national *** day editionqott: do you have your dog dick out?prev: >>44603608
Ugh. Me Andy.Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.But best thing in whole world? Pussy.Me love pussy. Soft. Warm. Wet like river after rain. Smell good. Taste better than roasted rabbit. Me touch own pussy many time under fur. Me think about other woman pussy too. Make me grunt and smile big.When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put face in her pussy. Lick good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.Pussy number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.Me Andy. Me love pussy.Ugh.
>>44613568going for the 3peat are we.
white people humor
i heard OP is wasian tho
activate squeaktoad protocol
entering into a sexless lavender marriage with a woman by making it clear to her that it will only last as long as the suicide prevention timer on my life insurance policy (that she will be the beneficiary of)
>>44613627spiritually white then
can you believe it guys? money for girls. oh wow, it got here so fast
this thread brought to you by the #modercord
is that why it's so bad
>>44613752did they copy undertale on purpose?
stop, i posted my tits in there last night**
>>44613799squeaktoad
by order of the modercord the following terms have been outlawed:squeaktoadtrainrapenew jerseycover up
>>44613780wharr which part I didn't play undertale
>>44613885like, the entire game is a ripoff lol
>>44613918meds
>>44613879i haven't mentioned jersey in a minute v.v
>>44613928dude have you not played weird route? you look like a fucking idiot if you disagree,
did a wasian baddie really make this thread?
nuh uh my tranny pander slop is unique
>>44613938stop fucking with me i never played undertale >_<
>>44613948wasian female*
wishing andy was my night nurse
>>44613987*gives u potassium poisoning*
>>44613987what the heck do you want that for?
squeaking my btp (beautiful tranny penis) bout to toad
>>44613669i kept mine going even after losing my last few jobs for some reason cause it's tied to my superi didn't realise it's a few hundred k ??? why am i struggling so much if i am apparently not worth nothinggonna leave it all to my niece and nephew
beautiful woman called low battery keeps calling me
keepin my toad squeakyclean #diapedup
>>44614112i am a dog
>>44614139meow
you are seriously disgusting
>>44614207sorry
>>44614389LOL
white girl wednesday
im taking the dog out back
and fucking it
might post thighs later for wgw
>>44614686make sure they're white
my thighs should be white but rn they are an array of blues and purples
oh my god bruh get ready for trender queers spamming about how rocky horror is hecking kweer history
>>44613582https://youtu.be/qfVgUWScVqg?si=WPg2gJgtOh0gGjVr
omg its white girl wednesday????https://files.catbox.moe/7q0m3p.jpg
>>44614877there really isn't much of anything more attractive than this
>>44614888its all angles bub, im a wide lardbody whale im real life. A bmi of 27...
>>44614906I stand by what I said bub
its all a larp isnt it
no i'm just a moid
Passoids get out
She posted herself like 6 times to the fit check thread, she likes what she see ^_^
white niggas love dog knot
>>44614970what are u talkin about bub
>>44614970her face highkirk chopped dont fret bout it
obligatory~
>>44615003don't be like that
>>44614990I did not! >>44615003Its true i have a big chin and jaw!
yawn
Anybody having fun at work rn
i am! i just walked around my office building taking polaroids just to get back in and notice my lens cap was on ^_^
i jacked off
>>44615098NOOOOOOOO...im so sorry nonanon. Im posting and writing at my office job..is photography a hobby of yours? I would love to see some shots...>>44615119Is jacking off a hobby of yours? I would love to see some shots...
i might be bii've always been attracted to women or the idea of being a womanhaving been on hrt for a while, still manmoding, i keep having meta attracted fantasies about being with men.a guy just delivered something to my house and i imagined myself saying to him, "i could suck your dick and you could fuck me if you want"wtf
reddit spacing
>>44615188this is normal. Youve subconsciously realized women are the desired. Now your brain is telling you that to truly be a woman you have to be desired as well...
>>44615188i sucked him off and let him fuck me btw
>>44615157Its like a little hobby on the side, it kind of goes hand an hand with my drone stuff.heres all the lovely shots from my walk today ^_^
>>44615211no i didn't
>>44615188just don't cheat on your gf
>>44615227wow such textured shots of your lens cap...i love film i record music on tape..i just like analog technology
>>44615282i'm a virgin
>>44615302wanna fix that
>said she was gonna stream the stuff so I could watch>refused my disc invite anywayblackpilled again
>>44615295ooo my old roommate was into synth, he had the coolest racksetup. I highly suggest the polimaths module, it made like a night and day difference to his compositions.heres a real pic btw
>>44615335idk to be honest
>>44615342thats rough buddy
>>44615407you're mocking me
>>44615410sorry i have cluster b personality disorders
>>44615456same >_<
attention bpdemons: sometimes people are working or busy and can't get to your discord invite instantly
andy is that player that ya love to hate
>>44615555im going to cut your name on my thighs
>>44615577god damn it
ohh i have discord on my work pc because im so not a loser, ill accept right away!
