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soles und poles in my inbox NOW
https://youtu.be/0xbBLJ1WGwQ
I DO NOT LIKE THAT MY BODY HAS MALE GONADS ATTACHED TO IT
>>44706488Damn i love this movie. I think I'll rewatch it tomorrow
>>44706495I imagine this thread like a peacefull friend group in an apartment like sinfeld and you bust in like kramer yelling this
>>44706519which one is kramer
Let’s say the average trans sissy takes a shit once a day. Every single day. That’s 365 sissy dumps in one year. That’s 365 times she risks staining her sissy turd cutter. And you know damn well what that means. That sissy shithole ages. It goes from a nice bubblegum pink to brown like poop. We all hate that. Nobody wants that. So. What’s the difference between an 18 year old tranny and a 25 year old agehon, you may ask? Let’s do the math. 365 times 7. The agehon has taken 2555 more shits than the 18 year old sissy slut. You heard that right. 2555 smelly sissy shits. Do you know how much that stains a shithole? Disgusting. Agehons disrespect us by existing. We need segregation. Young sissies can stay with the Daddies in this thread. The agehons need a containment zone. Agehon Apartheid. Now. I’m Don Dada.
would you date a girl with the triforce of courage tattooed on her left hand?
>>44706522dada
>>44706479the British office. I have no on to talk to about it. on /tv/ they only ever talk about the american version. I try to talk about the British version on those threads anyways and no one responds or has seen it
>>44706522liberals are not gonna like these facts
i dont think thats how that works but i dont know enough to meaningfully critique it
>>44706523yeah idc about tattoos
>>44706532this picture is kinda scaring me this feels like it's an alternate reality I'm not allowed to see
>>44706523hell yeah. I used to draw it on my hand with marker in elementary
>>44706540it’s just a tv show what?
>>44706540lol
>>44706523Yeah I love gamers and tattooed people
>>44706523Date a sissy? Ha ha ha. Of course not. That’s what women are for. But rest assured. Many Daddies out there are willing to rape and gape you even if you get a pokimans tattoo.
boymoding today
>>44706544sorry I was trying to be funny I've only ever watched american the office
i wish 2 b a girl computer
>>44706535Did you enjoy collecting the forest mushrooms or whatever you said you'd do this morning, Mamo? (｡-ω-)How has your day been?
>>44706567oh lol
>>44706575:DD hello sealfren!!not too bad ough i got so dizzy last night idk whythen i slept in late and then i went to the store to get a few things and i tried making omarice... i didnt do the best job but it was alrightnow im reading abt chip 8 emulators i have been kicking around the idea of trying to write one for a while
>>44706565Legos. Sissies love them. Just like pokimans. If you’re trying to lure a sissy into a garage or a basement, legos and pokimans are perfect bait. However. We’ve been experimenting with getting sissies addicted to black tar heroin. And guess what? It works even better. The sissies always come running back to Dada to get their H. You can inject them and tell them it’s estrogen to get them hooked.
>>44706589stfu sarah
Don dada fell off
>>44706597Cute sissy. You made sure your name is in lower case. The sign of a submissive sissy kitten. I like that. I’m stroking my dick to that. You may not like the Don.But you are going to show Him your sissy shithole. It’s inevitable.
I like a more subtle gock bulge. I don't like this shit you see in porn where it's a T girl with a 12 inch gock that's clearly taped on and might be a moid anywayThe entire point of a bulge is that you need to notice it. I want to be the one doing the noticing. Anyone other chasers feel this way?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/c919CLLyh7Y
>>44706586Hmm, I hope this dizziness isn't Hypoglycemia, or maybe you're not eating enough food? Idk I'm not a doctor. But if it continues definitely see a doctor about it.>omariceIs that the omelet thing where you cut it open and the egg oozes out? I've heard those are notoriously hard to make lol.I don't know much about emulators except for retro game emulation?Oh yeah, I just remembered that I have another Potechi-kun video that I have yet to share with you, maybe you will enjoy this yeah? S3alposter thinks you will.Also check out this funny seal airpump video too. I couldn't decide which one to post here so I posted it in the seal thread>>>/an/5158376
>>44706633Better than the last post. You've changed my mind, don dada is back on the up
>>44706640yeah
i wanna hike but it's opening day & i don't wanna get shot through with an arrow
>>44706522that's gross autumn
don dada has the medal there's nothing we can do to change that
>>44706690that’s why he’s the don
>>44706649ough yea i used to have issues w hypoglycemia when i was younger but i dont think its that cuz i ate stuff yesterdaynot sure, maybe i was just tired>omariceyea u know it! i did a couple things wrong, i cooked the chicken a bit too long (made chicken rice) and i cooked the eggs a bit too long so they didn't rly ooze and also messed up flopping the stuff onto the plate so the egg got kinda scrunched upit tasted ok thoughhehehe ty for the potechi vid :D i love seeing him wiggle his little flippies hes so cutealso the airpump was v good too lole baikals r so sillyough i wish i could hug potechi kun that would fix me i thinkwhat u up to s3alfren hows ur weekend going :D
i like to put a cage on my oenis
>>44706698Of course you do. A sissy cage. For your sissy clitty. Sissy pickle. For your sissy rapestick. Get caged up for Dada. Step to the Don. Get your shit pushed in. Raped and gaped. Say it with me. Sissy. Shitholes. Sissy shitholes.
I need inspiration for new picspichu, dada, stu... I need ideas
>>>/soc/35374217Be a good girl.
>>44706713Here’s an idea. Sissy. Take one of those pokimans games you love so much. And shove it deep up your sissy shithole. Post a pic of it here. I want the caption to be. Goodnight Dada.
>>44706479>qottI’m picking funny games because if a chaser can’t handle me at my worst he doesn’t deserve me at my best
>>44706720You know I've never actually played a pokemon game all the way through to the end. Closest I got was gold/silver but my brother gave my gameboy away to his friend when we moved house. What's your favourite pokemon donny?
>>44706697Wait you're not eating those forest mushrooms right...? That would probably not be a very food idea, but I don't think you're a stupid Mamo?And yeah I am feeling alright. I ran some errands earlier this morning and it went well. In fact it's still morning for me, I bet it's starting to get dark in Finland right now? That reminds me of something I wanted to ask you? I'm assuming the winters in Finland are freezing cold. Where I am (New England) it gets pretty cold in the winter too.Do you enjoy the spring, summer, fall, or winter the most? Personally I prefer fall the most, because it's not too cold and the bugs don't annoy me as much, although I do like certain insects like moths and beetles. Although I do enjoy swimming in the summer, especially when it's 90 degrees outside the lakes het pretty warm around here.I do hope you're in good health, always listen to your instincts when you think you may be feeling sick.
free range hon farm is kind of the deltarune to caged sissies designed for breedings undertale
>>44706722Whats your favorite game? Turn off the lights and play, Who's in my mouth?
Should I get face tattoos?
>>44706750RETARD
goodnight asexual anongoodnight mousegoodnight pichugoodnight bronya and stugoodnight boston anongoodnight cibigoodnight auntie anongoodnight wulfimgoodnight closet
>>44706760Get a teardrop
i dont want to see any more women i hate women cant they go away
>>44706698Slap your balls
>>44706771goodnight bronya
based
>>44706784On what?
>>44706771goodnight mEtroid tummE!!!
>>44706771I like this image very much>>44706772I know what that means
>>44706760bron said we're allowed
why do i have to look at this. i dont deserve this
>>44706793What was that pic you posted last night?
>>44706797Yay!!
>>44706806what pic are you talking about
>>44706809The person with short blonde hair holding up a drink
Pallid Bat
>>44706806>>44706816oh did you mean this oneit’s from thishttps://youtube.com/shorts/4lVUuuuJU7c?si=w4XyNxlvniiw7uNFi was having sleeping problems
>>44706806boomer unc sissy hon shampoo bottle sex slave really showing his age with this question
>>44706825Oh I thought it was a selfie. You 2 kinda have the same bangs.
my friend just asked me why do I always pee sitting down
Why do you pee sitting down?
>>44706838i don’t have bangs but ok see you don’t get my tiktok references thats why ill never shake my ass in a thong for you
>>44706839It's better and more hygienic
>>44706836I don't have tiktok bro. Why are you so hostile?
we get it autumn you're mad because your bf broke up w you but you need to stop this because your posts are making people sad and scared
if you care about the environment you should piss in the sink. If you don't piss in the sink you're a baby killing water wasting forest burning oil burning COALBURNING oligarch
Rank the top three oligarchs
>>44706853Noooo, I was just kidding baby!
>>44706869Just piss on your gf?
>>44706413you dont get it, right wingers really do have more aura. they can make rape jokes and also be gay and edgy without being cringe and stuff but i dont agree with them politically or otherwise
>>44706863shut up sissy, go bounce on that black shampoo bottle for daddy>>447068751. coal burning ROACHEND LIST
>>44706851idk I always peed sitting down I'm used to itI also don't like seeing my penny out>>44706856true except maybe on public bathroomsbut I just avoid fully sitting on the toilet:p
>>44706743no lol i dont pick any mushrooms from the forest, idk enough abt how to identify the good ones i guess i know a few but then, how do u know if a particular mushroom is fresh or not etc, not so surei mostly just like to admire them aestheticallyforaging is a big thing in finland though like culturally, the laws are such that nobody owns the wilderness so u can just go out to the forest and pick any berries or mushrooms u find and its quite normal to like eat them and make things out of them and stuffi think thats far less common in america right like if someone was like wow these mushrooms r great and u were like thanks i picked them from the woods theyd prob look at u funny lolhmmmm i do rly like fall, its quite pretty and its also when all the mushrooms rly grow but i think my fav season is prob spring,, getting to see the flowers bloom and everything turning greenesp that window of time in like may to early june where things are green and pretty and the days are getting long but the bugs haven't quite returned yet, that's my fav time of yeari was going for loooong bike rides every day during the spring,, it was so prettyspring in northern finland is rly spectacular, u can see all kinds of birds even wild swans here i'll attach some pics from my bike rides last spring>i bet its starting to get darkit's still light outside but yea we're at the time of year when night is returningi have mixed feelings i do like the night but i also rly like the summer nights where it never rly gets dark, it means i can be out late meandering around on my bike :Di live far enough north that may to july is like 24 hr daylight p muchaw new england is cool ive never been there, i spent most of my life living in southern florida and southern california but from what i have seen new england is a lot more like europe, maybe id like it :D the forests were what rly made me fall in love with finland, they're rly amazing how every inch of ground is covered in smth living
most shampoo bottles are white yet rach chose to use a black one as a dildo. curious
>>44706869Peepee stays in the P trap though (heh)
>>44706887Yeah I went to the bathroom at the zoo today and the whole floor of the bathroom was wet despite not being near any tapsPeople are disgusting
>>44706883That’s not three>>44706887I also pee sitting down
>doesn't like getting her penny out>still gets it out for the ladsWhat a lass
boy ur in over ur headdont u know youd b better off without me
>>44706897sorry that was me I had an accident...>>44706904it was OEN (1) picture...
question for @ROACH-THE-GOOD-LITTLE-SISSY-BLACKSHAMPOOBOTTLE-SEXSLAVE-BOOMERHON-SEXPESTdo you pee sitting down like a good little sissy?
Dawgy. Do you have any coyote pictures?
and i want to wear a wool coat while we have sex and when youre riding me i want you to start pissing
>>44706750Can you please talk about something other than sex
ancient @stu
>>44706920I have lots of coyote pictures, I love them
>>44706933I love coyotes! Best animal!! Can you post coyote pics?
>>44706936they are precious little dawgieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW5Or7bIVJk
>>44706897public restrooms are a gamble, then the staff sees it and is like "nope, not dealing with this". many people had parents that failed them. which is why I often explain how to use the restroom properly on this site in case any low IQ individuals honestly didn't know and it can help them.
>>44706929do u think jesus ever looked at a rock hyrax and thought in 2000 years this creature will be beloved by eunuch catamites
>>44706913It's okay I forgive you. You should've said hi though >>44706921Is your last name Fuller by any chance?
>>44706929Hyrax is such a name, that thing should be called a wimble, Hyrax sounds like a roman weapon
>>44706951>wimblelole this is a good name for them
weekend threadeven has the mass foldering pedophile great work
>>44706951I'll let them have a mythological creature name because they're just cool like that I cant say no to themlooks like a little poo with fur sooo cute>>44706950I was too embarrassed and covered in pee sorry>>44706949YES
>>44706946I love the song! Thank you <3
>>44706976which one are you talking about
>>44706976literally whereyou faggots are always kvetching over nothing no wonder this place is miserable 24/7
Scoots :)>qottWhatever is playing at the drive-in <3
>>44706946>>44706979beautiful song
>>44706889Mamo I have more errands to run, so unfortunately I must be off soon. I am happy to hear you're not rummaging through the forest eating forest shrooms? The only mushrooms I've seen in my area are the red and white mario looking mushrooms and when I was a kid, these white mushrooms that would explode into a cloud of smoke when you pushed on them.You wouldn't believe all the wildlife I've seen in my area, it's actually insane. I've seen, otters, beavers, deer, turkey, opossums and skunks. And yes blackbears too. I even once had a blackbear run past me while hiking. The poor thing was probably just as scared of me as I was of him, I'm pretty sure it was a juvenile and not a mother with cubs, so I wasn't too scared but it definitely did freak me out when it happened. I swear it looked like a man wearing a bear costume running on all four legs. I also had an encounter where a deer walked up to me while I was on a class school trip, it got like maybe 40ish feet or so away from me and my classmates which was pretty cool, and then ran off.I get what you mean about spring though, especially when the snow starts to melt and you feel that cold breeze hit your face, the sun beating down on you, while you hear the dripping of melting snow. Such a good vibe.I'd love to hear what sorts of wildlife you've seen in Finland? I'm assuming you haven't seen a brown bear before, because I believe they're found mostly around the Rus border, but I could be wrong. I hope the bears aren't aggressive in Finland? I look forward to reading your reply when I return. Be well Mamo ^__^
>>44706988this is the chillest seal I've ever seen
What should I eat?
