WELCOME TO THE ***HONGER GAMES***! 8 of the STRONGEST HONS from translater's most controversial of all time have GATHERED TODAY to COMPETE IN THE ULTIMATE HON-OFF!! In this thread we will vote for the strongest hon of each match-up until only one remains! Voice your alliances, shit-talk your rivals, speculate! Our first matchup will be Sexy and Sassy vs Jessie Jacuzzi, strawpoll imminent! MAY THE STRONGEST HON WIN!BONUS: Write-ins allowed- post a hon you think is worthy of competing, and two MAY be selected to compete!
I just vomited, I can't take it any more
>ROUND 1>SEXY AND SASSY vs JESSIE JACUZZIVOTE HERE:https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzOzqGZ3
>>44682566OP here- my personal opinion is that Sexy and Sassy is the more powerful of these two hons. While Jessie Jacuzzi's cheeky smile and stance combined with her bold outfit and slightly suggestive setting/pose make for a compelling combination of traits, it feels like perhaps being a hon may not be her true passion- she reads as if like Batman, who is Bruce Wayne by day and Gotham's Dark Knight by night, she may only participate in being a hon as somewhat of an alter ego. This makes me feel as if her heart is not truly in the game.Sexy and Sassy on the other hand, fully leads me to believe that how she presents on the outside is fully who she believes she is, and that she has made a loyal lifelong commitment to being a hon no matter where or when. Her fierce stance also displays her eagerness and will to fight, especially against hypothetical men who would hypothetically like to join her in her girly sleepovers and activities. Her fighting spirit leads me to believe she may even persevere further into the bracket than just this matchup should she win.
god I hate that I love these threads
>>44682536A CLARIFICATION ON THE RULES:>each hon matchup will have an hour to accrue votes>if a hon is winning by a landslide before the hour is up (10 or more votes than the competitor) we will move on to the next round>if the initially losing hon gets more votes than the initial victor after the hour is up or a victor has otherwise been decided, and somehow manages to accrue 5-10 more votes than the other hon, the matchup sheet MAY be amendedThe hour for the first matchup is almost up and it looks like Sexy and Sassy is in the lead! Where are the Jessie Jacuzzi fans??
No Anna or "my face keeps getting manlier on hrt"? Lame
>>44682898You're fully free to send write-ins, just send the picture and I'll add them to the tournament
>>44682566oh jesus christ i just noticed that Jessie Jacuzzi wears the exact same glasses as my trans gf
THE RESULTS ARE IN- SEXY AND SASSY has just been crowned the VICTOR of the first round, and with the votes at 9-3, it's NOT EVEN CLOSE!!>ROUND 2>PRINCESS PADMA vs HON SOLOVOTE HERE:https://strawpoll.com/BJnXVmV7jZv
please continue these threads, never stop
>>44682536oh sweet im early to a thread for once.>>44682948ooh this one's tricky.
>>44682948Princess Padma brings a more reserved yet undeniable energy to the arena. She's not afraid to flaunt her honly looks, but keeps it classy by keeping a towel draped over her rectangular figure. Her awkward smile, lazy eye, and blurry photography add a personal, intimate element to the picture. It's almost like you can imagine waking up right next to her and wondering if you should call the cops or what you did last night.Hon Solo, on the other hand, brings a lesser degree of subtlety and is very overt that she wishes to dominate her competition both mentally and physically, as evidenced by the whip she is boldly brandishing. Her garish get-up takes possible inspiration from multiple sources- John Redcorn, Han Solo, Motley Crue. She steals the spotlight by looking like she might be in a shitty tribute band or perhaps you might scroll past her on a dating app trying to seduce someone with her dark energy.This one's a close one for me, but ultimately I'm casting my vote towards Hon Solo here.
>>44682536This needs more swordhons but that being said hooooly f
princess padma is trying hon solo tries to hide cameras in the womens restroom at renfairs
>>44682948I'm voting padma because an autistic cis woman could hypothetically dress like hon solo. I would perhaps change my vote if we had a better look at the latter's face.
Somehow I didn't consider the possibility of a tie, but here we are. What a dramatic second round already with several times where one of our competitors has pulled ahead only to yet again fall into a tie.The rules for tiebreaking will be as follows:>We will move on to the next round while waiting for the tie to be broken>The first hon to get one vote over the other will be the victor of the roundVote now and be the one to break the tie!VOTE HERE TO BREAK PADMA AND HON SOLO'S TIE:https://strawpoll.com/BJnXVmV7jZv/results>ROUND 3>TEEHEE TILLY vs THE FLASHERVOTE HERE FOR ROUND 3:
>>44683451My dumbass forgot the strawpoll link, VOTE HEREVOTE HERE FOR ROUND 3: <<https://strawpoll.com/eNg6v8vz0gA
>>44683451>VOTE HERE TO BREAK PADMA AND HON SOLO'S TIE:>https://strawpoll.com/BJnXVmV7jZv/resultslooks like Hon Solo takes it, do you agree OP?
