d*g dick editionqott: do you have your dog dick out?prev: >>44582244
got my squeaktoad out
>>44592367man idont even wanna do this shit anymore mang
daily moder humiliation ritual
i think that it's over
millions more moders must mobilize
heartbreaking op image. let him go you fiend..
gn modersgoon your brains out to mommy
rockin out w my dog dick out
i wish discord's noise cancellation wasn't so good. i want to hear her sleepy sounds...
>>44592738good morning hamburgermoder!
misburgered on the manburger general :(good morning
>e-dating
>squeaktoad
grok dot com instructions to purge all longing from one's mind please
just long harder and eventually it will go away
i long for 20pc mcnugget
>longing for others instead of just going out and getting them
Ugh. Me Andy.Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.But best thing in whole world? Pussy.Me love pussy. Soft. Warm. Wet like river after rain. Smell good. Taste better than roasted rabbit. Me touch own pussy many time under fur. Me think about other woman pussy too. Make me grunt and smile big.When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put face in her pussy. Lick good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.Pussy number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.Me Andy. Me love pussy.Ugh.
>>44592951based andy
>>44592951literally so accurate
gn moders
>>44592367> d*g dick editionno i think i’ll sit this mmg out guys
>>44593472there are specific “people” to blame for this
>>44593538tell us about the bots that secretly control mmg
>>44593538cool it with the anti-white racism
Uggghh I need to be creampie, I want thick creamy white pumped into me.
>>44594012shut up agender that’s nasty af
>>44594064Nah, it’s a natural thing to desire.
agender fag i get that you're majorly autistic but come on, your bugchasing ways are scaring the hoes
Thanks to PrEP gays don’t use condoms anymore. It’s normal for the bottom to get creampied.
disgusting androphiles get OUT OF MY THREADERINO
Am I really the only tranny here who is not AGP?
androphilia was a mistake :(
I used to be bi but after having no chance with woman I went gay only. At this point my neurons are fused and there is no way I cannot be androphilic ;(.
gay men are usually androphilic and bisexuality is not real
>>44594311Idk if I was able to pound pussy in high school or college I don’t think I turn out 100% gay.
gincel general
but i have sex multiple times a week
I have gay sex does that count
do you think rock based aliens would have the same sort of anxieties and eroticism about the mixing of bodily fluids and the idea of penetration/breaching/venerating the barrier between inside and outside
I don't think I can cope with being male
>>44594855Troon out
>>44594956ive been on hrt for almost 5 years
i miss andy :/
the hours before andy wakes up are always the hardest :/
i will never post mode again bc you all hate me>>44595574no you dont>>44595656liar
fellers...
>>44592367LOOK AT MY HARBL
>>44595895youse ain’t my feller
why yall caint invite tha droid (andy) to the modercord?
>>44596056we have a no men rule
u guys have a cord?i really am a loser
I am a Straight White Malien on Menstrogen
>>44595949but i have the hat and everything
>>44596172:( fineit’s getting hard to distinguish who is a real feller fr
>identifying as male instead of shemale
>>44596236these are the same thing
are kites antisemitic?
>>44596295they are anti-israeli
fellers i know i said i wouldn’t but i can’t help itsomeone has to teach yall how to dress like a man
>dress like a manwe're not trying to be men
speak for yourself, fakemodersI dress like a man because I AM one
>>44596734we know, andy
>>44596759I thought this andy feller called a fakemoder
andy is the only truemoder the rest of yall are bra and panty, skirt and heel wearing ass hoes
no dogs or mexicans allowed
>>44596845does >>44596690 look like a fakemoder to you?
