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deep, booming, authoritative male voice:
One more thing Lindsay -

meek female voice:
yes, judge?

male voice:
you've been through enough, I've changed my mind - you are free to go, now get out of here you dirty animal before I change my -

female voice (meek but slightly excited):
oh wow judge really I promise I'm gonna be good from now on, this is a whole new Misses Clancy!

male voice:
but before you go, you have to promise me one thing-

female voice (haltingly)
a-anything judge

male voice:
get your fucking tubes tied you dirty whore, and pillows aren't for smothering

female voice:
yes, sir!

*panting noises as LC breaks into a run, dividing the waiting crowds outside like the might River Nile upon a firm pound of the ground by Moses' staff*