BYT (brush your teeth) editionqott: do you have your dog dick out?prev: >>44622185
i miss andy
i miss ****** *'*******
>>44630406>>44630424i wish you two would die
hey, dont mean to intrude, but do any of you have your dog dicks out?
>>44630424Ugh. Me Andy.Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.But best thing in whole world? Pussy.Me love pussy. Soft. Warm. Wet like river after rain. Smell good. Taste better than roasted rabbit. Me touch own pussy many time under fur. Me think about other woman pussy too. Make me grunt and smile big.When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put face in her pussy. Lick good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.Pussy number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.Me Andy. Me love pussy.Ugh.
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does anyone wish that andy would die?
i wish andy would take her dog dick out
>>44630572everyone dies eventually anon there's no need to be so heartless and cruel as to push or influence them. you don't deserve that power. i am close to deserving it, but if i was offered, i would decline. and that's why i deserve it
>>44630577as in like shoot the dick off the dog because andy is the sheriff?
>>44630401why is he under the sink. is he okay?
gm moders#immunitychallenge
>>44630401>qottyes my dog dick is out :]
my husband's 25th birthday is only 25 days away
>>44631248agh, that sucks
>>44631295no it's greati'm so glad he's alive
>>44631308did you mean to reply to someone else, in a different thread? i don't understand what you mean
>>44631327are you pulling my legyou replied to me
hey i'd really appreciate it if you stopped bullying Lisha
the hours before she wakes up are always the hardest :/
it really is dog dogs dog world...
>>44631756i am a dog
>>44631756lol what if it eas chiscken
>>44631758૮• ᴥ •ა>>44631771mcchikin
>>44631787#survivorfinale
it would be nice if you could respond to me
sorry i did not understood the reference
so my mother is post menopause and taking hrt. she got blood work back and the doctor accused her of not taking it. i interjected and lectured them about e1 vs e2 as tablets are metabolized by the liver when taken orally. i suggest checking e1 levels. the nurse not only had no idea what i was talking about, but tried to argue with me. i was like, bitch you're not an endo. please stfu. i could get her levels where ever i wanted because i know more than you and the doctor. you work for an obgyn. that means you know about vagina's, not nevessarily hormones. fucking bitch. she tried to say estradiol is e1. i was like you don't know wtf you're talking about. e1 is estrone. estrone is weaker than estradiol. that's not even considering the half life of the medication when taken as tablets or the dosage.
>>44631908agh, that sucks
>>44631908squeaktoad
odds do orange, evens just get in the shower
>>44631945andy
https://youtu.be/v1c2OfAzDTI
>>44631962squeaktoad
>ideal relationship>we're not gay, we're just really good friends
>>#roommates
>>44631984squeaktoads
got my shit licked and i was moaning and writhing like a faggot
>>44632195squeaktoad
i want her to suck me iff
>>44632218squeaktoad
can this squeaktoad shit stop? she left, she's gone. this thread has become dogshit over the last week. same with andy. i'm fine with the dog dick stuff, you losers always talk about that white nonsense. let's just agree to move on
yeah forreal, its like whenever theres someone with an once of enthusiasm to make this a fun place, they're endlessly hazed and driven offusually by 1 or 2 specific crabs nonethelessmemeing a poster is fun for a week before it becomes coal it would be cool if we could do better sometimes
not to be mstaken, i do hate train. just think the spam isn't particularly funny. qott is a good bit though
>>44632518is your dog dick out or not
>>44632576not atm, im in the office :|
>>44632654can you tell me when you get home
>>44632743sure thing nona
posting here too because two threads is twice the fun : )btw, youll never guess who is with me right now. Thats right its peter.
squeaking my toad to dogdick futa hentai
gn moders
i like this one.
>>44632518>someone with an once of enthusiasm to make this a fun placeexample?
>>44634992andy did nothing wrong
Ugh. Me Andy.Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.But best thing in whole world? Pussy.Me love pussy. Soft. Warm. Wet like river after rain. Smell good. Taste better than roasted rabbit. Me touch own pussy many time under fur. Me think about other woman pussy too. Make me grunt and smile big.When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put face in her pussy. Lick good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.Pussy number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.Me Andy. Me love pussy.Ugh.
>>44635180are you the indigenous female entity with stockholm syndrome
>>44635444she is a christian zoomette and does not use 4chan
>>44635510oh so you're andy. that tracks.
>>44635510andy! big fan here!
>>44635837thanks feller
>>44635510>>44636211faker
>>44630401what is with this qott
>>44637493do you
>>44637552no
>>44637839:/
walastik
bewa...