>>44683484You heard it here, folks! Hon Solo is OFFICIALLY the WINNER of round 2 and will be moving forward in the tournament. Special thanks to our tiebreaker!>>44683451This one is a pretty fun matchup if you ask me. Teehee Tilly enters the arena with her bubbly, childish style at an even 50 years young! Her unshaven stubble adds a contrasting element to the soft pastels of her outfit. What a fash-hon-ista, am I right folks? Furthermore, the presence of the back of some guy's head in the photo and the caption above her remind you that she is in fact, in public looking like this AND posting it on the internet. Surely her honfidence will carry her far, just like the plane she's riding on!The Flasher is perhaps the most simple and straightforward of all of our hons so far. Without a larger glance at her outfit and with no background elements but the ceiling of her presumed abode, we have no choice but to confront the two elements of her photo with the most presence: her dazzling smile, and her indecency. Not pictured in the photo due to being a blue board is a shiny heart-shaped pink gem nipple piercing, dazzling almost as bright as that smile. She came just to show us her tits whether we like it or not, and she did exactly that. You can't help but appreciate the audacity and simplicity of a hon like her.Both are strong competitors, but my vote is going to The Flasher for her sheer boldness, though it's pretty close.
>>44683539>Special thanks to our tiebreaker!To be clear the tiebreaker wasn't me >>44683484, I'd already voted. I just checked the standings and noticed someone seemed to have cast the deciding vote.
>>44683539>that's a mantit, not his guto lawd spare me this day from the vicissitudes raining down upon my soulyou gave me innocence for a guidon but Anon made the scales fall from my poor brutalized eyes
something something mogs me something
I’ll be voting Tilly just for the single raised eyebrow. And paired with the stubble and she/her pin? Sublime.
>>44683539the flasher’s nose growth is more disturbing than the nipple desu
>>44682907i wear those too but mine have flowers. fuck.. =(
TEEHEE TILLY has OVERTAKEN The Flasher 3-5 and is the official winner of round 3! I have a sneaking suspicion that Tilly and Sassy and Sexy are looking like our strongest competitors and may go face to face, but only time will tell.>Round 4>BIKE DYKE of HON'S ANGELS vs ANGERTRUDEVOTE HERE:https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaoaLPg3
>>44683740BREAKING NEWS!!! Allegations have surfaced that ANGERTRUDE is fake AI SLOP and should be disqualified from the tournament because I, OP, did not pay close enough attention to initially notice (although maybe that just speaks to how low standards are for Reddit hons that I wouldn't have been surprised at her being a real person, or maybe it just speaks to my lack of observation). Either way, should ANGERTRUDE be replaced with a new competitor?
>>44683765please replace angertrude with julia
>>44683771Seconded
>>44683783Thirded
>>44683771>>44683783>>44683831Your wishes are my command, Julia the sissy has officially taken Angertrude's place in the competition!>REAL Round 4>BIKE DYKE vs JULIA CONNERVOTE HERE:https://strawpoll.com/YVyPv3vJkgN
>>44683853kekek i love that angertrude's shoe is still there lmfao
Bike dyke didn’t stand a snowballs chance in hell.
>>44683872evil doesn't die...
>>44683853I'll be real with you, folks- with a celebrity competitor like this, Bike Dyke is going to get blown out of the water. We all know who's going to win this round, but let's take a moment to appreciate both of these hons for what they both bring to the table regardless.The Bike Dyke sits confidently on her bike- one can only wonder if she would sit so confidently if she had known she would be going against the larger-than-life personality and figure of Julia Conner. Either way, she sits, legs spread, bicycle bar digging uncomfortably into her nether regions. This is a hon who values aesthetic over practicality, as we can see from that alone, not to mention that she chooses to sit not on the seat but on the cold metal. And also the fact that the bike is indoors for some reason. It's a shame really, I can just imagine her riding around town burning rubber in those heels that are clearly fit for bike-riding.Now, what could I possibly say about Julia that hasn't already been said? Everyone knows her, not everyone loves her, many love to hate her. Her words, though not seen in this photo, have been burned into many of our minds more than even perhaps quotes from historical figures. Her name is Julia. She's a sissy. And her purpose is to try and WIN THIS COMPETITION! (and worship cock).
