why do you love fat guys so much?
they have fat white cocks for me to slurp on and suck
https://voca.ro/1nk93m6TnJtg
>>44571241opposite for me. its a moral failure
you're missing someone
Rank the top three fat guys
>>44571258https://voca.ro/1oTQ0B6YffgK
>>4457126990% of them are transbians in denial. Hope that helps.
>>44571278Buggy Blobby Pichu
>>44571247>>44571258>>44571276Grim
>>44571276Josh moon is a cg poster? That makes so much sense
>>44571258>>44571247Buggy, it's funny when we do it, when you do it, it has a fat gay energy.
Chasers should post stomach
https://voca.ro/1jF6XYYMS1UG
>>44571309I got a dang bugbite on my belly
>>44571278henry cavillchris bumsteadpatrick bateman
>>44571317I have one on my neck and someone asked if it was a hickey
>>44571315Who is the schizo?
>>44571328I don't know they're a mystery woman. https://voca.ro/1lSbSgLucz5D
>>44571315Nta but what’s the lore on you?
>>44571325Oh it's that bad? Like a bullseye sorta welt thing? Idek how I got this, some tiny thing done bit me on my belly its itchy
I kinda love that we just have a homeless guy here who rantsVery cool and progressive of us
>>44571335he's a schizo tranny sucker
Bouta do a Walking Dead playthrough.
>>44571336It’s not even that bad but it’s noticeable enough I guess. Sorry about your belly
>>44571339Lmaooo
>>44571347The Telltale one's? Kenny the GOAT
>>44571335https://voca.ro/136UHbeE06je
>>44571345But give me the real dirt all I have gathered is his life is sad and some people say he smokes meth
I’m horny af and it won’t go away
I fell asleep at 11 :(
https://voca.ro/1XzfRDZTzUin
chicanoshirt? He is a registered sex offender, hangs out in playgrounds, and does meth in his free time
>>44571354I see good luck with your stalker bro that sucks
>>44571357He has nothing better to do than harass people on this board while at the same time trying to set up throat stretching suck seshes over discord. He also used to frequently post in a drug user server connected to reddit before he deleted his account
>>44571360Hi horny af I'm dad. Can I put my thing in you
Just spotted a former trip posting themselves in sissy threads on /gif/
>>44571368https://voca.ro/1afD07j8RnV3
>>44571379Which one?
>>44571365Thing is, I like fat girls, buggy is just absolutely rancid overall, no one wants to fuck some seething, gamer voiced, faggot.
>>44571378Not really into the dad thing>>44571379Sorry for doing that!
>>44571385cord
>>44571377https://voca.ro/18d2IawxZrKw
>>44571345>>44571357>>44571377buggy?
>>44571389Breaking my heart here babe I thought we had something>>44571391Oh she's kind of always on some shit I feel like. Link though?
https://voca.ro/1dYS75XhiNe8
>>44571403Sorry honey
>>44571403No link it's a gross thread desu, just turned out to be raceplay stuff
>>44571408>just turned out to be raceplay stuff>cordon brandnasty fag desu
>>44571405gnight matoe
>>44571405Sweet dreams babe
I always get a bit sad at night idky. And none of my friends are online to make me feel good. Just feel like doing something impulse to feel something. Posted one of these before idk about the otherlitter catbox moe/c10j2f.jpglitter catbox moe/x8r0ko.jpg
I love dates, brown sweet and wrinkly but tastes like caramel.
>go to boof prog>ran out of lube>have to just use spithumiliation ritual
https://vocaroo.com/18zMU6347MB4
>>44571418And you're such a brain dead person that you're just mad because you think someone else is getting attention besides you lol
>>44571414Stop humanizing yourself discy I get sad at night too
>>44571435Does it even make a difference as opposed to just taking it normally?
>>44571439This is from 2 years ago kys
more chasers post voca pls
>>44571446Why? It usually doesn't get anything in return I don't wanna speak into the void about nothing
>>44571441I think its just bc night time means the end of today. And today is safe. I know what's happening today. But tomorrow is a mystery. Its a chance for everything to go wrong, and it's always an unexpected gamble. I don't think its really anxiety i just worry. I wish every day could have the safety of the present
Post your voice so i can masturbate to it
>>44571442https://voca.ro/18fzDpOvkAzV
>>44571440uhhhhh you're a chicanx LMAO
>>44571456Are there any studies on this though? Also your voice is so good
>>44571446I already posted my terrible voice today>>44571448>But tomorrow is a mystery. Its a chance for everything to go wrongI can relate alright no more (you)s discy I hope the sadness goes away
>>44571459https://voca.ro/1jlFN7l1cPWx
>>44571241>why do you love fat guys so much?because Laszlow Cravensworth is peak bale performance >>44571113it actually wasn't that bad>>44571141i will fuck you until you cannot walk.>>44571129the past couple weeks sure but i haven't told you everything she said about it even still >>44571111 because i masturbate to you crying about it
>>44571469Pipe down sexpest
goodnight everynyan>>44571464https://voca.ro/1cKv6jpvqsbk
>>44571479Scream
>>44571241They're funny.
>>44571448actual chimp
>>44571480Goodnight asmr chan
>>44571480Goodnight anon! Sleep tight.
who are you meant to chase these days?
>>44571466I don't pretend to like Rick, I think he's a genuinely cool person and if I lived in Ohio I would hang out with him. Seethe, chicano
Trying this new thing where I just text the girl I like whenever I want and not worry about if I’m texting her too much or whatever Wish me luck chaserbros
>>44571466you said you were leaving why are you still here lol
>>44571497See what explains your flirting style is the fact that you are a straight man stuck in adolescence, and you flirted with girls in Middle School like this where you pulled their hair and you taunted them until you think you can do that with men too. Maybe you can do Rick's makeup for him and he can introduce you to his sister
>>44571480Sweet dreams!
>>44571487Sorry
>>44571503Good luck bro I hope the chase pans out
Goodnight
>>44571479*kills u with my fat chode*
My friend is always sending me some straight bs
>>44571510I never flirted with women before, they just naturally came to me, I honest to God never had to try with women. To this day I constantly have to reject them because I have such a dislike for womenI don't actually bully Rick, he's one of the few chaseys here I'm always positive and super nice to because I genuinely like him :3 I only do the negging thing to encourage chaseys to post themselves, it isn't actually a flirting tactic lil bro
>>44571536Blah blah you're splitting again. Go eat some meds. No man wants you so you might as well go back to women. Like who wants a girlfriend that acts like she's competing with him for table scraps of attention? Idiot
>>44571469Prove it!>>44571494Winemom is single I think
So that first one was a repeat discy I already have that one, but the new one will do nicely.
>>44571543I'm not here to get a boyfriend lil bro, I'm just here to shoot the shit lol
>>44571532Is your friend a guy?
>>44571546>>44571469holy transbiangen
>>44571555Yeah I dont really have any friends that are women
>>44571553Oh yeah you're just here chilling like a normal person 16 hours a day for years? LMAO I remember when I first posted here 2 years ago you were here. I remember when people said you were a snake back then. They said you hated chasers and so you would try to ruin their reputation inside of discord. Go away fungus
>>44571563Then that means he's dropping hints
Chungus Fungus
>>44571553>>44571565He got you there bozo
>>44571565I've been on cg like 5 years atp, it's time to accept that I'm not here to get a boyfriend lil bro, I don't even have any of you added on discord
>>44571553Daddy's favorite little sissy faggot <3
So Eris, Ive been thinking about things. And whats kinda the whole goal for liberalism? For you, Hypothetically, what would your dream world look like? in terms of policy, infrastructure, Healthcare, Food & Housing.
>>44571574>>44571576choids mad cuz I mog them and I won't share nudes with them LMAOOOO
Rank the top five liberals
>>44571575Yeah you're here to disregard the point of the thread. I told you that. You are a straight man. You're f****** disgusting dude f*** you. You're just like Sarah but you're smart enough to keep your wife out of the conversation.
>>44571568Yeah im pretty sure that's part of it. He's an online friend though. I used my Webcam once and he said I was pretty but I was full makeup lol. But he's like actually really good looking so out of my league already + he thinks I'm cis so not a chance in hell lol.
>>44571586String bean looking ass
>>44571587Johnny CarsonJack Daniel'sGumby from the Gumby shortsEllen DeGeneresRoseanne Barr
>>44571588>>44571592mad cuz I managed to get a girl pregnant before I went overseas LMAOOOO
>>44571586You're a tranny in your 30s working as barista seething on 4chan in your free time, you fail to mog even the most vantablack jeet straight from the ganges.
>>44571609dude
>>44571601Your cousin wants to know when you're going to send child support out of your welfare check
>>44571609Who is this cutie?
