cake editionlast sweetcheeks >>44604899
RIP Dollyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJBz1U6Y-pg
>>44606985weird
In Him we trust
In Dolly We Trust
>>44607028I don’t find clav attractive at all, he has the air of someone an incredibly repressed billionaire would find attractive, almost like a sign of lost youth and vanity. He reminds me of that gay Canadian murderer dude.
>>44607043I wish she was my mom
>>44607056damn slayer your kinky
>>44607044....ok.........
Would you keep associating with a straight man if you realized he used you for compliments?
>>44607095yes, I have done this
>>44607043the og agp
started my new classes today and one of my professors is hotttt
GET THIS DIVA A QUESADILLA!!!
>>44607056she could have been your dad if they didn't transition her at a young age
>>44607095i would never compliment a straight man
Cum
>>44607119Gaysadillas filled with horny gay sex inside
i want a bf.
>>44607172hey
>>44607174sup, hehewhat are you, gay or somethin' xD
>>44607181only for you, my love
>>44607169nice
I would also like a bf to do things with
>>44607172you need to have a bf checkup first, spread legs
Oh deltoid, I can feelThe soil falling over my headAnd as I climb into an empty bedOh well, enough said
>>44607185i've never had a lover
Kim Dong Troon
>>44607044he is average looking but to his ugly incel fanbase he is like chad okay
>>44607295Avgvicular according to beauty pageant judge Larry 'Sex Juggs' Knoem
>>44607295You look a doodoo clown mess.
>>44607315hm
>>44607322Hm?
>>44607335hmmy
>>44607316what does that have to do with me fuck face, fucking dumb faggot
>>44607134No gd is my dad sorry
>>44607355lol
clav is like what straight guys think gay guys think is hot
>>44607366they don't be knowin about our yaoi lobster octopus tentacles porn
>>44607350Hmm
>>44607366Clav is twunk if it was a face i hope he continues his medical experiment of a life for the sake of all humanity
>>44607366HAHA BRUTAL
>>44607315>>44607335>>44607398any videos of him having sex? these types of pic do nothing for meyou're not truly submissive unless you take it in the ass/mouth
>>44607335*sticks finger in bellybutton*
>>44607398hmmmmmm
>>44607398Too bad he's not attractive
>>44607398mayo monkey
>>44607449What kind of guys do you find hot?
Stinky pits!
>>44607500that anon has gatekept that guy for like a year now loool
>>44607525Keep your dirty Polish fingers away from my bondage twink kulak
>>44607513Lowkey better
>>44607540i lost interest a long while ago
>>44607525
>>44607540he looks about 30
>>44607544Not really
>>44607544His face lmfaooo
>>44607525Do you have more of him?
>>44607552ADHD a common affliction of your kind
>>44607566just ask the anon>>44607573ADD, lets be realistic here, do i look hyperactive to you
odds: I stop using 4chanevens: I keep using 4chan>>44607598>do i look hyperactive to younot with that body
>>44607598lol oh sheezer that's why we love you
>>44607566
>>44607606would give him my penis
>>44607598here's how he looks now, pics must be 10-15 years old
>>44607610Just take a break for a month. It's good to cleanse your mind from social media from time to time
>>44607613Is this personal footage because there is no sauce on this
>>44607610
>>44607631no, i remember seeing some of the images on x.com beforeprobably was shared on multiple gay bondage sites
Giving Beyoncé
>>44607617Too young to post in graygen. IP ban him.
>>44607640Poor boy so many men probably jerked off to him
>>44607680He needs to sniff those shoes and stop being difficult
YOU WON'T BREAK MY SOULYOU WON'T BREAK MY SOULYOU WON'T BREAK MY SOUL YOU WON'T BREAK MY SOUL
I WILL BREAK YOUR HOLE I WILL BREAK YOUR HOLEI WILL BREAK YOUR HOLEI WILL BREAK YOUR HOLE
>>44607712RELEASE YA ANGERRELEASE YA MIND
I miss getting tied up by older men
>>44607728We're you ever a chandelier?
>>44607733I've done suspension a number of times if that's what you mean
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1787690223186370.webm
>>44607743Doesn't that hurt?
