QOTT: whats your weird ass hobby?>ignore all transphobic, chud, negative posts towards trans people (its one rent free guy)>by posting in this thread you admit trans guys are better than cis guys▶ /ftmg/ tapmap:https://tagmap.io/tag/ftmg▶Useful Links:Am I Trans? https://rentry.org/ftmg1Stories: https://rentry.org/ftmg2Gender Dysphoria: https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/gender-dysphoria/what-is-gender-dysphoria▶Hormones:https://apps.carleton.edu/campus/gsc/assets/hormones_FTM.pdfhttps://www.ftmguide.org/hormonebasics.htmlhttps://diyhrt.info/transmasc/intro/▶Passing:https://www.ftmguide.rassaku.net/guide/index.htmhttps://www.ftmguide.org/binding.htmlhttps://www.ftmguide.org/packing.html>>>/fit/▶Surgery Information:https://www.topsurgery.net/faq/https://www.transbucket.com>>
first for better!
>>44698081daddy mikey daddy mikey!
>>44698081>by posting in this thread you admit trans guys are better than cis guysWas it ever a question?
>>44698087>by posting in this thread you admit trans guys are better than cis guys
>>44698115im ftm
>QOTT: whats your weird ass hobby?im a furry
>>44698081I’m ftm but I will never ever take T
>>44698126nta but you admitted that cis guys suck
>>44698107>the EUPHORIA of elliot page>what every MAN should know about a post-roe world>damn good advice for FATHERS>the best bars in america (bars are manly right?)Fucking kek. Are they making fun of him.
mike owns my wombhe keeps me shaved and pla ughh i cant do this anymore can i be real im scared im old and my time has run out whenever i post mike shit its to distract myself from my terrible life i have nothing i dont really hate you ftms im just jealous you are all successful guys living my lifeim drunk and will say it again but fuck my life sucks and im projecting i hate myself
The next president of The United States Of America? Elliot Page. We won't ever have a female potus because it's ftms only from here on out. You think a ftm would be putin's cockholster? Hell nah.
>>44698169You're a sad individual mike. You'r'e going to look back and regret how much time you wasted being a chud. You deserve to live a terrible life for your actions.
>>44698169That's ok sweet pea, you can stay here as long as you like.
>>44698169wow putting it all out in the open huhi screenshotted this btw
>>44698133heyy
>>44698169>whenever i post mike shit its to distract myself from my terrible life i have nothing i dont really hate you ftms im just jealous you are all successful guys living my lifeHAHAHAHAHAHAH I CALLED IT
>>44698126Me too
>>44698169fake mike!!
>>44698169cringedwe dont care your life is over fyi. you did that all on your own.
>>44698257Me three haha
>>44698268Nobody would dare impersonate mike!!
The Mike question
Leading actor of our time. You think some FUCKIN cissoid could act like this?
>>44698215whats your fursona?
>>44698296elliot page
>>44698296im a batyou?
>femreppers trying to ruin our generalwtf >:(
>>44698355im a trans dog boy who loves to hump legsi did a fair bit of it at megaplex heh heh
A furry has had more sex than mike...
>>44698471cute
>>44698081I go to drag shows, does that count as a weird hobby?
>>44698528Those furries get into those yiffpiles and who knows who's fucking who's holes. I tell you whut.
I'm on edibles ama
>>44698081>QOTTI'm a beekeeper. I also love to cook, but never for myself/at my own place.
>>44698799Drinking jack and coke plus a 20mg extended release Adderall. Feels good man.
>>44698806>I'm a beekeeperThat's pretty cool.
>>44698816Nice I wish I could get on Adderall
>>44698838Thanks. I've always done it very casually but it's fulfilling all the same. The honey makes great gifts
>>44698169you should get a Majin Mike M tattoo
>>44698863how bad would it be to chug one of those smaller jars entirely, the honey looks gud
>>44698842It's retardedly easy. You go to a psych/mental health place, like for anything. Then they give you a fucking questionnaire. On the questionnaire is questions like "Do u get distracted bro?" "U have trouble concentrating?" You just say yes to those and wowie you have ADHD here's your Adderall. Not kidding. Literally that simple.Psychology is a fucking joke.
