unemployed editionqott: do you have a job?prev - >>44665292
New thread. Yes I have a job.Question from last time:How long does the shitty androgynous stage last?>agender
>>44672068No i dont have a job, does anyone want to play starcraft2 with me
shocking new development: cismoid isn't employed
>>44672068Yes, I have a Job. I Do Important Things.
>>44672204Why do you feel the need to be so hateful towards me>>44672209What do you do
>>44672068I have a job called fucking (You)r mom
life time fan of boobs has boobs for the first time
>>44672223size, shape, projection?
>>44672223【heartwarming news】
I don't have a paying job, but I have responsibilities and not a single day of vacation
>internship in 2026
>>44672215I work for an American defense contractor.
>>44672204For the record i could have a job whenever i wanted to but it would probably be physical labor and i have weak bones so i doubt ill take that>>44672221Ive thought about fucking my mom sometimes and i hit myself for it>>44672223Is having boobs worth it if youre not a agp transbian>>44672249Hope youre not in cuckmerica>>44672266Want to adopt me and sponsor my transition
>>44672090If you think you can make it out of the androgynous stage you are a fakemoder.>>44672270No. I'm working on my own.
my mock is drooling pre from edging for several hours straight
why is filtering not working
>>44672068of course not, I'm much too pretty and important to be expected to work
>>44672313try double checking your settings again and refreshing, it broke for a second for me as well
>>44672327that is possibly one of the most attractive things that's ever been said in this thread
>>44672341thank you, I get that a lot!
>>44672277Have some pity on me im a small framed balding third worlder cant you throw a bone my way>>44672313Why do so many of you filter me it pisses me off im just trying to use the thread like any other moder>>44672327Post face
can someone seal him again please
>>44672327megan squeaktoad >>44672341cowbot trying to have sex with megan squeaktoad>>44672359also squeaktoad
>>44672362"post face"? as if I would let an unmedicated moid like yourself look upon me!
can someone seal him inside the crystal
sometimes i feel like im gonna break down and cryand then i do it
>>44672380andy
>>44672381hahahaha im clapping like a baby, trainmoder do another character please!!! hahaha
post your trollsonas
>>44672380can you go back to hassling cismoid? that was probably the funniest thing you've provided to this thread, I'd like to see it again
>>44672068How do I tell my barber I want this haircut without showing them the picture? lmao
what did they do to jane doe
>>44672391Ive done nothing to you and you just axt likea hateful bitch to me like every other "moder" here>>44672404andy squeaktoad the pedophile?>>44672405Is trainmoder the one that ppsted on trains>>44672410Fuck you>>44672425Wow i actually jerked off to this the other night, think i might be developing a slight case of ed though not sure why, dont be a bitch just show them the picture?>>44672443Made him a guy because nothing nice comes out of the west
>>44672425upload it to chatgpt and let her put it on a nonfaggy image
>>44672379if hope this at least quiets all the morons that would say “this one’s even worse than cismoid” every time a new character popped up
>>44672455>her>>44672457at least cismoid is filterable
>>44672270>ope youre not in cuckmericaI think I'd fare better in America, well uh not if I moved there, that would make things worse...uh I forgot my point
>>44672468>>44672362
>>44672068I work for the oligarchy
>>44672457personally I like to think that's what summoned him back
>>44672455Kind of based though, sometimes i try and force chatgpt to roleplay as different anime characters i jerk off to and it usually works out pretty well>>44672478Where are you? Euro is probably the best place to be if your not in one of the immigrant hotspots>>44672486Which one
>>44672500>Which oneoh, it's all just the one
>>44672448There has to be some better way to describe it
>>44672410>waaaa nooo let megan do her weird sex roleplay in the genkeep it to the modercord faggot
>>44672498if you say “she’s even worse than cismoid!” 3 times He will return more annoying than ever
>>44672517this is horrible
>>44672524:/
>>44672524this thread is for sex roleplay thobeit
>>44672530>>44672498>>44672482>>44672457Had scrambies earlier on the recommendation of a fine young lady from local mmg and it gave me a serious tummy ache. Think it was the amount of cheese i put in them, should have gone with the mixed berries pancakes even though they were a little freezer burnt>>44672517If theyre going to make him a man they shoild atleast make his ass bigger as compensation >>44672555True would you like to join me in a little roleplay
>>44672524I'm sorry trainmoder broke up with you or whatever but surely you must have other problems to worry about
>>44672539You are horrible.