>>44607315>>44607335WHOI SAVED ALL OF HIS IMAGES LAST TIME I SAW HIM
>>44607743is that this? I always wanted to do it but dont' want scars
All swedish twinks poast hole immediately you been told!Science code video game technology
i suspend my disbelief itt
>>44607754
>>44607782what in the hellraiser
>>44607791you should be hanged like that naked in a park with a sign that says "free use"
>>44607782ew
Would you guys watch this movie?
freshy anon on a mad ting a bad ting
UNCLE JONNY MADE MY DRESSTHAT CHEAP SPANDEX, SHE LOOKS A MESS
>>44607832>jew wants to be subversiveWhat else is new
>>44607832Andrew Garfield is say it with me MADE FOR BBC
>>44607832i didn't watch his run. tobey was still fresh in my head. no slight to him or the current one, i like them as people but there's no reason for them to be still making those movies or most of the MCU at this point
>>44607884he belongs to the streets
>>44607880>>44607884>>44607887None of you answered the question?
>>44607832there aren't any good gay superheroes
>>44607929SO?
>>44607929sorry the implication is i wouldn't watch it because i have no interest in watching spiderman after tobey maguire's trilogy
>>44607757no, it feels good>>44607782ewyou can do it with rope just fine
>>44607832why does Hollywood have to make every gay relationship interracialit's like they're just doing it to be subversive, rather than caring about homosexuality or interracial relationships outside of how they can be used as chits in some game against normality
>>44607985I like that gay movie that came out in like 2023 where both of the gay couple cheat on eachother with black men. I think it was called Bros
>>44607985That's the product they're selling, not their crappy film or tv series sponsored by Blackrock-TikTok-Tel Aviv Public Broadcasting. Hollywood is so subsidized by outside interests they don't care if there's an audience for their films anymore.
>>44607985You are so close
This guy asks you to pound his ass on top of an alter to Pan in the middle of the Egyptian desert, do you do it?
>>44607832Maybe.
>>44608037Mr Crowley Did you talk to the dead He's getting those sinister buns rekt for sure
>>44608037no he sounds mental
>>44608037That nigga liked poo poo and pee pee
>>44608046He really did that by the way, he took it up the butt from a Jewish guy out in the desert.
>>44607985Its not enough to be gay and interracial. The white has to be the delicate bottom and the top has to be the brutish top. If you made the white guy a masculine top and the black guy a demure bottom, theaters would burn down across the country. Thats what sex means to the culture agenda. It has to depict whites as weaklings willingly submitting to strong masculine black men. Thats the message. White men and women have to see white men as hapless weaklings and non-whites as natural male strength. Or whites as scheming villains. If you see a white male hero he still looks like an effete. Otherwise he is a caricature of a sixty year old has-been trope or parody, usually paired with the smarter, cooler brown side-kick.
>>44608055good for him
>>44608057cry moar
>>44608055Every satanist/atheist ever
Du darfst mir duzen
>>44608037Yes but I want cuddles too.
>>44608084He was neither. I read his biography "Perdurabo" and it was really good, also the longest book I ever read.
>>44608055him and Victor Benjamin Neuburg did gay sex magick to try to release a demon into the world
>>44608037When Shiza FartsWhen Shiza comes, 'tis earthquake hour The bed vibrates like kettledrumsIt is a grand display of power when Shiza comesWhen Shiza farts, my hasty nose sniffs up the fragrance from her parts Shamed are the violets and the rose when Shiza fartsAn up exhales a greasy stench for which you curse the careless wench; so things which must not be exprest, when plumpt into the reeking chest, send up an excremental smell to taint the parts from whence they fell the petticoats and gown perfume which waft a stink round every room thus finishing his grand survey disgusted Strephon stole away repcating in his amorous fitsOh! Shiza, Shiza, Shiza shits!
If you want something to happen, promote it before it exists and tell everyone about it. You have to put yourself into the mindset of already having it.
im still christian yknow
You be you and I will be me and together we will be us.
>>44608191>AAAAAAAAA THE FIRE IT BURNS gay christains after they die lol
>the supermarket had christmas stuff on sale
>>44608243I saw Halloween stuff yesterday. Insane.
i'm not gay. your gay...
>>44608243Too early for Christmas stuff i say, I'm still buying my Halloween merch in August
Christmas is for boyfriends. Santa only brings gifts for twinks.
Kayla lemiux costumes should exist
>>44608266
>>44608243Delta did you know that avocado tastes like clean dick
>>44608243you manifested that
Halloween Thanksgiving Xmas mashup where we dress like vampires and eat turkey from strangers hands that look like Santa Claus
squeak!
I want to stuff a twink into gift box and tie him up in red ribbons and put the twink box under the Christmas tree.
squeak twink sex please
breathe through your butthole
Whenever the bottom gags on slayers dick he thinks my dick isnt that small but really the bottom is gagging because of the smell
>>44608336The smell is the best part
>>44608295never had avocado but I doubt that>>44608296it's not christmas until greggs start doing the gingerbread muffins afaic
>>44607044>he has the air of someone an incredibly repressed billionaire would find attractiveBut Peter Thiel isn't repressed; he's openly gay.