bruh i wish a female (tranny) had been that crazy abt me foo
i want a six pack :(
I want a six pack OF BEER amirite?
alcohol made me chubby :/
>>44615674post belly
you're lying, nobody on mmg has a BMI over 19
>>4461570230 here
>>4461570226
>>44615705>>44615734sorry but I've seen photographic evidence that this gen is only accessible to skinny twinkhons
>>44615770nuh uh
im like actually a disgusting flabby beast tho y u ppl always lyin ;_; its why im here and not at the club
>>44615853working my toad atm hoping to squeak soon
>>44615853zamn fr? *bites lip*
a disgusting flabby beast (passes with bangs)
>>44615342lol... why would I play or stream essentially undertale to you??
now who among us is begging for connection and friendship again
vibrator against my toad, squeak stuffed with 7 inches of flesh colored plastic...
I'd rather connect a fork with a plug socket than connect with the average 'moder tbdesu
>>44615940oh my god nvm go fuck yourself hope you die alone
>>446159401 you are so mean2 why are you so adamant that it's undertale, are you just a toby fox simp
it has nothing to do with midtale she's braindead
ifw homestuck
https://voca.ro/12oWcRbOeg7O
>>44615906i think ur thinking of another nona
>>44616008it's so deeply derivative of undertale it's not even funny, have you even played the game?
>>44615347I've only really messed with standalone synths, i have an arturia microbrute and a moog werkstatt, as well as a few pocket operators. Ive wanted to get a rack for a while but im focusing on my songwriting craft atm..i like your sunflower pic! Did you shoot it on some old stock film? I actually do digital photography (picrel), but a former friend was all film and she taught me a little bit..
unlike Undertale, which would NEVER do anything derivative of better RPGs
oh my god shut up
>>44615969stealing this for a song thanks nona
>>44615965oh! me! me!
>>44616064we call them nonas because NONA-them look male
breddy gud
this is what I get for trying to be friends with the worthless hoes from here
>>44616145dont give up nona, i've made some decent friends here and only a very few amount of enemies
who wants to watch me stream a horror game
>>44616079why are you so pressed?did you get this upset when you realized undertale was derivative of mother and touhou
>>44616145are you mocking me?
we're watching kung pow enter the fist in the passoidcord
>>44613568STOP WITH THIS
Do any of you guys like cap'n jazz
>>44616163>touhoulol nice try schmup fag
>>44616182uh,, do you have your d*g d*ck out
>>44616189yeah
>>44616194*drools*
>>44615981
you're all the same person anyways know one moder you know them all
>>44616194nta but wanted you to know i have my dog dick out
we're staring at the wall and cutting ourselves in the truemodercord
ill stream myself playing a racing game with my drive sim. when i have the webcam on, i look like the "hit it joe" guy pulling at my cranks, and tugging on my knobshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVFEVWJMz8&t=2s
>>44616195hell yeah bro...do you have any recommendations? Like cap'n jazz or the first couple of unwound albums..im trying to make my band good at music and need stuff to study
flipnic ultimate pinball and pizza with my big sister tonight!!!if i'm good i can even have a couple rolling rocks >_<
my new band, Moidy and the Named Characters
how about another joke murray?
>>44616215aren't you the girl that doxxed herself
her address is in the archives
Joaquin Penix is "The Moder"
>girl>her
oh this one of scary men
>>4461621512rodsdrive like dejupissed jeansdanananananananananananananaykroydjapandroidsembracemillion deadhard girls
>>44616257squeaktoad
self-doxxing general
>>44614877where to cop the pants and bra
my address isn't in the archives yet, but you can get from someone's face or location to that real fast these days with very little effort or cost (let alone more identifying info)
yall can find me in jersey city fucking with my jersey clitty
>>44616359toad
come to my place if you are feeling under perforated
>>44616215greyhousethe jazz junealgernon cadwallader
>>44616608they didn't ask you
>they
>>44616241im NOT moided >>44616258i sure hope not!>>44616261haha! no!>>44616267get a load of this bub>>44616282love 12rods so much...i will listen to hard girls thats a good name>>44616342bra is i think aerie? Idk id have to check. Its a bralette because its comfy and doesn't make my chest as obvious. The pants are thrifted levi corduroy i think.>>44616608thank you other anon, i also saw algernon cadwallader recommended somewhere else but didnt looooove what i heard. Maybe oll listen again>>44616701she/they is what I use irl...everyone just uses she though except for my other they/thembys..
