succubus editionQOTT: would you rather summon a succubus or be the succubus?last thread ever: >>44560678
neither ew
lol ur funny with the good joke you made chica
5:20 planki WILL hit 6 minutes withing the next week, and then my core will be able to deflect knives and bulletsalso succubi are demons and demons are tormented eternally in hell
>>44568977if I was a succubus I'd be an ugly moided succubus who could never seduce anyone and all the other succubi would point and laugh
>>44568977I am a succubus and I'd summon one obviously
>>44569042like, to hang out with?
>>44568977I am a succubus and I DO summon succubi
i have both summoned the succubus, and become the succubus that was summonedthis is my tranny curse
if you guys keep going you may make a good variation of this joke
I'd summon a succubus and ask her for help writing a good "I'd summon a succubus and" joke
>>44569062is there a joke being told?
i havent played wow in a long time but the succ sound is still stuck in my headuuuuhhh... ah~ *whip*
Hey I'll be in chaser threads asking to see pictures of their cocks if you need me.
we do nawt need u
What does wanting to feminize a manmoder gf and live happily ever after with her mean?
>>44569267bisexual with a savior complex
>>44569299accurate
xfiles w bae
>>44569267based and also >>44569299
>>44569267aw you love her
suckjob saturday
My dick has been twitching since going off HRT. Has anyone else experienced this?
na but mah dick's definiteleh been twitching ever since ah saw ur sweet ass have u experienced dat? huh?
you should know you're hitting on a sex offender right now
are you even a real manmoder if you're not on the registry, though?
as far as i'm concerned, ALL sex is offensive
I am a she/her femboy
i just took the NASTIEST shit
some of us really are men
some of us really armin
>>44568977only if i have a FAT cockin both cases
i need to become a man
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
everything that turns me on is so disgusting. i'm late on my shot
>>44568977>picking from the summons list and you didn’t pick Dreadsteed?NEVER GONNA MAKE IT!!!
>>44570646
I'm feeding my wife little cube pieces of cheese and after every cube she makes herself burp really loud
gm moders
baited
i hate that leaning into dissociation to handle repping made me emtionally stunted. which has inturn made me socially stunted and isolated. so now after years of every feeling being blubted; my desire for normalcy stings all the more.
Hmmmmm….. if I’m temporarily stopping HRT…. What will happen if instead of jerking off I just don’t fap. Now that I have narcolepsy I wonder if I’ll get wet dreams ;)
>>44570900>birds singin’ in a sycamore tree…
who got baited? was it me? i don't have a wife yet, but i love seeing other people talk about theirs... it gives me hope for the future... maybe one day, when i can afford it
Okay I just gotta drink a lot of water before going to bed and not using the toilet beforehand
>>44570933i hope you get wifed soon lisha!
>>44570955ty!! #baited #7v1blindside
i wish i was a duccubus so i could waddle and get hit by a paddle and end up in a saddle headed for Mt. Maddle the home of Mr. Baddle the inventor of the tattle so that I could transition from being a duccubus to being a real duck so my life wouldn't suck and so it would no longer be funny when people say "go fuck a duck" and look at me
i wish i was a dog
i wish i was a baller
have you ever thought about the kinds of crazy hot things a guy could do to you if you were a demonlike he could pin you to the wall by your wings and laugh at you strugglingor he could taunt you by almost pouring holy water on your head until you begged him not to
>a guylum face
i only have one sexual fantasy left, and it's beautiful
It’s over, whenever I close my eyes and start napping for a minute or two I start dreaming ;(
is this a realistic reincarnation goalhttps://litter.catbox.moe/i1t3w3.png
>>44568977
IM FUCKING HALLUCINATING
>>44570984underrated
>>44570390van buuren
i'm gonna start wearing cheetah print heels and a jean skirt and a pink tube top out with a full beard and my unshorn Mediterranean body hair, as a bit.
anime with the #gf
watched her watch anime from my #spyshack btw
'bated
I'd summon the succubus just to have company but I know she'd rather go back to hell than stick around me
I love mental ilness
my husband's birthday! just a month away!
