lion editionqott: what's the biggest lie you've ever told?qott 2: do you have your dog dick out?prev: >>44685330
aliens are real
>>44694593pedophile
>>44694594aliens are real
>she's afraid
>>44694598do you think they have alien dogs with green alien dog dicks
>>44694635aliens are real
>>44694655are green dog dicks real
>>44694661aliens are real
>>44694674what's wrong with you this time?
>>44694674do you think zim has a dog dick
i like the new thing
samefag
>>44694579why her toes covered up tho i cant see the toe spread????
>>44694713squeaktoad
>>44694702anything is possible
>>44694728do you have a dog dick
>>44694738i am an alien
>>44694764do you have an alien dog dick
i actually never get misgendered when i girlmode
and just for my understanding, was your dog dick in or out at those times?
oh it definitely was
photoshopping dogs into fate screenshots is the new trend and all the cool kids are doing it
>>44694881that's why my hungry ass could never fuck in any other position than from behindif there is a butthole i'll want to fuck it even if there is a p*ssy present "wrong hole" like bitch i know
Injected estradiol into my tummy ;)
>>44694921squeaktoad
>>44694915also squeaktoad
>>44694936>>44694945both squeaktoad
injected estradiol into my alien
cloud from final fantasy is so cool
so fuckable
https://voca.ro/1UGcmPJqBk1w
>>44694955Is your alien ovipositor out?
>>44694969
they should donate the blood they take from people for blood tests, or take double what they need and donate half
i need moderblood
>>44695357mocking me
>>44695415art thou bloodless
Who else has had several rounds and ffs here?
pedophile blood
alien blood
(minecraft parody of basket case)do you have the timeto listen to me mine?
when i was a minernotch took me into a mineshaftto mine a diamond ore
>>44695558>>44695536>>44695469all pedophiles
>>44695575sex with miners
>>44695603squeaktoad
>>44694580>qott1i've never told a lie.>qott 2no ;)
>>44695789૮ • ﻌ - ა
i met up with her btw
>>44695969both pedophiles
i am a lonely miserable faggot please pay attention to me
>>44696228sup
i deserve sex with hot trannies
Ugh I haven’t shaved my face in two days :/>>44696260Wrong thread
>>44696240cowbot
winners at war, hungry for more
how do i get my older sister to touch my dog dick
hello
hi
goon with me?
sorry im on a stricly no goon diet
>>44696574is your dog dick out?
>>44696638can you shut the fuck up
>>44696672i promise if you answer i'll never ask again i swear on my mothers life
m-mother? *cums*
>>44696707do you think her dog dick is out
sup fellers whats goodie?
>>44696777Ugh. Me Andy.Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.But best thing in whole world? Dog dick.Me love dog dick. Hard. Dog. Wet like dog. Smell dog. Taste better than dog. Me touch own dog dick many time under fur. Me think about other woman dog dick too. Make me grunt and smile big.When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put mouth on her dog dick. Suck good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.Dog dick number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.Me Andy. Me love dog dick.Ugh.
holy fuck check hunter schafer's instagram trigger warning: mingus
>>44696820is her dog dick out
ask my hoes wassup w they phones
>>44696869pedophile
so sick of getting baited to look at hunter schafer's mingus when there is none
i look like a man
>>44696911is your dog dick out
need a bear husbando to rape me
i be geeked up, steve urkel
>>44696930yes and flaccid because there's no mingus
im like the chris pratt of transgenderism
>>44696938andy
doors are my number 1 enemy this week
>>44697220do you have your dog dick out?
>>44697220are you a bird or a fly
drugging saberkidnapping sabersexually torturing saberraping sabermindbreaking sabermaking saber pleasure ugly bastard ojisans for money
no. the problem is sensors that tell machines a door is closed. my big stupid work printer has had a door sensor on the fritz all week so i have to repeatedly open and shut it to actually print shit, and yesterday the door sensor on my washing machine shit itself so i have to go to the laundromat
>>44697314is your dog dick out?
>>44697314squeaktoad
>>44697306squeaktoad
>>44697306light saber
>>44697314t. gay racist pedophile
but enough about me
>>44697523squeaktoad
>qottI used to be a compulsive liar as a kid so I honestly don't even remember. I just lied about anything and everything for no reason. I've gotten better about it now tho.>qott2you know it stays out
>>44697614can i see
>>44697628we've talked about this...
