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>>44713117
>>44713117

QUESTION OF THE THREAD: Have you ever tried water sports? Would you with a partner that was interested? Why or why not?
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>>44717118
I use to practice urine therapy privately. Would drink from my own cistern in the morning after a nigthful rest. It definitely seems to helps if you drink it when you feel a cold/flu coming on. A lot of people use it for cleaning (if you store piss in a jar for like a month it creates a strong smelling ammonia which kills all bacteria and viruses allegedly).
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Hi guys my name is anon and someone showed me a song and I thought it was pretty cool and it also made me want to punch a hole through my wall haha
#relatable #music #choke
https://youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY
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>>44717118
>Have you ever tried water sports?
>Would you with a partner that was interested?
>Why or why not?
nope. i think urine is gross and i could never kiss someone covered in urine or be able to respect anyone who wanted to be pissed on
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>>44717118
I zoomed in. Nice bush *****
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Why do you have to be so weird?
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>>44717166
>urine is gross but sticking my dick in a poop chute isn't hehe I'm gay
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>>44717118
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>Be me
>Horny gay teenager
>100% gay prancing lala homo fruitboy poof
>Decide that I really need to get a boyfriend to submit to and get topped by
>Cute subby twink boy, but tall
>Meet boyfriend through friends
>He's older than me by a good amount, but much shorter
>And a bottom
>He's really forward at first, initiates, kisses me suddenly, molests me hungrily
>Our first time goes well, but we only go halfway
>Find out that we're both bottoms
>What now.jpeg
>He agrees to try topping me, but he's awful at it, just hurts and feels uncomfortable
>He gives up halfway through, to my surprise, because "I didn't seem like I was enjoyng it"
>After that, he seems less than enthusiastic
>I always initiate, and we mostly just stick to oral
>When he does initiate, he's always trying to get my cock up his ass without asking me
>Always goes soft bc I have no interest in doing it
>Feel bad because I can't satisfy him properly
>Feel bad because he's equally uninterested in satisfying me
>Stay together for a year because I liked being in a realtionship and feeling wanted by someone
>Also because he's kinda suicidal and has depressive episodes that I'm too young to handle properly
>And also because we have mutual friends
>Eventually break up, I'm the one that breaks it off
>His ex was back in the picture too, so he probably wanted to dump me for him sooner or later too
>Years pass
>No chances to meet people, throw in the towel
>but there's a small part of me that still wants to scratch that itch
>Sometimes feel like I really need to get scooped up and pounded by a man
>But twink death is approaching, and I don't feel young or cute enough for it anymore
>Feel like I wasted my twinkhood on a bad relationship and missed out on the best sex I could have had
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO HELP
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I'm gay
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>>44717118
white boys with mustachios
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>>44717198
what's the benefit people get from posting fake stories like this? is it so they can crop it and post it on r/4chan or instagram or something
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>>44717187
yes
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>>44717182
https://youtu.be/HG3UwIDAEb8
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>>44717118
You can see both bush and cock in this photo. Neat.
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>>44717190
slayer with the big smooth booty
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>>44717198
>prancing
*hide post*
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>>44717198
why would sex be better then than it is when you're older
sex is sex
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>>44717216
Why do you think it's fake?
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>>44717226
ewwww never. Imeannn he wishes he looked like that so he could get more bbc and not be poor
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anyone else itt like guys with wide chunky asses that jiggle? drives me crazy
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>>44717236
Because I think most people on grindr would rather hook up with a young twink and a post-death one. Plus we'd probably both enjoy it more if I was cute.
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>>44717257
>get more bbc and not be poor
how are these two things related
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>>44717262
>guys with wide chunky asses
vomit
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>>44717266
*than a post-death one, fuck typo
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>>44717268
he talked about how he makes money by doing sex favors for bbc in modesto because thats what his mom taught him. if he had a smoothie white ass he would attract more bbc to pay him
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>>44717266
>>44717277
idk I've had sex as a cute young twink and as a gaydead 30 something year old and it's not really any different