>>44608330AI is teaching me how to breathe entirely through my anus. Soon i will be able to live underwater and find merman bf
thoughts on delta's halloween costume?
Conservatives are so stupid they think that we want to trans their kids when really we want to help their kids discover they were ALWAYS TRANS we are just giving them the vocabulary and providing them with essential healthcare WHICH THEY ARE AGAINST which RESULTS IN SUICIDES
All transies poast bank account number upon entry you been told! Hacker screen science doodoo filter list
I eat my boyfriend's turds
>>44608385>apple
>mostly straight>get chubby on a bulk>thighs and ass grow>have tits now >gay men hit on me im shaped like a bottomFUCK
Who has the biggest most voluptuous and curvy body here
what causes two males to mate anyway? i don't mean friends with benefits either, i'm talking about a monogamous bond that is more about romance than it is about sex. a bf could be considered a mate if you're both on the same page but these days people seem to be so quick to call someone their, "bf", when really (desu) they aren't even that serious.
>>44608309Erm is in squeak is out...
who cares what they thinkwhat does the pope think
>>44608434>>44608414
>>44608436Love is erm magical not scientific
I hate modern gay culture so fucking much. I don't want some pink prissy woke faggot in a dress who paints his nails, and talks in a lispy voice. I want a MAN in a suit and tie who drives a truck, has a beard, and probably works in a factory or on cars, that will take me out to dinner and take care of me when I'm feeling hopeless.That concludes my short political rant
>>44608393you would have to prove that trans people have always existed when not even earlier civilizations acknowledged them the Greeks acknowledged androgynous people, effeminate men, man/boy relationships, and people who liked crossdressing but not anything like modern day trannies who believe they were born the wrong sex and should have free revision surgeries so they can better trick men
>>44608434Shiza
why does delta have to ruin both holidays already?delta ruins everythingwhy cant that ogre just stay in his room and keep quietno one wants to hear his whiney puss griping anyways the lummox
i'm a demisexual sub fem bottom
femboy raid we're being raided by the femboy mafias i can sense it
>>44608495wtf did I do
White millenial men fucking each other
>>44608455hoe you is not a time travelarina ok you have no idea what earlier civilizations dids or dids not do you werent there
>>44608452shut up xanthuope lmao
>>44608532if I was a bird I would poop right on your headpoop right on itpoop on your headif I was a birdor elephant
>>44608452what about a cunty niqabi with a handbag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmI1MSmHFA0
yeah a lot of people dont like me for not being an established member of the community
>>44608576>BurqaThat would be a tranny then? Men do not wear those. I don't have any romantic interest in transfolk.
i want to become a doctor though, perhaps before becoming a priest at the request of my non animalus man friends
delta is a big gingey oaf and I dont like ithe should bury his face in pudding and keep it there so we dont have to see it the beastly lecher
>>44608565
the original life form hates religion and protista man really wants people to stop calling on him, living light is supposed to be his proxy
>>44608662I'll pee in your eye you sonofabitch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RGMfpIUTMM
This general is for the bullying of Winona's pussy until she moans and cums in her native Kurdish language
right in his eyeright in it
i dont think we should prioritize making living light before the symbiote.i feel master hands kind will be helpful in understanding aliens and other concepts, but to make that happen we have to figure out a way to gigantify our entire solar system instantaneously at the same moment the living light wont be too helpful in being our new government yet, and i feel the daze upon impact into the new world should do more than enough in making sure that people behave.id say we need to grow maybe ~60000x biggeri think the sentient head sculpture aliens should be able to help us find new technology
>>44608690He cute
>>44608588https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQadcm_dwEM
tfw no tennis bf
>>44608731I know right, i'd pick up off the street before he got into drugs and prostitution.
>>44608728i doubt the procedure of changing our size will harm us in any way if performed correctly and the only noticeable change would be a different nightsky.
can i get free money pls
do not believe master hand is active yet, i doubt hes finished reviewing the planets entire history and future and has started making changes
Dee Dee MegaDoodoo Charlie Kirk Joint Memorial Highway Galveston Texas Sponsored by Buc-ees
Here's part two of that gay breakup I posted earlier.https://youtu.be/gmoUn2euvts
>>44608795sponsored by DUDE WIPESand...CORN NUTS
>>44608784mm nothing's free sell me that fat ass larry
>>44608803ANTI COMMUIST WIPES because COMMUISTS STINK!
