>>44514263
jerking my shit crazy style to that sexy fucking lamp

ruined and still ruining my life in the closet

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i am a mcdougle edition

i am working on enjoying weed, like all of you

>>44514276
not cool, chica

oooh im the closet im super comfy and if you stay in me long enoigh tou become straight like im a wooden vagina for ur soul

*me unthinking* okay i will go into the wooden vagina for my soul :(

>>44514283
i am a dog, chica, cut me some slack

>qott
working on getting a ba has been my only long term goal/project since I graduated highschool.

>>44514288
i am euthanizing you, chica

i fucked the dog

sup fellers
if you want this shit you gotta be up late
mommy loves all her funny little fellers
esp my sus impostor, that mf gay as fuck<3

>>44514298
i know this isnt your heart, chica, so i forgive you now

i have wonb envy

>>44514302
come on, chica.

>>44514305
you are breaking my heart, chica. i hope you know that a heart has been broken. i love you. i hope that you know that i
>>44514302
im andy

>>44514310
where’s the lie, chiquita banana?

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womb envy is for boring people who can't appreciate a good JO session

>>44514312
you are (AN) andy but you are not (THE) andy
you’re just a fan baby and that’s ok

>>44514317
good pomni sesh can fix most things

>>44514312
i love you chica. i know you could never euthanize your beloved dog

>>44514318
bitch you are a fucking piece of shit (pos)
i have seen three star wars movies
2, 5, and 7
and i understand what fan culture is
i have the homestuck collection downloaded to my computer
im andy
u wanna come at me?

is all the andy obsession a modern form of bieber fever?

4chan

>>44514324
everyone knows andy doesnt like homestuck, chica.
be yourself, dont pretend, chica

>>44514330
squeaktoad

>>44514326
it's because andy astroturfs this thread

>>44514324
not surprised at the star wars and homestuck, par for the course
i would never in my life read a webcomic or participate in a fandom
you and i are not the same chiquita banana
get it? chiquita banana? it’s a euphemism for your small penis

andy literally pretends to be 4-5 versions of herself. it's fucking sad. anyway, im looking forward to smoking weed and drinking some kind of water tomorroew

>>44514339
its huge chica, im a proud futa

>>44514333
squeaktoad is asleep according to the message she posted in the modercord earlier

Im gay

>>44514338
i do not
you are a slanderer and a liar and i refuse to have my honor and public reputation besmirched by some fucking totino’s pizza rolls eating mf
if i could challenge you to an old western duel so i could pop your ass i would

taking the train tomorrow
don't know where
not coming home
squeaktoad

>>44514349
how about you plap my ass instead

>>44514341
what 4-5 versions? i’m only one andy
those moders who know me can attest to that

>>44514353
whoa chica, there's no need to be rash. let's think this thru - add me - andy
moonlilysundrop

>>44514353
um. that isn't her. and if it was it would be wrong since we're hanging out tomorrow~

>>44514343
let’s see chica

Im a manmoder

i am a dog

>>44514358
i’ll plap that bucci fasho
moonlilysundrop
add me on dc

>>44514363
chica, dont spread my discord username like that. things dont have to be like this

>>44514370
i’ll spread them bootycheeks

>>44514263
working on social transitioning
after i might integrate into society maybe not

>>44514369
chica, not you too. please, i know you have love and respect in your hearts XO

>>44514379
my heart does
my dick is a heartless monster, however

chiquita banana has a small atrophied weewee

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can i has invite to modercord

where are the new posts?
i can’t live without constant attention being paid to me, chica
this is due to my life being unfulfilling in other ways i don’t want to talk about, chica
you get it, chica

squeaktoad

yo, chica, this is like, horrible
i wish that you would not do this to me
did you know that there is a new movie coming out this next week that reminded me of you. it's something that i would like to discuss, as i saw it during a q&a, and i think that the questions beget more answers and lended a hand to my understanding of the movie. if you check out my letterboxd, you could see more.

