What would you do if a seal came up to you on the beach and said she wanted to "seal the deal" and trade you a seashell for any food?This is a very rich figurative exporation of gender, btw, I'm not talking about an actual seal... use your head, okay? Like I know seals like food, but that's not the point.......Basically, do you think trans girls should be granted a seal assistant by the government?
>>44731998I want a pet seal to cuddle with on the couch and feed it fishies :3
>>44731998i want a sealmoder plushie
>>44732062Yes,,, their bodyfat makes them very cuddleable uwu uwu
>>44732097Listen...........................clubbing is NOT ALLOWED in these threads...........*angry seal image*
>>44732123but what if sealmoders go clubbing?
>>44732140>a sealmoder flopping and honking on the dance floorOk, that's cute. But I must shleep. I hope to receive much insight in the morning!
>>44731998get therapy retard
>>44732094Me too
:3
>>44732606penguinmoder and sealmoder are friends tho :3
Hi OP I'll keep you company. Post another sealmoder.
Do seals allowed to eat sour cream and onion chip's
>>44732628omg yes
Do sealmoders sometimes wear sunhats?
>>44731998Is one shell worth five sand dollars? I would help her open a store on the beach!
>>44732830hehehe probably :3
>>44732907>pretty shells here! :3
>>44732972seal sells seal shells!
>>44732094me too
>>44732597Aw the sealmoder gets a icecream! X3So much cute sealmoder art!Thanks for protecting me from the vacuum the other day :3c
>>44733664i dunno what to fen ;-;
>>44734153I'm sorry I made another sealmoder thread, I know we've had a lot of them lately ;~;I hope /lgbt/ doesn't hate me... ;~; ;~;
>>44734195>suddenly sealmoders...
>>44734281>see a sealmoder laying on my towel>she seems to be asleep>see her open a single eye for a peek at me!>she starts pretending to snoreThe beach towel pirate strikes again!Ok I gotta nap though... gimmie a sealmoder to cuddle :3
>>44734401yay :3
>>44734486*cuddles YOU!* X3Ok, here I go, thanks for the seals, see u soon :3
>>44734195I like the threads. I would reply mooore but I have work
>>44734401:3
>>44734401
>>44735825awrrrr.... she can have whatever she wants! X3 <3>>44735835she floppin'! X3>>44735158Awww thank you so much, that makes me feel so much better :3cAlmost as good as AIBoymoderArtChan's art makes me feel :3c :3c
>this thread
>>44736018maybe this
>>44736019Cute! Happy! Content!>>44736025uh ohhh looks like someone's thinkin' about joining the mischief gang!! >:3>>44736032Yes, humans love sealmoders :3
>>44736160hmmm i think sealmoders cant quite grasp mischief in a same way a foxmoder does it. perhaps they are just opportunistic
>>44736276Look at those pretty blue eyes! X3So....... what's for dinner? *flings dish at you!*
>>44736319leftover pizza :3
>>44736349wut toppings? :3cI think I remember you saying.... you liked.... green peppers, mushrooms and tomatoes? :3
>>44736460hmmmmmm... i do like green peppers and mushrooms but my perfect pizza would be pepperoni, jalapeño, red onion and döner kebab.what about you?
>>44736460>pizzacat
>>44736577Oooh, shipshy chiggen :dI like jalapenos too! I would have what you're having, but instead of the doner kebab I would have lotsa green olives and black olives. Olives taste sooo good! :d :d :d
>>44736604hmmm... it has been a while since i had olives in a pizza. i like olives but for me they are more of a salad thing. i love my pizza spicy tho :3
>>44736661>when mom brings home pizza uwu
>>44736689>watch our silly dance!!hehe i actually prefer pizza to burgers. i like wings too. it's hard to say what's my favorite fastfood...but it's late. i gotta sleep :3
>>44736730Anything I can put buffalo sauce on is the best :dcOk, I hope you have a nice comfy sleep! ^~^/ *carries u to ur little bed*
telling boymoders you can only have two slices is cruel
>>44732645Seals need better than generic brand
>>44737702At that point you're just full-on italianmoding!>>44737719Agreed... sealmoders deserve nothing less than the BEST >:c
>>44737843bueno
>>44737702They can have the whole pizza
>>44740630HAVE-A-DAPIZZA
>>44740979
>>44732153Sealmoder shouldn't leave the space heater on while she's asleep...
>>44741021Seals can surface for air without waking up so maybe she can do the same with the heater?
