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pancake coded OP
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>>44576548
Actually, I prefer waffles.
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furries are raping me
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Could the trip pic spammers just dump them all now so we can get it over with in one shot and not have to drag their menthol jelly out for an entire thread?
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>but think about the psychologists and therapists and their feelings!
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>>44576565
Many are saying this
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>>44576570
>Why no one look at meee I'm a personality character toooo ahhh
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>>44576534
based
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I'm feeling enormous tonight rolling down the coast going bout 99
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Okay I won't post anymore Starfox, but height differences are hot.
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i think people are mostly confused about how im handling my int bc they never slowed down when attaining their education lol
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>nooo no one else should get attention here especially if theyre not a larp
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>>44576621
you shouldnt try and restart your education.
just handle any ints that introduce themselves to you differently
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>>44576604
thats never 180 and 164 dafuq
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>>44576534
You guys never learn, do you? You have to post hot guys in the OP pic to make the thread go fast
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Bf is often asking me to buy him a MacBook Air. Apparently it's cheaper here than in Brazil. I feel like a dick for hesitating though
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>>44576593
This looks like the, A Fox In Space version of wolf. Good series, you should check it out if you haven't already?
>>44576643
Idk, ask the artist.
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>>44576651
post some then
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>>44576637
Drag poonmurs bf larp getting mogged
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This one will flop. Don't come saying I didn't warn you.
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>>44576652
can you shut the fuck up about this bf, you're too old for the dumb shit you keep posting
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>>44576675
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a problem im seeing is that people arent listening to their ints. you really need to follow their directions.
also, do not lie and say you have no ints that introduced themselves to you in your life. we do not have an int shortage.
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>>44576690
What do you mean
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>>44576696
bf has a nice smile and they seem happy but too small and zoomed to be a quality op pic
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>>44576696
sigh, of course
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>bf has a nice smile
lol no he doesnt
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>>44576652
Give him the ipad
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My ex is a demon. He must be destroyed as soon as possible.
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total furfag death
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Okay so I have a confession to make...

Is it weird that I'm more into the idea of a man dominating me in bed, rather than the actual pleasure that comes with bottoming? In fact I don't enjoy anal sex all that much, I just like the idea of being controlled by a much stronger, hairier man, than myself? Anyone else feel this way?
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I think I will program my own chess engine
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>>44576792
no that's mentally ill.
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>>44576778
Stop killing cute twinks in your art. It's upsetting my penis.
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>>44576792
are you the retarded fem bi bottom poster
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>>44576753
He has a tablet already. He wants the laptop
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>>44576792
I always assumed this was the appeal of bottoming. Anal generally is really uncomfortable but I get off on the submission so much it's negligible
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>retarded fem bi bottom
holy redundant wording batman
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>>44576849
the appeal of bottoming is not having to think because others are making the decision for you
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>>44576860
You are describing submission
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>>44576860
but bottoming takes way more effort and thinking than topping
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>>44576836
Well get him that too if hes a good boy
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I don't need an anecdote binch you need an anecdote... youse bussy smells like goat but mine smells good, he eats like it's made of things like food.
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>>44576856
That's not hot or nice is it. What do you get from twink gore
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>but bottoming takes way more effort and thinking than topping
lol
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>>44576785
the young guy in the first one coud impale me with his big white sword
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>>44576826
Maybe, but I think that everyone who lurks here is at least a little bit mentally ill?
>>44576833
What?
>fem
No, kinda wish I was
>Bi
Nope, women mostly repulse me, men are hotter.
>>44576849
Yeah, this is pretty much how I feel. I suppose bottoming somewhat enjoyable for myself, mostly if my partner isn't too rough with me. But the idea of being dominated + the relationship that comes with a man, is what mostly appeals to me.