>>44717284
black johns aren't exactly rich lol
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>>44717297
well he needs more business because mom is kicking him out for rent soon
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>>44717118
I can see your dick if you zoom in btw
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>>44717266
ya but theres still plenty of middle aged men on grindr pounding cheeks, just because something isn't your ideal preference doesn't mean it can't work or we all would be sexless holding out for unattainable supermodels
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Slayer bottoming for bibisi and bielsi
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>>44717363
That doesn't look like burger
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Are you guys ever going to post normally?
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I just saw two pigeons having sex
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>>44717392
You first bitch
https://youtu.be/9kWgvEKIo4c
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>>44717211
Cutie
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>>44717297
Is it that hard getting sex if you're below model tier but not geriatric or very ugly facially?
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>>44717392
Don't we already??
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>>44717395
>having sex
giwtwm
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>>44717392
i try but no one wants to talk about anything
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what do gays even talk about offline? i imagine it's the same as whatever is happening here or anywhere else on the gay parts of the internet
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what does anyone talk about on the internet?
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>>44717452
>>44717493
what yucko thinks he is
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>>44717520
Having sex with an armpit
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>>44717540
i mean...if that gets them off then why not. who is being hurt
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>>44717547
No one i just thought id reply
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>>44717392
Reddit is down the block sister. Schizos and neurodivergents are here to stay.
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>>44717561
are you into armpit sex?
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>>44717493
I want him to squeeze me. With big guys I love their nipples and bellybuttons
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>>44717118
i want to be forced to be Ukrainian soldier urinal.
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>>44717615
he probably smells awful but body hair makes for foreskin tingle
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>>44717493
They complain about why tops don't want to commit to being their long term boyfriend. They complain about falling in love with straight men who will never reciprocate. They complain about not being masculine enough for guys to like them and they hate their innate effeminacy. They complain that gay men are not monogamous and how every man they meet is in an open relationship, married to a woman/girlfriend, or polyamorous. So basically that's basically the entirety of gay male homosexuality discourse on the internet.
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umm penis??? hello
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>>44717649
>>44717657
would top
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Please stop posting attractive men it makes me feel bad about myself
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>>44717703
hi slayer
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Please keep posting attractive men it makes my pp hard
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>>44717118
pissed but wont do shit ah ha
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>>44717696
him topping this guy >>44717493 would be so hot
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>>44717752
toes
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>>44717782
me topping both goes would be hotter
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>>44717799
*guys dammit
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I have really about had it with this ongoing psyop to brainwash freshies into thinking males over 20 are still somehow attractive. The whole thing is some gaydead zombie scheme. I don't like it. Always creep creeping in the shadows, lurking, watching, their rotting brains thinking
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>>44717799
lol not gonna happen
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>>44717825
obviously but a man can imagine
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>>44717493
Drag Race
Ariana Grande
Whatever shows Bravo is running right now
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>>44717869
that hairy dude in the back could get it. good for them getting married, i hope it works out
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I'm surprised I'm still getting smoking dreams.
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i'm surprised you haven't posted hole
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>>44717869
beautiful masc4fem couple
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You know what happened to your asses and faces when you hit 24. Your denial fools no one. You are the gay after life. Wraiths from the past, haunting us, twisting the flesh as they take their bodies.
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>listen to a YouTuber talking about armored core
>oh he sounds like a faggot
>check his socials
>bipedo trans identified male
how annoying

>>44717421
no it's easy getting sex even if you are ugly
if I wanted to, I could have sex tonight with some guy off grindr. it's trivially easy

>>44717493
I talk with my mum about stuff
sometimes she'll talk about cycling and whatever major race is going on, or I'll talk about what I'm knitting, or we'll talk about history or existential stuff or dumb stuff
I don't have anyone else to talk to tho
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>>44717963
it gives me whiplash to turn on a video with an obviously male voice talking and then their channel name is something like "Lily-chan"
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>>44717963
what are you knitting?
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>>44718003
I'm working on a shetland lace stole
the yarn is very lightweight, single ply. it's called cobweb weight, and that feels appropriate
it looks a bit messy bc I obviously haven't blocked it yet, right now I'm a touch under halfway through knitting the base edging

