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d*g dick edition
qott: do you have your dog dick out?
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got my squeaktoad out
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>>44592367
man idont even wanna do this shit anymore mang
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daily moder humiliation ritual
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i think that it's over
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millions more moders must mobilize
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heartbreaking op image. let him go you fiend..
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gn moders
goon your brains out to mommy
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rockin out w my dog dick out
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i wish discord's noise cancellation wasn't so good. i want to hear her sleepy sounds...
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>>44592738
good morning hamburgermoder!
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misburgered on the manburger general :(
good morning
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>e-dating
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>squeaktoad
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grok dot com instructions to purge all longing from one's mind please
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just long harder and eventually it will go away
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i long for 20pc mcnugget
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>longing for others instead of just going out and getting them
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Ugh. Me Andy.
Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.
But best thing in whole world? Pussy.
Me love pussy. Soft. Warm. Wet like river after rain. Smell good. Taste better than roasted rabbit. Me touch own pussy many time under fur. Me think about other woman pussy too. Make me grunt and smile big.
When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put face in her pussy. Lick good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.
Pussy number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.
Me Andy. Me love pussy.
Ugh.
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>>44592951
based andy
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>>44592951
literally so accurate
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gn moders
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>>44592367
> d*g dick edition
no i think i’ll sit this mmg out guys
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>>44593472
there are specific “people” to blame for this
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>>44593538
tell us about the bots that secretly control mmg
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>>44593538
cool it with the anti-white racism
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Uggghh I need to be creampie, I want thick creamy white pumped into me.
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>>44594012
shut up agender that’s nasty af
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>>44594064
Nah, it’s a natural thing to desire.
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agender fag i get that you're majorly autistic but come on, your bugchasing ways are scaring the hoes
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Thanks to PrEP gays don’t use condoms anymore. It’s normal for the bottom to get creampied.
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disgusting androphiles get OUT OF MY THREADERINO
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Am I really the only tranny here who is not AGP?
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androphilia was a mistake :(
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I used to be bi but after having no chance with woman I went gay only. At this point my neurons are fused and there is no way I cannot be androphilic ;(.
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gay men are usually androphilic and bisexuality is not real
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>>44594311
Idk if I was able to pound pussy in high school or college I don’t think I turn out 100% gay.
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gincel general
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but i have sex multiple times a week
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I have gay sex does that count
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do you think rock based aliens would have the same sort of anxieties and eroticism about the mixing of bodily fluids and the idea of penetration/breaching/venerating the barrier between inside and outside
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I don't think I can cope with being male
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>>44594855
Troon out
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>>44594956
ive been on hrt for almost 5 years
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i miss andy :/
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the hours before andy wakes up are always the hardest :/
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i will never post mode again bc you all hate me
>>44595574
no you dont
>>44595656
liar
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fellers...
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>>44592367
LOOK AT MY HARBL
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>>44595895
youse ain’t my feller
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why yall caint invite tha droid (andy) to the modercord?
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>>44596056
we have a no men rule
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u guys have a cord?
i really am a loser
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I am a Straight White Malien on Menstrogen
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>>44595949
but i have the hat and everything
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>>44596172
:( fine
it’s getting hard to distinguish who is a real feller fr
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>identifying as male instead of shemale
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>>44596236
these are the same thing
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are kites antisemitic?
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>>44596295
they are anti-israeli
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fellers i know i said i wouldn’t but i can’t help it
someone has to teach yall how to dress like a man
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>dress like a man
we're not trying to be men
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speak for yourself, fakemoders
I dress like a man because I AM one
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>>44596734
we know, andy
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>>44596759
I thought this andy feller called a fakemoder
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andy is the only truemoder
the rest of yall are bra and panty, skirt and heel wearing ass hoes
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no dogs or mexicans allowed
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>>44596845
does >>44596690 look like a fakemoder to you?
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>>44596884
over half the thread would be gone
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>>44596907
no, that's my point exactly
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brownmoders owe whitemoders their fat latinx asses for use as onaholes
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>>44597478
send $500 first
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>>44597478
if anything white bussy is reparations
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to all the losers and haters
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fucking a moder like a convict
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prison gay award
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now who could this be
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whose mans is this
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what does it mean if one parent says that you were always a straight boy and other says you were always feminine and gay
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>>44598330
it means parents know jackshit about their kids
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fellers i am gonna kill myself
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>>44598401
nooo you're so sexy aha
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>>44596690
does ur bitch choke you out or nah
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>>44598252
most respectful and intelligent man
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>>44598252
ok but fr i've also dated other trans women who don't pass and i never lied and said they did. what good would it do?