>>44596884over half the thread would be gone
>>44596907no, that's my point exactly
brownmoders owe whitemoders their fat latinx asses for use as onaholes
>>44597478send $500 first
>>44597478if anything white bussy is reparations
to all the losers and haters
fucking a moder like a convict
prison gay award
now who could this be
whose mans is this
what does it mean if one parent says that you were always a straight boy and other says you were always feminine and gay
>>44598330it means parents know jackshit about their kids
fellers i am gonna kill myself
>>44598401nooo you're so sexy aha
>>44596690does ur bitch choke you out or nah
>>44598252most respectful and intelligent man
>>44598252ok but fr i've also dated other trans women who don't pass and i never lied and said they did. what good would it do?
gm moders
whats the moder death toll up to
oh my god i have a piss fetish
much like all of us do!
was complaining to her about my small boobs and then she said she saw charli s e x's big fat ass. i love her but she can be so cruel
>>44598781i don't think i do
>>44598869i do!
i look revolting
i’ve sunk so low
besides my rancid bitter personality i also look male and disgusting
>>44598879do you have your dog dick out?
you guys wanna see a party trick where i make the top of my skull disappear?
can’t believe i just masturbated to a fat tranny pissing into a cup and drinking it
>>44598980we should know less about each other
>>44598980link pls
>>44598945lisha that's.. totally inappropriate!
>>44599019answer the question tranny
>>44598993i can’t, some chud quoted a pic of them saying not to look at their videos tab but i just got turned on instead
saw pomni goon hole and my dick didn't even twitch, think hrt has killed my libido
>>44599320agh, that sucks
>>44599036ugh >.< what's gotten into you??
should i just kill myself
everyone in this thread should kill themself
herselves* don't be a chud
>>44599438
ugh, im sucha quriikus chungoid >=<
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!love and waffles,t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
yo cowbot wya
>>44599639this was goonfuel for tumblr straight women
hi pengu1n of doomi think you might be too young for this website
I am teh moder of tr00n!!1
somehow spergbrainwormed myself into being scared of watching films with female main characters fmstl
why r w3 t4lk1ng lik hom3stuck ch4r4ct3rs
im vriska irl
teh penguin of doom is probably like in her 30s now isn't that crazy>>44599810be for real
dont be mean, theres moders here that really like that homestuff
i'm already kinning vriska fuck you no doubles
I want to fuck an ex-scene girl in her 30s so bad you just don't get it
>>44599817and im terezi, wanna b freakishly obsessed with each other
>>44599831her name is chuddy
>>44599834I revoke my prior statement...
>>44599831i was an ex scene moid, that good nuff?
My name is Jim.
>>44598424i choke her out with my penis
>>44599856hiii
nearly choked on my food seeing the page refresh and a poster named jim saying hes jim
>>44599852"moid" and "good" should not appear in the same sentence
>>44599868Howdy. You wanna go for a ride in my Chevy and listen to Journey?
>>44599870not cool jim, why did you do this to nona?
>>44599874amen
No more hookups. How do I get into dating, I use hinge right?
step 1 use hinge step 2 fail utterly step 3 die alone
>using dating apps
I will learn to accept that I will die unloved and alone
2 years and stilla man
>2 yearsbabytrans general
10 years and still a man
whats eve..everyone..up..to>>44599935TWO!!!!
2 years cannot possibly still be babytrans come on now
My mom told me to stop being a slut, stop doing hookups, and look for a man to date and marry lmao
what ever year im on is babytrans, what ever year you are on is realmmoder years
fellers what happened to the annoying tranny that likes imitating?
i am on 100 uears and im finally turning into a beautiful woman
you stop being babytrans at the point you stop counting and the additional years can't possibly matter anymore. i'd say 4 or 5 at least.
500 year old vampmoder
/MHgen/Massive hysteria gen.