>>44632743im home now btw~
tagalogmoders...
why are there two threads again
>>44638202is your dog dick out now
>>44638247mhmm, but only because im ironing my hair
I am a balding 35 year old father of three
omg, you still havnt gotten the wig???gurll tff you waiting for???
>>44638262>ironing that dry-ass hairfellers...
THATS ONLY BECAUSE I HAVE TO SHAMPOO EVERY OTHER DAY!
how are you okay with living this pathetic male with gyno life when youngshits exist :)
ig cause i had gyno forever lol, i do have a certain nickname after all ;D
>>44638776i will lock one in my basement and buy her nice clothes
>>44638795that is even more pathetic, if you want to kidnap someone to live thro, at least get a cis woman lol
larry can i throat you
are there any neets that would like to trade sexual favors for cash?
i would like a place to live more anon
cucked peopled cuck people
>>44638836we'd need a serious negotiation for that
why was i born trans, my body is baeely usable, fuck this shit man
>>44638845i understandplease tell me your conditions
>>44638848larry can i throat you
qott: no, I'm good.https://discord.gg/bnU8CskqCBlgbt server for trannies
>>44638912take your dog dick out and ill join
de_aztec
i cant wear my normal man clothes anymore because it looks like have tits when i wear a tshirt now my entire wardrobe is band tshirts and a few hoodies and womens jeans and i cant wear hoodies in summer and its gonna be spring soon what the fuck do i do
yoo thats my post!
>>44639017condition zero on xbox
im more of as_oilirig kind of gal
sup.fellers
why would anyone (female) play counterstrike
anime breasts
lmao yas
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evangleion is malebrained
im mebrainedwhateverbrainedshut the fuck up with your stupid internet words brained
>>44639756wanna do something togetherlet's watch the new looney tunes movie
we're tiny we're toonywhere did my penis go
>>44639763wanna do something togetherlet's take our dog dicks out
let's watch animation memes
>>44639791squeaktoad
squaktoad the animation
<sqooktood>
cure my dysphoria
>>44640007andy
the transbians are mad because they wanted to be like mike so bad, but when mike went all the way they got scared straight. they didn't think mike was actually serious about the psychology or cutting his own dick off because they're like the maga of the left. their transition is in bad faith much like conservative christians pick and choose what parts of their religion they want to follow so too do the non-ops. they arbitrarily seggregate genital dysphoria from the condition because they don't identify as women. they identify as trans. which means they missed the whole point of transition.
collect my pages
>>44640027ffs or mastectomy
can i have my dysphoria solved sir god sir
>>44640051srs
>>44640027>only MY definition of transition is acceptable because .. IT JUST IS, OK?
if you don't get srs, you desisted. 80% desistance rates hold. you identify as a woman? put your money where your mouth is.
>>44640077money for girls
you will have to learn to be content with low quality posts impersonating me bc i’m done i’m gonna go girlmode i don’t want to play with you anymoreif you added me, you can be my friend still igbye queeroids
>>44640202you will be back hon bc ywnbaw
i'm a woman. always have been. always will be.
>>44640204
'Once a manmoder, forever a manmoder.' - Mark Twain
i stop manmoding when the clothes come off
>>44640215excuse me newfag, i own this genyou should rope already bc you will never pass, if you ever looked like a man you will never look like a woman
in my dreams i told my former boss “you can put my whole penis in your mouth and apply suction, because that’s the only thing you’re useful to me for.”i also shot him in my dream
clothes do not define your sex. your genitals do.
>>44640231everyone here’s seen my face and they all say i pass as a dykei am andy, the most legendary poster in the history of this geni am your mommy, sweetie but i won’t smother you in my breasts bc you’re being a bad feller
>>44639637i liked to explore the maps some of them are really cool like survivor, backalley or mansion
your sex is defined by whether or not you look like a sexy tranny naked
where tf is chudette nigga>>44640242if you are told that you pass as a dyke, you are basically told that you don t pass, this gen also hugboxxes like hell
>>44640271eh, i’ll take my irl experience girlmoding for 8 years as signals i can and do pasei was only here for a brief stintliterally we are not the samei can take the man clothes offyou can’t rip your manface and man body away
>>44640271nah not really. i think you don't understand lesbian culture. some of them don't wear make-up or dress pretty masc. doesn't make them any less women.it's because you guys thing the clothes make the emperor. they don't. the birthday suit is all that matters.the most important thing is to dress appropriately for the activity. if you're a painter are you gunna have your nails all done and nice cutesy outfits on? no. you're gunna have beat to shit t's and jeans that have paint all over them.