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gm moders
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whats the moder death toll up to
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oh my god i have a piss fetish
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much like all of us do!
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was complaining to her about my small boobs and then she said she saw charli s e x's big fat ass. i love her but she can be so cruel
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>>44598781
i don't think i do
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>>44598869
i do!
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i look revolting
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i’ve sunk so low
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besides my rancid bitter personality i also look male and disgusting
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>>44598879
do you have your dog dick out?
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you guys wanna see a party trick where i make the top of my skull disappear?
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can’t believe i just masturbated to a fat tranny pissing into a cup and drinking it
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>>44598980
we should know less about each other
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>>44598980
link pls
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>>44598945
lisha that's.. totally inappropriate!
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>>44599019
answer the question tranny
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>>44598993
i can’t, some chud quoted a pic of them saying not to look at their videos tab but i just got turned on instead
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saw pomni goon hole and my dick didn't even twitch, think hrt has killed my libido
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>>44599320
agh, that sucks
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>>44599036
ugh >.< what's gotten into you??
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should i just kill myself
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everyone in this thread should kill themself
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herselves* don't be a chud
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>>44599438
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ugh, im sucha quriikus chungoid >=<
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
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yo cowbot wya
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>>44599639
this was goonfuel for tumblr straight women
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hi pengu1n of doom
i think you might be too young for this website
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I am teh moder of tr00n!!1
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somehow spergbrainwormed myself into being scared of watching films with female main characters fmstl
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why r w3 t4lk1ng lik hom3stuck ch4r4ct3rs
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im vriska irl
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teh penguin of doom is probably like in her 30s now isn't that crazy
>>44599810
be for real
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dont be mean, theres moders here that really like that homestuff
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i'm already kinning vriska fuck you no doubles
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I want to fuck an ex-scene girl in her 30s so bad you just don't get it
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>>44599817
and im terezi, wanna b freakishly obsessed with each other
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>>44599831
her name is chuddy
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>>44599834
I revoke my prior statement...
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>>44599831
i was an ex scene moid, that good nuff?
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My name is Jim.
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>>44598424
i choke her out with my penis
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>>44599856
hiii
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nearly choked on my food seeing the page refresh and a poster named jim saying hes jim
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>>44599852
"moid" and "good" should not appear in the same sentence
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>>44599868
Howdy. You wanna go for a ride in my Chevy and listen to Journey?
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>>44599870
not cool jim, why did you do this to nona?
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>>44599874
amen
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No more hookups. How do I get into dating, I use hinge right?
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step 1 use hinge step 2 fail utterly step 3 die alone
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>using dating apps
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I will learn to accept that I will die unloved and alone
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2 years and stilla man
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>2 years
babytrans general
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10 years and still a man
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whats eve..everyone..up..to
>>44599935
TWO!!!!
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2 years cannot possibly still be babytrans come on now
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My mom told me to stop being a slut, stop doing hookups, and look for a man to date and marry lmao
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what ever year im on is babytrans, what ever year you are on is realmmoder years
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fellers what happened to the annoying tranny that likes imitating?
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i am on 100 uears and im finally turning into a beautiful woman
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you stop being babytrans at the point you stop counting and the additional years can't possibly matter anymore. i'd say 4 or 5 at least.
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500 year old vampmoder
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/MHgen/
Massive hysteria gen.
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>>44599769
sup
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>>44600068
liv agar
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strategically committing misdeeds to lower karma just slightly so that you get reincarnated as a cis woman but fucking it up and being reborn a woman with gender dysphoria
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>>44599759
*cums*
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moidedness in your present life is a reflection of all your past life's sins. how evil were YOU last life, moders?