>>44717993
I should've expected it, watching a video on a fromsoft game
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If someone doesn't get delta out of the house I'm going to fly to the UK and fuck him
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>>44718042
that's pretty gay
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>>44718042
im American and have no idea what a stole is, are you sure that's the proper english word? because it sounds like xanthippe language
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>>44718042
would make a neat top
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>>44718059
it's like a fancy shawl
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wanna be my bf?
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>>44718101
are you trans
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Bush!
https://youtu.be/o3k8Toqr_lk
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You've caught them watching. Fat sagging faces, receding hairlines, shit taste, uncontrollable scruffy flab. Eyes darting, gazing. Stare into those eyes of a 25 year old and look. You'll slowly see the tear trying to scream "I didn't know death began so soon, I'm terrified and I don't even know how to talk about it."
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>>44718114
no, it's for my granny
she turned 90 this year, and I want to make her something special bc I haven't seen her in over a decade
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>>44718159
aww that's cute. and gay
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>>44718136
I like guys in that stage of maturity though
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He is knitting lacey panties right in front of you and telling you its a stole. Thats the joke and you guys are unironically falling for it lmao
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>>44718159
how hairy is your hole?
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why is gaygen so focused on crossdressers and trannies
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>>44718059
it's in runescape, it's bri ish luv
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Keep love for youth, and violets for the spring:
Or if these bloom when worn-out autumn grieves
Let them lie hid in double shade of leaves,
Their own, and others dropped down withering;
For violets suit when home birds build and sing,
Not when the outbound bird a passage cleaves;
Not with dry stubble of mown harvest sheaves,
But when the green world buds to blossoming.
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>>44718125
Love running my fingers through it
Surprised YT didn't age restrict it. Even without explicit nudity sometimes they'll remove or restrict it if they think people are getting off on it.
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need bf :(
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>>44718195
>gaygen
and its just slayer seething because he gets no play
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>>44718195
well since you brought it up who are the poony troon tunes? They should have papers and show us. Show us their papers
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>>44718101
stole/shawl is just called scarf in the u.s.
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>>44718281
it really isn't
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i'm so tired of being gay
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>>44718235
I love trannies bro wtf are you on about
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>>44718337
turn it off like texanon did, he now has a girlfriend
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>>44718373
no ass lol
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Eat those jelly donuts boys I'm going to be kissing cute trans girls
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>>44718377
shut up
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no bitches lol
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Boo hoo pooner larps and shids and cries at gay men. Gtfo
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>>44717118
Nah.
I just don't want filth involved honestly.
At most I'd entertain it while in the shower together.
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>>44718377
Oh wow it's that easy huh?
https://youtu.be/M2dVWQkbGzU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu-1OgiW6Cs
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at 30 all the cute guys are either taken or mentally ill poly degenerates
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there's a bob ross deck box
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>>44718485
The majority of gay men are single though
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>>44718496
says who
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u wish <3
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Delta
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>>44718498
That's what I've heard everyone say
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>>44718500
>balls
Sucky sucky :3
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>>44718494
Lmao
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if he didn't want me then why did he make me fall for him
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>>44718501
yes?
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>>44718524
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>>44718494
You should join like a community art thing or something
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>>44718523
thats called delusional obsession. if he wanted you youd know and he wouldnt be taking some others guys loads in his ass raw
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>>44718501
>Delta mtf
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>>44718526
unfortunately

>>44718537
delete that and burn your computer
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>>44718164
Jiggly butt cheeks...
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>>44718544
why do you hate trans people delta?
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>>44718544
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>>44718536
>delusional obsession
Sounds like an 11/10 on the wanting something scale to me but maybe there's like a stack overflow error or something
https://youtu.be/1mXCQ8FN40U
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>>44718537
he kinda looks like Ke$ha wtf
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>>44718568
they can want all they want. yearning is one thing but unrequited obsession is another simple as
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>>44718494
AI is evil
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yji6m9R75jQ
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>>44718653
https://www.youtu.be/hEoRDzO5W3o
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>>44718598
Yea it's like a force of nature
https://youtu.be/hVyjLwKnOCk
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Just fugged some hairy hole and it smells like badussy in this house now holy hell
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Does anyone else find guys dressing or behaving unironically and blatantly slutty to be a turn-off?
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>gay death doesn't ex-
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>>44718733
>people don't look the exact same at 60 as they do at 20
I'm shocked, sir. shocked an appalled!
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>>44718733
a rough 5 years
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>>44718778
We know :(
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hairy hole is gaydead hole. It swells and rots and that hideous stubbly staining, bumps and withered hole lips looking like foid twat
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>>44718717
if i'm looking at a guy with monogamous eyes i do
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>>44718792
how would you know? you don't have sex
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>>44718717
That's the casual filter working as intended
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>>44718851
https://youtu.be/E-M376Armtk
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>>44718823
lmao got him
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watching this new orleans parade every other gay guy looks like he's on meth... the rumours are true
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>>44718733
That's probably at least a 30 year difference
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it's like forcefem
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>>44718910
Now go outside yourself because the internet is lying to you
https://youtu.be/z1xxdgtWxmw
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>>44718930
what is
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>>44718931

