I'm a cis male living in one of the most woke/progressive cities on the planet (Portland) and I'd like to tell you about a prank I like to play on women here. I just ask them their pronouns.For a split second, I can see it happen. A feeling they get, perhaps even before they themselves recognize it:>do I look like a tranny to this guy?It's this brief look of confusion, apprehension, perhaps even offense, before their social programming kicks in and they say something like "oh uh she/her is fine..."If you ever want to know how cis women really feel about trans women, just imply they might be trans themselves and watch closely.
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>>44644218>>44644242I did it once and I think it eventually caused the woman to have a complete meltdown. She was a brand new hire at my old job where I was a manager. As usual, I walked up to her and asked her what her pronouns were. I believe she must have been what you'd call a TERF, considering her response and some of the other things she said during the brief period we worked together. As soon as the words left my mouth, I could see complete and total contempt in her eyes. Her mouth actually dropped and I could tell whatever script she was running mentally (I am a tall, white man and she was a short POC wombyn so it's not hard to imagine what she may have been thinking as I was approaching) had just been thrown way off. She looked me up and down like I had just challenged her to a fight.>uhm... she/her?I knew I'd scored a big one. The complete and total rancorous hatred in her voice. A thing a beauty. Within five days she had a total melty at me and had to be trespassed.
somehow i feel like most of us take a misgender or pronoun ask alot more gracefully than cis ppl dosure it hurts but atleast if you pass ok its pretty rarecisppl freak tf out this is kinda funny to me
>>44644170i need to try this out
>>44645023How do I acquire tranny bread?
>>44645069get a tranny gf and have her bake you one
>>44645108Well there goes that plan.
>>44644170Wish i wasn't a clocky tranny so i could do this to every woke cissoid i hate
the only people who aren't offended by that question are retarded faketroons
>>44645069get into baking as a hobby. learn a bit about it. then, whenever you meet a tranny, ask if she likes baking. if she does, bond over your shared love of baking and eventually you will get the opportunity to taste it. otherwise, go on an autistic rant about baking and offer to teach her. if she says yes, you also most likely acquire the bread
>>44645867I've only met a handful of trannies in my life and they were all on another continent.I am condemned to no tranny bread. Also I suck at baking anyway so I doubt that would've worked out.
>>44644990Maybe I feel this way because I used to be misgendered pretty often as a skinny guy with long hair. I was pretty twinky. I always just thought it was funny when it happened.>>44645023For sure, it's great stuff. >>44645137Honestly it may sting even harder coming from you. Give it a try.>>44645194I'm not offended by that question and I'm an attractive, white cis male.
>>44644170thank you for your valiant service
>>44647390Any time nona. It's every man's duty to protect those who need it most.
>>44644386>I did it once and I think it eventually caused the woman to have a complete meltdownyou're a mad cunt cisbro. chaotic force for good on this wretched fuck of an earth.>>44645137hell are you talking about? thats the perfect build for this kind of stunt. cisgolems need to have their fragile psyches shattered if there is ever going to be any progress for this species.
>>44644170>For a split second, I can see it happen. A feeling they get, perhaps even before they themselves recognize it:>>do I look like a tranny to this guy?A pause after getting an unusual question. And that somehow is telling about cis women?
>>44644386Things that never happened.
>>44644170going to use this, good bit op
>>44647445Based
>>44647556>'what are your pronouns' is an unusual questionI wish
>>44647790Zamn you just look "like a Queer"
>>44644170Basado
>>44645137Go full dark horse and ask it anyway. To them, you're implying they look as clocky as you do, which is going to cause them to have as many brainworms and dysphoria breakdowns as you do.
>>44644170>I'd like to tell you about a prank I like to play on women here.Why you want to tell us this ?
>>44648728why not?
>>44647564She recorded me and my coworker as she was melting down at us, so maybe you'll see it somewhere out there.>>44647556Once again, I live in a very very progressive area where asking a question like that isn't very unusual. Or at least, the social zeitgeist surrounding every interaction is telling them it shouldn't be unusual. The dissonance between "why is this guy asking me my pronouns like I'm some kind of tranny" and "I'm supposed to be woke and support trannies" is what causes the brief stunlock I think. >>44647594Enjoy. Be sure to do it in front of other people. >>44648728picrel
>>44644170That's nothing. If you ever want to know how liberal women really feel about gays, ask what they'd do if they found their boyfriend or husband might have had sex with a man or a tranny one time.
>>44650101maybe, but that doesn't hit them as deep, and so is less cathartic
>>44650101That's not something you can just ask out of the blue. You can ask someone's pronouns right after saying hello to them for the first time.
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