qott: do you want a folding phone?
Folding my trans gf then filling her insides
Stop reminding me
stupid. i knew i should have restarted sooner in the run for a faster forest of hope. 3h2m rta and 12 in-game days to complete. i can do better. i can reach 11 day. where has my joy gone>>44745586im afraid of the screens breaking after like 4 months
i had a dream recently about something called waxy catties but i can’t remember what it was. if anyone has thoughts on what waxy catties may have been i’d love to hear it.
>>44745621Catx made out of wax and their tail is a candle
>>44745621Some sort of wax pad that covers the whole pussy for girls to shave down there in one swipe ?
>>44745621it's probably wax coated cats
>>44745613Rest in Peace to the 123 Pikmin we lost on the journey, their contributions will not be forgotten.
gay homo sex
europeans being clinically retarded and thinking everyone who speaks english no matter how batshit insane their accent is is american is so funny. like america is actually rent free in their heads. its like the false flag transgender bodycams
log off bro
>>44745621Could have been you were misshearing and they were waxy caddies. Which could be containers lined with wax for ease of cleaning or a guy who follows you around on the golf course re-applying wax to your waxed jacket.
>>44745642>false flag transgender bodycamsWhat is this?
>a guy who follows you around on the golf course re-applying wax to your waxed jacketrich people are not real
hey bronya. do you think after 10 years of doing capitalism the Chinese are ever like "wait I just remembered were communicst"
>>44745658he looks so kind here :)
>>44745659I imagine there's probably a lot of weird stuff like that we never hear about because they learned not to bring it up
Another thing about transgender Time addiction is their prevalence in computer and military industry (Time addiction) and prevalence of satanism (eternal slavery) in all three
vape nation
ray blanchard loves boymoders
>>44745679there would be pretty substantial, recent evidence of that, yeah
>>44745586qott i think they are fun but i need phone to last :/ delicate seam. but theyre so chic
>>44745661I dont think
i got news trannies
rape nation
>>44745694lol
>>44745712Gape nation
>>44745721lol
tragedy at work today, galatasaray is losing in fooball so all the turks are lamenting
>>44745637OK cite their names then, have some ACTUAL respect for the fallen
the concept of a transgender person living in an american state and your governor is a fucking muslim communist named abdul el-sayed lmao.could fucking never be california and thats why it's the greatest country that ever was or will be. only liberals allowed
>>44745667Fun fact. baby binturongs are called "bintlets"
>>44745757california is only good if you're richdon't you live in a shed with like 6 roommates?
>>44745768Binturong
i think I'm actually a retarded tranny not even in the haha larp way but in the cringe autism has substantial trouble navigating society way
>>44745790Mhmm yesss.
>>44745745Aaron, Abel, Ada, Adeline, Adrian, Aiden, Aisha, Alan, Alba, Alec, Al-Sayed, Alice, Alina, Amir, Amos, Andre, Anya, April, Archer, Ari, Ana, Arlo, Asher, Aspen, Athena, Atlas, Audrey, August, Ava, Axel, Bailey, Beau, Bronya, Bennett, Bianca, Blair, Blake, Bodhi, Blaire, Brandon, Briar, Brooke, Caleb, Callie, Camden, Cara, Carter, Casey, Cecilia, Celeste, Charlie, Clara, Cole, Cora, Cyrus, Daisy, Damon, Daniel, Daphne, David, Dean, Delilah, Diego, Dominic, Eden, Elena, Eli, Elias, Elise, Eris, Ember, Emily, Emma, Enzo, Ezra, Felix, Finn, Fiona, Flora, Frances, Gabriel, Gaia, Gavin, Rick, Gideon, Grace, Griffin, Hannah, Harper, Hazel, Henry, Hugo, Ian, Iris, Maiq, Ivy, Jack, Jade, Jasper, Jay, Jonah, Josie, Jude, June, Kai, Kara, Keira, Knox, Lana, Leo, Levi, Liam, Lila, Lily, Luca, Steve, Mason, Maya, Miles, Mira, Noah, Nora, Owen, and Jean-lucBless their souls, they will be missed.
>>44745768https://voca.ro/15uslYQQD36Y
>>44745796i wish that society was organised in a way that was easier for you to navigate
I got a letter for a *looks at card* John luck pickert
>>44745802they fucking killed me
>>44745815thank you
>>44745821One of you, there exists many different realities all with a different bronya. such is the case for the multiverse.
if you were a pikmin which one would you be? i think i would be yellow cause im a good listener and can jump high
i’m so upset
>>44745845Purple. Definitely Purple.
>>44745847sup
>>44745847why
>>44745802o7 except to Bronya and Blaire
>>44745802who are these people
>>44745847hi so upset
>>44745862>>44745860people are mean and i don’t have any friends
Blanchardism is correct by the way
https://voca.ro/135EP9PntHC4
>people are meanactual chilx
Took a nap and I’m still horny
>>44745876hi
>>44745884Be a good girl and open wide for your medicine!
>>44745884Do you want some chicken noodle soup?
>>44745802No Anastasia. I’m good
>>44745897i dont trust this..>>44745898i already had some this morning..i might eat some leftovers now and have more hot chocolate later
>>44745877110% same I'm here because of that too.now sit down in the retard circle, make yourself at home and help yourself to a tee, you'll feel better :)
>>44745834bronya everywhere forever
Rank the top three bronyas
spacetimeya
bronya would be a blue cause she’s wet and talks a lot
>>447459141. bronya2. Anonymous (bronya)3. tenga
>>44745917https://voca.ro/19uLLNQdrrJi
rach would be white because she’s small frail and toxic
>>44745919I personally like boynya the most
sardas would be a red because she is fiery and has a big nose
>>44745908thanks i was doing really well with self improvement but now i don’t care. i’m fine being alone when things are good, very hard otherwise
>>44745845red because I have a little spice>>44745866What Ever. What Ever>>44745916Reed because I have a little slice >>44745915it has been difficult lately because the skinny apocalypse has resulted in losing my curves also. need more massive bodies at the function>>44745914boynyathat time I detrooned for attentionthe canonical bronya deadname that I forgot. Wasn't it literally fucking elowen or some shit that fucking bog body wants to be me so bad it's crazy
>>44745922You are strange
>>44745917At first I went no fren but then I settled on fren
steve would be a glowing kind cause he’s a fed
Kitten get the belt. Daddy doesn't like his great vault gear.
>>44745936Rach can you wish me good luck on my job interview I'm really nervous and my outfit for the mixer is kind of wakanda forever
>>44745939i get so much mileage from this quote
sarah would be a rock one cause she hard and sturdy
>>44745916>>44745922>>44745930What are you talking about?>>44745935Boynya was so peak. It’s a shame she died
>>44745940does there have those
ana would a bulbmin
>>44745945daddy please stop using black tar heroin the reppers get so angry and I have to Google a bunch of new slurs
at the gym every 15 minutes or so my swedish boss erupts in a sort of yell or scream at the gym, or elsewise song. sometimes he just goes "LALALALALA" really loudalso he was just telling my turkish boss about how he won in fortnite yesterday and then had to explain what fortnite was
>>44745933feel ya. Wtv the meanies said u'll get over it :)
beepy would be a wing one cause she can fly
>>44745953all things must pass
>>44745962I looked this up and now I’m crying
Wokes like to say that art should art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable and chuds always say "yeah what about muh slurs" but really the only art that fits the bill is bnwo tranny porn
everyone else would not be a pikmin because we are out of types
>>44745962surely bulbmin has to be bulbanon
>>44745935u lost weight?? holy crap congrats!
>>44745946Good luck, and remember, when you are walking around try not to walk like Dr. Frankenstein's assistant. Stand up straight, hold your head high and be confident.