i need a husband

my point stands, chica
it’s so sad ;(

i need a dog

its doggy eats dog world we mode in

i wish my hips were nice looking

gn moders

they actually do look nice, im just ogreish in shoulder width

i have to recover

im terminally gay

Dammit why I am now recently finding gay hookups disgusting?

my hips make me look like a woman which is a problem because i am a man

today i found out that real women with real female shoulder-hip ratios aren't side sleepers fmStl

gm moders

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Ngl this image got me really horny and I gooned to gettting fucked by a doctor and had a nice orgasm

My eyes closed for like 30 seconds and I saw pulsating white light

Can I take my magic wand through TSA?

fellers much work to be done
cmon yall get up
quit all that wallerin and make something of yerselves
no moping around on my fucking jobsite

>>44514666
I work in a church in Japan

How the fuck have my parents not noticed I am taking hormones yet

>>44514682
fucking based i’m jelly
nice work, feller

>>44514683
this is the true test for a manmoder
>t.stealth trooning on gf for 6 months and she hasn't noticed

>>44514692
wtf, how did your gf not notice your cum turning clear lmao?

im gonna be living in Japan for a spell how do I mode as a gaijin effectively

>>44514696
i am wearing chastity cage and usually she pegs me

>>44514692
>>44514706
ffucking zased pogger mogger
you win the internets, kind sir

>>44514721
Zased is beyond based. When based is just not quite enough to describe how based the person/thing/dog/occasion is, it is simply... zased.

>>44514696
some faggot hijacked my post in a schizophrenic rage. I stopped fucking her a bit before, and then once hrt hit I just lost my sex drive and haven't had sex with her in like 7 months. Kek she probably thinks I'm cheating on her, and I haven't let her see me naked that whole time.

i like the pegging version more desu

My parents must be in DENIAL lmaooo

>>44514737
that’s sad
she’s probably getting dicked down by a real moder

>>44514749
doubt honestly

imagine having a career or people who care about you and for those things to be ruined if they found out you were trans
yeah couldn’t be me
i was smart and never got a career to ruin and never let anyone care about me so i’d have nothing to lose paving the way for my eventual transition
joke is on you, suckers

>>44514759
Sure is man.

the only two choices are to burn all those bridges early, or to troon in secret bruce jenner style and then john 50 when you can’t keep up with the moding facade any longer

>>44514768
I have no shame for what I did honestly, it's not like repping was working out, and sorry, but I'd rather just get this over with now then john 50.

>>44514771
why not just break up with her?

when i played vidya games or participate in other unproductive nonsense i call it jerkin' off. i'm not literally masturbating.

>>44514777
that's fucking retarded are you a bitch? Also I left out a key detail I almost trooned out 3 years ago, and she was accepting.

I'll never understand people who date, but aren't serious like you can just cycle out a new partner. Bitch made niggers.

but like why even neglect her sexually then? least you could do is lap up her minge

bruh just rolled the hard r so fluently like they was speaking spanish

>>44514837
dude you type like a retarded incel gooner. Some chicks don't care about sex that much.

>>44514844
really? you should like ben shapiro talking about his wife’s dry vagina and how they sleep in different bedrooms
i guess i don’t understand because i can’t seem to keep mine off of me

>>44514850
hahahahah you are so funny

wife called me L faps

>>44514861
i don’t get it

>>44514864
(no one does)

just beat my dick so hard it has a vendetta

i don’t beat my dick, i have shordy do it fa mee

andy is like if gumby was a moder

https://litter.catbox.moe/zrqlwzan4ml7oopb.jpg

>>44515167
omggggggggg fuck!

>>44515167
I have bigger tits
>agender


Why do I love orgasming so much uhhh… I literally got out of the shower and gooned again ;(

>>44515167
now that’s what i call a delicious and succulent manmode

>>44515187
how dare you, you obese hag

>>44515187
i don't think there is a single person here with smaller tits than her, must be the cosmic punishment for agp tendencies

>>44515195
you get it

>>44515167
this girl mogs all of us to death
all kneel before the true queen

>>44515167
>>>/lgbt/gaygen

>>44515167
Went out in this to a grill, You think anyone noticed I'm manmoding?

