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Ones I didn't get to last time:

https://voca.ro/1lobwzU4yNIx
https://voca.ro/1avHwVMUQMz6

>>44586488
Please record you brushing your teeth for a healthy amount of time, rinsing your mouth, spitting mouthwash out somewhere of your choice, cleaning the toothbrush, and putting it back where you usually keep it.
Preferably a standard toothbrush, not an electric one.

>>44586890
https://voca.ro/11F2JD3lGm8V

>>44587019
Thank you! I really enjoyed that. It's like ASMR for me, it scratches my brain and it feels nice.

>>44587075
Ah that makes sense. You're welcome :) thanks for giving me an excuse to clean ahahah

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>>44586488
im too embarrassed after spilling my spaghetti with you last time to ask for anything that i -uh- am into, but you should post a vooc of a snippet from that creepy cat comic. thatd be pretty cute

ill let you choose your fav panel to voice

>>44586488
In nature, a lot of animals are gay. Sheep are gay. Cats are gay. Dogs are gay. Humans are gay. In nature, even some animals are trans. Fish can change their sex and reproduce sexually with their changed sex. Frogs can change their sex and sexually reproduce. No mammal can however. Humans taking cross sex hormones doesn't change their reproductive organs into cross sex ones. Taking cross sex hormones and castrating yourself does not change your sex. No trans woman has ever given birth. It's likely they never will. So then, why do humans pretend to be trans. It's because of the Jewish Matriarchy that oppresses men and forces them to submit to women. To let them into every male space. Gay men can't have gay bars, because what if straight women feel "safer" there. Nevermind the safety of gay men who are harassed an beaten by women because of homophobia. Women who get off to yaoi and pretending to be a boy. Women who grope and harass gay men. But if a men tries to enter a lesbian bar. Oh no, you've gone too far. What if straight men feel safer there? What if he wants to grope them a bit. No, who cares about them. It's all about women and the gynocratic Matriarchy. Trans are vessels of misandry and Homophobia. The disciples of the Jews, of Israel.

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>>44587207
https://voca.ro/12R9X2yutEuA
Sweet request :)

>>44587285
https://voca.ro/1oFL94aMe3C0

>>44587450
lolol cuuuuuuuuuuuuuttte

>>44586488
Ten feet twenty the Flower Man
Is waiting for the touch of his hand
Straightening petals out without a plan
Like the every daily
Wish that bothers the Flower Man
Could I do something to make him laugh
Inside my little chamber made of glass
So he lived the

Flower Man, Flower Man
With his heart in the sand
So he stands
To watch the whole wide world
From a can
Way up high in the sky
With the sun in his eyes
Ain't it nice
The life forever for
Flowers

Ten feet twenty the Flower Man
Is waiting for the touch of his hand
Fallen to pieces still without a plan
Yet the every daily
Hope that powered the Flower Man
Would never cower off of its path
Even if broken I am more than glass
So he lived the

Flower Man, Flower Man
With his heart in the sand
So he stands
To watch the whole wide world
From a can
Way up high in the sky
With the sun in your eyes
Ain't it nice
The life forever for
Flowers

More seriously though. Had a dream where I traveled through Japan for a bit and after weirdly easily climbing some random ass mountain, the noon sun that was somehow here at midnight got the most beautiful eclipse i've ever seen. The sun went black instantly, and a small circle of white appeared. The sun's corona was pure white, and from the mountain the eclipse was absolutely ginormous. Then the moon covered the sun. The corona went back to normal colour but they were wild, lashing out brightly and energetically. It was awesome. The eclipse lasted only 10 seconds tho. This part was sad.

>>44588617
https://voca.ro/16joy5Q67C44

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The world is in the hands of a malevolent entity known as the demiurge (yaldabaoth) who keeps us trapped on the physical, material world
The jews are working with the demiurge to generate loosh, a metaphysical substance derived from pain pain and suffering which cosmic beings consume, and the only way out is through enlightenment.

>>44589472
https://voca.ro/1khaJhI8lKBX

can you tell me it's all going to be okay please

>>44589508
https://voca.ro/1fzYPA4OMvt9

>>44589531
mwah thanku

>>44587019
This is comfy, nona can you record preparing and eating your next meal and/or shower?

aeeienahejwkwbwlo bebqowo üñkkjjgæpøgsj fug

>>44587019
>https://voca.ro/11F2JD3lGm8V
You call it the tab

>>44589557
<3

>>44589681
I can, but it will take a while... you will have to pay attention to get a recording of it

>>44589721
https://voca.ro/1jVX1B7aUK7j

>>44589835
Truee

(Going to work now)

>>44586488
ZEEUUUS! Is this how you face me coward?! I am through doing the bidding of the Gods. Come down here and face me now, Zeus!