>>44672563cowbot
cismoid posts like if the thing andy does was on purpose
praying that the cismoid and squeaktoadschizo combo attack ends this gen for good. a hundred moders stumbling dazed into the sunlight for the first time like released circus animals
idk why spammoder seems to simultaneously believe “trainmoder and cowbot are an annoying couple or at least friends” and “cowbot loves talking shit about trainmoder”
when we all get out my first actions will be to rape kill and eat agender in that order
>>44672607squeaktoad
>trainmoder and cowbot are an annoying coupleoh how cute
>>44672589>she thinks there’s more than 6 unique people on this thread
>>44672607I imagine it's just "every post I don't like is from one of the posters I don't like" with little thought for what that would actually imply
>>44672622wouldn't make sense with how she talks about trainmoder in the cowcord
>>44672639people hate and disparage their partners all the time
i disparaged my wife btw
to this day I'm not sure if the modercord is even a real thing or just another thread boogeyman
squeaktoad personally posted invites to the modercord a few weeks ago
cheated on my wife with trainmoder btw
>>44672670i was banned on sight lmao
>>44672670checking /mmg/ more than once every few weeks sounds like it would shorten my lifespan so I'll take your word that this happened
i'm the thread boogeyman and i'm hoping i don't need to mute it again today
>>44672719that's not squeaktoad
Wtf is that
Why can i only get genuine replies if i turn trip off
>>44672728squeaktoad is a shapeshifting skinwalker who can take any form she requires, do you not keep up with the drama?
it's a giant man what the fuck are they doing here
>>44672753i believe it’s bugs bunny as a grandma
oh right, we're not all fakemoders see ya
fellers i went to best buy to pick up a new phone and there was this dummy thicc bodacious lightskin female behind the front counter and she was eyeballin me hard af like every time she’d pass by or turn my way she’d have to sneak a glancei wish she would have been the one to attend me but a moid went ahead and retrieved my order :/
>>44672068>qott: do you have a job?i do! a really manly job haha, im a welder fabricator. i love doing it so much icl. probably has something to do with my aap
>>44672814>cismoid isn't getting replies>andy re-appearscurious...
Rt 80 was a fucking monsoon.. why couldnt I hydroplane into a a peterbilt Dx
>>44672838i just came home after scrapping ‘puters all day and running errands after work
>>44672719ur built like me but with a smaller back n a bigger ass so for that u must die
lawd she was so damn bootyfulhaven’t plapped a fine ass bbw in a couple yearsmy current one is slim and petite
>>44672769mogs me
>>44672719this is the person responsible for all the squeaktoad, andy, cowbot, dog dick, etc posting
you know this?
they're trying to frame me btw, don't trust them
>>44672857unles ur 2m tall i don't wanna hear it babe
>>44672951>>44672919>>44672886>>44672869>>44672863>>44672853squeaktoad
>>44672964u are not 2m
is the squeaktoad in the thread with us right now?
>>44672999she is and she’s entering the wnba draft next year
>>44672685this is truet. neet
>>44673006squeaktoad browses and posts every single day without fail, they all do
>>44673027implying you don't? I find that a teensy bit hard to believe, nona...
