What would you do if there was a boymoder who was proud of her freedom, ate multiple hamburgers a day, owned guns, and was generally just born in the USA?
>>44657685boymoder prototype strikes again...
>>44657685Are American boymoders really like this?
>>44657723Well, real guns make boymoders cry, so not exactly
>>44657743But what about boycombat?
>>44657761Only when they're scouring the jungle for the viet girlmoder kong guerillas >:3
>>44657685if i was american id definitely want a patrotic tranny gf<3
>>44657685>Proud of her freedomI would think she's low IQ and avoid her.
>BOYMODIN IN THE USA
>>44658381Yeah!~
Mayday! Mayday! We need an urgent boydrop right now!
>>44657860Viet Cong girlmoders...?
>>44657685hi :3>>44657708whats this?
>>44659090We're sending her down in a very rugged cardboard no-bulli box! (just kidding she's hiding in her room)
>>44659377*tackles!* *hugs!* Hey ;3C... could you gen some viet kong girlmoders in rice hats and holding AK47s in the jungle? :3cMaybe they're about to ambush a platoon of US boysoldiers!
>>44659406lol'd audible when i saw this
>>44659561Oh gosh! They're gonna spray the GI Boys with perfume!!! DXThen take them back into their tunnels as POWs and make them wear dresses!!
>>44659694what about a peach grove? :3would you eat boymoder's peaches?
>>44659694
>>44657685I'm a trans girl and I have a revolver that I like twirling around, it makes me feel like a cowgirl.I'm sorry for being so malebrained :(
>>44659798It's okay, that sounds really cool! ^~^>>44659786Yeah! I love peaches! ^~^I only got into them recently though... I don't know all the different varieties
>>44659863me neither but i had a peach that is bigger than my hand :o
>>44659894Have you ever considered growing fruits of your own?
>>44659996fruits need a lot of time. my childhood home has plums and apples :3
>>44660027Apples are nice... plums I know nothing about!Are they like grapes?
>>44660081you never had plums???? i have never heard of someone like that!they are more like peaches etc.
>>44660171Idk, they look odd to me, and I'm scared X3Mangos are great, though! I love them! :3
>>44660365>mangomoder
>>44660377wao! X3She got a mango on her head!Mangomoding is the future of this board!
>>44660456
>>44660641What would you do if you saw a boymoder standing with baskets full of kents, hadens, kesars, dasheris, and just generally selling mangoes to the public?
>>44660692is this cute? :3
>>44660692maybe this...? :3
>>44662011>>44662338a... am I the cat? :3c*mews* *nips at u* :3 <3(they're both VERY cute!)
>>44657685Start sipping sweet tea, playing dixie and generally being a no good rebel.
>>44662352maybe a little :3but i just thought it just as a cute comic :3
>>44662399I love ur comics :3cI could read them all day!
>>44662526do you have any ideas? :3
>>44662541How about a canadamoder having a pleasant visit to america? :3
>>44662586hmmm...
>>44662586:3
>>44662586or maybe...
>>44657685fucking nothing about america is free anymore
>>44662586also as a bonus... :3c
>>44662729>welcome back to canada (eh!)X3I like her little canada toque too :3T... thank you so much! *hugs!*
>>44662811Awww she's finnmoding! X3*tries to speak finnish!* suomi... kiitos... paljon.... perkele!!! >:3
>>44662881:3 theehee
>>44662892Awww das my home city! ^~^M... maybe a little canadamoder could be there to show her around? :3c
>>44662968:3
>>44662526Wanna hang out in their beaver lodge
>>44662968this is a little mangled but the beavermoder's mountie hat is cute or whatever it's called :3
>>44663140
>>44663087Clone friend? XD>professional canadianXD XDThe saint lawrence market is pretty cool! You can get some good food there!*cuddles*>>44663225*scoot* X3gah, we're supposed to be appreciating america here! Instead it's another canada thread! D:
>>44663276what about california? :3
>>44663276or texas...? :3
>>44663347Travelmoding! If only airports weren't so fussy, heheSan Francisco seems like a really cool place!
>>44663387or hawaii :3
>>44663387or florida :3
>>44663492These are so heartwarming and cute! :3cI wanna try a poke bowl! Apparently hawaii is really good for seafood... they have a lot of japanese people there too, so some of their cooking style is in there too!I'm feelin' a lil schnoozy though, hehe... we should take a vacation to dreamworld soon :3c
>>44663589hehe i gotta sleep too :3
>>44663589good night :3
>>44663615>went to maine>saw a kitty!!! X3ehehe~Ok, thanks for all the cool travel comics! I learned, I laughed! :3 I hope you sleep well when you get to bed, you deserve it!