>>44706984Omg armadiller
>>44706924It was a joke. Simmer down
did people really think i was the chic fil a guy…
>>44706980veltail is a known pedophile that mass folders off this board>>44706981blow your head off
>>44706979>>44706985
>>44707010Wait elaborate I only know what I've seen from him
>>44707010i've stopped foldering people for like 3 months already, my interest wore offalso im not a pedo??
>>44706889>>44706988Oh I kinda glossed over something. Wow the 24 hour daytime thing is pretty cool. I don't know much about living in the arctic circle so forgive me. But if summer is constantly daylight, then are the winters constantly nighttime? That must absolutely fuck up your sleep schedule I cannot imagine living like that! (*゜д゜*)I believe the earliest it gets dark in my timezone is around 5:30pm in the winter, maybe sometimes 5:00
>>44707010OH right that guyi forgot he was posting lol
>>44707013Birdy plus dawgy equals happy
i wish i had that basedjak meme of veltail where he’s holding a note that says “i saved your pic because you look male” ts always makes me crack up
>>44707010>(insert tripfag) is ruining the thread!weak commie faggot
>>44707017he knowingly has csam on his pc and was exposed routinely for months and just kept calling the underaged girls on his pc "cute"hes a fucking freak so no one post yourself for a bit>>44707019i hope the authorities put you in a dingy prison and you die of a disease
>>44707013friends. the crow flys above prey and yells to get the coyotes attention so they can have the left overs. personally seen this in my yard
woke up hungover early af and got to the bar at 9:30 in the morning to watch a 0-0. ask me anything.
I’m in a gang
>>44706988are the red and white ones spotted O_O if they are then they are probably fly amanitas, quite poisonouswe have many of them here, i love them cuz they're prettythe other ones sound like puffball mushrooms>otters, beavers, deer, turkey, opossums and skunksthats awesome omg :DDD ive never seen most of those irlaltho last week i saw a deer on my way to work!!! it was crazy :D it hopped right over the bike path into some woods by the river>blackbearholy crap!!!!!! scary O_Obears r cute thobut scary...>wildlife in finlandso that deer was my first time seeing a deer here, ive seen foxes a couple times, various species of water birds including ducks and some ones idk the english names of, and of course swans :D i once saw like a dozen swans at the beach!!! it was awesomeive also seen reindeer a few times, u kinda have to go further north out of the city to run into those thoughwe do have bears here but ive never seen any i think the ones that live here are brown bears?the finnish word for bear is karhu, and reindeer is poro, and swan is joutsi :D oh and fox is kettu!nice pic :D ok have fun with ur errands! talk later :D
>>44707033no dumbass, a normal pic of an underaged girl is not csam and i dont find women under 18 hot
>>44707027>>44707035dawgies and the 'vids are best frens forever
>>44707031that smug looking wojak handing the note? already funny imaging it
>>44707053yea
>>44707050get raped and die
>>44707021in winter the sun rises around like 10 or 11 and sets around ummm like 3 or 4? so we do get some daylight but yea its quite a lot of darkness, mostly i find i am sleepy quite a lot in winter lole but its kinda comfy and when everything gets snowy and frosty its rly pretty :Dheres a pic i took last winter of some cool ice in the park :DD
>>44707033Oh>>44707050O h
>>44707058youre just jealous
>>44707004
>>44707060australian winter
>>44707051lol. I think the dogs understand. because I see crows hang out really close to them at times and the dogs don't try to eat them. that or they figure they couldn't catch them and don't try. either way crows certainly know what they're doing
>>44707051So cuteeeeeeee!!!!
>>44707068lole beat me to it
>>44707070maybe it's a genetic memory
>>44707053>>44707031this one?
>>44707062dont listen to them
>>44707082LMAO yeah thank you pblud
>>44707065it really does bring me a bit of solace knowing that you are a typical 80 iq pedophilejust an acne ridden retard in a country that deals with people like you all of the timei really hope when you die, you scream, you pedophile freak
>>44707078Crows and ravens are the best birds>>44707082As a girl that looks male. I’m scared
>>44707092i know your heart's in the right place but pls direct this energy to real pedos </3
god asmrchan is so based
>>44707060
>>44707065veltail can u post ur mamo pics
>>44707091ufufufu okay enough of that bros.. let's all get along now
veltail you little slut, when are you gonna post your sissy chaseyhole for us
>>44707084I still hold no concrete negative opinion of you other than the intriguingly weird takes you have.We think it's weird that you have pics of girls saved because they look cute, that's not a good look :<But we also believe if cataloguing appearances is important to you it could be innocent.Idk sometimes we save pics of people because we like drawing them, but we never show them.I dunno
>>44707110she deleted the pictures on her twitter so i assume she wont be ok with thatso noi still have 1 or 2 pics from her twt but its ok because i dont do anything weird with them>>44707113˙◠˙
hello friends, did i miss anything important?
>>44707116yeahseriously like i mean no harm
veltail's duck lips around my 8 inch big boymoder cock
But fr what should I eat?
>>44707123Bronya turned into a worm and then back into a human and it freaked everyone out but she’s trying to gaslight us into thinking we saw things
>>44707128proof?
>>44707129italian club sandwich
>>44707131Haha classic bronya
>>44707131oh she just does that dw you get used to it
>>44707121you don't?
>>44707131so nothing too important then i see
>>44707137Great idea. Thank ya!
Hug trannies. Cuddle with trannies. Kiss trannies. Make trannies feel loved and cherished.
>>44707135I want a picture of you wearing a dental mouth spreader first
>>44707148Second.
>>44707148<33
>>44707148i love you
>>44707127You still have some pretty awful takes sometimes lol, but you're still worth talking to n learning from
>>44707142nopeyou'd think i do, but i'd have to force myself to tbqhthe pics are just nice bc of fashion and coolness
>>44707152......>>44707159such as?
I need some veltail pictures, I wanna tribute his big fat duck lips
>>44707174ew what pls dont
when femininity is your only social currency you will attack anyone who threatens your ability to wield it
>>44707106lol
me and choid djunglusband
>>44707165Tbh I don't rember right now, we're pretty forgetful :<The last one we remember seeing though was you saying right wing people just have more aura, which is silly, and we couldn't justify an actual response.You said something along the lines of they're able to handle humor better because they didn't have the same lines with what to laugh at with edgy jokes, which to some extent yeah, but it goes both ways. It's more about being able to handle a joke than it is political spectrum imo, you have seething sneedhons whining about transandrophobia or something but you also get holden bloodfeasts pearl clutching about porn and trans people existing on the right side.Idk it was super apparent with the years of floyd jokes then as soon as kirk died the same thing happened but they were appalled.Nevertheless, it was such a minor thing we don't really care and wouldnt have elaborated if not for you asking :0
>>44707182you don't get a say in this, sissy, be a good little slave and show me those cum pillows
>>44707183This is way too insightful for you to have come up with. Where did you read this?
heres dinner
for the first time in forever i am bored posting here
i am in immense pain
>>44707193Love you too honey baby sweetie <3
>>44707148
>>44707196i made a post on soc titled something like "ugly chopped niga thread" if you want to, go find it. the nacy rehitgan girl also posted there once>>44707194uh alright
>>44707202rly? im always bored here
skog poster is teddy poster i just realized
>>44707218its just extra boring these days idk how these trips live like this
>>44707207oh my gosh (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
>>44707201mushrooms on pizza grossleft looks good though: orange pepper, green pepper, onion, tomato, just missing meat like ground beef or peperoni
>>44707157Love you too <3
>>44707223i was thinking abt that yesterdaycould it rly be true...
>>44707217that's what I thought, good sissy
It really cold bere don't wanna get outta bed
>>44707223What does that mean?
>>44707229fuck you if you dont like mushrooms
Ended my dry streak last night but it was with a cis womanYou win some you lose some
>>44707242suck it
>>44707248You will.
im gonna take a nap
>>44707237im not a sissythe closest i'll ever do to that is roleplay as a tgirl while a tgirl has sex with me
>>44707242suck itmlem itsmooch itswallow itnuzzle on it
>>44707218same. it's the same thing over and over again.
Where does everyone get those sharks i keep seeing?
>>44707262kys
>>44707148It sounds weird, but I could see myself being in a relationship with a trans girl and never having sex with her (even though I would want to). Just making her feel loved and valued would make my world complete
>>44707256you're gonna roleplay being a sissy for years while you get injected with girl hormones you sissy slut
>>44707044Yeah I lied lol, I'm actually going to go on my errands a little later than expected.>poisonous mushroomsOh yeah I know not to eat or touch mushrooms, this was back when I was a kid and didn't know any better>blackbearIt wasn't that scary, like I said he was clearly young looking, not young enough to have a dangerous mother around though. But it still did startle me a little bit. When I was younger, my mom did have a pretty scary run in with a black bear that actually had cubs this time around, and it happned while she was walking a dog. Which of course started barking at the bear. Interestingly enough, throughout the entire walk she kept noticing that something was off with the dog. Like the dog wasn't acting like she normally does, she was a lot quieter and her ears were back. Eventually she ran into the mama bear, and im pretty sure the bear got scared off by the dog, and no one got hurt. But of course this could have gone horribly wrong, as black bear maulings do happen in the US. They're just not always fatal.Learning about the animals you've seen was pretty interesting. I suppose the reindeer are the only animal you listed, that I haven't seen in my area, and probably never will because we don't have reindeer here. And you even taught me some Finnish too. Nature is beautiful and underrated, I wish more people would spend time enjoying it in their free time more often.>>44707060I also read your Australia post, thanks. :>
tell me im gonna be okay
>>44707253:)
>>44707201U and ur partner right, gurl you better not be eating two pizzas all by yourself?
>>44707148>>44707265waow
Everything stu eats, looks depressed.
i don’t want to be asexual anymore
>>44707268i dont have agpstop fetishizing transexualism
>>44707248Mouse… Is it true that you were eating chick-fil-a last night
>>44707292stop begging you sissy, accept your fate, you were destined to be a sissy bimbo slut
i have agp, a good personality :)
>>44707301
>>44707294did you actually think that was me….see this post >>44706825nobody gets my references :(
Anybody up for some djungelsmooches?
>>44707271yay :Dwow im amazed the bear was scared off by a dog! i guess they're more afraid of us than we are of themor in this case more afraid of dogsough they're cute though, i bet hugging a bear would b awesomehere ill attach a pic of some amanitas i saw a couple weeks back, they're so pretty :Di never lived in a place with much nature before coming here, it's rly magical! that deer rly left an impression on me lol the foxes did too when i saw themin southern california i saw a coyote a couple of times and some wild rabbits oh and rats but that was p much itoh and raccoons actuallyi like raccoons :D
>>44707314AHEMMM ME FIRST
veltail is begging to be deflowered
>>44707218>>44707202It's been extra bad recently I thinkidk if chasers even post here anymore
>>44707328let’s do a poll!
>>44707321She looks like a memory of a childhood friend
>>44707284what partner>>44707289thats the light reflecting off my face and onto the food
>>44707197I'm a phsosopher
mini census go: https://strawpoll.com/GeZARY8QPyV
cant believe you have to sacrifice the kaathe story to get the sif cinematic >>44707313HELLLLLLLPHELP MEEEEEEEHELLLLLLLLLP
>>44707327well not by you
Generationally bad thread, discordia and veltail here Jesus Christ.
>>44707361do you think you will have a choice? You have no say in this, you are a sissy slave
>>44707355basedyou a real 1
Chasers. Why?
>>44707337You're back. I thought you became that one cringe boomers maid or whatever.
>>44707375I just love trans girls. I don't know why.
it’s so over… the choids have left us
>>44707369lets hook em up
>>44707321this is kind of hot
>>44707391WHO LET THE CHOIDS OUT
this kombucha sucks
>>44707369woah no way who's discordia hereits not dawgy is it>>44707371i dont consent!
>>44707390Can you reconsider?>>44707391It’s okay! I’m using my magic to summon more
>>44707411Why should I reconsider?
>>44707405WHO WHO WHO WHO>>44707408You're supposed to swallow it actually>>44707409Go away you weird gross ass repper loser
>>44707324*SMOOOOOOCH*
>>44707414Actually you should invite your choid friends
>>44707409we're on a safe word basis, and gay baby sissy slut slaves like you aren't supposed to talk
>>44707411I'm summoned in a most choidly fashion
im gonna get a burger methinks
i miss when i could post my tits for attention
>>44707417erm im not a repper thoseriously, im a cis man>>44707428ok clearly we have no basis
>>44707433chaser btw
>>44707430Start chasing!!>>44707433Twins!! (Ive never shown anyone my tits)
But I'm not a repper.