>>44673027stopped posting for 2 weeks but the schizos actually increased their spamming
>>44673044"schizos" plural is probably being generous, I really do think it's one guy
unless she’s got 4chan pass, i think there’s a second person with the same agender, you get posts about the same shit within a minute of each other sometimes
>>44673048kinda scary tbdesu
>>44673044megan why did you breakup neetadopter's marriage :/
>>44673065*agenda
>>44673070very scary! probably harmless realistically speaking, but a scary amount of obsession nonetheless
>>44673086squeaktoad
>>44673065I just can't imagine two people caring so much about this, so my vote is on it's 4chan pass
>>44673096I'm pretty sure the person I was replying to is actually squeaktoad, you're not even good at this!
i also can’t imagine someone caring enough to pay money to do this shit, so who knows
>>44672068a year on hrt and nothing has changed. I have extremely tiny nonexistent uneven gyno and that's it. I'm a fuck ugly unloveable hon. 21 yrs old and nothing to show for it. how do I shore up the resolve to finally kill myself? I'm tired
>>44673108squeaktoad
>21 years old
>>44673113dog dick ?
>>44673114squeaktoad
>>44673133what is this meant to imply
you are like a little baby
i haven't had a job in 3 years
aha we return to baby trans general! ^-^
>>44673177squeaktoad
>>44673165I am a fully grown fat man with coarse dark hair on my face chest back feet nipples armpits and ass crack
>>44673178eat my ass
megan
megan squeaktoad's brother cheated on his wife
>>44673183could've just repped through your twenties and let second puberty just hit like that \_(ツ)_/ ̄
fuck marry kill: squeaktoad spammer, andy and cismoid
megan from drake and josh?
>>44673216fuck squeaktoad spammer, marry cismoid because im bisexual, who is andy
kill ss, fuck cismoid, marry andy.easy.
are you cis? how are you marrying andy
>>44673216cowbot
browns are only to fuck not marry
>>44673231andy is like cismoid if he insisted he was a valid trans woman instead of insisting that he'll never take E, they're fairly interchangeable characters but andy has a few more quirks
personally i wish death on all of you
>>44673242andy likes men too
>>44673216squeaktoad cismoid andy polycule
>>44673231>bisexual>doesn’t know andyput your trip back on cismoid
>>44673261squeaktoad
>>44673252thank you man'am ^_^
>>44673252even me?
wait, you all seriously think andy only wants to plap cis bitches?
>>44673280squeaktoad
>>44673289neetadopter
I think he would settle for an indigenous male manmoder
>>44673216kill squeaktoad spammerfuck cismoidkill squeaktoad spammerwho the fuck is andy?kill squeaktoad spammerkill squeaktoad spammer
megan squeaktoad sent nudes to cowbot
>>44673296I thought you called her cowbot now, why the alternation?
>>44673316you got the wrong moder buddy
wait wtf, im the designated cowbot nona??
>>44673214the damage is already done to me. Growth plates fused, my bones arent changing, my fat distro certainly isn't changing, im not making any progress. Whether I started at 20 or 30 doesn't matter at this point my genetics are fucked and frankly I'm not willing to keep suffering like this for no reason
>>44673330there's two of you??
>>44673306jackintosh157
>>44673346two of what? i hardly ever come here anymore
it is insanely clear there's at least 3>>44673346squeaktoad
https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzOqKrZ3
i was sweating my prog out all over my neck rolls today which resulted in 7 or 8 of my male coworkers palming and yanking at the back of my hair my hair while gnawing at my neck
>>44673388squeaktoad
squeaktoad
exhilarating poll gentlehewomen keep it up!
i am squeaktoad
will you carry the flame?
>>44673494andy
something has got to be wrong with you all
mmg induced schizophrenia
>>44673516ugh yeah, we were born with dick and balls and penisees
>>44673516squeaktoad
rip taco friday, pour out a rock for the fallen. suck your sister
>>44673516well yeah. why else would be we be here?
>>44673516there's a lot wrong with me
1. Sight of blood 2. Not working! Not working! 3. Spring break! 4. Next Great American Spirit 5. Loves 6. Yuppies are winning -> 7. Oh god 8. Like me less 9. Kirby down B 10. Scab 11. Drivers side
playing the ff7 remake but i haven't progressed at all because i stop to take screenshots of tifa's panties every few minutes while my gf looks at me with a frown from her desk
>>44673563scooby doo
9-10 original users.
>>44673533andy
there is not 9-10 people here anon i surely hope you don't believe whatever that ai is telling you.