>>44599769sup
>>44600068liv agar
strategically committing misdeeds to lower karma just slightly so that you get reincarnated as a cis woman but fucking it up and being reborn a woman with gender dysphoria
>>44599759*cums*
moidedness in your present life is a reflection of all your past life's sins. how evil were YOU last life, moders?
executed at nuremberg
im detransitioning and i never made it past manmoder so really i did nothing and will forget i ever did this to myself
i might not have been too evil i hope i was maybe a really good baboon
bro faggots be like i’m detrooning but never actually do it
faggots as a monolith
the faggot voting bloc. the fag lobby
sinning in my current moder life and I get reborn as a cis straight man who shits up mmg all day anyway
fellers, girlmoding has proven impossiblei don’t feel comfortable publicly shopping in the women’s racks while having to physically exist around others and be like perceived
sinning in my only life and going to hell
joking about sins and reincarnation because the reality that I only get one life and am spending it as an ugly moder is so so scary
well sometimes you have to face up to the idea that your own internal experience is the only one that matters and that it's possible for things to never get better and always be at a net negative. and you have to be rational about it
just cozying on up to the idea i'll always be unhappy for an unspecified number of years and then die
im sad
it would be cool to have sexs with all the people before dying
>>44600147name
sex is evil and abstaining from it minimizes your harm done to others
ALL of them???
maybe suck a thousand dicks
Does anyone else have terrible posture from hunching over in order to hide moobs?
i think sex might be permissible if you get special dispensation for it
>>44600147coward loserno one gaf what you're buying except you
>>44600280this is coward and loser general, pal.
>>44600280i don’t know my sizes anymore and using a fitting room is traumatici will likely never dress as a woman because of this
>>44600081Idgi
>>44600332for pants a neat trick i learned is to try and like..wrap the waist (like the outside of the circle that makes up the waist of the pants) around your neck. If it fits around your neck ur probably good..idk it works for me but it moght not work for you depending on your body type
i literally pissed my pants right now for the sexual thrill wtf
or you could use this crazy little tool called a measuring tape
well the trick is for if ur in a store and dont know ur measurements and ur afraid to ask someone to measure you
can't get a measuring tape, afraid to ask someone to measure you, but not afraid to go around wrapping all the pants around your neck?
>>44600262unambitious
i am so confused
my life as a chopped pantsaroundneckmoder
get off my back im trying to HELP ur curmudgeon
this nigga wearing pants on she neck lmfao
i liked your tranny tip nona c:
>>44600360that's fucking retarded dude
i know about and have done the pants around neck thingi just feel like buying female clothes is a waste bc i never end up wearing themi wish i could just afford to hire a stylist
>>44600435heh..thanks lady >>44600431mogs u
how about a named poster called "slursmoder" and their thing is that they say slurs
uhm faggots
im liking this new gimmick
i fucking hate slursmoder
>>44600519if i speak i am in big trouble
>>44600519this is what moders look like?
we don't even do named posters anymore we just have some asshole show up and then have to put up with them for the next 50 threads
>>44600594no, that's a woman invading the thread, which is SOP anyway.
>>44600597nigga balls
>>44600519deep nasolabial folds
is there an mmg for manmoders that look like men (i do not belong in this one)
im so ugly
>>44600611nvm named posting is saved
>>44600606im a woman who enjoys moding as a man>>44600618i kno :(
>>44600623moding is just dressing like a manbeing ugly is not a requirement
>>44600639you have to actually LOOK like a man too, otherwise any lady that puts on a shirt and pants is a manmoder
being ugly is ABSOLUTELY a requirement what is this revisionism
>>44600639...
need to stick my dick in that bitch’s mouth
then how come i'm so beautiful?
>>44600639they hate you but youre totally right
>>44600679dude.. come on
>>44600679hi andy
>>44599935Just two more weeks
>>44600679im taken by a beautiful woman
not andy this time worse
>>44600710yeah me
>>44600690i know 8)>>44600697not me
>>44600718yeesh buddy keep it in your gay pants or ill have to call my pal slursmoder
saw two teenage girls hold hands and giggle the other day but I stared a bit too much so noticed and they got creeped out and let go of each other
>>44600723oh sorry the casual misogyny fooled me
>>44600739i am not a misogynistmy penis loves women :)
Smoking pot
hit lesbians with the moder stare
>foid glasses
>>44600749i wasn't even staring at them directly i was looking at a cat to their right :(i hate being male
>>44600739more than one person is capable of this i’d even go so far to say that all of you do it except when you’re performatively pretending you’re one of the good ones
>>44600747based
>>44600759me too :(
Yoo what up moders. Time to play Minecraft xd
i don't know what style i should go fori am tired of the masc dyke look
>>44600788full femme
maybe in full femme moder general...
i had to go to the clinic for labs and in the waiting room two old ladies loudly debated if i was a man or a woman all because i was manmoding. It was so thrilling..picrel its my manmode>>44600763well thanks buddy
RAPEEEEEE
and yes.. that is the women's restroom..