>>44571613Oh hi i didn't see you here
>>44571579UBI funded by taxation of the wealthiest, though UBI would be true UBI, as in money for food water and the lowest priced housing in the private housing sector within some defined districting. Maybe by city. Income caps, on the upper end something like 95% taxation on all realized gains above 100 Million dollars.I'm not gonna describe an entire society
sibe beer
>>44571627Anone weed
>>44571494I chase my gf :^)
>>44571609I only have one child, seethe you fatherless bottom chicano>>44571611I mog the vantajeets because I shower daily and use deodorant, SEETHE>>44571614they're already taking it from my VA check
>>44571631Same, this is shitpost hangout zone with friends antagonists
>>44571588The self-censoring made me laugh a lot
I got more moves than U-Haul Slam dunk doggies face like a basketball
>>44571621You arent as liberal as you thought, this is kinda giving Social Democrat. But i like your thinking. I pretty much got the gist of it thank you :]
>>44571611that was mean
>>44571637LOL ricci tres! I was right. So you keep on posting your AI pics and being a seething loser while everything I said about you was right hermano
Gay sex thread btw
>>44571649why would you accuse my pics of being AI, I just look like a regular Spanish twink, if I used AI I'd make myself look like a bimbo supermodel
>>44571643Social democrats are liberal and capitalist
>>44571650Ye
>You arent as liberal as you thought, this is kinda giving Social Democrat. But i like your thinking. I pretty much got the gist of it thank you :]Sorry I meant to say "you arent as liberal as I thought". The previous message sounded negative.
>>44571639>>44571631transbian btw
>>44571654You already posted an honest picture earlier and you don't look all that. You want to be a ball buster but you don't have any balls.
>>44571656Sounds like fun tee bee h
>>44571655Yes, Social Democrats are a type of Capitalist and a type of Liberal. Like a spectrum. Like they arent Laissez Faire Capitalists.
>>44571546come denver anabloodidk i feel like i know you too well to get involved like that
Rank the top three capitalists
>>44571664that's how I look in every pic you dolt, I don't modify anything about my appearance
iwnbaw why do i look like that
>>44571685Yeah you did. But I'm not giving you any attention anyway. You're a straight man. Go take care of your child punk. Deadbeat dad f*** off
>>44571678They all live in the UAE you wouldn't know their names
>>44571674I’m moving to new york instead. Sorry
>>44571689what do you think I modified about my appearance lol
What's with the pissy redditor
>>44571628that earlier for us smile§
>>44571696Why do you think I want to talk about how you look now f*** face. Go kill yourself. I have no respect for you I don't care you look. Jump off a bridge. But do you know what kind of man leaves their kid? Die
>>44571309my stomach is tubby right now. it's extremely unattractive
The vibes are still bad I see
>>44571710I’m attracted to it
>>44571707mad cuz yo momma left your ass at a motel GEEEGjust admit it, I mog you, I look like a handsome beast, I'm out here winning hearts
>>44571717Hey cool bro you're so handsome why don't you go in big women for attention instead of post here? Because you know they don't want anything to do with you freak. You know they would call the police on you. You know they would grab their purse and run from you. You have a mental disorder where you sit here talking about how good you look because you're in love with yourself. You got no time for your kid because you're in love with yourself. Man how do you look in the f****** mirror? I would kill myself if I had a kid and I was sitting in here pampering my diaper and complimenting how I look. F*** you and die
>>44571725She's a retarded bitch, but your seething is cringe bro. stop giving it attention
>>44571725I don't care about the antichrist child I birthed, cuz bro I look good as fuck, I'm gonna take over the world one day and you will be powerless to stop me
>two 30 year olds arguing in an online void at 12 am
It’s 2 am actually
>>44571733who are you lil bro, another victim to my brutal moggings?!?! TOP KEK, sit the fuck down chasey, you ain't shit
>>44571734It's true what I said you're in love with yourself. That's the problem with people like you. You're in love with yourself and get your really not that special. I don't know whether you have a kid or not but you are the most retarded idiot that I've met in my life.
>>44571737I'm here because I love trans women and I want to have gay sex with trans women especially you. So let's get on topic shall we?
>>44571749No thanks
>>44571744>>44571749lets get back on topic, I mog you, you're a chicanx, and I brutally mog you in every single way
>>44571751Ouch. Well if we're not having gay sex in the gay sex thread then I don't know what to talk about.
fat retard here
Flirt with me!!
>>44571755You're a mentally deficient weirdo who's in love with himself trying to have a competition with gay men that are trying to meet trans women. You don't need any more replies attention seeker.
>>44571758Hi>>44571759Always with Ana! Best girl of all time!
Why can’t you all just be nice to each other?
>>44571763Yay!!
Sex with Ana
>>44571771Do it. You won’t!
>>44571761are you mad all the chicas here want me instead of you? Crusty ass meth head chicano, they want my supple barista ass instead, seethe
>>44571773Bet
>>44571781<3
but honest to god if you're on this website and you're below the age of 30, then you're a fucking loser, you literally cannot fit in with the rest of your cretinous generation, how fucked up do you gotta be to hang out with a bunch of geriatric extremely online weirdos instead of people your age LMAO
>>44571613wait that's you? i thought you were a different polish anon
>>44571641I was using voice to text lol. Swears are not allowed
>>44571798trvke
>>44571798yeah it's always funny when they call you an old loser on 4chan when they are the exact same lmfao like bro you should be in college and have a social life that doesn't involve sitting at your computer 16 hours a day
Has anyone seen twink flag
>>44571241soft and cuddly
Tranners who love fat guys daddy loves you <3
>>44571859She's hiding because we're weird
I would have gay sex with ana
If trannies don't like when we jerk off to tranny porn then what the fuck are we meant to jerk off to
>>44571896Jerking off is a sin and gross
Jesus died for my sins and I'm just not going to invalidate his sacrifice by not jorking to tranny porn!
>>44571896Chinese cartoons and anime memes
>>44571896gay porn
It's twink flag! I love you twink flag!
imh igh nils and i like posting on the board high
>>44571906You want to watch me milk my cock and beat off to men?What is wrong with you
>>44571906Twink flag? More like twink fag
>>44571913Highposting sucks, it zonks me out too muchNow drunkposting, that's the good stuff
>>44571918Trannies do actually love this for some reason, yeah
>>44571913Hi high nils
Goodnight Chasergen.
You're on very thick ice with me, babe
>>44571961Goodnight
dude
chasing is OVER
>>44572041Weed
>>44572070weed smoking girlfriends
>>44572074Lucky, mine can't because of her job. That's a very dumb rule
my roommate is getting fucked by her boyfriend in her room next to mine right now, what were they thinking when they thought I would not hear anything
>>44572094is she hot
>>44572100she's a 40 asian midget. so no
>>44572101oh :/
>>44571853was it bronya?
Fingering my chussy to chick sticks
you ever reckon its time to stop the chase?
He wanted to try being the little spoon but little did he know he'd feel a boner rubbing up against his butt, something hes done to her for so long will now be done to him, and he's terrified.
Can't stop Won't stopThis bopTill the coffin drop
>>44572132Based sobe crack those cheeks wide open
>>44572094They're getting off on you being able to hear
>>44572094It's called mogging sweaty>>44572101Sounds hot
>>44572139That's what I thought too
god damn the repper king on x is starting E, it's fucking over, I am the last one standing >>44572139>>44572142but the dude only lasted 2 minutes
Join us
>>44572105idk who it was
>>44572151Sure, what about?
>>44572155they gotta name or was it just adhd brain made for bbc. idk who else it could be. cord maybe
>>44572148And how long did the sex you were having last?
A guy invited my band to spend the night at his house in the living room after a show and then banged the hell out of his wife for an hour in the other roomBro used us but it was a good laugh, beats buying a motel room and shoving 5 guys into it
Calling all trips home to trip heaven (discord snooz server)
>>44572164we don't need to be involved in this
>>44572169Topical story relating to common experienceThis is autism
Tbh idek why I'm here I probably wouldn't date a tranny
:(
>>44572159hours
>>44572178Bloody basterd benchod
Howard Jones kicks fuckin ass
>>44572192What
>>44572180What's wrong twink
>>44572180It's chill, you're cute and cool so you shouldn't worry so much
>>44572185Mhmmmm surrrrre
Blue chew + sertraline = her hole will need days to recover
>>44572212I have an insensitive cock, I cannot cum in holes. As long as I keep getting hard I can do it for as long as I want. But I don't like using it.
>>44572202i'm lonely and scared and basically it's over
>>44572223Oh it's Celeste should've clocked that first post
Someone in Poland go save this twink (girl) already
>>44572225it's not over. you're dooming because you need friends to talk to irl. you should try to get away from here, as pretty as you are it's better you go be around better people
>>44572223My implication was that you're a virgin who gets no play. Your penis was not relevant.