>>446735749/11 original users
>>44673569squeaktoad
I am one person and I am here
>>44673602you are squeaktoad
>she's afraid
they're all laughing at me aren't they
>>44673608squeaktoad
>she’s alfred
How fucked is my skeleton?
fucked but sexo
>>44672068I'm never ever ever ever ever going to get to be beautiful ever and there's no point in living I'm a mutant abomination freak waste of space lateshit hon and I will never get to have a life or be happy or be myself I will always always always be stuck in a male androgenized testosterone poisoned masculine husk of a body and there's nothing I can do to ever change that and I have to either accept being an ugly fat optics nuke hag hon or kill myself and I'd rather do the latter. What is the best most guaranteed least painful method of suicide that I could do in a way where nobody ever finds my body
>>44673652mocking you in the #squeakcord
>>44673659idk your shit is all baggy, tummy tuesday girlie :p
>>44673760squeaktoad
>>44673678squeaktoad
>>44673659mirin the mode
>>44673791andy
>>44673787squeaktoad
>>44673815squeaktoad
>>44673806squeaktoad
>>44673822>>44673826squeaktoad
these faggots really done smoked themselves retarded yall
>>44673781>>44673787>>44673806>>44673815>>44673822>>44673826>>44673849>>44673852andy
don't know what squaktoad isfeel left outplease tell me
desu
>>44673869anything you make up is going to be more interesting than the real answer
>>44673869squeaktoad is a
>>44673869squeaktoad
>>44673869apparently its all a lone schizoi think it's a bunch of us-based moders that killed somebody in a discord making fun of me and accusing me of being squeaktoad and sometimes jackinit127
>>44673869lurk moar
>>44673910jackintosh157
>>44673910dont lurk moar just filter mmg atp
jackinoff167
>>44673905mastectomy
>>44673516D A M A G E D
>>44672068>qottI had 2 over the summer but I quit one and still work fast food on the weekends while attending uni
>>44673974not squeaktoad (dropped out)
>>44673979I do think think abt dropping out. school sucks and having to work all my free time away makes me sad:(
>>44673885>>44673887>>44673889:(>>44673905I wish I was in the discord>>44673910I lurk all the time and never understand anything
>>44673905jacking off 17
>>44674004you're really not missing out, squeaktoad was just a frequent poster here who has approximately one to three dedicated schizo haters shitting up every thread
>>44674004i’d drop an invite to one of them (because there’s apparently multiple?) but that seems like a bad move at this point
need a moder suckslut working my shit
>>44674026ok>>44674031why?
>>44674031wait, so which posters are in the one you're in? I'm just trying to figure out how much of this is schizobabble and what parts are actually true
>>44672068qott> no, ive been on unemployment for a bit now. hit with 2023 layoffs then again with microsoft layoffs last year. gonna take up something new i think.>>44674004>lurk and never understand anythingme too its maddening
>>44674060like 3 of them, plus andy comes in and out
ostracised by everybody
>>44674069squeaktoad
ostrich sized hon
to think i could have prevented all of this
ostrich sized bi scary hon
I am OSBSH now
>>44674069I like that andy is like your homeless uncle who gets to crash sometimes but is in no way liked enough to be a permanent guest
>>44674100andy, you know we dont look at you like a homeless uncle, more like a wine aunt
I do, and i had to start wearing a compression top because my chest went nutzo going almost 4 months now on hrt
>>44674100nah we all like andy, she just leaves of her own volition sometimes
>>44674109andy>>44674115squeaktoad
the owls are not what they seem
>discord created>post quality downtrend>revenge porn>pointless drama>spam as a result of drama>rapea tale as old as time
owls are so kino~
they call me kg bezzel
>rapesqueaktoad
are there any neets that would like to trade sexual favors for cash?
yall mind if i post revenge porn of myself?
>>44674160squeaktoad
>>44674156id like a place to live more anon
>>44674156boogeyman here wya
>>44674156can I just be your friend for free instead
>>44674189can we have sex
>>44674274I will do anything to not be alone
>>44674274squeaktoad
>>44674156no, still not interested...
