qott you're starting a crew or a team who's your first pick
>>44515087>qottthe chaser reading this
My first pick is spiderman
goob morbin
Good morning, how was your saturdays?I went to a bbq/pool party for 10 hours and got drunk and passed out in my bed the instant I hit it
>>44515132Ate a gummy and watched a movie and played music and prepped for a tripAirport soon
hello anons i finished my thesis
>>44515132hello steve i finished my thesis
>>44515172What is your thesis about?
>>44515121https://voca.ro/1mBeOXW8cVvx>>44515132https://voca.ro/1k8TOT1H4mqJ>>44515171https://voca.ro/1nP0piUQcVmo
>>44515177i can’t say because it’s mega ultra giga specific and would be an instant doxx but let’s just say it’s very gay
>>44515136Where are you going? Is it a vacation?
>>44515184Are you taking a gay studies degree at university?
bronya bronya i don’t understand. why was edward allowed to be 105 years old and date a high schooler? how can anyone not be team jacob?
>>44515183Wulfim. Check this out. Look at the red line showing the player where to go rofl
>>44515199i have a phd in being gay but that’s not what my thesis is about
>>44515206i needed this red line when i played half life
>>44515206what is this game?
>>44515216wolverine game by insomniac
>>44515212ROFL. Despite everything, you still beat HL1 without the red line and guiding yellow paint. It shows that you’re a real gamer girl
>>44515230i will admit that i did have to look up what to do at one point. it was when you were on xen and there were these pillars and you needed to jump on this flying alien to get to this platform. i had no idea what to do because i tried to jump on one of them once and phased through, so i didn't think you could do that. my gamer girl card hath been revoked.
lets talk about pokemon i love snowpoint city and i’m depressed
it’s so fucked up. yesterday i ate real food, went outside and socialized with friends and now i feel really good today
>>44515216Marvel’s Wolverine
>>44515249did you know snowpoint city is shaped like a snowflake?
>>44515255based
>>44515249i love ecruteak city why are you depressed?
>>44515240>i will admit that i did have to look up what to do at one pointBah humbug. It’s whatever. Nintendies used to have Game Counselor hotlines in the 90s
>>44515294that's crazy i had no idea that was a thing. that's so cute lol.
I don't like the fact that women poop
>>44515201literally though I'm say like
>>44515308sorry
>>44515183https://voca.ro/1ccuXzEbCse4
bf who makes me breakfast while i do my shot
hellow
>>44515087>qottuhhhhhh Spiderman
should i get donuts?
>>44515358SNOYYYY AAAAAAAAAA I'M FUARKING SCHNICKING
THWACK
>>44515366get me a croisant
>>44515380it’s empty you can hurt me anymore!>>44515381okay but should i get donuts or not?
>>44515380ow!!
i don't mean to be rude but what primarily differentiates trannies that will pass from hons? i saw a tranny the other day (friend of a friend of a friend that was brought along for a group event) and this motherfucker had some tits so i assume he was on HRT but even without the 5 o clock shadow he would never pass in a million years despite whatever chemical cocktail he's onyet on the other hand you have trannies that, at least on the internet, pass fully even without hormones
remember when everyone was freaking out over cronuts
>>44515385Faggot>>44515383Does it to your dick instead
>>44515386please use the correct pronouns for people even if they don’t make your dick hard
>>44515399yeaaa… :]
>>44515399yeeeeeeouch!
Trannies or as I call them incest molestation victims
>>44515395I’ve never heard of a cronut until now. Had to search it up. Looks good. Thanks for telling me
>>44515411you’re thinking of women in general unfortunately
Super positioning my cock into your sissy pussy
my sissy pussy is throbbing with anticipation
>>44515421Shoulder hons <3Ribcage hons <3Facial hair hons <3
>>44515431lifehons <3back to school at 27 hons <3
>>44515439what are you going to school for? being gay?
>>44515440embedded systems
>>44515402https://voca.ro/1eaKBkZdN1Rb
>>44515419what does superpositioning mean in this context
>>44515455you probably know what that word means dont you. fucking nerd
>>44515206https://voca.ro/19XypC1Rfk91>>44515327https://voca.ro/1dCORysjPash
Y Y claymore plant throwing knife ladder stalling my cock into your sissy pussy
i bled a whole lot doing my shot :O
>>44515455My cock can be both soft and hard in your sissy pussy
Did anything interesting happen last night?
>>44515470i got pregnant
Doing my tranny's injection for her, injecting in her buttcheek and kissing it to make it better after the injection
beating up trannies that forget to take their sissy juice shots
>>44515457i have opinions on it >>44515466my sissy pussy vast like the Dirac sea. your cock minute like a probability amplitude
>>44515470I got an anon pregnant
>>44515470>Agehons seething>Trannies crying>Age lying>Drug addiction denyingAnd shrek showed up
>>44515481im gonna shove you in a locker
>>44515479oh yeah I forgot I bought those do you want some they're pretty good. tumeric and cayenne
>>44515477i do it in my thighs now. can you still kiss it please?
>>44515194Chicago to see family
>>44515490wtf i missed shrek???
>>44515493I'm going to curl up in there and go to sleep
>>44515498Of course
boyfriend who doesn't mind that anywhere i go there are always spiritual phenomena
>>44515512I see charlie everywhere ;_;
Any trannies here that look like nong toom?
>>44515506thanks babe ily
>>44515505im peeing through the holes
>>44515512How often do you see the shadow people
>>44515520I love you too babe
Bronya is prompt injection decently defended against?
>>44515502turns out shrek has been the one constantly calling people reppers, pedos, etc and is either spam reporting trannies or is the janny itselfpeople got banned for praising a girl within like 2 minutes of posting
>>44515522Thought you were talking about a flat cage
>>44515461this is intense
the most oppressed group on earth is foot fetishists…
>>44515529WHAT??? as in, big green shrek??? that's crazy!!!!!
wwyd if the real shrek was a cg trip?
today is the day lugia shines
Bronya do you know why AI models do this?
>>44515542You could say they are being stepped on
>>44515551please tread on me lmao
>>44515550Trained on reddit
Any trannies into chaser feet?
once again i am asking; me and who?
>>44515573desperate for attention huhyou might want to check mtfg
>>44515460Hmmmm. I don’t know how to feel about the Sentinel boss fight footage. A person who actually plays character action games like MGR and DMC would have better opinions imo
>>44515577whats going on in mtfg?
>>44515524They're scared of seeing ME>>44515522STOP IT
>>44515573body tea ngl
>>44515573Do you like cis girls?
>>44515573you look good
>>44515585i appreciate that perspective>>44515591thank yoy steven>>44515590yes
>>44515533im not trying that again it doesnt work>>44515583lol drink my pee nerd
>>44515575How does missionary position and gentle cuddling sound?
>>44515593Disc?
would you date a tranny who’s penis smells like pee all the time cause it leaks?
>>44515575me but im 5ft1, hope that's okcock is 7 inches btw
>>44515597Can I just pay for your srs
>>44515596no that’s cibi
>>44515596i dont check discord that much but its clarapill
my penis smells nothing like pee
pee smells like my penis
>>44515606if you are offering and stay with me through the recovery then yeah
Babe I'm going to send you a .zip file with some pictures of trans women from a website called 4chan. I'm going to need you to cosplay as these women during sex. Do you think you can do that for daddy?
>>44515579https://voca.ro/1jUXixWFvSp9
>>44515549I BELIEVE
If you could lock one cg repper into a room for 3 years until total transition has been completed, which would you lock down?
>>44515573Too early for sexy pics, cibi. I only got 5hrs of sleep. You’re pretty cute tho
>>44515593i’ve tried skinny and flabby and skinny is much better ngl, you look great chick :)>>44515595that sounds good too. i like mild food just as much as spicy if ygm>>44515603well i’m only 3’ on all fours ;)
>>44515631dawgy
>>44515625Tell her to email my business contact and I'll send out some merch
>>44515631the repper who makes these posts
>>44515625the fake piercings just don’t look as good as real ones though
>>44515631None of them. i don't care about reppers. trooning is the easy part
>>44515632why didnt u sleep more?!