I wonder if any straight women feel this way too?
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Why would you cut twink bellies?
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>>44576895
it's cathartic
I wish I were a twink being gored by a hot daddy bf
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>>44576913
C section to get my bebe born!
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nani.. mooshi mooshi... am i cute? o 3o
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>>44576913
because they deserve it
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>>44576924
are you mentally ill?
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>>44576916
Cuddle with a dad you'll feel better
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>>44576735
objectively he does. you don't have to hate on him in totality only because you hate the idea of the guy he is dating, you know that right?
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can any other canadian explain why Mr pancakes and Piggy are fat? i've never seen fat Canadians before except ton here on here..
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>>44576924
Shiza just moistens noticeably
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>>44576939
I've never seen piggy. Wasn't horror Canadian?
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>>44576913
fun fact
I've been cut open before

>>44576935
ew
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>>44576856
>>44576916
Paige my brother, get some help.
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>>44576927
If they're naughty, grab their belly and jiggle it or stick your finger in their belly button.
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>>44576962
chicanoshirt
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>>44576964
they don't have bellies and not all of us have belly button fetishes
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>>44576978
Go back dawgy
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nasty gunky thread thank god i spent the evening screening a film for my family instead
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>>44577002
You have to screen films for your parents? Why?
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>>44576996
>40 year old man still thinks of himself as a high school rebel
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>>44577011
Dawgy to a t
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yes i am a gay man
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>>44577025
Every black man needs a strong white woman. Hi
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>>44576913
to remove their boyvaries?
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>>44577010
extended family is over and we have a projector and a white screen hooked up to the wall, we've been watching polish classics with english subtitles for my cousin since he doesn't speak polish fluent
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>>44577019
>no u
lol
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>>44576954
piggy would always post the weight loss sale pic of him gaining weight...

i forgot all about horror and don't remember where he was from, he looked scandinavian
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>>44577038
Oh that's wholesome sounding. We used to have big family get togethers like that in my family. Everyone got booze bombed pretty early though and movie watching wasn't a part.
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>>44577038
>my cousin
how old is he and is he into men
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>>44577047
He actually has npd I think. I realized that last night. He's a very weird guy.
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>>44577050
Maybe it was Ireland or Britain idk. Miss that guy tbf. He didn't seem that bad.
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>>44577059
s s s sounding ssssooouunnndiiinggg
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>>44577064
10 years my junior not that thatd stop you you disgusting nonce, go leave some flowers on your brothers grave you scum
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I cry your mercy—pity—love—aye, love!
Merciful love that tantalizes not,
One-thoughted, never-wandering, guileless love,
Unmask'd, and being seen—without a blot!
O! let me have thee whole,—all—all—be mine!
That shape, that fairness, that sweet minor zest
Of love, your kiss,—those hands, those eyes divine,
That warm, white, lucent, million-pleasured breast,—
Yourself—your soul—in pity give me all,
Withhold no atom's atom, or I die,
Or living on perhaps, your wretched thrall,
Forget, in the mist of idle misery,
Life's purposes—the palate of my mind
Losing its gust, and my ambition blind!
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Anyone else likes playing chess?
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>>44577082
ugh I could never sound, it looks so painful plus I can't touch my thing anyway
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>>44577084
is his hole hairy already? hes almost 15 and ripe for the taking in poland since thats the aoc
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>>44576985
They don't have bellies?
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>>44577084
Actually my post was this one shithead >>44577059