I rather only experience gay people from a far distance...
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>>44718933
Joe Mama
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>>44718938
The distance of stalking them online lol
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>>44718938
BOO! I'M GONNA GET YA >:)
https://youtu.be/eFTLKWw542g
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Bing bang pow
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>>44718961
i don't stalk anyone but I thought it would be interesting to see what this southern gay pride thing is like online, but as everyone has been saying about the LGBT crowd from the beginning, it's all so cringe
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I have deep maternal instincts to nurture my man. Do you feel the same way?
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>>44718933
gay sex
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>>44718983
if my man can't heal himself, i'll discard him respectfully, like a wounded puppy, with a gunshot wound
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>>44718910
Why are they having pride today?
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>>44718973
Did you party yesterday deb
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>>44718993
Within reason
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>>44718980
It's all cringe any of the professionally gay stuff. I've always liked the idea of not appearing gay or advertising that I like males.
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>>44719001
ataboy
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>>44718733
aging is evil, nature is cruel
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Friday night, you and your boys went out to eat, oh
Then they hung out
But you came home around three, yes, you did
If six of y'all went out, ah
Then four of you were really cheap, yeah
'Cause only two of you had dinner
I found your credit card receipt
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>>44718746
Honestly I love nudes like this where the cock and balls are tastefully hidden.
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>>44719002
There's something that so demonic about the way gay people walk. I don't walk like them so maybe I'm not even gay. The way they walk doesn't even look normal. It's like they have two left feet.
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>>44719013
https://youtu.be/iH3K2rkkU7g
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>>44719021
They do actually have 2 left feet I've seen them get stuck like an NPC in a game where they just walk in circles for hours untill they smell some penis wafting in the distance and it snaps them out of their malfunction
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Its like if you have hairy hole or over 20, you have to set those people down and say look, you had a good run, its time to think about the future. Joke's over, we get it, you were a funny guy but its time to try to catch up to the other guys. You mention some of their gay friends eventually married women, maybe economics don't work out, they get the point. Time to put away all the rainbow toys
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>>44719021
It's cause they have prey gait. Straught men have apex predator gait.
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Tops have a longer life expectancy than bottoms do.
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>>44719021
https://youtu.be/dL0pKU3uSCA
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Tops have a longer shelf life
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>I don't like the way gay people walk
https://youtu.be/UmtuRRhtGQw
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Twink sex arse
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>>44719057
>>44719072
it's making me nervous and now i'm going to have to ask for a guy to send me a video of him walking before i want to meet up...
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I mean its ok to like what you liked when you were trying things out but at some point you have to be realistic. Is this really how you saw this shaking out. You don't have to keep doing this. What kind of normal man would want a 25 year plus old or hairy asshole? You got duped, its ok, it happens. So it didn't work out, life goes on. But they can't see what they're becoming
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I learned how to walk like a straight man by holding his hand while walking.
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Ok I'm bored going to do something else now, one last song and I'll even just do the lyrics since the music video will make boomers do the satanic panic thing
https://youtu.be/p17PQgMrrUM
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>>44719164
gently running my fingers through his pooper
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>>44719187
I just feel with older guys you get what you get, they aren't programmable or moldable into your liking...they are stubborn and stuck in their ways.. young guys are play-doh, and with the right man they can be molded into something more beautiful even if they are bratty
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>>44719164
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has to do with the neuroplasticity of the brain which slows down around the age of 25
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>>44719248
The brain keeps changing and developing after 25 too. People underestimate this a lot.
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Hello, good afternoon! I hope you're having a pleasant Sunday.

>>44717392
Is this normal?