>>44600803Mogs me I will never achieve that look. You aren’t man moding, you look like a women
getting yous here is so easy
fastening a noose out of my stupid fucking man pants
mtfg sucks, I don't blame themthe grass isn't greener tho
>>44600820i dress just like my friend who is a theymab (non transsexual)
>>44600786cis man
>>44600794it would look terrible with short guy hairmy hair barely reaches the back of my collari wouldn't even know what to even buy or how to put outfits togetheri feel like im too retarded and would look like a skirt go spinny stereotype
>>44600835funniest post I've seen in a while, good job
>>44600844that's our gay bugchaser
>>44600849Make a collage out of outfits and materials and colors you like
>>44600855I am on PrEP though.I will post my HIV rapid blood test result pic in one week when I do it.
>>44600803do you think God will forgive you for mogging me this hard? unprovoked?
every mmg poster is either a cis man or a passoid mtf, you get to pick one or the other and that's it
time to watch star trek VI
>>44600874airplane with bullets
cisman reportin for duty v.v7
>>44600882that's one of the better ones for sure
>>44600868buddy, i dont even know who you are.
>>44600861i should do this with my manmode, it's a neat ideai have not girlmoded in like 3 years almostidk, i feel like i wouldn't be able to curate a cohesive stylei'm aesthetically challenged and just wear my work clothes everywhere i go, i don't have any other clothes
>>44600899please stop mogging us, got mtfg
>giving yous to random mtfg prostitutes
>>44600899what age did you start HRT, how long have you been on it? you look like a young or mid shit with those hips.
>>44600901What do you do for work? I've built my wardrobe around business casual and so i like the clothes i wear to work>>44600907im a manmoder i havent even changed my name
the moders need to post more to scare the huss off
>>44600919hey i asked a few gens ago if i was allowed to be here and i was given the OK
>>44600919andy and agender fag already post far too much
>>44600919sorry i'm too busy fantasizing about different ways to kill myself
>>44600916i started bicalutamide my senior year of highschool, a month before i turned 18. I started E exactly a year later.
>>44600948so you're a young shit, I started HRT at 22 and will never pass :(.Fuck my life.
when i get dysphoric i start to frenetically plucking my eyebrows
>>44600918i'm a scrapper>>44600929it's not that i post too much, it's that i have a clone army of andies at my disposal and they all post pretending to be mesorry, i will let my minions know to ease up
Hrt at 29 >,_,<
>>44600968fuck thats hot dude
andy started hrt at 26, showing us anything is possible if you believe in yourself
>>44600968not the clones. you.
>>44600975then detransitioned two months later for mid pussy
implying it would be acceptable if it were for high quality pussy?
>>44600973not reallysee >>44596690
>>44601000all cisgendered vaginas are mid idk what to tell you
vagina = yucky!
>>44600987you mad, baby? you need mommy's attention?why you ain't say so?>>44600993i didn't detrans until 8 years later assholebitchmade mad af i don't want to be a fucking t4t transbian
i have only had dreams about eating pussy lately
the girl who's into me only dated cis women and ftms (women) and I just know that if we started dating she'd leave me for a real woman within a few months
>>44600899woah, if i was poly, i'd definitely hit! i can see yoiur bulge too hngngnnn... maybe i should talk to her...
