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>>44580126
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male pretzels
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Are zoomer pubes as thick and curly as their broccoli hair? How musty? If I scratched and sniffed would it be musky or fishy?

Asking for a friend.
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>>44584482
My pubes are curly but my hair is painfully straight. Also if there's a smell down there it's because I haven't showered in a couple days.
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>>44584504
nasty bitch
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mmm extra dumb and horny teen meat treats with big heavy balls
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>>44584488
hot
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>>44584504
If you shower before I go down in you, I will throw a tantrum.
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I wanna be a daddy so bad bros.
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>>44584515
I'm trying to do better. The issue is that I don't have a job right now so I don't go anywhere and if I'm not concerned about that I just forget to shower.
>>44584527
Gross.
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>>44584523
cum on my feet
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which could mean a number of things
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black socks are kinda hot
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tipsy
>>44584559
What if we kissed
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>>44584536
>gross
Generally speaking all five of the human senses will play a part when it comes to human attraction.
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Twinks are kinda hot
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>>44584588
Especially the ones in House of the Dragon. Hnnng.
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bitch i have nothing to say to your stupid ass
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Australian dads
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https://x.com/DissidentWire/status/2090494726445379674

looksmaxxing bros... not like this...
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OMYSWEET LORD I dream of waking up and having a mouthwatering delicious COCK JUST LIKE SHIZAS TO GOBBLE UP. ID SUCK IT GET HER HARD THEN BEG BIG DICK DADDY SHIZA TO FILL ME UP
ID LOVE TO FILL ME UP. SERIOUSLY WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT LOVE TO SUCK ON HER DELICIOUS MUSHROOM HEAD
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White Nikey socks are kinda hot
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>>44584632
highkey
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I'm just gonna reply to you right here. I'm not gonna tag you. How do you like that huh?
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>>44584632
so brave
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>>44584649
fuck you i'm gay
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why am i hard
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Sometimes I see a twink or a young male of such fine looks and I think to myself “yep I’d eat his shit without complaint”, and then suddenly I remember why I hate the concept of attraction so much
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>>44584670
bipedos everyone
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yeah its leftoid to lurk 4chan but rightoid to post on 4chan
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>>44584670
PIGGIES GET FED
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>>44584678
Sometimes I wonder how many people just sit here staring at the screen with their mouth wide open and not posting anything
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teen butt muscle
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>>44584571
it would be like enroth after the sword of frost and armageddon's blade clashed
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>>44584710
BOBER
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>>44584724
W-what
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>>44584712
weirdly arousing
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>>44584731
the whole planet went boom
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>>44584741
Imagine trying to thirst trap in khaki shorts also
>shaved chest
Pedocore
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warcraft 4: the goyim's crusade
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>>44584594
Post them
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>>44584775
i think he's hot
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If our dicks had smell receptors, would you guys still have anal sex? Honest replies only please.
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>>44584712
how do you let yourself go so bad?
halfway through from normal to this the mere sight of food would make me nauseous
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>>44584712
crazy work
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>>44584798
YES it would be even better then it is now...
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>>44584623
Bandit is so fucking hot, idgaf.
>>44584798
I'm a bottom so idk. But I wonder if scented condoms would help in this scenario?
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>>44584798
if it were so we would be nearly extinct regardless
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finally got a wee bit of writing done
not much but it's more than nothing
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>>44584798
I don't know I did have breakfast this morning
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genocide isnt war at all
genocide isnt murder
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stupid bitch keep on complaining about everything i do
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>>44584825
What do you mean by "we", do you mean humans, or homosexuals?
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>>44584860
umans
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>>44584860
he's misogynistic, he's saying vaginas stink bc he hates women and has severe vagina envy
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genocide is when somebody begs you to kill them.
people dont wanna be killed when theyre murdered.
