morning wood editionlast stiffy >>44697051
I have ed and I find this thread offensive
I like looking at porn on public transport
Oh, it took so long to get over yaHow do I prepare?When I swore I'd never see you again?And now you're hereLooking as surreal as before
demon for saying chinese is the language of the future
>>44700108Is that Druski from a new skit?
>>44700078>youre here having a parasocial relationship with a tripfag. try looking in the mirrorthe absolute ironyi wouldn't even know who bucko is if you didn't spend every waking moment seething over her being in a relationship
>>44700108ayy caramba
yucko lost edition
>>44700136Kek, she has spent two years spamming about bucko and somehow that's our fault.
>>44700136i dont either i was just responding for that anon since you seemed a bit tense
should it be illegal to be a bottom if you're over a certain age?
>>44700153havent you spent four spamming about xanthippe?
>>44700155we all believe you babe
LOL
Omg actually im really nice im not mean but im definitely not a brat I dont know why anyone would say that
>>44700169I don't even acknowledge that brazilian regina george with obesitythis may be a surprise to you but more than one person is tired of your spam
>>44700194idanon could fix your bratty self and whatever else tf is wrong with you
>>44700186His bfs eyes look afraid and traumatized
>>44700185it doesnt matter desu since you already lost posting about the same people every day for years while you cant live your life and they live theirs
>>44700186oh my fucking god i cant stand these fucking mexicans i hope they get hemorrhoids and fucking die i hate you i hate you i hate you why are they in a happy relationship and im all alone
>>44700199okay so the answer to that was yes
Love the scent of mulched ziggers in the morning
>>44700215embarrassing to have any feelings over ugly spics in a relationship
so i guess he's moved on from slayer or me desu or whatever to paige? or is he doing both
>>44700213i think you're a bit confused sweetums. try to keep up.
>>44700238who are you
>>44700203He is so sexy
>>44700238>me desumethy* don't gaygen and drive kids>>44700243no one in particular
>>44700239okay so see you in three years posting the same things
>>44700247>>44700250https://youtu.be/1faGNp9xvNQ
>>44700224>black intelligence>>44700238do you even know english?
sup bros, what's on for the weekend
>>44700247mrs pancakes hunny you should do everything in your power to move to america and live with him he will take care of you love you heal all your pain
>>44700267you might be the one that doesn't know english
stop posting these mexicans
>>44700238are you the fatty
I'm sleepy.
>>44700322we need to see some english doctors
Considering doing onlyfans My entire life gay guys rate me way higher than women and I think I have a look that they would like
Everyone is beating around the bush, but I will just say it outright: I would very much enjoy to have sex with Michael Meyers here. I'm tired of euphemisms, of puns...it just needs to be said plainly. I want to have sex with Michael Meyers!
me trolling /gaygen/ while my white english doctor bf is on surgery
>>44700333no i'm not shiza
>>44700354is your hole hairy
>>44700365probably just a bitive been with one guy but seem very straight, tatted and chubby / buff with cute facei look like some IG influencer named trevor wagner a bit but im blonde and a little less buff
>>44700383>just a bityou're not gonna make it. i hope you have foreskin at least
>>44700393cut, i kinda look like this i kinda face mog him but hes got me beat on chest and shoulders a big, i probably have him on arms
>>44700402i'm gonna keep quiet now
>>44700362 I don't think I've targeted anyone aside from Larry, shiza, slayer, spooge and Timur
>>44700411nasty shady commie witch omegalul
>>44700361Would
I have no interest in anything is seems. I make a lot of money but all I do is save so that I can buy a house. But I know buying a house won't change much. Having a place to work on cars and not have a stupid roommate are the main advantages. I will still be alone n' stuff
>>44700161NoI know a nearly 30yo who's apparently pretty good at it
>>44700361body tea
>>44700411is it that badok maybe i wont
>>44700488>>44700322
when does the schizoing die down
You guys ever just look in the mirror and wonder if you're attractive? I can't be objective with my own face.