>>44674288squeaktoad
>>44674118I don't know this meme.
fellers i have just sat doomscrolling on my old phone after eating dinneri haven’t even touched my new phone yet ;.;
>>44674321what did you get?
>>44674317squeaktoad
>>44674321cowbot
>>44674321Industrial Society and Its Future
>>44674327Fuck! I think
>>44674324KFC
>>44674109babytrans general (sponsored by agender flag)
>>44674346meat is murder
>>44674338do you have your dog dick out?
>>44674338squeaktoad
>>44674354i like when the cock is as thick as the balls
>>44674365jackintosh157
>>44674380squeaktoad
they are posting toto each otherthey are postingpostingthey
>>44674385squeaktoad
>>44674385do you have your dog dick out?
>>44674324see >>44672814>>44674346i had fried rice, eggs and avocado
>>44674389
>>44674389mocking me
>>44674405squeaktoad
i think if we kill cowbot all of this can go away...
anyone else trans ?
ughh me, on a technicality ig
nope. it’s all a hoax
>>44674427gimme an address im unemployed and sick of this shit
>>44674427cowbot
>>44674405is it a good phone? I only by cheap things, I don't know what a good phone is or can do
saw a ufo and it made me cry
they're making fun of us on the squeakcord
>>44674444i'm sure one of the others can tell you where he is
>>44674427what does neetfag have to do with this
>>446744441122 boogie woogie avenue, up your butt, connecticut
ok so shall I make a cord then
>>44674467squeaktoad
>>44674467t. racist pedophile
if you don't have a name yet please make one we need more varietyno more anonymous manmoders in the thread
>>44674481anonymous
ok
im boogeyman i posted moder ass above
>>44674488cowbot
squeakcocojackcowbotboogymanostrichblessseven samurai
if ur an unemployed manmoder you have a mental illness, theres no reason to live as a male when you're not a productive member of society anyway.
>>44674488>88cheaters are hitler
>>44674478squeaktoad>>44674488i know who you are but i wont say
s e v e namurai
>>44674503
your little games have come to an end Megan
the seven samurai of mmgnext edition seven samurai of mmg edition
>>44674505i have mental illness(es) and im unemployed and i manmode
newfags can't squeaktoad
you killed her Megan
>>44674509leak it in the squeakcord
>>44674447i think it might bei have been using the same iphone since the start of the pandemicnever cracked the screeni just needed something that will last me a couple years
holding up seven fingers on my right hand
if ur a manmoder you have a mental illnes
you can't hide anymore Megan
that’s not cool why does andy not get to be a samurai?
stay away from the nuthouse Megan
se7enhead in a boxwhose headyours
>>44674534>a mental illness >just oneKinda underselling it
>>44674532squeakin my shit raw to this thought
answer me!
>>44674531only a couple years left on this ride anyway brotherman
i rebuke any evil spirts
>>44674540who do you remove to add andythe burden of the decision has been bestowed upon you
someone didn't notice the important detail left out in that picture
pokexchespin
>>44674532aimoder
there is only one correct answer of who is to be removed
>>44674555who are coco ostrich and bless? i have never heard these names until this evening
>>44674563who is anybody
pokexchespin squeaktoad
Me?
it arrives
who even are you people? yeah i went there
squeakcocojackcowbotboogymanostrichblessmeganandycrossnow we are ten
>>44674572Me.
Literally who?
cross grossgross crosscross grossgross cross
>she’s cross
being underneath "jack" makes me feel uncomfortable
where is lisha
>>44674597reorder the listthis task is bequeath to you
squeak is megan
but who was phone
squeak is pokexchespin
be squeaking you, john
You know you've failed at life when even the people here rejects you.
calling agender “jack” annoys me
>>44674608a double entry.. disturbing, excise one, this task is bequeath to you
do the tasks bequeath to you NOW do it NOWdo it NOW
boogeymansqueakcococowbotostrichblessandycross"jack"
one of you pencil pushers (nerd) with a microsoft 360 subscription do it fa me
im like lit off 5 red buzzballs rn, but ik some of these bitches be samefagging on some iwyruilfys type shit, frfr
>>44674624>>44674621>>44674616>>44674613>>44674608do you have your dog dick out?