>>44698863Nah it's a cool hobby. Semi-obscure and a bit autistic but not weird. You get to interact with nature. And you get something to eat and share.
>>44698903It'd be far better for you than what most people put in their bodies nowadays, with all the foul energy drinks and slop being sold.
>>44698903Shit tons of sugar. You'd be fine unless you're diabetic or prediabetic.
>>44698923It's 2 ounces of honey, which is about ~45g of sugar. Around the same as an average american soda, with no added bullshit or corn syrup.
>>44698905Hmm well they don't let me on it because of my diagnosis
>>44698863how about that beeswax though, how many cool candles could you make out a good harvest of that
>>44698134I just got the top chop and I’m honestly thinking about going off it now because I’m norwooding...
>>44698961Yeah, you can make lots of things, even lip balm. I don't have the equipment for that and never looked into it though. One day I'd like to make mead out of the honey
>>44698957Oh well RIP schizo dudes.
think im going to get a trans girlfriend. they seem the most stable.
>>44698951>muh AmericaNo need to be a faggot. I'm sure I could look up german soda or whatever and it'd be the same. Regardless please share more pics. Particularly of the bees themselves. They're cool little guys.
>>44699086i have a trans fiance.she is the best thing that ever happened to me.
>>44699086>they seem the most stable.
>>44699086Trans girls are very stable and chill.
>>44699088Everyone knows american food is loaded to shit with sugar, and corn syrup at that, not even real sugar. But yes the bees are great. So sophisticated and intelligent.
Imagine: a poon hive. Little poons building pooncombs for poonhoney. Ruled by the poonking who's 5'9".
rent free
>>44699302How do you even touch/move these things without killing some bees in the process
>>44699501Ah, well you can brush them out of the way and be observant while you're moving the frames. But when you put the boxes back together a couple bees may be squished.The process for mite testing also involves killing a few hundred bees. It's part of it
>>44699475It's a meme you dip https://youtu.be/C8vKORzfshM?si=DzFF9_Za3E0mjE2d
you give off the vibe of someone with no friends thats desperate for social interaction.
>>44699591Of course. Shouldn't that be obvious. I'm mike, aren't I? With the micro if you've forgotten. :^)
>>44698816This is my sign to go to the liquor store.
>>44699086They aren’t stable at all. How did you come to this conclusion?
mike owns my body and soul
>>44699659Hell yeah buddy.
>>44699678Forever and always bbygirl
>>44699011Do NOT do this I made this fatal error and my hips grew muliple sizes and I started getting misgendered again after like 5years. Took literal years in the gym to fix. Just get on duasteride or be bald.
>>44698169yikes how have you not unalived yourself
>unalived
>>44699829mike is pretty old. his mom will croak pretty soon and he will be out on the streets with no internet. just gotta ride it out till then.
>>44699904does he live with his mom? oomph no wonder hes here every single day :P
>>44699011Dutasteride + minoxidil will save your hair and regrow it. But you can still get off if you want to regardless. Just that dura and minox are what you want if you're going to stay on.
>>44699904We should do a GoFundMe for our thread qt pie mike.
>>44698081I collect feet pics of celebrities. Thats my hobby but i dont share it with people.
>>44699977it might affect his food stamps benefits
>>44699996You just don't report it! If you aren't doing tax fraud you're a chump real talk
>>44700008>how do you do fellow non-glowies
>>44699980every trans guy has a foot fetish dw
>>44700013Federal agent stationed at Eglin here. Ftms, tax fraud and Mike are based.
>>44699980bro i love feetimagine a trans girls feet on your face and she has cute painted nails and her feet smell sooooooooooo goooooood
afab feet really are the best
trans guys feet are manly and bigT affects feet size by quite a lot
Toes, bros. Those grabbers just on display.
>>44700272i went up a couple sizes after starting t
it gets super calm in here when one person is sleeping
>>44700656his mom turned off the internet :/
>>44700189I want to sniff a trans girl’s feet after we’ve been walking around for hours.
>>44700720What a cunt
G is pretty af i cant. imagine having him as your bf and showing him off in public.