>>44707437damn you!!! a curse upon your house!!!!
>>44707384Nah, it wasn't looking ideal for a while n he ended up ghosting us anyway, same as he did for everyone else we know who reached out.>>44707369Picrel
>>44707320>wow im amazed the bear was scared off by a dog! i guess they're more afraid of us than we are of themUnfortunately this is not always the case, Black bears are not usually predatory animals however if they wake up early from hibernation or they didn't eat enough berries before hibernation. Then they have been known to attack people, and sometimes consume them, but it is extremely rare. More commonly attacks are from pissed off mother bears that are defending their cubs.I've seen racoons and coyotes before too. Ohh and I saw a moose as well when I was a kid, did you know in New England moose are actually considered more dangerous than bears are? This is because during mating season the bulls (males) become extremely aggressive and will attack people if you get too close to them, and also people hitting moose with their cars. Anyway to keep the story short because I actually do have to leave soon now. I saw it when I was a kid on the way home at night while my parents were driving, fortunately they saw the moose and we didn't run into him, but it was still fascinating to see. He kinda just stood there in the road and he looked almost "fake" at first with the headlights beaming on him.Ttyl Mamo, hope u feel better soon
be honest how do i look|vv|\-.-/
>>44707419OH OH OH
>>44707434blah blah blah you slut, you are being triangulated in this very moment, your duck lips will become a glazed crispy cream donut soon
he is definitely teddy poster
cool shit
>>44707446>:3
The year of our lord and savior 2026
>>44707008The last time there was a prolific namefag with a cute personality, her pic got leaked and she was a mafioso looking pre-hrt type person Collective trauma
>>44707460Please tell me what this means I'm legit interested.
>>44707313Ohhhhhhhh. I just wasn’t sure if that was you. People do strange things at night. There was a poster here yesterday that licked a public toilet seat and let people pee on her
>>44707458this does nothing to me. i'm not turned on at all
>>44707427I think it's better for chasergen to be dominated by trans girls, though. Things might get out of hand if there are more chasers like me.
Rank the top three trips with the best personality
>>44707476im sorry meffy abandoned you
>>44707452thats awesome i wanna see a moose altho i am a little scared of them, i have heard similarly that they can be dangerousbut we do have them here! my aunt said she saw one once and it went swimming loleactually yknow what ive heard that moose like to lick the salt they put on the roads in winter to keep them from getting ice loleaaaa i love little baby seals like this with the baby fur they're so cuuuuuuuute!!!
>>44707434You're either a repper or a sissy. Either way you're a gross loser. >>44707441Ok I'm gonna getcha>>44707451What didn't seem ideal about it? He just always sounded like an asshole to me from his posts.
>>44707483Oh! I need you to explain your hypothesis!!
>>44707469i’m ugly as fuck but i definitely don’t look pre hrti will never post pics to the board, especially not face>>44707477what the heck
>>44707487By all the context clues I'm deducing I'm not the teddy poster. I've posted teddy bear pics two or three times but this is most probably not about that.
>>44707480you're a woman, a bitch, your pleasure does not matter to me, I am the dom, you are the sub, you exist solely for my pleasure
>>44707427I'm a choid but I can't post my thingy anymore cause I get banned for it baka. I have to martyr myself to show the girls here my hot choid bod.
>>44707492We're not sure where the asshole nature everyone saw came from, perhaps we were clouded by excited promises but he seemed relatively forward with what he was into and what he wanted, though he was a bit obtuse.During our interactions we got to see a bit more of who he was and what he was like and it was kinda endearing, he showed off his mechanicum fit lol,Idk, ig what really got to us was how into chastity he was, everyone here parrots about how a good girl stays caged or whatever, and he ended up buying us one but like, it's genuinely super dysphoric and it was a requirement for him.Idk a cage makes it impossible to tuck, and it makes you aware of the fact that you have a dick so so much more.Some of us still wish he was around, he gave us a sweet nothing to strive for, so it goes though.
>>44707369people like you and the asmr fag are only making it worse lol
Tranny gf overcooked my steak*chris benoit theme starts playing*
>>44707384>one cringe boomers maidWhat? There was a cringe boomer here?
bf who touches my butt and brings me soup
>>44707492I’m not running ;)>>44707512It really is a shame
>>44707543I brought you some broccoli cheddar bowl from Panera and their green tea which tastes like pure bliss
>>44707509uugugughghgh>>44707528are you high
>>44707555No, I wish :0I've just always been a blabbermouth.. sorzii
>>44707498Because there are so many trans girls here, you get a sense of how they feel and think, so chasers can understand how to talk to them better.
import more choids
>>44707553this is my favorite soup and tea i love you. please tell me it’s in a bread bowl and we can get married
>>44707528I think you probably didn't see it cause you liked what he offered. Mandatory chastity is pretty cringe imo. I get you'd miss the whole arrangement though it was a good opportunity for neet girls even if the shit he said was kind of unbelievable like claiming he was paying his maids 100k a year. Dumb. >>44707544Ok I gotcha lemme touch those boobies girl.>>44707567They took me from my home country why did you do this penny
>>44707570sweet, yeah I meant bread bowl, though it was only called bowl when its in the bread. and alone it would just be broclli cheddar
>>44707483>more chasers like memore bottom chasers?
>>44707567Tarrifs are too high
>>44707555I bet you're leaking in your sissy panties rn you slut
>>44707603it's flaccid
>>44707595Idk, he kept posting things that made us believe it, but we suppose we might just be gullible.We miss the idea of living *for* someone
>>44707595it's for a good cause the choidgen needs your services....>>44707599then we will tax a group of people ...
>>44707596yay! we can marry in june
>>44707567Hello Eater of Brownies and Chocolate Pancakes. I shall give out more H-1B visas to choids from the most rancid boards on this site
How fo i convince my gf to start hrt today
>>44707612WAIT CAPTAIN WAIT
>>44707617tell her how bad menopause is
>>44707606yea sissies like you can't get hard anymore, you just leak cuz you ain't a man LMAO
>>44707607Plenty of ways to live for someone but yeah his offer was the only one that really accommodated neets. Idk if you are one but I know that's why he drummed up a lot of attention. >>44707608What services? I'm only so so at fixing appliances.
>>44707629Wish I was, at the long day factory for my mandated 32 hours
>>44707628idc im sleeping soon
>>44707622Funny but i need serious answers she is clearly scared im trying to help her start it asap but the longer she waits the worse she will feel
>>44707563Every tranny is different anon>>44707595They’re small and ugly
>>44707633sleep with one eye open, mommy's cumming tonight
>>44707637you still havent showed me your cock :(
>>44707636I will kiss them smorch
>>44707610
>>44707629>What services?services such as fixing appliances , posting skogs, etc etc
>>44707644I said they are small and ugly
>>44707647Beer!!!
Hey chasergen, I know I shouldnt be asking y'all, but we have a friend we've never met before visiting tomorrow and we're not sure how to meet them!!It sounds so silly but we're used to meeting people online after knowing them for so long it feels like nothing or inviting people over for nefarious purposes, but they're like, a normal person!! We want to ask to meet at some food place but we're not sure what place would give a good vibe!!, and we know just going straight to our apartment would not be the kind of signal we want to send /~\
>>44707655>that handomg it's maiq
>>44707658Burgers is always easy and tasty. When are you meeting me though babe.
>>44707655are u going to drink all that in the back
>>44707642you're gonna see it tonight
>>44707662I know I'm such an agehon. 100 years old. Daddy's still got it though.>>44707667Yeah and what of it
>>44707662it's not fat enough maiq is a total fat slob. He posted tomatoes recently
>>44707666Burgers are easy.. but also that might come across as too fatty.. idkk.. plus they're really good at cooking and we wanna leave room so we can beg them to cook for us.. though... Burgers... Mghgg, sold..Also I dunno who you are :0
>>44707677maiq was the tomato poster? i thought that was a uk anon
gonna turn veltail into a sloberring mess, he's gonna need a wheelchair for a couple of months
the census is flawed because rach and veltail both voted chaserand celeste
Celeste
>>44707689Where even is the census I gotsta put my singular cent into that
hello world.
>>44707347I voted but didn’t get a sticker for it :(
the census is flawed because I am a superbeast
>>44707702sticker? i hardly know her!!!
>>44707375Cute hot and coolSimple as
hello fat little piglet you are the fattest piglet in the sty
>>44707700Can I save this image? It’s kinda hilarious>>44707708Washer>>44707709Prove it
>>44707678If someone judges you for eating a burger they deserve death. Give them death. Destroy.And we don't talk regularly I was just goofing. I think I've flirted with you in a thread once or twice but that's all.
bf who tells me im stupid and should die
>>44707702I just voted. Am I really outnumbered by the girls here. Can I have a harem then.?
>>44707682Ur correctIm not maiq or a fat slob lol
>>44707717True, I don't think they'd judge me for eating a burger, methinks it's just anxiety.I still dunno though, bcuz the burger place might be empty and we might find more comfort hiding in the buzz of a loud place, but I also dunno about that maybe a loud place will be overwhelming!! Ugh I wish they would handle the planning /~\Unfortunately they're more of a shy person than I am, burgers it is
>>44707716sure
I voted chaser, because I mog them
>>44707725I've been with a few girls who got really horny when I'd tell them to die while fucking them
>>44707727Factor in most tranners are bi so thats the fate of the leftover girls who couldnt get a bf
>>44707732why do you have this
>>44707736Basedbased asedbasbebcbabdhhhfh
>>44707729that’s what i thoughti’ve seen his arm/hand a few times and yours doesn’t look like that at all
>>44707727Yeah. Sure. You get rach and discordia >>44707732Thanks! I love you!!
chasers tell you>i've been with a few girlsand it's john 50 cds from grindr
>>44707700Pichu….
Which saint do you pray to?
how to date without sex
>>44707754don dada
>>44707754st expeditus
>>44707759Just say you are Christian and want to wait until marriage.
>>44707766what if he marries me
>>44707741i had a ct scan of my head from my ffs consultation, and i got the image on a dvdthen i loaded it into a 3d slicer and turned the ct scans into a 3d model of my head and my skulli loaded the skin+fat head model into blenderi took a photo of my face from head-on this morning and stretched it a little bit and then projected it onto the model as a texturethen i put lego hair models on it!>>44707753hi n7!!
>>44707740If you think about it my harem is the proverbial fridge for the leftover girls. Mmmm cold pizza. >>44707747Figures you'd like that sort of thing lol>>44707749>Yeah. Sure. You get rach and discordiaPainting this thread with my brainmatter
>>44707766this seems like a bad strategy long term
I tell them I've been with a few girls and it's two discord e-relationships
>>44707751lolhey you gotta practice somewhere(sarcasm)
>>44707754lordo ordo kao, the patron saint of the universe
one more ok deadlock time
>>44707772i didn’t get a scan like that no fair
>>44707773Suicidal trans woman fork kitchen
>>44707770you wont make it that far. If you do, everytime he tries to put it in cry from the pain and have a breakdown and tell him multiple people in your life has raped you and now you no longer want sex to be in a happy relationship, he'll embrace you and realize your trauma is preventing you from having sex and drop the topic
>>44707776that makes me wonder. with all the polls where its revealed more women have boyfriends than the guys do girlfriends, if a lot of those girls are actually counting some e boyfriend they'll never meet
Tranny distribution center here. Choids line up and see which trannies end up in your harem
>>44707787You just tell them it's not their decision to live or die it's yours as their owner. They tend to get really whiny and horny about that sort of thing.
>>44707794I hope I get ana. Would you be a part of a harem?
>>44707792those polls are skewed because women on average date olderso a lot of 18-25 year old women (or whatever the range) are going for 30+ year old men etc, but older women generally don’t date down to 18-25 year old men
seeing who gets what tranny using ranked choice voting.
>>44707790i didn’t say any of that
>>44707804I’m the distributor. I’m not included in the package
>>44707799Cool advice but I am the suicidal tranner in question >:[I can't just tell ourself that we're not allowed to die when we are the unstoppable force
>>44707808I will absolutely date a guy if hes 18-20
i have had two ebfs and no irl bfs
>>44707808I remember when I was 18-25 sometimes women in their 30s and older would hit me. never went anywhere cause I'm autistic and shy but they could be aggressive sometimes. are women not doing that anymore?
>>44707794Do the tranners get any choice
>>4470780818 year old women don't date 30+ men. dating stats don't suppport that eitheri think many of you need to go outside more
>>44707763Interesting Id never heard of him before this. Apperently he has a church in buenos aires, is he popular in argentina?
>>44707829No. Are you trans? If you are I’m adding you to the tranny holding center. You will be assigned a choid soon
>>44707812You already said you were Christian you cant just say you're ace. They dont believe thats a real thing, so you need to use a fake backstory of being exploited as a youth, make him feel protective and less sexual towards you. He wont bring it up again.
I’ve started playing Genshin Impact. I’ve never felt more ashamed of myself
>>44707831don’t ruin the chaser’s fantasies
there was that dating market study that went viral saying the average age for when a man becomes 'invisible' to women is 35. most men in their early 30s seem to date late 20s or early 30s women though.