>>44640291if you have been girlmoding for 8 years and didn t go full time yet then you simply don t pass, a passoid goes full time in like a few months then they forget they are trans..>>44640305this cope is just sad
>>44640326what's the cope larry? do you think sex is defined by clothes or observable dimorphic characteristics? a hot woman can wear whatever the fuck she wants and she'll still look like a hot woman.
>>44640347you just don t pass, whenever you rope think abt our little interaction pls :)
>>44640326i was literally stealth at my last job until i had a very public detransition a couple of years agobut i don’t carenot only do i look better than you, but i am a better person than you bc i’m not a huge asshole applying random rules to others transitions
andy is a hottie wdym?
good morning moders :/
yeah that's a good point. I guess ill come back here once the amphetamines kick in
no one cares, nigga uses this shithole as their diary
larry can i throat you.
you cannot throat me, denied.
:(
squeaktoad animation memes
barbecued dog dick
>>44640527is your dog dick out
goon your shit for mommy
who is larry?
romanian who loves raping goats
>>44640916squeaktoad
a whitoid of low birth? disgusting
wife cooking breakfast while i goon to peak hentai (overflow). god i love my life
>the “wife” is a nerdy hunched over troon with fried hair
my wife is a wasian baddie actually
how do moders feel about chickfila?i think it’s delicious and don’t care that they hate fags
>>44641077squeaktoad
>>44641077i think it's bland white people food. pop eyes is better
>>44641094popeyes is only good if you are black because they give you dry chicken that’s been sitting on the lamps if you are any other race
gm moders
>>44641100trainmoder
im so tired but i can't sleep :/noises :///
im getting kpot ina few, wanna join?
fellers...
>>44641100this is what honkey ahh cracKKKaz actually believe lel watchu talmbout cumskin
i like my food cooked by mexicans or asians tyvm
>>44642057squeaktoad
mmg sucks now seems my job here is done
>now
dw peter is here to brighten up the thread
get down from there peter
peter has a real love of heights
this is so gay
it's my birthday and my only trans friend was supposed to meet me an hour and a half ago. i think her phone is dead, can't get in touch with her. i'm just worried and lonely and want to cry
>>44642763i showed my partner this and she thought it was rly cute : )
>>44642807happy birthday^=^
my boobs fucking hurt
my boobfucking hurts
>>44643018Same :|If hegseth wins the presidency in 2028 I’m moving to Canada lmao, like legit this will be it they will make it illegal to be trans if he wins.
I will never be a womanim just a man on hrtnot even a moder(woman ensouled)Just a fucking bisexual male with different endocrine system
>>44643101Valid and based sweetie
>>44643111no it isnteveryone ignored and wanted me gone so i left every group but my guy group and my bff who has supported me despite everything cause they dont know
im a womansortanot really
>>44643127What do you want to be then? You can be non-binary you know.
am i allowed?
>>44643149noim nothing BUT a man as is proclamed in my action in my life in my soul and everythign i amthere is no such thing as want or needjust what you do and what you have to do.
>>44643091>like legit this will be it they will make it illegal to be trans if he wins.they've already got the legal framework and boilerplate language pushed by the same small handful of conservative thinktanks all ready to go, they're going to make publicly existing as a tranny (even a realmoder like me cause I have tits) a sex crime against minors and fucking murder you for itI am not joking or engaging in hyperbole
>>44643166Do you western countries will take trannies in asylum?
>>44643175Think*
i wish i could have a friend even an online one
>>44643285what's stopping you
>>44643313myself i guess Tbh
hrt might’ve actually expanded my hip plates lol, i thought that was honscience
that's not /that/ bad.. what were the measurements pre-hrt?
>>44643797nice dog dick, chica
idk but certainly not good. if it did the same for my face or shoulders I might actually be happy. I suppose growing bone is significantly easier than removing it
i noticed you ignored my dog dick compliment, chica. are you upset at me?
no i love you baby it goes without saying
what should I capture and post here today?
lens info ect.
I repressed for years is it too late for me?
today’s mode brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
what in the creepy ass cracker hell is that?
>>44643939mogs me
where are all the moders? threads routinely hit 500-600 posts daily
I'm playing p*lworld it's taken over my life
>>44644014the posters who caused the thread to get that long are not posting
>>44644014squeaktoad
ok well that too
are there any neets that would like to trade sexual favors for cash
>>44644124jackintosh157
>>44644031like who? can we bring them back?
>>44644159squeaktoad
bleaktoed
>>44644159we cannot.
greekchode
sneakflowed
cmon dont let me be the only one with my dog dick out, that's embarrassing
meekmode
reekbloat
geekload
GLEGS MUST BE IN EVERY THREAD!