>>446166591 passoid shows up and now the transbians are getting uppity v.v
>>44615295that is so coolgod i wish i was good at music
>>44616721hasn't this happened like twice before? mmg is a flat circle, or something
>>44616721know your place v.v
Fuck what an ugly post im sorry i meant to say "squeaking my tadpole till the frog comes out">>44616723Just start playing guitar and writing lyrics and then make songs. I started when i was 21 or so.
>>44616736>just do itoh thanks. what have i been doing all this time...
just don't believe in pronouns, sorry!
>>44616733passflation has knocked me below manmoder levels atp
>>44616747Oh that's neat! How do you refer to people?>>44616741im sorry nona...it sucks but you cant ever do something if you dont start it. If you have problems starting things then i recommend you drop everything and get prescribed stimulants.
I hate that I always find out about celebrities dying via 4chan
RIP Tim Curry you would have loved /mmg/ I think
>>44616900
and nothing of value was lost that day
>>44616924I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by fakemoders... SPACE!
>>44616957ur speaking to a fakemoder buddy
squeaking to a faketoader
I would have been a quakemoder but I just loved foregone destruction too much
UR ALL FAKEMODERS ISTFG
>>44617065omg you reminded me i bookmarked the nin x quake merch. then forgot to come back and buy it and now it's sold out
>>44617065i am so old
anyone here do bjj? currently manmoding but have been taking estrogen for about 3 months and wondering when/if it’s going to start being a problem
bruh, my tits hurt like all hell from just laying on my moid gut too hard.. I can't imagine the strain and pain of a full body grapple or an armbar with some moids rock hard calves pressing inthat shit was finally getting better but literally as ive come into the 2 year mark, they started flaring back up again v.v
blowjobjob
i think i'm going to be a magic the gathering tranny
This is it, going to a family picnic with friends. Let’s see if they clock me bwahaha.
hosting the new mmg picnic event (portland exclusive)
I'll bring the COCK
>>44617697you're going to need better decks than the ol yeye ass lists you be pulling from the arena precons
>>44617737i just wanna use shitty decks that are fun to play...
i cannot ~for the life of me~ wait to show you my fuckery control deck ;3
>>44617761why are u typing like that
is this how transbians flirt?
UwU maybe~
>>44617772ughh khakis?
>>44617772no one knows why she's like this, not even her
>>44617645when I first started getting breast buds it hurt, so I started wearing a thicker gi and it eventually started hurting less but dk what im gonna do once my chest is actually visible under the rashguard ;-;
personally I just come here every day and post some bullshit, then I hope to become recognized enough for someone in the gen to fall in love with me
>>44617773do you need a demonstration?
>>44617812I'm in love with younow what do we do
>>44617803i mean, ur not wrong~
>>44617701i thought they turned this thing off?
>>44617826I don't know, I never thought I'd get this far...
>>44617833you are my queen... my shining starI want to be by your sidegrant me your hand and join me for eternity
>>44617645my chest is still sore and aches sometimes and I've been on hrt for like 9 years >>44617697i like magic!! i have this cool shirt that I got from a thrift store too. I dont play blue tho...i mostly play limited>>44617701thats fun! its like an episode of ranma or smth...thats my favorite part about being a faggot ass tranny is that im basically in a gender bender anime
> my favorite part about being a faggot ass tranny is that im basically in a gender bender animethey're calling it the most AGP statement of all time
i want agender back ;-;
>>44617889he JUST posted
>>44617888Im just recognizing that real life sometimes echoes fiction, blud. Also when i was a kid i had to crossdress at a summer camp my mom took me to because she forgot my suitcase so i had to wear my moms clothes all weekend (her idea not mine). So maybe SHES why im like this
is anyone else old in here
>young white women call other young white women blud now
I am a 37 year old ma'an
>>44617870i love the limited color too.
I've been so fucking tired lately, probably slept more this week than i've been awake
drooling
>>44617958it might just be the horrors of male socialisation at work because I've never heard a cis woman say that
>>44617958I don't normally use that, i just didnt want to use bub or buddy or pal. >>44618057This is part of it probably...>>44618020wdym..like....do you like blue in the curtent limited environment? You like the recruit mechanic? I do too! Its a really cool mechanic that could work in lots of sets!
>>44618057yeah idk why you'd want to use a word that only black men and annoying teenagers use
>>44617870>still sore and aches>9 yearslovely, i thought I was getting past the period in which I needed to starve to prevent breast growth -_- also limited is not a color O-O
Man hereWhats this thread all about?