>>44572094This happened to me like 2 years ago and I cried
>>44572250>no one asked but I will be a scumbag to everyone anyways!
>>44572268Brown cuck
>>44572268Why did you cry?
>>44572274If I was a cuck I would've started straight torque wrenching my shi wallahi
>>44572270Welcome to 4channel
>>44572282Bc i don't have a vagina so I can't have sex and by the time I have a vagina I won't want to have sex and at the time I really really really had not reconciled with that + I was having a shitty day that day already + it was during a depressive episode
>>44572268You must cry easy..id pound on the wall and say stfu
>>44572250Why do chasers hate the ripped dude again?
>>44572283Crying and feeling that hot pit in your stomach is actually peak cuck, not jackin it
>>44572270>>44572294You guys are too seriously lol
>>44572294We don't hate her we just want her to transition and stop being weird It's not a matter of if, it's when
>>44572289I used to not but I've come to accept my emotions and let myself cry more. One time one of my friends team killed me in a game and I cried for 15 minutes>>44572297That seems more like ntr not fucking but ntr required you to be in a relationship first
Fighting tranners as practice for my MMA debut where i transition to MTF and rag doll foids
boymoding today
>>44572294I don't even know who you're talking about. You guys assume too much is personal and not just shitposting
>>44572287To each their own but sex isn't only sticking a thing into pussy. Easier for me to say because I've never been interested in penetrative sex, I get off to different things but I think you are missing out if you are not trying to explore sexuality through a different point of view.
>>44572309That's ok. You need to cry to let your emotions out as a girl. But that is fucking funny you cried over a video game lol
>>44572309>One time one of my friends team killed me in a game and I cried for 15 minutes
>>44572311I was just about to say it's nice to see your actual hairline and not that edited one that too many people actually believe for onceIt looks good
Oh oh
>>44572319Why'd you pick this weird version
>>44572313Ive considered oral but the thing is id only want to have sex with a straight man, and I've said this before but no straight man wants to have sex with sm1 that has a penis. Ive had lots of straight guys interested in me and when I say that I'm trans I get friendzoned bc even if they aren't "transphobic" they don't want to have sex with someone who "wasnt always a woman"
>>44572334Idk i googled it and they were all bad editsAt least that one said faggot
>>44572338I'm straight I've never been with a man or tranny
https://youtu.be/d7TSDVLRM1Elistening to this and i feel like picrel
>>44572316Yeah but he was really nice after and apologized but now he's like very cautious about my emotions so if I'm quiet for too long he'll assume I'm upset or smthn
>>44572338Why not try with someone who's okay with you having a penis and explicitly tell them to not touch it or mention it? You need to be selfish for once
>>44572338Bi men don't see you as a man, they just aren't put off by the partsStop using the idea of straight men as a validation totem
I can't tell if these are grim portents of a coming doom or if I am just a little sleepy.
>>44572307>we
>>44572311You look good bitch
>>44572359Bc i don't want to risk having sex with sometime who's attracted to me in the way they are attracted to men>>44572361You can't know that, they could see you as a woman, or they could see you as a man, no way to tell, no point in risking it
>>44572365Fair enoughI know a lot of you are hating ass mfers
>>44572364just sleepy :D
>>44572307he mogs you tho?
That awkward game of trying to fuck a tranny who looks down on any man that would fuck a tranny >Ok so here's why is not gay...
>>44572366>>44572330thanks i think? that photo is from 3 years ago. at 1 year, 4 months hrt>>44572327i think it's so funny people believe my shitty shoop so easilyit's soooo poorly made
>>44572382I was catching feelings from that alone but shh i don't want janny to know
how do I break the twitter algorithm I want to be famous again but I get no like>>44572368>Bc i don't want to risk having sex with sometime who's attracted to me in the way they are attracted to menbeing attracted to a trans woman doesn't mean you see them as men or are attracted to men. When I got with my ex, I was explicitly looking for a girl with feminine features and if she looked like a man during our first date I would have withdrawn because I simply am not attracted to men. We just happened to date because we were both looking for a straight relationship.
>>44572388play up your insecurities that helped me get semi famous on Twitter for a bit before I deleted
>>44572388Having anal sex with sometime that has a penis is 99.999% change the person penetrating is gay
dude who's aloneso he chooses to chase trannies of all people
>>44572374Correct! Night night!
>>44572379Well, yesHer discipline ability to modify her body could make her a passoid easily if she'd stop repping, especially with that height
>>44572393Gay for you lilbro not me.
>>44572398sleep well :D
>>44572401Thank you! Have a nice morning! :)
Trannies are gay because the penis is the only body part that infects someone with gay. All the gay is in the penis. Your butt isn't gay, it's just a butt and has no mystical powers. Checkmate gayboy
Gaygen never replies to meI think they can tell I'm mostly straight
>>44572393I think that's your inner transphobia talking and again you can skip this part completely if it makes you feel bad, there are guys who are not interested in penetrative sex and I think you should try to look forward in this way because there are multiple ways to give you pleasure, your body cannot be summarized to a hole, it is complex with lots of erogenous zones. >>44572399picrel
>>44572413Eris is 100% agp. Nothing is going to convince her that being trans or gay is ok.
>>44571241>qottFat and dad bod are different things anon
>>44572413I wouldn't have oral sex with a gay man, much the same a straight man wouldnt have oral sex with a person that has a penis. Of course you can lie about it, and if in some event i am in a position where I have a vagina and still want to have sex, I will just lie and say I'm cis, I think having the penis is relationship prohibitive and I don't want to have sex with someone who i don't see a future with
>>44572311Do you want to hang out at the mall with me tomorrow?
>>44572388>how do I break the twitter algorithm I want to be famous again but I get no likeholy repper
Not gonna lie, I've been skinny my whole life and really struggle to understand how people get so fat. Just eat less? I guess it is not that easy.
>>44572446it's almost like people's bodies are different
>>44572446It's an addiction like anything else, food addiction is the most common
>>44572446Literally like it's actually so impossible difficult to be a healthy weight let alone fat. Every law in the universe dictates that you can do nothing and your body's natural state is that of weight loss.
>>44572435well good luck then>>44572442nothing new in repcity where the sun shines strong >>44572446bad habits create metabolic changes. Insulin resistance plays a huge part in people getting fat. You cannot understand if you've never been fat because nothing happens when you overeat once in a while.
>>44572446You probably have a fast metabolism, I have the same. It’s hell trying to gain weight and mostly just feeling bloated and ill whilst nothing changes
Dawg there's literally nothing that's more satisfying than watching some manic delusional hoe, crash extremely hard
Building muscle has been difficult since I'm dom-maxxing to become a higher tier chaser, but like not eating is not that hard? Addiction might be a good angle to think about. Or maybe people are not used to making their own food with good amount of vegetables.
>>44572474Gay bottom behavior
>>44572474Why the comma
>>44572457Who asked?
>>44572475I've lost 220 lbs in 18 monthsI've gained 100 lbs in 8 monrhsIt's really just addicting and some unknown switch in your brain that flipsIdk how to describe it
>>44572477I get it though, it's like masturbating>>44572478The comma, effect
I eat whatever I want and I'm considered thin with muscle definition idk it's all genetics i think
>>44572484>just addictingJust addiction*
>>44572475>Building muscle has been difficult since I'm dom-maxxing to become a higher tier chasermfw never had to think about getting muscle, they just came in naturally when I was 13
>>44572485To root for some random person to fail is so faggot brained i can't even
>>44572487Fat people eat what they want too. They want more.
>>44572487It doesnt matter what you eat. There is no such thing as a food that makes you fat. Only eating more calories than you burn will increase your weight
>>44572498>>44572499Trvkes of knowledge
>>44572496Oh no!
>>44572487Yeah Ghrelin and leptin and a genetic predisposal to override thoseThat's the real genetic component of fattiness, not some ethereal idea of energy burning not applying to you
>>44572491cap. You can have more muscles naturally than someone else, but increasing muscle mass noticeably requires point-of-failure training. Start lifting bro, no excuses
Gay sex is the best calorie burner and sperm has been proven to eliminate aging in women >>44572499Hi
>>44572512I don't want muscle anymore I want to be pretty
>>44572477bro you're here sexpesting 18 year old gay bottoms
>>44572523Hi
>>44572526Gay top behavior
>>44572530Goodnight Eris. Hope you stop hating trans and gay stuff.
>>44572534Never. Goodnight though
Do you have bugs like this?
>>44572552Personally? No. I don't have any bugs.
i should eat ice cream every day
>>44572562Diabetus.