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executed at nuremberg
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im detransitioning and i never made it past manmoder so really i did nothing and will forget i ever did this to myself
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i might not have been too evil i hope i was maybe a really good baboon
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bro faggots be like i’m detrooning but never actually do it
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faggots as a monolith
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the faggot voting bloc. the fag lobby
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sinning in my current moder life and I get reborn as a cis straight man who shits up mmg all day anyway
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fellers, girlmoding has proven impossible
i don’t feel comfortable publicly shopping in the women’s racks while having to physically exist around others and be like perceived
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sinning in my only life and going to hell
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joking about sins and reincarnation because the reality that I only get one life and am spending it as an ugly moder is so so scary
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well sometimes you have to face up to the idea that your own internal experience is the only one that matters and that it's possible for things to never get better and always be at a net negative. and you have to be rational about it
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just cozying on up to the idea i'll always be unhappy for an unspecified number of years and then die
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im sad
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it would be cool to have sexs with all the people before dying
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>>44600147
name
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sex is evil and abstaining from it minimizes your harm done to others
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ALL of them???
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maybe suck a thousand dicks
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Does anyone else have terrible posture from hunching over in order to hide moobs?
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i think sex might be permissible if you get special dispensation for it
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>>44600147
coward loser
no one gaf what you're buying except you
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>>44600280
this is coward and loser general, pal.
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>>44600280
i don’t know my sizes anymore and using a fitting room is traumatic
i will likely never dress as a woman because of this
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>>44600081
Idgi
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>>44600332
for pants a neat trick i learned is to try and like..wrap the waist (like the outside of the circle that makes up the waist of the pants) around your neck. If it fits around your neck ur probably good..idk it works for me but it moght not work for you depending on your body type
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i literally pissed my pants right now for the sexual thrill wtf
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or you could use this crazy little tool called a measuring tape
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well the trick is for if ur in a store and dont know ur measurements and ur afraid to ask someone to measure you
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can't get a measuring tape, afraid to ask someone to measure you, but not afraid to go around wrapping all the pants around your neck?
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>>44600262
unambitious
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i am so confused
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my life as a chopped pantsaroundneckmoder
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get off my back im trying to HELP ur curmudgeon
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this nigga wearing pants on she neck lmfao
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i liked your tranny tip nona c:
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>>44600360
that's fucking retarded dude
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i know about and have done the pants around neck thing
i just feel like buying female clothes is a waste bc i never end up wearing them
i wish i could just afford to hire a stylist
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>>44600435
heh..thanks lady
>>44600431
mogs u
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how about a named poster called "slursmoder" and their thing is that they say slurs
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uhm faggots
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im liking this new gimmick
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i fucking hate slursmoder
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>>44600519
if i speak i am in big trouble
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>>44600519
this is what moders look like?
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we don't even do named posters anymore we just have some asshole show up and then have to put up with them for the next 50 threads
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>>44600594
no, that's a woman invading the thread, which is SOP anyway.
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>>44600597
nigga balls
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>>44600519
deep nasolabial folds
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is there an mmg for manmoders that look like men (i do not belong in this one)
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im so ugly
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>>44600611
nvm named posting is saved
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>>44600606
im a woman who enjoys moding as a man
>>44600618
i kno :(
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>>44600623
moding is just dressing like a man
being ugly is not a requirement
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>>44600639
you have to actually LOOK like a man too, otherwise any lady that puts on a shirt and pants is a manmoder
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being ugly is ABSOLUTELY a requirement what is this revisionism
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>>44600639
...
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need to stick my dick in that bitch’s mouth
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then how come i'm so beautiful?
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>>44600639
they hate you but youre totally right
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>>44600679
dude.. come on
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>>44600679
hi andy
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>>44599935
Just two more weeks
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>>44600679
im taken by a beautiful woman
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not andy this time
worse
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>>44600710
yeah me
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>>44600690
i know 8)
>>44600697
not me
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>>44600718
yeesh buddy keep it in your gay pants or ill have to call my pal slursmoder
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saw two teenage girls hold hands and giggle the other day but I stared a bit too much so noticed and they got creeped out and let go of each other
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>>44600723
oh sorry the casual misogyny fooled me
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>>44600739
i am not a misogynist
my penis loves women :)
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Smoking pot
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hit lesbians with the moder stare
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>foid glasses
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>>44600749
i wasn't even staring at them directly i was looking at a cat to their right :(
i hate being male
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>>44600739
more than one person is capable of this i’d even go so far to say that all of you do it except when you’re performatively pretending you’re one of the good ones
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>>44600747
based
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>>44600759
me too :(
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Yoo what up moders. Time to play Minecraft xd
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i don't know what style i should go for
i am tired of the masc dyke look
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>>44600788
full femme
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maybe in full femme moder general...