I'm going to call this round here despite being one vote short of 10, so long as the audience is okay with that. Unless Bike Dyke has a sudden comeback somehow, JULIA CONNER is the OFFICIAL winner of ROUND 4!This is getting exciting, it's our first round between winners!>Round 5> Sassy and Sexy vs Hon Solo
>>44684039What do you know, Julia is actually our first competitor to get 10 votes in under an hour and win anyway. Not surprising, reallyVOTE HERE since I forgot the link again:https://strawpoll.com/LVyK2N2rOZ0
>>44683998Yeah Bike Dyke didn't have a snowball's here, I feel like Julia should've been matched against Clymer or somebody equally grotesque/infamous. Tilly, maybe, or Macho Ma'am. (Celebrity Honger Games when?)
>>44684125We need "i am erin now" in the morning in this.
>>44684125>TillyI am retarded, I managed to combine the two parts of Lilytino's name into one shorter name.>>44684128Who else? "Ava" Tyson? Honjamin Tranklin? Choob? Caitlin has to be a shoe-in, right.
>>44684152Wachowskis for sure
>>44684160Oh man, how could I forget them!I guess they and Caitlin are on a different level of celebrity than "hon famous" types like Macho Ma'am tho, wonder how that affects things
>>44684152chris chan
>>44684200...Did you have to write that?I *instantly* recalled the Vaginal Growth Saga and my face scrunched up like Kermit the Frog.
>>44684152UCF blue hair hon
Sexy and Sassy has just WON Round 5 against Hon Solo and is our second competitor to get an unanimous 10 votes before the end of the hour! I knew from the very first round she'd come far. But if things go how I think they will, the odds may still be stacked against her, and she may be destined for a number 2 spot if her fanbase is not strong enough.Also, I like the idea of Celebrity Honger Games and may make the bracket for that tomorrow, so stay tuned! Promising suggestions for competitors so far, but the more the better.Anyway, get ready for...>ROUND 6>TEEHEE TILLY vs JULIA CONNERVOTE HERE:https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQPQ9kne
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>>44684152TULIP
>>44684368not a remotely difficult choice. julia by a country mile
>>44684368OP here, I fell asleep unintentionally due to not getting as much sleep as usual this week, I apologize.That being said, it looks like fan favorite Julia Conner has won Round 6 against Teehee Tilly! However, at the very least it was not as unanimous as Julia's last round, as Teehee Tilly still received at least 5 votes. This gives me some hope for our other final competitor, Sexy and Sassy.Speaking of, I can hardly believe it, but we're already at the final round of our first Honger Games that will determine our champion. Now's the time to show your favorite hon support, or she will forever be only second best!>ROUND 7 (FINAL ROUND)!!!>SEXY AND SASSY vs JULIA CONNERVOTE HERE:https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQvQAen4
>>44686234These two are undeniably the most powerful hons in the entire bracket and many of you likely knew that even before they got this far. I do have my own personal opinion, but in this final round I will remain impartial as the host.As said before, Sexy and Sassy exudes confidence and fierceness, and is surely our most confident and courageous hon to put up against the imposing Julia Conner.I feel like both hons have their own merit here. Sexy and Sassy has an authentic, eager, and unapologetic energy that makes the genuineness of her photo and personality shine brightly in this matchup. Julia is authentic in her own way, but oddly enough it almost feels opposite to Sexy and Sassy.Julia has this strange and unique uncanny vibe where she is trying to present herself as someone pathetic, meek, and dainty while looking like a bowling ball and sounding like grandpa just stubbed his toe. There is an inherent mismatch that makes her extra uncomfortable to look at, which is of course only further inhanced by the shocking and vulgar image(s) we see of her. The authenticity here comes from the pure shamelessness and lack of care she has in plastering her naked body onto the internet while saying and doing obscene and disgusting things. The Burger King crown atop her head adds a questionable and unique, memorable element that prevents her from technically being fully unclothed. Perhaps the crown shows how she expects to be the champion of the Honger games.However, one could make the argument that Julia is not technically a hon in the traditional sense- she certainly has the traits that make a strong and powerful hon, which is why she has been allowed to compete in this tournament regardless. However, she is not shy in letting us know that this is ONLY a fetish for her and that she is actually the alter ego of Jerry Conner. Is her fetish alone strong enough to win?