>>44608690got tricked, didn't realize the father and son are botr actors and it's a fake storyline, I hate tv
My theme song.https://youtu.be/2uJ7hsdEocg
>>44608803I remember when there was this dude wipes kiosk at walmart for months on end. The loud female voice advertising it on loop as funny as hell.
Finished curd. It drained a bit too long, which I had a feeling about, but the reference recipes were insistent about draining it longer.
The sun will come out, tomorrowBet your bottom dollar, tomorrow
>>44608862We'll see how it tastes tomorrow after the salt melds into it.
tempura reminds me of funnel cake
Stan Owl City
>>44608870Bro's jorkin it to rape porn.
>>44608927I find it gross if cartoons turn you on, even worst than AI porn
Hi yall this is my first post ever on 4chan... I uh... I kinda like men ngl ngl
>>44608978Sounds gay. Post hole.
>>44608978flee this place
Old people laughing in the Pokemon games: "Fufufufufufu"
You're so funny.
Tripfags are bottoms CDC it's ok to admit you're the daddy and you want your cheeks clapped by bara men
>>44609017Yeah. I'm vers. I let my younger friend in the military top me.
>>44609065Was he white and raped those black cheeks up good?
>>44609089Ew. You're giving creep vibes.
>>44607832Andrew Garfield was brilliant in Angels in America so sure why not I could watch him play a fag again.
>>44609139the sissy flamer jumped out
girls dont wanna have fun nuh uh nope.
strait's still closed btw
>>44609157Bye sweetie.
>>44609201not when i'm done with him
>>44608037Maybe. Not everyone can say “I fucked the Beast”.
heyy
Hey girl. What's the skinny sis?
>>44608037I feel like you can't just ghost him afterwards, so maybe not sis.
Horny biting sex with neeky white nerdy guys
Anyone else feeling lonely tonight? ( ´-｀)
>>44608385https://youtu.be/6f7pgA0riU8
>>44608455why do they have to prove that when conservatives can't prove god exists?
>>44607169i need a boyfriend that looks like this,,,,,,,, im waiting
>>44609210context?
need boyfriend!! sigh where's mine.. i've been waiting the longest >.<
>>44609599White boys get down freaky.
wish someone would pound my rainbow sprinkle cake
>>44609648shut your pussy ass up xanthippe dirty fucking freak
sometimes people will tell you a secret to test the limits of your loyalty. meaning. if they tell you something in confidance and suddenly they hear people talking about the thing you told them not to talk about or just actin' weird like something's off about them; then you know you got a rat. a squealer.
Hey, when you guys shave, after you shave your whole face with the grain, do you go over it again against the grain? I do that, but it might be retarded and the reason why I always cut the shit out of my face when I shave.
>>44609809Why do you burden me with your frivolous unyielding torment?
>>44609820i never could grow facial hair like that. i get a few whiskers at best. :[
>>44609839I can't grow a full beard either, but it's still a decent bit of hair on my face, and I fucking hate beards.
>>44609829lol
>>44609820Yes i shave both ways to make sure the end results are smooth. I have those long hairs at the bottom of my neck that grow crazy long compared to the rest of my whiskers too so I'm always trying to make sure those are gone and shaving in both directions works best for that.
>>44609699https://youtu.be/mNp_qs0HwXo?is=lLgzfHjmjl44Di2fDude gets isekai'd into a world where everyone has an ability, and he's the only human.
thoughts on these shorts
>>44609896I don't wear shorts because shorts are gay. I WILL wear jeans in 100 degree weather and no one can stop me.
>>44609896they look good on you sister
>>44609855ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I have to deal with this obnoxious "Sealposter is Xanthippe lololo" every single time I make a fucking post in every single fucking thread? Do you have even the slightest idea how fucking irritating that is? And all you have to say in response to my absolute agony is "lol". You know what? Now you've gone and done it! I can't, I can't... I can't SEAL WITH IT! AHHHH!!!!!!!
What would you consider a "dad bod"? I'd say something like this:https://youtu.be/7QynnxfWp1YBuff but also kinda chubby with a bit of a beer gut. Maybe a bit more chubby than this guy though.
>>44609896easy to pull off unannounced
>>44609820If i only shave with the grain almost nothing gets removed ill still be stubbly af
>>44609896would suck and eat your cum
Anyway I'm going to bed. Sorry if I upset anyone with my little tantrum? I guess I'll be off now, goodnight... (;´Д｀)
I'd watch boxing if they had announcers like this.https://youtu.be/sNq57vAmIHo
>>44609820have you never used a foil shaver before? Braun Series 9 Pro+ Electric Shaver is what you need.
>>44610022I mean I've used an electric razor before, but only when I'm feeling lazy, it doesn't get as close.