>>44586488
She lies on the mattress not being raped by her girlfriend. She realizes the absence of violence is almost scarier than its presence. Waiting for something to break.
Isidol’s hand glides across her body, tangling with the rope that intersects her torso. “What would you like to do?”
Vellus smokes another hit of girlchunks and says, maybe just hold me tonight.

Good is not my nature.
Justice is not my purpose.
With a high-minded feeling, death spreads before me.
There is less than no regret for the slaughter.

uwa uwawa awooo

Luck will favor me from this point forward. If there is not a place for me in this world, I will carve one out for myself because I owe it to myself. In the absence of anyone to care for me, I will be there for myself, because we have been together since the beginning, and I need to see where this ends. I am allowed to pursue the life I truly want to live. I trust myself to get closer to my goals every day, while taking into consideration the context of available resources I have at my disposal. I will be my own zookeeper, creating the ideal conditions for life to the best of my ability.

>>44590493
https://voca.ro/1848SpegGqsP

What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others.

A Cup of Tea
Nan-In, a master during the Meiji era, received a university professor who came to inquire about Zen.

Nan-In served tea. He poured his visitor’s cup full, and then kept on pouring.

The professor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. “It is overfull. No more will go in!”

“Like this cup,” Nan-In said, “you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup?”

>>44590684
https://voca.ro/1aJWKY3vO11V

>>44591184
https://voca.ro/13jc5ecDAEnt

>>44591257
https://voca.ro/162oruydX0UT

>>44591291
https://voca.ro/1ehRgtspZOfS

>>44592791
https://voca.ro/1OSkw81PKrHQ

>>44592796
https://voca.ro/10EY5hkp1UoG

A harsh autumn evening
I went out walking
And the wind carried sounds to me, soft and clear

The birds out were singing
And I just kept thinking
I’ve never whistled in all of my years.

What luck to be born to fly
As this speck that eludes the eye!
But, what luck to be human, anyway.

To sleep, and to eat
Having bed and having seat
to have all these comforts every day.

The wind creeps in slow
The wrens in a row
Look down on me from the power line

The sound of wood blocks
Thrown down onto rocks
Make up the woodpecker's rhyme

Is one to contend
Simply to mend
What one has upon the ground?

And just hum along
That sweet sum of songs
That need not a single sound?

It came as did winter’s snow
A doubt, for some, did grow
That they were more than an eulogy.

But resist that downward flow
For if one thing’s true, I know
It’s that heaven is in the canopy.

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All things are nothing to me. I must achieve still mind.
Nothing gets to me. Harsh thoughts and bad feeling flow through me like water over a smooth stone

>>44586488
What I've noticed about being insane is the fact that most people really don't want to acknowledge insanity. You can walk down the street talking to yourself (or little dancing puppets that no one else sees) and people violently avoid eye contact. "Keep walking, don't look at the crazy guy. Act like you don't see him." You become invisible because people just don't want to deal with what they don't understand. Life is too busy to try and stop someone from having a conversation with a roach. And being crazy isn't illegal. You won't even be placed into an insane asylum unless you try to hurt yourself or others. There are a lot of things I like about being crazy, but one of my favorites things has to be the fact that I don't have to be anything that the world expects me to be. If I feel like skittering around on the floor and hissing during a business meeting, so be it. I'm bonkers. If I feel like spouting off conspiracy theories involving THEM or that I will one day become the "master of strings" then that's just to be expected. After all, I'm complete wacko, it's rather convenient.. and fun.

https://genius.com/Carcass-symposium-of-sickness-lyrics lets twist your tongue

>>44586488
sing the yaoi fan girl song

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>>44590255
preciate

>>44593020
https://voca.ro/1cRsWWUTkQia

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>>44586488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNzBQhQIarc
"like i said, kids are cruel Jack, and im very in touch with my inner child (evil laugh is optional)"

>>44586488
Meow meow meow meow meow meow :3

O ole Zip Coon he is a larned skoler,
O ole Zip Coon he is a larned skoler,
O ole Zip Coon he is a larned skoler,
Sings posum up a gum tree an coony in a holler.

Posum up a gum tree, coony on a stump,
Posum up a gum tree, coony on a stump,
Posum up a gum tree, coony on a stump,
Den over dubble trubble, Zip coon will jump.

O Zip a duden duden duden zip a duden day.
O Zip a duden duden duden duden duden day.
O Zip a duden duden duden zip a duden day.
Zip a duden duden duden zip a duden day.

O ist old Suky blue skin, she is in lub wid me
I went the udder arter noon to take a dish ob tea;
What do you tink now, Suky hab for supper,
Why chicken foot an posum heel, widout any butter.

O Zip a duden duden duden zip a duden day.
O Zip a duden duden duden duden duden day.
O Zip a duden duden duden zip a duden day.
Zip a duden duden duden zip a duden day.