Kys pig
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>>44577084
so he's like 15 which is perfecty legal in Poland?
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need bf >.<
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modern culture is a rat king
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>>44577077
I was more turned on before I saw that it said "former" GOP. I need me hot republican man in my life, not a basedboy beta liberal.
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>>44577111
not enough to jiggle. twinks are like skeletons
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Great, I forgot that 4chan censors onions. Now I look foolish.
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>>44577152
Goddammit I thought a "0" would help... Now I look even more foolish.
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i dont think me sharing selfies will make this crowd acknowledge me as a gay man.
i dont think sharing selfies will even make people on here acknowledge me as a not imaginary person
not like many people think im a real person to begin with, but like i guess its the effort that counts, right
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>>44577140
Maybe I'm too inclusive with my definition then. Seen too many skinny but soft zoomers lol
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>>44577169
lol that doesn't work any more?
onions
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>>44577174
share hole or gtfo
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>>44577112
w/e youre still a creep
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>>44577199
he posts from multiple platforms so he can chose when to show the (you)s btw mobile and laptop
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My hole is so tight and hairy
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>>44577236
tell me more
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>>44577059
laptop
>>44577064
mobile
>>44577075
laptop
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i love watching you guys lash out at random people because you're paranoid and stupid
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>>44577249
>5'7
>140 lbs
>hairy hole
>24
>5 inches cock
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>>44577233
it really doesn't matter I don't care about the individual cells of the cancer in this thread
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act like a stupid normie 4channer
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>>44577275
perfect bottom
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>>44577199
Keep begging winona for sex big ounce I'm sure she's going to fuck you some day
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>>44577296
But what if his cock is cut? :(
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>>44577233
That's what you do yucko you no life gutter faggot
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my hole is so fright and scary
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>>44577313
I am uncut and have a bush
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im eating a bowl of watermelon rn
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>>44576792
that's normal for a bottom. they are generally lowly creatures that yearn to be put in their palce
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>>44577316
>no u!!!
pathetic old man
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>>44577313
i'd throw him in the bin
>>44577328
but he is not so yay
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>>44577308
i know you think sexual harassment on an image board is a great substitute but we can't all be this deluded and starved methy
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how do I approach a guy who seems interested in me and I get gay/bi vibes from without getting beaten up
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>>44577351
Get her jade
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you have fantastic hair
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>>44577365
me talking to the hairy hole bottoms on grindr
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>>44577351
As you just showed you can't tell which posts are mine, Polish brained tranny retard. So how would you know what I post? I know you're 600 lbs and would crush winona under your butt cheek like the remote control you sat on 3 years ago and still haven't found.
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>>44577365
thanks I use dollar tree shampoo conditioner body wash 3 in 1
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npc sjw that is a sjw on 4chan
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>>44577365
oh thank you i loterally look like angela jolly today
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>>44577328
Good for you anon. I Hope you're happy in life
>>44577346
Oh :(
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>>44577382
>As you just showed you can't tell which posts are mine
well yeah you're anon? has the retardation reigned so long you think this is an admirable skill? stop fantasizing about my big juicy pussy, good night
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you too howard, you really do have fantastic hair. thank you.
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you guys really know to butter me right up.
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well im malding so why should i feel comfortable sharing selfes on 4chan
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foreskin
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I’ve been so busy and tired lately
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>>44577532
it's because you're not posting hole
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>>44577532
post swollen feet
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I'm FTM and got to finger this 5'7 120 twink and I'm gonna see him one last time and try to eat his ass. He's so beautiful. Nobody believed in me but I thug this shit out.
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>>44577416
Man baby accuses an innocent person, gets mad when he's wrong news at 11
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I wish I looked like the kusuriuri from mononoke
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>>44577565
post hole
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>>44577565
Is it wrong to lead grindr poons on with the whole "yes bro I see you as a dude" only to dump loads in the poonussy for a week long on and off pump and dump leaving her impregnated?
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>>44577565
Hawt
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Is everyone having a good day this fine Saturday? I went to the bar with some company, and had some pizza too earlier today.
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I fucking love Cam Skattebo so much
This is no lie one of the hottest men who ever lived
I need him to impregnate me.
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im not a rugay im a mr sheffield gay
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>>44577622
what does his hole look like
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>>44577600
shut up Xanthippe
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>>44577565
I find some FtMs cute but I need the dick
where's the billionaire pooners paying for dick growth technology?
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Not even a Jewish constructed machine can long withstand the power of my brain. It took a while to get to, but victory is mine.
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>>44577600
Nice. I am about to order lasagne.
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>>44577633
wtf is the point of a pooner with a dick
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>>44577633
if a ftm became billionaire and invests in researches for phallo technology, he would save them all.
sadly, a lot of current billionaires are transphobic so they dont care.
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>>44577689
everyone should have a dick silly
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>>44577632
I am not Xan, quell this intolerable behavior, you loathsome reprobate!
>>44577656
I've always preferred ravioli. But nevertheless I hope you enjoy it. :]
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>>44577532
What is this shit? Agp wall?
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>>44577689
cause its 10x hotter
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>>44577633
Yeah I think that anyone who fucks with FtMs is at least bisexual.
I'm pretty happy about it though. He grinds on my groin and acts like I'm fucking him. Super cute. I feel like I won't get to have this again though, he's my one in a million. Like a shooting star.
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>>44577532
This is kinda chic
>>44577600
Nothing much just repotted a plant, played with my ahh and watching old 90s movies
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ftm's just want to rape us
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>>44577761
You could've stopped at the plant.