>>44572158i dont want to expose this random person. i also noticed they followed me on twitter but they must have gotten there from my discord account. do u remember when ellie was using some like lord of the rings ass name for a while, their name is spmething like that
>>44572562YesGrow your butt and boobs for dada
>>44572570Fascinating
>>44572567thats ok. i dont like my feet anyway>>44572571i forgot to buy it at the store but i did get a liter of chocolate milk, is that ok? also lion
>>44572578it would be funny af if it was her but idk why she would want to be my friend
>>44572570Why are bnwofags following you on twitter?
>>44572570Twittersphere is a whole other thing, it's crazy
>>44572579Caloriemaxx however you can, kittenIt pleases dada
Where bronya
>>44572585i dont knowww idk where they came from pls help meeee>>44572586i dont want to interact with anything like that i just want my twitter feed to be animal videos>>44572587ok :) yay :)
i wanted an idolomantis until i found out you have to feed it live flies
>>44572591her putrefied remains have been poured into the nile
>>44572598This sounds right for herGodbless
>>44572593then just tell em to fuck off or block em idk
>>44572601she specifically asked not to have this done
>>44572612Yeah but she wasn't worth it right? Spew her guts in the Nile let's go
How it feels trying not to fumble trans girls
>>44572621Me with the bald spot
>>44572609ill just ignore>>44572619ok :) lets post-mortem cuck her
>>44572591We don't want her
>>44572627I do
>>44572621theyre so insanely picky even if theyre not fembrained its brutal
Just be handsome and have muscles it's not that hard
>>44572639>just be chad
god I wish I could sleep. GOD I WISH I COULD SLEEP
>>44572630She don't want you
Telling your friends you love them and them saying it back is the best feeling especially if its a guy bc you know it's genuine if a guy says it (foids are fake af and say they love anyone)
>>44572646Yeah I don't want her either, we're banter pals
>>44572591>i-is binga here?>binga...
>>44572654This yeh but less cuckedNone of you fucks can banter like her since you aren't gay
binga...
>>44572650Actually made me grimace
>>44572662Idc
that mf grimace>>44572660>but less cucked>me and binga hah we... we're just friends...>we're banter pals :/
>>44572668If there were ulterior motives you'd be right I like her in the thread but I'll just dm herFriends is very hard for incellords to understand I know
>>44572660Everyone here's gay.
>>44572684Act like it then
My cock is really hard
>>44572679>im just a little guy hah im harmless>im just her gay little banter pal hehe>im just a gay bottom banter pal :3
>>44572645i slept all night
>>44572687I am, you're bad at this.
>>44572661https://voca.ro/19nMUAf4tSHT
>>44572692If it lasts longer than 15 minutes see a doctor
>>44572661Drug loadout?
would you still love me if i was almost 164 pounds
>>44572759my ex is exactly 164 pounds and she's a beautiful woman
>>44572759I would, more cushion for the pushin
This board is so bad outside /cg/
Vaping makin me lazy get this robotic penis out of my mouth
>>44572790Ain't that the truth
>>44572714HANGOVER
Did O&S with no estushttps://litter.catbox.moe/q6c87v12bjuzlnpw.mp4Shoulda backed up my save so I could try for hitless. Maybe next time
>>44572704And I've always said this>>44572699Die
>>44572835the humble moggeri can barely even clear that shit with summons I'm the dog
>>44572831>HANGOVERImagine drinking garbage water or eating monkey snot. Btw THE ROOM IS SPINNING THE ROOM IS SPINNING THE ROOM IS SPINNING
>>44572835mfs look like some bronya and stu
>>44572772well im not>>44572774yay :)>>44572837doesnt die>>44572850im smough and shes ornstein
>>44572845thank you I needed that I'm locking in
why are the americans up this early
>>44572853I want to be ornstein. You can be smough
>>44572853>well im notI think you're being tough with yourself. I'm sure you get people talking to you outdoors
>friends with a trannyI just couldn't imagine it.
fuck it I'm cancelling my plans i just want to crawl back into bed
>>44572875I didn't realize you were a LOSER
Why does Smough analvore Ornstein when he dies?
i tried glute medius hip thrusts for the first time todaythis shit is goated
>>44572877I'm a loser
>>44572878Power
>>44572893Did I ask you chinese?
Dreamed about her again award
why does ornstein give smough a footjob in the lore
I think one of my online friends is autistic
hi
>>44572875You know the MF is regal when there's an option to cancel everything
>>44572863no, im smough and youre ornstein>>44572865no one speaks to me ever
>>44572928Hello. How are we doing today?
>>44572877>>44572934classic banter pal knee slappers
>>44572943What crawled into your ass?
>>44572895你说了吗
>>44572934There is always an option to cancel what are they gonna do come drag me out of bed>>44572928hi>>44572936why can't u just be smough What's wrong with you. I'm always smough. just be smough one time so I can be ornstein
>>44572942meh. but everyday is like that. hbu anon i hope you're doing well ^^
i'll b smoughwhat's smough
oh its one of these fat guy skinny guy duos those r annoying
>>44572990me and my gf are not annoying
>>44572971Did you take cocaine, Adderall or any illegal substance?
>>44572994i am annoying i fear
>>44573003Calm down fed.
>>44573006i do not fear you
>>44573003I smoked a couple puffs of a joint and drank a bottle of wine. I'm analogue like that
>>44572971go to hell. im never letting you be smough
You're analwhat?
Why do all flights into the US require collecting and rechecking baggage before a connection, even with the same airline on a single ticket?
>>44573006Hi Mamo. I Believe we're having a conversation in the seal thread? :)
>>44573027I never ask you for anything and you can't give me this one thing. Just one thing. My only wish is that I don't want to be smough. Why can't you let me have that
>>44573035Trolling >w<
how soft are your feet? do you pass or not?
>>44573045Yes to both
>>44573045I use a belt knife to cut large areas of calloused skin off my heels and I also use my Dewalt orbital sander to sand my feet whenever the skin gets especially rough. Otherwise I don't do much skincare on them.
>>44573056no the second thing is conditional based on the first thing
>>44573045the opposite i like to walk barefoot + did sports during teen years like soccer and volley and handball etc :(and no.
It's funny, one day me and all my friends were drinking, and there wasn't enough beds so me and my mate just passed out in some old ass bed, and his feet touched my back and they were really soft it freaked me out
I guarantee there is no human alive that can spell diariah correctly without first looking it up or using auto correct to tell me they can. why would they make that word so retarded to spell
eepy.. i eep noremoid cuddling me now
>>44573086nigga shut upppp
>>44573086You have a moid cuddling you right now or you want a moid cuddling you right now?
diarreahwait that h looks wrongdiarrhea?or was it diarrhoerea or some shit
https://voca.ro/1ljRwg0ZBcpF
Good morning butt sex general! How are you doing?
>>44573065Yes to both
>>44573101>Good morning butt sex general!At ease butt sex private. I will be directing today's butt sex mission as always, make ready!
>>44573082it's easy it's dia like dialysis and rrhea like gonorrhoea
>>44573095want moidwant warm https://voca.ro/1lG9TaFp8GrS
https://voca.ro/19hwj2SocQNT
>>44573108My butt is ready general
I'm a large moid and I offer buttsex and warm cuddles.
I'm a moid and I'm doing none of that, I'm cleaning my house
I can’t even gain ten pounds :(Why am I so skinny?
im bored
>>44573006Mamo I must go now. Maybe we can talk when I get back? A lot of the anons from my general seem to be having a lot of issues right now. So I hope you're doing well?-Seal
>>44573114You will be awarded for your bravery.
>>44573040fine. you can be smough
>>44573123But do you have a song in your heart
I am not having butt sex for israel
>>44573139Sorry, I'm the least musical person you will ever meet...
>>44573128But do you have a song in your heart
>>44573135Yay!!
>>44573138oh okay act like you're a fucking saint for having some common decency and letting me be ornstein. Bare minimum frankly
>>44573015lole>>44573039:D i had a feeling that was u sealposter!>>44573133ok talk later!im doing pretty good :Dhope u are too
cricket at the bus stop being loud as fuck i hate that guy
>>44573142But do you have a song in your heart
>>44573148I'm listening to phreshboyswag obviously
Buttsex with a tranner and then cuddling her with a warm strong overwhelming embrace, making her feel safer and more loved than she has ever felt before
>>44573166wait I'm gonna cry>>44573165I'm an old woman please don't tell me about these things
>>44573165I look like this btw
>>44573169>wait I'm gonna cryYou can let it all out while I hold your head against my chest
>>44573164I have something stirring inside of me somewhere I can tell you that much>>44573169Old what? That's literally cream cheese >>44573170This mf scammed me on depop
>>44573162I lied, I have like two minutes before I have to go. Yes I'm doing better, I'm going shopping now, but I am fine. you seem like a very friendly person, stay well fellow seal enjoyer (^-^)v
>>44573082Diarrhea
hi anons
>>44573189aw thank u ur p cool too :Dhave fun shopping i bought a rain coat todayi meant to get some rain boots too but i forgor...
