>be me, straight ftm>meet mtf through my community college>I'm the terminally online autistic self-conscious type>she's a grass-touching normie>studying to be a hairdresser>refers to herself as a doll>zero exposure to 4chan-adjacent trans subculture>we have a long conversation where I spaghetti out and tell her I'm insecure about my appearance because I think I look like an foid>"nooooo you're handsome you're totally serving trade.">I didn't think anyone actually talked like this in 2026>she says I look handsome and offers to give me a makeover>I go along with it>she cuts my hair and we go shopping for clothes at a thrift store>end up looking the best I have since starting transition>she tells me I'm "slaying">start to develop crush on her>afraid to ask her out because autism and I don't want to come across as a rapepoonwhat do I do? do you think I have a shot?
>>44579751>do you think I have a shot?Is she into guys? If yes probably>what do I do?You gotta ask her out, otherwise you'll never know.
>>44579751does she think you might be gay? the way she speaks almost sounds like she's treating you like her gay best friend
>>44580013No hsts just speaks like that
>>44580000how do I ask girls out? I've never done it before.>>44580013I don't think so? when she gave me a makeover she joked that she was doing "queer eye for the straight guy."
>>44579751Just tell her that you want to watch a horror film and have her cuddle up to you. And fuck her afterwards.
>>44579751>totally serving trade>slayingAre you sure she likes boys?is she even into men?
>>44580000Is she into short guys without cocks you mean
>>44580399I'm worried she's not into men period
>>44580419Oh then you may have a chance!
>>44579751It was written by an mtf. You have no shot brother. Nice honey pot thread attempt.
>>44580443Oh you think I'm op lmao....
A passing hsts tranny and a non passing ftm pooner do not mix.
>>44580459Yeah!
>>44580520No I'm just passing by and OP's lady friend sounds zesty
>>44580557That's good for the poon, if the tranny hated vag then she wouldn't have a chance
>>44580469This. If she likes cock its doomed to fail eventually. Even if she says otherwise now, later she will just get depressed
>>44580651Zesty + girl =\= attracted to ftm btw
>>44581310Yeah she has to be kinda gay to like the poonah, seeing as she'd be dating a woman with a vagina
>>44581747wouldn't it still be straight then? either he's a man and she's a woman, or he's a woman and she's a man.
>>44579751Used to be that only MTFs got this sort of autism but hey gender equality is pretty big in the big '26
>>44582167No the tranny is really a tranny while the pooner is a confused woman (typically not on T or is waiting to come off T in 2 years)