>>44707815Ok become someone's property then? Do I have to explain everything to you
>>44706950>Is your last name Fuller by any chanceno why
>>44707841I hope my choid is nice and lets me yap at him...
>>44707832yep pretty much! st cajetan is very popular too
>>44707821i’ve had one ebf who became my irl bf until i scared him off
>>44707852I’ll keep this in mind
whenever anything bad happens i just remind myself that it doesnt matter because im going to kill myself
>>44707852I miss dating girls that yap
>>44707850
I never really listen when people talk
>>44707864Its actually the opposite, everything matters because of it. You need to make sure all your ducks are in a row before final departure.
i never have to do anything. i just spend all day distracting myself or imagining what being a youngshit would be like. its incredibly pathetic but i dont care
First choid in line for the tranny distribution center gets winemom and sarah
>>44707869Do you want to hear about bg3, I've been playing that lots lately, I like the turn based combat alot actually :3
>>44707864>>44707877hey stop it
Just got throatfucked by LB #winning #verifiable
>>44707851I thought it might have been a reference to urine being used to clean wool; fulling. That's where the surname comes from. I am just being incredibly autistic
>>44707877am i supposed to write a will? dont own anything
>>44707882i would camp out overnight for the chance to throw out a new sarah first thing in the morning
>>44707886no>>44707888i hope that passoid bitch kills herself
>>44707891You’ve been given sarah and wine mother. Next!
>>44707902>LB was always really nice to stu>stu betraystypical
>>44707884First of all tell me about your character. I need to do another playthrough soon
>>44707907I would like rosewood please
Going to the tranny shelter and asking if they have an over eager and clingy one
I malefailed at work yesterdayI was at the register and a guy said "wait I'll go ask the cashier girl"
>>44707844this seems like a very bad plan
>>44707916You get stu and pichu. Next!>>44707918You get what you get
>>44707888Haven't seen her in a long time. >>44707902Stu you need to be less mean.
>>44707922well until he heard my voice lmaos
>>44707890You have unfinished business and things left unsaid, and this will be your last chance to tell those people how you feel, Leave on a good note.
>>44707907yea thats fine but i love littering and feel quite contrary with sarah so hes going straight out the window soon as we hit the highway
>>44707922I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about someone responding to the pic you posted last week saying "you can see her little penny". It was really funny.
>>44707925>You get what you getIs it a raffle?
>>44707922This happens to me often>>44707930This also happens to me often
>>44707924its one of many plans, could always find a guy who is asexual too.
>>44707939lole>>44707937LOLLLLL it was really funny I'll start using that one
>>44707913Well, I wanted to make a self insert so I wanted to go a warlock bcuz realistically we'd be a warlock but we don't have the highest charisma so we went a weezard instead (which is arguably even less immersive since we wouldn't study) but oh well! Went a tiefling with ram horns (bcuz we're an Aries n also have always liked those kinds of horns, they seem comfy and are vurr pretty), mephistopholes I think? Mephistofol, fuck idk! Mephisto's Cafe Streetlight Manifesto anyway, went a necromancer and have been kinda sad to find out most necromancer spells are poison, which doesn't make sense in the brain, would keep yapping but you said first so we will wait for you to ask :0
Tranny GF When?
>>44707935If you don’t take proper care of both of your tranners they will be returned to the tranny distribution center>>44707938It’s a very complicated process. I don’t have time to explain it
it begins
>>44707943seems unlikely that i’ll find a guy i enjoy being around who is also asexual
>>44707956Who do I get?
>>44707961I thought this was a camping pic from sobe for a sec lol
>>44707965hence why you need a good backstory so he wont be comfortable enough to ask for sex.
>>44707970You get mouse and the communist anon
>>44707979you’re giving her shit advice
>>44707882give me something good hoe
>>44707979i think basing an entire relationship on a lie is not good maybe
>>44707983Mouse is already married but communism is cool at least
>>44707986what do you suggest? you cant judge my methods without suggesting some yourself.
>>44707993thats the entire point. all relationships have lies. i told him im a virgin. he said hes 6ft tall
>>44707927She's too busy living with me to post on here. I give her very limited screentime
>>44707995dating as an asexual person isn’t realistic. especially not as trans. sorry
>>44707972it isim taking sobe to fight manus
>>44707992You get bronya and penny
>>44708024oof marone my poor asscrazy pull tho ngl, mogger, god really does have a plan for me
>>44707912she wasnt that nice but that doesnt matter, i want all passoids to die>>44707927why shouldnt i be mean>>44707932thats gay. youre a faggot
>>44708017farewells sobe ...
>>44708011im trying to help her, but there is a way. Get bottom surgery with 0 depth, and never let him put it in your ass ever.
I just want to be able to go to a cute bar together and get drunk and uber home and sloppy make out and fall asleep cuddling but I can’t have that because my ex still lives with me :(Like is so frustrating
>>44708024I've been picked?!
>>44708036i don’t think you understand how asexuality works
Jesus wept my old hrt must have dead as fuck because I'm losing my mind. woke up crawled to the bathroom curled up on the floor and scream cried to slayyyter for three hours like a teenager again. im invigorated I want to go drink screwdrivers on a hill somewhere and listen to the 1975
>>44708039do it anyways, why would your ex who you live with not let you do this? if he doesnt like it, then leave. Then he's also allowed to bring people over to fuck, you're roommates not still together.
>>44708031she will die, of old age and after a lifetime of love <3
>>44708027God didn’t do this the tranny distribution center did>>44708043We sincerely hope you enjoyed your stay at the tranny distribution center and we hope you will enjoy your chaser
>>44707946See this is great because you get to learn a lot about people. How did you decide your stats? Horns are always peak, this is a fact. I went necromancy too on one of my runs but it was pretty disappointing yeah
>>44708044Actually I do know, many asexuals can and do have sex.
>>44708058I'm kinda scared ngl
>>44708043you've been assigned fgarrtwe're going to the club
Was chatting to a trans girl at work (I boymode and everyone he/hims me) I mentioned off hand that I’m on estrogen hrt and she called me a luckshit. I have no fucking clue what that means in this context
i think about this post every single day. that's me i am this
>>44708045same but I actually just woke up cuz my belly rumbled and then blew up my toilet
The tranny distribution center needs more troons>>44708067Your chaser can bring any questions or concerns to the tranny distribution center
>>44708074no "words mean things" bitch will make it out of the near future
>>44708074That's crazy babe.
>>44708073It means you look good
>>44708068>we're going to the clubNOOO PLEASE
>>44708052Our living situation is weirder than that lol I live with my parents and my ex lives in my studio condo and it’s just gonna be that way until December when they can afford to move out. Which is fine it’s just very frustrating for my romance life :(
People who are ace can have sex, theres many reasons for them to have sex, high libido aces exist, they just arent attracted to you they just want to get off, feel close to you, they know you like them, they dont care either way, or just for child making.
>>44708078what would our ship name be. brenny. ponya. ponya is kinda cute it sounds like a delicious salad dressing
should i kms
>>44708095how?
>>44708078 I’m available if anyone wants an auntie with a questionable past :3
>>44708091You’ve been sold to a chaser. You are not allowed to engage in any activities with the other tranny unless given permission by your chaser
>>44708086Yeah but if I’m boymoding then I’m not being a luckshit. Unless she misheard and thinks I’m a trans man
>>44708059Uhm, I tried to base my stats off what we realistically felt about ourself (biases and all), but we ended up with a surplus of points to spend after that because most things were sub5, so I ended up just putting everything into stats that I think would work with a Wizard.I wish I could've gone a Warlock that scaled off INT, blehhI've got velo's eye and mostly do Ice damage since I've got some enchantments that help with ice specifically. Ideally I'd like to be a heavy armor summoner like I'd go in Skyrim, but I'm only level 8 so far so we have a ways to go before we're anything genuinely remarkable.At first I had Astarion (<3), Shadowheart, Karlach and I, but I swapped out Astarion for Lae'zel since I'm doing the mindflayer stuff in the moonlight towers right meow n I figured she'd want to participate lots, and desu its been nice having two dps carries while Shadowheart n I do back of line stuff
>>44708095No.
i think going off hrt will be a good thing for me
>>44708100Love aunties and questionable past just makes you intriguing
>>44708100You’ve been added to the list. Awaiting a chaser
>>44708099entire bottle of painkillers
I wrote a long smart couple of paragraphs bu then I got bored and took a shower and my pc went into sleep and it went away so just pretend I said something really poignant
>>44707888That mustache dude would definitely want thatShe can't reach throat though, so larp
>>44708089it's kinda confusing I don't think liking and having sex in a slightly different way should have a new label>>44708091brenny sounds like a christian american aunt and ponya sounds like a mlp OC I think ponya is cuter
>>44708114OK, why would you do it?
>>44708107Trannies have moved beyond cutting and now just stop taking their medication to self harm instead
>>44708107I think touching grass would be a good thing for you
>>44708123It's longer than it seems when it's back there
>>44708127False
>>44707994>Mouse is already marriedWHAT
>>44708101Oh no>>44708125right right? okay it's decided>>44708084ill show you fucking crazy you smug cunt
>>44708126sleepy
>>44708103Nah that's unrelated, you could still look passing but because you present (and sound?) male everyone just goes with that and thinks you look faggy. That's my take at least, idk what you look like>>44708114ODing is just about the shittiest way to try to kill yourself, choose something better
>>44708076which is safe and healthy too!
>cibi is clara Ok that’s what I thoughtHi clara long time no see
>>44708137so you would kill yourself because you are sleepy? are you suffering from insomnia?
i need to see a doctor and get prescribed xanax
>>44708101ponya works, my tranny so smartit sounds more like a sissy pokemon though apparently in nepalese red panda's are called "nigalya ponya" meaning bamboo eater which sounds derogatory to the panda>>44708087we're dragging you to the club, you'll be more social than us and we'll feel awkward
>>44708141clara is sardas tho
>>44708109It’s questionable in a bad way I’m sorry :c
>>44708138jumping?>>44708144don’t want to be awake anymore
>>44708138Without sounding too brainwormed I look like an attractive twink who became uncanny from hrt facial fat with a wanky bob hair cut
>>44708145Still need to try that oneAtivan and klonopin did nothing, valium was kinda okay but they won't give it unless you're inpatient Maybe Xanax will finally fix me
The tranny distribution center just got a new batch of troons! Chasers come and see who will be assigned to you!
>>44708156you're having issues falling asleep?
>>44708152You used to be a cop?
>>44708100>>44708152questionable is not good, was it an illegal thing?
some of y'all need some folic acid frfr
>>44708157wise up closet
i almost let depression get the better of me but i put my sheets in the washi am good and healthy and clean person
>>44706479>what movie would u choose for a movie night with your choid/tranner?Sing 2
>>44708176Attanon
>>44708101>>44708136wait but if we were sold to the same chaser are we goin to be roommates ... we should interact at some point like "can you wash your cup" or something like dat>>44708146I'll be following you around in silence and I'll end up getting confused and following someone else and getting lost in the club
https://voca.ro/17ybw1wEjFL5
>>44708156>jumping?I think bridge jumping usually leads to drowning but idk about pavement jumping, we don't have enough accessible tall building here for me to have checked>>44708157Respectfully, your opinion on this means nothing. Could also just be that your coworker thinks you look better than her or something
>>44708164im having issues being alive
>>44707488Yes seal pups are special creatures.
>>44708147No?
HOLY SHIT I NEVER DIDTHEQOTT>Dragon hunters
>>44708078yo what
>>44708168>>44708165No I just have a bad sexual history and have done some things I’m very not proud of. I don’t really want to talk about it more desu I don’t like thinking about it
>>44708180This needs to be discussed with your choid. The tranny distribution center is not involved with the private business of their clients
>>44708190You’ve been sold
>>44708184can I convince you not to? seems like you are still trying to figure things out, but can I have your stuff? what things can you give me. You wont be truly dead until people have forgotten you, thats when death is permanent.
>>44708171They give this to me when I'm withdrawing
>>44708198okay Im sorry
>>44708180lets just chill in the smoking area walking around the club is no good, you go to the club to sit down
hungry
goals for today:>redye hair black>defeat artorias>finish up my laundry>redo nail polish>read something of substancelets get itposture check
>>44708192Sorry for bringing it up. That sort of stuff doesn't bother generally, it hasn't in the past
>>44708206your goyslop diets and nonstop pharmaceutical candies are permanently fucking your soul
>>44708183Probably more accurate. She tit mogs me though
>>44708192that sounds illegal? bad ig
>>44708212https://voca.ro/1dbyoDv0AVo9
>>44708218Dw my mom has the hookup on ivermectin and methylene blue
>>44708209ok sorry I dunno abt clubs
>>44708161klonopin or valium would probably work too. i just want them to kill myself with
Gonna eat some bratwurst and no one can frickin stop me
>>44708212noob
>>44708163I'm first!
>>44708202to... winemom??
>>44708211i love her
>>44708235https://voca.ro/1cShvbngc8YS
if you died right now who would miss you? People and animals included. Odds are you are underestimating how much you mean to others.
>>44708239with her to a choid
>>44708224lol nothing illegal! I was just reckless and let men do some things to me that I regret. It feels like a stain on me that I can never clean
>>44708180let's start a Pinterest board for interior decor ideas!!!