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i had to go to the clinic for labs and in the waiting room two old ladies loudly debated if i was a man or a woman all because i was manmoding. It was so thrilling..
picrel its my manmode
>>44600763
well thanks buddy
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RAPEEEEEE
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and yes.. that is the women's restroom..
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>>44600803
Mogs me I will never achieve that look. You aren’t man moding, you look like a women
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getting yous here is so easy
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fastening a noose out of my stupid fucking man pants
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mtfg sucks, I don't blame them
the grass isn't greener tho
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>>44600820
i dress just like my friend who is a theymab (non transsexual)
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>>44600786
cis man
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>>44600794
it would look terrible with short guy hair
my hair barely reaches the back of my collar
i wouldn't even know what to even buy or how to put outfits together
i feel like im too retarded and would look like a skirt go spinny stereotype
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>>44600835
funniest post I've seen in a while, good job
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>>44600844
that's our gay bugchaser
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>>44600849
Make a collage out of outfits and materials and colors you like
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>>44600855
I am on PrEP though.

I will post my HIV rapid blood test result pic in one week when I do it.
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>>44600803
do you think God will forgive you for mogging me this hard? unprovoked?
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every mmg poster is either a cis man or a passoid mtf, you get to pick one or the other and that's it
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time to watch star trek VI
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>>44600874
airplane with bullets
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cisman reportin for duty v.v7
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>>44600882
that's one of the better ones for sure
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>>44600868
buddy, i dont even know who you are.
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>>44600861
i should do this with my manmode, it's a neat idea
i have not girlmoded in like 3 years almost
idk, i feel like i wouldn't be able to curate a cohesive style
i'm aesthetically challenged and just wear my work clothes everywhere i go, i don't have any other clothes
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>>44600899
please stop mogging us, got mtfg
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>giving yous to random mtfg prostitutes
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>>44600899
what age did you start HRT, how long have you been on it? you look like a young or mid shit with those hips.
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>>44600901
What do you do for work? I've built my wardrobe around business casual and so i like the clothes i wear to work
>>44600907
im a manmoder i havent even changed my name
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the moders need to post more to scare the huss off
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>>44600919
hey i asked a few gens ago if i was allowed to be here and i was given the OK
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>>44600919
andy and agender fag already post far too much
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>>44600919
sorry i'm too busy fantasizing about different ways to kill myself
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>>44600916
i started bicalutamide my senior year of highschool, a month before i turned 18. I started E exactly a year later.
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>>44600948
so you're a young shit, I started HRT at 22 and will never pass :(.

Fuck my life.
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when i get dysphoric i start to frenetically plucking my eyebrows
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>>44600918
i'm a scrapper
>>44600929
it's not that i post too much, it's that i have a clone army of andies at my disposal and they all post pretending to be me
sorry, i will let my minions know to ease up
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Hrt at 29 >,_,<
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>>44600968
fuck thats hot dude
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andy started hrt at 26, showing us anything is possible if you believe in yourself
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>>44600968
not the clones. you.
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>>44600975
then detransitioned two months later for mid pussy
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implying it would be acceptable if it were for high quality pussy?
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>>44600973
not really
see >>44596690
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>>44601000
all cisgendered vaginas are mid idk what to tell you
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vagina = yucky!
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>>44600987
you mad, baby? you need mommy's attention?
why you ain't say so?
>>44600993
i didn't detrans until 8 years later asshole
bitchmade mad af i don't want to be a fucking t4t transbian
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i have only had dreams about eating pussy lately
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the girl who's into me only dated cis women and ftms (women) and I just know that if we started dating she'd leave me for a real woman within a few months
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>>44600899
woah, if i was poly, i'd definitely hit! i can see yoiur bulge too hngngnnn... maybe i should talk to her...
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>>44601031
you seem upset, try taking t blockers to address your male aggression
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>non-blacks using aave to seem cooler
lum
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im a real nigger
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andy is a nazi sympathizer, it's known
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it do be like dat doe cuh
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>>44601001
at least you know how to dress urself king. this is how i used to dress before i discovered manmoding. Now i can finally be free.