>>44515234
You look like a transvetite

but a cis male one right?

i have at least three kinds of mold growing in my place

we got sissy posting on mmg now bruh

>>44515259
More like cissy

>>44515167
i want one, where can i get one like that?
the girl, i mean

hey fellers which one of you wants mommy’s cummies?

>>44515314
try your local mcdonalds

i should stop drinking

My crazy mom started a fight at the smoke shop across the street and now I'm banned. I hate my family so fucking much.

>>44515511
checked, does your mom have a number?

>>44515537
Yeah 666

>>44515565
anon your mom is not the Antichrist, probably

>>44515167
lmao i didnt see this but it seems good, congrats girl

everyone pls pay attention to me
who am i?

good question chica

a dog

>>44515762
you gonna answer it?

>>44515755
squeaktoad

>>44515755
give us a hint

>>44515755
actually i don't know who you are

i am forgotten

>>44515769
woah chica, idk if im ready for that kind of commitment

i got my sister a longboard yesterday and I never seen her happier. it made me so happy lol

shouldve gotten rollerskates

>>44515602
Another poster here watched her hit me in the head with a jar a couple weeks ago

>>44515865
i asked her, she didn't want them lol

>>44515884
you have a brother

you joke, but istg idk if its because im terminally tranny adjacent, but she be saying things sometimes.
if anything im p/confident shes gay.

i just can’t picture fat, titted, out of shape moders wearing roller skates and knee and elbow pads and helmets like a bunch of faggots

jesus fuck
i didn't get her a helmet

i look ok i think

>>44515896
im not fat and i don't wear protection bc I'm not a child >_<

lmao she gonna squish her noggin

>>44515917
are you titted and out of shape?

>>44515918
lmao

getting hurt while skating is such a skill issue

I wear my injuries with pride

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lmfao this shit sent me when it happened.

>>44515880
i'm not excusing that but that doesn't make her the antichrist

>>44516000
kek long boards are structurally weak in that area
the achilles heel

fat balls

they are moderately sized balls
hehe you get it.. moder..

Is seattle or portland better for an ugly gamestop hon tier manmoder?

>>44516296
white and rich? seattle
just white? portland

An adorable enby liked me on taimi but they're only 22 I could be their mother aaaahhhhhh I hate being old as dirt

I came on myself a couple hours ago and reek, time to go get lunch unwashed :)

brimstone niggerhell general

my dick and balls are MESSED UP

Ugh I was sleeping and lifted the bedsheets and it REEKED of pussy lmao

This is a strange twist of punishment as I have never even fucked pussy ;(

yall are so goddamn nasty it’s quite bewildering honestly

big head ass

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It's read a romance book month. What are we reading m'oids? I'm reading picrel.

we readin evola

i don’t read, ngl
i spend more time making money and fucking
not a brag, either
i wish i could be reading
i guess i read this thread but that doesn’t count

>>44516935
romantasy and litrpg deciding whos the biggest lump of coal

sup fellers
now i walk around in my draws
outside smoking weed while i scratch my balls

>>44516996
litrpg gave us this used to be about dungeons so there's at least one bright spot

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I look like a cis man

>>44517103
yikes

>>44517118
what so yikes about it? I look like a normal dude.

>>44517103
i look like this and say this

>>44517122
you look like a creepy man, not a normative one at all
you’re john wayne gacy

>>44517147
it's manmoder face. This is what happens when you HRT rep.

>>44514324
what an absurd set of star wars to have seen

other moders that have posted recently have been cute, what gives?

>>44516955
ew

liking star wars = immediately discarded as a person

>>44517218
ugly people don't show off that they are ugly, but I accept who I am and will not hide it.