Jimmies so rustled rn
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another day wasted
at least I didn't do drugs or drink
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>>44577785
did you play with your ass
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-JmorZVLag
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>>44577783
>Jimmies so rustled rn
Idk what that means but sorry ig
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>>44577818
He's mad you had gay sex with yourself
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>>44577790
not yet

>>44577809
he got his wish, how lucky
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>>44577847
don't put off until tomorrow...
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>>44577843
Loveless ig
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That guy from the discord doxx didn't accept my linkedin request :( I'm going to die alone and unhappy
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>>44577881
Great album
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>>44577806
he's so fine
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>>44577710
Do you like manicotti Mr. Seal? I can get quite stupid for manicotti. Tell me about your pizza. I like many kinds, but my go-to is always extra cheese, extra sauce, pepperoni, sausage, green pepper, onion, mushroom and black olive.

>mfw I just called back when I saw they had deep-fried mushrooms to add

That heart attack is as good as mine.

Its ok, I was done with it anyways.
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>>44577883
I don't accept people without a photo either, if you aren't willing to be vulnerable yourself, fuck off.
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The sun, the moon, the stars; all bear my seal.
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>>44577843
No, I was already mad. Its just nice to have a reason.
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Oh you pretty things, don't you know you're driving my boner insane
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>>44577932
Saved. Winona really should share with all of us if she's going to tell the class about her sex bussy
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>>44577761
Oh neat, the plant thing I mean not the other thing. What kind of movies? Personally from the 90's I enjoy movies like, Leon The Professional, Shawshank, Terminator 2, Fight Club, Truman Show, Pulp Fiction, etc. I could go on.
>>44577919
>manicotti
Yeah, I like it more than lasagna
>pizza
Honestly, whatever really. Cheese, pepperoni, margarita. Im not a fan of mushrooms though or hawaiian pizza.
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>>44577333
holy trips of truth
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yeah ur right i do look young bc of my size so im gonna keep looking young
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winona looks fat
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Leon The Professional is kino. If you look past the "pedo shit". Which honestly wasn't that bad, although I would prefer if there was less of it.
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>>44577941
lol

Nothing I love more than a good harlot shaming.

See also: >>44577643

Nothing I love more than exercising glaring moral hypocrisy. I'm so full of judgment right now I could burst into Gregorian chant and King James invectives.
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>>44577973
Makes my d fat
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yeah ur right i shouldnt bully trannies out of trannydom i should just leave and find a boyfriend that isnt a tranny to begin with
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>>44577958
I like romantic comedies. rn I'm watching sleeping with the enemy. Julia Roberts is so pretty
>>44577973
Shut up. I don't!
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aw cute date night, fuck your hole then watch romcoms
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omg forget I said anything can't share anything here
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>>44578054
I disagree and you're a horrible person for thinking so
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you can share hole pics
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>>44578037
Do you imagine you're Julia when you're thwacking your boy pussy
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>>44578037
The only romance movies I could say I really enjoyed would have to be, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, and La La Land. With La La land having probably the best soundtrack I've ever heard from a movie. Seriously I cannot tell you how many times I've listened to the album. I hope you enjoy your movie.
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>>44577958
Its odd; I like Hawaiian but never order it. I do very much like Chicken Bacon Ranch sometimes. There is a supermarket nearby that has a pizzeria that is oddly better than most others and they make lots of strange pizza creations with broccoli and cheese and chicken that are always super tasty.
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what reaction did you expect out of me after you announced that youre racist?
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who is she talking to
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>>44578111
I didn't know you were black tbf
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meow
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why is he so wet
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Um that's IQ sweat pouring out of his distinguished genius brain that runs hot because it's figuratin' facts that you can't even conceive of.
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>>44578107
You certainly have a very diverse food pallet. I must admit, that I can be a little picky sometimes when it comes to vegetables, although I do like broccoli which I've heard a lot of people typically dislike. Unfortunately I must be off, because I have something that I must do. But I hope you have a good night (^_^)v

Oh, and one more thing. Tell me will the spice flow tonight?
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>>44578095
I saw Eternal but not the other two; I mean to see La La sometimes.