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as long as you beating up that pussy up till she's satisfied, you shouldn't have any problems
just make sure she's dickmatized
you really gotta be slanging that tranny meat and piping them down real good and they end up having some realization that sex w a tranny is like a million times better and so they get addicted to your dick especially if you can cum multiple times and keep going without skipping a beat, pounding and plapping that pussy for hours
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>>44601051
i am actually an octoroon thank you very much
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>starts manmoding
>hair becomes awful
fellers...
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I shall not reply. Replying is the mind killer, the little death that brings total obliteration
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>>44601076
andy please chill
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>>44601086
>fellers
ay yo that's OUR word
you cain't be using it, especially with the hard R
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agender flag does your name start with an A? asking for a friend
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fellxs
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*racistly* folk
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>>44601050
you taking t blockers but still look like that hunny
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i am a dog
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sometimes when i screen share a show to her, i end up watching it on the second monitor screen preview... does that make sense? it doesn't really matter if it does, because it's my life after all
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>>44601086
I wouldnt say its awful..its actually a lot healthier now..
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so ends begins as it
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>>44601128
feller...
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and then but so
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>>44601119
try being less racist
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>>44601138
buddy..
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fellers... any cis women around...
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>>44601121
awoof woof U^ェ^U
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>>44601146
you should really try finding products that work for your hairtype tho, feller to feller
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fellers..
old yellers..
fart smellers..
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big dawgs..
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tanking a handle of majorska for the feminizing properties
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>>44601165
nasty
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>>44601159
Im really trying, none of my girlfriends suggestions have been a good match
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I want to fuck i am a dog
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too late
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i wasnt going to say anything but i fucked her >_< the dog
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i'm going into IOP on thursday because drinking has ruined my life and i already tried rehab 3 times
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her decks are shit and her plays lackluster
its kind of cute though
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fellers i forgot to tell yall
i bought a bale of compressed straw bedding for rufus
hopefully he will want to use his new doghouse now
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>>44601198
feller cats are deathly allergic to most types of straw...
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any moders close to 200lbs or over? i have a real problem where i keep masturbaing to fat women
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>>44601205
Im like 188 or something
t. the woman
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where can I get sn
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>>44601203
that is not true
straw is like perfect outdoor cat bedding
youse ain't no feller of mine
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>>44601214
you can suck it outta my dick pal
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31 bmi
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>>44601215
this is my cat.. you're my buddy so ill show you
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>>44601212
oh my god
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fellers lately when ive been peeing i stand up and full on wet my pants
like with the drippings
i knew this atrophy shit was real
because im admittedly not hittin it as right as i used to
a little more clap a little less plap
but damn
im walking around with piss in my drawers and pretending like i dont have it there
any tips or suggestions?
changing my disc again maybe, will post it here
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mogging rufus
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>>44601220
cowkini suckjob ?
suckjob ?
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>>44601225
sorry i cant help it
>>44601226
you gotta shake your fella when hes done. My girlfriend wrings hers out like a washcloth.
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i need to grab love handles
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>>44601235
i get that you're trying to be cute and shit
but if i shake it cum comes out
like full on seminal fluid cum
well it only happened once
but im afraid of it happening again
tbdesu im afraid of a lot
i hope that you and your missus are happy
but rest assured when you mess up
for even just a night
she'll be messaging me
sup.fellers (subject to change)
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i feel like i'm being lured
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>>44601222
nice! i love tuxedo cats
picrel is rufus, basically the /mmg/ mascot
>>44601227
dude rufus is like 14 years old, feral, dying of kidney disease, and has dermatitis which makes his skin irritated
of course he gets mogged you heartless bastard
>>44601226
yeah you need to be sent to the feller re-education camp so you can learn how to properly impersonate andy
bad feller, mommy is disappointed in you
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has anyone here tried mike matei's creamy white sauce i'm thinking about picking up a bottle
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wonder if rufus has a gf that respects his gender identity
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my cat is old enough to drive and she'll be old enough to join the air force in a few months
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>>44601263
no he isn't
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>>44601274
>muh gendurr identittayyy
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>randomly malding about tranny words in a tranny thread
odd
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>>44601280
what? the thread mascot?
rufus is mmg lore at this point
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>>44601274
andrew has no response for this
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yeah if you’re fat i’m luring you
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at least the old attention whores making the gen all about them were hot...