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Mad work how I'm the "masc top" yet I'm way more needy and this faggot is so fucking aloof at times I'm sat getting frustrated wanting their attention like some bitch every day
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Erm my bawls hurt after edging the hole day
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>>44584887
>people dont wanna be killed when theyre murdered
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>>44584828
I miss bionicle
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>>44584898
tops are dogs, bottoms are cats
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>>44584898
go fuck someone else it will heal you
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I AM NOT A POET
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Erm did orihime really just fucking die kurosaki kun you imbecile you were supposed to save her and impregnate her with your bwc
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>>44584878
I doubt it, we'd probably evolve to like the taste of vaginas. But anal sex would be difficult until scented condoms become a thing. Like vanilla flavor or whatever. I wonder if the AIDS epidemic would have been significantly mitigated in this scenario, because everyone would have been wearing condoms?
>>44584828
I never got the appeal of Bioniles, I always enjoyed legos more as a kid.
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there are billions of holes out there, none of them are special
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>>44584904
yeah they were really cool
I played the janky browser game too back when I was a kid, I really liked Bionicle
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>>44584898
You may be masc in appearance but not in aura sis. There's a difference.
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>>44584925
Clock them holes.
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>>44584922
Bionicles were lego
And the appeal was they were badass
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>>44584922
no thats not how that works youre tacking on more evolutionary alterations that are not a part of the original hypothetical fuck you
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ninjago >>>
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>>44584955
What if we hugged
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in hindsight, it's funny that my favorite Bionicle was extremely phallic
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any of yall hoes seen nyphomania?
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>>44584944
I meant minifigures, yeah you're right.
>>44584946
How come? In a hypothetical scenario where our penises have smell receptors, I think it makes sense to consider the evolutionary differences that would exist compared to our current world. I mean if us humans have existed for like 3 million years, don't you think somewhere during that time we'd evolve to like the taste of vaginas? Otherwise we'd probably go extinct since most animals typically enjoy sex.
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nymphomania*
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>>44585017
>don't you think somewhere during that time we'd evolve to like the taste of vaginas?
straight men are already like this retard
you know how you love the smell and taste of cock? that's how straight guys feel about vagina
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>>44584992
ok?
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>>44585025
nta but it’s not universal for sure
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>>44585027
Just asking luv
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>>44584712
If he has good hygiene I wouldn't mind a cuddle. Bellies make cuddling comfy. I like rubbing and jiggling them and playing with belly buttons (if it doesn't bother the guy)
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youtube.com/watch?v=SiJUw5xC_FU
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>>44585004
my phallus has less fins
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>>44585031
show me one gay man who doesn't like the sensory experience of cock
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>>44585034
ok!
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would you want a closeted bi bf who is really eager to please?
and is okay with kissing in public
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>>44585042
no i meant straight guys liking the smell/taste of pussy many don’t are there really no gay tops that don’t like sucking cock
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>>44585049
sounds contradictory
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>>44585025
No they aren't lol. Not every straight man enjoys "eating pussy" to begin with. Sure pretty much all of them enjoy vaginal sex, but that's different. I don't know for sure, but I imagine most vaginas don't even taste that good to begin with. It is pretty funny how heated this argument is getting, given what it's about?

Also consider how fat people exist, ask yourself why? It's because food tastes good and releases dopamine when you eat it, so most likely in this scenario we'd experience the same taste feeling but in our dicks at the smell of "pussy".¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>44585055
>many don’t
I never would've though, that's really weird
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>>44585058
err ok
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>>44585049
>and is okay with kissing in public
so what if your dad sees you? what if your dads coworker sees you and tells him? you would be done for gayboy
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>>44584785
it doesn't matter what i think about him but if I was him i would look into suing the poster for harassment, stalking, and aggravated harassment
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>>44585076
>so what if your dad sees you?
hot ngl
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genocide is more intelligent than murder to me bc it takes being a listener to commit genocide and usually it shows posthumously lol
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>>44585076
if they ask who my bf is then i'll tell them but i ain't gonna go 'out' of my way to talk 2 them when i'm on a date. typically couples want privacy
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>>44584992
you'll find out who has the bigger tits
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>>44585049
Bi guys are side hoes. They're not boyfriend material sis
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mini squeak
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>>44585127
winon is flat
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>>44584830
What was it, I want to know what sex would taste like? Would it be pancake flavored? :3
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What would you do if I was attacked by a pack of viscous dogs? Would you save me and then would we fall in love?