I normally can't do romcoms but Intolerable Cruelty cracks me up every time I watch it. Perhaps I relate too much to Herb Myerson.
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>>44578177
It already has lol

Have a great night Mr. Seal! Enjoy the weekend!
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Spreadying jeb cottaged cheese thighs on the bagel that is mine hole <3
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did u guys figure out im a seperate entity from Debaser or not
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>>44578111
i expected you to show hole
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>>44578220
Yeah you actually make me prefer him lol
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>>44578095
none are gay enough, stop watching breeders
watch these to become a well-rounded gay man like myself:
Different from the Other (1919)
Michael (1924)
Sex in Chains (1928)
Lot in Sodom (1933)
Fireworks (1947)
Song of Love (1950)
I Vitelloni (1953)
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>>44578243
Do you play bass?
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haku is just a pretty boy
zabuza is definitely gay for doing that!
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The black guy has to play bass or spoons or something
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>>44578255
that's not me pictured but probably could play bass
i can play guitar, piano, and the harp
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>>44578191
>Intolerable Cruelty
Haven't had a chance to watch yet.
>>44578204
<3
>>44578243
Okay fair enough. But to be fair I had my eyes on Gosling the whole time. I've been meaning to watch Brokeback Mountain, Heated Rivalry, and Call Me By Your Name. But I haven't gotten to it yet... I'll look into your movies later, even though they're older than what I usually watch.
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protista man keeps telling me hes hot even though i havent seen him before
i think i should do him though since apparently he made it so there are no other cis gay men left on earth except for me
his power
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let's talk about how color ruined film
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>>44578291
Oh nice. You sound very talented. Is that guy in the pic you posted a good bass player? Name?
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- wait- he *was* talking about iced coffee, right?
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>>44578306
Sound too. Talkies were the end of film.
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i did not y every cis gay man on this earth!
that was my non animalus man friends!
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>>44578332
K you're schizo and your posts make no sense
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>>44578327
Thank you Norma Desmond...
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>>44578322
Santi Castro
https://www.youtu.be/5i5BRXpBe4U
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>>44578304
Brokeback was better than I expected. Not watching Heated and CMBYN was pretty much what you would expect, maybe even less.
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>>44578340
You are most certainly welcome
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it's such a travesty that indian guys usually stink and have a goofy accent because a lot of them have gorgeous cocks that i would love to suck but i just can't take them seriously
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>>44578369
Veechus roomers
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>>44578369
you can just date americanized ones that don't stink
i feel like everyone's judgements is based on the non-westernized ones
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watching a true crime youtube video of a guy who beat the fuck out of his roommate and killed him and their dynamic was 100% abusive housewife
they even interviewed the guy who died's sister and she describe him as basically the murderer's little house bitch
why does that arouse me
they were old and ugly but if they were young and hot it would be so fucking hot
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>pratice sucking dick
>go outside for a break
>light in a line-of-sight house comes on
>some silhouette imitates my movements
>didn't have the lights on
>only laptop
>embarassed af
>the window bilnds did not blind as much as thought
So either the neighbor would like some action or I should move far, far away.
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>>44578399
all of the ones near me are recent immigrants but yeah second generation ones are fine
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>>44578369
I was talking to this tall, muscle twink Indian this week and he was quick to inform me that he was from the Delhi/north region and that Indians from everywhere else are dysgenic shit. He was very emphatic about it. Like he was the Indian version of Goebbels. Kind of admired his ethnic confidence. For a moment I thought he was going to suggest camps and gas chambers.

I guess its like that everywhere though. Mexicans have some geographic rivalries. And Puerto Ricans and Dominicans are always at each others throat for some reason. And I haven't met a Central African yet that didn't hate every other black on Earth if not especially American ones. Fun discussions.

Ah, diversity...
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>>44578353
Thank you!
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Don't mind me, I'm just posting the best gay romance movie ever.
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Sixteen deep fried mushrooms down.