>>44644159are you white and fat
>>44644159are you asian
good morning moders
ill only play gta 6 because lucia looks hot
gf said i could cum in lucia if i wanted
>>44644559r u playing with ur dog dick out
lowest quality poststhis jobsite is terrible without a foreman*spits at the ground*
>>44644654Ugh. Me Andy.Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.But best thing in whole world? Pussy.Me love pussy. Soft. Warm. Wet like river after rain. Smell good. Taste better than roasted rabbit. Me touch own pussy many time under fur. Me think about other woman pussy too. Make me grunt and smile big.When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put face in her pussy. Lick good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.Pussy number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.Me Andy. Me love pussy.Ugh.
>she's afraid
freakfloat
they made a meme about me being a se sexhaver ; .;sorry i have sex yall
see i thought it was a joke about how your need for sex causes you to act like a retarded person
fleekgrode
remember when you didn't need a cert for actin a lil whimsical
>>44644778but a lesbian cavewoman is actually a based concept and is in no way retardedit shows she has humanity, agency, and a deep, rich inner world
>>44644911Ugh. Me Andy.Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.But best thing in whole world? Dog dick.Me love dog dick. Hard. Dog. Wet like dog. Smell dog. Taste better than dog. Me touch own dog dick many time under fur. Me think about other woman dog dick too. Make me grunt and smile big.When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put mouth on her dog dick. Suck good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.Dog dick number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.Me Andy. Me love dog dick.Ugh.
wait that's a new one finally
>>44644991squeaktoad
>>44645003not cool, chica
sorry chixa
it’s chicx or chic@ get it right, no more of your microaggressions chica
sweetabode
meatychode
culpable
neetgoad
squeakmode
weakwoad
i have been forgotten
why am i banned also i will never be a woman. pentti linkola
should i get ffs or a mastectomy if i will literally never ever ever pass ever it’s simply not possible i am profoundly masculine in shape i will never pass. i mean this with utmost seriousness - it is IMPORTANT that you answer me
im built like this in a deadass manner
>>44645522twin
>>44645514:)
shut the fuck UP
get ffs first and if that fails you can always get a mastectomy later.
>>44645558andy
>be me, 13>choose to rep and try to have kids >laugh at all the foolish youngshits who will get awful health diseases from long term hrt>”they will regret their rash faith in big pharma!”>ffw, 27>castrated antinatalist hon>stress induced physical and psychological health deterioration>tens of thousands in student debt with no degree, kicked out of college>expected to spend hundreds of thousands you don’t have to become a plastic monstrosity failed troon>tfw completely dependent on big pharma while youngshits only have to spend a hundred dollars on diy hrt every year to pass and be healthyBroo i fucked up , like r/tifu i fucked up. Also i was raped
>>44645580fellers...
>>44645553>>44645558>>44645567none of these are mei am trying not to fucking post bc i have been turned into a fucking memei am cleaning up my lab and shit leave me alonei wish i could slap whoever tf can’t keep my mf name out their fucking mouth
no but /b/ros my back is huge
you’re probably a hon because you won’t stop talking
>>44645598Ffs or mastectomy given that my ribcage is wider than my iliac crest and only an inch and a half to two inches smaller in breadth than my hips. 5 inches in circumference underbust to buttock btw
>>44645623lock in and q cs2 with me
given that this is how i look on my best days. should i get ffs or a mastectomy furthermore im fat . Very fat. very very fat. Ver very very fat. extremelt fat exceptionally fat excquisitely fat due to my own golden hands which cook anything i please. Yes
****
>>44645641bet im 1k hours hard stuck silver 1. my back is huge btw
i routinely and loudly call myself the n word while hitting myself. i thibk im the n word of the world and i say as much. it’s like when jesus says thag you cant expect a fire on a hill to be hidden so you cant expect your soul to be hidden from god because it’s a bright light in an exompassing darkness of seperation so god knows what i think and dosubhuman/something came over me
>>44645659andy
>>44645676have some grace
im like a bug on god’s windowsill in the era of america where there were lots of bugs so probably in the 1910s but it’s there’s lots of bugs so it gets squashed instead of looked at with wonder
>>44645602stop posting and close the thread
>>44645687how?
>>44645706squeaktoad
i can be a guy and be happy i can even be a guy with gyno and be happy i can even be a guy with gyno and ffs and be happy i can even be a guy with gyno and ffs and be happy i can even be a guy with gyno and ffs and srs and be happy. what’s worse than not passing is being fat, which i am
eating pigs is not halal
let's all come together, get our freaking fucking dog dicks out, and cum together (iykyk)
im a nasty and disgusting old pos i should not be anywhere
>>44645781is that about me
>>44645791no that's andy
>>44645791nah mang, thats abt me, thats what i used "im"
>>44645676squeaktoad