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>>44585140
she would be after you got on top of her
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>>44585152
BUNNICULA IS COMING O_O
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Every top deserves a bottom, and every bottom deserves a top.
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>>44585152
i would go against common decency and not extend any sort of help to you xd
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Girl dinner
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>>44585167
you're a furfag?
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>>44585140
>winon is flat
Yes but it sounds kinda mean when you say it
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>>44585156
dont threaten her with a good time
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i don’t know how cdc manages to make such bad posts so consistently
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>>44585164
NOOOOOOO
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>>44584488
sauce, pliss?
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Yeah we need more original, funny, thought provoking posts like >>44585202
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>>44585180
Nah, I just like Fox and Wolf.
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>>44585202
he's in his own world like other posters seem to be
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>>44585233
>original, funny, thought provoking
No one has ever described gaygen with those words
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>>44585176
I love Buldak. Personally I prefer the Korean BBQ flavor over the default. And the Rosè is MUCH better than the carbonara imo.
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if ai edited images of myself bald, bearded, super hairy and with a rugby player kind of build (muscular with some fat) make my dick diamonds, what does that say about me?
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>>44585123
you cant lie about committing genocide. the wishes of the victims do become more apparent after they die as most people do make such wishes apparent before they die.
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>>44585243
He's not even on meth like slayslay
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>>44585271
that you're weird
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>>44585271
i think every gay man imagines this at some point
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god I wish I had a Germany bf
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hello boss! i am a miss big aluminumuh
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I just saw Keith Urban on the beach. I didn't know he had an australian accent, why did I think he was an American country boy? Also I didn't realize he was in his late 50's he looks around 40 in real life.
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Do we prefer older Jeb or twink Jeb?
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>>44585315
>in his late 50's
sex
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hai
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Get yourself a bf that appreciates your cooking.
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>>44585253
Mmmm
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we need more original, furry, thought provoking posts
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>>44585331
I liked the video he posted of himself sitting on his bed talking. He has a cute gay retard voice. People look sexier being themselves than trying to look sexy imo
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>>44585353
did you order these online i thought you were in the U.S.?
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processed junk, east asia
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>>44585370
link?
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>>44585358
um no theyre too arousing
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>>44585372
I got them locally.
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>>44585331
having talked to him on discord he seems mentally unwell, he should probably not mix drugs with his pharma meds
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>>44585352
Mine loves when I cook for him
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>>44585271
>what does that say about me?
that a bald, bearded, super hairy and rugby player type build makes your pengis happy
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>>44585387
He deleted it
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Need to cum in his ass
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homophobic trade divorced dad bf
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>>44585409
lmao sure jeb stop trying to make yourself relevant
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>>44585152
i would stand and watch as they take turns mounting you, filling you with cum until your belly bursts
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>>44585395
That's what you get for sleeping with a lot of men. Just like it is for women, the more sexual partners you have the more psychologically unstable you become.
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>>44585331
current just needs to train arms a little bit less for my tastes
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>>44585429
he's had sex with more girls than guys
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>>44585429
>gay man pretending he understands women bc he can parrot MRA talking points
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>>44585424
>link?
>actually i hate him
well ok
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>>44585447
watch jeb become a daddy before university is over
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gm bros
https://litter.catbox.moe/8s8fkqd2wixn8r3q.jpeg
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>>44585487
very suckable
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>>44585487
bye yucko too brown
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im supposed to be an agp bisexual vers (hypermasculine phenotype), why am I still such an anxious dependant
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>>44585487
so pretty owo
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>>44585509
He's the one angry at jeb too. Moldy bottoms that have no sweetness to them should be thrown in the dumpster.
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>>44585511
Tranny
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>>44585509
that's not yucko, that dick is too white, he's shown his dick before and it was brown, also yucko doesn't dress like that
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>>44585520
>>44585534
LOL holy obsession all it takes is one mention and she starts foaming at the mouth
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>>44585353
I used to have an asian grocery store near where I live. But tragically they went out of business. So now I use Yami to get asian foods online. Do you have a favorite specific ramen noodle or brand?