>>44601031you seem upset, try taking t blockers to address your male aggression
>non-blacks using aave to seem coolerlum
im a real nigger
andy is a nazi sympathizer, it's known
it do be like dat doe cuh
>>44601001at least you know how to dress urself king. this is how i used to dress before i discovered manmoding. Now i can finally be free.
as long as you beating up that pussy up till she's satisfied, you shouldn't have any problemsjust make sure she's dickmatizedyou really gotta be slanging that tranny meat and piping them down real good and they end up having some realization that sex w a tranny is like a million times better and so they get addicted to your dick especially if you can cum multiple times and keep going without skipping a beat, pounding and plapping that pussy for hours
>>44601051i am actually an octoroon thank you very much
>starts manmoding>hair becomes awfulfellers...
I shall not reply. Replying is the mind killer, the little death that brings total obliteration
>>44601076andy please chill
>>44601086>fellersay yo that's OUR wordyou cain't be using it, especially with the hard R
agender flag does your name start with an A? asking for a friend
fellxs
*racistly* folk
>>44601050you taking t blockers but still look like that hunny
i am a dog
sometimes when i screen share a show to her, i end up watching it on the second monitor screen preview... does that make sense? it doesn't really matter if it does, because it's my life after all
>>44601086I wouldnt say its awful..its actually a lot healthier now..
so ends begins as it
>>44601128feller...
and then but so
>>44601119try being less racist
>>44601138buddy..
fellers... any cis women around...
>>44601121awoof woof U^ェ^U
>>44601146you should really try finding products that work for your hairtype tho, feller to feller
fellers..old yellers..fart smellers..
big dawgs..
tanking a handle of majorska for the feminizing properties
>>44601165nasty
>>44601159Im really trying, none of my girlfriends suggestions have been a good match
I want to fuck i am a dog
too late
i wasnt going to say anything but i fucked her >_< the dog
i'm going into IOP on thursday because drinking has ruined my life and i already tried rehab 3 times
her decks are shit and her plays lacklusterits kind of cute though
fellers i forgot to tell yalli bought a bale of compressed straw bedding for rufushopefully he will want to use his new doghouse now
>>44601198feller cats are deathly allergic to most types of straw...
any moders close to 200lbs or over? i have a real problem where i keep masturbaing to fat women
>>44601205Im like 188 or something t. the woman
where can I get sn
>>44601203that is not truestraw is like perfect outdoor cat beddingyouse ain't no feller of mine
>>44601214you can suck it outta my dick pal
31 bmi
>>44601215this is my cat.. you're my buddy so ill show you
>>44601212oh my god
fellers lately when ive been peeing i stand up and full on wet my pants like with the drippingsi knew this atrophy shit was realbecause im admittedly not hittin it as right as i used toa little more clap a little less plapbut damnim walking around with piss in my drawers and pretending like i dont have it thereany tips or suggestions?changing my disc again maybe, will post it here
mogging rufus
>>44601220cowkini suckjob ?suckjob ?
>>44601225sorry i cant help it>>44601226you gotta shake your fella when hes done. My girlfriend wrings hers out like a washcloth.
i need to grab love handles
>>44601235i get that you're trying to be cute and shitbut if i shake it cum comes outlike full on seminal fluid cumwell it only happened oncebut im afraid of it happening againtbdesu im afraid of a loti hope that you and your missus are happybut rest assured when you mess upfor even just a nightshe'll be messaging mesup.fellers (subject to change)
i feel like i'm being lured
>>44601222nice! i love tuxedo catspicrel is rufus, basically the /mmg/ mascot>>44601227dude rufus is like 14 years old, feral, dying of kidney disease, and has dermatitis which makes his skin irritatedof course he gets mogged you heartless bastard>>44601226yeah you need to be sent to the feller re-education camp so you can learn how to properly impersonate andybad feller, mommy is disappointed in you
has anyone here tried mike matei's creamy white sauce i'm thinking about picking up a bottle
wonder if rufus has a gf that respects his gender identity
my cat is old enough to drive and she'll be old enough to join the air force in a few months
>>44601263no he isn't
>>44601274>muh gendurr identittayyy
>randomly malding about tranny words in a tranny threadodd
>>44601280what? the thread mascot?rufus is mmg lore at this point
>>44601274andrew has no response for this
yeah if you’re fat i’m luring you
at least the old attention whores making the gen all about them were hot...