>>44515640choid desu
Pregamed going to the airportEthel Cain Onanist, "it feels good"My lyft driver is a nice quiet Hispanic lady
My bathroom smells like bronya's peanits
>>44515637can i get a bronya shirt
>>44515573you post in here like a model off duty every single day and we're supposed to pretend like you're a hon. don't pmo
>>44515654Light a match!
>>44515652where are u going anon
>>44515421Hi Mamo. You should join in the celebratory seal victory thread on /an/. Because we won the /an/lympics! And when you're done, you should check out the seal threads too.>>>/an/5152838
The worst part about being a 30+ chaser is that the 18-21 twinks and trannies in your area absolutely want to hook up with you but you live with your mom
>>44515652have fun!!! Safe flight!!!>>44515657i really want to make these I love pretending that I'm famous. you're top of my pr list
I would unironically buy chasergen and bronya merch
>>44515660lol male model maybe i am so broad n stuff
>>44515672WAHOOOOO!!!!
>>44515667Chicago>>44515672Thank you pengid
>>44515670Hey, she lives with ME!
>>44515550statistical average of curated corpo blog/social media posts + RLHF with boring linkedin types as the evaluators>>44515669:DDD wtf this is awesome!!!
>>44515673Maiq's face in the candy aisle on a black tee shirt lol
>>44515684Making band merch of this as we speak
>>44515673i wanted to get a catbox shirt cause that's the closest thing we'll get but they only ship the stickers internationally>>44515676don't start
>>44515647I’ve been getting sensitive to sound lately and it’s getting hotter here. It’s hard to sleep and easy to wake up. How’s your weekend been btw
excuse me hi hello is this thing on?
>>44515680Yeah it is. I happen to be a bit of a "sealposter" as well. So if you ever come across gaygeneral for some reason, you might even see me there :]. I also usually lurk in the seal threads on /an/.
watching the simpsons rn and it’s comical how much i used to look kind comic book guy
Bronya drinking pee t-shirt when? Oh, and mugs!
Society that runs on the discomfort of knob polished trannies with bottom dysphoria, Monsters Inc. style
Just passed by a high schooler wearing a k0rn shirt, uncs we are winning
>>44515688i get misgendered n stuff its just apparent>>44515690pretty lonely and boring. its okay though at least im not working. how about urs?
>>44515701lol
what should i do today
>>44515691H E L L O
>>44515705there's a lot of factors that go into that stuff
do chasers like trans Spidey? I think she's cute
>>44515702They yearn for y2k so hard
>>44515696:D ur awesome nice to meet u seal fren!!
so how’s everyone’s weekend been?
>>44515710hru boxnya?
>>44515708Go get a tasty gyro
>>44515673Steve head, Mamo seal plushie, Bronya gacha guide books, Cibinon teeth stickers…
i want some bronya merch
>>44515700would be perfect for a mug omg>>44515702i saw a daughter in a sleep token hoodie and a mother in a meshuggah hoodie shopping together in my hometown it was the cutest thing in the entire world>>44515726I'm good I need to shower today and do some job applications. busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy. also rsvp to a bunch of emails
limited edition bronya fingernails
>>44515716Chaser here. Spiderman isn't trans. Stop projecting your mental illness on fictional characters. Hope this helps.
>>44515716She's cute but too fit for my taste.
>>44515728that’s a good idea
Me (32): Saw a youtube comment where a woman asked how another woman could call herself a six when she looked just like Drew Barrymore. But Barrymore is a six. Men understand how many ugly men there are in Hollywood. Even in the age of chiseled, low fat bodies, Hollywood is full of them. But to women, who have a parmenidean understanding of social capital and physical appearance, if a woman is significant, if she is famous, then she is beautiful. The end result of this is that women, while claiming to desire to be free of beauty standards, reinforce them constantly. If a woman says she is not beautiful, to other women this can never be a neutral claim; it's equivalent to a woman saying she is worthless.My gf (18m): dad forgot to pick me up from school again.
This is like a 2005 /b/ time capsule in terms of the vibe.
>>44515716she’s literally me. anyone can be spider-man :D
After yesterday, any tranny that says they're 18 is 16 until proven otherwise
>>44515087>qottMy first pick would be Tati Westbrook and my second James Charles just because I want to see what would happen
The exaggerated autism of a transgender teen
>>44515719Nice to meet you too. Don't expect to see me again in these threads. Because I don't have any romantic interest in transgenders. I'm into men. I found about your posts while searching in the archives for some of my older posts. It is still very nice to meet you though, you seem like a very happy and cheery person. Σ(ﾟωﾟ)
>>44515750real. stu is 14, bronya is 17, pichu 12 and cibi is 43
>first boner was the scene in the Scooby Doo movie where shaggy gets turnt into a woman>All of puberty spent masturbating to TG TF porn, YouTube vids and comics>Discover I'm bisexual (what a fucken shock)>Discover real trans people exist (it was rarer back then) >Almost only wacks off to futa porn>Pre hrt woman is sexy, post hrt woman is sexy>But somehow the awkward middle where she still has the 5 o clock shadow and such completely icks me. Hornyness just turns offWhy the hell does this happen to me? I'm the ultimate fence sitter in being good with anything. I love femboys, trans women, big dudes etcera but there's that weird middle where I just can't take it seriously and find no attraction is so random.
Making the 25yo show ID before I send her hog pics
>>44515756nice of u to stop by and let me know! have a nice day :D
>>44515761I'm in love
>>44515760I like that this is both the origin of all chasers and the most agp bitch you’ve ever met simultaneously
>>44515758can i be younger pls, 14 is still too late
shirt that says PROUD DL CHASER>>44515735delicious treat for all ages!>>44515743TRVKE>>44515750oh jesus who was it this time>>44515758I'm 18 tho
would you love me if i was transgender spider-man?
>>44515705Boring too. Just staying in for the weekend. I’m going to the beach tomorrow tho. Hmmmm yeah my life is pretty routine for now at least
I would kill to look half as good as her
brb
>>44515760Hollywood broke this poor soul…
>>44515806mogs me
>>44515806This happened to me
>>44515773You guys do seem a lot nicer here than in my general ( ´-｀)? A shame I'm only interested in cis guys, if I wasn't I would totally post here. Although there are some posters I'm on good terms with, that make it worth posting there. But overall the vibe does feel a lot friendlier here. I hope you have a good day too.
>>44515810yeah obviously. all of us trannies here to exactly one 1mg estrogen pill and that happened to us too
dawgy mogs
>>44515833when are you going to stop repping?
going to stop watching porn but i'll be sure to jerk it twice daily
>>44515822I would never take HRT. I'm 100% natty
Why cant I call my hypothetical tranny GF (the tranny reading this) a "retarded, useless, sissy faggot" all the time?
>>44515841Because she'll put your teeth in and you'll have to go around saying you walked into a pole
>>44515837waow just onions milk and spearmint tea
>>44515848it is the superior mint. but that's way too much work i just drink lots of water and do yoga from time to time
>>44515854lmao
>>44515834when I stop mogging (never)
>>44515806this scene definitely made me feel weird as a kid
I didn't fumbleShe's just a lunatic
>>44515846Lol. You're literally a useless retarded sissy faggot IRL, and you cant even threaten anyone properly. Not even good enough to be anyones GF
goodnight asexual anongoodnight bronyagoodnight pichugoodnight cibigoodnight stugoodnight wulfimgoodnight mamo
>>44515882this is about me btw
>>44515812hello! im a transgender woman but seeking a gay man to date>A shame I'm only interested in cis guyswould you be interested in a trans woman if she was ok with you viewing the relationship as a gay male relationship? like she is ok with you perceiving her skeleton as male and her genetics as xy so you could be attracted to her like she's a cis male?
>>44515886goodnight mr e and your nine slain gollums! or perhaps 8 gollums and 1 smeagol
>>44515886good night gargoyle helmet plunging attack
Trad cg chaser: no mental illnesses, lives with his mother, 30+, well socialized and well liked, employed, extensive sexual and romantic history, says "tranner" Nu-chaser: chud, incel, gymcel, has never had sex, many undiagnosed mental illnesses, 18-21 years old, no irl friends, bottomcases, says "tranny"
>>44515893No, sorry. I'd rather date a guy who was born a guy, and identifies as that. It's just what I'm into. Like I said previously. I only entered this thread because I wanted to say hi to Mamo. You probably wont see me here again.