>>44708105I feel like you can cheat a little bit when making yourself in a world with different rules. Else all my characters would be too OP. Are you trying to metagame and making that personal lore or starting with the lore and building on that?>heavy armor summoner like I'd go in SkyrimI've always played a heavy armour caster in TES games too lol.I'm glad you swapped in Bae'zel because she needs her moments to learn about the wider world and break free from her mental bonds
>>44708243my mom, my coworkers, my plushies, my ebf
>>44708192Unless it's like raceplay weirdness or anything evil then i don't see why it'd be a big problem.
>>44708238You get dawgy and celeste (French repper)>>44708239You and wine mother have been sold to a chaser. You both must obey his orders. Every client of the tranny distribution center is given two troons
>>44708226I don't think you should equate eating healthy to rightoids filling their bodies with sketchy chemicals. You leftists have mentally regressed so much
>>44708237heybe nice to me?thanks>>44708243at least like 30-40 people would be changed irreversibly
>>44708211LMFAOthere has never been another meffy and there never will be
>>44708249>>44708201
>>44708185ur back :D just when i got back from my night walk!i went for a walk around town and through the parkthere were lots of ppl smoking weed in the woods o_o it made me miss weedtwilight is so pretty i love staring at the clouds and the sky and the water
>>44708256>You get dawgy and celeste (French repper)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>44708212let's get it. svāhā
>>44708253He means loli
>>44708256two sissies what a foul fate
>>44708269bend over, sissy bitch
>>44708260My shit is pinhole tight I've demonstrated this on camera. That said my spiritual butthole, the butthole in here, is gaped and leaky. which is actually what people want right
>>44708249OH OH OH
>>44708269The tranny distribution center’s official comment on this sale is “lol”>>44708275The distribution center is not liable for your fate
wwyd if
>>44708252>>44708258thats good to hear, so many people care about you, dont be afraid to ask for help, even the strongest people in fiction have needed help from others.
>>44708281wait these ones kinda suck I promise theres better pins on my board
DO NOT KILL YOURSELF.
>>44708276You're fine I just don't want the repper
did goku ever ask for help?
why does madotsuki kill herself
neeims killems yeemself mattoable
>>44708245>>44708256that makes even less sensewe would both hate thatwe would kill himand not in some femdom way he would enjoy just a bullet or 20 to the skull quick and clean
>>44708246I don't think a past like that stains you. I'd be slightly worried about accidentally triggering something though
I would let penny and bronya decorate my place, it's very beige and fucked up energy wise
>>44708296he never asked for help, but he clearly needed help when he was dying of that strange heart attack space virus
>>44708308that’s true. i guess even goku needs help sometimes
i have an inspo board for literally everything already
loveims rapeoebles and killims trannims absoluerly soim
>>44708306yesyesyes kaomoji pillows
>>44708278that shit was brapped out was like a flash bang to my poor eyes
>>44708281THIS IS PERFECT it's a lot more tasteful than mine
im a bad son
>>44708337Same
I think gaped holes are better than tight holes. I like to see inside them after im done.
>>44708302Miss Sarah we at the tranny distribution center understand that you may be uncomfortable with the chaser you were assigned to. Our office has decided that we are not allowing you or wine mother to return and resold. You are to remain with your current choid and do as he asks
>>44708333alternatively there's also this one idk I'm not sure how much space we're working with
Time for Re:Zero Season 2 :^)
>>44708313it's an important lesson on pride, we're all flesh and bones at the end of the day, we will go in the same casket, lets be humble, we all poop, we all piss, we're all gay babies
>>44708306don't worry you're in good hands I think I have a chobits wall scroll around here somewhere that would go perfect
factsss 2024 chasergen > 2025 chasergen > 2026 chasergen > 2023 chasergen
>>44708333>>44708351it's vibes based...
>>44708355THIS IMAGE
>>44708365what happened in 2023
>>44708355Are those Epstein's girls?
>>44708271>>44708253You lack imagination for how whorish someone can be
>>44708355Please don’t ever share this image again it’s slander my wife is not a zio
>>44708343we dont even get along who would buy us both?
>>44708265I hope you enjoyed the walk. Walking at night can be a little bit scary. I've tried weed before (legally). Personally I did not like it. It made me very paranoid, like someone was going to kill me paranoid. So I won't be taking it again anytime soon. Σ(-∀-;)I have a video of what I believe is Hiyori being very silly. Do you remember how I taught you how to identify Hiyori? If you do you can tell it's her.By the way, what's the coldest temperature you've ever seen in your area? I believe mine was 15 degrees below zero or -15 degrees. I dunno what this would be translated to celsius? Of course there have been parts of my state that have even reached -40 if you could believe it. But not where I live.
>>44708368right right you totally get it
>>44708351I just cant with women. way too much stuff.
>>44708278>I've demonstrated this on cameraewwww
look forward to the world burning and record heat every year
>>44708370frogposter era
im gonna die soon
>>44708379that's what makes it funnnnn minimalism is for capitalists I want to live somewhere that's overflowing with me even when I'm not there>>44708381i know it's humiliating my purity is sullied I don't know why I ever uploaded butthole movies
>>44708375The distribution center has seen fit to assign you two together. You have now reached the maximum number of complaints that you can file. We will not accept any more
>>44708390What's the frogposter lore
>>44708390is that the guy that would folder people? i’ve only heard that name a few times
>>44708389not looking forward to it at all very worried in fact
>>44708250Not really starting with any preexisting lore, we used to go super deep into making backgrounds when we played TES but thats because we knew lots about the universe, we dunno much about BG so we couldnt really say much other than what the game already does (the mind flayer brain slorping is a pretty good intro)And desu we've been using basic self insert characters for a while now, I dunno, we used to escape into a character pretransition and its kinda nice to be able to play a girl that is just me now :3Though desu bg3's character creator is pretty bad, I miss racemenu's face sculpt so badd omgoshh. Also yeah!! It's been cool watching her struggle with her faith, I try not to push her too hard in dialogue though, lest she double down. I think she's our favorite though, Astarion is beloved because he's a bitchy vampire but he's not as enrapturing as the others, fuck even gale seems more interesting. But lae'zel's background is cool!!!
>>44708393You should go out in a blaze of glory
>>44708397>buying less stuff is for capitalistswot m8?
i made almost every thread in the 2024 era. you may say thank you now
>>44708362epic. I've got some picture frame hooks about that I was genuinely hanging air freshner off at one point so anything goes please put the yaoi stuff in the bedroom though I do teams meetings from my couch>>44708323i like kaomoji dogi am okay with pink this is only a one bedroom place thoughuhhh big on ornaments and items
looking forward to americans, anglos, and canucks suffering even more next year
>>44708422this is kyooot
>>44708410Already too late. Its going to happen>>44708423They wont suffer as much as others because they have A/Cs running daily.
>>44708423grow up
>>44708414Lemme see some cute paws!
should i go out tonight to a club and get 0 kisses from men because im a tranny????
Choids! The tranny known as anon is still available at the transgender distribution center
>>44708447im what
>>44708423you're related to anglos. as in Spain was filled with some tribe from Germany and so was England. y'all just mixed with Arabs a bit and lost the blonde hair
a 6/10 cis girl becomes an 8 /10 trans girl if she has a penis that's big.
>>44706596wat>>44708401oh cool it was some guy who just wanted to call me a guy awesome
>>44708433your electricity bills will suffer and you will keep getting major blackouts because your leaders keep throwing sissy fits>>44708435stop bean rude to me
>>44708448You will likely be sold next. Potentially alongside LB or cibi
>>44707786i had to go ask them for the cd with the ct scan dicom images on it, then i made the 3d model out of that myself
>>44708447There is only one I want from the distribution center
>>44708436There are many things bats have, but they do not, have paw beans
>>44708436Bintur ong
>>44708433bigblud in the USA my summer electric bill is up 60% compared to summer 2024
>>44708377yknow the funny thing is the last few times i had weed i always ended up just feeling paranoid and not having a good timebut the times when it was good are still seared in my memory... being on the sunny balcony on a summer evening listening to music and trying to figure out how to blow O's, or being totally baked and playing stardew valley...maybe what im rly missing is a time when life seemed easierhehehe aww this is so cute yea i can see the mark it looks like a little figure in a dress :Dwhy is she doing that with her tongue lole>coldest temperature you've ever seenwoa -15 fahrenheit is super cold, i thinkkkkk there were a few days this past winter where it was like maybe -12 or smth, in february which is like the coldest time of year here it was usually more like ummm -15 C so i guess thats 5 F?i dont have that much experience with cold climates lole youve probably had more real winters than me! in south florida there's like one or two weeks out of the year where the temperature goes below 70 and in southern california it does get a little bit colder but not much>-40holy crap!!!yea idk, finland used to be a lot colder when my mom was a kid but the winters here have rly changedive read that climate change is the most accelerated near the poles so i guess it checks out? i think this year there wasn't even snow for christmas in helsinkithe world is changing...
>>44708452I think I'd bea solid 5/10 as a cis girl and as a tranny idk
>>44708454You are a woman. The distribution center has this clearly documented>>44708466We can take requests but they may be ignored
>>44708419oh forget it this conversation is above your ability>>44708422LMFAO you're really in a crisis... I'm on my way. maybe we can do a forced angle situation for the calls we'll figure something out
>>44708451no, that means I'm related to germanic people, not anglos, which makes a lot of sense because my family name has a germanic originalso the blonde hair is still there it's just a 50/50 thing, for example my brother has blonde hair
>>44708447Let me have her.
>>44708452Tranny cock is a national treasure
>>44708436https://voca.ro/15q4iphf6Zt2
>>44708447I'm hoping for that 30 year girl that posted the other day
>>44708488You’ve been assigned anon and LB
>>44708504If memory serves I should be up soon.. wonder who if anyone I'll get paired with...
>>44708458>>44708504frig off brick she's mine
>>44708411>we used to escape into a character pretransition and its kinda nice to be able to play a girl that is just me now :3That's lovely to hear. I always think most character creators are limited unless it's a korean game, but I'm also just bad at the slider game honestly.Lae'zel is my favourite by quite a big lead, but I'm biased towards tsunderes
>>44708502The auntie? Request granted. You will receive auntie and cibi>>44708511We aim to sell you soon
safe to say im the gayestretarded
>>44708246>>44708192>>44708152pozzie?
>>44708537I challenge your title
>>44708537I'm the retardest fag
>>44708504i don’t want to be with lb
you really can’t talk to people about gore anymore huh
>>44708544>>44708548cant hear you over all the dick in my ass
>>44708526Honestly I've never seen a character creator with more aesthetic depth than modded skyrim, the facial scupting racemenu offered genuinely ruined any chance other character creators with presets could even have /~\Agh, it went so fucking hard to be able to change the polys in game.I just watched Shadowheart turn away from being a justiciar and desu, with how little we pushed her away from it it felt kinda out of nowhere, like, she just decided not to kill this person.Still kinda confused about that plot too.. like.. shar has designated this one (1) person as a task to ascend but also this one dude also tied his immortality to that person?? Not sure
I wish I could put a dogs brain in a cats body. That would be neat
>>44708554GIWTWM!!!
>>44708246https://voca.ro/19vq9Pbx8UFu
please don’t say the r word that’s gay
>>44708527That's scary :0Can I stay here its become quite cozy
>>44708552what are your thoughts on mulched ziggers?
>>44708568you can just get a siamese cat?? They're basically dogs
wulfims chubby sosig roll up me bum
The transgender distribution center has only four troons left. Come get them while you can>>44708549The tranner distribution center understands that you may be distressed by the troon you’ve been assigned to work with however you still need to work together to make your choid happy>>44708575You’ll be sold alongside sobe. Sobe also comes with nils
>>44708527>The auntie? Request grantedA man can dream
>>44708580Yeah but then I don’t get to use a scalpel and toilet plunger so that’s wank
>>44708590Switch the brain of a chaser and a trans girl
>>44708584Iunno much about sobe and nils.. are they cool??
>>44708594that's just a transbian girl
>>44708590please don't perform mengelian experiments on God's precious creatures
>>44708594Freaky Friday remake where a chaser and trans girl switch bodies and it’s quickly revealed that there were in fact two trans girls in the story
>>44708595They are a very sweet couple
https://voca.ro/1iBagPXAoLUV
>>44708477Yeaah you remembered. (´^ω^)I believe the coldest temperature recorded in Finland was -51.5°C (-60.7°F), according to google. Keep in mind the -40 was probably in the mountains somewhere. where I live it's never that cold.Noo the no snow thing is really sad, weirdly for me it was the opposite. Last year I had a shit ton of snow for Christmas. I think some states even hit record highs? But the year before 2024 I believe, it was the exact opposite. Like zero snow for Christmas, which was very sad. Mamo it is very late in Finland so I imagine you're going to bed soon? So goodnight and sweet dreams, dream of seals and not scary orcas.
>>44708599Brb, busy injecting dye into chasers eyes to see if I can give them a cool hazel glare. If any chasers here have an identical twin to cross reference the biology of for my experiments that would be a big help :)
>>44708614Trannies are chasers and vice versa. It's ok to use trannies.