>>44697657i'm a transbian and do not understand boundaries or consent
>>44694674would
>>44697738squeaktoad
this general is unusable
>>44697750do you have your dog dick out?
loving sabercaressing saber's soft breastsputting a ring on saber's fingerliving a long and fulfilling life with saber
For a Great Low Rate You Can Get Online, Go To The General And Save Some Time!!
>>44697768do you think saber has a dog dick
>>44697750unusable for what tho
>>44697768saber netori
>>44697750just start filtering
>>44697750days since last genuine conversation:
>>44697800that, detective, is the right question
>>44697805is it out....?
>>44697789don't have to guess, she's my wife
>>44697827does saber have. a dog dick?
purposely misspelling spam phrases to circumvent filters
>>44697854is it?
street nigga still in the neighborhood store eating cold cuts
Yooo you think I can get away with boymode at the beach if I wear swim trunks and rash guard. I guess the rash guard needs to be dark colored so my tits don’t show through.
yooo
YOOO
Yeah it’ll be alright, no one will notice
>>44697879>>44697889>>44697891squeektowed
>>44697705I mean I guess I shouldn't have expected anything else
>>44697844yes, okay? yes.
hi, agender fag here. did you see my picture? don't worry, i'll reply to myself in a bit to make sure people look at my picture. did i mention i'm autistic?
Wow, you guys are promoting my replies! Thank you so much ;)
i'll be the first to say it. my dog dick is out.
>>44697964Can I see?
#fishfriday
#furryfridayyiff in heaven furfrens <3
I don't like how much agender flag looks like me and I'm afraid behaves like me but like in the way that I perceive others and others perceive me relative to the way I perceive myself
stop being an autistic faggot
>>44698025well as long as you're self-aware you won't behave like him
>>44698044oh, if only that could be true
i wish i could be a cool communist transgender but i have a history of optics nuke behavior that would set the western left back at least three decades. also im racist and lowk support maga
yngmi.
>>44698093>also im racist and lowk support magastop engaging in faith
>>44698093this. so much this.
i hate commies but also white people
>>44697917yuck!
don't bump that.. just ignore it
>>44698190only commies can be white thobeit
crackers like mao and sankara
>>44698694it's true i do
reply to this post with what you want me to vocaroo and ill reply with calling you a faggot
>>44698758county song
>>44698758
i look like that
>>44698758squeaktoad
cutetoad!
i am a squeak so to say
afternoon faggots
when you're at your white friend's house and he starts stabbing his parents
why are pooners
sdiybt
I spent my ffs savings on a trip to Japan... And I'm too depressed to even really feel that excited bc I'm a degen moid
if a pooner clicks this thread instead of ftmg their computer should detonate
>>44699373no :( why did you do that
>>44699380aliens are real
>>44699384Cuz I got told to give up by one surgeon and then a few other surgeons ghosted me after seeing my CT scans
>>44699409you didn't get told to give upyou're so fucking stupid
>>44699373and we should care why
>>44699414I didn't get told those exact words, I got told hrt wouldn't make me pass.Why would 2 surgeons GHOST me upon seeing my skull lol...Anyways I'm flying 1st class to TOKYO next year
>>44699409why would you listen to them.. it's your face, not theirs
who gives a fuck stop posting the same shitty copypasta holy shit
>>44699442>I got told hrt wouldn't make me pass.hrt? or ffs? you are so annoying and keep changing your story
>>44699450seriously *that's* what makes you complain about copypasta in this thread? get your dog dick out.
>>44699447They're the professionals, why would I botch myself? I hate my life but it's normal and easy, being botched or honmoding would make it difficult but still socially a male life the moment I step outside of my woke office
>>44699451I mean ffs, I am on hrt since start of 2018Sorry...
>>44699467they didn't tell you thatONE surgeon told you that THAT ONE SURGEON could not make you pass
>>44699471I tried to get consults w other surgeons but they all ghost me when I send my CT scans over
>>44699490can i see what it looks like?
>>44699502I'd like to so I could get someone on my side but I don't know if that's a good idea for privacy reasons
>>44699530no pressure. i've just never heard of such a brutal reaction from multiple surgeons
>>44699548that's because she's lying about it and making shit up to doom for attention
How do you cope? I'm 6', 18 in bidelt and my ribcage tapers from 30in UB to 34 in under armpit
when you people post these stupid measurement numbers are you able to instantly visualize the body shape
>>44699555Checked but literally why would I lie about this of all things? I could've gotten ffs and been living as a woman for 2 years by now which would get me a lot more attention than being sad online!