>>44515886goodnight penis
>>44515885LMAO>>44515886goodnight.... WAR
>>44515919I thought people said they didn't like tranner
>>44515750can you not keep bringing up buggy's shit
>>44515935I also used to say tranner but switched to tranny because tranners seemed to prefer it and I got told off for using tranner
i like tranner and tranny
>>44515947You just keep being based babe <3
Trans women.
>>44515886goodnight
saying you have no mental illnesses without going to therapy is like saying you are undefeated at boxing when you’ve never boxed
Me (32): fuck it's hot. It didn't used to always be this fucking hot all the timeMy gf (18m): actually, hot days are nothing new. If you look at the data, there have been hot days every year for millions of years. You're likely remembering that the climate was more favorable in the past due to nostalgia. Additionally, you probably don't remember cool days as well as you remember warm days due to negativity bias. I can recommend you some video essays on survivorship bias if you want to learn more :3
tranner is a portmanteau of tranny and 4channer. it refers the the girls here i like it cause it’s cute to say
>>44515910goodnight pichu>>44515913goodnight asexual anon
I love chasers, don't listen to what other trans women say you're all delightful
>>44515953your mental illnesses aren't real, sissy, get over it
>>44515952climate is not weather
>>44515886nini
>>44515965Love you so much babe <3
>>44515962you got it right good job!
>>44515886Gnight e
>>44515935>>44515944some newfag trans women showed up here after 2020 and for some reason insisted that tranner was trans + the n word, like some offensive hard-r word for trans women. they didn't know it was literally just trans channer. but tranner is perfectly fine to say. i way prefer it over tranny>>44515950this, personallyand transer and tranneroid>>44515962wahoo!!
>>44515132I was at a BBQ/pool party all night too lol. They made me do shots ugh...
it will b ok... right...
>>44515809>>44515810
>>44515985>They made me do shots ugh...You're such a bottom lol
boys used to like to make me do shots with them at house parties and then tell me not to drive home and stay the night
Me (33): My guillotine drank promethazineMy gf (18): drank prometh'Me (33): TEC and beams, go to those extremesMy gf (18): aight lets go lets go
In-n-out American man here. Sorry tranners. I dont do e-dating. I only want a IRL GF
Gay male
>>44516007i want and irl bf too
I don't need a relationship with a tranny. I need billions and billions of dollars.
>>44516007just because I'm trans doesn't mean I don't know how to drive
who are you maining in the new marvel fighting game?
https://voca.ro/13cAc6kY5kP0
>>44516007I love in n out! I need to take a vacation to the west coast soon
someone post something fun or interesting
>>44516025okay
>>44516022i sure hope it doeshow have u been it's been a min
what should I eat for dinner to make my tits fatter?
i had a microdream where a salon made an ai robot copy of me and it just kept saying sorry every 5 seconds
>>44516038tub of lard
>>44515994They tricked me. They said they wanted me to do a challenge where they fill 2 shot glasses with water and one with vodka and I gotta drink them all without making a face and they guess which one was vodka. Well, they put vodka in all three shot glasses, so I took 3 shots of vodka in 5 seconds lol.
>>44516031:D
>>44516048
>>44516036https://voca.ro/1cjJCROfgwZp
>>44515986I learned to accept that for some people life often moves between moments of joy and times of hurt. The answer is no btw
>>44516012Make a post on /soc then>>44516018You're a bottom/woman. Even if you have license, doesnt mean I'd trust you behind the wheel. You're built to be a passenger princess >>44516024It's in a lot more states now. Unless you're visiting the two #1 stores
i finished a vial today and now i only have one more
I exclusively date trannies online and online only to give them false hope and ruin their perception of love.
>>44516061T~T
>>44516065soc is gross>>44516069you metamorphosis is almost complete >>44516073hello my ex bf
>>44516065It’s not in Florida :(
>>44516065>You're a bottomI never even said that why just assume? maybe I'm a top, did you ever think about that? and who says bottoms can't drive??
>>44516085ur from florida too :0
>>44516076:3
>>44516085it's in texas if you want a shorter drive. it sucks compared to most burger places tho
Its fun to go from "I'm going go make you the happiest girl in the world" to complete silence on a tranny.
>>44516024There's 5 In n Outs in my city. Come California bb
>>44516056im glad you took some space and took care of yourself. hope u had fun :Di'm doing oki. been playing a lot of dark souls 2. and dw about the music lol there's never any pressure.
thanks to the anon for that interesting factoid about snowpoint city
boymoding today
>>44516094don't do that :(
>>44516096basado hope you having fun with ds2i got around to starting my ds1 run the other day
>>44516101you are welcome!
>>44516090Yes. I’m moving away soon tho>>44516093It might just be childhood nostalgia because I grew up eating there but I love the food>>44516095I miss the beaches in cali so much!!
>>44516103>i must reply to every bait!!!
>>44516104oh nice how far are you in so far? you're gonna use quelagg's sword right?
>>44516107any other cool pokemon facts?
>>44516113went up to taurus then took a break for the weekendgoing to continue todayand ye qfs run
>>44516118lots but what do you want to know?
>>44516092:DDD i have one like thisis it hiyori im not sure>>44516110Dx i'll prob never go back there with how crazy the government is getting
>>44516081>soc is grossIt is, but you cant use this place anymore, or else the trjanner will catch you. >>44516085>FloridaYou have everything else there. How greedy can you swamp folk be? >>44516088You can tell a mile away. You assume the girly position, with your knees to your chest without even realizing it. Bottom
mogging the chaseys today
>>44516126Yeah. I have to get away!>>44516127I live in the sticks. I have nothing cool near me :(
>>44516126Yeah I'm pretty sure it's Hiyori. You can identify her from this spot that looks like a little person. See your pic has it too.
>>44515878I wanted to be a clone trooper when I was a kid. Now that I think about it, that probably laid the foundation for why I walked into that recruiting office
>>44516125anything! johto factoids pls
i quit wearing makeup and it's been honestly really nice. I'll probably go back to it sooner or later but it's nice to just think less about beauty. now I just need to give up skincare. I've been doing the trendy "Brazilian hair routine" where you just wash it and scrunch in a curl cream and go about your life. feeling lightweight and unburdened
>>44516122taurus is a fun fight. i'm going in blind so idk what weapon imma end up using. i've been using old knight halberd so far and liking it bc halberds are my favourite weapon type usually, but it broke :(gotta back track to the forest area because apparently that's where the blacksmith's key is (i went to the warf first)the durability in this game is buns
>>44516103>STOP HAVING FUN, CHVD
>>44516148i read a piece about the intersection of sci-fi and military propaganda that talked about that series a lot it's interesting. it's hard to tell how much of it is inherited from other genres and how much of it is new. media!
>>44516152johto factoid is actually my government name
>>44516148Imagine willingly wanting to die for Israel. You must have grown up poor, retarded or both.
>>44516153Scrunching you until you curl up and cream
>>44516153i wish i could do the same but since starting wearing makeup i can only leave my house now with at least a bit of concealer and blush on the face :(
>>44516172?
>>44516152the johto games are the only games were the box legends are available in both versions of the game
I was hot for like 6 months but now I'm fat again
>>44516175Do you ever post face pics?
>>44516176I've said everything I have to say.>>44516182Post thighs and ass
>>44516182maybe you are fat and hot?
>>44516146oh wow i never thought to look for a distinctive marking like that! now i'll always know it's hiyori :DDDshe's so silly lole
>>44516184she used to post pics with an emoji over her nose that made he look like yoshi
>>44516152Theres a city in the johto region named bonitaville where everyone feels bonita.
oh also in johto it's the only region where the new pokemon are canonically new. like new species were being discovered thats why some gen 2 pokemon are exclusive to kanto and why breeding is considered mysterious
https://voca.ro/1eFd7wB9Avlf
Bf that looks like this?!
holy hell my head hurts
>>44516160I wouldn’t be surprised if Star Wars is connected to military propaganda. I know CoD is though. I’m 100% sure CoD is social engineering funded by Mushoku Tensei billionaire overlords so dummies would sign up>>44516153What made you quit makeup btw
should i date a guy with a last night that will give me good alliteration?
should i kill myself when i run out of hrt
>>44516233drink some water and take a pain pill>>44516258survey says no
>>44516258Please no
>>44516245Depends on the letter. Not if it's something shit like Q
is it illegal to offer free e shots to minors?