Did you eber see the wild goose, sailing on de ocean,
O de wild goose motion is a berry pretty notion;
Ebry time de wild goose, beckens to de swaller,
You hear him google google google google gollar.

O Zip a duden duden duden zip a duden day.
O Zip a duden duden duden duden duden day.
O Zip a duden duden duden zip a duden day.
Zip a duden duden duden zip a duden day.

I went down to Sandy Hollar t other arternoon
And the first man I chanced to meet war ole Zip Coon;
Ole Zip Coon he is a natty scholar,
For he plays upon de Banjo "Cooney in de hollar".

>>44586488
Don’t believe what your eyes are telling you. All they show is limitation. Look with your understanding. Find out what you already know and you will see the way to fly

The only true law is that which leads to freedom, There is no other.

>>44593078
https://voca.ro/1k2MVf5Ez0Kp

>>44593124
https://voca.ro/12gJ2iFCTnY2

>>44593357
https://voca.ro/1fWaUT8j1hFF

>>44594968
https://voca.ro/1dz8X8VeeEOt

>>44595914
https://voca.ro/12B4AjpJVdSD

>>44596832
https://voca.ro/14l839WGkFiM

>>44597336
https://voca.ro/143RCtqjJbSw

>>44597448
https://voca.ro/1dOhcnuj2e7b

>>44599009
Hehe good kitty :3

>>44595804
tysm :>

>>44599482
You're welcome!

Congrats. We checked all your qualifications and loved the way you interviewed with us. You're now part of the team.
Please, be in the office at monday

>>44599169
What a lovely lovely voice.
Ty miss.

I am sorry to trans women for my behavior. I will learn to do better. I love trans women.

>>44599009
:3 beautiful voice

>>44599169
I love you nona. Thank you for existing.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.

>>44586488
"The gene pool lies stagnant, and I am the minister of chlorine."

>>44601332
>>44601590
>>44601859

I come back from work to the nicest replies??
Thank you what the heck ; ~ ;

>>44601248
https://voca.ro/196XmeBfOhQD

>>44601434
https://voca.ro/1lkNQCyUfAAc

>>44601969
https://voca.ro/1ehObis7y77J

>>44602246
https://voca.ro/13mG9sp2BQas

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>>44603508
Stellar work, as always.

>>44589681
https://voca.ro/1aExGBofGnZN

This is me taking my shower! I did NOT realize my voice would be audible through the shower water, I am embarrassed... and I apologize if my sniffling is really loud!

I will probably do one of me preparing and cooking food... oh gosh, this person said eating too. I guess I'll record me eating it too then. That'd be a really long vocaroo. What's even the time limit on these? Let's see. Over 6 hours, that's fine then. I will probably end up recording that this afternoon/evening if the thread is still up, but no promises. Life happens how it happens.

idk if you're able to do it but like a 10 minute asmr esque recording would be nice

>>44604283
I'm not sure what you mean by "ASMResque", as ASMR is referring to a type of physical response to certain stimuli. What exactly would you like me to try doing?

Audio like this whispering/playing with the listeners ear. Idk if you're using just a built-in laptop mic so might be hard

https://youtu.be/0F60VPRiGl0

>>44604428
Woops meant to reply>>44604353

>>44604428
I am indeed using my default laptop mic, so I'm not sure this is possible... I've had plenty of problems with clipping just in my normal recordings.

https://voca.ro/1ivRZQpi3kOD

In testing it, whispering seems to work, so I can do that at least, but I'm not sure what to say or what a theme should be, especially for ten minutes ;w; (also my clothes will be drying in the background sorry)

>>44586488
hi!
Like a creeping mold, the complete reality of your existence threads its way through your mind. Birth, death, birth again. Decay and bloom. A million stitches from a million microscopic wounds you've inflicted on everyone you've ever met with every muscle you've moved and every word you've ever spoken. Your existence hurts them. A lonely soul in a room by itself weeping. It lives for eighty years and then it's gone. And then it's there again. A reprieve. A good life. Love, children, a steady career. Recognition from your peers. Here one moment, gone the next. The worms have found their orifices. Diagnosis. It forgets everything it is. Anger. Rage. Distance. Poverty. The lonely soul is lonely again. Love turns to mockery. It dies. It is reborn. Worse. Lonelier.

>>44604517
https://voca.ro/1i2Ks3nJUc9Z

>>44604548
ah thanks ! u had fun sdghskdgs

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>>44604516
>that vooc
hnnnnnnnnng adorable levels are redlining

>>44604516
wonderful :D just ramble about anything, info dump your favorite game like its a date

>>44605419
https://voca.ro/1dt1PgWft5K9 ><

>>44605782
Oh yeah I remember that game, a classic.
I never played it myself, looks good though, cool style.
I assume if you like horror fairytale stuff you like robert eggers' movies.