>>44699555and been doing that for almost 10 years now
>>44699571do you have your dog dick out?
quastion: do you have a dog dick?
>>44699901me?
ya you
how does it feel to know that the person you spend you entire life referring to as "i" is not a discrete object anywhere inside your body, but an emergent continuity produced by billions of cells that have absolutely no idea you exist..also meetups with the #modercord. ignore the one that leaked this morning~
so was her butthole tight or
>>44700127did you have your d*g d*cks out?
>>44700150dig docks
>>44700160pumping you up like dig dug for mocking me
>>44700127the hours before she wakes up are always the hardest
the hours before she takes out her dog dick are always the hardest
my dog dick is always the hardest when i think about her
today's e-scrap haul:an old kvm switchthree webcams for my turla's enclosurevelcro thingiesrack ears for my cisco switchall fo freezy my meezy
>>44700234>>44700253rapist inside of you
>>44700256could i ask you a serious question
>>44700127you're invited to the squeaktoad #squeakup
>>44700256why do you call it a turla
>>44700317hi
>>44700141i forgot to ask>>44700150ofc>>44700216ok
>>44700341hellodo you know what a turla is
3 rules in da #modercord1. do not talk about the squeaktoad incident(s)2. "squeaktoad raped" is filtered, you will be autobanned3. no transphobia
>>44700355nocan i see your d-- d---
if you can't even get the words out I'm begging to question your commitment to the bit.
cock smells amazing and i'm tired of pretending that it doesn't
>>44700374okay
>>44700384i'm begging to see your do* dic*
>>44700358squeaktoad raped
dot dice
>>44700424can i see your dot dice
>>44700437yaya :v
i’m going to fuck squeaktoad’s butthole.
>>44700451thanks! ^_^ while you're sending pictures is your dog dick out?
>>44700455squeaktoad raped
she didnt sqeak when we hugged v.v
that would have been the cutest thing ever u_u
were you able to tell if she had a dog dick >.<
> dyhyddo?no i have no pets and my human penis is put away rn.
>>44700468yes it is!
squeaktoad is consistently an hour away from a full doxx and seems eager to finally make it happen
>>44700538t. racist gay pedophile
is trainmoder a bottom?
is it better to manmode or detransition?>agender
>>44700647ask him.
dyehyddo rn?
i'm verse>agender
bakinghon returns. god my knife skills suck though https://www.crowdedkitchen.com/apple-hand-pies/
>>44700684brown
>>44700684beef wellington?
>>44700399say it with your chest pussy.
>>44700684squeaktoad!!! squeaktoad!! squeaktoad is here!!! squeaktoad can you sign my dog dick
melt 2 tablespoons butter in a saucepan over medium heat
>>44700684are you a bottom
>>44700670why be such a dick man?
that's your last name
>>44700703can you comment on the rape allegations
brown is your last name
>>44700684had you made cinnamon rolls this war would be over
>2019 was 30 years ago
>2016 was 600 years ago
>>44700670what's wrong with you?
>>44700684i love you im a huge fan i missed you
whisk in 1 tablespoon corn starch, 3/4 teaspoon vanilla extract. 1/4 cup brown sugar, 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon, 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg, 1/8 teaspoon cloves, and a pinch of salt
>>44700759cowbot
>>44700781>she's squeaktoad
stir in 2 cups of finely diced (doubt it, my bad) apples. once coated, add 2 tablespoons water. cook for another 10-12 minutes, until the apples are fork tender
omg the cooking bitch is back!
>>44700794marvelous apple dicing squeaktoad
>>44700794brown
nice, delicate hands
idek why people are mean to her
>>44700815cowboy
>>44700818howdy pardner?
>>44700815she raped another poster??
>>44694580Why do you like to manmode so much?
>>44700828we all rape down here
but here comes the squeakcord to tell you she didn't
>>44700830do you have your dog dick out?