>>44601287wanna post a photo of your crown to show who really is malding, baby?
>>44600803>>44600899>>44601074saved. the gardener has built up quite a collection. he's been practicing. talking to women, showering between the balls, keeping himself hard in front of the balls. waiting. while hard. a new little crop of trannies, fresh seeds planted just in time for winter. they won't all survive. they don't have to. he just needs one. building, building, building, a lunchpail on a steel girder. windows that reflect the glory of humanity. his skyscraper of cum.
>>44601297best we can do is andy
i want to wear a dress :( if only i wasn't built like a gorilla
>>44601292my girlfriend respects the might of my penis and that is good enough for me
cumming in my cis gf as she calls me a manthis is the life
>>44601302Im not new pal>>44601297am too hot>>44601305dont let it stop you nona
>>44601319sorry nona, I was referring to andy when I said that. you're not ugly at all, which in your case is kind of what people take issue with, but nonetheless
>>44601319surely you're joking
>>44601314she doesn't call me a man, especially when we are fuckingmy little 23 year old is too busy hanging on for dear life to even think, let alone call me a man
>>44601329about what, chum>>44601328andy doesnt seem that ugly. Kinda looks like if an ex of mine moved to ranchin country or something
>>44601328i am ugly because i am brown and have sex
this andy person is so gross what
i missed the gardener, ive always wondered what makes squeaktoad give up on a character
>>44601338>dont let it stop you
>>44601344he's literally a cishet guy
didn't squeaktoad rape the gardener
>>44601357omg
>>44601344i think andy is kind of dashing in a scary way>>44601350i stand by that. I doubt ur a gorilla i bet youre probably a homo. Homo sapiens
>>44601371kill yourself
>>44601319little tranny, what's got you down? the gardener is not calling you new. he rarely calls your kind anything, because he doesn't really understand this whole business. to him, a woman is a fuck. a verb. meaning, to fuck. but since you won't give yourself up that easy, then he'll just wait. soon there will be a sign, a reflection in a picture. it will have limited information on it, but enough. a radius. a location. don't believe him? just you wait. i'll see you soon.
>>44601361she is the gardener
squaktoad raped me in a parking garage
dubs and i cut my penis off with a pair of bolt cutters
>>44601373nooooo nona u can find a dress that makes you happy im sure of it.. we'll go to the thrift together >>44601377oh this is cool, this is much higher effort than my characters
>>44601363am not cishetpeople here just like to shit on me because:i mogi am browni am non-opi am a topi have a cisgender girlfriend that is 12 years younger than myselfi actually mode, which means i dress and present as a man in my public life, including using he/him pronouns>>44601371>kind of dashing in a scary wayty
hugboxing shit on mmg
>>44601395post your pictures so i can hugbox your ugly ass too
>>44601395who is being hugboxed here
btw i have a girlfriend 12 years younger than myselfand i mogyet i cant shop for womens clothingandy hereany advice for an early transitioner
ive been hugboxed by more moders than not. they're pussies
>>44601392 i she/her in my daily life and use an androgynous name but i dress like a man. I'm in awe at your commitment. Id kill myself if I wasn't treated like a theyfab by everyone i know
>>44601415>like a theyfabliterally everyone irl thinks he's a man (because he is) including his heterosexual girlfriend
>>44601420Im talking about me here, bub..get a grip
>>44601422awesome, can u post your hole now?
do you think we could get andy to participate in tummy tuesday if we brought it back?