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>>44585534
where can we find brown yucko dick?
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Do you guys think methy is the only one that doesn't like yucko? I personally can't stand either one of them.
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>>44585454
I'm bisexual.
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>>44585530
im ftm
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>>44585558
it's actually neither of them, it's the one known as cooper, "the entity".. pretending to be multiple posters and getting you to hate them
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>>44585420
what kind of brain worms cause someone to look at goofy-ass goggles like that and say, "yeah, that's what I should stick on my face."
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>>44585487
Show ass
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>>44585567
oh so you're naturally retarded
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>>44585557
i saw it once on unsee but didnt save it. it was brown and uncut like 6.5-7" average thickness and not curved or anything
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>>44585581
they are sunglasses, goggles would go over them
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>>44585575
Ftm don't have agp
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>>44585599
6.5"? i thought it was maybe 5.5-6" max
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>>44585599
dick detective post a pic or fuck off
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Is it harder to be a conservative top, or a conservative bottom in your opinion?
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>>44585580
I believe that too. But it's sad and kind of funny people think methy is always here if someone is complaining about bucko.
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The leify wiboner flirting hour is hereby replaced by smelly brown samefag hour.

You been told!
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>>44585551
>Asian food
>it's just processed food
buy ingredients and make actual food
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>>44585652
fish cak
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>>44585650
>nooo you took my chance to erp away
lol loser
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>>44585650
whatever gworl
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I'm glad Nick Fuentes keeps aging horribly, he's truly disgusting in every conceivable way.
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>>44585679
wrinkled liver spotted & rheumatic claws made this post
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type shit methy zerks off to while picturing shiza
>>44585213
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evening /brit/
im eating some blueberries in milk
missus would go mad if she saw me eating this
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Why are all the t girls into bnwo
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and you posted this why?
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>>44585703
hot
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>>44585703
ew
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>>44585703
I seen that I posted in that thread because someone was coming for my brand
>>44585710
Pretending he dont do this shit cause he wants to be a le pretty girl instead of a rotund greedy fat boy
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>>44585709
agp
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>>44585722
>someone was posting as pancakes in a chaser thread
huh i wonder who? hard call
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>>44585652
That looks absolutely delicious. Is that an udon type of ramen noodle? Here's a pic of one of the many ramen dishes that I've made. I believe this one was those Ichiran noodle kits you can get online. Of course I added a ton of other stuff to it.

It's pretty cool if you made that, did you make the broth and noodles yourself?
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>>44585732
Definitely s*ayer
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>>44585735
yours always looks good.
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>>44585703
He does have a nice ass lmao
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>>44585735
stfu xanthippe
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>>44585735
Oh you're the based ramen poster. Tempura too. I remember you! This pic is sexier than any other pic itt.
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>>44585767
shut up yucko go cry to your ugly bf about it lol
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sneezed and extremely crippling pain spread in waves through my arm's muscles, weird
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Buckos bf reimagined as a chihuahua makes me laugh because he really does look like a rat he has that rattish white boy look to him
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>>44585795
You're either having a stroke or probably just muscle atrophy from not exercising enough.
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>>44585795
>im fat
WE KNOW
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>>44585805
and really dumb looking bug eyes with half closed eyelids like hes on fent
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>>44585805
Forgot to turn your trip off for that one
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>>44585735
that looks good yeh
I made the broth, the noodles were packaged
I could try making them from scratch though, I'll look into it
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>>44585788
Are you retarded? Not him. I posted in the cord with caip/xan and know he's a predator. idk if anyone else that i used to talk to posts here still. Sam died, skunk is a cunt, sissy was eaten by crows
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Make me a ramen and bring me a tranny with a woman's ass and you can be my Sunday bf
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>>44585833
Sam died? Samuel from Colombia?