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>>44517227
Based

>>44515772
>>44514405
>>44514353
>>44514333
i literally woke up like 15 minutes ago, stop being so obsessed with me

>>44517295
literally no one gives a shit about you stupid self important whore

if no one gives a shit why’s people say it 4 times over just a few hours?

i’m DONE

>>44517361
Hi done, I'm mom

>>44517328
be nice to her

>>44517295
least popular moder

Haven't taking finasteride for some months and now I'm hairy like an otter

squeaktoad? more like geektoad

I wish I could go back to 2017

my favorite part of dune is when stilgar goes on a two page long monologue about how the fremen aren't rapists

>>44517103
ice skate to the forehead?

>>44517540
have you heard that book is boring? you're not meant to read it.

>>44517591
it's good now only took 300 pages

sup fellers

im also done

i shot a moder in reno just to watch him die

i wish it were me

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shawty tryna fuck on the bean

I'll be shot by a moder one day

i'm gonna do it dude

I want to be held

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i caught my boy ruf sleeping in the tall grass
fellers, i know the south is not as moder-friendly as some other regions but there is a quaint postapocalyptic charm to it that i just absolutely fell in love with

>>44517589
I have lots of concussions/accidents as a kid. I think this was from falling down bleachers lmao.

Brain damage.

>>44517841
are you still looking for a wife

my discord is officially deleted user now. kinda hurts, there was some good memories attached to that account

>>44517841
handsome cat

>>44517810
so will i. just a week or so away

>>44517888
don't even bother
you see her talking about her guatemalan boo 10 years younger than her every day here
that young cis woman hole is hard to beat

>>44517888
no, i looked for a gf here for like 3/4 months straight and everyone just trolled me lol
>>44517910
he’s old, feral and dying of kidney failure
he doesn’t let me get too close
he gets spooked when i try to pet him so i bribe him with dehydrated minnows
i saw him pass by last winter and i made an insulated box for him to sleep in
he chose to stay ever since

>>44517976
blackpilled again

>>44517969
it's that close?
can I bring popcorn?

dude this malt liquor kinda tastes ok

eating fried plantains rn

just finished IPL sesh of my face. Those expensive sticker things I bought are worth it.

I use IPL protective glasses and surround the bottom with gaffers tape to cover the edges.

nice, congrats nonas
glad to see moders actively taking transition steps, reaching milestones, actively working on their transitions
love to see that

moders with rapsheets

>>44518185
How thick was your facial hair? I've been thinking about buying one instead of proper laser.

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>>44518348
Uh I have pretty thin hair lol

>>44518465
>clothes on floor
>random shoe on table surface
you’re the moder chris-chan

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>>44518487
https://voca.ro/12oyzMCIXm5r

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>>44518526

i take ur ssds
i drink it up!

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>>44518676
No they are mine

why do you people hate me?

>>44518854
squeaktoad

>>44518708
cute ssds

whatever, i'll just delete the modercord

wtf if you delete the modercord how will i get my live squeaktoad bedtime updates

>>44518546
>when you could have gotten mexican ffs but instead blow money on computer parts to play video games
not surprised there

>>44518977
t. poor

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>>44518105
you gonna like, show up to watch or something?

>>44519087
Why not od on fentanyl at least?

I don’t want my last experience to be adrenaline rushing and looking down seeing my impending doom.

I’d rather get high out of mind and slowly doze off to sleep.

why are you answering for me?

>>44519097
why are you obsessed with me? stop replying. i don't want to talk to you

>>44519115
>>44519117
I talk to myself

>>44518858
you’ve been so bad at clocking me all day, give it a rest

>>44519117
who the fuck are you?

>>44519132
why do you think it's one person?

>>44519146
who the fuck are *you*?

schizophrenics

>>44519160
okay, pretend i meant the collective “you”. either way almost every one of those comments was replying to someone else

>>44519179
thats not very nice, chica

why do you (collective) freaks keep saying "chica"?

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>>44519161
the one who actually got replied to :/

>>44519203
chica fnaf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1F6oOoo9FI

>>44519241
ok but what about her? and why do you say it with such vitriol? chica fnaf is fun and sexy

i'm fun and sexy

How do I get fentanyl

chat: is chica fnaf w faps or l faps?