>>44708625we are ouroboros
>>44708610Awhe!! I hope we get along nicely then :DI'll do my best to stay out of their way n not bother the choid either, it sounds like I got lucky :3
>>44708561Time to get in to modding so you can put your perfect face in any game you want.I'm a bit foggy on the shadowheart lore honestly, even more reason I should do another playthrough
Trannies who bully and abuse their chaser bfs <3
>>44708614This better not awaken anything in me
>>44708633You’ll be sold soon. Remain patient
Cloning all the chasers here and making the clones 3 inches tall and immortal so I can torture them when I’m bored
>>44708657youve got some weird issues I've been investigating you for awhile
i would like a pocket choid to love and take care of till i got bored
>>44708657Any reason why the length increase correlates with my dick size?
>>44708654if it twitches you lose
>>44708623eye color is pretty much determined by melanocytes. There are ways to disrupt those melanocytes so they stop producing melanin, but injecting an eyeball with dye is generally just gonna destroy it. Eyes are like a macro-organ that's kind of rogue in certain ways from the immune system, and most known methods of melanin disruption are either genetically related or immune system related. You'll have to actually do real work and work on a vaccine to modify the chasey's genetics
>>44708666What have your investigations turned up kindly anon?>>44708668I did that on purpose to communicate with you specifically
>>44708633we're putting you to work in the mines
>>44708669Fuck
>>44708675That’s boring. I prefer just colouring in the iris with a graphite pencil
>>44708690You're not funny at all
am i funny
the lenght of my penny coincides with my middle finger
>>44708695I don’t tell jokes, people just keep interpreting things I say as comedy and it’s wearing me out
>>44708678Bllghhgh, to the bone I suppose!Bette than waging..
the most romantic thing I've ever seen in media is when faris outchuunis okabe in every conversation. every time I replay sg I end up kinning a different character but she really is just literally me. so you gotta take good care of me okay
Chasers! Drain a trans girl's balls TONIGHT. It's Saturday, so no excuses.
>>44708716bad taste
I'm Joker from Persona 5
>>44708722you wouldnt get it...
>>44708730i like suzuha cause she is just like me
I had a bad date with a mtf yesterday. They’re not always as great as this gen would have you believe .
The transgender distribution center has now closed. The remaining trannies as well as our spokestranny (Ana) have been released to the wild
a chasey clogged my bathroom y'day, chaseys are evil
>>44708737Sorry anon. Tell us how it was bad.
>>44708741It's not my fault I can only eat chicken nuggets
>>44708734i mean everyone likes suzuha right she's so goated. maybe it's just because im in love with my cherished fubsband but i always thought "if my daughter turned out like her i would have nothing to worry about." she's so girl who's going to be just fine coded. i should play zero and find out if she gets fucking exploded instantly or something
>>44708737most of us have had 100x the number of bad experiences with other trans people than any chaser could dream ofnot to paint a bad image of our community but integrating into any space its like a 99.9% chance youll find at least one bad egg who has manipulated the more subservient tranners into keeping them around despite being a cruel, disgusting person
>>44708740is she going to be okay
>>44708741I won't help you, but if you want, I can beat him up.
>>44708750im scared to play zero for this reason. also based taro lover
https://voca.ro/1nnXKdblvRhO
>>44708757yeah, beat that short fat little shit up
>>44708752dog that's a human problem. We truly are pests as a whole no exceptions
>>44708737sorry
>>44708754Any unsold transgenders and our spokesperson tranny have been provided with temporary housing
i wish is was unsold
>>44708769yay
>>44708744>She talks loudly and in detail about sex for the first 15 minutes (we’re having lunch in public) >Try to switch topic >She switches back to talking about sex>Then brings up politics >Looked more clocky irl than in pics but was still cute Vibes were off. I’m sticking to Hinge from now on.
>>44708766we can be reductivist but there is a uniqueness in trans circles and queer circles in general with this because of the socially isolating nature of being queerit makes people defend behaviour specifically through the lens of their being queer and therefore more vulnerable and therefore not able to be held accountableif we wanted to be reductivist instead of speaking on specifics relevant to the ongoing conversation we all ought to just shut up and never speak
>>44708776i should make a hinge
i hate it when good things happen to other people
>>44708774Under EU law there needs to be a return policy
>>44708760i do love okarin too dont get me wrong he's extremely charming to me. the clip of him speaking english... i have to watch it through my hands but its so cute...i think zero is next for me im going through the whole series in order im on robotics notes. which is SO FUCKING GOOD BY THE WAY. im excited to keep going through the series.... they just keep getting better... its such a waste to stop at just s;g but i get why people do. i mean most people dont even play the vn right which like idk i want to be like any sciadv is better than no sciadv whatever works for you diva BUT THEY CUT ALL THE BEST PARTS THE VN IS SO MUCH BETTER AND THE ART IS SO MUCH PRETTIER WAHHHHH
>>44708787i liked the anime tho. i wouldn't have gotten into it at all without it
my chasergen thread op comes from far awayand when its night over here over there its a breaking day
>>44708796Made in japan!!
What's Hinge? Is that a dating app for chasers or what?
>>44708799cool song:))
>>44708807It’s one of only a few good country songs
>>44708781It’s not great but it’s better than whatever that was. >>44708800Hinge is mainly used by cis people. It’s a dating app
>>44708795right right? like it's a good evangelical tool it gets people infected en masse
>it's saturdayFUCK dude
if cis girls can pretend to be trans ill pretend to be cis
>>44708821good idea
>>44708821I'll pretend to be a theyfab
I’ll pretend to be cis too! Then I’ll lure straight men into my bedroom and show them my shenis!
>>44708832trvkesterile lifechoid thats up for a bit of fagness wya
>>44708829yes! and its not rape because he's stronger than you and could push you off at any time. Hes only pretending to be weak, and if hes weak enough to be raped then he was never a man to begin with.
>>44708839why do they hate each other so much. why are they in relationships where they hate each other
>>44708740Kms
>>44708832You could have made that point without using such a hideous face to convey it.
>>44708841I take this back that was so toxic and mean I hate myself for even posting this message.
>>44708847
>>44708832I'm down with this until it turns into most gays being polyThe lesbians have it right with extreme yearning and commitment Just nix the dead bedroom part
>>44708851oh jesus christ give me oil in my lamp
>>44708847You don't get it
>>44708839What does a bit of fagness entail?
>>44708841Gotta love weak men>>44708845I’m so sorry!
>>44708844heterosexual cis relationships and the family are the two social bonds completely forced upon you passively and actively from the startthe two most common dysfunctional pressured social unitsstrange thatthey really do often do it unthinkingly, its insane seeing cis hetero relationships
CLOSEEEEEEEEEEEEET
live a little, chvdget pozzed upget it twisted gamble
You would not believe how much shit has come out my ass today- Owl City
where’s flick anon :(
>>44708858https://voca.ro/13ZcpptwlCa7
>>44708870I think he died from complications with his poor little holeNotice the tandem absence
>>44708871Oh fuck off
>>44708871I'm free tonight
>>44708868i don’t think that’s how that song went!!!>>44708873i don’t think he was poor little hole anon i haven’t see plh in ages yet flick anon came in once a day
>>44708862its one of those things where like. once you leave the secular world behind you want to just grab people by the shoulders and shake them until they see sense. you are miserable!!! you are making yourself and other people miserable!!! what is wrong with you!!!idk i guess its something i'll just never understand like logically i get the social pressure and the willingness to pretend something is good when it VERY CLEARLY is not but like there comes a point where you have to wise up
>>44708874hehehehe faggot
Trans girl: Why can't I find a [very specific sort of person] to take me out on a date?[very specific sort of person]: Hey. Could I take you out on a date later tonight?Trans girl: No
it's strange bros, a biological drive to form social bond with your genetic offspring and mate, to protect them and care for them. So so strange..... nature is truly a mystery......
dates are stupid, why am I going out to eat food if you know I cant eat any of the food because you'll be fucking my ass that night. Atleast have us go out after sex instead of before.
>>44708879im not and we are not in the same city>>44708888i do this
>>44708888Good for her
>>44708894this is why sushi is the metachoids take notes
>>44708897>t.ransbian
me: I'll take the 20 piece chicken mcnugget
>>44708896What city
>>44708907toronto
the overall hedonistic, selfish, prideful, and self sabotaging behavior of the LGBT community just ends up giving credence to right wing beliefs, it sucks, you people have zero self control
>>44708906Best date ever.
>>44708894ragebait>>44708903Whaty does that have to do with anything
can we order some food to be delivered after sex? it makes more sense this way so I can rebuild my energy.
>>44708896I'm probably not even on the same continent
Transbians SUCK! Loathsome, EVIL bitches.
>>44708911classic dawgy take
how do i know if i am in psychosis?
>>44708915what will u order anon
>>44708916everything
>>44708909Amazing. Every tranner is from either Toronto or New York City. Just my luck.
>>44708863ANONYMOUUUUUSSSSS
>>44708930whoa...
>>44708929Two lorge borger.
>>44708885>>44708862>hetero couple>marxist transbians: YOU ARE LITERALLY MAKING EVERYONE MISERABLE! YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE! YOU WANT TO START A FAMILY!?
>>44708929big smokes order
>>44708940i look like this and say this
This is my OC, hope you like :P
So you're not meant to date trannies? I don't get it.
Oh girlies I have the perfect solution! ask for your food to-go so you can eat later because the top is the only one allowed to eat food immediately.
>>44708919I was so glad I stocked up on food when my ex collapsed after our first time because and then told me she hadn't eaten anything in days to prepare
>>44708944I think we dont have that one in our mcdonalds>>44708937*picks at ur burger and steals a peice*
it makes me think of does anyone have that meme of the "hsts" talking to the "agp" where the agp is like yeah i have this puppy crate that's all blinged out its pretty great. and the hsts is like i sleep in a big bed with my husband and then the agp is owned. that fucking image makes me laugh so hard its so funny on so many levels. the same with when people in here cry and wring their hands about oh can't straight trans women have anything can't we have one space for straight trans women. you really have to laugh
>>44708955we get very hungry after sex and this is why fat guys are sought after because they have snacks ready.
I think I saw a boymoder at the store today she was too pretty to be a twink I wouldn’t have been attracted to her
asmrchan is like bronya but with zero aura ong
>>44708957>*picks at ur burger and steals a peice*HEY
i have zero aura
>>44708924what would you do if you woke up tomorrow, and you had zero income from your trust fund or your govt gibs, and suddenly your safe haven condo became infested with criminals and people looking to do you harm. What are you gonna do when your cheap labor force starts asking for rights, your foods instantly cost 500% more, ubereats becomes 300% more expensive, and commie laws have led to your landlord either abandoning maintenance on your building or raising the rent significantly over the yearsyou think short term, you're just living in the moment, you just want that temporary high, you can't think of anything besides your own selfish pursuits, because you live inside a bubble. You will never understand, you can read all the literature you want, but you've never been in a world of shit, you've never seen the ugly truth, you've never been around the very people you want to protect, you just live around like minded selfish individualsdawgy takes, but dawgy doesn't give a shit
>>44708957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n8x33GQjds
>>44708972*I do it really sneakily so you dont even notice and look away*
Dawgy trvke tbhon
https://voca.ro/148L9vxK7LPW
>>44708979oohhhh I didn't know this I didnt play that game lollll
question for all your trannERswhat would you do if you didn't have breakfast today?you can't even comprehend the question, you lack the brainpower, the empathy, the long term planningdrug addicted entitled losers, try living a little
aw man i might not get a long weekend :/
>>44708965I am fat t b h but I also stock up when I'm having company over
>>44708940The jaded ex-marxist in me wants to say that people like bronya don't know anything about communism or socialism or anarchism at all, they're just over educated weirdos who won't stop spouting word salad about their personal gripes and failures. But the reality is that people like Bronya fuck up the brand by associating their fucked up bullshit with socialism. Like people like me just think no one should starve to death and here comes bronya with "so true if you think no one should starve you'll love my theory about how love isn't possible and children are bad." Fucking retards. Orwell nailed these people like a century ago, he hated bronya-likes.
>>44708974read The work of art in the age of mechanical reproduction>>44708971Please do not compare other people to me it is very bad for their mental health>>44708975i would go to the clubbbbbbbbb
>>44708980I trusted you penny...
>>44708496Haha cute pawsies, thank you Wulfim
>>44708968Sorry for going to the store>>44708974Me too
I was in BobcaygeonI saw the constellation
I'm skinnyfat
>>44709007>very bad for their mental healthhow is this my problem
>>44709013you have no aura it's different
>>44709006lol
>>44709008what do u mean I didn't do anything...!
I think watching gossip girl is going to ruin me I envy their lives so much, not even the wealth and the luxury (I mean I do envy that but I’m okay with the level of wealth I’m at currently)But just the glamour and the glitz? I want to get all dressed up and go to fancy restaurants and bars with my friends!I wanna go to big parties with lots of people who all look cool and socialize! I want to meet cute guys and flirt and be flirted with and have flings with them and kiss and maybe fall in love! I want the people in my life to be cute and care about fashion and wear nice outfits when we’re together! But I feel like I’m the only person in my life who cares about stuff like that :( I’m the only person I know who’s actually interested in fashion and likes to get dolled up to go out, I’m the only person who likes going out for fancy drinks. Everybody else is cool just going to a dive bar and hanging out which is fine it’s just not glamorous at all! Plus there’s no cute guys and especially not any fashionably dressed guys.