>>44741203>Surface for heatmoder
>>44736689>B-Kitsmachi
>>44741017that's the half of a pizza
>>44741017She's italianmoding!! So precious! X3>>44741021Then how is she supposed to stay warm? :c
sealmoder found a beach ball and wants to play with youuuu
>>44743052>pls play :<
>>44743052Oooh I like this one! :D
>>44743273*softly* I'll play with you, sweetieheart... ;~;
sealmoders yay
>>44743335perhaps a little sickmoding.... gotta rest :<
>>44744689*furiously coddles you!!*Drink lotsa fluids!! D:
>>44745140gotta enjoy hot drinks :3good night :3
>>44745561Nighty night! I hope you have a warm, restful, recovering sleep! ^~^>>44745573XD This is so cute!!! Her towel now!! >:3
>>44731998I want to go clubbing with my SEAL
>>44745774^~^(as long as it isn't too loud or too many flashing lights!)
creating boymoder ai slop should sentence you to a forehead branding that says male
>>44746590Wrong
>>44746716Wrong
creating boymoder ai slop should sentence you to a little seal sitting in your lap and flopping around (it's ok it's a tame one that doesn't bite)
>>44732623u should do a comic where the seal moder shows up to trade and slide around together
>>44746780a seal should be in the water not in some dysgenics lap. trannies hate animals too?
i love slopmoder threads genuinely. please dont let weirdos bully you away from here.
I also appreciate the threads op, they're cute even if I don't usually interact with them
i hate slopmoder threads genuinely. please let epic chuds bully you away from here.
>>44731998>bovy
>>44731998Beat over the head with rock and eat
>>44747197based 'nadian
>>44747016Bovy?
>>44746973
i love sealmoders
>>44749210beavermoder is MAD and IN TEARS because you don't think she's a cuddly amphibious mammal!
>>44749275i love beavermoders too
>>44749304*shlaps tails**proud*
>>44745600vitamin c and zinc are a miracle cure. i feel a whole lot better already :3
>>44731998>Basically, do you think trans girls should be granted a seal assistant by the government?what?Is making nonsensical statements your thing?
>>44749884Seals just learned how to make hypotheticals
>>44750317>should be granted a seal assistantwhat even is that? An assistant? why would you need an assistant?Or is that euphemism for sex partner?
>>44751044Seals are like emotional support animals, only you don't own them and they can come and go as they please.
>>44751070>Seals are like emotional support animals, only you don't own them and they can come and go as they please.At least they can't do as much mischief in the house as foxmoders or catmoders as they flop along the floor. Only Turtlemoders are easier to handle because you can flip them upside down on their shell for a time out if they get into a baking frenzy or something.
>>44751070>don't own themBut the government does, and can grant you one?I can't tell if you're slow or larping as a little kid.
>>44749275i think beavermoder should just join the 41% already
>>44749844That's great!! ^~^*big headpats!*
>>44751287>turtlemoder>taking things on my own pace>>44751404yay. but gotta take it easy...
>>44751803she SLOW X3Reminds me of snailmoder! I'm sad I didn't save any of those drawings ;~;
>>44751964Here's a slow kitty!
>>44751803even though she has a cozy shell to retract her head into, she still insists on wearing a hoodie too
>>44751803Girlmoder would constantly try to flip her over! And maybe make TurtleModer Soup!
>>44752534It's like a natural No Booli box!
>>44752546Girlmoder Shredder??
>>44752534well, no harm being extra secure>>44752546now that is just cruel :c>>44752550exactly!!
>shlap the ice with their sticks>shlap the ice with their tails>shlap the puck>just standin' around goin' shlap shlap shlap and not even playing the game X3
>>44752844Do you think they like air hockey too?
>>44752844shlap shlap :3>>44752970>:3
>>44753211>Daft Punk beaver
>>44753211so cute and intense!
>>44752970yesh :3>>44753211As illustrated here! ^~^Clack clack clack clack clack!!! X3This is the kind of sports drama that /lgbt/ needs!~
>>44754508hehe yeah!but i gotta sleep... have a lovely rest of your day :3
>>44754574Awww cute cuddles! X3I hope you have the best sleep! Good night! ^~^
>>44754574Are beavermoders and sealmoders even in the same environment?
>>44755602i think some freshwater seals could be
>>44755602I beat sealmoders would enjoy trading hocky equipment! or playing air hocky
>>44754574How did the seal get on the hammock?