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>>44585805
>>44585822
did I miss the pics getting posted? i only saw half face
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>>44585823
Aw damn woops
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>>44585808
yeah i been slackin
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>>44585854
Erm
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>>44585845
Spiritually he never returned desu
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>>44585767
Forget to go off trip? Well now I know who started this nonsensical "sealposter is Xanthippe meme"
>>44585785
Yeah I'm glad you enjoy my ramen creations, and the tempura is a great addition too even though its deep fried and makes me fat Σ(-∀-;)

This particular dish was of a different type of ramen. It's not the Ichiran, I could post it here if you're interested?
>>44585830
That's cool you made your own broth. I've tried making my own in the past with beef broth base, and I could never make it taste good. Ive also heard making the noodles are pretty time consuming.

What kind of broth is it, pork, beef, chicken, vegetarian?
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>>44585865
Oh well hope you do have a stroke you're a fucking asshole anyway
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>>44585879
Mr pancakes is the entity
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>>44585881
So he's still alive. Idk why won't you faggots speak directly like men. You have shit in your brain. Fuck off
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Shiza just sitting at home in ha pajamas all day w black dusty feet
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have you ever been scouted by an agency?
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>>44585886
ima have me several quick strokes all right
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>>44585882
Yes! You can post anything you like, you're a good poster and welcomed addition to gaygen. Your ramen looks very pretty
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>>44585907
im in socks cuz it was cold today actually
and i never wore a pajama in my life
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>>44585912
To a swedish trans woman that yerks off to agp shit. Weird arc you're on maiq
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>>44585900
Get the stick out of your ass i think it turned sideways bud
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>>44585923
Sorry hunni I don't eat sushi strictly beef ijbol
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Let's kiss and make up
Let's kiss and make up
Let's you and I
Kiss and make up
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>>44585882
>What kind of broth is it, pork, beef, chicken, vegetarian
dashi
it's made from kombu and katsuobushi (seaweed and dried bonito flakes)
for vegetarian you can use shiitake instead of katsuobushi
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>44585921
beats looking like the punic/carthaginian votive mask mocking child sacrifice victims
>>44585925
insane projection skills
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oh myy goossshhhh shizas stinky soxx KYAAAAAAAAAAAA *faints*
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its one thing to be a miserable sod that jerks off to the idea of posters in some retarded thread and its a whole another demented thing to think youre not alone in doing that, some twisted shit that
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>>44585959
Actually no u
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would you squeak a squeaka?
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>>44585984
i want to make out with her smelly feet while she posts and plays her video gamed
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>>44585959
Erm im gorgeous I can even gogo dance
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Stopped drinking alcohol every week so now that I do drink it makes me so eepy holy shit fell asleep on the busd
>>44585925
>maiq
Haven't heard that name in a while
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>>44585848
:-)
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>>44586018
the leg XD
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>>44585913
Thanks, I meant I'd share where I bought that particular noodle from? I'll post anyway. Even though they're currently out of stock in The US. It was very good, and had kind of a peanut butter flavor
https://www.yami.com/us/en/p/2-servings-nakiryu-tantanmen-thin-noodle/5021151161

>>44585954
I've tried dashi before in the past, I think you boil it and use a colander to separate the broth from the leftover fish right?
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Leify/shiza is not even gay (they do not have gay sex) and is actually a weird type of tranny incel
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>>44585992
What? The stroke is making you sound biboomish
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>>44586019
you're from the old times of gg?
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gays and troons and mass immigration
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>>44586036
basically yeah
I might try to make some udon, it doesn't look too complicated actually
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>>44584495
>fishy
wtf does this actually happen? i thought only vags smelled like fish
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>>44586048
if you're too retarded to have this conversation why start it
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>>44586021
its a cute photo
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>>44586021
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how am i supposed to help you, genuinely, like in relation to all these bitter tearful posts
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>>44586048
I noticed that too. Not the first time.
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>>44586045
Poland has a super attractive gay community and he looks like he's grandma moding. What's he hiding?
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>>44586018
but you want to introduce little underage animals to your explicit lifestyle to damage their psyche like you were damaged as a kid?