>>44709020Indeed!!
>>44709018Then they post about it and we all have to sit here and watch how sad they are when we could be reading posts from me
>>44708998Just do it anywayHave problem? Just don't think about it and problem gone!
>>44709013If it was you I would have got your number tho
I have decided that transexualism is rooted in decadent bourgeois excess and will be detransitioning into a cis woman.
>>44709006>erm actually, bad = good right?>divine pink flamingos speech, but i'm actually like dead serious >ok but have you like, actually reflected on your desire to reproduce or have a stable relationship? like i think you need to take some time to think on it right? it's just nothing, it's literally nothing.
>>44709027Like last night I wanted to have a big night out to celebrate my new job, and nobody liked the bar picked and everyone went home at 11. Plus there were no cute guys!! That’s not the kind of night I wanted to have at all :(
should i ask this guy i like out on a date or take a nap
>>44709010https://voca.ro/18y841tXgJPl
>>4470902733 year old chaser btw
>>44709034ok how is this my problem
>>44709040You got her number?
>>44708997That pic reminded me of a K2 climbing video I watched recently, you snowy mountain having people are lucky
>>4470905630 year old trans woman but yeah
ever since the fall of the romans, the rise of Christianity, a slave religionyou now have a bunch of flockless individualists who think they deserve it all, zero values, they just wanna party and have sexthousands of philosophers saw it coming. If you don't have a real dogma, an MO, a reason for getting out of bed, besides pleasure, then what's the real biological point? overeducation and rebelliousness from people like Bronya who really just want to crumble any structure, including the biological ones. It's essentially a virus, a cognitive flaw forcing a mass suicide. Like I said, I take and I don't give a shit, I like to watch it happen. I saw it coming
This is how you are supposed to do this meme right?I say both are good, be a mix of the two. Like try to make it practical for combat and have removable pieces that may look skimpy for adventuring. Breathability is important.
>>44709057i literally just explained this
>>44708998Kill your boss
>>44709068ok but i literally dont care
Life under the nazi party and life under the communist party is actually equally orwellian. This is not high quality evidence that we cant or shouldnt expect the government, which is allegedly the embodiment of society as a whole, to do some things about some things. Maybe you are just projecting your own jealous misery onto happier people who think there might be solutions to some problems
>>44709052Dont ask men for things, they dont know what they want or what they need. Hell only disappoint you, anon. Just abduct him and keep him tied up all pretty in your basement.
>>44709014did u take pics?>>44709036i cant do that because i have a very hard time breaking the rules. i fuck around a lot at work but i’m not strictly breaking any rule so i can do that. i don’t know why im like this.
>>44709067*CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK* MAKE A HEIR MAKE A HEIR MAKE A HEIR
>>44709073ok you fucking asked
i wish i drank caffeine
>>44709078I'm actually in tronnothat was a music lyric
Lifting while blasting shoegaze and thinking about Big Sex with my tranner I am no longer mentally ill
>>44709081uh. nah
>>44709077yes mother
>>44708619aw hehe thank u so much s3alfreni'll prob stay up a liiiittle bit longer, at least as long as it takes for me to drink my night time tea and start feeling sleepy
>>44709067I’m so hsts!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big gay sex with tranners <3
>>44709080i really like this post very much. that said for some sick reason i do need to say that it's an heir rather than a heir. im sorry I wish I wasn't this way
>Shits myself on your bedtrannies your move?
>>44708935My PENIS is UNSUCKEDWhat's going on???
>>44709085aww well have fun r u at the barbecue you mentioned?
>>44709097ooh my gosh...
>>44708716lole wait that's so true faris is literally u that's crazy
>>44709058No I didn’t I am saying if it was you I would have asked for it you are much cuter. This one looked very sad I didn’t want to bother her
>>44708906Delicious choice Penny. >>44709066You have a very myopic view mi hija. >>44709027Watch Mad Men.
>>44709090yeah. yeah. that's what I thought. know your place
im going to make tea and look for shiny pokemon now
>>44709105Yes there's a dozen people here and a dog and a baby and we're getting drunk and eating good
>>44709101Damn it I had it right but "corrected" my message before sending it, I should have trusted myself. Thank you for this message.
>>44709112what's that? is somebody speaking?
>>44709114Hope you find lots of shiny pokemons . Enjoy that tea piping hot
>>44709117did you end up bringing sosig? that sounds really comfy :>
>>44709122i always do. enjoy it piping hot that is
>>44709095but the AGP armor has some noncombat utility, great morale boost.>>44709080A bastard child is better than no child.
>>44709109I see. I tend to look sad when I public too. Thanks tho>>44709133I’ll be hsts. I like it
>>44709086Life when listening to witch house revival and thinking about going on a nice date with a manI’m still mentally ill unfortunately but at least I know what I want
>>44709086cute. describe tranner
i’m so alone
>>44709078What if I kidnap you so you have a habeas corpus
>>44709123Yes 2 types of sausage, 2 of cheese and a 24 of beer and some crackers
>>44709107RIGHT RIGHT??? i mean I dunno whenever I play or read or watch anything I end up subconsciously copying things about the characters. i guess everyone is like that. i used to get it really bad with League of legends for some fucking reason which sucks because those characters are unbearable. it's fun to think about how everyone's just an agglomeration of all the people they've known over their life. im happy I've known so many cool people...>>44709118it's difficult with silent letters right? logically you want to be like oh there's a consonant. the trick is to say it out loud if you're not sure it's so awkward to say the wrong one so you'll know right away. sorry again I hate correcting grammar but it's such a compulsion >>44709119yes ME bitch
>>44709138Than I fear you may be sent to the Frontlines.
>>44709144Come hang out
>>44708832:D u saved this! i love her>>44708847EXCUSE YOUnext time just say u have no CULTURE and spare us the DRIVEL
>>44709155>it's difficult with silent letters right? logically you want to be like oh there's a consonant. the trick is to say it out loud if you're not sure it's so awkward to say the wrong one so you'll know right away. sorry again I hate correcting grammar but it's such a compulsionYou did the right thing, how else am I supposed to learn? I appreciate your effort.
Why is everyone in gaygen masc4masc? Its so fucking disgusting. Where are the cute twinks??
>>44709143Tall, tastefully curvy, blonde, green eyes, funny, stupidly gorgeous, super nice and empathetic, hugely driven toward her goals, cool nerdy hobbies, likes to yapOkay time for 2nd set of lateral raises
>>44709094Ohh what kind of tea? I've never been much of a tea person myself, but then again I haven't really given it much of a chance.And dang does Potechi look like a potato in that pic.
>>44709067https://voca.ro/1e3qCXfSBBht
im masc4masc t looking for c
We could go masc for mascfuck that we could go twink for twink
>>44709155>it's fun to think about how everyone's just an agglomeration of all the people they've known over their life. im happy I've known so many cool people...mmaybe this is why im such a nobody Dx
>>44709173Wanna hear something spooky? Those masc4masc guys used to be the twinks
>>44709184Sup faggot
https://voca.ro/1mkgFYMcWyX6lf masc4masc
Im a professional bodybuilder
>>44709161you’ll leave me too like they all do!
I'm mask4mask c looking for t
>>44709190Its just so gross. Men should be with feminine people, girls, transgirls, twinks. That makes sense to me, because every relationship needs a provider and a receiverMasc for masc makes no logical sense in my brain
>>44709178mmm i dont remember the ingredients actually besides that it has a small amount of valerian root and some other stuff, it tastes kinda citrussy its nice and v calming so good for bed timei frequently have trouble falling asleep but i find that making an effort by doing stuff to prepare for bed like drinking tea and meditating and listening to white noise or whale sounds or crashing waves or smth helps the process a lot
>>44709196GymlessNo ballsTiny cock (shrinking by the day)Soft thighs0 (ZERO) musclesDo you not qualify lil sis
>>44709207You should work on your inability to conceive of and empathize with other selves, my man
>>44709198Dr Frankenstein >>44709199Probably because I'm too mentally ill but the sex would be good
>>44709214I empathize with them but I dont like it. Not one bit. Cute girls deserve love and it feels bad to deny them that to get with some old guy. Isnt the point of being a man to be a providerSpend that money on a cute bf/gf. They deserve it more than some hairy faggot imo
>>44709217>Dr FrankensteinLOLLLL
>>44709209I usually use melatonin gummies to help with sleep. They work well enough for me. just don't take too many or you can overdose on them
>>44709212https://voca.ro/1f8gwR9niZiL
>>44709110
>>44709164it's so so so so good I get so much mileage out of it. thank you for sharing it with me>>44709186no way! if nothing else you're around all of us right? that's gotta be at least some kind of influence
Im a twink (girl) currently transitioning into a masc chad (girl)
>>44709231hm ive heard abt those but never tried thembut maybe i should! sleep is so important...i have this problem where im always tired if i dont sleep at least 9 hours Dx
>>44709173https://voca.ro/1k7KucI2C4GG
>>44709217i’m asexual now
>>44709104Nothing much. I just played black jack but alas, no one who was playing with me had a cock -_-
>>44709241Yes go to sleep you stinky seal, listen to Morgana!
>>44709254Ah then I'm probably too boring to hang out with, sorry
>>44709262I’m going to fuck Ann in front of the cat and use his tears as lube
>>44709235yea i guess ur right :D theres lots of cool ppl here like u and s3alfren im gaining all sorts of wisdomi wish i had a gif of divine going>i said cha cha heels!!!>>44709262lole but im not tired yet!do u like persona :0i have been meaning to play them for forever, i used to watch my big sis play persona 4 and 5 a lot
I use a sleep mask I recommend those if you want better sleep. I only do it for the gains because it’s very important to get good sleep if you want gains
>>44709249Wait you’re actually rightMasc4masc is just a womans fantasy isnt it Thats kind of disgusting. I dont want to imagine gay sex with masc people. Wheres the power dynamic?Wheres the romance?Wheres the trials and tribulations that every couple goes through?Its just two old hairy guy friends who fuck each otherIts fucking weird man
>>44709272sadistic motherfucker. Logged
>>44709279I wanna get one but I sleep too much already idk if I should lolll
>>44709152hmm i think my boss would let me off the hook for that>>44709154waow nice sounds good. have fun!!! if u take dog pics pls send…
>>44709289I’m not a sadist, I just like seeing people hurt
>>44709234Does doxxing people make you feel better about yourself?
>>44709278scriptural! literally scriptural
should i braid my hair
>>44709272Are there more toes or leaves in the world?
im single and its literally my fault and im doing nothing to change it because of mental complexes ive handcrafted over the course of my life
>>44709310i used to think stuffl like this was cool and inspirational but the truth is that these old childless unmarried ladies are all miserable. they wouldn't have to post things like that all the time if they weren't. i think they live very empty lives
>>44709292You might sleep less because you will be more rested. We are exposed to too much light when we sleep it’s supposed to be completely dark for you to get more rem sleep. Our modern world is inundated with light that messes up our sleep
>>44709284https://voca.ro/1eBzhvxVtogj
>>44709322there’s way more trees in the world so if every tree only had 1 leaf there’d still be way more leaves
>>44709322Retarded hypothetical and you should feel bad for asking it. Leaves
I will always my limerance tranny
>>44709321The answer to this is always yes unless there would be the option of me doing it for you
i go to concerts and during the intermissions i eavesdrop on all the conversations around me and i realize how lame, performative, and annoying everyone really is
>>44709334lol
>>44709340>>44709341Dogs have toes though there's a lot of them
>>44709343can you please come braid my hair im gonna do it bad
>>44709322leaves definitely>>44709336I never thought abt it like this wow this makes sense
When I would go to concerts I would snort yayo in the bathrooms during intermissions
>>44709321Yeah go french i think it's gonna be very fashionable this autumn
>>44709272Wtf??? Nooo>>44709278I don't have much experience with jrpgs or turn based games for that matter. besides the Pokémon ds games and final fantasy 7. But yeah I have played p5, and I'm meaning to play 4 as well. I've also played Expedition 33 which yes is French, But you should definitely play it if you like persona.
>>44709351hm wait a minute i hadn’t considered non human toes
transgirls i have a question, how long after eating are you ready to have sex? does it vary by person and eating habits
>>44709179Yeah thats a good point the impractical skimpy armor would make you less likely to be killed while simultaneously making you more likely to be captured and raped.Although im unsure how that would go if the captors found out she couldnt birth children so not that many reasons to keep her around.The armor does look overly detailed, honestly a kettle helmet + Gambeson + Jack Chains + Doublet + and a bit of chainmail and some long riding boots could be good enough for adventuring and the long durations of walking, depending on whether or not you have a horse to help carry the rest of your stuff.Leaving your face uncovered could help your enemy notice you are a girl and have them underestimate you and possibly not go for the kill. if its a fantasy world thats extremely important to not be seen as a guy because they opt to kill men and capture women for... things atleast you cant get pregnant if you're trans.This was a good talk.
>>44709361that sounds hard to do
>>44709351ohhhh if animals count then deff toes
Ignore all neurospace posts. Let her rot in her own misery.
>>44709347hehe yeah
Introducing you to my parents as my masc4masc gf
>>44709347insane trvke
>>44709363lol i got filtered by literally the first enemy in expedition 33 i was like i dont get this!!!!