>>44698081sit on my gf's face and rub her belly
>>44698799How big is it
I read White Noise by Don Delillo a while back and loved it, so freaking funny and prescient. Now I'm reading his book Cosmopolis and it sucks dude! It's all but humorless and the dialogue is so vague and abstract - intentionally, but it doesn't land. What happened??
>>44698133I extensively study the library of alexandria, the city of alexandria Egypt, the life of the greeks during ptolemaic control (peak of the library), and the life of the Egyptians during ptolemaic controlAlso I play a lot of Minecraft (and am working on a recreation of the city of alexandria during ptolemaic control)
nobody cares
>>44700988Not big
i dress goth but wear cute underwear
I dress cool but wear the same underwear for weeks
10 trannies lusting for a crust busting
>>44701352G coded
trans guys can get sex whenever they want.cis incels can never get sex their entire life no matter how hard they try.trans guys = better males
>>44698081>QOTTMaking alcoholic beverages, edibles, and sometimes I turn my sunflowers into tea
>>44701439you have a tight pink pussy, breasts, and are 5'1 that's why
>>44699446
>>44702005Did you just draw this. Based anon.
>>44702005May I suggest that poonking has a fat zombiecock?
>>44701773nope, nope, and nope. im 5'10. every little excuse you use proves my point further. you dont know about hard work, all you know is complaining.
>>44702067>im 5'10proof
>>44700948G looks like a chick
>>44702005Me btw if you even care
What are the best strokers for bigger guys? Don’t recommend buck off or tenga eggs because I’ve tried both and they suck dick.
>>44702067rekt him
>>44702067im a 5'2" cismoid
mike won't leave my womb alone
>>44702494Built for straight cis male cock.
Why do TERFs seem to hate gay men?
>>44698169Dude is never living this down
>>44702540thats a weird way to spell "built for poonchads"
short cis guys serve no purpose unless youre young and cute and transition to a girl. otherwise completely useless to everyone.
>>44702494I'm a 5'2 tgirl !
Ladies line up, it's PIV time
im in charge of staff hiring at my work and i purposely reject cis guys and prioritise women, trans people, poc. productivity is up 4% which was never my intent but now i look like a genius.
>>44698081>(its one rent free guy)changing the OP after several people called you out for samefagging again huh
>>44698806>>44699302did you order bees or where these wild
>>44702904newfag? thats been there for ages
>>44703136huh. weird... I don't see it except for the 3 threads you made after getting called out for your discord spamming?
and golly gee would you look at it! she was samefagging her larp character again! >>44698169>>44698195>>44698210>>44698221>>44698269>>44699829
Mike was never real huh
>>44702620okay im both of those things. would cismoid on estrogen (essentially permaboymoding in public) work
>>44703205mike was anyone shitposting here
bruh what
>>44703194You really regret making that post when drunk i see. Too late to take it back unfortunately.
well i just pulled a anime cosplay girl and shes officially my girlfriend now. what is my life bros.
>>44703311sincerely hope you get medicated man, what do you get out of larping like this?
>>44703194Yeah she's pretty dedicated. Literally nearly a year at this point, every day.
>>4470345350% convinced its gloves doing a weird ''lol I troll u'' thing again
>>44703478I do believe it's a femrepper. And one might think it's more than person, and in some cases one or more might join in but 90% of the time it's literally just this one girl endlessly spamming ftmg and replying to herself over and over.
>>44703425Glad you sobered up but everyone saw that post. Rip you life man that sucks.
qott: I like to collect camo and ussr pins.4tran friend server:https://discord.gg/bnU8CskqCB
>>44703194what exactly are you upset about? who are you defending in this situation? it doesnt make sense.
>why are multiple people tired of me kicking a dead horse larp that got old forever ago
>>44703594good point actually. if mike was real, why arent they spamming there? or any other cis female thread?
mike owns this pussy
>the people who ridicule me for spamming mike and pregnancy everyday are actually the shitposters not me!
>>44703906>whenever i post mike shit its to distract myself from my terrible life i have nothing i dont really hate you ftms im just jealous you are all successful guys living my lifeThis was by far the most amusing part of him exposing himself. Bro is actually jealous of us and we clocked it. I always had a feeling transphobes/incels/chuds wanted to be us and we got confirmation of that. Now none of the things they say have any power because we know the truth.
