>meet the perfect chaser>he's a leo
>>44616368>giving a shit about astrology
>>44616405>not knowing about astrology*tssk*
>paid a trans escort for the privilege of sucking her cock for the first time>told her it was my first time with anyone with a penis>she said it was fine and asked what I wanted to do>said I wanted to try sucking it >she said sure and let me>said I was good at it>slowly got harder and harder in my mouth >said she keeps it able to do stuff still because she has sex with cis women both for fun and for her job>ask if I can make her cum>she says it’s pretty hard to but I can try as she is a enjoying it>idk if that’s a lie but it made me feel better>I try for the full hour I paid. Didn’t say anything about to clock >my jaw hurt by the end but I wanted to keep trying>I think she got close once or twice because she started really forcing my head down and thrusting >didn’t cum but she leaked down my throat a fair amount and said things under her breath Just wanted to share, eventually she realized the time but I hope that’s a good sign she enjoyed it at least somewhat.
>>44616434based homo got the TRANNY MAYO?!
>>44616368LEOS DONT KILL THEIR CUBS
>>44616368honestly tho why are so many chasers tauruses?
>>44616368>perfect chaser>perfect>chaser>>44616434that's the gayest shit I've read all day
I feel like this chaser term is too negative I would rather be called something else
>>44617291Gock enthusiast
>>44616368>be chaser>be also pisces;_;
>>44617237Us bichuds would've transitioned into transbians if we weren't "stable" and "earthbound" to our male forms.Transbians are unstable psycho bichuds
>>44617327Learn to speak English before posting you dirty thirdie
>>44617291She/her male pursuer?Future transbian?
>>44617365>be you>be so new you don't know the "case" used in >implying postingBEGONE, NEWFAGGOT.
>>44616368bite his balls?
>>44617387Show me one example using >be alsoin that manner you brapzillian Lesotho resident
>tfw no aries boyfriend
>>44616368eww leo's always give me the ick
>living with another Capricorn
>>44617785whats wrong with capricorns...
>>44617793Well I am one, and all of that in pic related except monotony, it's the only thing that hasn't happened and I doubt it will happen, and maybe workaholic doesn't apply either because I'm super lazy.
>>44616368cancergods...
>>44617875>asking chat to do your horoscopeummm sis we're supposed to hate ai...
Ariesbros, is it our time?
Why is an Aries so superior?
>>44617967no! -leo woman
>>44617875Wow that is all literally me. Though I would appreciate just chilling and cuddling after a long day.>The Times of IndiaThis was Gemini, wasn't it? Lmao.
>>44616368im a taurus and i just want to rape
>>44616368someone on /x/ told me I was destined to be really important or something based on my birth chartthis pretty much proves that astrology is bullshit cuz Im actually a nobody
>>44617984You a murderer too?:)
>>44617951I just googled it and that came out tho>>44617985Same, thousand times would rather cuddle than sex or whatever
>meet chaser>sems perfect>invite him to dinner>rapes me>was a scorpioFuck my life
atleast your doing it the fembrained way, since the malebrained way is through mbti(still a bit fembrained and much more effective thoe)
>meet tranny>she lets me into her abode>not housebroken given state of carpet>is a Virgo>suck out her mayo and leave
>>44616429nigga get a personality
>>44616368ugh sorry sis>>44617586Henlo i can ram 4 u.