>>44516267it's an r name
>>44516175i love that you fell for the trap in record time. idk I think it's probably better to go for it when you're earlier in trooning if only to get over the whole half assing thing people do>>44516242I've just been reading a lot of beauty writing about how like. EVIL that shit is. the way it worms into your head it's terrible. CoD is bad for sure too... idk all these mind games right it's hard to figure out how to live through all the psyops
>>44516262yeahh
>>44516277Low tier alliteration letter tbqh
>>44516233*gets on a stepstool to kiss it better*I luv u mommy
>>44516184i dont like taking pics of myself>>44516201choid can u pay my rhinoplasty please choid
How to successfully boymode when you look like a woman?
>>44516283i realized that i know a lot of women who married into alliteration so now i have fomo. i know a cc, kk, and ss. how do you rank those compared to rr?>>44516289im not a choid. i am your friend nose chan
>>44516269I heard it’s illegal to give meds specifically prescribed to (You) to other people. I think it mostly depends on the state though. Not sure if that’s relevant
>>44516262but i want to>>44516263ok i wont
>>44516291
>>44516297friend can you make a choid pay for my rhinoplasty please friend
>>44516297All depends on the sound of the letters too. C is a bit dodgy so it's maybe a B tier but when it comes off it's good. K is easy A tier. S is low down for the lisp debuff.
Showing the veteran tranny Juba videos
>>44516312all the choids i know are broke. how much does it cost? i can help you set up a go fund me>>44516314interesting. i considered going by sarah when i transitioned so would ss have been worse than rr? maybe i could alliterate off my middle name?
>>44516308What does this mean? I haven’t watched that show yet
got banished to trans instagram. this is hell
the kind of relationship where we gradually grow to know everything about each other. the kind of resentment that can only build over decades of intimacy. a marriage of convenience where we sleep in separate beds and only meet up for meals. That's my goal for 40
>>44516279>I've just been reading a lot of beauty writing about how like. EVIL that shit isI’m guessing like how corporations and influencers heavily influence (pretty much control) women’s beauty standards. Then, you realize the people behind corpos and influencers are Mushoku Tensei billionaire overlords (Old ass men). Is it something like that or am I wrong? Idk. I just remember my highschool homeroom teacher talking about this
bf who sleeps in the same bed as me and also he loves me and we get married and have kids and when i die they take stewardship of all my pokemon
Instagram showed me a tranny profile in suggested follows and her bio had "Generation Zyklon" in itDo zoomgroids really think they're the Fourth Reich?
>>44516338Would
>>44516289I understand, I just want to know if you're cute.
>>44516354Edgy retards have been saying the same shit for like 100 years. Who cares
>>44516363she is cute
>>44516288thank you <3
>>44516353This sounds nice
Tranner wife who doesn't need much stuff because my house is not a big one and I've kinda already furnished it the way I like it and I don't think I can fit that much more in it <3
bro is so insecure >hand stuff only!ive already cum inside her the seal is broken what are we doing
chasey husband who can fit my entire 8 inches into his chasissy hole
im insecure too :c
rapehons btw
>>44516289Daily reminder that Rach is a racist repper gay crossdresser who gets horny from shoving shampoo bottles in his ass. Keep talking to him if you want.
>>44516387They call this a Mexican colonoscopy
>>44516390Why.
>>44516405trans
>>44516338that top is really pretty I love those washed out designs. just effortlessly stylish>>44516350no totally its exactly like that. and it's the same for men too right they're just selling different products. it's little things about the language too like everything is a "holy grail" or a "daily ritual" or a "miracle serum". the whole cleanliness is next to godliness thing is insanely toxic it makes you feel like you NEED to buy all these products you know what I mean. the whole idea of morality and beauty being in lockstep. everything comes back to eugenics.... stresses me out
>>44516398the BLACKED
>>44516398Hop off my dick braith.
>>44516409Ah. That might do it.
>>44516427How about you hop on mine cutie
peeing in a chaser's butt
>>44516427hop off ur shampoo bottle. u gay repper
am i a cutie
>>44516449Hey, that's exit only!
>>44516452Yes!
>>44516461:D
Insecure tranner gf who I can lovebomb and affirm all the time <3
>>44516465:D
insecure chasey that I can manipulate into buying me twizzlers all the time
>>44516465how about an extremely secure tranner gf. Happy people deserve love too
>>44516451I make a more convincing tranny than you and I'm not even a tranny lol.
>>44516481You're not a tranny?????
>>44516451>>44516398GOOMBA
rach is a tranny i can see peoples souls
>>44516483am I gay?
im a tranny btwif you even cared
>>44516324Hulk Hogan
>>44516493I care...
>>44516493That's so hot babe
>>44516490Is mine pretty
>>44516499i don't like being mean please don't ask me questions like that
>>44516493what is your wisdom
>>44516493Heard you got a wagon
>>44516503FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>44516507bitch
roach is a sissy for ebony penises, I can see people's souls
>>44516509You flirt like a wooden bat to the head.
>went on a nice date last night>sobbed about my ex the whole drive homeI’m such a fucking retard
>>44516517Why is that kind of stuff always on your mind? You're Caucasian with Spanish ancestry, you have issues babe.
i am a purple isopodand you are the painfully sharp virus crystalsaccumulating inside my body
>>44516524Tran or chas
>>44516492no bro bottoms are women you're still straightit's not gay unless you fall in love
>>44516519I heard trannies like it rough
>>44516413Yeah, I think that’s called shame or insecurity marketing. It feels very controlling and literally 1984 except it’s even worse. Big brother isn’t controlling you. Everyone is in the illusion that they’re in control yet they hold everyone else to beauty standards created by corporations. Idk. At least we have the choice to educate ourselves and make our own decisions
bf who plays games with me cause he likes doing things with me and he doesn't hate me either
>>44516496omg! <3>>44516497thank you sweetie honey darling pumpkin pie>>44516507wisdom of the day: take more naps
>>44516535Mtf ya
>>44516540What kind of games?
chaser who sucks my duck good
>>44516524Yes you are!
Bf who rapes me
>>44516528I'm literally black
>>44516547i like co op puzzle games but i'll play multi player team games with him until he get's mad we are losing then i won't want to play anymore cause im just making us lose
>>44516540Super easily accomplished that
>>44516543Yeah it's over I'll be real with you
autism in motion. what is wrong with her
playing portal 2 co op with a choid
>>44516524me even tho it’s been 2 years
>>44516563it was so much fun playing that with my ex
>>44516561:c it’s not over I’m strong I just worry I’m doing the thing where instead of addressing my feelings I’m moving on and taking comfort in someone else, even though I’ve been doing my best to address my feelings. It just feels too soon to be moving on idk.
>>44516562the queen of chasergen
I like playing Nightreign with my gf.>>44516562Seems completely normal to me. Can't say I care for the outfit though.
What did Denpa actually get banned for?Underage?
>>44516562She looks like she’s good at speedrunning
>>44516493Anonymouse.My little kitten.Rub my belly while I nap.
>>44516587anonymous dada
>>44516587giwtwm giwtwm giwtwm
what type of animal do you want your tranny to be? puppy? kitten? spider?
Is it immoral to get fucked by a 22 yo Grindr twink when I’m a 30 tranny
>>44516542>thank you sweetie honey darling pumpkin pieI think I just fell in love fr
What crackin who you mackin what you doin who you screwin?
>>44516539for sure right. idk i got really in my head about exactly that like the way that we BECOME advertisements for that stuff in the way we expect it from other people etc etc. i dont want to do that anymore i think the expectation is to not wear makeup im projecting that outward
>>44516569>taking comfort in someone elseALWAYS ends in disaster and just hurts 2 people. Get over your ex first.