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>>44586059
I'm smarter than you are. I don't have c cup tits because a monkeypox furry from England told me to take hrt lmao
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>>44586090
Erm THE PAW PATROL IS MY FRIENDS they are there to support me
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>>44586096
i cant have this conversation 20th time in a row
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>>44586052
Good luck with your cooking then. I feel like you're out here making brick oven pizzas, while I'm making frozen pizzas and claiming to be a real chef. (-ω-;)
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>>44586070
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>>44586096
LOL SHIZA: SCALPED
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>>44585735
I'm imagining the size shape and color of your farts after eating this and woooow. *tugs collar*
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>>44586113
you can do it too! making food isn't hard
I did have trouble dialing in a proper pasty dough, and completely forgot to write it down somewhere so I'll have to do it all over again some time lol
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>>44586117
I dont like the unnaturally white teeth in this picture look odd they look like veneers or turkey teeth... did he edit them whiter then they really are irl i hope so...
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>>44586058
if you let cum sit and marinate it starts to smell fishy
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>>44586096
>I didn't take estrogen to get my tits, I just ate until I got them naturally...
how you sound
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>>44586067
Ik it’s a meme cope for one guy but idk why this pic is genuinely making me irritable. i think its because ive always wanted photo strips/characatures with a boyfriend and have never done something like this :( :/
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fdzfdfggh
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>>44586107
Ok I'm done. Collect pokemons and more chins or whatever your hobbies are.
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it is a well fashioned trap for my autististic self i have to say, im very pedantic when it comes to correcting the record, anyway, are you winning, is this everything you had hoped for? i hope you're at least somewhat entertained, truly
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>>44586144
well you say that but i know when i casually reply to winona tomorrow you will be malding once again lol
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>>44586144
His hobbies are warcraft and erm being ugly...
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>>44586146
Its ok i woulde taken the yass shots as well if a hot chaser told me to in my teens
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>>44586139
I'm up to 70 pushups a day i have no tit fat left
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i will never take the blackpill, it's retarded
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There's a delicious sushi that tastes so good you poop yourself and people still eat it. It's scary how unhibited and free some people can be... Not like me.
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>>44586154
Yes yes defend your woman maybe someday you will get to be translesbians together or when you die your "spirit" will go into your sexy girl spirit body since you are totally a girl and not spiritually physically and mentally a creepy man
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>>44586174
post chest
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>>44586174
strong boy
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How did shiza fall for transgenderism
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>>44586154
Yes very casual big ounce. You've stopped threatening to rape her 9 times a day in the thread. You're really a smooth customer aren't you?
>>44586156
LOL
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>>44586179
read me next cooper uwu
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>>44586166
i mean yeah but it was an unrelated dutch guy but im also sure you will ommit that information next mald cycle because facts are worth less than a quarter here oh well
>>44586179
again i have no idea where you would come up with that without projecting, that is a completely unique sentence you have just written
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the library is open henny
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>>44586189
valerie solanas
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>>44586190
well every bit has it's shelf life, something you might wish to consider
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lare they right fighting over who can flirt with winona? lol
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you guys think clavicular will do the leg lengthening surgery eventually?
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>>44586213
this place is insane and most of the beefs are over things like this (although they usually won’t admit it)
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>>44586130
I'm a seal, so my farts would smell like fish. Also us bottoms try our best not to pass gas to begin with, because it's not very "bottomlike". ( `ー´)
>>44586132
I'll try again, but I usually prefer Tonkotsu ramen, which I'm pretty sure involves boiling a pig bones for a day. which is really time consuming. And also the Chashu that has to be cooked just right, so I usually use bacon instead
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I am surprised often by how dumb as well as fat and rude shiza is i thought ugly people were supposed to be smart or nice
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>>44586223
If you hold in a farts too long it builds up pressure on your prostate and causes you to become cock crazy but the moment the penis breaks the fart seal it all blasts out and due to the poor diet of the average Canadian it blasts poops all over them... Ask me how I know.
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>>44586223
https://www.youtu.be/XrjX_HP8jk4
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Summertime summertime fatness sssummertime summertime fattness oh ooh oh shiza feeling enormous tonight rolling down the coast weighing bout 990
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>>44586213
weird framing, he can do whatever the fuck he wants, hes the one who has a problem with something
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if im mostly attracted to woman but i would fuck troons and effeminate faggots (NOT the hairy ones who look like regular doods), what does that make me?