>>44717471
Hi Anon do you want to talk about something?
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>>44719267
I hardly see older people make drastic changes... do you? maybe with weight loss and the help of ozempic but that's about ti
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>>44719275
I've seen older people make significant progress in music lessons and stuff. It takes longer to learn but it's very possible
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18-25 are the most important years to build a sold foundation are you're just screwing yourself for the long-term
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>>44718983
I have feelings I don't understand but I've also never been in a relationship so maybe they're feelings for a bf but I don't know it yet.
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>>44719286
Autism, depression, and then COVID took most of my life milestones from me. I'm 29 and don't really see a way out of this because of that. Honestly not sure I'll stick around much longer after my mom
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>>44719298
does your mom and dad want you to have grandkids? I feel like this is really common with Latino families, they always want more kids.
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You weak, pathetic fools.

Did you really think you could get rid of me? This is my general. I rule this shit. The harder you try to usurp me, the stronger my resolve becomes.
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>>44719303
it sucks how people struggle and everything meant to help older adults is always geared to finding them temporary work and not really helping them with the mental and emotional aspect of their struggles and anxieties, and psychologists all suck these days and are all fraudulent and just drug up everyone because they don't want to do their fucking job
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>>44719304
No, I've never been told that or questioned why I don't have a gf or ever pressured into getting one. I've seen that from other people though.
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Uhu... Mhm... Zzz...
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>>44719341
I find that there seems to be more resources for older adults as in 55+ than for people between 21ish and 55. There are lots of very cheap houses in 55+ age restricted communities.
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>>44719353
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>>44719248
https://youtu.be/7OrNKnweutU
They actually make a pill for that now
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>>44719220
ohhhh yes some brats need spanking into shape alright
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>>44719359
yeah there are resources for those in their retirement years but the liklihood of social security being around when were that age is very slim...
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>>44719318
How are you doing? Did anything come of your ex adding you on facebook?
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>>44719377
Ben? Is that you Ben?
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>>44719362
how would you like a kiss right on that puss? Hm?
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Did you watch the toxic yaoi film?
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>>44719377
nyoo pls
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>>44719403
heartstopper?
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>>44719403
who
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>>44719403
https://youtu.be/13bHgZPtJ7Q
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>>44719395
I accepted his request but he didn’t message me.

I’m doing good overall. Just recovered from another depressive episode.

I got put on Prozac and Ambien.
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>>44719461
Groovy
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>>44719268
My Sunday has been not so eventful. I hope things are going well for you Marina? family is important. Have you still been going on those night errands of yours? I'd love to chat about stuff if you're up for it.? |*dωd)ノ
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>>44719452
No the Coyote V Acme movie. I watched it yesterday, it was pretty decent. Not the best movie from the year by any means but I had a fun time with it.
>>44719461
Nice tunes thx for sharing Debbie (*’-^)惎
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tfw no cowboy bf
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should i shave?
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>>44719530
yes
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>>44719530
no
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>>44719506
Who?
https://youtu.be/PVyS9JwtFoQ
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Its like ok we are talking about assholes, right? Lets do the math: You have so many male assholes in the world, right? Now few of them are pretty, but those are under 20, and then theoretically remove the minors. Some would remove the brown ones already. Just saying thats how some count pretty. So you have a very few pretty male assholes out of all those male assholes. And you're over 22 and trying to make me think there is something wrong with my eyes, that that tangled, stained bumpy old hole is what guys are shopping for. Some are, right. Now look at who they are. Now they're "bears," right? Was that really part of the plan? Twenty three years old are you goddam kidding me? I'm supposed to apologize for not being hole blind? Get that hairy old hole away from me you furry gaydead sonofabitch
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>>44719562
I've seen 25yo buttholes that look like 18yo buttholes
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Deltiva
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>>44719562
Write a song about it, no need to be a sore loser
https://youtu.be/q-JfLMz8QNI
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>>44719530
No, babe
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For zoomers, a twink is someone that invades you in dark souls with end game gear
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>>44719560
Wait that's the origin of your name (;ļ¾Ÿāˆ‡ļ¾Ÿ)? I had no idea, I thought it was cause you were "based" or something. What is the song "Debaser" even about?
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>>44719723
And this is what it looks like in reality
https://youtu.be/oyA8odjCzZ4
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>>44719753
Glad you asked, it's about this movie that I've never seen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Un_Chien_Andalou
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tfw nobody is sticking their cock in my ass right now
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fuck it, i accept my body has feminine curves.
i gained weight from in the hospital too.
but it's OK to be have a different body shape.
i am unique not ugly.
however i will lost weight again. my fem body can't be fixed but i will improve what i can and be grateful to be me.
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And to the dude from here that beat me in elden ring pvp like 50-1 go fuck yourself lol if I was you and read this I would be cackling
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Timurina Diva
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Hoping I didn't get herpes from the demon twink
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https://youtu.be/oXp8Th41rBs
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>>44719530
You have very kissable lips sis. Mwah
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>>44719562
who hurt you sis?
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Okay so there was this guy and he wanted to crush mr pancakes boy pussy so he made plans with mr pancakes to crush his puss right? Well this guy was a farmer and it turned out that one of his pregnant cows was sick so he couldn't come and I told my friend about it and my friend said he probably fucked the cow and got it pregnant ;_; this is what happens in winnipeg...
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>>44719286
Nah I turned my life around at 28. I beat somebody up and set boundaries so they wouldn't cross me anymore. Their toxic behavior has been very minimal ever since.
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>>44720166
Erm
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>>44720166
Do you think this guy turned back because he was missing his cow?
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>>44720219
Yes probably cause men these days like fucking cows for some reason and not mr pancakes they would honestly rather be with a cow
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>>44719887
That's awesome :)
Hope you get in great shape and love yourself as much as your bf does
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why
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>>44720388
Fluoride in the water
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>>44720388
Because AI is going to take everyone's jobs and the climate is being destroyed and there are children starving and being bombed aaaaand some reeeeeaally weird science stuff going on and everyone just cares about their own personal lives
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>>44720325
i hope so. i will try.
when i complain about myself too much he holds me and kisses me to make me shut up.
it's so amazing.
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>>44720251
If you mean a thick stacked woman yea fair, if you mean an actual cow then I'd give you a shot first. I hope that makes you feel better.
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Not really sure where else to ask this