>>44516609I don’t know what being over my ex even means I don’t have feelings for them I’m just sad how things turned out
i wanna get some fucking potato wedges tb h
>>44516596Giraffe, spider, or goat in no particular order
>>44516612Then why are you sad if you dont have feelings for them?
>>44516614Can I have some?
>>44516631sure just come to canada
I'll wedge your potato...
>>44516621Because I’ve never had someone give me that level of unconditional love and support and nobody had ever known me that well before. But our relationship wasn’t good and neither of us were happy so we had to end things. But it makes me sad to feel like I turned my back on someone who cared for me so much.
>>44516633Can you come here?
>>44516641alright but they'll be cold
>>44516616does it help if the giraffe is over 6' with a long neck?
>>44516648no mouse florida HOT. canada COLD
>>44516649Yes!
>>44516651lolbut the wedges come from canada! so they'll be cold!! :O
>>44516648Thank ya!
all of you are invited to come over and eat some beans
>>44516637If the relationship wasn’t good and neither of you were happy then you didn’t turn your back. Sometimes things don’t work out
>>44516675I know, it still makes me sad though. Nobody has ever cared about me that much and i get scared nobody ever will again.
I enjoy beans
>>44516669Yipee!
Bf who dresses like this
>>44516695Meffy
Bf that puts it inside me
so what does a chaser look for in a tranny? like what would signal to chasers?
>>44516711Be as close to a cis woman as possible
>>44516711be as close to a young boy as possible
>>44516680The cold reality is that soulmates are not real you can be compatible with lots of people so statistically speaking yes someone else will come along and love you that much and even more. The idea that nobody else will is your lack of self confidence spring up trying to keep you miserable
>>44516704
>>44516723Exactly!!
>>44516711Be as close to 6ft as possible-6'2 chaser
>>44516593If you want to do it I wouldn't stop you
>>44516711put that bussy as close to my sick as you can
>>44516711I want them subby, I want them clocky and I want them nerdy
>>445167552/3
bf who is fine with me mogging them
>>445167551/3 for me big dog clocky and nerdy not good
>>44516695It cannot be healthy for a man to have legs that thin
bf who
>>44516711>kind >has a captivating life story >attractive to me >demonstrates loyalty >has patience >clingy >someone that will lean on me and vice versa
>>44516711These feel like two unrelated questions.
i exclusively buy dogshit androids years after theyve released and i never put a case on them because the phone is a devil machinei dont even know what phone this isi just sort by lowest price and buy whatever
>>44516759>>44516768Damn I'm never going to score
>>44516782BASED
>>44516774me <3
>>44516786sorry for passing :c
>>44516796Lol
Marie GF who spergs out over old tech and I love her very much. I love her girly raspy nerdy voice so much
>>44516796Sorry but I'll have to pass on passoids
>>44516793itto is that you. come home i have c2 xilonen for you. stop running...
>>44516711Tall, nice, funny. It's kind of hard to describe any features just because I'm into so many. Be attractive to me specifically I guess lol
i need every single one of you to pray for me right now. like it has never been more serious. i need this
>>44516805i'm fast gotta catch me :)
>>44516811understood. i will take my two minute mile down to one minute. you will not escape again
>>44516809skyfather and my ancestors are with you!
>>44516669what's your favorite kind of bean?i just had a kale salad full of black beans, lima beans and garbanzo beans and it was deliciousi feel so satiated. happy
>>44516815i would advise you to become RCTA immediately because they are NOT rooting for you
>>44516813lol i'm like a cheetah not a gazelle
>>44516809Focusing my Bronya beam.
>>44516711Hung shemale top with washboard abs that shoots ropes
>>44516822what is that??
>>44516823not when i catch you>>44516825MIKU MIKU BEAMMMM>>44516828a BRICKactually she's usable these days apparently. but on my account she's a BRICK
wwyd if you killed your trans gf on accident
>>44516835Probably a serious contemplation of suicide.
>>44516835I would go to the clubbbbbbbbbb i would cry to some Robyn. i keep dancing on my own....
wwyd if i choked you during sex and kept saying "die for me"
>>44516841Probably die
>>44516841i would die for you cause im a people pleaser
>>44516841i would go to the clubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
wwyd if you killed your trans gf on purpose
do couples watch youtube videos together?
>>44516856Why would I do that, tranner gfs are hard get where I live.
>>44516835Encase her in cement and sink her in the ocean.
>>44516832what happens when the hunter becomes the hunted?
>>44516809NOOOOOOOO BRONYA STOP. NOT MY DINORINOS!!!
>>44516860i used to watch youtube shorts with my bf sometimes
>>44516856I would go to the clubbbbbb. so i had an alibi for the night>>44516860they do and its incredible>>44516868LMFAO>>44516864chasergen baby. IM the chaser
Watching 4+ hour hermitcraft stream youtube uploads with my tranner gf <3
one of my exes liked to put stream compilation videos of people play friendslop on when we ate dinner. i made him watch pannekoek videos with me
>>44516873nigga how can you sit still for that long? adhd makes me have to move
>>44516879romantic...
>>44516822NOT THE QIQI
>>44516883we are still friends and send each other memes on the reg
Making her watch camping vids with me so she gets the itch for a romantic weekend in a tent
>>44516871you are now the chased bron i can't help that
tfw no choid to cuddle and watch yt with
One autistic tranner GF who will let me cum in her/cuddle all day while watching Tomato VODs on a 75" tv
>>44516888you can just ask me to go camping so we can break up
>>44516886Even now qiqi feels personal. Like it feels targeted. Like at least give me a tighnari or a dehya. i'd even take a fucking mona at this point... but like i think she's the best one on that banner since she got buffed she's just useless for ME
Tonight we're watching the 2 hour long FPL stats guide before the season starts
>>44516890What do you want to watch sweetie?
>>44516894I wouldn't be with such a bore in the first place
You all like dancing? I need to be able to dance with my gf, even if it's just at home
>>44516895for me it’s kq (i never got her and i want to [REDACTED] mihoyo’s hq)
>>44516889so this is how it feels.....>>44516906i will always love her. she was my first main and she will be my last
>>44516902i hope you don’t have plans
>>44516916Unironically would love to watch that cuddling you. I can imagine us both stop making out when there is an especially interesting part.
I forgot how most of you were or still are dorks.
>>44516816lentils are my favorite, then pinto beans, then garbanzosbeen a while since I made chickpea ceviche, I should
ziggyposting will commence again
I want a tranner gf to watch lore videos of games I didn’t play
>>44516926WAHOO!!!we’re watching this one next weekend btw
>>44516943You won't hear me complain!
i think i love cucking nowthis is my new passion
I just slept an entire sunday
>>44516940
>>44516950?
>>44516950Does your gf know about this?
Not the lore slop vids… JUST PLAY THE GAME AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE DIALOGUE BABE
>>44516967come on. for DARK SOULS???? you KNOW it's impossible to follow
her gf? I fucker her
>>44516956he’s so baby rip
>>44516974I do love that Souls games got called associated with deep and mysterious when it's really just that nobody can be fucked to menu to the description section of 1000 items with 6 words each
>>44516967that’s fine i’ll put on this instead
>>44516981literally right. i mean idk i think it's like. really the formula for how to make something seem like it has a lot to say when it doesn't right. just make it so it's a pain in the ass to actually read it. hoyos do the same! it's all smoke and mirrors...
i take it straight no chaser
>>44516974>>44516985You can’t do this to me
zoomers will ignore Todd Howard's amazing lore in the background, but will praise miyazaki's HACK PLAGIARISM in their weeb souls rollsloppa because they are simps for a pedo culture. JUSTICE FOR TODD HOWARD
>>44516994whats wrong with how it's made???
>>44516985Damn baby you have such a good taste!
I will never forget pearl harbor, fuck anime I hate anime
I have been on a sekiro lore kick lately
>>44517007
>>44516964i dont have a gf>>44516959fucked a guy's gfwellher thighs anyway
>go into hotel room>briefcase full of pre-world money>huh, how strange>go into bathroom>skeleton in a bathtub>15 medx syringes>3 empty syringes>woah..bravo toddbravo
>>44517008I like Sekiro because of all the Japanese folklore refefences that I don't remotely understand
>>44517017okay but lowkey kino doe
>>44517017Me when I'm Bob Saget
>>44516997I got 4 words that you know very well: What. Do. They. Eat :^)
>>44517015Oh. My bad!