>>44745973if I'm ever in a situation where I have to explain fortnite to someone I'm faking a medical emergency. and it would be very believable too I've always had a gift
next time you have to answer me faster so i don’t assign them. you have been warned
https://strawpoll.com/LVyK2N56RZ0ALERTALERTINCREDIBLY IMPORTANT POLLVOTE *IMMEDIATELY*
>>44745974thanks <3
i bet mamo is smoking trees rn
>>44745981its a good one to get right. i think they're everyone's favourite. i get sad that you can't really keep them around i want to protect them
Sales interviews are an amazing whitepill when youre good looking. I was offered a job today and told people would love me because of my stature and demeanor. Probably not gonna take it but it's always nice to hear
>>44745995don't say that.... it's a real betrayal of all my long held principles.... im frustrated with myself about it. but it does make my life much easier. which makes me even more mad>>44746001did she have an assistant???
>>44746009when youre sick stop counting calories until you're betteryour body needs FOOD
>>44746024>I'm 30, unemployed, and looking for jobs at the mall
>>44746030Yea, Igor
okay the vote is overwhelmingly to eatfinefine i will eat fine fuck fine>>44746031yeah yeah..
>>44746009as a fellow eating disorder enjoyer I beg you to eat
>>44745935sardas is already red. you are blue>>44745936no im yellow>>44745953pikmin>>44745957they are in 4>>44745981sorry>>44745992who
>>44746036Seethe hon. I lost my virginity to a girl that asked me to hookup because I'm good looking
>>44746005he managed in like 30 seconds so idkthese are all millenials/early gen x fellas so they know what videogames arealso as im writing this my swedish boss erupts in song again
>>44745977Boynya will live in my heart forever>>44746018Is this a joke?>>44746050It’s okay!! <3
>>44746054>I lost my virginity in a hookupL after L
>>44746009>https://strawpoll.com/LVyK2N56RZ0Eat up goyette you need the fuel to survive this sickness
>>44746030sometimes you have to forgive urself for giving into peer pressure
There are things I need to do but I'm struggling to make myself so I think I will eat chips and play guitar
i lost my virginity to a family member that thought i was good looking too
>>44746050Why are you mentioning me in the thread out of nowhere? Are you on my dick?
>>44746054I'M CRINE
>>44746068you have a dick
>>44746067Oof. Sorry anon <3
>>44746068bro that's just agp
>>44746062Love is temporary. Looks are forever
>>44746091This level of IQ is why you're looking for jobs at the mall
>>44746068Hi rach! You should be on my dick!
>>44746091me when I try to be a tough guy on the four channel gay people forum
i love my boyish charm
He loves my tranny charm
Boyish charm is temporary. Tranny charm is forever.
Its honestly bueatiful that the peace, safety, and wealth of capitalism has succeded such that it has compleley neutered any sort of communist or socialist movement because the turmoil needed for it is just fundamentally alien to anyone living in a capitalist societythat whole translop fitter than fascist video is so tickling
>>44746098Post it in the soc chasergen
i am NOT charming
Trannastasia charm
I'm not sick but I'm still going to eat this candy
>>44745586I'm getting a motorola razr ultra in pink I think, I'm kinda sick of iphone. Plus a keyboard case :P
I'm deeply apologetic for my posts. I didn't realize being attractive is literally inconceivable to so many of you
drivelpsychotic drivel
>>44746135thats beautiful>>44746136thats beautiful>>44746142thats beautiful
>>44746135i want to fuck your hole til it falls out and you shit the bed
bro what U said was just kinda cringe desu
>>44746138hmmmm... maybe a z flip 7 idk
>>44746130Nooo!!!>>44746128I feel like any time I read your posts I only understand what you’re saying until like halfway through the post
>>44746106I love Emilia.
She is still self deprecating and telling me her life is over bro im just going to tell her to shut the fuck up and stop being a vapid bitch.
I haven't gotten enough protein today fuck my life fuck my shitty fucking life And most of all fuck Bronya fuck Bronya and her big fat juicy fucking job she keeps flaunting everywhereFuck her and that meaty wobbly job she just keeps shaking in my face Like I get it bitch you're so fucking employable in your little office siren dress and your slutty rectangular frame glasses nibbling on your fucking pen and your black stilettos pen.And i'm just a fucking unemployed little chud who could never dream to get his hands on such a soft silky fulfilling job as Bronya'sAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
i'm meta-attracted agp
>>44746152My hole falls out? Can that happen?
>>44746096waddup wulfy spiddums. Do you like anoles???????????? (anolis carolinensis)
>>44745904Wait you're Anastasia?
>>44746177Yeah it's called a prolapse don't look it up if you're eating red meat
>>44746158Pussy. Just like I thought...all talk.
i lost my virginity to don dada ._.
prolapse nation
>>44746177my theory is it will form a vacuum seal on my member and when i pull out you come with me
i look like this but in a dress
I lost my virginity to rach midway through his sissy hole prolapsed and fell out on my dick#BBC
>>44746178https://voca.ro/1g5CN8X808N2
>>44746182Ana aka Anastasia aka Aura>>44746183Wait for real? How does that happen? How does one fix it if it happens?>>44746186Well you should already know I’m just a little bitch>>44746194Oh…
>>44746172convince her she’s stupid
>>44746206>How does one fix it if it happens?Surgery lol you can't just put it back in
transbians try not to raid every single tranny space in existence with fetish posts challenge>difficulty: impossible
>>44746206Do you like being known as the poster who's word has no meaning or value? Like anything you say can just be tossed aside as nonsense.
>>44746217I figured. That’s awful. I’m scared of butt sex now :(
>>44746142Are you a grown man posting like this?
>>44746228I feel like that might already apply to me lol. Also I don’t post nudes anymore
>>44746217you can but it will slip out again if you push
>>44745908I like this post
>>44746240No im trans and somehow attractive. Retard. Of course I'm a man
>>44746253It does apply to you, clown.
>>44746264You post like a catty girl, that's why I'm asking
>>44746264Are you saying trannies are ugly? Why are you here then lol>>44746267I could be your clown?
>>44746264Get your anus cavity checked buddy i just prolapsed it
>>44746268
>>44746279Enough
I feel so lowMood swings from your brain getting used to being sober really suck
>>44746268Batty gyal i'd even say
>>44745988onto absolutely nothing
>>44746289EATSLEEP
how do i satiate the urge to kill people without actually doing it?
just log off
Balatromoding today
>>44745988This is Trannythé Chalamet from x.com right ?
>>44746298How do you feel about Time?
>>44745586Any women near Seattle looking for a boyfriend? >Qott: Nah, I want to spend less time on my phone, not more.
bro get zero rizz
I already ate too much today I tried to sleep but I couldn't I jerked off but it didn't helpI'm just laying on the floor thinking about all the meds in my cabinet but it's just a thoughtIt's a mood swing it'll swing back around it just sucks I wish I was not too inhibited to reach out to my sponsor
>>44746286Yes sir!!
>>44746319Yeah name's Laurelie, I'm 42, 5ft8 i got 3 kids from a past marriage, i'm a bit out of shape right now still have my beer belly but at least i do have a big meaty 8 inch gock
>>44746330Go to the gym bro
>>44746330Jerk off and watch the sopranos
>>44746319yah! what sorta stuff are you passionate about mr chaser?
>>44746330you are an actual neckbeard gooner
>>44746340>>44746356Back off he's mine
you know who else lives in seattle? Rick and morty
>>44746298torture a cute tranny! and if you mess up and kill her she'd probably be happy about it.
i want to have gay sex with straight men is that weird
>>44746298You get yourself a vr headset, you buy Blade & Sorcery and you spend hours killing people and impaling their corps and stabbing their corpse and cutting off their limbs and burning their corpses and swinging their corpses around and ... Well ... it's a really fun game.