I am in my early 30s and have noticed the past few weeks I am constantly horny. I will masturbate, climax, and then within like an hour or two I will have the urge to do it again, and that will repeat nonstop the whole day

Is there some kind of hormonal change that happens in your early 30s that could be the explanation for this? I also just recently started to notice my hairline beginning to recede a bit and I'm wondering if that's correlated
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>>44720452
>Not really sure where else to ask this
Have you tried a doctor? Or another horny 30 year old?
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>>44720440
No i mean a literal bovine animal these men would rather suck on udders and get on that big backed beautiful bodacious bovine behind
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>>44720502
>Have you tried a doctor?

Like what kind? urologist, endocronologist, etc?
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>>44720452
nothing about early 30s in particular no, your test starts dropping from peak levels in your mid 20s, athletic performance can peak in early 30s, but if you haven't changed anything about your diet or exercise then the only thing i can think of is you found some good porn that you are addicted to at the moment
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>>44720517
Ask your insurance company
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once a bottom, always a bottom
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Erm im scared
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>>44720558
You should be. Cats are taking our sporting jobs and that's literally communism.
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AI is mind cancer on par with abrahamic religions if not worse
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My diva cup is full henny
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>>44720658
Erm ai changed my life... In real life im just plain old mr pancakes... but in ai land I am the QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE
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>>44720671
She looks like a hot lesbian that likes a little d on the downlow
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>>44720452
something like this happened to me but i’m pretty sure it’s just better mental and diet and all that
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diet being the big one really shocking how much better quitting slop can make one feel
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>>44720658
Can you draw mr pancakes fucking himself with a shit dildo and theres shit all over his hands and mouth and smeared all over the floor... I tried to ask ai to make it but it wont generate scatological content because its made by homophobes
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Paige has progressive lenses and astigmatism that means her eyeballs are shaped like footballs
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>>44720776
which is as american as can be and america is the greatest nation on earth
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Gay men will survive homophobia, family pressure and societal expectations just to be defeated by a man who responds ā€œkā€ after three paragraphs.
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>>44720658
can you draw mr pancakes getting shot in the neck like charlie kirky
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>>44720811
K
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I want to fuck someone's ass though for real.
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>>44720887
daddu
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trans music and the desire to exist
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>>44720924
Hi son. Get in dads bedroom ok
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fat bussy bottoms
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>>44720452
No that's a normal healthy male condition sis. You just need the keep yourself busy so you can stave off the horny thoughts temporarily.
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>>44720972
The fertile soil for my seed.
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>>44720972
what does it matter. if he doesn't want me then no one will have my buss.
i'll stay celibate for life i'm already 11+ years volcel, what's another 50 more
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i can tell this guy im seeing doesnt wash his ass in the shower how do i bring it up to him? also what makes people not wash it? i never understood
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>>44721049
I want your butt sis. For the next 2 hours.
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how does one acquire a gymnast bf?
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>>44721066
Putting your hand into your butt crevice to clean it is icky. Men try to avoid putting dirty things like poop near their hands.
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>>44721075
Go to the gymnasium sis. There's bound to be homosexuals there.
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>>44721076
its not like its caked in shit besides you use soap
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>>44721085
I went once and it was all women hmmm
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>>44719248
honestly idk if i believe this cus i feel like i learn faster at 26 than i did at any age before 19. i still feel pretty darn sharp, like ive been studying for actuarial exams and its a breeze. made tetris in python in 2 days after not programming for at least a year too (not just the basics, it has wall kicks and SRS rotation system as well as bag rng)