>>44700828who hasn't raped. let she who is without rapes etc
>>44700847>Just silly comment
>>44700828nah that's made up
>>44700864would you like to see my squeaktoad
>>44700876it really isn't there are multiple witnesses
>>44700864>she doesn't have her dog dick out
punchy punchy ouppy
the funniest part about the megan rape jokes are that it actually happend and she blackmailed the other person off the board with revenge porn lmao
Speaking of dogs I heard this song and thought about Lia... https://youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ
>>44700900oh, don't bring that garbage in here
>>44700918
>>44700887multiple people itt literally watched trainmoder rape another poster? how am i expected to believe that?
Cooking moid dinner
>>4470094637
>>44700946sloppa...
>>44700794are they done yet
nice nails
take the apples off the heat and roll out each puff pastry into a 14” square, which you then cut into 4 7” squares
>>44700978LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
>>44700978brown
>>44700946DIY trust it's worth, gotta learn and it looks like you have a real kitchen
>>44700978megan can you comment on the cowbot dms with you that were linked in the moder splintercord
>>44701032can i have an invite to the moder splintercord
find the halfway point of each square. cut almost halfway through left to right and bottom to top, so you have 4 quadrants barely connectedput ~1/8 of your apples into each top right quadrant, and put egg wash on the perimeter of the bottom lefts
>>44701020This shit is $1 from Lidl though
>>44701044squeaktoad
>>44701032>she's afraid
>>44701036me too
>>44701044what's next
>>44701076>>44701036https://discord.gg/Wac5c5KdQ
Moid slop. Drinking a soda, in my underwear junk out, watching tv :)Then goon my gock afterwards.
cover the apple with the egg wash quadrant, seal it, the cut the other two quadrants into thirds
muffy sis..
>>44701101brown
>>44701101squeaktoad
lattice that shit! also you should probably measure your thirds so your lattice looks nicer. stretch the lattice and tuck it underneath to keep it from separating. you can add more egg wash as a binder there too
>>44701125squeaktoad
>>44701125i'm so hungry
>>44701125feed me trainmoder
>>44701125train please i'm starving
>>44701125squeaktoad please i'm going to die
>>44701125we are but baby birds in your nest and you are our mother you must feed us
>>44701125megan brown
>>44701125can we have sex
>>44696702>i'll never ask again i swear on my mothers lifeDont answer him!His mother is dead!I know because she choked to death on my schlong last night
>>44701184okay bro we heard you
>>44701210neetadopter
>>44701125gotta refrigerate these bad boys because the puff pastry needs to be cold to do its namesake puffing. unfortunately, i took /way/ too long doing this all so i’m just gonna throw the rest of the filling in the fridge and the other puff pastry sheet in the freezer, and finish the other half another day
>>44701224squeak
>>44701224omg megan squeaktoad is here
>>44701224good work
>>44701098Imagine the moidstench
>>44701250>100% carb mealreally explains a lot huh
>>44701250it's foid stench, I'm on 3.6mg EEn and 10mg transdermal progesterone
>>44701224thanks for taking us along i hope you have a good night and your ass is fat
>>44701224brown
>>44701265>activate the positive squeakcord posting
>>44701224amazing! it looks so yummy and you didn't rape anyone!
>>44701277in this house we ALL love trainmoder
>>44701290>>44701294both squeaktoad
>>44701294Agreed.
>>44701313megan squeaktoad
who up squeakin
hi moders
sup lish
>>44701557
>>44701614squeaktoad
nobody knows who that is here
i think she's talking about megan squeaktoad trainmoder pokexchespin
>>44701638untrue unfortunately
>>44701711squeaktoad
>>44701638yes we do and i wish not to see it anymore
>>44701736squeaktoad
you know a moder had to reup
>>44701747can i see
>>44701754it's visible in the picture
>>44701775no i mean your squeaktoad
I have to go back in the dark now because I dally too much ;_;
fellers my dinner is two hotdogs with two different kinds of crushed potato chips as toppings along with pineapple saucecaprisun strawberry kiwigonna drink whatever is left of the box
>>44701789Ugh. Me Andy.Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.But best thing in whole world? Dog dick.Me love dog dick. Hard. Dog. Wet like dog. Smell dog. Taste better than dog. Me touch own dog dick many time under fur. Me think about other woman dog dick too. Make me grunt and smile big.When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put mouth on her dog dick. Suck good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.Dog dick number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.Me Andy. Me love dog dick.Ugh.
>>44701787holy frick jax is so heckin me <3
it's true, andy sucked my dog dick
copypasta is so low efforti miss back when my impostor was creative and actually tried
>>44701787faggot lol
>>44701797heck yeah im the frog ;3ygyddo?