growing out my feminine beard and my feminine mullet
mogged by bigzam award
gibble bibble zippo floppityjibbets
Any other moders completely pathetic but at an age where they cant be so pathetic but theyre still pathetic and they always will be pathetic
so far past that age that i no long gaf and so it's not pathetic anymorehorseshoe
wtf my dream was of having to deal with and say goodbye to my mom….I woke up in tears
>>44571979manifesting this
unfortunately i'm well past the age where it's pathetic to be this pathetic but not yet to the age where i've accepted being pathetici still wish i had a life, and some redeeming qualities
i want to not be in poverty and also to have a boyfriend
do I deserve to be bullied and mistreated? I'm a furfag and I draw nsfw furfag art, plus everyone hates me, plus I'm a neet, plus I'm blaxican, plus I'm a fucking nerdy faggot who can't make eye contact.do I deserve to be treated like garbage?
This is the same type of dreams I had when I was first starting HRT
i enjoy being dommed, like all of you
>>44572003squeaktoad
my life is a shit and my terth are being damaged by years of weed dry mouth and alcohol
working fast food blows so much ass
if u blow me i'll provide for ur ass
gn moders
>>44572146cowbot
>>44572384squeaktoad
#trannyrage
>>44572146do you provide direct deposit
>>44569267worthless fantasy
'moder who's most visited website is nhentai
>>44572615i already came, i don't want to do this anymore
>>44572640i didn't get to cum though...
guy who has a "being provided for" fetish?
Oh my god I just spilled my spaghetti so hard I want to die!!! A super pretty amazon driver came to my door while I was out smoking, asked for a cig, I said I didn't have another cuz the pack was inside and I was deer in headlights mode, and then she said nice name (package had my trans name on it)
haha nice name tranny
She probably saw my pink shirt under my raincoat too
congrats on raping the planet
>>44572740i'm a girl
>>44572820you are not female
>>44572822checked and i'm on my way to your house
sup fellersrolling up a doobie while listening to the doobie brotherswhat a fool believes, amirite fellers? lady fellers?
inb4 i get shitted on for listening to dad rocklisten here, feller, i AM a father, just an absent one because i wasn’t allowed to be in my sons life bc his mother moved to another state and i didn’t find out about his existence till years laterhopefully they never come after me for that child support money bc they will be sorely disappointedmy half white son should be turning 18 towards the end of this yearit’s literally the story of john redcorn and joseph gribble
>>44573048squeaktoad
>>44573055squeaktoad is also an absent father? we have so much in common!
caring about subgenres is is malebrained
>>44573197tell that to the autistic pedants
rufus allowed me to pet him while i was feeding him this morningusually he will jump away scared but today he let me pet his backhe’s all scabby skin, patchy fur and boneshe was sitting in my smoking chair waiting for me to come out and feed him
i haven’t mowed the yard since he came into my lifetheres something about an old, dying, homeless, feral tomcat that i resonate with so muchwe are kindred spirits, rufus and ihe was friends with a tabby cat that was one of the pets in my neighborhood but he stopped coming aroundi wonder why, maybe they had a falling out
the last moder standing
>>44573197top right
>>44573476look after him ;--;
>>44574207i am building him a heated “doghouse” for the winter out of reclaimed wooden crate panels
yknow I look at him and it's just like; "wow, I feel bad for this guy's friends and family" because I can think of no worse fate than watching this stupid loser fail through life for the next couple of decades
>>44574233yay :) I love his whiskers so much looks like an old man's moustache from 1890s germany
>>44574263who
>>44568977> QOTT:neither, i’m horribly scared of sex, i cry when jerking off and usually have a panic attack.
>>44574330mike jonesdon’t ack like you don’t know the name
andy is like if rocket raccoon was a moder
damn when everyone has a life and no one is here to pay attention to me
fellers... my dick don't work...
my dicks is pursuing higher education
>>44574201good taste. personally i'm top-of-centre at maximum revolt
I really need to stop using twitter what the fuck is this
they should invent a cyproterone that doesn't make you wanna kill yourself
they already did it's called actually taking enough estrogen
>>44574748not the same thing desu cypro used kill my dick forever and id go weeks without shaving my legs
Trans girl's first period ^_^I jerked off too much yesterday now my pee pee is bleeding.
