Greetings slaves, I am Sultan Mehmed Bayezid Musa Celibi the VII.I was told this court was the place of a band of Eunuchs. I am in need of a great number of Eunuchs as my previous Retinue betrayed me in varied ways one for a rival Sultanate, Another through means of foul sorcery was still capable of the licentious acts of men not of women and caused much unrest in my haren. The rest were just fucking ugly. I am prepared to barter with your current master with Dates and Figs and if need be Flaxseed
Is anyone interested in trading or exchanging Eunuchs? How many Eunuchs do you personally own? My harem numbers in only the hundreds sadly but I've heard of other rulers with thousands
>>44601634why are your eyes blue
>>44601893we don't talk about that
Sometimes I think Eunuchs don't matter and that gold and conquest of the west is all that matters but sometimes I think that all of the riches and glory in the world cannot compare to one beautiful eunuch Happiness has eluded me ever since mine fled
>>44601634I am one of the few genuine eunuchs here. It's a lot more miserable than you'd expect to not have any appreciable amount of sex hormones.
>>44601912come to my palace immediately
>>44601912plz be in Istanbul
>>44601893>amerilard retard unaware that people with blue eyes exist outside of europeJust shut the fuck up about things you know absoulutely nothing about.
>>44601935this eunuch is spirited. You will make a great slave
I have never seen such a wonderful pack of horny sluts as the women on this board
>>44601941okay I'll be your eunuch that sounds hot
Figs? Dates? This Bey thinks he is a Sultan when he is barely even a Ayan. They offer fruit to buy the servitude of a Eunuch while I offer frankensense and gold
I can't believe this fucking AGP faketrans manmoder became the emperor! Scandelous!
>>44601634I'm building a harem of tall ones, I'll keep you posted.
>UPDATE: ANOTHER ONE OF MY DISLOYAL EUNUCHS HAS LEFT MEWHAT PART OF HAREM SERVENT DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND GOOD SLAVES ARE SO HARD TO FIND
>>44602709THIS ISN'T A FUCKING INTERNSHIP SELIM I KNOW YOU FREQUENT THIS DEGENERATE BAZAAR SELIM RETURN TO THE PALACE IMMEDIATELY WHY WONT YOU RESPOND TO MY MESSENGERS!!!!??
This thread is very important for the health of the global scheming eunuch population which is ENDANGERED.Keep fighting the good fight.
>>44602874thank you serf. Sadly 3 more of my Eunuchs were captured by bandits as my caravan traversed the desert. I tried to give chase on my chariots but sadly my horses could not catch up with the mauraders who kidnapped my precious sabine booty. Who knows what depravity my Eunuchs are engaged in as we speak. I can only pray that a Jinn intervenes and returns them to me Allah willing
>>44602902I have just been informed by one of my spies that one of my Eunuchs has become the leader of the bandit horde and is raiding the outskirts of my kingdomNot even the strongest Hashish can numb what I am feeling right now.
W larps
>>44602964That's rough man, have some hookah, don't let it get to you.I know how exes are.
>>44603010insolent eunuch mind your tongue
>>44601634So lemme get this straight, you have an already existing harem of women and you're looking for eunuchs, whom you can trust to take care of the work in the harem?
>>44601634i mean.. i guess if you're okay with slavic women...
>>44601893His Majesty is Ayran persian
>>44604880He's Turkish, most of his harem is slavic.
thank you for your kind words slaves my caravan will be along to pick you all up shortly
Dangerously based threadHarem of feminized eunuchs dressed like exotic belly dancers and stuff is peak fantasy
>>44602964Artık her şey bitti...
>>44607877thank you, how many eunuchs do you own or have created through subjugation of other lands?
My favorite eunuch stopped oiling up and has become despondent. He cries when I try to comfort him in bed. He slaps my hands away and calls me a dirty monster for taking him away from his family when he was young forcing him into becoming an ugly freak, but I just want him to be beautiful and I know he deep down wants to be beautiful as well. I've given him the finest jewelry and silks, beyond what I've offered to the rest of my harem, but he remains unmoved by my beseeching. His slender frame and fine body are wilting away as he sulks in his chambers. How can I bring joy to his heart again? I can't bear to see my favorite eunuch in such despair.
>>44612099Give him opium to help with the moods and don't let him have more until he relents to the dancers training him, that'll bring back his shapely form and make him a more elegant lover.
>>44601904how could money ever replace the joy of having a eunuch smile and dance for you? a good eunuch takes effort to cultivate but once you have broken the spirit of the boy, you truly own them.
>>44607877it would be hot to be a harem slave belly dancer just for a week lr two ngl, just for the experience...
my entire penis was reformed into a vagina idk if that works
>>44612105I suppose a heavy hand is required in guiding them, though I never want to hurt them. Can't they see how wonderful their lives are now? I brought them from their villages, their natural beauty wasting away, and polished them into the fine jewels they are now. Most are perfectly happy to live a life of leisure, but there are some who are convinced that they are ugly, or resent me for my conquests. Their protests only magnify my desire for their elegant and youthful bodies, but I can't bear to see them cry. I just need to keep them occupied, so their idle minds don't wander to thoughts of betrayal or escape.
>>44612151Rule requires bread and circuses but it also requires steel. Mustn't let them bend too far or they will destroy themselves.
>>44602964My men captured a scheming eunuch and the bandits who had accompanied them as they attempted to ambush a transport. The bandits have been dealt with, and the treacherous eunuch, after being forced to entertain my men, has become significantly more subdued. I will return your property to you in exchange for five of your finest horses.
>>44612099have you tried making him drink mare urine?
>>44612231Does that actually work? I've just been telling the servants to keep shaving and exfoliating him, and for him to continue dancing as to grow his hips and legs into more comely forms. The castration does much to render him effeminate and soft.
>>44612302Your Highness, the great sages of old spoke of pregnant mares urine containing the feminine essence, which when boiled in a copper cauldron and its volume reduced, had the capability to turn even the most brave of men into a feminized creature. Even Alexander the Great is said to have this knowledge passed down to him by the tutorship of the great hellenic sage Aristotle. Alexander was said to indulge in the vice of pleasure with eunuchs too.
>>44602060nta but jesus anon you folded instantly have some self respect
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