>>44709365DIE
i used to work at a canada computers when i was a teenager and one of my coworkers would do lines of coke in the bathroom
>>44709351More leaves than every animal on earth I’m willing to bet. Plants were here before us and they will be here after us
How many Pennies for Penny's Pretty Penis?
>>44709349sorry to ruin your fantasy
>>44709363Morgana annoys me viscerally. I want to stomp on him until he’s a small brown stain
>>44709384that sounds awesome :Dthe computers i meanwhats canada computers is it like compusa
>>44709369its not so tricky but it's probably better to get the hang of a like freestanding braid first if you aren't used to that at all
>>44709388is it rlly that cheap ....
>>44709367https://voca.ro/1ixop76pq5mR
>>44709388very maiq coded post
>>44709404should i do a braid on each side or one in the middle to practice you think? my hair is down to my butt
>>44709342The way you get over the limerence tranny is by getting with a better one
Pretend the next poster just opened a can of sardines and is stinking the thread out
>>44709359tranny named yayo:
>>44709428smelly bitch
>>44709426>>44709428can I have some
I love sardines though
>>44709353It's been a while since I've done it so I'll ask for a little patience
>>44709278Oh shit I forgot, I also played Chrono Trigger on the DS a lot as a kid. Unfortunately I didn't know where I was going most the time, but I still enjoyed it. This game is honestly a masterpiece>>44709382You have to learn the timing, I suppose if you're not used to games that require precise timing you may struggle?Damn you Wulfim and your image limit destruction, I can't post a seal noooo DDDD:
>>44709428I think Yola is a better tranny cocaine name
>>44709403i don’t know what compusa but its just a store that sells computers, computer components, and some office accessories and cables and stuff like that. kinda like microcentre in the us but less cool.we also had this old fat french man who would drink on the job and he was our best salesman and funny as shit
>>44709436just don't pull too hard okay
I think hrt might’ve damaged my cock beyond repair. Being erect hurts
>>44709397when I discovered the benefits of lanolin I was in the club making people put it in their notes app. if lanolin was really that good I wouldn't need to be telling everyone about it right>>44709432it's actually considered a delicacy to some >>44709433NO
>>44709428are you shower fasting again?
>>44709428uh oh stinky
Arms shakey nowGood arm day
I guess I also posted a lot of images too, maybe I shouldn't just blame Wulfim? Hehe... Σ(-∀-;)
What did I miss? I had to drive up to North Jersey for something today.
>>44709452that's normal
>>44709440oh Yola is everything>>44709456>>44709457I WAS HUNGRY LEAVE ME ALONE I don't even like fish but I want to be trendy
>>44709374>>44709347>>44709379>i'm so different...
>>44709379i think i am the only real person>>44709384is that why they never responded to my resumes, cuz i snort k instead of coke in the work bathroom?
>>44709464If I use anything over than a vibrator nowadays for the next two days I have pain down there. I’m not sure that’s normal
>>44709477maybe ya
>>44709481mine used to hurt when it got hard now it doesn't get hard and im happy
/tttt/ trannies will be 25 years old and still be doing annoying 22 year old discourse
>>44709444I can be gentle, I learned from my sisters
>>44709452*cages you*It's for your own good
>>44709442lol that guy sounds bad assdo u like compooter mouse>>44709438chrono trigger is a classic :DDD thats coolough i wish i had better taste as a kidthe ds game i played the most by far was this game called star trek tactical assault Dx
>>44709488But I like masturbating and I can’t masturbate if it’s not erect!
>>44709493why do you like masturbating /gen
>>44709493Coombrained male
crazy that I shall play oot remake in like two months
>>44709475right LMFAO
>>44709463we were all posting our asses in thongs
>>44709492i do like compooter my favourite part of the job was building them for people and also the discount i got to buy my own parts
>>44709490i wish i had an older sister to teach me to braid my hair
what if I get a straight boyfriend and I have to explain to him why 9/11 was the best thing that ever happened to Mariah Carey
>>44709455>it's actually considered a delicacy to somethere was a girl onceand she cracked open sardines at a party unironically which is justfucking weird desu just eat the pizza like everyone elsebut worse was that she opened themAND PUT THEM ON A HEATER AND FORGOT ABOUT THEMSO THE ENTIRE PARTY GRADUALLY BEGAN SMELLING MORE AND MOREcant stand canned fish now reminds me of how infuriating that was
>>44709501I dunno. Why does anyone?>>44709503If jacking off once every week and a half makes me pornbrained then I guess I’m pornbrained
>>44709512wat teh heckles?? 0_o?!so freaking randumb xD
>>44709514that was a premeditated crime that shit was intentional
>>44709520when did you last cum
the last time i came was valentines day
>>44709531Yesterday night
>>44709505in the lame, performative, and annoying general too, my lord
>>44709520Um..do you ever stop talking about sexual stuff?
>>44709542sis you can not be the one saying this be fucking for real
>>44709542If I compiled every reply you’ve ever wrote how depraved do you think most of them would be?
>>44709452Nah mine's like that no hrt, but I beat my shit very often
>>44709524it was! like this is a very important part of her life and career and you do have to know about these things>>44709540but don't you still feel it even knowing it's performative???
bf who touches my butt and buys me flowers without me asking
What do you girlies do about anal leakage? Can you stick a tampon up there when you go to work? I probably have to get a job soon
>>44709546It was never like this in my iconic pre-hrt youth. Can’t tell if I’m in my old age at 22 or hrt
In regards to Chrono Trigger I think about this a lothttps://youtu.be/yEat9fB2ZbU
speaking of jorkin it are there actually people who like masturbating by itself and seek something to get themselves horny to do itbc I used to think everyone just did it when they got horny organically
>>44709548Feel what? Feel my hole through my boxers.
>>44709552diap up slut
>>44709552diapers :3
>>44709558I had to start searching for things that got me horny and force myself to jack off because random boners stopped years back and I didn’t want my dick to atrophy
>>44709571Babe you can stop searching I'm here. Post a sissy syrup nut video for daddy.
>>44709539with a vibrator?
>>44709557nOOooOOOOOOOoOOOOOO DDDDx
>>44709492Honestly you didn't miss too much, I mean the game is kinda grindy, and of course having no idea of where to go sucked. Now that I'm an adult I replayed the game but on a ds emulator, with a speed up hack. And let me tell you it is so muuuch better that way. Same thing for most retro jrpgs in general.
>>44709577>sissy syrupewdada would be proud of you
>>44709407More games should definitely have capture and rape as a defeat mechanic, besides porn games. Luckily with mods you can.If you were a viking when they were at their peak would you partake in the sacking of villages? the rape and pillaging (Mostly asking because I've watched some vinland saga)
>>44709544Simmer down. She said the same thing to me earlier, I'm busting her balls>>44709545Not really that depraved, the worst I say is I'll tongue someones ass.
>>44709579With my hand and I’m regretting doing that now it’s ached for 24 hours
>>44709580Did Mamo get Rickrolled? Seal is not sorri muehhehehe! (;`・ω・)
no pain no gain
>>44709571why don't u want to get atrophy? is it because of vaginoplasty because I heard its difficult to get a normal depth when its atrophied
>>44709552>>44709591Uh huh
>>44709560No I'm making gnocchi
>>44709577maiq wilin out
>>44709608Lots of reasons. Partially srs reasons, partially I do enjoy masturbating and partially that every now and then I’ll hookup with someone who wants to blow me and I’d hate to disappoint
if my dick fell off in my sleep i would be happy
>>44709610We're talking about me not you, I'm sure the gnocchi is alright.
>>44709598why are you solo jorkin it
>>44709558I jerk off when I'm horny, only time I try to get horny is before bed, to clear my mind of any residual thoughts before I sleep.
>>44709622If you place your dick under the pillow before bed, the poonfairy will bring you a vagina while you sleep
>>44709624It needs full focus
>>44709636thank you poonfairy
>>44709609Come on bro, you don't realize that's a larper talking about disgusting anal leaking? You're smarter than that.
>>44709641You're welcome girly
>>44709501Pichu type question
>>44709563its all about the diap
>>44709632Technically it wasn’t solo >>44709642Sounds identical to your average reply
>>44709642rach why do you have anal leakage
>>44709501I don't I'm asexual
i masturbate in order to have a clear and focused mind for playing dota 2
>>44709635hmm makes sense I don't really enjoy it by itself but I guess it's related to gender dysphoria
why would anyone need to larp as rach when he makes posts like this unprompted>>44709552
autistic women on YouTube are so funny and I feel seen
>>44709659LOL
>>44709653do you want to go out sometime
>>44709648>Technically it wasn’t solowho arte you fucking now
>>44709659it genuinely makes me sick like why does he constantly post about this stuff
>>44709640Squeeze it in your fist.
>>44709599lole ur a trickster seal!!>>44709585thats cool i have been playing the 4th gen armored core games on a ps3 emulatoremulators r so coolthis programming project i have been thinking ab is to write a chip 8 emulator, its like a super small emulator of this rly rly basic system from like the 70s for doing 8 bit games on like, think pong or breakout i got a start on it today :D just baby steps tho.. i wasnt very productive... but i set up the sdl2 boilerplate stuff for creating a window and drawing a rectangle... god, the amount of times ive set up boilerplate to draw a triangle/rectangle... youd think id know it all by heart by now Dxokie im getting sleepy now so i will go 2 bednini sealfren :D
Anal leakage isn't preventing me from living my best life. I wear an anime themed diaper to work and it absorbs my anal juices to the point where no one can tell I gape. Chaser btw
First step is not riding extra thick shampoo bottles
>>44709662Jenny Nicholson my beloved>>44709670Just sexting a chaser from here
>>44709662I just found a really small, autistic girl who is likely trans on youtube she made some good content. >Sulzara, she seems very 4chan -adjacent by how she talks.https://youtube.com/@somevndev?si=ioExMFz34HQ9bsQf
>>44709589https://voca.ro/1qwmXaDmIB2N
>>44709648Check my history, I never talk about gross stuff like poop or anything related to it.
i want a big gock tranner top gf but i’m a virgin and 34 years old. is there any hope? >own a house >2 cars >live in the midwest >love anime
poop penis
>>44709683Goodnight, cant post pic so see this gif again (-.-)Zzz・・・・----> >>44709178
>>44709662I found this chess lady and she's great
>>44709676no it's hot I would get burned
>>44709708have you asked rach?
>penetrative sex with a trannyEwww gross poop on the dick>penetrative sex with a post op trannyEwwwwww gross that’s an axe wound!There’s no winning
end of thread qott: if you had to wear one chasergen poster as a pair of shoes like we were all transformed into shoes, who would you wear?
>>44709711I feel so seen
>>44709733stu rhymes with shoe so her
>>44709727i mean obviously if you are unwilling to deal with the realties of the human body just don't have sex. but there's no shortage of non penetrative options
>>44709733penny loafers
>>44709723Ooooh warm
>>44709711I can't believe you've done this, penischan
>>44709733Penny because she's comfy and would never give me blisters on my feet.
>>44709727>>penetrative sex with a post op trannyUnlimited creampies on demand
>>44709727Addendum: both are actually hotPre-op fiancee who becomes post-op wife is the dream
>>44709727Blowjobs is how you win
>>44709733Bronya crocs>>44709746Good post
>>44709733djungelanon because it would be bear shaped slippers>>44709746OH MY GOSH I'm confused tho would it be like literally shoes with the person's face or just vibes based>>44709751poopchan just kidding>>44709755I'm POPULAR!!!!
>>44709758This is what I’ve been saying! Self lubricating and (provided you are std free) all the bareback you’d want without risk of poop or injury
Theres no way she wants one of my gym shirts, these things smell so rank afterwards
>>44709793yeah yeah good fag baitsniff sniffthanks daddyyoure welcome kitten
>>44709793>smell so-SSSSSSSNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF
>>44709793Please, go one about the pheromone laced gym shirt :)
Make a new thread so I can post doggo
>>44709791i thought it didn’t lubricate and you still need lube tho
Do trannies actually believe that we don't like poopdick? It's why we chase. We want dat stank. We're not supposed to talk about it but all chasers love dat stank.
>>44709662i wish i was an autistic woman
ooookaayyyyyy can somebdy suggest me a qott
>>44709817ask about naps
>>44709810The one I’m getting is self lubricating, it depends on the method
>>44709829what’s it called and where does the lube come from?
>>44709746wait you're so smart LMAO I didn't even think of that>>44709742but anon the smell...>>44709778they're platforms you have to walk carefully>>44709779sounds so comfy!!!!!!!
Had a tug last nightCleaned up with a clothHaven't washed it yetAny takers?
>>44709702nah its alright I enjoy hearing you talk.
>>44709829I hope you enjoy staying single forever
>>44709851>>44709851>>44709851I bake new bread
>>44709861she said she was getting a vagina not becoming a cross dressing sissy on the internet
>>44709841Basically the method I’m getting will take part of the intestine and loop it over to the crotch. That means the mucus the intestine naturally makes will be up there and that mucus and vaginal mucus is 98% identical
>>44709871won’t it smell like a butt? also my butt isn’t naturally lubed…
>>44709871do they bring it down directly from the new hole in your gooch or what
>>44709861Larp>>44709871Ugh that makes me queasy