>>44700510sad to learn they were deported back to honduras :(
>>44700402Guys like this drive me wild. Love when they squeeze me or lie on me and we can cuddle. Bonus is being able to touch their belly button
>>44700543i have a very fem face like this guy and am tatted i notice gay guys like me about 30x more than women and im broke so thought maybe onlyfans time
Whoever posted him, he's lush
>>44700521It doesn't
>>44700614i would never cum on my own face because then i'd need to go clean it off and i'll be looking in the mirror like "what did i do that for". at least with a guy you can look hot for him
Should I buy books or the crpg humble bundle?
>>44700614um sweaty you can still see his peanus in frame
>>44700645peanus ist verboten!
>>44700557i believe in u anon kun you can become a successful prostitute and whore for the gays <3
>>44700645it's a bottle, he's squeezing water
I'll send an SOS to the world
Anyone who discriminates against cut guys, should not be welcomed here.
i just finished watching terminator 2, was this movie always so woke?
>>44700790I believe you may thinking of the scene where Sarah Conner refers to "Man being evil" or something like that. I'm pretty sure she meant humanity in general. So calling it "woke" is a bit of a stretch. It's still a great film.
the terminator regenerating his foreskin after cutting it off
I wish I had someone who would hug me
>>44700859Me too. But I'm stinky.
are you in denial of stupid of today?
I have phimosis :P
Pits and feet and bush and gooch
and socks
>>44700914stretch it
>>44700914stinky
>>44700897Dont care. Feel too lonely. Can't be that bad right ?
mmmmm stinky :p
>>44700975I smell like cigarettes and sadness
>fat powerlifter I follow on twitter wants to skip gym to focusing on getting more fatgod dammit, mixing fat AND muscles was the whole point, fat alone isn't hot :/
New sam smith video is so nasty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdi8Pty_-OU
>>44700979That's manageable. Come on, let's do this anon
I think I figured out how to fix my petit suisse. The consistency is much better.
>>44701003based sam forcing WAM into the mainstream
linus tech tips is bad now
>>44701009Ok *hug*
>>44701016What does this turn into?
>>44701040*hug and pat your back"
>>44701034always has been
>>44701003all i can see is mr pancakes
>>44701034he was cute when he had a beard
>>44701059Ty
>>44701003Is that Count Dankula? Also:>>44701068
Some years ago I had an affair with a strict top. He did have a thing for giving teethy blowjobs and he had some bottom interests like perfume, art and fashion. But in bed he was 100% top. Now, some years later, I found out he has become 100% bottom and doesn’t tops no more. WHY???????! What makes a person do this change? I don’t understand. This makes no sense .
>>44701108Youre welcomeGn anon, I think im going to sleep soon.
>>44701068she would look so good in this outfit
>>44701128I've watched too much Count Dankula. So I can't take this guy serously.
>>44701047It's the same thing from yesterday: petit suisse. The problem was how crumbly it turned out originally. I packed them into jars, gave it a look, and figured out a way to salvage the batch. I respect Jim Wallace--the guy who came up with this particular recipe--but god damn, he writes some dumb shit sometimes. The main problem was, evidently, the timing of adding the heavy cream. His recipe insists on adding it with the milk and offers adding the cream to the dried curd just as an alternative. Apparently, adding it to the curd is the normal way of doing it--whether the cream is homogenized or not.
>>44701124Are you done spamming the thread?
>>44701139i didnt ask?
Uh oh, looks like we've upset the rest of the board again :/ >>44700960
>>44701203Who cares what trannies think?
>>44701203>barely 9 replieshumiliating
>>44701203Sex hating gay or tranny hands. Sometimes they're one and the same.
>>44701203Looking at >>44701003 she ain't wrong tho.
>>44701003>he's got millions in the bank>he's doing what he loves>he's engaged to his lover boy>he's fat and fem and very gay and confident in his skinthere's really nothing you can hate on him about
>>44701245they*
>>44701234If you had your dick cut off you'd probably be mad at people having sex too.