>>44519034
i stole most of my computer parts
the rest i bought second hand

>>44519326
ask a cop

>>44519390
Yes if I say I’m trying to kill myself where do I get fentanyl to do it, how will they react?

>>44519398
You are not allowed to kill yourself, they need you as a worker drone

did my injection again because I'm an addict

>>44519428
lmao

>>44519428

I have no drugs to get high with, I’m too autistic to buy drugs

>not talking to me? not talking about me? I need to fix that!

>>44519476
squeaktoad

you can always tell when cowbot comes back to the thread

I am the center of the universe, everything revolves around me. You are all here for my personal enjoyment. Only I matter. Me me me. You are merely a spectator in my enjoyment.

damn she actually mad

Mad as in mentally ill ;)))

I love undiagnosed untreated mental illness. YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, TAKE THAT GOVERNMENT!!!!!

>>44519534
Not nearly enough vomit-inducing and braindead posts for cowbot to be here

Trump and jfk jr can’t do anything about me bwahahahahaha!!!!!

>>44519561
cowbot

ouch

>>44519521
wrong again

have you ever considered people say your name when someone's acting annoying, like how they say cowbot when someone's acting pedophilic and weird

not really, because the people who say cowbot also insist she’s still in the thread and they’re replying to her

can you go to a doctor or something

Nothing ever happens

>>44519676
i legitimately cannot tell if you're this autistic or just fucking around

How many years can you reasonably hide hrt effects from chuddy parents whom you live with?

Forever

My thoughts are so wild and scattered rn

>>44519737
i’ve hidden them for over a year and a half ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i have a big fat dog ass

>>44519676
she talks mad shit behind your back btw

so it seems

>>44519876
no she doesn't

how much does full body laser cost if you are as hairy as a middle aged greek father

How do I get rid of sad thoughts and feelings

i don’t think laser costs vary based on hairiness. could be wrong though

they make you pay more if you're gross

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>>44520020
Let me know when you find out

>>44519906
sorry megan sometimes i forget you're the compendium of image formats you stupid bitch

>>44520057
fell for it again award

>>44520057
that waz me. you're getting rusty.

i'm going to commit harikiri

damn what did trainmoder do

you haven't seen the headlines about the jersey train molester?

i think it’s because i’m annoying/attentionwhorey and don’t do a good job with online privacy?

>>44520124
raped :/

lol why do you guys keep saying squeaktoad? i'm close friends with her on discord and she told me she doesn't even use this thread anymore haha

so what did the moders have for moder supper on this rainy sunday evening

i don't know what you want from me at this point. i've stopped baking and trainposting. being accused of stuff isn't funny. if i use a trip, everyone will be annoyed with me. if i delete the modercord, then the nice posters won't have anywhere to talk. what do you want from me?

>>44520324
is it like you want her to do all those things again?

>>44520324
so self important

leave trainmoder alone T_T

people are so mean to her

>>44520324
i don’t even own the modercord lol

what is the story on cowbot and squeaktoad?

they've been dating since mid-april

so many psyops are running in this thread these days

>>44520538
what really?

you people are far too familiar with each other

wowwzers!

it all makes sense

>>44520682
ok, to be fair, theres like 12 of us

look at you fucking people how do you not feel shame in how you treat others

>>44520747
name all 12

i am a dog

i am a dawg

>>44520778
this poster raped me

(with knot)

>>44520778
we still talk about you

punchy punchy ouppy

stop it please

punchy punchy punchy ouppy stompy stompy kicky ouppy

>>44520888
did she speak before

>>44521000
yeah.

>>44520320
mushroom and tomato and black beans w oniongarlic salt and cumincorianderpaprika alongside spinach and a naan and some vegan meat stuff because i cannot cook because i am a man

considering asking my wife for head

it worked when i asked her

oh i understand, you fucked my wife