>>44663379>Everythings bigger in texas (except boymoders)
>>44663379And we need a boymoder that can fit inside a texas ten gallon
>>44657685i'm sorry my dear boymoder prototype but a proudly american boymoder is not possible in any way
What if a boymoder got bonked by a cartoon mallet?
>>44664747this is true. any good boymoder would pledge their allegiance to something else
>>44663347>a boymoder with comically long arms
>>44666858Boymoder was doromoding that day.
>>44664676Y... you mean like stand inside of one?>>44664747w... why? ;~;>>44666299No bonk! >:c
>>44667151where to fly next...?
>>44668011>flying to city where bunworld>plane is absolutely packed with bunmoders>they're boinging all over the cabinDX
>>44668020>it's pretty chaotic....
>>44668020
>>44668174>the plane crew is getting the bunmoders excited mid-flightX3Thankfully they only weigh 50 pounds each! XD
Thread and all posts in it are spam
>>44668296=:3
>>44668401The first thing I do when I get to bunworld is get a frosted carrot cake! :dOk gotta go buy some socks, ttyl! ^~^/ ~
>>44668539>to recognise your contributions to bunmodery, we present you this cake.
>>44668539>puppymoder stole the socks
>>44657685Can we take ARs to the range and crack open pabsts together
>>44671506this is SADLY true >:c>>44670185I'm in TEARS ;~;
>>44668174>>44668194>>44668401OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY YOU WOULD BUNMODE BEFORE GETTING ONTO A PLANE
>>44670185what is bunmodery?
>>44675545It's like broidery.
>>44675545It mostly involves eating carrots and hopping up and down a lot>>44675180If I pulled that hoodie off, would it be painful??
>>44677252Aren’t they prey animals?
>>44678724;~; yes....
>Foxmoder guards the entrance to bunworld (the cost to enter is one shiny thing)
>>44679771Is that one shiny per bun?! O__O
>>44679868yesss>Warning: this is 100% legit why is it a warning if it's legit?!
>>44679949Yeah, this vendor seems suspicious!! D:<
>>44674404had a messy day. need to sleep but i dont wanna ignore this thread.good night :3>>44679771gonna gen this later
>>44681017Night sweetie, you did a good job today ^~^ *tucks u in*
>>44681970Uh oh! Foxmoder gonna get in big trouble once someone discovers what she's doing!!What happens if a bun can't find anything shiny? ;~; D... does she still get to go to the bunworld? ;~; ;~;
>>44682031they share :3
>>44682120I'd share my shiny thing with youuuu :3cI got a shiny hairpin! ^~^
>>44682181>:3
>>44682209Uh oh! Here come a horde of foxmoder lawyers to argue for ownership!! >__<;
>>44682243she found even cooler hairpin :3
>>44682282I like the idea that a lot of foxmoder's effort is trying to trick or argue with other people to get their shiny stuff X3That is a cute pin though :3c *headpats*Foxes are tricksters in many folktales!
>>44682328and they do their silly dance :3
>>44682382ehehe this image is making me thee hee very hard XD
>>44682411
>>44682483I'm gonna try those dance moves myself :3 :3 :3I gotta go to shleep now though, hehe... I'm so happy my sleep schedule is going back to normal!*drags you back to the kitten pile and places you right in the middle!!* X3Good night!~ ^~^/
>>44682538good night :3
Foxmoders always think we're trying to steal their stuff... But most people just wanna play with themAlso the tax is cruel, bunworld should be free!
>>44682411Their legs are getting stubbier and stubbier
https://x.com/Bakutan_bot1/status/2094273981037621701How does the average ottermoder react to marbles?
>>44682661Ah gosh, she got into the garbage again! >__<>>44682994Bunmoders are very compliant and conflict-avoidant ;~;>>44683799stubby legs are COOL B)
>>44684112Little is known of ottermoders!
>>44682661Look at this little sassy fox!
>>44684112>>44685504>ottermoders find marbles fascinating
>>44685659*rubs ur tummy* :3
>>44682994
>>44685671>>44685693This is >SO SO SO< cute X3 X3 X3She's gonna nibble on ur fingers! >:3
>>44685786>:3
>>44685973She would make a good member of the boyristocracy!