>>44516990I take it gay personally
>>44517032FAGGOT
>>44517031dw about it
>>44517029Nuclear Bombs and macaroni next question
NEW >>44513729NEW >>44513729NEW >>44513729
>>44517010that's literally me, stop doxxing me>>44517017you just don't get the genius of skelekuns and carefully place teddy bears>>44517029the forage the super duper mart for the infinitely replenishing loot tables
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHrrBTj8hpE
If I was planning to get together a team to do a heist.>The "Normal Bystander"Me>The MuscleDawgy and Rick>The "Negotiaters"Bronya and Sarah>The BrainsEpicstyle and Lothbrok>The SaboteurSteve and Angel>The Getaway DriverPenny>The GunslingersN7>The HackerDiscordia>The WildcardRach>The Mole at the BankWulfimTheres some room for adjustments here but its a good starting team considering synergy.
>>44517018It’s the best fromsoft game and it’s not even close
>>44517026>go into the metro>the ruins of an ancient civilization>you can imagine how this was someones daily commute..>wow...>find ruined motorcycle>how did... that get down here...>skeleton impaled on water sprinkler system on the roof up above>makeshift wooden ramp underneath 15 feet awayoh my lore im CHIMing hnggggggg
>>44516950>>44517015does he know? or are you just a piece of shit?
>>44517044im confused what my role is
>>44517040It's okay I censored your eyes to protect your identity.>>44517029My ass
>>44517046LMAO
>>44517035Could you frame this in a nicer way, I had a bad week>>44517044>The "Negotiaters">Bronya and SarahWE'REFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
>>44517018japan is the same as scotland the vast majority of that stuff is a recent invention for tourism and political purposes. the actual historicity of any of it is... let's say debated
i once randomly joined my friends in discord and turned my stream oni was playing fallout 4 in vr and didnt say a word until i loaded ini then proceeded to narrate my characters thoughts and roleplay as if i was really in fallout 4 seeing things like giant cockroaches for the first time for around 2 hours without breaking charactergreat time, never played a vr game again after that
>>44517044they're dragging me out of retirement for one last job... this can't be happening...>>44517056i dont know how it could be any nicer that's the highest praise i can offer
I found a teddy bear reading a newspaper, you'll never see that sort of stuff in rollslop games because the japanese are afraid to tell a real and original story, they just plagiarize and molest kids and smoke cigarettes
>>44517063if you still have your headset you should play half life alyx. it's genuinely a great game.
>>44517066just deliver it with a nicer tone come on praise me
>>44517049As a negotiater you must use your feminine wiles to gain necessary bank details prior to and during the hiest.
>>44517076you are the world's biggest faggot :D
this week we're grinding bronya into a fine powder and then spreading my cheeks, applying some of her to my hole and my crack to prevent swamp ass
>>44517063Holy autismo batman (I love it)
>>44517045this is bad/weeb taste
>>44517001Nothing wrong with that specific channel.I just feel like there’s more fun and interactive things to do together. I think that’s just my dopamine fried zoomer brain speaking though
>>44517044No Ana?
>>44517044the brains being lothbrok is hilarious if your heist is meth and stinky shits
>>44517094It has the most satisfying combat of any game and I am a weeb
>>44517087thank you :) next week will be better
>>44517105i GUARANTEE it
Putting all the bronya gu into a gu jar to breed the ultimate bron.
>>44517098relax buggy
>>44517110kys
>>44517104you're wrong they got combat right in ds1 then every game since has been downhill
>>44517114trip on lothbrok
>>44517121wrong timezone shrek :)
pozzbrok in a post apoc scenario would be the ideal partner, he'd just eat your shit
hi stu <3
>>44517097I dont know your skillset yet, but you could definitely excel in the negotiater role as the other two mentor you as the newbie.>>44517098Did you say meth? If Lothbrok actually does know how meth that means we wont fail the Cook Off heist and blow the entire house up.
>>44517048does he know? it was his idea. he paid for my uber. and our dinner.>>44517086gotchai think i can do that
>>44517128This scenario depends entirely on your ability to cook meth for him
>>44517124>if you hate a little gay manlet you can only be one personwhats it like being gay and retarded?
pozzbrok's drug of choice? Jet
>>44517130>newbie:(
>>44516950What an interesting arch. Please keep us up to date
spent 5 hours at the beach and the only men who hit on me were comically chopped </3
>>44517138what's it like being fat and rancid?
>>44517129hi
The witch hunt against pozzbrok is pretty sad. This gen will allow giant rapehon transbians like sarah and actual predators but lothbrok gets piled on for having had oral sex with a trans woman…in the chaser general
>>44517148Looksmatched!
>>44517153yeah you're retarded lmao hope pozzbrok reads that he might give you one of his stds
>>44517109I don't need a therapist I need an ideas girl make her supportive, she can sit at my desk in smart casual
>>44517141theres nothing wrong with that, For a job like this we dont want to risk our newbie in line of fire. Your first job with our crew will be Robbing Sephora.
>>44517156how ya doin?
>>44517161trip on buggy you unfuckably nasty mutant
Me (comically chopped) and my tranner gf (I make her laugh)
>>44517167>robbing sephora:(
Can you get an sti from a chaser licking on your turdcutter?
>>44517175*honks your nose*
>>44517170idk
>>44517182Oh yeah baby *honk*
>>44517171retarded and schizo what a combo lil bro
>>44517180Wow another sad face. Alright newbie, what do YOU want to do?
>>44517175This is nice :)Beauty fades but dumb is forever. Find someone that can make you smile.
>>44517181i asked grok and he said yes
>>44517183whatcha up to tonight?
>>44517189brotha you're fat racist and ugly, every gen you post in everyone hates you
>>44517181I think you can because women can do anything. I love you
>>44516745>>44516755>>44516807heyyy I'm 6'3" and my bangs are clocky
>>44517190I’m robbing the white house baby!!
>>44517201nothing
>>44517202when are you gonna realize i'm not buggy lmao
oh boy its almost monday again i can go back to my shitty job yippee kms i hate my life
My boyfriend my boyfriend my boyfriend my boyfriend my boyfriend
>>44517216what's the criteria I can't dance
what does a trans woman have to do for a chaser to take her to an embarrassing brunch?
>>44517181I asked pozzbrok and he said no
>>44517224Thats okay me neither but we will try. Yes.
>>44517206Damn that's hot
>>44517209based me too wish we could do nothing together
>>44517212yeah...I can't even bring myself to do anything on sunday anymore other than get ready for monday
>>44517228What part is supposed to be embarrasing about the brunch? Is it me?
>>44517208Big dreams for a small fry, I like your moxxie newbie. You might just get to lead that team one day.
>>44517241yknow whats the best parti know when my job ends in a few months im gonna be thinking fuuuuuck i wish i still had a job fuck my life
>>44517244no it's me being in public
>>44517231okay I can wear what you need me to wear but I've got weird proportions it's 32x30 anything form large to xs for tops
>>44517252Ok. Where do people usually go for brunch? I don't know if I've ever been.
>>44517148Do you dress like a whore at the beach?
>>44517206Hot
>>44517255thats incredible you're the ideal model i'll make some calls and pull something cute
>>44517249idk i've been very kamikaze about my joblike idec if I get fired, i'm only renting so at worst I move home, I just feel like I've picked the wrong industry as a wholehow do you know it's definitely done is it a contract or part time thing?
>>44517015i see.