>>44746364Neckbeard Gooner was my father
>>44746369cute trannies are the only good thing in this world
>>44746382I want really gay sex with a trans woman
the vibes are very weird today
>>44746391I want really gay sex passively with a trans woman
>>44746313Death to Chronos
>>44746382I used to do this with my ex, I miss it :(
>>44746402Almost. Except fighting Time is still humanizing it. We're abandoning the concept altogether
>>44746395they are yeah
>>44746340>>44746356>>44746366I'm 28, 5'9, redheaded, intelligent, fit. I'm passionate about getting outdoors (I go camping / backpacking / hiking every weekend), train martial arts on the weeknights, read a lot, love movies (embarrassing but I saw Nolan's Odyssey three times and I cried every time), and play games, mostly soulsborne. I have my own place and a good job I enjoy.
>>44746395probably you have psychosis
>>44746384it’s not real enough, i need to actually hurt someone
>>44746436and never for ME
>>44746445u can hurt me i wont even fight back
>>44746441exactly the sort of man that would be looking for a bepenised girlfriend
>>44746441>5'9
>>44746441>embarrassing but I saw Nolan's Odyssey three times and I cried every timeHey it's Laurelie sorry i'm not gonna lie but this is way too fucking gay even for me, good luck hun
can any cute boys or girls tell me im not big for ordering a breakfast burrito, or alternatively tell me that i am big for it but its hot and sexy, i am too gluttonous to be an anohon>>44745586qott: yeah, badly, that demo was sexy—good debut for ternus
mef is like 30 and still boymoding right? and won’t even girlmode around friends that he’s told he’s a tranny? let’s be real, out of all the trannies here i think mef is the least likely to “make it” in any capacity. passing potential doesn’t matter when you don’t act on it at all.
>>44746466the 5'9 gives it away
>>44746324called it from the first message btw
>>44746485what does making it even mean
>>44746466>>44746471>>44746476>>44746488It really is so over for me, and that's okay
>>44746461I'll fight for you so i can be the on to hurt you
If trannies can get ffs, you can get leg lengthening surgery
>>44746106in my mind you look like my cousin's ex-wife
maybe just don't talk like a desperate donkey?
>>44746441I'm also 28 and enjoy getting outdoors but working on getting better stamina for hikes (mostly go swimming with friends in the summer) I looove movies, I thought the odyssey was just a fun blockbuster though didn't blow me away. I also play games and have my own place. would you wanna drop discord and we could chat?
>>44746506it really be like that
What plastic surgeries should I get
>>44746441i totally would but i don't live near seattle
has anyone seen nightblade?
I'm 32, I'm 6', and I have never cried during a movie
>>44746510>>44746495Go pretty boy go you're 28 now it's your last chance before your boyvaries go bad
Has anyone seen dawgy?
>>44746494being, happy and successful in life and transition, and getting away from this board
I'm 25, i'm 6ft2 i cried like a total bitch during grave of the fireflies, I have 0 rizz and a dead end job, looking for a baddie.
>>44746527doggy is soggy and freaking stinks
>>44746519hey king you dropped this
>>44746527i plapped her
>>44746521Go? Go where? >>44746516Aw thanks>>44746510I don't have discord but I could make one! I purged all my social media this summer. Don't even have a LinkedIn anymore.>>44746519>>44746540The competition is fierce
>>44746485why does he look cute here but like a gay alien in other pics
>>44746576that’s the fake mef, the gay alien is the real mef
>>44746517they were rizzing bitches up last i heard. and chilling with don dada
>>44746583She looks good when she tries. You ever seen that pic of her in the sexy nun costume?
>>44746566whatever platform to message on that works best for you is fine with me, I'm also off of all social media besides letterboxd.
>>44746587i wonder if they're a top 5 daddy
>>44746505i think it is bad for your legs waking wise
>>44746592the problem is he doesn’t WANT to try
>>44746602she
No boymoding you're wearing heels
PM me on OSRS babe
>>44746540hi!
>>44746600nightblade of doomdeath said they were only 18 years old so they're unlikely to be a top 5 daddy
Mike Tyson always has a team of tard wranglers around to calm him down from a fit of rage or stop him from doing stupid shit.i need people like that in my life
>>44746626ill ask the don the next time he's here
>>44746507might fuck around and post myself then leave for like a week who knowsthe conversation i had with the other illness having anon made me think things
>>44746606doesn’t his tag say (he/him)? and do you really think he goes by she/her anywhere except here?
>>44745586Tranny here, if you losers can afford to spend $2200 on a phone you better be taking me somewhere nicer than McDonalds.
>>44746629That’s why I need a gf
i don't have any sympathy for people with tempers. if you can't control your anger and you prove you can't repeatedly, then in the name of a civilized world you need to either be imprisoned or euthanized.
>>44746633splendid. have you seen epicstyle?
>>44746649no :<
boymoding again today
>>44746648https://voca.ro/1opkcpHD9KXT
>>44746541Her hands must be sticky from all the zoomerslop lattes she makes>>44746550I believe you.>>44746639Ugh fine. Costco food court it is
>>44746656completely unrelated but have you seen poopanon?
thinking about getting fingered while sitting sideways on his lap making out sloppy style moaning into his mouth
>>44746681i think poopanon was hanging out in vc with autumn of astora and epicstyle but i'm not sure
>>44746692poopanon has no interest in a poophon like autumn
>>44746662who's this model
>>44746706i believe that's nightblade they/them
>>44746689Got a stiffy reading this
>>44746713>they/them
Thinking about tranny hole gooning my cock
>>44746629I heard he was bullied a lot growing up because of his lisp, grew up without a father, some random dude made him suck his dick when he was a kid, never saw his mom smile (his mom died when he was 16), and his 4 year old daughter died. His life sounds like pure suffering
127 days until ffs a power of 2 if i finish counting down to 0 in the operating roomi wish my mother approved of my ffs. she is morally opposed and it makes everything difficultbut ffs is going to save my life and hopefully she'll recognize that it fixed me afterwardsi can't wait to have a new chin and a new face. a new lease on life with brand new safety and security>>44746706swancowgirl, fashion blogger on insta
last night i was thinking about getting fucked w a gun to my head and i came rly hard but im not quite ready to unpack it
>>44746772What race was the man holding the gun?
>>44746772Okay Janice
>>44745586I want to impregnate Jade SladeAny tips?
>>44746674>Costco food court it isI'm trying to be mad at you, but I'm lonely enough that this sounds really nice.
>>44746739>swancowgirl>cheked her out>not trans>not even a cissoid thirst traphow boring
>>44746775i don't remember that part of the fantasy . i think that means it was inconsequential
I’m 5”8 and 119 lbs
>>44746823Ragdoll build
>>44746737pretty much. its ironic there's a bunch of guys out there somewhere who got to beat up Mike before he was big. He said his mom died before he made it, so she never got to see him make it, which is sad. she never knew. I don't know about the dick sucking thing but wouldn't be surprised. He was basically adopted by his trainer this old Italian guy named custom auto when he was like 16/17 and raised by him with a white family.
>>44746772i’m trynna fuck on you. i’m rizzing you
>>44746847omg hi autumn
>>44746596Do you have a telegram? That's the only one I still have now thanks to a few group chats I'm not ready to let go of.
>>44746823CoolI am 5'9 and 190 lbs
>>44746855who’s that? i’ve never heard of her. i’m nightblade they/them
>>44746872Bring back don dada
>>44746877i don’t know that guy. i’ve heard bad things about him. scary things
>>44746886Oh you're bitch made. You're pussy. You're a coward. I didn't know.