>>44618090trans women
>>44618087i know, i was saying i DONT have a favorite color because i mostly play limited, not constructed.>>44618090being women being men wanting to be women
>>44618095>>44618096Oh then I shall be on my wayI love trans women though
>>44618090I take estrogen but I still live as a dude (and I'm not actually feminine)
>>44618057>>44618084shut up yu fockin wastemen. bruv, like yu don't even know you're straight buki, like you got clapped but you don't even know, mate. it's fockin jokes.
>>44618113You're like a good pre order then?
>>44618114can you talk to me like that in bed
>>44618031I'm at work fatty
>>44618118lol
>>44618114I thought "clapped" only had sexual connotations in american slang? in britain to be clapped means to be ugly, as I understand it
>>44618101good day good sir, i believe you dropped this?>>44618150idk lol i don't hang out the lowest rungs of our society enough
>>44618163aren't we hanging out rn
>>44618163What did I drop??
>>44618204out before i forcibly inject you with estrogen
>>44618163"I don't hang out with the lowest rungs of our society enough" but in the same post you reply to a chaser? curious
i’m sorry to report that andy has died
>>44618217Fine I'm going!
>>44618222shut up andy
>>44618222NOOOOOOOOO
>>44617973two birthdays in a year?
>>44618204your fedora, sir. and your buttplug made of solid reddit gold.
>>44618260just the one, likely some indeterminate amount of time less than a year ago
just smoked a cig that wasn't kretek, it was genuinely the worst thing I've tasted what the fuck
>>44618289can we call you mommy now
I've heard she likes that
just throw your old mother away why don’t you?
I think a lot of moders would like to do that
not me it makes me feel old
going to grab some chopped cheeses, you want anything special on it?
>>44618411crack
that's fucking nasty! i will never eat that nasty food prepared by whatever the fuck an "ock" is
everyone has really hurt my feelings by ignoring my qott for 3 threads in a row
i have My dog dick out, do You?
>>44618493every time I try to go see that fucker hes always magically "in dubai" mfer probably sees a gender thing walking in and high tails it to the walkin
i know two of you motherfuckers address what are the schools even teaching
What are they?
andy is dead yay
my favorite part about completing a build, is shooting up the stabs with fent this build was for my transphobic VP, does it make me a pickme that I knew this and still took his commission?
>>44618635I don't think so. you're doing it for his money, not his approval
>>44618635Is that your job..i was gonna ask about your cool keyboard earlier but i forgot..
>>44618651cowbot
>>44618645thats what i told myself, good to sanity check >>44618651nah, just a side hobby.everyone in the office hears/sees mine and ends up wanting one. I think i've built like 5 or 6 keebs for dem
>>44618666Idk what that means
>>44618686tumblr.com
>>44618686>tracking number
>>44618740you gotta understand what im doing here man...
you gotta understand that i'm lathering up my toad to get a little squeak action going man...
>>44618843
>>44618887is your boyfriend dead yet
>>44618758there is a person here literally called doxxmoder
rip :(
>>44618943ughh, wut? o.o
>>44618949Is this a different guy from the gardener
>>44619055you're asking all the right questions
>>44619082I think theres maybe 4 or 5 real people in this thread and the rest are characters. I do characters on this board all the time.
characters like andy
>>44619118she's very real
>>44619104dm squeaktoad if you don't believe me...
yes, squeaktoad is one of the 11 regular humans that post itt
૮ ´> ཅ <` ა ouppys cart bent
so is nigel and terry
i am real
>>44619167im guessing squeaktoad is the person whos talking about squeaking their toad? I dont know them.
>>44619341shhhh i'm about to squeak baby just give me and the toad a little more time...
barely anybody participated in yt girl wednesday ;-;
>>44619341no she was harassed off this thread because she was recognizable.
>>44619211ouppy noooo
>>44619370I got sir'd today so i think my entry is disqualified :/>>44619394what do u mean harassed
>>44619394(sexually assaulted multiple women in public btw)
>shit that never happened btw
>>44619210very specific number. care to share?
>>44619425well there was a long standing meme that that a poster here was going to show up at a parking lot and kill her, that date has since come and gone and they still haven't shut up about her
>denying multiple women's lived experience with squeaktoad
god you bitches get insufferable when you're crackling the meth pipe
>>44619415lmfao i only get sirred ;p my post still counts
are there more than 3 of you that aren't boring?