>>44517038>>44517040>>44517051
>>44517260I dress like a whore at the beach. Rach. Rach
Taking her to brunch, talking about minecraft and how she likes to play it, then infodumping on 40k
>>44517270emil is a CHAD
>>44517263clarification: Fine with showing hole, make the tops stretch I have tits
>>44517260i go to a nude beach
>>44517259there's a local place I like, but really anywhere that's got eggs benedict and some drinks is great
>>44517286Eggs bend a dick? Uh, maybe if we really hit it off
>>44517276"oh wow anon check out my latest tat"
>>44517117>roll slopNo thanks
im gonna take a bath
>>44517281i assumed both of these by default LMFAO
>>44517268contracti hate living at home my family gets under my skin like nothing else>I just feel like I've picked the wrong industry as a wholereal!!!idk what else i could even do besides tech thoughim just hoping going back to school so i can switch to an area of cs with more actual engineering will fix thingsi feel like shit about the whole thing thoughi hate being almost 30 and still not having my shit together yet
if hrt gave you fat redistribution you need to kill yourself
>>44517299Off to the mall jewelry shop we go for an engagement ring
>>44517044Why do I have to be the gunslinger? I wanted to be the “normal bystander”…
>>44517309it works better if you aren't fat before hand and also have a pure soul
Bf when?
>>44517323Bf in backorder
guys am i cute
Unlocking new clothes that once felt tight and restricting is such a nice feeling.>>44517312I didnt have many gunslingers to choose from, your experience in fps shooters should prove useful when wielding a firearm, just like the simulations.And someone has to be lookout for when the cops arrive.
>>44517310for a shitpost that's pretty sweet, made me smile thank you
>>44517330*chomp*
>>44517326Can we hurry it up?
>>44517319ok well theres no fixing any of that
>>44517309have you tried not eating so much spageti
>>44517330women only wnat one thing and its fucking disgubsting
>>44517330Whats wrong with their thumb? This must be AI.
>>44517323I would cover you in kisses
>>44517329No If you were cute you would have a bf instead of hanging out here Goes for most trannies here
>>44517348what if im cute and SHY tho
me rn
>>44517346Prove it!
>>44517299GENETICALLY ENGINEERED USING ARCANE SCIENCE AND WARP-CRAFT FOR CHASERS
>>44517305okay what the fuck??? not my fault I'm blessed, beautiful
>>44517348i am very beautiful but i have many problems mentally
>>44517336<3
>>44517285So you have your little dicklet out at the beach?
tech priest bf who fucks me with all 8 of his tendril thingies
>>44517362it's all your fault! you did this...
>>44517368You’re mid and have many mental problems.
>>44517308you've got your shit together i'd say, you're employed right now which is all it takes imo>techI think I just hate tech, I feel like my soul can't take teams calls, staring at a monitor all day, being around shit colleagues, being in office all the time while they piss about at homemaybe more actual engineering would be fun idk, i sorta see what you mean, but uni would take too long these days and I'd need money somehow, it's all a grind!
im the prettiest girl in the world
i hate tech inusdry
>>44517374Flesh is weak, put this toaster costume on.
>>44517337Do NOT>>44517345This picture is about 10 years old.
>>44517377I am very beautiful and i have no mental problems. Final offer take it or leave it
>>44517354I can't! You're on the opposite coast rn!
>>44517303rollslop > weebslop
>>44517341how would that help
>>44517391Dang
>>44517376I was born like this! it's probably microplastics or vaccines
help me interpret this passgen reply pls
>Sarah bragging about grinding on some girls thighsLmfao. I bet that sissy didn't even cum.
>>44517401too much carbslop is bad for fat distribution
>>44517410Its the five G!!!
i haven't cum since the accident
Sorry babycakes. I couldnt do more than 24 hours without bathing. I needed to scrub all the cheesy sweaty stink of my cock and balls. And the crust was way too much. I know you wanted me to go a few days, but its rough for me. Your big sweaty chaser loves you so much though
>>44517421i must be eating way too much then. i havent had any redistribution at all
>>44517380ugg yea u get itmy job is basically writing ai automation scripts which just makes it worse i feel like im not even a code monkey im just a meat harness for an LLM its sooooooo boring there's literally no problems to solve or engineering to speak of it's just, read the data write the output format feed the data to the llm get the output do something else with it write it to disk blah blah and i have to pretend to give a shit abt all this ai crap when i think most of it is garboand if it wasn't garbo then i would basically be helping to put real humans out of work which makes me feel like crapi hate it i hate it i hate itand it has me thinking, is this what working in tech is gonna be from now on? slopcoded garbage and ai scripts?? fuck me i don't think i can do a lifetime of this shitbut what else would i even do??? and now im going back to school so im just gonna be eating fucking ramen noodles for another 2-3 years probably and working for slave wages doing some bullshit thesis for some shitty company thhat MIGHT give me a job at the end of it IF IM LUCKYi hate everything literally what the fuck am i here for
>>44517430Start tripping so I can filter you. Freak.
would you date a tranny who want's to go get a burger rn
say my name
>>44517442I could go for a burger too
>>44517453Anonymous
>>44517455okay you drive please
>>44517453don dada
>>44517415lothbrok off trip
riding the bus at midnight is such a relaxing experience.
>>44517373yes
>>44517433try eating more healthy fats and more proteins, and try to avoid heavily processed carbs. Most pastas are heavily processed slop, also sugary drinks are bad
I’m lonely. Someone come cuddle with me. We can watch anime?
>>44517442Hell yeah
>>44517420he wouldn't let me actually put it inbutno, actually, i didn't. i faked a couple to make her feel better tho>>44517425what accident
>>44517481you want to take away everything i like :( i dont want to eat only meat
>>44517505HAHAHAHAHAFucking pathetic
>>44517505>what accidenti've been consistently accidentally injecting myself with estrogen on a weekly basis and i also accidentally got my balls removed
>>44517511i need to be making her feel good to get offdunno why
Yo yo yo I'm FINALLY out of prison>>44509256Cuuute>>44517044I can't drive though lol everyone hop on my bicycle
>>44517484They're trying to ban me for saying i want to kiss you now. This is the end lover.... ACK
>>44517508buy healthier pastas, make stockier sauces like bolognese, so you get some actual nutrientsif you want a sugary treat drink you can always look into unrefined sugars and just buy the mineral water and make your own drinks, it's an easy alternative. It's not really taking anything away, you just gotta be more mindful of what you eat and how much you eat of it. Proper and balanced nutrition is important
>>44517527ily Penny you are an amazing girl in all ways
>>44517543Blessings for anon:)
>>44517519you are very clumsy or very unfortunate im sorry
>>44517527Thats fine, you dont need a license to be a getaway driver. We are doing illegal activities.
>>44517561Ohh no I meant I can't drive because I never learnt how to lol I could technically get a license
Goodnight, I love you.
>>44517567is it 16 to drive in brazil too?
>>44517435felt. I'm in a post-grad job that's refusing to get rid of the graduate status from my title after 2 years of service lol. what you're doing sounds soul crushing, they're really hammering home this AI shit but they always provide the dumbest use cases.I never get to finish my projects, because no one looks over them from one of the several tiers of management, I've been shanghaied into front end web dev when most of my experience and my job title is primarily backend stuff and automation, literally just shell scripts at the end of the day. So I'm literally using the typical copilot slop because am I fuck relearning javascript that utilizes specific packages from this shitty web app.I think tech is well and truly fucked to a degree, I've been happier doing manual labour but I can't justify the pay, in a way you're lucky that you've got school it gives you some time to mull things over. I used to get home from work and be awake/aware, I'd sit at my pc or workout, I get home these days and i pass out on my couch>>44517423why don't trannies rub up against 5G towers then? this is all very dead space
>>44517567Dont worry its easy. just when we all get in the car you step on the gas, which is the pedal on the left, I think.
G'mornin luv its time to get yer bollocks removed
>>44517569I'm not brazilian but for cars is from 18yo hereOr 17 with parents' permission
>>44517430Only real ass chaser left in the game
>>44517541i should probably switch to whole grain pasta yeah. but i dont think a better diet is going to magically make hrt start working after 3.5 years of it doing nothing. im just not meant to be a woman
>>44517575i know i do! i dont know what everyone else is doing
>>44517584oh sorry i got you confused with someone else i think. where are you from? i think 18 for driving is better cause 16 year olds are not good drivers lol
>>44517579
>>44517592if that's your attitude then yeah just give up lol, but it's never too late to start making changes, take baby steps and start making little routine changes day by day, keep doing them until they become a second nature, write em down if you have to, get some discipline because you're the person that has to make these changes
>>445175923.5 years is nothing, puberty happens over a decade
>>44517579leftest pedal would be your clutch middle is brake right is gas reverse that order for people who drive on the wrong side of the road tho
>>44517596Sardas is brazilian! I'm argentinian which is pretty close lole
im 2.8 years on hrt and my boobs finally started growing and i have hips and a butt from going to the gym
>>44517613i see, sorry about the world cup :(
>>44517621don't believe you post hips and glutes ;)
>>44517621Do you want to have sex
>>44517606the changes i need are not up to me. this is good advice for most people but for me it doesnt really apply>>44517607i already went through puberty>>44517621go to hell
>>44517595you're such a little trash humper
>>44517626Winning against england made me happy enough....