>>44573183Sorry for doing that to you
mf said "erm actually it's diarrhea"
>>44573194Hi.
>>44573194What
>>44573183literally cream cheese. literally cream cheese and loving it
>>44573196It's fine they smell fine
I’m surrounded by whores! Sluts even!
Good morning
>>44573217Damn that's rough, you should suck my dick about it.
>>44573258Take it out
>>44573269I like you ana.
>>44573157youre the fire keeper and im lautrec
>>44573277My eyes
>>44573273That’s gay because I’m a guy
>>44573099I thought this was slayershirt at first
>>44573287Let's have gay sex and gay cuddle after
>>44573292I look like this>>44573298Okay!!
goob morbin
First — BREATHE You were in SURVIVAL MODE and every step you took, even the messy, confusing, scary ones, was so BRAVE That’s not confusion — that’s GROWTH You are blooming at your own pace, like a delicate little flower pushing through hard concrete just to reach the light One day you’ll look back and go “I FOUND MYSELF” Never forget: your heart is big, pure, and beautiful just the way it beats This journey isn’t straight — it’s MAGIC and YOU are doing absolutely AMAZING Your truth is your greatest superpower, and you shine brighter than all the stars in the sky
>>44573292rest well ornstein
>>44573314Good morning!!
>>44573315Thanks bronya
>>445733159 coded slurs in this message
>>44573327hru ana?
>>44573344I’m hungry. I need food
>>44573315thank you grock!!! :))
im miss my ex
>>44573281i forgot what he does in the game, i always kill him immeditaely
wwyd if you were rapidly losing weight
>>44573380Thanks to ozempic I am! The things I do to get a tranner gf.
>>44573383what if you were just really depressed and stopped eating
>>44573386Sounds awful! I wouldn't do that.
>>44573380I don’t think I can lose any weight. I’m already too thin
>>44573133>>44573039is this guy ok?
>>44573315>First — BREATHE You were in SURVIVAL MODE and every step you took, even the messy, confusing, scary ones, was so BRAVE That’s not confusionFemdom gf's when they're about to edge you for the 30th time
>>44573323I'M SNOYGH!!!
>>44573375Please don't kill>>44573380Get a kebab on the way to the clubbbbbbbb>>44573409I do think that if grock could edge people it would
>>44573380add more weight
Tranner gf who appreciates a proper steak <3
>>44573420done well or well done?
>>44573420Yes!! Feed me!
>>44573417If we asked Elon, grok would have edging capabilities by the end of the day
>>44573427Done well. >>44573430Let's get married anastasia <3
>>44573437you passed my first test
I need a green grape flavour tropicana sparkling immediately
>>44573441I am elated.
should i drink coffee or tea?
This thread keeps me very straight faced
>>44573451Drink zaddy nut
>>44573433i dont want to talk to that guy... someone else'll do it
>>44573451honestly lately i've been really into zaddy nut
god i am such a fucking LOSERRRRRRRR
>>44573437I would like that
>>44573461I'm an unironic Stella Maris fan now BTW. Sonically, they're far ahead of the pop music performed by s*cular w*men
>>44573485trvke
>>44573489querido creyente… querido seguidor… bienvenida
>>44573485Trvke
>>44573503SIGUENOS
>>44573499Can i not have anything. Can't you let me have this for one hour while i nurse my hangover
Sirloin or ribeye? There is a right answer.
>>44573512Oh geez! Can I get a hint? I don’t want to get it wrong!
selfishly im glad nyanya cancelled her plans to post here
>>44573517Follow your heart.
>>44573459i don’t talk to my father anymore
>>44573518hehehehe it always feels kinda cozy in here when i bail on something. like a snow day
Girl sent me nudes yesterday and I thought I should send her a video of me beating my dick and leaking precum, they love precum, but I was so old, drunk, and dehydrated I had to sit there and beat my shit for like five minutes before anything came out
It's so bright out are we fucking stupid
>>44573520Ribeye I think. Sorry if I’m wrong!
>>44573535Ding ding ding you chose correctly! You get the good lovin' tonight.
>>44573512Ribeye
>>44573534we are
>>44573540Ding ding ding you chose correctly! You get the good lovin' tonight.
>>44573512ribeye best steak
im vegetarian
feeling disgusted by everything today
>>44573538Oh goodness! Yay!
>>44573544You also get the good lovin' tonight! (I'm going to be so spent)
they made the sun too bright a few years ago and everything hasn't felt the same since
>>44573550This is the first thing I say to my gf when we wake up in the morning <3
>>44573556disgusted by you in particular
>>44573554Mood!!
>>44573554it's so artificial blot that shit out
>>44573527yea iktf :Di went to town today and bought a rain coat i got it half off and i also got more of my tranny pillsand then i played some armored core for answer and now im just hanging outthinking maybe i should make some dinneri dont have muchwill prob just fry some potatoes and chop up a sausage and an onion in it lole
>>44573512Sirloin obviously
i wore my baby tee yesterday for college and everybody called me a faggot
>>44573571i agree unironically
>>44573512i recently learned abt dry aged ribeye and i want to try it
>>44573571Oof.
>>44573577hot
>>44573581You have no idea how turned on I am by those words. I know a restaurant that has that and I would take you there in a heartbeat, my treat.
Beef redditry
would anyone like to take me to eat fancy steak
it's over there's not enough time for anything
>>44573568WHOAAAAAA THATS SOUNDS SO BEAUTIFUL wtf the mamo life is so glamourous... it sounds like what i imagined being an adult would be like when i was reading books growing up... i want to be a little more like this...what kind of rain coat? i need to buy one soon i should go bargain hunting... that sounds like such a good meal i gotta check if i have some potatoes anywhere... >>44573578I hate talking about steak because it's so transparently nothing to do with the actual meat and instead about all of these endless social signifiers. Just shut up and eat your fucking food my god>>44573577good for you!
>>44573601your 15 you have your whole life ahead of you
>>44573609>I hate talking about steak because it's so transparently nothing to do with the actual meatWorse than your HIV take
>>44573582Don't post your fucking facebook memes in my thread
chicken mogs, because you're just eating chicken?like what kind of chicken? just some chicken with some shit on itsauce? just some sauce maybe yeah
>>44573615Both of those takes wildly uncontroversial by the way. like those are both lukewarm mainstream opinions>>44573619every single night i think about someone posting years ago "standing looking at a chicken breast and an onion deciding what nationality they're going to be tonight"
>>44573616Cry about it unc.
>>44573600I would But only platonically because I’m not over her. I’ll sit there and look handsome and you can talk about pokimans
>>44573614why do i keep getting younger
wwyd if i had a panic attack at your bat mitzvah
>>44573627>>44573627I don't even remember what you said about HIV but I knew mentioning it would rile you up
>>44573631you are 30 minutes old and you're already so bitter... this world is so cruel
>>44573633scoop you up on a chair and carry you to the club>>44573634I said i think it's a fabulous force for good in the world and i want it in every household by 2025
>>44573629okay but you have to tell me to shut up or i won’t stop
what should i have for bkfast
Wearing black gloves and cutting into my Black Iron: Authentic Kosher Israeli wagyu with my Takeshi Saji Rainbow Damascus Petty
>>44573643Oh yeah who doesn't want that. I take it back.
the banter pals are falling out?
>>44573644I need to hear about all the pokimans so I can be spared from my own thoughts for a while
>>44573647Sunny side up fried eggs on top of a potato hash!!!
does anyone want to see my pokimans
>>44573627tonight it's peri peri with some pasta or some shitisn't it so goodit's southern fried one day and indian the next love a sausage tho cant lie
>>44573659Potato hash. potato hash. is that an american term? that feels like the wrong name>>44573662YES
>>44573590woa anon u sure like steak huhdo u like churrasco, i love that shit altho i havent had it in a whilechimichurri is so good>>44573609its black and goes down past my thighs which is good cuz thats the part that gets wet when im biking :Dnothing fancy, they had a couple cute yellow ones that i liked but they weren't my size T~T>>44573647mmm mayb cereal>>44573659that sounds good too...
>>44573673>woa anon u sure like steak huhI sure do.>churrascoNever tried!>chimichurriSame here.