>>44703899mike owns my pussy too
mike is the shuckster of my clam
>call her out>immediately goes on the defensivewhat more can be said, this is how you spend every friday night?
>>44702885based>>44702620>>44703215i mean if someone i liked told me to enough times i'd be a girl for them to be honest
How big are your t dicks and how long on t?>6 years>1.5 soft, 2-2.5 inches hard
>>44704193how do you measure tdick
mike owns my clit
mike owns 1 million shares of my ovarian factories
>>44704200maybe a bit too generously. i count from where it attaches to the mons/pelvis down without stretching, though that can be hard as a ftm.
Do trans men on average (or at least here) really want trans women for partners? I'm ftm myself but have only really been open to possibly dating another trans man, cis men, or cis woman. Something about dating someone who was cursed in the reverse way I was feels like it would make the relationship a disaster.
>>44704574I'm personally bi4bi, at least ideally. Bisexuals have different preferences that I simply vibe with more.
>>44701395Facts>>44702190Boys make the best girls
>>44702751Hawt. Absolutely need you.
>>447041938 years, 2.6 inches hard
Why do people not take ftms seriously
<blogpost>My surgeon was 100% correct in bringing the incision all the way up into the very crease of my armpit like picrel so he could basically pull in/up some loose back skin, but my god is it the worst part of recovery. I am a T-rex and it feels like they’re going to bust every time I move. And The Itch has begun. Everything is great though. I got the good drugs and Tunic on a handheld. I tried playing Dawnwalker but it required too much neural activation.</blogpost>
>>44704946Transmisandry and misdirected misogyny All the same reasons lesbians aren’t taken seriously as unfortunate as that is
>>44705081damn you look great. nice results
>>44705089That isn’t me; I can’t move my arms lol. I just have that type of incision where it goes all the way up.
Why you ftm bitches cannot stop yapping? nobody fucking cares what you have to say holes, post your bodies or stfu.
>>44705087Lesbians don’t face transmisandry unless they look like men and the majority do not.
>>44705081Why so serious ahh chest
>>44705364>/ftmg/+/chess/ crossover episodeNow I've seen everything.
>>44702938I ordered them, there's a bee supply store just across the river. I would go on about the process and how cool it is installing the colony but i am hung over
>>44705081sick scars dood
>>44704630the prettiest boy>>44705081i think it will turn out great!
>>44705364
>>44706552all of your jokes fall flat
I really enjoy going into niche online communities and just kind of poking my nose around. I never post anything myself, but it's nice to lurk and digitally peoplewatch. There's whole fandoms for shit you'd never expect. The other day I discovered a whole community dedicated to listening to and ranking different fire alarms. This is also how I found the trans community in the first place, lol.
>>44706939What’s the best fire alarm
>>44706939absolutely zero social interaction or friends
>>44705081Those basedjacks are really not accurate when this is what the average ftm looks like.
>>44707585trans guys are very beautiful
My issue with ftfemboys are that they aren’t gay. Cis femboys and traps cater to heterosexual men, it isn’t real faggot culture. Their femininity is based on appealing to men as a woman. Ftfemboys, however, are so far removed from male homosexuality that they cannot pick this up. They think this display of femininity is queer when all it really amounts to is a porn category. There is no way to turn a man who is attracted to you for looking like a woman, who also wants to fuck your pussy now that he knows you flaunt one, gay. Heterosexual women don’t understand how to cater to the male homosexual, not even fujos (that’s why they detest bara). Heterosexual women only understand how to be heterosexual women. Submissive and feminine.
thats crazy because nobody asked or cares about a chuds opinion and you need to samefag to cope about this
>>44705081Congrats and yes, my scars look like that too and it came out great, no dog ears, very smooth. surgeon did great on you.
>>44706939I do this too but I do interact with them. It's amazing how many types of autist there are out there. Befriended a NEET girl recently who lives in the deep south and has vast knowledge of dad rock musicians from the 60s/70s (& writes porn of them, which she has sent me)Also very fond of Tulpamancers
going to church for the first time today am excited>>44708640>has vast knowledge of dad rock musicians from the 60s/70sSo based>writes porn of them, which she has sent meWhich musicians
>>44698081I write splatterpunk stories. Almost done with my micro-collection as I let one of my novella's first draft sit. Currently planning to write my most obscene one yet after that.