>>44674604add them to the list this task is bequeath to you
turns out becoming known to a bunch of loser psychopaths is a bad idea
>>44674638misery did you play Age of Conan on the Cimmeria RPPvP server in 2008
alphabetical order please
>>44674638is that welsh
why are we pretending to care about these posters who have existed for like 20 minutes instead of the classics?
>>44674642no
>>44674644Lonely schizos are the only kind of people I hang out with, If I ever do
bequeef
>>44674649this task is bequeath to you>>44674654alter the list this task is bequeath to you
>>44674654squeaktoad
>>44674658can you and the people you hang out with find a new target?
>>44674668squeaktoad
dada
andyblessboogeymancococowbotcrosslishamiserymissouriostrichsqueak"jack"
september 2026. i am forgotten.
mama
>>44674677a queen and her subjectsmama like
the 9-10 estimate was not so erroneous
****** fever has hit the t hr read
Ugh. Me Andy.Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.But best thing in whole world? Dog dick.Me love dog dick. Hard. Dog. Wet like dog. Smell dog. Taste better than dog. Me touch own dog dick many time under fur. Me think about other woman dog dick too. Make me grunt and smile big.When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put mouth on her dog dick. Suck good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.Dog dick number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.Me Andy. Me love dog dick.Ugh.
whats a moder gotta do to get a foot rub around here
>>44674093
12 manmoders12 tribes
>>44674704have you tried jones bbq & foot massage?
>>44674704what the dogs doing
>join 4chan discord with account linked to your real lifehmm
>>44674725hmm
i dodged a bullet with you all
>>44674725can you stop reposting my shit here and just like them where they are? maybe even follow me!
i accidently added chuddy on my irl life discord, that fact sometimes looms in the back of my mind
must be nice
i miss that kinda chuddery
>>44674668I don't talk to anyone here, for some reason I am disliked round these parts
>>44674748have any reasons been given?
>>44674760Not that I am aware
>>44674748>>44674760>>44674764squeaktoad
>>44674741
>>44674767
andy here, droppin in on my new linethis android shit radinkydonkeyiphone plebs could nevergot one of them hdr screensfirst thing i did was hit up the usual sitessaw me some yaoikaworu kissin spike spiegal, got that trap from rezero sitting in the corner playing with his buttbakugo bottoming for deku, got that trap from rezero sitting in the corner playing with his buttholethis shit so crispgot me thinking back on the first time i ever saw yaoikaworu and spike spiegal kissin, got that trap from rezero sittin in the corner playing with his buttholemiss the feeling of crtsmissing a lot of things lately
do i even need say it
>>44674740do i know you
petahthe horse is here
>>44672068>qott: do you have a job?yes but i'm out of sick days and i think i'm getting fired if i keep no showing
have you been sick a lot or do you just call out frequently anyway?
>>44674773
>>44672719mogs me
>she’s afraid
>>44674887samefag
this is samefag gen
>>44674796>400 posts in 5 hours>only one with effortfellers...
welcome ma'am, would you like the tour?
real ones knew that **** already had an android
>>44674898squeaktoad
estrogen took my bicep and forearm veins
>>44674926HOW PLEASE
>>44674876no i'm just a fag who doesn't show up to work because of retard shit like anxiety attacks
>>44674930is your dog dick out
>>44674954YES
>>44674940that’s not retard shit, that’s an actual concern
>>44674965it's retard shit when i just don't tell anyone about it and don't go to work and awkwardly away the day they fire me for not showing up
>>44674961hell yea
>>44674940<3 nah that's not retard shit you have good reason to be feeling anxiety(thats not a threat btw omg i feel like a boogeyman now)
hush hush hush, here comes the boogeymoder...
ah man, i sneeded all over myself >_<
she’s michael caine, master wayne
>>44675010>you have good reason to be feeling anxietyanxiety so bad that i might lose my job over it?
telling my therapist about cismoid
my dick is small
my shark is smooth
>>44675030>>44675031>>44675044>>44675062>>44675065all squeaktoad
>>44675073
squeaktoad spam IS the knew "mocking me" if you think about it
>knew
therapist graduated me from working together because i couldn't stop talking about cismoid
well darn, now they're mocking ME
>>44675112ha
fuck this guy
this is actually the single worst bit anyone's ever spammed the gen with
IRN BRU
oh this is just like in morrowind when you persist in the doomed world or whatever
>>44675128squeaktoad
>>44675086official squeaktoad post
what about now?
gonna start typing posts for this gen but post them in random generals on other boards instead.
you should take this dog girl to the pound!