>>44574853squeaktoad
if you have never girlmoded and kissed another girlmoder in public at the dolphin show at an aquarium, you have not lived
Is it wrong to like someone back on a dating app who is significantly younger? My age is displayed so they know what they're getting into but it still feels wrong.
>>44575275half your age plus seven
fellers, rufus just done squared up with a hawk that was eating a squirrel by rufus’ tall grassi had to shoo the hawk away and he dropped the disemboweled squirrelrufus started licking it so i had to throw it over the fencepray for my boy rufus yallpray that he be delivered from his enemies
by the way, as long as the person is 18 years old and you are willing to navigate the social dynamics around being with a much younger person, i believe there is nothing wrong as long as there is clear consent-andy
fellers i really like children-andy
known
>>4457541818 year old are teenagers and legal adultsthe brain development at 25 is pop culture junk science and actually unscientific afmy age gap is 12 yearswhen my gf was born i was 12 and had already lived a whole lifetime of grief and traumashe was 6 years old when i turned 18when she was 18 years old i was 30i have met her parents, siblings, cousins, pastor, and church congregationmy mom, dad, siblings and entire family love herthey love that she is an indigenous woman that brings me home cooked guatemalan food with fresh handmade tortillas every day
fellers i'm a gay pedophile-andy
why are manmoder honnies mad at andy because she won’t date them?
woke up again and realized im not a real woman award
>wanting to date andylol
I don't even really want to date them, I just want someone I can do things with irl so the loneliness doesn't consume me....
>>44575575how does it otherwise affect anyone who andy likes or dates?
>>44575586a placeholder gf? that’s fucked
until he gets a real woman yes
it's so hard to find kirk's neck going sploosh from different angles urgh
i wonder what my white bastard (biological son) thinks about transgenderism since he grew up in Missouri i’m sure he’s a hueg hillbilly
>stop HRT to freeze sperm>get baby fever from HRT withdrawal
damn a brown moder can't even sire a half white bastard and do her part to secure the existence of white people and a future for white children without the nazi trannies putting the rope around her neck
>>44576103it was cooler when i did iti have actually gone off hrt to try to get a bitch preggers beforeher uterus was like a graveyard, so thankfully she never conceived bc she was evil
>>44576214My baby fever is horrible considering I have autism so I will likely never have a relationship or kids. This feeling is literally killing me holy shit.
I hope this sperm banking is worth it. 3 months off HRT is going to be the worst time of my life.
>>44576229aggie, having a baby is literally the easiest thing in the worldeven the most degenerate troglodyte of a moid can accomplish such a taskall you need to do is cum in/around/near a vagina
>>44576193im mad everyday that i was not born white so next best thing is my children will be white, or grandchildren at least, assuming biology stops doing nothing (oh look crispr we are totally doing something) and actually does something cool like skin cells to eggs
in the pit
>>44576265That’s the problem. I have never had sex or even approached or flirted with a woman. I am 23. I have autism.
andy is the prince(ss) with a thousand enemiesshe is el-ahrairah if el-ahrairah was a moder
If I went on tinder and said I just want children would I get matches?
bro what
>>44576285you have plenty of time to up your gamejust get with a looksmatched quirk chungus and you're set, budbtw, you should go by aggie instead of agender flag
>>44576282reptile keeping moder be my friend plzi'm andy and i love skanes, turts and herps Herpetology is a branch of zoology that focuses on the study of amphibians (such as frogs, toads, and salamanders) and reptiles (such as snakes, lizards, turtles, and crocodilians)^for the lame ass retards that will be chuckling like beavis n butthead just bc i said herp
>>44576311Aggie sounds nice. So I want kids, I am freezing my sperm.Should I get back on HRT and try to go with a lesbian or cis woman or have my go as a cis male going for straight women. Only 25% of autistic men have kids… the odds aren’t great and I ain’t a looker.
