imagine a big giant magical button right in front of youif you press ityou now look like a cis womanbutyou are now pregnant somehow with laura loomer's childandevery year you will have another one of her children, and so on, until you turn 60it's up to you what to do with the kids after, but you can't abort them, you must carry them to term and yes, they do look like her (half like you, half like her)-=-sidebar: I was buying baked goods from a farmstand the other day and I thought it was gonna be unmanned and this older dude pop up and starts eyeraping me to make sure I didn't steal and I finally hand him the cash and he eyes me suspiciously and then is like "oh I didn't see the other 5" (I gave him 2 5 dollar bills and a 20) and then he's like "yeah we bake it all this morning here"it was ok, I got a pepperoni roll they need to add more fat and sweetener to the dough the dough is kinda bland, when I make them they taste better
what's with all the stupid hypotheticals on this board recently?
>>44646848look at picrel, and then understand that these hypotheticals are basically the peak of intellect for people who want to post and repeat things like that
>>44646861I guess that lines up lol