>>44746872tell us more about this nightblade character you made
>>44746893i’m a bad boy emo furry. you wish you had my rizz.
oh hi steve
>>44746895this post feels like you're humoring some kid who's playing make-believe like "that's cute, tell me about your character"
>>44746911imagine a future where the technology exists to manipulate your DNA and chang race in an instant. some 6'6 blonde haired blue eye viking comes up to you like "ma'am, pls open bob"
You are analI am sexTogether we are anal sexWrite your number here:
>>44746846>custom autoLMFAO. Cus D'Amato. He’s a VERY experienced and well-known trainer back in the uncdays. Probably why Tyson was really good at boxing. If I remember correctly, Cus trained a bunch of other prizefighters before Tyson
Would you call me if I gave you my phone number?
>>44746943yeah
>>44746943yeah sure
>>44746942cus was the best. he created champions. after doing it for so long he could somehow just tell seeing young Mike that he could make him great
Would you call me on my smellphone
i finished making my first plushy. pretty rough but only going to improve maybe
Would you let me sleep on your couch?
>>44746981this is really cool!
>>44746981https://voca.ro/17Aoll3sEc9A
>>44746983you seem nice enough but i don't know why you'd be in town
>>44746981Nice plushie. I heard your comic book classes finished a while ago btw. What’s the next step in your master plan?
>>44746981cool plushie cibi
>>44746996the only thing i have planned right now is work and eventually dying haha. but maybe im thinking in my head it would be cool to be an artisinal plushie maker if I could make a good living from it
should I lose weight big time?
>>44746994for the chaser conference
>>44747015i didn't know chasercon was near me this year that's cool
>>44746981Looks good
>>44746833Don’t kill me I’ll moan
>>44747008were all gonna die. enjoy what you can between now and then. sounds like you got a plan
>>44746981Make an etsy I'll buy 1 frog
>>44746737Yeah but Mike Tyson also raped a woman. So he deserve to go fuck himself and rott
>>44747037maybe in the future! I don't have the setup right now though to do that kind operation
>>44747019We did it just for youYou're going to give us a talk on how to attract trans women
>>44747008>work and eventually dying hahaAyup. Death and taxes>it would be cool to be an artisinal plushie maker if I could make a good living from itI’ve seen people do that. At conventions, people setup stands and sell custom plushies that they’ve made. There’s also etsy and ebay plushie sellers too
>>44747056what??? no one told me it had to prepare to be a keynote speaker.... shouldn't there have been an email or something??
https://voca.ro/1cVlxPsmdKkg
>>44747071It went to your spam but we assumed you saw it and now we're all waiting on you please don't let us down
>>44746364>>44746330"people" in here know "anonymous" wth
>>44747074Are you delirious?
Is a jar of pickles a good gift for a transgirlThey were on sale at the store so I picked up 4 of them
>>44747059do u go to conventions?
>>44747077oh god what time is it? i need to shower and put on pants
>>44747085https://voca.ro/12IorJP9yYHW
>>44747092Babe but there's no time for pants or a shower you need to get here right now
>>44747101okay im on my way!!!!
>>44746508>>44746324>>44746489???
>>44747048True
>>44746636what
>>44746793she isn't anything specialshe just has a look i like and would aspire to borrow
>>44746636I’m sorry if I made you think bad things the other day I have not been here all day myself I hope you are feeling better
>>44747132He's not even posing for the camera. This shot was taken candid as he went about his day same as every other.
yo mouse, give me the detes on classic+ since you think its real
>>44747148
>>44747155
this is what a freshly charged vibrator feels like
>>44747160https://voca.ro/18XrFf9Pgpv2
>You are charged with attempted destruction of government property
I met this smoke show tranny at a concert a while back and we talked a bit and on ig but just like in an oh you’re a cool person type way, I was taken at the moment. Anyway it’s been like 2 years and I just saw her both on Grindr and tinder. Should I just slide into her Instagram DMs orrrrr is it better to dm on grindr idk which is less weird I don’t even know what to say to her lol
>>44747165>Alex vibrator over a thong vid
>>44747170
>>44747175shes putting herself out there, give it a shot. just be yourself.
>>44747152i’m headed to bed now so ask me tomorrowafaik it seems that they’re gonna be changing a lot more than just vanilla with some tweaks. i’ve heard it takes place before the events of wc3 but idk how true that is. we find out more on saturday
>>44747189yeah i been reading about the dark portal (i know nothing about this other than orcs came out of it)gn mouse
Have you ever tried drinking raw egg whites + protein powder? I want to get my protein quickly because its 6:30pm and I havent eaten yet im really busy and dinner isnt until 9.Im worried these two ingredients will look like a big cup of cum, but I need the protein
>>44747189>i’ve heard it takes place before the events of wc3 but idk how true that is. we find out more on saturdayhmmmmmm
>>44747189Headed to bed at 8:00? What are you gay?
>>44747184https://voca.ro/1hI8IVNepYvb
>>44747200is your cum yellow?
>>44747216Mine usually is, at least a little. That's not a joke at all. I'm 32 by the way.
I DIDNT KNOW WINEMOM HAD SUCH NICE ASSGOTT DAMNTHATS A REAL PAWG
>>44747222you should drink more water
>>44747183this is genuinely how i get off
>>44747200A tip for drinking raw eggs, don't break the yolk. Crack the egg into a cup without breaking it and gulp it down whole. I used to drink 4 eggs every morning when I was bulking.
maria cookies taste like mexico and a neurodivergent BWC bull would be familiar with them bc they are wheat based just like animal crackers
>>44747224You saw the one on soc CG? Wish she would smother my face with that ass lol.
>>44747229When you get bored enough to document it
>>44747229some good tech is>get a soft throw blanket>put the vibrator under it>lay on top of ityour body weight will do the heavy lifting
>>44747227Us MGTOWs don't take advice from women
>>44747198thank you anon goonythe lore w/ medivh is pretty gud i like that guy
>>44747238I WISH WINEMOM WAS BOUNCING THAT BIG ASS ON ME. GOOOOOOTTTDAAAAAAAMMNNNN
>>44747216egg whites, just the whites.>>44747230Good to know, I managed to add around 100g of frozen fruit (Banana +strawberry), some zero sugar creamer, and sweetener. Its actually not that bad. Actually its really good. its relatively thick so its like a milkshake
Trannies should stroke like the agp sissies they are
>>44747264DCCAm I evil for preferring to date trans women over cis ones?
>>44747243brb
>>44747238yah that was amazing. best was the twerk she posted here once
>>44747275Should be alright, its just a preference.
i hate myself
>>44747270troons are less sexual nowadays and it's a shame
>>44747264Yea I keep my eggs and protein shakes separate. Just think of drinking a raw egg like taking a shot of liquor, crack it in the cup and gulp it in one gulp, repeat. I used to use Naked Nutrition mass gainer for protein shakes, it's really good and high quality.
>>44747224>>44747238>>44747283How serendipitous, I just got off work. :)
yeah that's W goons https://voca.ro/1jjEgYe4FE2V
>>44747283Shit, I wasnt here for that. She posted some nice ass pics on July 21st 2026 and one on July 30th 2026 also.
>>44747321I am what you might call an “ass man”… a more refined type of man.
I think its probably better to be with someone who specifically likes trans women because they are trans women.>>44747315Swallowing egg is absolutely hardcore, thats like swallowing protein powder dry or only using milk. So theres levels to this.
>>44747323I would fuck you up
>>44747323Whats that buzzing sound?