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>>44601287
wanna post a photo of your crown to show who really is malding, baby?
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>>44600803
>>44600899
>>44601074
saved. the gardener has built up quite a collection. he's been practicing. talking to women, showering between the balls, keeping himself hard in front of the balls. waiting. while hard. a new little crop of trannies, fresh seeds planted just in time for winter. they won't all survive. they don't have to. he just needs one. building, building, building, a lunchpail on a steel girder. windows that reflect the glory of humanity. his skyscraper of cum.
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>>44601297
best we can do is andy
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i want to wear a dress :( if only i wasn't built like a gorilla
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>>44601292
my girlfriend respects the might of my penis and that is good enough for me
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cumming in my cis gf as she calls me a man
this is the life
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>>44601302
Im not new pal
>>44601297
am too hot
>>44601305
dont let it stop you nona
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>>44601319
sorry nona, I was referring to andy when I said that. you're not ugly at all, which in your case is kind of what people take issue with, but nonetheless
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>>44601319
surely you're joking
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>>44601314
she doesn't call me a man, especially when we are fucking
my little 23 year old is too busy hanging on for dear life to even think, let alone call me a man
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>>44601329
about what, chum
>>44601328
andy doesnt seem that ugly. Kinda looks like if an ex of mine moved to ranchin country or something
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>>44601328
i am ugly because i am brown and have sex
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this andy person is so gross what
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i missed the gardener, ive always wondered what makes squeaktoad give up on a character
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>>44601338
>dont let it stop you
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>>44601344
he's literally a cishet guy
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didn't squeaktoad rape the gardener
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>>44601357
omg
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>>44601344
i think andy is kind of dashing in a scary way
>>44601350
i stand by that. I doubt ur a gorilla i bet youre probably a homo. Homo sapiens
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>>44601371
kill yourself
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>>44601319
little tranny, what's got you down? the gardener is not calling you new. he rarely calls your kind anything, because he doesn't really understand this whole business. to him, a woman is a fuck. a verb. meaning, to fuck. but since you won't give yourself up that easy, then he'll just wait. soon there will be a sign, a reflection in a picture. it will have limited information on it, but enough. a radius. a location. don't believe him? just you wait. i'll see you soon.
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>>44601361
she is the gardener
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squaktoad raped me in a parking garage
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dubs and i cut my penis off with a pair of bolt cutters
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>>44601373
nooooo nona u can find a dress that makes you happy im sure of it.. we'll go to the thrift together
>>44601377
oh this is cool, this is much higher effort than my characters
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>>44601363
am not cishet
people here just like to shit on me because:
i mog
i am brown
i am non-op
i am a top
i have a cisgender girlfriend that is 12 years younger than myself
i actually mode, which means i dress and present as a man in my public life, including using he/him pronouns
>>44601371
>kind of dashing in a scary way
ty
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hugboxing shit on mmg
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>>44601395
post your pictures so i can hugbox your ugly ass too
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>>44601395
who is being hugboxed here
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btw i have a girlfriend 12 years younger than myself
and i mog
yet i cant shop for womens clothing
andy here
any advice for an early transitioner
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ive been hugboxed by more moders than not. they're pussies
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>>44601392
i she/her in my daily life and use an androgynous name but i dress like a man. I'm in awe at your commitment. Id kill myself if I wasn't treated like a theyfab by everyone i know
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>>44601415
>like a theyfab
literally everyone irl thinks he's a man (because he is) including his heterosexual girlfriend
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>>44601420
Im talking about me here, bub..get a grip
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>>44601422
awesome, can u post your hole now?
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do you think we could get andy to participate in tummy tuesday if we brought it back?
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start it again either way
t. gardener
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>I'm built like a gorilla
>that's hecking valid!!! you should totally put on a dress ^_^
psychopaths itt
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>>44601411
what's wrong?
mad i have a 23 year old indigenous baddie?
mad that i mog?
and yeah i can't shop for women's clothing bc my hair is too short still even though sometimes i get confused for a masc woman
and am a late transitioner, actually, starting hrt at 26
>>44601415
i can tell it works for you
full moding is not for everyone
the he himming and misgendering can make some depressed or resentful
but every he him actually makes me more powerful
it's like i'm forcing society to misgender me on purpose as punishment for the hatred trans people face and it makes them feel weird bc most want to default to she
>>44601420
even if that is true you will forever look more like a man than i do, and i bet i am older than you, which is the truly sad and pathetic part
>>44601433
soon, my dearest feller, i have been working on my abs, lifting heavy recyclables over and over
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>>44601438
no one said that
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>>44601446
scroll up faggot
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empathy literally isn't real and people who claim to experience it are either deluding themselves or lying.