>>44517627no thanks>>44517631no im asexual>>44517633you can go to the gym too
>>44517643fuck off and shut up then
>>44517636you know it baby
>>44517536Noooooo!!!! :(
>>44517612I always wondered why they drive the opposite direction in other countries, I wonder which is better. Playing Sleeping Dogs and driving on the left side is really weird but it kinda works really well.
>>44517643that costs money and its not worth it
>>44517667doing squats at home is free
>>44517633>>44517667why not justget a jobcashier job or a warehouse job, these are jobs they literally hire tards to do, you have zero excuses
>>44517663when passing on a horse with a sword and being right handed weapons towards the person you are facing
Anyone fancy a date
>>44517667my gym membership is like 60 bucks a month
>>44517527careful, GOOMBA is spam reporting anyone that is not an ogrehon
>>44517681Stu is a house nigga
>>44517575>I'm in a post-grad job that's refusing to get rid of the graduate status from my title after 2 years of service lolrelatable the only jobs ive even been able to find since dropping out of grad school in 2023 have been these like 6 month contracts, both just writing shitty AI scripts>I never get to finish my projects, because no one looks over them from one of the several tiers of managementugghhhhh i felt thisonce i spent the weekend working on this idea my boss had been rly keen about so i could show it to him on monday, i showed it to him and he had completely forgot he even asked for it and just acted like i had wasted my timefuck me for trying i guess>shanghaied into front end web devfuck me that sounds awful i'm sorry>in a way you're lucky that you've got school it gives you some time to mull things over.that's what i'm trying to tell myself T_T>I used to get home from work and be awake/aware, I'd sit at my pc or workout, I get home these days and i pass out on my couchfelt.hope things get better for u anon :/dont let the bastards grind u down...
>>44517672i used to do squats every day but i cant get myself to do anything anymore>>44517681working is for faggots like you >>44517691thats a lot of money
i like getting sweaty then showering
>>44517709>thats a lot of moneyits not even 1 steam game a month
>>44517709dawgy is ten times your age and cute still while you look like a anteater
>>44517709do one rn
>>44517698Idk what's up with this weird drama but I'm not posting pictures or links anyway:p>>445177161 game a month is alot
>>44517690I’m not fancy
>>44517716one steam game a month is a lot
>>44517704even if she inherits the house, I hope she knows she still has to pay a house tax and bills and groceries etc>>44517709nah, slowly dying and withering away like a good little house sissy, that's for faggots, enjoy dying without accomplishing anything
i hiked the grand canyon so i can die knowing i accomplished something
>>44517698Fuggy Buggy from gaygen oh chasergen yep lesgen
>>44517733I'm going to inherit enough to buy stus house and have it bulldozed. Nun timmy cud do about it
>>44517739i went there when i was 5 and was standing near the edge my mom was shitting her pants she's afraid of heights
>>44517716youre buying a AAA game every month??>>44517719thats genetics>>44517720i did it. thats good enough for one day>>44517733i will try to enjoy dying
hold my hand, choide.
>>44517750proud of you. do two tomorrow okay?
goodbye weekend T~Tnini...
>>44517750I made a pesto today from scratch what do you think stugots. Cheese was provolone because ran out of reggi parm
>>44517746that'd be good for her, it might force some survival instincts from that huge gay baby head of hers
>>44517770stew needs a transmom babysitter
>>44517761night night mamo ily
>>44517760you may need to remind me>>44517767it looks good but that much would be a little too strong for me! how did u make your pesto?
>>44516222hello suckey
>>44517670She's waving like in Princess Diaries. 32 year old chaser here btw.
>>44517742wait, or was it gay gen?>kicked out of every thread
>>44517785Lots of fresh basil, olive oil, 5 garlics because I'm a madman, pepperocini, salt, pep, no nuts because don't like them. Plus the provolone, it was yummy stu!
>>44517755I should replay this game
>>44517811marry me
>>44517822Sorry pichu, I'm for the streets
should i get corn dogs for dinner?
trannies and their cox
>>44517831I, perchance, will get some corn dogs. You should too.
>>44517831Sticking the whole dog in my mouth, wrapping my lips around the base, and pulling it off the stick so he gets a hint of what her gock can expect later
>>44517814thats probably a less intense flavor than what i make then. mine has a lot of pine nuts
>>44517835i’ll be honest it’s cause of that cat corn dog pic that was posted earlier>>44517840waow
>>44517850I'm the one who posted the cat corndog pic earlier too.
>>44517860:O
operating the toll booth, and trannies aren't allowed past unless they hand over their pants and skirt type garments.
>>44517872dock. cog
>>44517872he shall be cooked
>>44517872Cock
do you think i have big dick energy?
>>44517880Correct>>44517883NO>>44517884Blue board
say something nice about some right now!
operating the toll booth and trannies aren't allowed past unless they give me a kiss.
>no one wants to play with my silly scenariosfine, I guess you just aren't imagineers...
>>44517873And a few hours later I'd see my pants posted on vinted
Operating the tollbooth and a huge line is forming because I'm not paying attention and gooning my brains out to hunnypaint on company time
>>44517900chuppy. chog
>>44517927gotta have a side-hustle.
im 22
>>44517933Chuppy sounds very cute>>44517934:(
https://voca.ro/1hO4Y9O7CQzA
>>44517884A Doodle Doo
>>44517951WHOA
>>44517948the pants will be taken, I'm afraid
>>44517949scary. you might get spagat on it.
>>44517955Okay boy shorts count as normal shorts anyway
is there a hotter animal crossing villager than kyle?
30+ trannies who are extra horny for getting cummed in because they feel their girleggs and boyvaries drying up
>boyvarieslmao
>>44517977this seems like a mi verse comment
Do your pubes get grey too as you grow older
>>44517970I love it when boyshorts is striped or have fun patterns on. Ughhhhh, peak
>>44518004they're the first thing that goes for most people...
>>44518004mine turned completely white on my 22nd birthday
they put bronya in animal crossing
>>44518016serves cvnt
i thought i had the weird static noise canceling thing on my headphones i don't so i think i have tinnitus from going to metal/hardcore shows and being around loud machines all day at work
>>44518005You'll never ever know what my boyshorts look like ...>>44518009>>44518012Is this FACTUAL?
Im your daddy bitch
they also put me in animal crossing
bron always talks about serving cvnt where the fuck is my portion i only last like 2 minutes with pretty girls anyway
>>44518031it is FACTUAL.>>44518033SLAYYY get it diva>>44518035it's buffet style grab a plate
Trannies do you like chasers who moan "daddy I'm gonna nut" in your ear when they're about to cum and "oh fuck daddy I'm nutting so hard" in your ear while they're cumming?
>>44518031You *shall* tell me what they look like.
>>44518031ueah. and all my teeth fell out
>>44518061So in other words, you give head with no teeth.
>>44518066i dont give head bitch
>>44518044Mine are pretty boring just the common striped ones:pThough I also wear panties sometimes>>44518061I'm writing all of this down
>>44518078Uuggggghh stripes uuuggghhhh
>>44518075you receive head, to your big gock
>>44518095
>>44518116horizontal or vertical stripes?
Choids! Send me money!
>>44518126why?
look the choids are in animal crossing too!
>>44518126LOL
>>44518125Both>>44518133Cuute
>>44518132I just thought it’d be funny to ask for money
>>44518133I’m a zoomerGOD btw
>>44518141+250 USDHere you go, hope its enough.
>>44518150Omg that’s a lot! Thank you darling
>>44518143this is you