>>44756126beavermoder built a hammock-access ramp :3>>44755862Maybe they could seal a deal about a special legless air hockey table :3
>>44756655the sealmoder just slides around in the ice rink
>>44731998https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_hunting
>>44757859no
>>44754574cuteeeeeeeeeee
>>44757818Seals like to slide too? That's so cool! :O>>44759346uwu
>>44759992
>>44760122Looks scary! ;~;
>>44760249is this sealmoding? (or maybe s[t]ealmoding >:3)
>>44760308Why does the AI have such a hard time with the idea of stealing a towel that someone is already laying on
>>44760308Awww that's an extra soft sealmoder! I love her! X3I always envisioned it like the people just let the seal have their towel because they didn't want to wake her up, cuz she's sleeping so peacefully, like a chubby little angel uwu
>>44760411you mean like in this pic? >>44735825
>>44760884Hehe, yeah, kinda!I like how the boymoder's half of the towel just disappears... it's like the universe saying "it's her towel now, hehe >:3"
>>44758614
>>44761052Please don't make these pics, seals are precious and must be protected ;~;Also I always pictured Bottomkun as being from San Francisco or Connecticut
>>44761052BOTTOMKUN NO!Put the club down and walk away from the seal
>>44761090>>44761163It’s ok he’s just protecting the seal
>>44761090>san FranGross>ConnecticutGod I wish
hehe sorry for being passive i think i have some sort of post illness exhaustion: 3
>>44762095*pampers, coddles and generally takes care of u* uwu
>>44763235hehe gotta go to sleep tho. ty for fun thread so far :3
>>44763235so....gn :3
>>44763661Night night! *hugs!* ^~^
>>44763412>>44763661Moms are the natural enemy of the mischief gang!!! D:<(these are so cute! X3)
>>44763661this rat is so cute
>>44764001ratmoders are always the biggest troublemakers! >:3
>>44764017seems trustworthy
>>44761163>BOTTOMKUN NO!>Put the club down and walk away from the sealYou're greatly overestimating Bottomkun's IQ. He truly has no idea what he's supposed to do with that.
>>44763412Somebody gave her too much sugar
>>44765173bottomkun is actually a genius with an IQ of 142
>>44766970what does he use that intelligence for?
>>44765004Actually ratcoin has a very strongly falling value at the moment and also for the past 2 years
>>44768645How much ratcoin do I get for 2 blocks of cheddar cheese?
>>44766970>bottomkun is actually a genius with an IQ of 142Bottomkun is a Quantum Idiot aka Quantum Genius
>foxmoder scribbles on the walls with a crayon
>>44768950Ooh boy, that's at least 4 ratcoins! (they're more valuable if you keep them to a small number! *nods!*)
>>44769182I love the power pose moder
>>44771371It scares all the boolies away! ^~^
>>44763672>>44763692didnt have much time today at all :<gotta go to sleep
>>44772057>>44772080All tuckered out from mischief? :3Ok good night! You earned a nice rest! uwu
>>44769182Bottomkun has the baffled look of the idiot and also the true genius who understands he knows nothing, while Boymoder is a smug Redditor who is certain she knows everything.
>>44772428
>>44761090It cracks me up when Bottomkun and Boymoder fight over who gets to sit next to the cute boy in their class. Bottomkun is normally so passive it's funny when he gets riled up.
>>447725633smug5me
>>44772057fox :3
>>44776097in reality the beach goers know she steals the towels but they get her more because it really makes her happy
>>44776097Omg look at all the towels!!!>>44776144People can be so nice sometimes :3
>>44776097wow
Normally I'm pretty wary that I might be talking to a fairy at any time but that seal looks like a gentlewoman.
>>44760308this creature goes like>hm nyes yes... :3>hm hm hmm... :3>*strange mumble*
>>44731998what kind of assistance?
>>44778441How could you ignore this sweet little angel?!? D:<>>44778309cute! X3>>44777273n... no....>>44777237waow :3>>44778497I'll be her friend, too! ;~;>>44779080They could get you fish! *nods!* And swimming lessons... And if you need someone to honk at you... there she is!
>>44779240:3
>>44779433>fish hairpinX3Sea puppy! So cute!Seals eat free! uwuB... but where did she get that little flag?
>>44779515i dunno :3
>>44779553Fish stocks = DEPLETED D:Sealmoders = HAPPI ^~^Humans = SETTLING FOR CHICKENI bet the fishers are so frustrated, hehe... as soon as they plonk one back in the sea, another two flop out onto shore!! XS
>>44779602:3
>>44779675>"Sort of looks like a girl seal, Captain">"Are ye daft, look at his hoodie! He's clearly labelled!"
>>44779755
>>44779675I hope she doesn't get stuck in that net :c
>>44780593they give her fish :3also gn everynyan :3
>>44779433shammon :3
>>44778497>>44778441>>44781679Cute