>>44605833
Ah, yes!! I loved The Witch! I haven't seen his film Nosferatu but I'm sure I would enjoy it too :)

>>44605962
Yeah they're fun.
Lighthouse stuck with me the most, great acting and visuals.
Good luck with your snip snip prep.

>>44606013
I'll keep that one in mind!
Thank you so much <3

>>44604133
I LOVE YOU TOO <3 !!! sorry to put you through so much work... I really enjoy feeling like I am hanging out in some cool nona's house and we're such good friends we don't need to talk all the time, instead of being stuck with my shitty family, it is just so nice. but also it's like playing with a doll ehehe. I am the stupid ass who made you write a sleepover roleplay too. thank you for the fun threads based voicenona.

>>44606350
Ah, makes sense that was you! It's okay, I understand the appeal. I get lonely too. Hanging out like that does sound nice. And I honestly don't mind the thought of being a doll... there are times I've wished to be a doll. So it's okay. Check back some time later and I'll have posted me cooking, okay? You're sweet.

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>>44606662
ok!! don't worry if you can't get around to it though

Here's one for you:
We are all gonna make it.
We will all be pretty girls and handsome boys
We are gonna get upwards mobility
Oppressive structures? dismantled
It won't be a utopia but it'll be damn well close

For now I must sleep and dream as recovery

>>44608317
https://voca.ro/1gBYhQZtF2aj

Put your hand in your mouth and say "mwahahahahahahahaaaa I am EATING you!!!!! yipeeeeee!!!! wahoooo!!!!! squirmy wormy!!!!! yummy in my tummyyyyyy!!!!!"

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>>44603493
yooooo, holy shit, yoooooooooooooooo. You actually sound like an HR girlie in this. very natural.

>>44608898
https://voca.ro/1exbMT5pvyZ3

>>44609342
That is such a nice compliment thank you!!

can you tell me I'm loved and it's going to be ok.

>>44611001
https://voca.ro/1gT3Y0DalnKx

>>44611029
well I'm crying but this is very nice you have a beautiful voice. have a good night nona thank you

>>44611039
You're welcome anon, I hope you feel better :(

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https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/459916

[ Wishing on a dream that seems far off
Hoping it will come today

Into the starlit night...
Foolish dreamers turn their gaze
Waiting on a shooting star.... ] x 2

But..., what if that star is not to come?
Will their dreams fade to nothing?
When the horizon darkens most
We all need to believe there is hope

Is an angel watching closely over me?
Can there be a guiding light I've yet to see?
I know my heart should guide me but,
There's a hole within my soul

What will fill this emptiness inside of me?
Am I to be satisfied without knowing?

I wish, then, for a chance to see
Now all I need (desperately....)

Is my...star to come?

>>44611053
I will one day

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>>44611066
https://voca.ro/11to1FSHgPbU

>>44611487
WHO IS THIS METAL VOCALIST HIJACKING MY THREAD AHAHAHAAHHHHHH okay I'll do mine now

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As a member of the Otaku family, we usually buy anime dakimakuras. We are all used to calling them wifes. She is the familiariest person for us now, apart from our parents. Every night, we will have a close contact with our wifes, but we must inevitably produce grease and other dirt. These dirt will be transferred to them as we come into contact with the “wifes”.I have bought many pillows. I want to better maintain their cleanliness. So I asked the halodakimakura's sales who I often buy on the site. They gave me a advice whether it is for our wife's long-term beauty or our own health, it is best to clean her once every two weeks. If you want to wash less, you should take a shower every night. Well, do not talk nonsense. To wash the pillow is mainly divided into two ways, one is machine washing, the other is hand washing.For washing machine way:
1. Remove the cover from the pillow.
2. Use a gentle bleach-free detergent in the washing machine.
3. Put cold water in the washing machine, then run the washing machine.
4. Dry it, but do not use the drying function. After drying, place it in a cool, dry place.
5. For stubborn stains, use a bleach-free soap and a soft toothbrush to gently wipe.
For handing wash way:
1. Gently remove the cover from the pillow.
2. Find a cleaner container, such as a bathtub, and add cold water.
3. Add gentle bleach-free detergent to the water, place the cover in water, and brush it clean with a softer, clean toothbrush.
4. After removing the stains, rinse it in clean water. Repeat 2-3 more times.
5. Dry with a washing machine without a drying function, then dry it in a cool, ventilated place.

>>44611066
https://voca.ro/1gUSYqMMLh2G
This is easily the most difficult request I've received so far, maybe pitching it up would make me sound less grating but I'm sorry my passaggio is like this

>>44611596
https://voca.ro/1kP1arxTL82F

>>44611692
Arigato vocaro sensei

>>44606909
https://voca.ro/1nnjh7V3LdYp

Here it is. I hope it's as you like. ^^

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Please and thank you.

>>44613467
https://voca.ro/1cPiD23rsRmQ

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>>44613518
Excellent delivery.