>>44619510cowboy
girl look in the mirror you are in manmoder general on a dying image board
>>44619515
>>44619515no he's quite boring
>>44619525oi lass, whou the puss lip, its just a bit of banturr
>misgendering cowbot
so magic the gathering and mechanical keyboards are both trannycore huh
every moder I don't like is faketrans. every moder who isn't faketrans is a passoid and I don't like em
>>44619563uh yeah
>>44619211the mutt still posts here??
>>44619547squeaktoad
>>44619563i would say yeah
>>44619563no, im just trans by the loosest terms of the meaning v.v
>>44619590ouppy never stopped ૮ ˶′ ཅ ‵˶ ა
mfw i soulpass as a tranny :(
>>44619642someone seriously needs to teach this ouppy new tricks, I say...
>>44613582 My dog dick is ALWAYS out
dog dicks out for harambe
gm moders
>>44619951is your *** **** out, lisha?
>>44619972what?
>>44620006** *** **** **** *** **** ***?
>>44620018again, what? sorry, i'm in a bad mood
>>44620033lisha, bear with me. do you have your dog dick out?
>>44620078no
i NEED cock
andy doesn’t exist
>>44620117shut up andy
>>44620125you shut up too omg at least write a new one
>>44620136Ugh. Me Andy.Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.But best thing in whole world? Pussy.Me love pussy. Soft. Warm. Wet like river after rain. Smell good. Taste better than roasted rabbit. Me touch own pussy many time under fur. Me think about other woman pussy too. Make me grunt and smile big.When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put face in her pussy. Lick good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.Pussy number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.Me Andy. Me love pussy.Ugh.
im strokin mah squeaktoad
https://strawpoll.com/Q0Zp7EkRwgM
>>44620156those aren't even bots
Ugh. Me Andy.Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.But best thing in whole world? Dog dick.Me love dog dick. Hard. Dog. Wet like dog after dog. Smell dog. Taste better than dog. Me stroke own dog dick many time under fur. Me think about other woman dog dick too. Make me grunt and smile big.When me see pretty dog girl bend over by fire… me want put mouth on her dog dick. Suck good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.Dog dick number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.Me Andy. Me love dog dick.Ugh.
>>44620123it’s literally a character
>>44620194it's literally just a person named andy
it's a new methy gimmick
>>44620200>>44620202not true, it’s a character i created
>>44620202methy is a much better post writer be fr
every character has been methy, every last one. it's performance art
i love how these real, living people with lives and individuals that love them are just characters to you far-removed internet people.
I'm pretty sure the only character with a confirmed boyfriend got bullied off the board for it, actually
>>44620260>real, livinggranted>people with livesbarely>individuals that love themnot sure about this one
how it genuinely feels posting in mmg in 2026
queerquirkus general
>>44620260This post was written by the author
>>44620274wdym she's been posting all day
>>44620274oh the imperialist bootlicker who fell in love with one of trump's loyal dogs?
the hours before she wakes up are always the hardest :/
>>44620309I'm not sure if I'd put it quite that dramatically but yes, that's the one!
>>44613568same time tomorrow?
we could move on from this thread if people actually answered the fucking question
>>44620260no one loves andy
squeaktoad can you fucking bake or is it dog dicks again tomorrow
i love how some aspects just aren’t questioned in here
>>44620337the indigenous female entity might
>>44620339do you have it out or not
>indigenous female entityI guess we can't prove that andy isn't dating like, a wendigo or something
>>44620356wdym?
it's not over until the fat toad squeaks
do you have your squeak toad out
squeaking out a quick toad before bed
>>44620366it's out and it's floppin all over the place.
ayo andy back with one final messageso pass me the toad so i can squeak my shitya'll bitchasses are nasty, stanky, cruel, and most of all hurtfuli am in LOVEyou bitches could never understand thatand you never willwhile all ya'll are yappin i'm busy clappintook her out for dinner tonight, sushimy treatso she can treat my meat to her seat(ass)the same ass which i clapi will not regret this.
>i will not regret this.oddly ominous
ignored again
>>44620812busy touchin my toad, sorry
>>44620823can I touch your toad
>>44620823kys becca this isn't funny stop giving me hope
>>44620845i know your address, already squeaked but i think i got a round 2 in me
Chubby tummys are more fem than toned ones
>>44620918cowbot
throating my sister later #rollingrockwednesday
letting my big sister call me mommy just to mix things up
>>44620918this is just kind of biologically true, though I guess they can technically be "chubby" in the gross male way
what happened to that person who wanted me to stream games to them :(
she got upset about being recognized
>>44621026sorry i went into a toad coma last night, squeaked a little too hard :\
>>44621047aww i like this personality the most i think
>>44621059can you stop talking i'm trying to squeak
>>44621067whats your favorite video game
>>44621093meet n squeak