>>44674796you filthy swinei actually am switching over from iphone to androidand i don’t even watch/read yaoii haven’t fapped to yaoi in like 20 years my gand i don’t have to miss crts, i got a few of em bitches rolling around in my labi wish i knew who you were so you could get your deep dicking and move tf on
>>44675172do you have your dog dick out?
let me in to the modercord let me in to the modercord
crêpes à la moder
>>44675231you should take this dog girl to the pound
>>44675231looks like shit faggot
posting from my new droidget it? andy? android?fellers i am way past my bedtimebut i'm gonna roll a fattie to celebratelots of progress in my personal life lately
>>44675243looks like crepe not shit haha
new year new bitch
>>44675243thank you <3
it's september
>>44675242do you have your dog dick out?
>>44675262what about now?
>>44675270is your dog dick out?
I like the ber months
grabbing my own hips and pretending it's deadlock silver about to make me a dog mom
>>44675352you should take this dog girl to the pound
>>44675378i will ruin you
>>44675382is your dog dick out?
i got knotted by silver btw
lucky bitch
i wish i could have ever had a good experience bottoming
>>44675473was her dog dick out
obviously her fucking dog dick was out
>>44675512it must have gone in surely
and then outand then in
>>44675512squeaktoad
Ugh, woken again by a hypnopompic hallucination. I woke up feeling like I was being watched and someone was about to shoot a gun at me through my window so I started hiding under my bed, snapped out of it 30 seconds later.Shit like these randomly happens like once or twice every week, waking up from sleep and having episodes.
>>44675506yeah i got mounted like a good little pup ^_^woof woof glory to lilah silver
hear hear
>>44675580:( that sucks
On more than one occasion when I live in a shared apartment I would wake up feeling imminent danger, run out my room, and almost open the front door to the apartment. Thankfully I always snapped out of it. Some of the times I would take a blanket with me.
>>44675601can you tie yourself to the bed
>>44675601do you have your dog dick out?
>>44675612No>>44675613My dick is out currently
I literally don’t believe I can own a firearm because I believe there’s a good chance I’ll wake up hallucinating and try to fire it
>>44675580>>44675601that must be fucking awful wtf
>>44675625have you always had it
It’s some form of brain damage / type 2 narcolepsy. I also dream instantly while napping or after falling asleep.
>>44675638Yes
>>44675632do you ever wake up and hallucinate that your dog dick is out?
>>44675638do you have your dog dick out?
>>44675647what are your dreams like?
>>44675638Uh since college desu, looking back now it might literally be narcolepsy. I also sleep a lot during the day, first thing after work for instance. And yesterday I slept through my alarms. I must somehow turn them off while asleep.
>>44675650I don't have a dog dick I'm a human being
>>44675654Extremely elaborate, they honestly feel like real life. Usually social situations. Last night I was at a beach house with family, it was such an elaborate house. Everything felt real. Then the island started catching fire and I had to evacuate and follow the single road off the island.
>>44675660?
activate squeaktoad protocol
>>44675664was your dog dick out?
did we rotate schizoposters or something??? the dog dick squeaktoadposting had quietened down for a while there
I don’t even know what to tell my doctor. It honestly feels more like brain damage.I have visual snow and autism too.
i stay strapped bc times is rough and tough like leather
>>44675664waow is that at least nice you can do that
the protocols of the elders of the crazycule
>>44675678just get stoned and goon to our feet
>>44675677squeaktoad
>>44675677>>44675678>>44675680>>44675683all squeaktoad
>>44675665?
Nah, this is agender flag.