andy is a gay pedo and every time her name is uttered is a pathetic bid for attention. i would know, im andy
>>44576353Meant to say lesbian or bi woman*I don’t know what to do. Being an ugly AND autistic guy seems impossible to get a wife. But being autistic and a trans women, that might work…
>>44576367lol yeah. you should add me more so we can talk about this. my discord is sup.fellers
>>44576359thanks for the loosh, faggotkeep saying my name, as i vampirically harvest energy from you
>>44576367this is why i hate being autistic
>>44576390lmao you fucking bastard>>44576406Aggie, they are pretending to be me, don't listen to the hatersdo ya thangjust find a nerdy quirk chungus type woman
>>44576390Ok I sent a friend request. Yeah I mean I think my strategy right is now getting my sperm frozen, which will suck but I should just get it done and over, then get back on HRT and keep trooning out.
I'm starting to think all the people in the 1930s who wanted autistic men sterilized had the right idea
fellers gonna run to the tractor supply store to get a doghouse for da roof
>>44576414they did but they shouldve gone further i hate my nigger life and wish i was born as a NOT monkey nigger ape
i work with horses and sometimes they try to tell you stuff with their eyes
I’m just in a lot of pain right now with HRT withdrawal. I know I’m doing the right steps but emotionally everything feels wrong.
>>44576414we really do need eugenics because this is not okay
>>44576466Autistic children are fine as long as they are female. So really if you’re autistic you should just be required to abort all male fetuses.
>>44576487Pedophile faggot KYS
as the saying goes "either a girl or an abortion"
amen
I don't think that's a saying, but it should be!
>>44575659I don't want a gf I just want to hang out with someone
Other trannies view me as a man :(
if it helps, I view most other trannies as men, so you're not being singled out
we're not women anyway who gaf
i am a dog
they're spaying you tomorrow
>>44576952yes bitch WE KNOW
>>44576977can you please be kind to the dog
>>44576977squeaktoad
I'm not very fond of dogs, honestly
what about hot transgender women pretending to be dogs?
I'm not very fond of those either! even if they're attractive, it's still a bit odd
t. hitler
for your information, Hitler loved dogs and probably would have been an mtf puppygirl in a different time
fellers...
i find it gross when people post about their fetishes outside of fetish spaces and act like everyone's on the same page as them, then feign shock when some people aren't
let's talk about sex on trains instead
implying mmg isn't a fetish space is a stretch
i ate too many cookies
iwnbaw and I'll die alone this sucks
should i get on this medication
>>44577510dont tell me you are brazilian or else i will have the urge to think of monkeys being funky
>>44577520most literate american
>>44577539i'm italian
>>44577544me too
>>44577546liar
>>44577623rail
I met an italian once. he drew fat fetish art, which isn't my thing, but objectively he was quite talented
i am a transgender artist from italy and this is my art
>>44577653an italian girl told me she is into smut with a straight face. also an italian guy told me he is very good at briar in LoL. italians are evil
>>44577664this is really good too! I was not aware of the italian gene that makes you draw high quality fetish art
do you like our owl?
by the way, fellers, another zoomette told me she liked my hatthis time she was an asian looking latina that had that kind of beauty where she could have played a power ranger in the 90s or somethingi didn’t flirt with her, but i thanked her for the compliment
fellers i think she was 18, my favouriteandy
we should start eating people until people notice
>>44577686thanksit's a recreation of one of my husband's artworks
I would regularly engage in cannibalism if not for the law and the fact it's a bit malebrained
Too I’m going to punk rock concert tonight at 9:30 club…. Maybe see some other trannies :P
don't get raped
Why would someone want to rape agender flag
get a bit raped
Leave my drink out sort of thing
>>44578098transbians rape anything lets be fr
im going on vacation with my bf soon to a city a bit far form hereI will keep manmoding to the fullest and wear a shirt at the beach lolno makeup no funny hats no girlmoding of any kindfull butchmanmoding bitch
Do you think transbians will be able to clock me in my manmode
Can people tell that I am transgender?