96 quite bitter bees
>>44747353They should try beeing themselves
>>44747350don't worry about it kitten <3
>>44747303why >>44747308if you manned up and got rach to leave the gen you might get some nudes
>>44747323cool lightsaber noises
>>44747270stroking in the big 26
what's the general consensus on frotting
>>44747353Disengage the vibrator
>>44747374go straight to jail
>>44747363i’m a pushover, i’m ugly, i have no friends
>>44747374only good when he's significantly bigger than you. gets kinda awkward when you're similar sizes
>>447473421 egg, 1 gulp
>>44747374im a eunuch so its straight for me
>>44747385That's every guy here
>>44747385uhoh
>>44747374Sounds gay
does anyone else laugh/giggle when they cum . i only do it when im about to cum rly hard .
>>44747323Alex exaggerated fag moan bingo:"omigod"(pornstar voice): "uhhhhh"(pornstarvoice): "oh fuug"
>>44747362No Gatekeeping.>>44747374Valid, but it only really works if you both have similar length.
>>44747398I laugh when I'm getting post-orgasm tortured. Chaser btw.
>>44747399i didn't even do the oooo fuggg
>>44747380>>44747385okay how big is bigger>>44747388right, interesting>>44747395well you people are always wanting gay sex>>44747409right, i feel pretty dynamic in an average sort of way
>>44747374frotting is the best thing ever but dick hungry trannies won't forgive you for not fullfilling your penetration duties
>>44747414Cute...
>>44747417Probably took a lot of self control. That's your signature move
>>44747419i'm 3 inches so im down to frot if he's 6" or rly girthy. i think the humiliation aspect is hot but i dont get much out of the actual sensation of frotting
Goal dadbod
*texting the guy i met from this thread*babe please log onto the chinese cartoon website and tell them i really do moan like that irl. please babe
found out my chaser is a legitimate pedophile and groomed a 13yo. i need to be cleansed. im beyond disgusted
*posting about a guy from this gen in this gen*if you dont look at the video of a guy fucking a minion plushie i sent you i will put your name in my suicide note
>>44747455was it anyone from here?
>>44745586>QottI had a Zfold 4 and it was soo good. Maybe my favorite phone since my sidekick or my LG vu(?spelling? It was a plastic touchscreen with a full physical keyboard that slid out in landscape, and it had a TV antenna on the top) The outer screen broke though and when I was removing it to replace it my hand slipped and I destroyed the rest of the phone :(I'm 100% getting another fold phone one day but I'll probably wait until the slim trifolds come from over seas :)
I laugh when I'm close because I'm nervous if my trans gf dommy mommy is going to let me cum fully or ruin it
>>44747439I miss being very lean. Now I got a layer of fat and my chest jumps when I run
>>44747427I thought everyone did desu
>>44747455post his age and location and maybe social handles so that other people can avoid him
>>44747483Im feeling like ruining it tonight. Fuck men.
>>44747460babe chill
>>44747410:^]
i haven’t been getting enough attention
>>44747517https://voca.ro/1lZ1kTdmHfSe
I have a 20lb weighted vest and I want to go walk and jog with it for about 30min.. But my back is a little messed up..... Is it worth the risk or should I wait a few more days for my back to heal more?
>>44747505>Fuck men.Please
What should I do chat?
>>4474749532. canada
>>44747530You're not ready for the rat balls.
>>44747533Heal.
>>44747533The alternative is sit in my car and watch Farscape on my steam deck until I can clock out and go home
>>44747544https://voca.ro/1fwU5rFtr4XG
>>44747548Ugghh fine :cI just really want to work on my glutes and core :(
>>44747533why the weighted vest?like i get rucking as an exercise and the weight vests purpose but what are you hoping to accomplish with it?because lowk its not worth it at all if youre experiencing pain and generally speaking the improvements you get out of rucking v. normal walking/jogging are too minimal to make it worthwhile whatsoever if thats the caset. former reservefag that had fucked knees for like 2 years
>>44747557How about you work this dick instead ;)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAI AM GONNA FUCK PUSSY TOMORROW AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT ITHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA GOOD WET BROWN PUSSY
She just messages me to tell me how much she hates herself kek Im such a simp subhuman for talking to this person. I need to cut contact immediately
>>44747576i hope someone feels this way about me
>>44747374It’s hot but the chaser should cum first and the tranny should use that as lube.
>>44747477idk if he visits here desu, probably>>4474749525(May 30th), North Carolina, i could be way more specific i know where he was born and which camp he's stationed at in the military. but last time i put his socials i got banned so.
>>44747584Where y'all pussy is fuck nigga
loth is definitely the most likely to be a pedophile
>>44747581that sounds unhealthy and you might want to stop talking to her for your own good
Ghosting people is mean
Grown ass man organising his collectable cardboardWho wants me
>>44747455Women detecting whether you have shy autism vs women detecting whether you've groomed a 13 year old
>>44747602let me see the collection
>>44747588>North Carolina yuck. expected desu >>44747596i don’t think so
Camping and Hiking and hunting seem like really fun activities, so many fun things can be done in the woods.>>44747576Use Safe Sex Practices no matter what. And have fun nona/anon. Remember, a picture is worth a 1000 words, so record a video.
>>44747594it's actually just my butthole
>>44747563Bc I really want to work my glutes and tone my core and I already had it lying around. So I was going to do like 10min of walking/stairs, 10 of jogging, and another 10 walking/stairsI know if I'm careful I can lean forward while doing stairs wit the extra weight to work more booty muscles I want to target as well as work my core morePlus I'm impatient lol so if I can add weight and burn a few extra calories that add up over time I'm happy too>>44747564:/
just did a 5m30s plank fuck you haters
>>44747613The freedom of nature is unmatched.
>>44747588Hes in the military!? I fear for the children he will encounter if he goes overseas
>>44747554Okay last one for tonight.
>>44747608It's not ready yet
>>44747628https://voca.ro/1iMjMdoJqtvF
>>44747613>Remember, a picture is worth a 1000 words, so record a video.you cmtfu
>>44747620Let me give you a 5m30s post-orgams knob polish we'll see if you keep that same energy
>>44747627At least he'll be less likely to kill them
>>44747581tell her she has a point and then block her
>>44747601Respectfully fuck off desu. If you could see the way she’s been acting it is mean to me. She just tells me how much she hates herself and how bad her life is. I really like her a lot but I cant do anything about that and nothing I say will change her mind because she tells me how much she hates herself the next day. What am I supposed to do?
>>44747601YeahI wish I was good enough
>>44747644i will kill you with my bare abs
Struggling again fuck this
>>44747648.... You do have a point, But if you seen the Dav4d case theres a high chance they will kill the minor to avoid being caught. Sad stuff, Rapists all do this. I like watching crime documentaries.
>>44747650I mean i dont know thats mean. I dont want to be mean.think im going to give her an hour to apologize or at least acknowledge this is ridiculous before i cut contact
RememberStrong women built nothingWeak women built civilization
>>44747596Probably not man
>>44747651I like girls like that and I don’t think you should give up on people just because they are expressing their hardships that’s mean and if you are you should tell them so they can actually grow
>>44747638Oops one more.I appreciate the silly animals that you post here, Wulfim. Even though it annoys some of the other anons here, I still like them. Goodnight Wulfim, for when you eventually go to sleep that is. For now I take my leave.
>>44747689tell her why before ghosting if you want to be not mean
Winemumma can you save the soc thread please queen
>>44747596Find something better to do with your life bro
>>44747698Im also attracted to depressed mentally ill girls but I dont know this is just a little much. Maybe I shouldnt ghost but I just need a break. Im supporting her a lot but I dont feel appreciated.
>>44747698>I like girls like thatNTA but girls like that are unhealthy to be around and he's doing the smart thing ghosting her. You can't save them.
>>44747642You Cant Make This Fuck Up? cmtfu >>44747691Well hold on, Strength can mean different things. It takes Strength to lift things up, but it also takes Strength to push out babies in a time where Pregnancies are dangerous. Like the medieval times or Modern-day USA.