Two lasagne wedges to go.
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>>44578429
the real indians twinks who practice hinduism usually smell good, it's a requirement of the Vedic text to irrigate your holes and clean yourself everyday (in the morning and at night) and to practice Basti (enema therapy) regularly...

same with Muslims, they are required to do Istinja (anal washing)...

so if they smell you should definitely tell them to practice what they preach
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>>44578409
Once I did a striptease for a stranger on cam. Then went out, and noticed that you could actually see through my window. Nobody told me anything though, so I hope no one saw it, since it was late.
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I can't tell if Jack Neel is a self parody or if he is genuinely an empty suit with giant television hair.
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>>44578528
It's late here too like that happened at midnight. What kinda creep watches some private show on a saturday evening?
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I like to hide feta cheese under my foreskin for bottoms to find.
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i hear an ice cream truck in the distance
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>>44578629
that's just your hookup letting you know he's near
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>>44578629
My local one plays The Entertainer or Love Me Tender on the little speaker.
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i wonder if my birdbabies are bullying people yet by calling them ugly and flying away
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I'm like a gay bird
I'll only fly away
I don't know where your car is
I didn't steal it Greg stop lying
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>>44578513
The food must flow, into your mouth.
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carmela was a shit person too i hate that it all gets put on tony
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i guess im just the wrong person then
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How big does a cock need to be to be considered a "monster cock?"
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>>44578829
7 in the straight world
12 in the gay world
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>>44578734
lol
I will probably save the other wedge for tomorrow and now turn my attention to a coke float and some chocolate candy. I tend to gorge on Saturdays. But since I will have to get out of this recliner and pause my vidya, it will have to wait a few minutes for my center of gravity to settle downwards. Otherwise l wont pick up enough speed when I lunge forward to break inertia and crash backwards into the chair and through the wall, leaving me on my back to wiggle my feet in the air, flailing my hands helplessly at anything to grasp.
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kinda want my next relationship to be with someone who doesn't mind being recorded
we'll upload our life to TikTok and YouTube everyday
and become that gay couple everyone fawns over
people will pay us to keep our relationship
a community supported relationship
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>>44578864
Same I'm sending talent scouts to China to audition potential bfs for my gay influencer lifestyle channel. They're searching the wet markets for Xi Cum Lad as I've chosen his screen name.
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>>44578847
Aren't there just a handful of people on earth with a 12" dong?
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stop being silly
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>>44578898
Yes and there's millions with a gaped hole. 12 inchers are kept busy drilling like busy worker bees.
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>>44578915
i can't tho I'm both gay and retarded
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https://www.youtu.be/9xnnGiDsgbA
https://www.youtu.be/BMvZenptGAk
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Someone tell tex to come visit. I miss him
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>>44578948
tex didn't exist, he was AI
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>>44578898
I don't think its that few. Ten inch is apparently less common too but not like so rare to be a circus freak. https://i.4cdn.org/hm/1787442239409814.jpg
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>>44578973
I mean he did look too pretty to be real so I'm not surprised
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>>44578898
I don't see how any study on dick sizes would work, the largest study only had 55,761 participants. 4 billion men on this planet. There's probably someone out there with a 2ft monster for all we know.
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>>44578974
ten inches is like one in a million lmao you guys watch too much porn
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stop posting my bf here, that's super creepy dude.
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>>44578916
Sounds like monogamy Isn't allowed for them.