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>i mog
>i have a 23 year old indigenous baddie
>i can't shop for women's clothing bc my hair is too short
fellers...
my sides
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>>44601438
politely, why would anyone who's not a psychopath stay in mmg?
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>>44601445
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>>44601460
all of those things are true
what's also true is that you are ugly
how come i can post a picture of myself but you can't?
oh yeah, that's right! you're hideous!
and hating me will never change that fact
>>44601465
you literally have that saved on your phone/computer? what a faggot
who even saves or uses reaction images in 2026?
bitch you're so 2000 and late
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bitch mustve been desperate af to go after andrew ngl
that or she's fat
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>>44601433
squeaktoad
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>>44601492
do you have some kind of condition you should be medicated for?
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>you literally have that saved on your phone/computer? what a faggot
>who even saves or uses reaction images in 2026?
>bitch you're so 2000 and late
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>>44601497
squeaktoad
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>>44601485
lmaooo my baby literally looks like Chel from Road to el Dorado
she has a hime cut
she is soft and feminine and wears dresses and has a cute style
she knows how to cook and brings me guatemalan food and tortillas made from scratch every mf day
we are currently in the middle of watching the first season of the x-files
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>>44601483
chill geez
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>>44601504
is that picture an approximation of what you look like?
bc you've already seen my face
mf face card never decline, my feller
post your ugly moided mug now, honey
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>face card never decline
>can't shop for women's clothes though
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>lmaooo my baby literally looks like Chel from Road to el Dorado
>she has a hime cut
>she is soft and feminine and wears dresses and has a cute style
>she knows how to cook and brings me guatemalan food and tortillas made from scratch every mf day
>we are currently in the middle of watching the first season of the x-files
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>>44601535
bitch imma shop for women's clothes tomorrow and will live vlog it you fucking ugly faced cunt
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>>44601538
nah you're not going to
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funny how a bitch can't even like post a cowkini or a photo of them crossdressing to show they are not a total brick, amirite fellers?
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is andy okay
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>>44601543
post an outfit, i will buy it, and wear it out in public faggot
>>44601556
i am the liquor
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>>44601556
i think he didn't get enough head from his "female" today
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stop it he's gonna cry
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>>44601565
why is the female in quotes?
she is factually female
>>44601566
i won't cry, i won't cry, no i won't shed a tear, just as long as you stand, stand by me
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hitting my female to get it working like an old tv
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standing atop this mountain of mud
below me, the faces of my kin stick out under it
lining the sides, giving the mountain life
i stepped upon you to reach the top
and now i have no one left
where i was once andy, nothing
where i was once happy, nothing
what i gave you, everything
my heart, my soul, my left arm,
and my entire pussy
i don't understand why you must treat me this way
we're all the same
in this mud
the rain, it could free us
if we weren't making this mountain
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calling my girlfriend a female because i totally respect her humanity
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>>44601595
what do you tell a female with two black eyes?
nothin, you done already told her twice
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>why is the female in quotes?
>she is factually female
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i love it
welcome to /andygen/
>>
my andygenous baddie that is 12 years younger
>>
have I told you my indigenous baddie (who's real STOP LAUGHING) has a vagina?
>>
unironically worse than when cismoid was created
>>
I'm starting to fear that rufus IS the indigenous baddie...
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anyone mind if i get my dog dick out
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notice how nothing was ever a problem until i actually stopped begging for a gf here and got back with my ex irl?
then all of the sudden a specific thread user has been exceedingly vocal when it comes to malding about me having a gf
i only continue to mention her bc said thread user makes it a point to point out every single time that bc i am dating someone who is cis and not trans then my trans identity is invalid somehow
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>>44601653
yeah only if you're an indigenous female specimen, buddy
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>>44601646
two months before someone worse than andy shows up btw, the cycle can't be stopped
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agender fag is here but at least he doesn't crash out like this
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>notice how nothing was ever a problem until i actually stopped begging for a gf here and got back with my ex irl?