>>44573659that sounds good but idk. i wish there was a cheap diner by me and also wish i had friends to go with>>44573673hmmm i do like cereal like cheerios and lucky charms
>>44573679so what is dry aged ribeye like im imagining a blue cheese taste
realistically its indomie and a wank
>>44573681yes those r goodif u wanna be extravagant u could put some blueberries or sliced strawberries in the cheerios :Dor bananas too
>>44573571I'm sorry but you lost face over this oneUpper class credentials revoked
I’m male…
>>44571241my roommates are all fat. i find it annoying how biblical their gluttony is. like entire pints of ice cream and cookies for dinner. there's a reason it's a sin
>>44573666that sounds so delicious... this thread is making me hungry but i can't eat for another hour... grrrri think i just love pork in general ive been eating it more and more. but it's just so expensive these days... gotta really make it last>>44573681it's definitely fun to go with friends. but idk i feel like going to a diner alone on a cold foggy morning is way more glamourous. the last of the greasy spoons near me folded. i guess everything changes>>44573684well, yes...>>44573673I WAS TOTALLY THINKING like you're one of the few people that could really pull off that classic yellow mackintosh they're so stylish when they're done well... but it's definitely one you want to take time and invest in when the moment is right right.
>>44573682It just sort of deepens the natural flavors, makes the steak more intensely steak flavored.
it's ok to be male
should i kms
>>44573695That's not okay. Stop immediately>>44573707There's nothing okay about it>>44573708no but you do need to transition if you haven't yet
>>44573698idk what spoons is but sometimes i hear the self hating trans streamer i watch mention that she worked at spoons while transitioning so that means she understands the pits of transphobia (in the context of saying transphobia is made up and not real)
>>44573698i wish I could love a pork chop, but I've never had it righti do like fry up materials though i want bacon on a mortons roll right nowmaybe sausage as a treat>expensivemy salmon habit desu im trying to be better its so good for you i feel but they want me fucking fat, shitting my pants, dead
>>44573713im a girlmoder just suicidal
>>44573713I’ve been trying for two years. Nothing works
remember bombay badboy pot noodles, my dad used to stock them up, just lotta bombay badboy pot noodles
>>44571241hey guys I lost 30 pounds now I only weigh 440 instead of 470 :D
>>44573700oough that sounds yummy maybe some day...>>44573698:D its funny cuz most of my clothes r black or brown or earth green but i do like a bit of colorand i like the way those rubbery coats look idk its just so visually interestingthe one i got isnt like thatidk, i was kinda tempted to look at the shops and consider getting myself some other clothesmaybe a dress or a skirt, a cute sweater or smthbut i didnt, im trying to be a lot more intentional abt buying clothes because i have made the mistake in the past of just falling in love with stuff and buying it and then not rly wanting to wear it that muchso now i just buy stuff that i feel like i rly need
i should loose 30 lbs
>>44573714spoons is short for wetherspoons which is a chain of low-budget pubs all across the uk. they have a reputation for a... more conservative clientele partially because the owner is famously super right wing and used to put booklets of his writing in the pubs but also partially because the low price point makes them working class establishments which has its own baggage that's none of my businessactually totally unrelated to the term greasy spoon which is like... our equivalent of a diner? but they're much smaller and obviously the food is different. they're like a type of café
I should gain ten pounds
>>44573720Why are you suicidal?
I've lost 40lbs and I'm still fat.
>>44573741£1.80 for a pint in spoons cant be beatenIll mingle with the farage lot for those prices
>>44573746brain problems
>>44573717for me its black pudding and a. oh god. i hate saying it in writing it always sounds weird i don't want to abbreviate it cause that comes across performative but calling it by its full legal name is so clinical. a Potato Scone®. and lots of ketchupliterally... its depressing the moments of being reminded that like. health is a luxury good. BUMMER>>44573720Dont be suicidal anymore. okay>>44573727it doesn't work like that there's no external thing that's gonna come along and make you a woman that's just not what womanhood is. it's something you have to actively choose and live every day
I’ve gained ten pounds and I’m still skinny
>>44573766doing my best
i remember when passgen was up once and got taken down but not before some of the attentionwhores who posted there got banned before they got any replies so when it went back up a bit later they ended up getting no attention at all haha that's what they fucking get
>>44573729do they not exist anymore? i was never about the pot noodle for some reason i think the flavours just weren't super appealing to me>>44573735wise.... yeah it's good to be super intentional with clothing for sure. i have a lot of old stuff i need to donate soon... but then the things you find these days don't even last, right? its so sad emotionally investing in something that falls apart in two washes. aggravatingbut i dunno my style is all over the place it's hard to pick things that work well together without pidgeonholing yourself, right? i couldn't deal with that i need to constantly be shapeshifting>>44573757oh no absolutely don't get me wrong this is a pro spoons general. just dont make me eat one of those fucking pizzas i refuse to be gaslit
>>44573773thats what matters!!! i think it'll all work out
>>44573749I mean yeah I'm still a fat fuck but I've undone the bad habits and I want my old body back. Yeah sure there are a few tranners that like fat ugly bastards like me but they are few and far between. Especially since I live in the corn hellscape that is Iowa.
>>44573790the result won’t matter 100 years from now
>>44573673Does churrasco mean something else there or something?
>>44573795don't you find that kinda comforting? im kinda excited to be forgotten completely one day
The lion wants to get handsy and kissy with a tranner now that he had his steak, two beers and a snickers ice cream bar
>>44573809i LOVE those snickers ice cream bars
>>44573809the lion sounds fat
>>44573783The worst thing about those pizzas is they dont slice it. They're not a bad inclusion in those 3 for £12 plates
How do I get pregnant?
>>44573800unsure
>>44573812So good>>44573813The lion thinks you're being terribly rude
>>44573828thats valid too>>44573820the not slicing it feels personal. like it feels vindictive
>>44573825I inseminate you every day for as long as it takes.
>>44573766black pud is fine to say idk if the americans are up yet. just say marag dhubh if you're worried, enjoyers understand. idk how the fuck she did it, but my mum used to make it so that the black pudding would literally spread on the roll... FUCK. my shit always so crumbly but goodPotato Scone®... now that is clinical, it is my pet name for her tbf>literally... its depressing the moments of being reminded that like. health is a luxury good. BUMMERTRUE. I feel like the easy part is cutting out snacks, but as soon as you want a decent dinner, it's stuff that expires in 1 second or it's 5 quid for like, two bites. thank the lord for only a little expensive chicken breast>>44573783i think they exist just let me mourn thoughi grew up with no international section so it was always pot noodle (okay) or super noodle(torture)idk if i could handle the badboy now but it's nostalgic, it conjures a longing within
im sad and scared and lonely
>>44573843I don’t think that would work>>44573855Twins!!
i ate a salad
>>44573870performative
>>44573865>I don’t think that would workYes it will, don't knock it 'till you try it!
>>44573872Okay. Fair enuf
i dont want to eat anything but im hungry
I’m hsts>>44573884Twins!!
>>44573871i didnt take a picture tho
Bronya do you wanna get wankered on wkd and smirnoff? Spoons have a 3 for £6 offer
>>44573888>I’m hstsThat's so hot baby
>>44573884do you have any corn cobs
>>44573897unfortunately i do not
>>44573847oh my godddd that sounds so delicious fuckkkk.... there's nowhere left to get a roll here im losing my mind i need to get out of here. horrible vision of a cross-border couple where he calls her his little potato scone and she calls him the butcher of cullodenits the age of the express supermarket right people have been shopping more and more frequently for the past few decades... i wonder what it all means. the expiry dates are SO short these days. that shit stresses me out so much i can only eat that shit if im cooking it same day im crazy paranoid. i like shelf stable its better for my fraught nervesi used to really like super noodle as a kid like i was obsessed with the chicken ones but i tried them again as an adult and they were literally inedible. i wonder if they changed the recipe or if my tastes are just that different... but the pot noodle was a real cultural moment right like it was everything. they had merch! the pencil cases!
>>44573855What's got you scared?>>44573889This is my job. I'm the most performative chaser, stay in your fucking lane smough
>>44573889you still posted about it LARPER>>44573893please dont mention alcohol in front of me right now i am in the foetal position on the bathroom floor. i didnt even drink that much its this fucking GLP bullshit
>>44573904my appearance and being in public w/ my body
I wonder if they know I’m a boymoder or if they think they’re attracted to a man
>>44573915>amazing looking water for a GBA gameGolden Sun mentioned WHOO
>>44573920im half assing a playthrough of dark dawn right now which is honestly the only one in the series i gaf about
do you fw me
>>44573910Oh, that stuff. You look good though, I don't think you should worry about it. Easier said than done I guess>>44573915Look at this water
>>44573923You're dead to me. 1&2 are the best games in existence.