>>44719303
relatable. im super delayed for every reason you listed + homeschooling + crippling social anxiety
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Let's get physical, physical
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>>44721098
You might need to wait until they turn 18 then. Gymnastics is more focused in younger people.
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chubby twinks
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>>44721094
Tell him "Hey brother. You got some dookie in your shitter. Clean that shit up. Respectfully."
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>>44721164
i'm 36, i'm not a
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anyone whos too scared to wash their ass needs to install a bidet
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this is the only place where i feel young at 26
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My ideal top is jackfilms
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>>44717118
i JUST know Jeb has that sweet and sour type 2 peess.
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my ideal top is
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>>44719248
You act like we lose the ability to learn right after we turn 25 and we are unable to learn new things after 25 and we become stuck in our old patterns until the day we die. Neuroplasticity is basically a muscle. If you're someone who is constantly learning new things, you keep your brain muscle strong and elastic. You don't lose the function of your arm or leg muscles until you're very old and sick. If you keep working your muscle will stay strong sis.
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That little sissy sports player who was on Down Under vs the World needs to play austrian football on my dick if you know what I mean.
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>>44721216
Austin Wolf
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>>44721239
no
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>>44721220
yeah like if you can't learn new things well after 25 then how the hell would all those math phds doing research survive? they are doing retardedly hard shite constantly lol
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>>44721244
You're born knowing as much math and you'll ever know and "teaching" math is simply unlocking your place in the collective unconscious. Google "hard hairy man cocks" to learn more and make sure safesearch is off.
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is love a delusion?
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>>44721292
Its got to be real https://youtu.be/fI569nw0YUQ?si=hTAE3LHNF2eHMHU7
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>>44721216
5’6ā€ 125lb strict bottom
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can't wait to see who plastique gives a makeover next
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>>44721292
Yes it is hormones making you make irrational decisions sis.
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>>44721292
It's a drug, literally, like your body dumps chemicals in your blood
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>>44721309
you forgot "hung" and "sub"
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>>44721292
no, it's a place
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We need a giigi piss power rankings list I think somes would surprise us.
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>>44721332
it's a downpayment
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I know love is real because my cats told me they love me
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Ooof when there's a bit of a crunch xOx
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Cramchy man piss <333 What you'res favorite color
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i want bf
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>>44721445
I like when his piss is red henny
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Once I used shit as lube to stick a sharpie inside my piss slit
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i want slave
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>>44721505
>>44721505
>>44721505
Migrate
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>>44721500
master..
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thank god
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>>44721739
Thank the janny sis
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>>44721746
fuck that he does his job one time and i’m supposed to suck his blown out ass
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https://youtu.be/T3XY6FPrbuM
I am not a janitor or moderator and never have been, be glad that someone does it for free
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New

>>44721762
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Because Mr Pancakes is retarded and the jannies clearly hate him.
>>44721760
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Choose my sleepy thread it's more wholesome :3
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>>44721769
Delet
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>>44721780
Actually I made my thread 5 seconds before the other guy. So technically I was there first. But we can choose the Eddie Hall thread if you guys would rather. I dont really care.



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