>>44701245for being gross and fat and fem
>>44701259Imagine how ripped off (pun)! you'd feel paying $50,000 to have your cock and balls thrown in a blender and turned into vagina soup. Absolute state of them lad
>>44701128I wish it was cropped and he was showing his belly
>>44701272ok but he likes being those things
Would you date a man who likes to wear makeup regularly? Is that a dealbreaker?
*scuffs your post with my hoof*
>>44701003I've never heard of this guy sis. Why is he so important?
>>44701342he's a gay, fat, white, british man
Are you lot usually this hostile. Or does it eventually calm down?
girls I just found out a furry fortnite doujin named after a Kali Uchis song
>>44701314it’s fine but he can’t make himself look like a clown
Eradicate macaques
>>44701342>Why is he so important?
Nothing wrong with guys who are chubby but cute
sisters I think the propaganda got meI love chinese boys and I want them to take over the world
>>44701436ANWO fuck yes. All white penises are the property of asian holes from this day forward.
Biaysi supremacy
>>44701412Erm why did you make me a twink we are bear4bear
skinny guys topping fat guys is really funny
gaygen is sleeping hard on douyin (chinese tiktok) boys
>>44701495all bears are just bratty twinks on the inside
i can make the world a place worth living
>>44701521yes diva slay and answer these 5522 questions for Vogue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkFiC2hsSI8
>>44701537i wished you watched that entire video too.
>>44701497Post some
I'm looking for a man who enjoys being alive. I'm finding it's quite difficult to find this in the gay community.
This is the ideal gay pairing, fat bearded top and fresheenie white twink bottom who has a higher IQ than his top
Go the fuck off
>>44701561This isn't the gay community it's 4chan. Go outside and meet people.
hey im just stopping in to bring you guys some news to cheer you up - i have food poisoning and my nerve pain worsens. hooray
low IQ bottoms are more sexually desirable
T _ T chungus
>>44701588lol
>>44701586The gays outside are also all depressed and dying inside sis.
>>44701603Oh ok stay here and look for your husband. The internet owes you a husband.
>>44701603How can they be dying inside if they're outside????
how many dates have you been on where you didn't pay for a thing? and are you a top or bottom?
Lord of my love, to whom in vassalageThy merit hath my duty strongly knit,To thee I send this written embassage,To witness duty, not to show my wit:Duty so great, which wit so poor as mineMay make seem bare, in wanting words to show it,But that I hope some good conceit of thineIn thy soul’s thought, all naked, will bestow it:Till whatsoever star that guides my moving,Points on me graciously with fair aspect,And puts apparel on my tottered loving,To show me worthy of thy sweet respect:Then may I dare to boast how I do love thee;Till then, not show my head where thou mayst prove me.
>>44701627does paying for therapy bills after the fact count
>>44701627I always pay for the 1st dinner date for my bottom. I'm a top sis.
30 minutes since last postthis thread really is only one schizo that obsesses over tripfags from years ago
>>44701663https://youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ
>>44701901I don't know why but the thread always dies after I post sis. Maybe I'm the grim reaper of threads.
My autistic stimming involves violent prostate fingering and sissygasming to kai senat ai jois telling me im weird for being bicurious and if your horrified at the homegoods that day then your a tardphobic bigot and i will hafta nut on you by allahs decree
>>44701919idgi
>>44701901it’s not just one but yes most of the posts are made by them
It's Fri night dinner time. No one wants to be posting here at this time.
i bet you like cock huh? you little faggot.you like sucking a nice, hot sweaty dick.feeling penis sliding down your throat makes you happy, because you're a homosexual faggot -that's right, i said. you're GAY
Gotta love it, you look for advice on how to make other gay friends and they always say to go to your local lgbt resource center. I haven't been on their page for a bit but they now provide not a single fucking group that I can go to because I'm not trans, I dared not be an immigrant, and I'm not bi, or lesbian. Guess this is the universes way of saying I don't deserve to have friends
how do i make my bf a permanent bf
How do I stop craving steroids to save me from my twink death? Ive done the research and can get them I just dont want to buy bitcoin
>>44702109turn him into stone henny
>>44701627NoneBecause I've never been on a date>>44701659Why keep posting this pic?>>44702109Legend says there is an ancient ritual known as marriage...