>>44573915more water
>>44573928Yeah you’re cool
>>44573928YES!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish you could fw yourself 1/100 as much as i fw you>>44573929it makes me think of those tiktoks of people going to the caribbean and dipping mango in the crystal clear sea water. it looks so delicious >>44573932i just never got into them properly... i think it's cause i'm playing them on an SP that isn't backlit so the graphics are kinda difficult to process visually>>44573935This is do not want to dip a mango in
i wish i never transitioned and became a marine elite warrior with stocks and a family
>>44573915Pichucore
>>44573938>i just never got into them properly... i think it's cause i'm playing them on an SP that isn't backlit so the graphics are kinda difficult to process visuallyThey're so good you should definitely focus on them.
>>44573934Why the boymode?
>>44573941I wish I transitioned at age 15
>>44573949why not just wish you were cis if were living in make believe land
>>44573910listen im going to say this exactly once i don't do this ever because it just pisses both of us off but let it be known that materially, putting our relationship aside, i find you to be very beautiful. and maybe that's just to do with like differences in beauty standards and things like that i do know that things are very different in america to how they are here and also like. it is a stupid thing to want to be beautiful. but let it be known!
>>44573947because that was from 6 months hrt
wwyd if you were a cis woman?
>>44573934a girl who's gonna be okay
>>44573955You went back in time?
>>44573951Because I’m not as smart as you
>>44573945they're so pretty especially for the hardware like they're insanely technically impressive!!! idk im wondering if i should see if they're better for me emulated if i use a good shader or something
>>44573954maybe its because i live in a liberal urban city on the east coast I see very attractive women everywhere all the time
>>44573902>horrible vision of a cross-border couple where he calls her his little potato scone and she calls him the butcher of cullodenfeeling almost /pol/ about this ngl this is on par with some of the worst raceslop i've seen good job, im illwhat the fuck is going on where you are no rolls? the asylum is mistreating you like fair you are irredeemable but give the woman a roll>its the age of the express supermarket rightyeah... I should really just go to a fucking butcher its disgraceful, but everything is right there you know? I get ideas looking at these shelves. I mean you can also get that shit delivered easy too, it's such a bad habit thoI mean you can freeze stuff, but i have a bad habit for freezing shitloads of stuff and then just buying more "fresh" stuff for no reason. I do love a preserved meat though yeah, smoked stuff is so good for that.>i used to really like super noodle as a kidthat tracks lolI think you just have a higher tolerance for nuclear shit as a kid. I feel similar about peperami like its objectively gross shit meat even the smell puts me off, its a specific smell i swear its not just pepperoni, but those red ones were always the meal deal regular... they also had a shit ton of merch, weird phallic rubber men I want him back
wwyd if you were a cis man?
>>44573968Could be if you're not just gaming under a desk lamp like I did with my original GBA. Replayed them on a modern handheld retro gaming console with some shaders and it was awesome, they're so gorgeous. And the music is the best.
>>44573964yeah i guess i think so
>>44573906go kill yourself. i also ate roasted potatos
im scared
>>44573996Me too, someone really needs to stop pichu travelling back in time like this
>>44573998i don’t want to suffer
another day of playing video games
I’ve failed to fall in love. I must remain single!
i succeeded in falling in love. i must kms
>>44574026Just wait until you meet me.
>>44574037You need to hurry up then!
>>44574023How can you be bothered? I'm trying but i cant be bothered
be wary of rick
>>44574052oh c'mon, what's so bad about me recently? I've learned my lessons and have been reading stoic philopshoers and self-improvement books. I'm trying to be a better Rick
wwyd if you had too many friends
I just realized. I’m just a man in a skirt
>>44574066Works for me!
>>44574061lmao this is hilarious. idk if this is the real rick or just parody
>>44574066I mean that's not true, I've seen you and you're cute. once someone starts to look so feminine, you're functionally that way I think. like a cute gorl
>>44574071Ur gay!
*Nuts in a man who is wearing a skirt* I'M STRAIGHT!
>>44574073can you explain what's so hilarious about me trying to be a better person? HMPH!!
>>44574080For you babe!
>>44574078Rick? Is that you? Can you stop using ai?>>44574081It’s gay actually
>>44574078rick can you post the version of this with the big tits
>>44574048https://youtu.be/rqFBr9w5UbY
>>44574029what's your favourite type of cheese rick?
>>44573968
>>44574094yes it's me rick, I'm not going to use a tripcode anymore because I'd rather be anonymous for a bit.also no, I like AI and use it in my workflow. sadly I think in 10 years all digital artists will be replaced by ai. sniff sniff
Me while plapping a tranny: >GET GAY PREGNANT GET GAY PREGNANT GET GAY PREGNANT
>>44574091Thanks!>>44574107You don’t have to use ai…
>>44574104I really like swiss cheese on my sandwiches. why...? cheese like stu?>>44574098I tried, I need to download a local model for this. the online ones wont let me edit it in funny ways.>>44574120I'm not a fan of ai taking away artists jobs and the fact that most videogames and movies will use ai in the future is depressing but it's just the way the industry is moving
Pichu has some of the most gorgeous glizzy glompers in cg
>>44574140You can resist using ai. Don’t be a sheep. It’s bad for the planet too
>>44574145Good morning pretty girl!!
>>44574113corny
>>44574154https://voca.ro/1fmXDYQIVbfI
>>44574143Dawgy, Rosewood, LB, Bronya, Clown
>>44574158Decent list, but LB and Bronya wouldn't make mine
What are glizzy glompers?>>44574156I love you!!
>>44574155Don't tell me you didn't pop a boner
glomping is when you run up to someone and hug them
>>44574179Glomp me stu!
>>44574168https://voca.ro/1oagJQpiry4X
>>44574147Unfortunately nearly boycotting AI by not using it is not enough. What needs to be done is organizing and because the data centers are built locally we actually have an easier time stopping them so we need to show up and protest go to city council meetings and make our voices heard. It none of that works then redacted
>>44574184ok! *glomps u*
glomp on my knobalhamdulillah
>>44574193That feels so good baby
>>44574140no you had a different one with massive honkers you’ve posted it before
>>44574191I know that but not using it is the very least someone can do. I don’t expect most people would go to the effort of protesting unfortunately
>>44574200your poor ribs tho
>>44571241I don't they're gross, and are indicative of an obscenely undisciplined mind.
>>44574222Someone secretly loves fat guys!
>>44574106cute nails...
How to fall in love?
Getting a little beer drunk with my tranner gf and talking about her special interests before smashing face and gay sex
>>445742197/10 Americans are against data centers being built in their communities so it’s actually a very populist issue and when they are announced lots of people who don’t do anything politically come out in opposition to them. There is a tremendous revolutionary potential in their opposition. I agree not using it is the bare minimum but let’s be honest boycotts don’t work it’s not enough
has anybody seen rick?
>>44573972LITERALLY LMFAO i was writing it thinking i laugh at how weird and oldfashioned it is when people in here rage against interracial marriage and then i get an invite to an interdenominational wedding and suddenly im burning crossesi need to learn the art of the freezer i've only lived places with the really tiny ones built into the fridge... its a struggle even fitting a pizza in thereoh my god i forgot the pepperami man. where is he now. is he still getting work. i need a reunion episode>>44573974Go to the clubbbbbbbbbb>>44573975the music is legendary for sureeethose handhelds are fashionable lately they seem like pretty nice devices>>44573987you roasted them?
>>44574255Indeed. I have no argument>>44574257I have!!!
you're all my boyfriend and none of you took me on a date for qixi festival btw. just because neither of us have ever celebrated it doesn't mean you're allowed to just ignore me
>>44574269*sprays you with a water hose*god shut UP
>>44574269I'm so sorry baby girl, how can daddy make things right?
the worst part of using henna as hair dye is not getting to do the brooklyn blood pop hands thing in the mirror
>>44574269Sorry! I didn’t know I was your boyfriend
henlo i m backi would like to try english breakfast some day
>>44574275Order me a pizza>>44574274bites at the water like a dog>>44574282you didnt even know... my heart is breaking...>>44574283its pretty good the hate is so forced
>>44574285Sorry boynya
>>44574297we're so yaoi
>>44574261But if we have an argument we could have make up sex after
>>44574300Get your gay sex fantasies out of here!
>>44574259no. IDIOT
>>44574301I’ve never done that
>>44574285hate? i thought there was consensus that it was good
>>44574285>Order me a pizzaExtra sausage?
can i get a pizza with extra small sausage
>>44574313I don’t think I would argue with you much so we can just pretend and use the opportunity for the sex
Any chaserbros wanna frot in front of bronya?
happy nose friends saturday
>>44574333:D this is so awesome
>>44574321My sausage is extra small>>44574323Oh! Fun!!
>>44574257Shot dead in Tel Aviv
>>44574343What was he doing there?