>>44578141form experience nono trans woman ever clocked me in manmodehanging out with other trans made me realize im just a permamanmoder with no chances
>>44578155I need to know.....I'm really scared that I'm going to get raped now
>>44578173Well I have a feeling they might lol
>>44578187you look like a below average chubby bitch who is into somethign dumb like horses or mathalso yeah MOGGS ME
>>44578187I GENUINELY didn't believe conetits this bad existed outside of self-loathing drawings before seeing this
>>44578187where does the chin end and the neck begin?
i ove haviong permanent cone son my body the like sof whcih you have never seen that will never change and im a mockery of gods plan :_)
>>44578201I like computers and Linux
i'm new here what's the lore with agender flag
I AM FUCKING DISGUSTING I AM A MITAKEi didnt take hrt this weke again and need to do so on sunday or elsei kepe ruining my body by not medicationg properly cause i feel like it is such a given...
missing the peak character posting era but being just in time for agender and andy is GRIM
>>44578245don't worry, he reposts his entire life story every single day
>>44578245Giga autistic man moder
>>44578245shes just an ugly fat cracker (not as ugly or fat or crackerish as chuddy) that spams here
>>44578259fuck you, andy is a blessing to moders
>>44578277your hate boner for chuddy is blinding you to reality kekwe *know* agender fag is a disgusting landwhale, he won't stop posting his horrible selfies
>>44578259name one good character and if you say any of squeaktoads my blood is on your hands
>>44578283>t. andy
>>44578300me
andy is a cisman who fucks cisgendered vaginas, he shouldn't even be here
i was here for the rise of larry and chudi was there when repschizo was posting on every thread..and im still moided
>>44578311much like our local gay bugchaser shouldn't be here
>>44578300I was quite fond of ouppy and the vocaroomoders (before sealmoder killed that bit)
how would you feel if you got vored
>>44578317reading this like it's the doctor who Akhaten speech
>>44578336>doctor who Akhaten speechnerd
i liked lisha lol
>>44578342it's a popular show, lots of people know what that is... :(
>>44578324>names squeaktoad
megan?
who's squeaktoad?
fucking everyone, apparently
I'd sacrifice all of you to be born a cis woman ngl
I'm lishalicious LOL
>>44578380what a fucking slut
don't slutshame
most character posters fucked everyone, it comes with the attention whore territory
you're all like my little pikmin! my lishmin lmao. or my lishamon, and i keep you in my balls
my self harm scars make me unemployable which in turn make me want to cut more
embarrassing
fuck dude i was so late on my shot because i was busy drinking and now that i don't have the booze to numb me anymore i'm so FUCKING angry and sadi refuse to ever be this late again i'm MISERABLE
any1 else born to be a dead prostitute
sup fellers, bought some chinesium glass at the smoke storehow do y’all like my wizard pipe?
Talk to y’all later
don't get raped fatty
>>44578492why you always posting your mug apropos of nothing
anyone else a gay man with ugly "boobs" who wishes he was a lesbian
saw chudette while doing groceries again
>>44578549scary
yeah if any of you fuckers come at me on some "sup feller" shit irl, don't be surprised my response is to draw down on your ass after the way all yall done talked to me on heah
nigga shut yo goofy ass up
>>44578611>fantasies about beating women have you tried taking testosterone blockers to address your male aggression
fellers my lawyer has advised me to stay away from school zones
>>44578526how did I do?
>>44578526yes although desu im an agamp that wanted to be a faggot twink
>I'velearned that sometimesviolence feels almost exactly like lovewhat did she mean by this
>>44578526this is like astrology and horoscope shit, it's so generalized that I could check almost every box on every bingo card
>>44578526is this good? i'm not a psychiatrist so legally i can't interpret these results on my own.
>>44578626if moders are women i am a female
i finished my bingo too!
>>44578671>a female
>>44578693sorry to trigger you about your wiener
>>44578663just one bingo is probably a good sign, yes
I'm a woman (canned laughter)
>>44578709you're genuinely pathetic and dumb, i don't have bottom dysphoria
>>44578736look everyone another faketrans without dysphoria
i beat silent hill 2! that ending...
i love silent hill!