>>44747705I dont want to make her more depressed. She tells me she hates her life, her body, her face, everyday I dont want to pile on any other bad feelings. This person is extremely depressed and mentally ill. I tried to tell her she should take hrt but she isnt listening to me. It seems like she just wants to stay miserable and die
>>44747620Plank is a very mediocre at best abs exercise.
>>44747714Then express that you need a little space relationships are about communication >>44747716I can fix them or at least make their lives a little better
>>44747729Whats the s tier then
>>44747728i believe i may have made some assumptions. who is this person to you? regardless it is definitely not your job to get them to fix their life
I remember when non'aka (DCC?) posted about a tranny topping a dude and making him cry
>>44747090Yes, only small ones so far though. I’m hoping to go to the big ones like San Diego Comic Con someday
Being with a girl happy with herself and her life are some of the most amazing things on earth. The ability to enjoy things together, without a mental breakdown as soon as the distractions are over, is so liberating. No eggshells, no pretend therapy sessions, no exhaustion after yet another needless pity party. Chasers, drop any girl who drags you down. You will never lift her up. She lives for being a crab in a bucket.
>>44747726crack me the fuck up
If she isn't perfect at the startShe's not worth your time
>>44747728Ghost or block. Don't listen to that broken bird cuck.
>>44747702https://voca.ro/1i7w8aQOpcgh
bored chasers post cocks now so I can strain my lil cagei
>>44747744It made me rethink my opinions on topping as a whole and how hard maintaining strict Masculinity can be. He was so vulnerable, he probably never felt something like that in his entire life and became overwhelmed. Just a beautiful video all-around forgot where I first saw it, it was on 4chan /gif/ tho.>>44747757Oh! I understand now.
caged sissy clitties
>>44747742Dragon flags and complete leg raises on pull up bar
I am retardmaxxing
>>44747845
I’m really stoned
>>44745586>qott: do you want a folding phone?Not unless it's a flip phone
I’m worried about her
>>44747472>>44746852>>44746579>>44746312>>44746043Wulfim. I know you’re not American but I know you can feel it too. The trickle down Lord Reagan prophesied is almost reaching us.
>>44747884dont worry about me anon sama Im doing badly and things will only get worse for a while but I may stay alive
>>44747797We get month long bans for that :(
>>44747868hi really stoned
>>44747892You better stay alive
>>44747891https://voca.ro/1jR0PjSg4IEu
Fingering vocasluts mouth after I jerk offIt's medicine, I tell her
>>44747894and then you complain about always being single..
>>44747900This reminds me when a divorced 40' something's was sending me naked pictures and calling me young stallion some years ago.
>>44745586>qottOnly if it folds the other way
>>44747891Powerful imageNotice how no Europeans have tried to refute those arguments?
>>44747907its not up to me I wish I would die already but I just cannot succeed with it
>>44747916WW3 sounds kinda gay. I won’t lie. Something about getting DRONED bothers me. For some reason, the idea of losing your legs to an IED during the days of counter insurgency doesn’t bother me as much
it kinda brings me joy clicking "male" on medical forms and getting calls for Mr ____. idk why. same thing with my dad (never came out to him) calling me Son. i have lots of dysphoria but for some reason that never brings it upon me. it all feels like a funny lil joke
my refleetion is making me shake and want to sob (though im not)
>>44745586>>44747940Can a folding phone be considered a tablet since it's size expanded is around 8 inches?
>>44747917woaw
I am losing my mind
>>44747955What has you so down?
>>44747962Are you Pichu?
>>44747966Well let me give you some head so you'll have an extra one ;pHaha get it?
>>44747729you do a 5 minute plank then lil homie
>>44747963Honestly probably, which is why I don’t want it. A normal phone that flips in half over a horizontal midline would be perf
>>44747976Post your abs on soc CG
>>44747973yeah
I think sex is making me worse
Flipping your tranny in half over a horizontal midline then fucking her ass
>>44747981no i’m going to bed big homie
sissy needs goon material in the /soc/ thread to jerk his clitty to
>>44747917>Its medicine, I tell herOk, Li Bai.
Rotating her to the end of the bed so you can watch the game while pounding her
>>44747978I know I will sound like an asshole now but I think a folding phone would be perfect for me to read literature at work. When a boss or manager gets near me I reduce to a phone size and pretending I am seeing work stuff while I read and when I am somewhat alone I expand it to a tablet size and have a better reading
>>44747954Nils and Wulfim are scared right now because of what’s about to happen in 2 days. They can feel the freedomposting that’s about to come soon
>>44747982I like your boobs.
>>44748002I suppose it’s different strokes for different folks :)
>>44747990wait mef before you go i wanted to ask youdo you think ffs can fix me? do you think it'll work?i have it scheduled in 127 days. it's pichu by the way>>44748009why, they're just breasts. is it for evolutionary reasons? lactation would be harder for me than for a cis woman
>>44747916https://voca.ro/120sahpfZBLl
>>44747990I just posted there.
wish we could get to the end of technology already. all my life you just buy something for it to be outdated next year. imagine if we reach the best it can get and generations using the same thing. no more old people confused about new shit because its still the same. no more needing to buy new shit all the time
>>44748016They are a nice shape and size and thats attractive.
>>44747962Such a beautiful woman tormented by her own image?Take a deep breath and find something to relax.
>>44748029You're just a consoomer
>>44748033>>44748016I wasn't aware photos of them were out there
>>44747972just a low week full of different smaller and bigger emotional instabilities happening on top of each other idk if there is a specific problem with me rn
i wish i looked like any other tranny itt
i wish i looked like winemom
>>44748011>different strokesYou reminded me I need to work on my swimming skills. Do you like swimming?
Choids bend over and get ready to take my shock (she cock)
>>44748016i hate you pichu and i will steal your ffs
>I promise I'll listen to your vocaroo!!>Doesn't listen to my vocaroo
>>44748055She posted them in the thread one time.
>>44748059trust me u don't
>>44747962First you have no make up in that picture (and you look more beautiful than her but that's my male gaze)Second you look like a mature cis woman
>>44747957https://voca.ro/1aBG6M9DJ3Ha>>44748018https://voca.ro/1ix6iB5Cl3zn
>>44748016Pichu, I'll be in Philly Friday morning, I have some business to take care of. Let's meet up.
>>44748090Lmaoooo
I have some money but no car how do I start a new life
>>44748090
>>44748094Buy a moneySell your car
>>44748076She just doesn't seem like the type to do that I guess
the sex pest and the asexual. the perfect match
>>44748094hitchhike your way there and hope for the best
>>44748100LOL
>>44748094Apply for jobs nationwideTake a bus there
Thanks rach, I got a good laugh from that!
What is Rach lore?
>>44748122Explain rach lore in three words or less
>>44748094https://voca.ro/1mBWBWBNfoXc
>>44748122
This entire thread is just a massive bullshit. Just orbiting, complimenting and salivating above woman who are an ocean of distance from me and that I will never touch.There is probably a cute girl in my city that I could make her happy
I found my wedding dress
>>44748137Now it makes sense, you made this infograph, that's why it has all the stuff I said about Jews lol. You're Jewish and a bnwo fetishist so you're very angry.
>>44748157yeah thats the just of it for us juropians
>>44748157Get to know one, get in her dms, meetnot rocket science
>>44748158Have you found a husband yet?
>>44748166Don’t remind me how single I am
>>44748115Then where do I live at
>>44748128Hedgehog without quills
>>44748191Look for a roommate renting a room in their apartment or get a tent and sleep in a park for a bit.