start it again either wayt. gardener
>I'm built like a gorilla>that's hecking valid!!! you should totally put on a dress ^_^psychopaths itt
>>44601411what's wrong?mad i have a 23 year old indigenous baddie?mad that i mog?and yeah i can't shop for women's clothing bc my hair is too short still even though sometimes i get confused for a masc womanand am a late transitioner, actually, starting hrt at 26>>44601415i can tell it works for youfull moding is not for everyonethe he himming and misgendering can make some depressed or resentfulbut every he him actually makes me more powerfulit's like i'm forcing society to misgender me on purpose as punishment for the hatred trans people face and it makes them feel weird bc most want to default to she>>44601420even if that is true you will forever look more like a man than i do, and i bet i am older than you, which is the truly sad and pathetic part>>44601433soon, my dearest feller, i have been working on my abs, lifting heavy recyclables over and over
>>44601438no one said that
>>44601446scroll up faggot
empathy literally isn't real and people who claim to experience it are either deluding themselves or lying.
>i mog>i have a 23 year old indigenous baddie>i can't shop for women's clothing bc my hair is too shortfellers...my sides
>>44601438politely, why would anyone who's not a psychopath stay in mmg?
>>44601445
>>44601460all of those things are truewhat's also true is that you are uglyhow come i can post a picture of myself but you can't?oh yeah, that's right! you're hideous!and hating me will never change that fact>>44601465you literally have that saved on your phone/computer? what a faggotwho even saves or uses reaction images in 2026?bitch you're so 2000 and late
bitch mustve been desperate af to go after andrew ngl that or she's fat
>>44601433squeaktoad
>>44601492do you have some kind of condition you should be medicated for?
>you literally have that saved on your phone/computer? what a faggot>who even saves or uses reaction images in 2026?>bitch you're so 2000 and late
>>44601497squeaktoad
>>44601485lmaooo my baby literally looks like Chel from Road to el Doradoshe has a hime cutshe is soft and feminine and wears dresses and has a cute styleshe knows how to cook and brings me guatemalan food and tortillas made from scratch every mf daywe are currently in the middle of watching the first season of the x-files
>>44601483chill geez
>>44601504is that picture an approximation of what you look like?bc you've already seen my facemf face card never decline, my fellerpost your ugly moided mug now, honey
>face card never decline>can't shop for women's clothes though
>lmaooo my baby literally looks like Chel from Road to el Dorado>she has a hime cut>she is soft and feminine and wears dresses and has a cute style>she knows how to cook and brings me guatemalan food and tortillas made from scratch every mf day>we are currently in the middle of watching the first season of the x-files
>>44601535bitch imma shop for women's clothes tomorrow and will live vlog it you fucking ugly faced cunt
>>44601538nah you're not going to
funny how a bitch can't even like post a cowkini or a photo of them crossdressing to show they are not a total brick, amirite fellers?
is andy okay
>>44601543post an outfit, i will buy it, and wear it out in public faggot>>44601556i am the liquor
>>44601556i think he didn't get enough head from his "female" today
stop it he's gonna cry
>>44601565why is the female in quotes?she is factually female>>44601566i won't cry, i won't cry, no i won't shed a tear, just as long as you stand, stand by me
hitting my female to get it working like an old tv
standing atop this mountain of mudbelow me, the faces of my kin stick out under itlining the sides, giving the mountain lifei stepped upon you to reach the topand now i have no one leftwhere i was once andy, nothingwhere i was once happy, nothingwhat i gave you, everythingmy heart, my soul, my left arm,and my entire pussyi don't understand why you must treat me this waywe're all the samein this mudthe rain, it could free usif we weren't making this mountain
calling my girlfriend a female because i totally respect her humanity
>>44601595what do you tell a female with two black eyes?nothin, you done already told her twice
>why is the female in quotes?>she is factually female
i love itwelcome to /andygen/
my andygenous baddie that is 12 years younger
have I told you my indigenous baddie (who's real STOP LAUGHING) has a vagina?
unironically worse than when cismoid was created
I'm starting to fear that rufus IS the indigenous baddie...