>>44702122when's the last time you had a friend delta?
who brings your end is already preordained
>>447021302012?
yay finally got started on knitting the stolejust one tiny bit tonight, but it's a start
life is beautiful
>>44702122>ancient ritual known as marriage...that's gay though
>>44701570sooo yucko and his bf
>>44701588Is this place actually so jaded and cynical that this is considered "good news" here? :(
>>44702211shut up xanthippe
Well I suppose that answered my question
>>44702183doing anything but getting a job
a simple squeak is all. it. takes.
>>44702301I've been trying, haven't gotten any interviews or anythingwhat else should I do, sit around with my thumb up my ass?
>>44702270Are you fem and smooth? Let me see your hole.
>>44702312nta but if you aint building noyhing on your free time then you're just a pleb
Popcorn hole naow
>>44702211yes
Ooh, Krotchy gets his own day! Why do I suspect the mayor owns stock in this toy company? Guess I'm just jaded and cynical.
>>44702270would you say youre a bottom and conservative?
I skimmed this thread and my skin is now clear, I have a million dollars in my bank account, and my credit score went up 200 points.
>>44702460slayer when he larps
>>44702460youre welcome
>>44702460mother
Headed out to Splash. Anybody want anything?
>>44702525looks crappy, is there not a more upscale gay bar experience in your area
poosay splash
>>44702548Check out the Brave Bull lol. It's really like that.
>>44702562I don't get how these gay places do business when they just showcase drag queens in their pics. Only women go to gay bars to see the drag shows. Aren't we all going out to bars to find single men? They should showcase all the single men on their Instagram and social media accounts.
>>44702587The central valley is Hispanic majority and they seem to enjoy dumps like these, the drag shows and whatnot. Women love places like that because it looks like a party to them. I used to drink at a bar operated by a Mongols associate and 2 other ones that were country music bars. I'm not into the disco ball dance music vibe places it's just not my thing.
did you get more or less attractive as you got older?https://www.reddit.com/r/PastAndPresentPics/comments/1w7fmtv/from_19_to_26/
>>44702774more, but picrel is just no filters with awful lighting
want pizza.want sugary chicken in the china buffet.want dirty soda from taco bell.
>>44702626Gays need to invest more into creating gay 3rd places and gay infrastructure to facilitate natural gay encounters.
>>44702774I look the same sis. I got Mother genes.
>>44702837Bring back arcades.
what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever shoved up your ass
>>44702921banana
>want to remember a short exchange for a bit of dialogue in a story I'm writing>type it into a new tab so I can write it down later>Google AI gives its impressions unprompted>it's just fucking retardedI hate AI so much why is it getting shoe horned in everywhere reeeeeeee >>44702921an erect penispretty weird
>>44702995AI helps people that trust robots more than people process information and also it's free slaves. Well, not free, but like, slaves.
>>44702837I've never felt like I missed anything by not going to gay bars. Gay or bi guys hang drink in regular working class bars too yk. I've had several straight passing guys in bars befriend me and ask to fuck around.
Do you guys think the "battle bucket" could be used for bottoming preparation? Like you'd get a chance to play vidya while waiting for the laxatives to kick in. It's basically a win win
>>44702991>>44702995did you put a condom on it
>>44702921a full sized cucumber, when i was going through a phase at like 15. it didn't really feel good. i also tried a banana but it ended up exploding before i could even get it in :(oh, i guess it's not a phase if i'm still shoving dildos up my ass at 30.
4th of September's a happy day. A day to celebrate
>>44701570why he looks like a less insane mr. pancakes?