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>>44586253
a faggot
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>>44586253
It makes you a pedophile since you are attracted to males with juvenile traits :/ sorry...
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Wait what are we talking about?
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>>44586244
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i hate 4chan so much
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this has to be the only gay board on the internet where 30-40yo's are still making fun of someone for being overweight
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>>44586276
methylemelty is having another episode because us talking is haram
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>>44586296
Erm I am 24 and if you cant take criticism for being over weight ie A FOOD ADDICT you should probably not call for the euthanzation of drug addicts WHICH SHIZA HAS DONE
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>>44586296
>30-40yo's
no way, people that age are still posting here
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>>44586253
bisexual
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Do you think we'll ever find out who the Entity is?
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by all means, your advocacy for your continued existence is going great
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Ah yes defend the obese polish nazi
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>>44586276
We're forming a gigi chapter of the 4B movement to further our goals of bottomism and bottom domination.
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>>44586334
Imitation crab meat
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also i personally think breaking balls over fatty status is just fine and funny, thank you very much
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>>44586276
we are in the untucked part of the episode
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>>44586327
i still think it's straight boi
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>>44586327
we already know it's xanthippe/sealposter
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How do I maximize my looks without sacrificing my sanity?
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>>44586346
speaking of where IS marina
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>>44586340
It was real to me
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>>44586361
better question where's santino
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>>44586361
she died from an accident involving her 12" dildo. rip
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>>44586360
>without sacrificing my sanity
You're asking the wrong people
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This is how it happens
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>>44586373
Based and Elie-Wiesel-pilled
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>>44586360
>go to a barber who knows what they're doing
>Wear sunscreen
>give your outfit a cursory thought
>gym?
is what I can come up with on the spot
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>>44586382
he was a bucko larp just like beagle and lukewarm
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>>44586346
Doesn't xan/straightboi know multiple languages like aother certain poster who was a linguist? I see in the archive them speaking portuguese and spanish quite often, languages another poster who was a linguist studied.
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>>44586244
Come and take a bite on the wild side
Let me eat mcfries even if I'm obese
You like your girls on e (Louder, alright)
So choose your last meal, this is the last time
'Cause you and I, we were born to lard
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>>44586416
>>44586420
well...
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So the entity is xanthippe/caip/straight boi/conservativebottom/f for femboy/beagle/santino?
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>>44586321
Methy is late 30s early 40s
Boomer is mid 40
Delta is mid 30s
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>>44586431
Oh my God, I feel it in the air
Chicken legs fried are sizzlin' like a snare
Honey, I'm on bread, I feel it everywhere
Nothin' fills me anymore (One, two, three, four)
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>>44586474
I am 24
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>>44586458
santino posted vocaroos before and didn't sound like beagle, he had a deep masculine voice
https://archived.moe/lgbt/search/text/vocaroo/username/santino/
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There is no "entity". There never was. It's pointless to keep discussing it.

Who was the last hot guy you saw IRL? Did you talk to him?
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Sissy entrusted her Entity files to me shortly before her death as she knew she was being targeted. I can reveal once and for all that the Entity is
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>>44586458
no its you yucko
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does anyone else have a gay friend who always like to call them while their having sex?
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>>44586516
He's sooo powerful if so. Basically running this general and everyone within it like his own sims but still having time to get with an otter/twunk
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>>44586546
bitch please
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>>44586542
Diva doll... He has a cameras in your place.
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so
do some of you bitches not know how to do kegels?
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>>44586516
im gonna be honest. i don't know who that is.
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>>44586560
backpedal faster
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What ever had happened to sissys crows
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>>44586574
>>44586117
>>44586070
>>44586021
The brown guy in the red flannel
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>>44586580
cope harder
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>>44586650
I am yucko and i run this general. I am the entity. All must bow before me including you
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>>44586673
oouuu shii
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>>44586674
>>44586674
>>44586674
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Migrate when ready

>>44586679
>>44586679
>>44586679



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