>>44705081You're hot! I wish more AFAB bois could look like you!
>>44708713The Beatles, (McCartney & Harrison specifically,) Simon & Garfunkel, Steely Dan, Pink Floyd
I need a cute ftm to sit on it
I need a handsome ftm so that I can sit on it
has anyone ever talked about how ftms are better at sex than anyone else?
>>44709717I had my first t4t experience and it was the best i ever had. I cannot got back, trans guys are built dif in bed.
>>44706939I do this listening to 40yo guys gossip like women on ham radio, men are so strange.
finishing work early so i can go home and masturbate a bunch before DND tonight, life's good
>>44708727>I write splatterpunk storiesstyx is that you?
I am a 37yo cis male virgin with no friends, no penis, no life. would a kind poon soul care to adopt me?
>>44711135No clue who that is but I'm sure they've got the right idea
when you're at your white friend's house and he starts eating his parents
>>44711145you missed your chance bro pack it up
>>44711145same. 52yo virgin, 4cm penis. I'm insanely jealous of transmen, why did I have to be born a stupid cissoid?
how do people work out regularly i hate being sore everything hurts i'm such a sorry little victim
>>44711544probably because you aren't sleeping enough or uptaking enough protein to build muscle with T
>>44711544>how do people work out regularly i hate being sore everything hurtsDOMS gets better as your muscles get used to lifting. The truth nuke is yes you'll be sore all the time if you lift regularly. And lifting heavy for years is unpleasant and genuine suffering. The results are absolutely worth it. However, anyone who is noticably buff is mentally ill. To be able to endure that suffering for years on end you need a mental illness, otherwise you'd just stop.
>>44711606fml maybe if i was lifting i would feel less embarrassed i did 30 pushups
>>44711707You're probably sedentary, so 30 pushups is well beyond your typical use of your muscles. Not surprising you got DOMS. DOMS is the worst when it's a new exercise or a particularly intense workout.
>>44711755sure it's beyond my normal activity but sedentary feels wrong since i don't get to sit at work
>>44711544because you're not allowing your tendons to recover
mike did it again
>>44712048won?
200 posts!keep going everyone
my final post until she submits to mike and gets pregnant
>>44712144every time we hit 300 we win :D
>>44710745I want a gay t4t fuck buddy so bad, just to blow off steam with and do fun friend shit together
Gs new hairstyle is rlly cute. Such a pretty femboy you have to give it to him.
Nikols I kinda miss you... Please, just stop harassing ftms and I'm unbanning you from the server
>>44712652and also stop repping pls pls pls
>>44712652I like you Nikols, please stop hurting yourself and others along the way :(
>>44712777There's so much more in life than devoiding your life into hating trans men and living through trans women
do tdicks get swollen jerking off too much? gf demands sex too often and im laying here in pain with a frozen cloth around my cdick
cringe
>>44712617he inspires me so much
can we start posting cute ftm bitches instead of spewing female nonsense?
>>44706552not a good poon, too good-natured. try again
>>44698081>QOTTmine is kinda like this dood's >>44706939 i enjoy finding random snark/gossip/drama pages with women complaining about shit i know nothing about so i can watch them catfight. my recent favorite has been local facebook mom group drama from towns i've never been to.
>>44698905damn that's way easier than it was to get mine, they made me do like 3 rounds of reflex tests to prove i actually had adhd
>>44698081>ftmfemboy bii make art based rpg dice games like d&d from scratch, mechanics and all. i rarely share them with people, mostly because when i try to get people on board the group falls flat, nowadays i just do it for fun or whenever i get the whimsy
>>44712383Fuck I'd kill to have an t4t gay fb.. my mind goes numb whenever I see one of my ftm friends irl. Being one month on T is not helping the case. I need his dick in my mouth but I'm scared of being called a perv. He told me how big his bottom growth was the other day and I swear my mind fuzzed into white noise. I just need to blow off steam and to have someone to punch me in the head.
im so tired but i wanna cum