>>44703103Yeah bars are just low hanging fruits. Mostly 5/10s. I feel like more gay men's clubs should be made. Preferably filtering out brown, fat, and old people. Only invite white, not fat, or attractive people into the club.
>>44703267Greek statue gays meet at gyms or GNC stores. I don't think the Adonis Gay Men's Club would draw many members. Gays are more into meeting, having sex, and then parting ways.
>>44703267you're asking for the impossiblemaybe a men's cycling club, but they'll mostly be straight and it's not very traditionally masculinemaybe a rock climbing club? but then they'd probably take issue with a willowy twink starting at them instead of actually climbing so idk what I'd dothis is why I avoid people entirely
>>44703267https://youtu.be/QEfDazTZSPQ>we need DEI for white guys
>>44703321Hot
need a short french egyptian bf with a fro https://www.reddit.com/r/malegrooming/comments/1w7kcst/i_dont_know_what_to_do/
have you ever experienced gay romance?
Just had a hookup. He was hot but blocked me afterwards on Snapchat and Grindr. I think he also is going to avoid interviewing at a place that I have worked at lololol. We both came but he kinda rushed at the end and I feel like one or both of us was enjoying it less. Feels like utter shit because I'm still learning to give head and there aren't many twinks around here
>>44703327I feel like my drawing abilities are somehow degrading despite not being good to begin withmaybe it's the meds >>44703346if by that you mean falling in love with a straight man and having my heart broken every single day then yeah
is there a worse gay than a religious (of the abrahamic kind) one
what are you doing
>>44703377Take the compliment. Say hell yeah my art is hot bitch, I know what's good.
>>44703390I'm being gay online. What about you
>>44703395yeth thir
>>44703407That's better. Now lose the tranny shit and stop cutting and be gay dammit lol
>>44703321>maybe a rock climbing club? but then they'd probably take issue with a willowy twink starting at them instead of actually climbing so idk what I'd doHave you considered rock climbing?
>>44703436I have, I have experience doing rope suspensions from doing shibari and I hope that's transferrablemy sibling also does it, but honestly it may be too much for me>>44703429I'm not a tranny reeee and I haven't cut in weeks
>>44703429No u
God I feel like shit after the post hookup blockMaybe he was just being an ass. He was in a rush to get off and got what he needed even if it meant getting a little rough
>>44703451Get actually good at rock climbing so when a hot guy asks you how you got so good at it you spill your spaghetti fulfilling your bottom fantasy of being both hyper competent and helplessOr just b vers
>>44703456Are you trans yet? I know you were an egg
>>44703476I'm transracial
i need him..i will make him mine
>>44703486Ja Dubaser!https://youtu.be/VuaxuxvT0RI?si=va7QcPqlOsHbkGOT
>>44703321I didn't ask for your opinion ugly ass tranny bitch. Shut up sis
Not sure if I'll go to sleep on this unpleasant experience or drink
>>44703550Make it pleasant and then go to sleep. What's bothering you?
I think jager posted his real pic inside of the chasergen soc thread. The description sounds just like him.
>>44703588Had a hookup with a cute guy that was fun but I feel inadequate. He was rushing and got a little rough. Maybe he was impatient. He blocked me on SC and Grindr afterwards, and he might skip an interview at a place I mentioned I frequent for part time work when he asked what I do
>>44703546post pole
>>44703674It is almost certainly some kind of personal issue that he is going through rather than something that you did wrong. Your one hookup with him seems to have been more than adequate if he doesn't want anything else from you.Unrelated song but listen to something that makes you feel goodhttps://youtu.be/oCYBYf62wns
>>44703711Yeah his ex boyfriend (it's a small town area) was like that. Even when he enjoyed himself he'd randomly block people afterwards, or sometimes mid chat. Became kinda notorious for it. He was well adjusted too
my nipples are stiff as a rock
>>44703731>He was well adjustedThere's his problemhttps://youtu.be/0AA6PpuOx7o
I'm also worried about STDs nowHe had a couple moles on his balls. Said he was HIV negative and on prep and DoxyPep but I'm paranoid.