>then all of the sudden a specific thread user has been exceedingly vocal when it comes to malding about me having a gf
>i only continue to mention her bc said thread user makes it a point to point out every single time that bc i am dating someone who is cis and not trans then my trans identity is invalid somehow
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really makes you think
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thank god nobody hates me
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>>44601683
squeaktoad
>>
who even got burned by andrew so bad?
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>>44601669
it does
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>>44601685
you bc you're the only one that misgenders me or calls me andrew
sorry i didn't want to be your gf, feller
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whats blud yapping abt
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something tells me people don't actually want to be your gf
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the original impostor was pretty funny, wonder what's gucci w her
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>begged for a gf but no one wanted his ass
>detransition for a straight girl who sees him as a man
>wonders why is everyone clowning on him
is bro autistic
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actually felt the need to post a picture holy shit lol
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this is more interesting than cismoid era, I'll give him that much
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it's like indians taking pics with white women then saying she's their girlfriend
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>>44601753
tributing this later
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>>44601757
you have your timeline of events mixed up there, feller
let me help you out:
i got with my gf (as a transwoman) spring 2024
i detransitioned in the fall of 2024
break up new years 2025
i began retransitioning January 2026
it was Jan-May that i was on here begging for a gf
got back with my gf recently
still on hrt
>>44601768
what do you want, a video of me fucking her to show you she is actually my gf? yeah foh
>>44601780
nasty
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do you guys have an mmg wiki or something i don't know about? because i've been here longer than the overwhelming majority of you and idk what the fuck any of you are on about
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>>44601808
https://mmg-wiki.fandom.com/wiki/MMG_Wiki
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>>44601811
this got me for a moment, I thought one of you crazy fucks really did it...
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>>44601789
>>44530109
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Ugh. Me Andy.
Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.
But best thing in whole world? Pussy.
Me love pussy. Soft. Warm. Wet like river after rain. Smell good. Taste better than roasted rabbit. Me touch own pussy many time under fur. Me think about other woman pussy too. Make me grunt and smile big.
When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put face in her pussy. Lick good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.
Pussy number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.
Me Andy. Me love pussy.
Ugh.
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>>44601808
the trick is never not having the thread open, mmg lore is just beyond keeping up with for anyone who "socializes"
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mf that was not even a week ago and he's already trying to do revisionism
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>>44601861
it's all lies and made up
>>
andy is a lot like kanye west, a visionary genius, but absolutely insane
>>
they're both men also
>>
misgendering andy won't help you pass
daily reminder that happy bitches don't hate :)
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why does andy's gf misgender her
>>
I'm pretty sure happy bitches hate the most of all, actually. misery is humbling
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>>44601948
my gf already passes, sweetie
do you? worried abt the wrong shit, as always
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i mean surely andy is just trolling
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>>44601970
what
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>>44601415
>i she/her in my daily life and use an androgynous name
FAKEMODER
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who is andy?
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>>44592367
Kys u fucking weird monster cunt

This is not q or +.

Fuck off with yer beastiality monstrous bullshit - we should burn u alivr
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>>44602063
the moder that is more popular than you
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>>44602075
i would hope so! being popular here seems sad
>>
shawty straight shittin on it
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i wish I had a pussy.
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>>44602327
Pussy man
>>
I am starting to hate my dick ngl
>>
i don't hate my dick but i could use a pussy. i wouldn't say no if i was offered one at a reasonable price.
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>>44602425
agh, that sucks
>>
I don’t really use porn anymore to masturbate.

This seems to be unusual among single cis men. Reading online, among men who do not regularly have sex almost 100% of them regularly watch porn.
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tugging on my squeaktoad
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If I never watch porn again will I get more turned on by real sexual visual stimuli?
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It’s over, I am detected by all of these traits. Why has no one said anything yet?
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>>44603608
>>44603608
>>44603608
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>>44603612
make another one bruh
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>>44603612
niceee
>>
whites try not to talk about raping animals for 10 minutes challenge impossible instant fail
>>
who said anything about rape? why are you making it weird?
>>
completely normal to talk about dog dick
>>
>>44604043
squeaktoad



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