>>44578974
>head and shoulders
Yikes. Imagine having a bad scalp and leaving parmesan flakes everywhere.
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bottoms will laugh at you if youre dick isnt at least 6"
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>Imagine having a bad scalp and leaving parmesan flakes everywhere
yeah that was my first thought too so anyways
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>>44579018
lucky for us they have no idea what an inch is
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he's my gbf now it's over between you two
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i dont plaster social media with me and my bf content >.<
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>>44579013
It's a requirement that they cheat and bottoms know this and settle for it anyway because big dick
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>>44578615
>>44578528
Just checked with Google Earth its the home of childhoof friends of who I know the parents and siblings...could've been worse, possibly, and given the slender figure...
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>>44579023
Noon
>I'll only fuck 9 inch Chad tonight
5 pm
>A 7 inch Chad tonight
9 pm
>*Getting railed by a 46 year old divorced dad with a 5 inch inside of a 2008 Chrysler Sebring*
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midwest farms literally get paid federal money to not grow things
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>>44579160
I could not grow things too. Where's my check?
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I may not shock you with my penis or wow you with my body or impress you with my mind. All I can promise is the guarantee of completely unpredictable hair trigger violence and random swings between weeks of total neglect to periodic delusional jealousy, captive day long interrogations and finding sharp or heavy objects stuffed in or around furniture with no explanation.
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panhandler
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Bros? Is a shorter man allowed to top? I don't mean short or tiny, I just mean smaller than the bottom
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>>44579362
yes you heteronormative idiot do you think the short top is just going to explode or something when he sticks his dick in???
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>>44579046
dont fact check this
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u tellin me a top knows how to douche?
kek. i'll believe it when i see it. would you risk putting your penis in a first-timer? ever popped a top's cherry? now i'm curious
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dont shay
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youd think bottoms would be fine with getting painted a lil with how much they do it to us
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>>44579362
all vers gay are the same height of course, any height difference would make a power imbalance and thats problematic
or you can be a little fruity rebel breaking the 5th commandment that requires the person penetrating to be taller than the person receiving
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>>44579160
immigrants literally get paid to start fake businesses that don't do anything
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virgin nosexhaver here
does kissing during missionary require the top to be much taller than the bottom
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>culling wild horses
>flooding market with imported beef
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>>44579642
No
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grr
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>>44579645
Ok just one more chance big ag you rascal you
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>>44579645
in Asia a lot of people have chickens outside of their home and kids learn to kill and skin them for dinner
we've all become too lazy
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need a bf who can hunt
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yeah youre gonna make family heirlooms built around a hatred for me thatll last several generations yeah
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obsessive is so ugly
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I hunt bussy. We can get McDonald's after the hunting and stabbing session
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>>44579754
i don't know what you're talking about babe
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lets trigger northerners
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>>44579709
I'm not liverpudlian

>>44579719
trump is feeding you horse meat
calling it now
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>>44579805
British people eat jellied eels and spotted dick and blood pudding. It's not the great depression anymore.
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>>44579830
british people are genuinely repulsive as fuck, oi mate you got a bo'le of watah i dont know how to say it im not shitish
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>>44579845
Pub culture where they're drunk by 9 am so they can get through breakfast of beans on toast (invented by a drunk person clearly) and sausages that look like they escaped the sanitation department.
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>>44579830
That stuff is gross and I've never had any of them
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>>44579875
they’re so proud of their breakfast and it’s fucking trash. it’s insane that they’re almost as fat as us on that garbage how is that worth killing yourself with diabetes for
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>>44579877
What do you eat?
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He's thinking
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brits should be the thinnest people in europe the biggest brit should be ariana grande’s size it would be considered torture to feed a gitmo detainee 3500cal of british food a day
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listening to anything you want to share?
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>>44579875
What you got against beans on toast?

>>44579920
>>44579928
It's a bit of a broad question
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>>44579934
https://youtu.be/SlbVgjFvE3I
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>>44579934
https://youtu.be/GlU25gnXS_w
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>>44579934
about to go see Toad the Wet Sprocket with my dad lol
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i dont think protista man looks like living light like he foretold and im not even sure how i would have sex with a being like that
i think hes more of a cloud person
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You have real mental problems.
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>>44580054
like i think the living light is something else entirely and supposedly something thatll happen in the future (light turning into a living being)
hes a being that lived(or lives) in clouds so maybe hes more corporeal and not like an aura? bitch ima needa wear sunglasses to fuck something like that..
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>>44579947
If you asked me I'd say eggs, chicken, veg, fruit, beef. I try to eat whole foods and limit processed foods but i succumb like every one else to dry pasta or a frozen burrito now and then. Breakfast is eggs and oatmeal. Protein shake replaces lunch most days. Dinner is chicken or fish with whole carb and vegetables
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new:
>>44580126
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>>44578513
>>44578863
I hope you get a chance to see this video when you wake up in the morning? good night and sleep well.

>>44580383
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Jeez



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