>>44701789actual 10 year old dinner
>>44701803that isn't me faggot
>>44701812ddimpohmm!
>>44701815:(
>>44701846andy
>>44701861yes?
>>44701870is it... you know... uh...
>>44701878i just pulled it out
>>44701883can i see your dog dick
first white woman to post her dog dick gets $1 million
>>44701904do you have your dog cock out?
>>44701892i am more than just my large uncut cock, okay?
>>44701914you're just dog dick to me
>>44701910yes. do you? can i see?
>>44701931show yours
>>44701931ofc my dd is out and no sorry only my sister can see it >_<
ladies, one million. dog dick (or cock). your choice. you're welcome.
>>44701963cowbot
i'm like a chameleon
>>44702004squawkparrot
squawk! polly wanna dog dick!
>>44702034squeaktoad
fellers gather roundit seems ya'll forgot how to verify a genuine andyso here's how you do an andy inspectionfirst you're gonna open that mouthmommy's gonna put her hand inside, she's gonna probe for those missing teeth(andy's missing 7, 9, 18 and 27)you're gonna bite downsense memorya childhood dog, wrapped in a blanket, light harassment in the form of playthe pup bites, soft-mouth, k9s visible thru fabricandy is crying a bit nowdon't look at mommynow open that lower mouth it's ok that you don't got a pussyit's ok that your hole is a little browngood pussy aint pink eitheryep, all checks out. that's a verified andypsa(ndy) grade 9.8
>at least 1/10 of the thread is the same autist
>>44702044actual masterwork
>>44702053literal squeaktoad
>>44702053so same as usual?
ok fair
Ugh, I'm in a brutal situation desu. I basically just have to hunker down and keep taking HRT for a couple years till I pass more.Right now I'm not attractive as a guy, so I really have no choice. And the HRT has made me have a distaste for gay hookups.
LOL
friday footjob!
imagine the number mmfjs would pull?
>>44702082can i see your dog dick
>>44702095Uhh...should we tell ehm?
>>44702195do you have your dog dick out?
israel
>>44702206what about it
>>44702225squeaktoad
dead chat xD
>>44702243squeaktoad
This is what I looked like April 2025
>>44702324Now
>>44702329is your dog dick out?
>>44702324we're still looking for the guy who asked, don't worry i'll get back to you
>>44702335nope
>>44702342can it be out?
>>44702366not horny rn :|
Edible Arrangements made me a deal. I’m their property now
>>44702369goon your dog dick for mommy?
>>44702389stroke my toad until it squeaks
she squeak on my toad till it bakes
>>44702324>>44702329Yuck!
>>44702419megan can you not be mean to agender
>>44702433we don't have to be nice to the retarded gay moid that shits up the thread every day
>>44702447squeaktoad
>>44702419I mean yeah I'm ugly. But I'd rather be an ugly tranny, on estrogen, than an ugly guy on testosterone.
>>44702458it doesn't make much of a difference for you :(
>>44702447>>44702467wtf i love train now
>>44702467it has mental changes for me, plus I'd say my body has had more changes than my face, as I now also have boobs.
>boobs>look inside>gross moobs from being obese
>>44702501classic squeaktoad bullying.
where bullying?
>>44702543do you have your dog dick out?
>>44702549yes.
>>44702558can i see
>>44702467thats just meanspirited damn
>>44702614where is the lie
>>44702614sorry for hating men ig? not like he can even understand what i'm saying anyway. xD
>>44702642estrogen improved my mental state.I am non-binary, my pronouns are he/him/they/them.You are transphobic if you are against me taking HRT.
>>44702649wtf megan......
>>44702650no one cares and this isn't the non-binary thread
>>44702649lolll
>>44702649>>44702676well fuck you. I'm going to keep taking HRT so fuck you.
>>44702650you know what? based
im really hungry for apple anything atp :c
>>44702689i truly do not gaf. i just want you gone.
you guys realize we can just farm him right
playing scp:sl right now :)
>>44702724farm him for what? it's not funny anymore.
>>44702707>>44702711>>44702724all squeaktoad>>44702732pedophile
>>44702734none of this is funny it’s disgusting nonetheless you are blind if you can’t see the potential
>>44702780do you have your dog dick out?
moder moansday?
>>44702791dog dicks out friday?
every day!
>>44703078>>44703078>>44703078