Pichu, it's not nice to ignore me. I know you're scared and wouldn't meet up, I was just playing around. But I will actually be in Philly taking care of some things on Friday.
>>44748176FemcelFemcelSmelly femcellNo boyfriend
>>44748202Why do you sound like a mafia boss?(In Philly accent) “I’m in Philly taking care of business.”>>44748203Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :(
I never ever meet a guy who would be into me Im just a stupid uggo hon and I wish somebody would kill me finally
i just found a very big roly poly bug
This reminds me of 1984.The people who post selfies and nudes are dragged to the back and shot, and if anyone made a comment they are shot as well. This is a harsh and evil regime we live under. But hard times like this create hard tranners and hard chasers, there will be a time when we are free from the oppression.
>>44748193https://voca.ro/1mUB5vxO2i7J>>44748195https://voca.ro/11RUrmeOI1aw
>>44748225What's their name? What kind of quest do they seem to be on?
What about this one?
i have an asmrchan tier immune system
>>44748195You look like my mom
>>44748233I prefer the previous one. You will look beautiful in the church hall when I put a ring on your finger
>>44748195HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>44748202You seem really upset that you got ignored. Maybe pichu doesn't want to be around or associate with a sex pest.
>>44748232greg.his mission was climb up the wall in my bathroom while i had my johnson out so i suspect he's sort of perverse i picked him up and put him outside the front door he can get back in but i think he needs better manners they're actually fast and they feel funny
>>44748225https://voca.ro/16nCrh0PXDa8
>>44748225Are we talking UK roly polys or the incorrect ones
>>44748245Aww thank youuuu
>>44748236i dont know how to take this n7
>>44748253Well this might be a chicken egg scenario. Was he already climbing first and then you barged in and whipped out the johnson? Mayhaps the perverse one is thyself. Did you put him on a specific kind of plant, or just straight down in front of the door in giant stepping zone?
>>44748261isnt that what you guys call them? roly poly? pillbug?we call them woodlice, but i thought it was very "medical" for that thing
>>44748195>claims to be chopped for monthsokay
I wish I looked like N7’s girlfriend
>>44748270i just put him out there i'm pretty sure he's an adult there's a plant in the window in the hallway outside my placehe could be the neighbours guy no ideamaybe thats true but like shit or get off the pot little guy
>>44748273https://voca.ro/181egFOwxagH
>>44748272>you guysWho is you guysI thought roly polys were different across the ocean
AHA! ive done it, ive swapped my windows to my 1tb ssd and its so much faster.>>44748273This is actually a clever psychological trick she played. High IQ play, setting everyones standards extremely low but then wow'ing the crowd by it not being as bad and crushing the expectations. It also gives off an aura of humbleness. She couldve said she wasnt chopped and was smoking hot, but then she'd have to live up to impossible amounts of hype.Psychological Analysis 101
>>44748247What part of that came off as really upset to you lol? I know Pichu is frightened of me, I'm trying to break her out of her shell. I'm not the least bit upset or angry.
>>44748158This one makes you look like a medieval Princess.>>44748233This one makes you look like an elf
>>44748195ohhh its youits been you all along
>>44746863yah I can do telegram just gotta download it
>>44748195Youre so prettyyy Im awestruck.
>>44748272Woodlice is the group they're in and refers to a lot of different types of terrestrial crustacean. At least where I'm from we have two species that look pretty similar. We've got pillbugs who can roll up and sowbugs who can't.
>>44748312Do you have a preference?
>>44748305>wheely bins not mentionedThat's our best one. Bins on wheels. Genius.
>>44748298idk the genreactually i remember them being called "slater" i thought roly poly was a US thing its a fun namei do like "slater"
>>44748310The whole "please respond" post after getting ignored.
>>44748286>but like shit or get off the pot little guyAudibly chuckled. High quality joke, high quality post. Bravo. Kudos.
>>44748319I know right, she's a cutie.
>>44748325Medieval Princess
I like to draw funny pictures that look like a child drew them
>>44748326oh we got those too. every since getting these big ones with this shape, the animals don't fuck with it anymore, its great
>>44748304>setting everyones standards extremely low but then wow'ing the crowd by it not being as bad and crushing the expectations.You could tell from the voice it was a ruse from the start
>>44748345Yay!!
>>44748359You can gauge attractiveness through voice? like echolocation.
>>44748320oh i didn't know that huhhe kind of fell on his back but he did not become a ball, he sort of just fellso non-rolling so not roly poly, you're rightslater...
>>44748195>the behelitYeah that makes sense
>>44748361
>>44748367The best giveaway is that sowbugs are flatter and usually have some pointy bits near the back of their shell.
>>44748369
>>44748381
Damn I really hate bars and restaurants where you have to yell at each other to talk
>>44748368yeah im a rapist and evil
i hate bars and restaurants in general why would you want to eat around other people
>>44748388
>>44748390It's okay, we've all acted out when our gay crush ignored us
I knew shed be cute with a voice like that.
How to look pretty?
>>44748403
>>44748416Dawgies!!!
>>44748403Can this cat read Mandarin Chinese?
>>44748380i've lost him but he was definitely on the flat side, and like it almost looked like a frayed back, it definitely is the less "chubby" onewhite underside too but idk if that helpsi need to look into terrestrial isopodsapparently in china, the ones that roll, thicker ones, are called 鼠妇 which can be broken down into "rat-wife"
>>44748429
JANNIES could be here...
>>44748438Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
>>44748437I can see the latin scripts in the book, tell him to stop being a smartass
>>44748430Almost certainly a sowbug then. It's a good thing to read up on. I was mostly just interested in the local species where I'm from. Since I live in a pretty wooded area there's a lot of detrivore diversity.
FATCISPUSSY
Unsee girl is cute
>>44748438So that's the icky feeling I was having
>>44748447I’ll never live up to that
>>44748445
>>44748447Hey...
>>44748416>>44748429https://voca.ro/1eB2NIMymXDQ
HAPPY KIRKDAY!!!
>>44748461
Switching from frotting to sucking winemumma over and over until she's spent
>>44748466
>>44748074wait you hate me? i thought we were on ok terms now. im sorry>>44748083i should keep in mind that i (makeupless) keep comparing myself to women in makeupshe looks waaaaaay better than me overall though>>44748090no thank you rach, im sorry
>>44748466Oooooh I wish you a Merry KirkmassI wish you a Merry KirkmassI wish you a Merry Kirkmass
>>44748280Due to being unemployed with a cursed medical condition, my girlfriend is currently a 2D anime girl >>44748410You’re already pretty so shush
>>44748473We are Charlie KirkWe free all the gays
>>44748497Well I could be your pretty girlfriend?
>>44748467
Brickhons rock!
>>44748497>my girlfriend is currently a 2D anime girlBased
>>44748515Thank you!!
>>44748513
>>44748534
>>44748537
>>44748541
>boops your snoot
>>44748547
If you eat all of your burger or all of your fries before the other, you definitely have autism, don't bother getting tested
>>44748547Heckin
>>44748554no i dont because i am undiagnosed
>>44745586>qottI genuinely think the new iPhone looks repulsive
>>44748554I don't want to lose this diagnosis too...>>44748559Officially maybe
>>44748559
>>44748561>iPhoneUse an android like a normal human beingI love my chinese phone
>>44748559So which is first
She just tells me she hates herself and then messages me to fuck her idk man this doesnt sound healthy
>>44748572burger then friesmeat then potatoes always
>>44748570I love my iPhone, it has long update support, the battery life is neat, the Dynamic Island is handy, apps run well and are easily compatible and I adore the cameraI can’t think of any reason why I’d get an android again outside of price
Rachel.. Oh Rachel...I'm washing a black man's dried cum stains out of my black sweatpants right now.Thought you would need to know that.Sweet dreams :* faggit
>>44748559>Nose glassesDid they try ban you?