>acts like people can't instantly recognize his retarded posts
I am not squeaktoad I am kg bezzel
post moderfeet sluts i need to goon
i am your memaw and i say gooning to feet is bad for you
>>44675688cowbot
>>44675695why don't you have a dog dick?
i have had dreams recently where i shoot a specific person who is one of my enemies, a moid in his 50si would never do it, thoughnot even in minecrafthe would never be a rival worthy of me to spill his stinking blood
>>44675705kg bezzel>>44675721squktod
>>44675721squeaktoad
andy posted feet outside in the dirt and grass a while back but no one gooned to her feet
>>44675708definitely cowbot
glad you ladies were able to trigger the module that loads him ;)
k to the g to the be zees elI'm kg bezzel and I'm here to say, I do my moding in the manly way, I read these threads, with my eyes, the moders in here want to ostracise
andy is like a sour patch kidsour but sweet :)
>>44675718why don't trees reach the sky
>>44675749post your dog dick please
>>44675759impossible I don't have one
god my old phone felt like dialup in comparisonrot in hell steve jobs you deadbeat pos
this shit sucks lmao, fucking losers led the gainers by a margin of plus one or greater.
there is a video of me sucking bbc on ashemaletube dot comwhich moder am i?
>>44675764put your number in my phoneI hope to get some time aloneI wanna get to know you more
>>44675770moap
>>44675763if you hate me so much why don't you just kill me
>>44675776are you rumpelstiltskin?
>>44675782no no you kill me you kill me
>>44675787I'm not, I am the bird
ariel shrink
it's all gone now
>>44675770oh oh i know this one because there is also a video of me taking dick on xvideos
>>44675766hi lisha
I'm so dumb
squeak
toad
wow i didnt know there were other pornstars in here hi
hey, ginger here if anyone remembers me, it's been a while.I'm almost 8 years hrt at this point. every other mtf I know is at least semipassing and girlmoding at this point. I'm still a gigahon hrtrepper. I don't know what I did to deserve this but I think this is just the rest of my life, watching people who started after me get their happy endings while I wallow in despair in the closet.
>>44675995is your dog dick out?
>>44675995take it out.
>>44676002do you have your dog dick out?
please.
please take this dog girl to the pound!
>>44675995I do remember you and you deserve this fate
>>44676042you tootake it out now
...
>>44676040do you have your dog dick out? please.
>>44676042why?
lets play the penis game
i get moding, but like why would a 25-35 year old adult still be closeted?
how do you play the penis game
penis
>>44676060PENIS
>>44676070>>44676068>>44676063>>44676062>>44676060all andy
>>44676062I came out to a few family members and the reactions were really bad so now I don't want to tell anyone else and hurt myself further for no benefit.
>>44676095jackintosh157
how to filter the schizos plz
>>44676098do I know you?
>>44676119you should take this dog girl to the pound~!
>>44676160waiting on paw pics
>>44676164$50/polaroid
>>44676119when you find out how, let me know. if you want to talk about it or if you want to call me
>>44676160Please can i see toue sog dick
you've seen it already
>>44676190squeaktoad
so there are two players now
>>44676202do you have your dog dick out?
>>44676212i’ve already posted it
>>44676219can i see
>>44676231i already showed it to you
this is so fucking annoying, i want to claw it out of my face so badly but i don't know how to fix it yet. i feel it in my throat and my head and my hands and the pain is so bad
>>44676242squeaktoad
how long are we going to relive the same day
>>44676242that's awesome
>>44676249you should take this dog girl to the pound!
taking you to pound town
i wish to knot a dog girl!
>>44676259jackintosh157
>>44676275squea toa
>>44676375i do this (and say this)
>>44676375andy
>>44676377squeaktoad
>>44676375*cums*
>>44676379thays enough out of you
>>44676396do you have your dog dick out?
I love my cock, I want to fuck some people with it :PNow it’s not that big, but it’s cute and white with a red head and honestly with my feminine body I’m more okay with it being small.
futa gifs? time to fap!
>>44676432squeaktoad
>>44676689>>44676689>>44676689