>>44574324No
>>44574339can i get a chaser sausage instead
>>44574333i have a spiked nosenose friends!
>>44574369Small chaser sausage coming up!
boyfriend who gropes my tits constantly
>>44574384How did you know I like doing that?
>>44574384Your tits AND ass.
>>44574333Do NOT show this picture to bottom casing 18-20 year old chasers
goodnight asexual anongoodnight anon who wanted to be on this listgoodnight pichugoodnight cibigoodnight mamogoodnight rickgoodnight ornsteingoodnight smoughgoodnight wulfim
>>44574401goodnight
>>44574383yayyy :D
>>44574401goodnight. im smough and bronya is a faggot
Forgot image
Any real men here?
Trying to do a funny bit for my tranner gf but burning my chaser sausage on the sizzling hot cheese on the pizza and she needs to blow on it and kiss it to make it better
the winter war was awesome so many dead soviets
>>44574426What’s up
>>44574389because i have very nice grabable breasts :)>>44574394whatever works for you!
>>44574438I’m gonna have to see them so I can confirm what you are saying
>>44574305gay sex is over. its no longer possible>>44574306im idiot im idiot im idiot>>44574316oh really?? that makes me happy idk i feel like people tend not to like the food from this part of the world>>44574318every sausage they've got...>>44574324thank you for trying anon </3>>44574401goodnight E
>>44574453What an original reply
Blobby Shmurda - Gock Nigga
>>44574324not with you, not in front of bronya. go frot against the radiator on max heat
>>44574414Im a faggot
>>44574454haha lol. keep insulting yourself. now take uour clothes off. now get on your hands and knees. now lick the floor. now apologize
>>44574436Hey babe!
>>44574468No my shows is on. Pandora is getting married
>>44574454sumeimasen nyanya it never occurred to me that my brit hate had victims T~Tits just so easy to make fun of stuff like jellied eels...
>>44574426Is this a "He wont make me go 50/50" or rather "he is masculine and he has a penis & a pulse"
>>44574487Brokie detected
>>44574476now watch tv
>>44574458You like my rizz don’t lie
>>44574481LMAO no i do think it's real and valid. i also hate this shithole country and the shithole that's occupying it. i have never eaten a jellied eel. but i love all foods they're all a story of a context and a way of living...
>>44574500Totally
>>44574487I was just joking about how chasergen seems to have so few chasers
good morning. will today be the day i get my big gock tranner gf who is ok with dating a 34 year old virgin chaser?
>>44574498Watching tv
>>44574514No, you're going to get cockblocked by me, a young man of merely 32 years
But fr tho! Who pays on a date?
>>44574514NO!
>>44574526why do you want to gockblock me?
>>44574528me. regardless of who went on the date i always have to foot the bill. i am single handedly keeping the birthrates afloat
>>44574259>then i get an invite to an interdenominational wedding and suddenly im burning crossesrach would never understand, there's only a thin veneer of hatred over his heart, he will never be a chud >i need to learn the art of the freezer i've only lived places with the really tiny ones built into the fridge...tell me about it, the bottomless box back home is literally god to me, this fucking shite fridgefreezer combo is the bane of my existence, but here's a trick, it lets you know when you need to defrost some stuff and actually get off your arse and cook it >is he still getting workI hope so, they even gave him his own game I'm pretty sure, we need a podcast where he talks about atrocities >pizzaI feel like there's some form of hypno going on here you keep mentioning it and now I want the greasiest slice possible, I'm thinking about oil pooling in the pizza-nucleus, trans women are a distant memory
bf who is fine with buying me twizzlers every single day
>>44574505that's a deep thought :Di would say gross foods make me depressed for the same reason
>>44574454Can we hit the club next week to find a cute twink or musclebro and you order us around for your entertainment
>>44574424Image. I need a new gimmick. Bronya what should my new gimmick be? Many such gimmicks.
>>44574515you always do what i say. good steve
>>44574471Hi cutie how is your day?
>>44574547i thought u were going to sleep :p
>>44574528I'm a feminist, and I always pay half but I won't see a guy again if he doesn't at least like ask
anyone seen dawgy?
>>44574453ok :) https://files.catbox.moe/vcswi9.jpg
>>44574555Flossing and brushing atm cibigotta get that (You) count up before bed
>>44574536You must be rich!>>44574552It’s been fine. I haven’t ate anything though and I’m hungry>>44574556This is reasonable to me
>>44574543>musclebrouhhhhhhhhhh
>>44574573very hygeinic!
weird as a guy i always pay for 100% i'd feel weird asking a girl to pay for half
I'd feel perfectly normal going 50/50 with anyone, I'm not made of money have you seen how it is out there?
>>44574574Hopefully not too reasonable. I posted it to make incels mad. I'm a man btw.
nobody has seen dawgy
>>44574589Mogs you
>>44574537thats real for sure maybe the smaller freezer trains your techniquei would be GLUED to the peppercast. podrami? neither of those are greatgod dont even pizza would cure me deeply>>44574543No i have to study chinese>>44574541thats real for sure...>>44574550i am your steve....>>44574547Homestuck typing quirk
A meal is not that much money to me but there's not much reason for the whole boomer "i pay, you eat" mentality thing anymoreRelics of a bygone era
>>44574574im the rigchest girl in the world
>>44574592nu uh, I mog you, get mogged chasey
>>44574587I don’t think 50/50 is unreasonable…>>44574598Can I have some money?
>>44574572Would grab and grope you have great tits
>>44574609You have to get a date first
>>44574587the dichotomy is crazy
>>44574613Nobody wants me :(
>>44574620you are free
Feminists are all for socialism until you bring up splitting the bill
>>44574593you have no mind. you have no will. you are my steve
>>44574631where's that 18yo anon
>>44574630@bronya your thoughts? Heh, I'd love to see you try to argue against this one
>>44574528I do unless you try to pull some dumb shit like asking the waiter "what is your most expensive wine/food"
>>44574635i dont fucking know. shut the hell up
>>44574641I eat alone the only splitting im doing is paypal pay in three>>44574644Shuts
>>44574580Goodnight for real this time cibi.>>44574593I'll have to workshop my own new gimmick. The geodude gimmick had no legs...
>>44574655LMFAOi still liked the geodude gimmick a lot
>>44574655sweet dreams!
>>44574651So called woke feminists when they have to choose between lining the pockets of thielite demons and not buying treats online
>>44574662im curling up all cozy in the pocket of thielite demons and going to sleep
>>44574543>>44574587>>44574556performative ass moids :skull: :sob:
>>44574658I might have to commission some sfw geodude art. more like picrel
>>44574671I love this image so much. is there a lot of nsfw geodude art????
>>44574574Let’s get breakfast what do you want?
>>44574674I don't really know, but I checked out of curiosity and saw geodude and all his evolutions boning brock in various positions. I want more tasteful geodude art, not that filth
>>44574642But the expensive stuff is the best>>44574676It’s lunch time!
socialism with misandrist characteristics
>>44574651oyoure so closed
>>44574689that sick PERVERT. im calling peta
>>44574697>But the expensive stuff is the bestI expected more of you Ana.
I spent all morning reading rofan smut :3
>>44574706I was joking! I don’t do that. I’m sorry!
>>44574701most socialists are like that
>>44574711Whew, I almost stopped liking you!
>>44574710no one gaf
im eating a lemón sourbet in a lemón>>44574702yea its kinda my thing now
>>44574701We tried that and now abortion is illegal and we don't have enough missile interceptors to defend Taiwan from Dengist state capitalist revisionism. We're post-blackpilled post-feminist Houellebecqians now.
guys im sad
>>44574710Can I smell your jockstrap now
>>44574720If nobody got me I know stu got me
>>44574724Stop being sad
>>44574719You still like me?
>>44574722>we don't have enough missile interceptors to defend Taiwan from Dengist state capitalist revisionism.god blesscritical support for the flawed state of china unifying their land
>>44574733sorry
>>44574735Fortunately yes.
pissing all over this thread uuuuunf
>>44574738you dont have to be sorry!
>>44574739Yay!! Am I pretty?
>>44574737You're not theory pilled enough for my twisted sense of humor. Blocked.
>>44574724Whats wrong? :(>>44574729I didnt masturbate or anything, I only read. As a lady should.
>>44574743so fragrant
I think I'm going to get some pad thai for lunch
>>44574721im going to open you violently>>44574730die
>>44574756I'm actually insanely hydrated today, it was clear like spring water it made me tear up>>44574757why would you hang this in front of my face i am not your cuck
>>44574747You sure are!
>>44574761why cant you just leave me be... why do you always have to change me...
>>44574750leftcom moment
>>44574764Yay!! Thank you!
>>44574752OhCan I still do that though
>>44574661goodnight