>>44610037that shaver makes me baby smooth, buy it from Walmart and return it within 90 days if you don't life it for your money back
>>44610057My dad might actually have one I can steal, it looks familiar.
>>44609938shut THE FUCK up xan/caip/f for femboy/conservativebottom
if you need to shave, why would you use anything other than the cheapest disposable razorsthey have never failed me
>>44610082but i guess it will depend on how thick your beard is, I have dirty blonde/light brown hair, so the experience might be different if you have thick black beard hair or always have a dark shadow on your face even if you shaved with a razor
>>44610113Yeah i have darker hair. Darker than blonde at least.
>>44610121i personally like scratching my face against another man's stubble
>>44610109you have Perez Hilton type cut marks all over your legs from shaving with them, why should we trust your advice?
i use venus razorshttps://youtu.be/xdzSX7F5l0c
>>44609906I tried to be like this but I was told I need more beach and hiking options.>>44609922>>44609945>>44609960ty im not used to shorts
what's more romantic than having your bf put his penis inside of you?
>>44610157him paying the mortgage on time
wish i could just go up to guys and give them a grope
sometimes i just get the urge to pinch a man's heinie
Sorry kid I know you have a college degree but we need to you be operating huge dangerous machinery that runs at 1500 degrees
>>44610157I tell every guy who wants to meet me that he needs to plan out a date of fun things he likes to do, and then I meet up for the first time and we do it. I then take him out on a date that I plan next time if he's still down for it. I guess going the extra mile to not bore me is romantic. I really need to be transfixed by a guy from the beginning or I lose interest fast.
>tfw no bf to rub my beard up against
>>44610204Sometimes I get the urge to squeeze butts and rub bellies and play with belly buttons
>>44610177uhh, shouldn't you get married first
>>44610144not shaving with them, those are from cutting with safety razor blades, not disposable razors. I don't mix work and play
>>44610237i don't like beards ._.
I used to post on /r9gay/ and there was a Brazilian guy on there that annoyed me, so I posted a picture of a website where you could buy tickets to Brazil and I said I was coming to beat his ass. He responded with somthing like "you're coming for this dick, if I feel any teeth you're getting slapped". Anyway that was the hottest thing someone has ever told me before.
>>44610247we're just roommates.
>>44610237i don't like gingoids ._.
>>44608797he's too good for that fat fuck
>>44610257>>44610276No ginger beard for yous then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygikYsabB8o
XD
i sorry gigi. i want a straight boyfriend.
I know James Charles isn't a great guy, but given the chance I'd totally be his pet.
there's nothing wrong with working in urology. people get so childish when they find out you deal with people's plumbing problems. everybody makes peepee.
I want chocolate milk.
Everybody wants the trade, but nobody knows how to seduce a straight man like a woman does. Now ain't that the tea
>>44610372Jeb said none of this happened. Why are you making things up?
>>44610412he'd probably just beat you.
>finished another chest dayone step closer to being hot enough for him
>>44610431In a sexy way?
straight men are like forbidden fruit. ya want what ya can't have.
I want what I want and I get what I want and what I want is a straight mans turds
>>44610445some straight men are sexually fluid and are more open than gay men who have a very specific type
>>44610455Those would be called bisexuals, anon
>>44610459even if a guy is 90% straight he's still bi?
>>44610435i mean. if you take it that way.>comes home.>laundry isn't done>you're lazing around, haven't showered.>he doesn't say much>grabs you by the arm to drag you to the shower>backhands you if you resist>berates you for living in squallor like asmongold with s bunch of condescending five dollar words>grabs you by the ear and tells you that you never listen>goes to do the dishes>sits down at the dining room table to do the bills afterwards>silence
>>44610471Yes.
Some guys are straight until they get high.
>>44610471bro can you just not tell people about our faggotry? i wanna be a respectable member of the local community.
>>44610472I'm gonna be real with you, I'm bigger than him and I think I could kick his ass if I wanted.
>>4461047110% is way too high to be considered straight, i don’t think most people would even give you one experience
If police get called on a DV incident between a gay couple, do they just try and guess who the top is to arrest?
>>44610488ya but you're his puppy because he's got you whipped with how physically attracted you are to him. you let him get away with murder because he's so cute.
>>44610501True.
>>44610497they arrest them both for drugs after planting evidence
misses the point completely
Blackjack
>>44610497the black/latino man gets arrested regardless
i hate men
>>44610481your secrets safe with me
new:>>44610543
Real men have curves real men have fat real men have stretch marks real men have body hair real men have yellow teeth real men have dirt under their fingernails real men have black diabetic feet
https://voca.ro/1mPXLo6RzJD8