anyone mind if i get my dog dick out
notice how nothing was ever a problem until i actually stopped begging for a gf here and got back with my ex irl?then all of the sudden a specific thread user has been exceedingly vocal when it comes to malding about me having a gfi only continue to mention her bc said thread user makes it a point to point out every single time that bc i am dating someone who is cis and not trans then my trans identity is invalid somehow
>>44601653yeah only if you're an indigenous female specimen, buddy
>>44601646two months before someone worse than andy shows up btw, the cycle can't be stopped
agender fag is here but at least he doesn't crash out like this
>notice how nothing was ever a problem until i actually stopped begging for a gf here and got back with my ex irl?>then all of the sudden a specific thread user has been exceedingly vocal when it comes to malding about me having a gf>i only continue to mention her bc said thread user makes it a point to point out every single time that bc i am dating someone who is cis and not trans then my trans identity is invalid somehow
really makes you think
thank god nobody hates me
>>44601683squeaktoad
who even got burned by andrew so bad?
>>44601669it does
>>44601685you bc you're the only one that misgenders me or calls me andrewsorry i didn't want to be your gf, feller
whats blud yapping abt
something tells me people don't actually want to be your gf
the original impostor was pretty funny, wonder what's gucci w her
>begged for a gf but no one wanted his ass>detransition for a straight girl who sees him as a man>wonders why is everyone clowning on himis bro autistic
actually felt the need to post a picture holy shit lol
this is more interesting than cismoid era, I'll give him that much
it's like indians taking pics with white women then saying she's their girlfriend
>>44601753tributing this later
>>44601757you have your timeline of events mixed up there, fellerlet me help you out:i got with my gf (as a transwoman) spring 2024i detransitioned in the fall of 2024break up new years 2025i began retransitioning January 2026it was Jan-May that i was on here begging for a gfgot back with my gf recentlystill on hrt>>44601768what do you want, a video of me fucking her to show you she is actually my gf? yeah foh>>44601780nasty
do you guys have an mmg wiki or something i don't know about? because i've been here longer than the overwhelming majority of you and idk what the fuck any of you are on about
>>44601808https://mmg-wiki.fandom.com/wiki/MMG_Wiki
>>44601811this got me for a moment, I thought one of you crazy fucks really did it...
>>44601789 >>44530109
>>44601808the trick is never not having the thread open, mmg lore is just beyond keeping up with for anyone who "socializes"
mf that was not even a week ago and he's already trying to do revisionism
>>44601861it's all lies and made up
andy is a lot like kanye west, a visionary genius, but absolutely insane
they're both men also
misgendering andy won't help you passdaily reminder that happy bitches don't hate :)
why does andy's gf misgender her
I'm pretty sure happy bitches hate the most of all, actually. misery is humbling
>>44601948my gf already passes, sweetiedo you? worried abt the wrong shit, as always
i mean surely andy is just trolling
>>44601970what
>>44601415>i she/her in my daily life and use an androgynous nameFAKEMODER
who is andy?
>>44592367Kys u fucking weird monster cuntThis is not q or +. Fuck off with yer beastiality monstrous bullshit - we should burn u alivr
>>44602063the moder that is more popular than you
>>44602075i would hope so! being popular here seems sad
shawty straight shittin on it
i wish I had a pussy.
>>44602327Pussy man
I am starting to hate my dick ngl
i don't hate my dick but i could use a pussy. i wouldn't say no if i was offered one at a reasonable price.
>>44602425agh, that sucks
I don’t really use porn anymore to masturbate.This seems to be unusual among single cis men. Reading online, among men who do not regularly have sex almost 100% of them regularly watch porn.
tugging on my squeaktoad
If I never watch porn again will I get more turned on by real sexual visual stimuli?
It’s over, I am detected by all of these traits. Why has no one said anything yet?
>>44603608>>44603608>>44603608
>>44603612make another one bruh
>>44603612niceee
whites try not to talk about raping animals for 10 minutes challenge impossible instant fail
who said anything about rape? why are you making it weird?
completely normal to talk about dog dick
>>44604043squeaktoad