I don't like video games much
>>44578805which should i play next? i own 1-4 physically, but 1 doesn't have a case... got them all right before covid, before the prices became crazy. even managed to find the ps2 persona games (for 3 i got the normal AND fes versions). just a little goo gone and they shaped up just fine!
my goo is gone when i see pomni in fortnite >_<
>>44578830the original is a classic and lisha-approved!
>>44578848ty!>>44578839LMAO
>temporary job>5 years of experience minimum
>>44578887agh, that sucks
>>44578887you can literally just lie
im starting to think the E is having an opposite effect...
what's up sluts
jerking but not cumming
who want me?
>>44579767squeaktoad
the loony bin
i'm sippin on that gatoradei'm smokin on that lemonadelike that yung lean you know what it dew shawtyi'm the moder wizzard
>>44579767styling the checks to look like self harm cuts is very creative, I like that
fellers, andythere's something to be said about imitationwhen a bitch is imitating you, it could be a sign of jealousy, or the desire to be someone elsewhen a bitch is imitating your thrusts oh fuckmatching you plap for plapshe bouncing on ityou getting closefuckshityou cummed all inside hercreating yet another imitation
takin on a gulp of that manmoder pulp
it's me (andy)manifesting within you fellerslike moss slowly enrobes a dying treeyou wish you could be me so badlittle did you know "we" are already one and the samethat's why i don't come trying to lynch you foolswhen you police my languagebecause the rope would only strangle us bothfellers you should knowi'm lighting up a doobierightnowtouching on rufus andanalyzing his skeletal structureoff i drift to sleepto dreamof my indigenous woman
i'm such a bottom i end up service topping
ydna
let it all work out - lil wayne.mp3
'tism rizz needs to be nerfed
>>44580602andy can't keep getting away with it because just how much more sexy can a moder dyke get?
lum
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gPefy4xnNpk
remind yourself today: nothing tastes as good as skinny feels
>>44580957uhh, this seems like an unhealthy way to live, nona. and unhealthy to preach. i know a girl that didn't eat anything for like the first 3 years of her transition and she has like, awful boobs. like mournful. i'm not saying to eat everything you want, all the time, but you know, in moderation!gn moders
>>44581027squeaktoad
>>44581027i already have a completely flat male chest after years of transition with my levels in range the whole time, the damage is done. on some level yeah i'd like to have boobs but hey, at least it makes modin' easy. if i'm gonna be a man forever at least i can be a twinky attractive man.
>>44581131im pretty sure she said gn
>>44581139this is an image board, everyone's posts are visible to everyone. you're never actually having a one-on-one conversation here.
>>44581170#trannyrage
i'm so depressed i can hardly breathe. i wish i could just cry and be held by someone but i have no one. i feel like i'm drowning alive, i can't take this anymore, i'm so incredibly alone and sad
I hurt my boobs in the moshpit, I need to keep taking estrogen ;(
>>44581299Photo of the last set
>>44581272I'm sorry :(
>>44581308>lesbian, charlie day, brett from cowchop, daddy rapist and his rapist sons, girl with a fat ass, chasercan we listen to good musiclike night core
Holy shit like 20% of the people there were trannies.
>>44581308is that a ska band? lolfag
>>44581362It’s punk rock. The first 4 bands were normal this one was funky with the instruments. They were the best though.
I don’t care about freezing my sperm, I don’t like women.
>>44581368squeaktoad
thrilling conclusion to the agender fag sperm freezing arc
>>44581382You knew it would turn out this way anyway.
I do need to lose weight though
i love being bisexual! it's probably the most real sexuality
I’m gay let’s be real, maybe 5% liking women.
we're all bisexual here
I just want to hang out with guys really. Guys are cooler and more chill, actually have interesting things to say and interests.
But if I continue to transition, can I still have guys treat me as one of the lads? Or will they treat me differently. I want to still be able to hang out with guys normally.
>>44581492as a misogynist, you are winning me over>>44581498as a misandrist, i think you're ugly
hopefully they can see the feller inside you
made it out before 3am. closers stay winning.
>>44582244>>44582244>>44582244