>>44748583idk who they and (You) are i am just passing by
We aren’t technically dating so im allowed to talk to other people, maybe I should do that. That seems logical to me
How do I find out if I am bisexual?
>>44748593Just pointing out that this post isn't me
>>44748595Fuck men and women and figure out if you like both. Pretty simple
>>44748559before you go you posted in passgen before right?
>>44748593Logical to you
>>44748600Women are unbelievable hard to get casual sex. You have to arrange a date, make a conversation complex and with chemistry, have a nice fancy place yada yada yada
I was visiting a friends grandma earlier and ducked into a spare bedroom to switch out my estrogen patches and the grandma walked in, we locked eyes, she gave an awkward smile, and then walked out
>>44748610You should get on injections
>>44748610maybe she thought they were tobacco patches
>>44748608Biproduct of women getting murdered so often on dates. And god forbid you have a conversation before going at it
>>44748601no actually never havei havent really spoken of it at length but i hate "passing" culture in trans spacesnamely because idk the last time i was misgendered irl but other trans women will say i dont pass so who gaf yk
>>44748614Can’t, I’m English and that’s not common here outside of private healthcare>>44748615Considering my friend told me later that the grandma asked if I’m trans I assume she used hrt patches for menopause and recognised them
>>44748600https://youtu.be/OvoOnZkQCcw?si=ckmIkxo0p3XHJ_Hc&t=155
>>44745586do eastern european guys like american boymoders or should i continue being a transbian hon
>>44748617Good for women I dont engage in their fantasies of being violently raped by serial killers
>>44748622All the transwomen I know in the uk are on injections. do you have any trans friends to find a source?
My new guilty pleasure is watching videos of people doing ungodly experiments on that fruit flies digitised brain >>44748632You’re so sweet
>>44748617Gay men are also constantly murdered in homophobic attacks by closeted homophobic dating partners and they still are easier and smashable than women.
switching out her estrogen pouch with a nicotine patch to see how long til she notices
>>44748621You are cute
>>44748636I’m officially diagnosed by the nhs. I spent 5 years on that fucking waiting list and am now living my high life of free hrt and surgeries when I want them
They should combine the estrogen and nicotine patches so they get addicted to the patches
>>44748642 gay men have it made. Im not gay and have occasionally had gay dudes hit on me. there is no way you're single if you're a gay man. wish any woman would ever have shown that much interest in me.
>>44748642Men are famously not all that considerate about their safety, gay or not
Choke me?
>>44748660You made a good point desu
>>44748662>spits on your faceFaggot bitch
>>44748662I would post a biceps picture if the janny wouldn't nuke me instantly
>>44748668I just got out of my 24 hour ban for posting a fully clothed heavily blurred picture of myself in a deeply unsexy pose -_-
>>44748666Hot!!>>44748668It’s okay! I understand!
>>44748672Jannies didn't like getting sprayed
Wait how does bronya get away with posting pictures all the time?
>>44748675>Hot!!Shut up, you pathetic bottom slut
>>44748677It’s what they deserve for being such dirty bastards. When do you think the average janny last showered?
I like her but worst part about her is how insecure she is desu. I mean she is giving me NOTHING. The last trans girl I talked to at least showed me her FEET. And she was really cute about it and told me she would give me a footjob. I told ny current one I liked feet and she said hers were “kinda ugly”? How could you POSSIBLY have ugly feet as a trans girl if you take BASIC care of yourself? She just doesnt want to show me her feet. Im really not getting any actual sexual interest from this person.
>>44748678Bronya is a jannie I bet
Sobe is janny because sobe never gets jannied
>>44748680I’m sorry!>>44748686The ultimate betrayal!
>>44748683I don't think they understand the concept
>>44748684>How could you POSSIBLY have ugly feet as a trans girlAs a person with ugly feet it’s very possible
>>44748684Sorry the end of this is a little dishonest. We have been ERPing sometimes, but thats it. Its just roleplay. She seems not to be actually sexually attracted to me otherwise which makes me sad
>>44748679
>>44748684What's wrong with you footfags, trannies are super sensitive about having huge moid feet
>>44748694
>>44748672>deeply unsexy pose -_-It's still up on soc. You are ugly and gross
>>44748698
>>44748691>posted by Sobe
>>44748702What is this animal?
>>44748694I really doubt your feet are ugly you are just saying that because you like self deprecation.>>44748699I think thats retarded. Unless your feet are actually gigantic they shouldnt cause dysphoria. There are females with large feet as well. As long as you take care of your feet and maybe paint your nails you can have cute feminine feet.
>>44748700See picrel for an artists rendition >>44748701I’m also neurotic
>>44748709Still going to jerk it
ok one why dont they make estrogen pouches you can just pop like a zyn and two fuck you autumn you retard. this isnt just another one of your multiple scat fetish characters. nyte blayde is multiple levels of not real. nyte blayde was a vampire hunter named franklin, who became nyte blayde when he turned into a vampire, who himself is a character played by josh birk, who was an actor turned into a fed, turned into a gangbanger, turned back into a fed when the saints take over the government in saints row 4 which is a whole nother ridiculous conversation in its own right. you dont get to just *be* nyte blayde without putting in the work.
>>44748707https://voca.ro/134X5jSWOz9u
>>44748699we are already aware they were born male. plus a trans women's feet is more feminine than a regular guy. especially if they take good care.
Rank the top three superpowers
The concept of capitalism is so ghetto. We have enough resources for everyone 10x over but .. You have to go to work because you just do, ok?
If its causing you “dysphoria” for me to say I want to lick your feet, your toes, the crevices in between your toes, your soles, your heels, the little piece of skin under your toenails, then we shouldnt date. Im sorry. We simply are not compatible
>>44748725People working is why we have those resources.
>>44748724I've only ever wanted teleportation powers
>>44748724mind control controlling timesuper speed
>>44748714Reminding me to pop a zyn
>>44748724Sims Character creator for yourself Freeze timeThat tentacle dick from the boys
>>44748728make the computer do it? its 2026
>>44748707Some kind of marten I think
>>44748725You have to consider that there's 1% of people that need to have more money than entire countries so they are unable to enjoy anything in life anymore and keep doing more fucked up shit>>44748728People answering e-mails for an hour a day isn't providing any resources
>>44748727>the little piece of skin under your toenails,
>>44748735I wasn't aware you could make the computer mine coal or fix power lines.
>>44748729Based>>44748730Super speed is top two and it isn’t two>>44748734Freeze time is based. Also there’s tentacle penis in the boys? Maybe I should watch it>>44748736Who’s marten?
>>44748742>BasedOr just cringe that I've e-dated so much
>>44748742There’s a dude who looks like Father Christmas with a 30ft fully articulated cock and it’s wonderful
>>44748745Same>>44748748Wait fr?
>>44748729>>44748745Relatable
white knighting for capitalism is crazy bro she's not gonna fuck you
Moderately sized throbbing veiny choid penis with the shiny tip
>>44748762I have never told a lie
>>44748766You don't know that, we're getting along well so far
Capitalism is pretty cool when your boomer parents became multimillionaires and you can just coast off of thatUnderstandable for everyone else though
thinking about time freeze porn. that would actually kill the women if you are moving that fast
>>44748770Oh my god. What is that show even about lmaooo
thinking about chunking choids into soup
>>44748784First 3 seasons were actually peak. Would recommend. Once you finish the last episode of season 3 skip to the last episode of season 5 and you’ll miss nothing
>>44748788Yes ma’am!!
>>44748796At ease officer
wulfims penis
faggoty ass reddit show
>>44748762>>44748764Honestly I should just start again>>44748766Capitalism fucks us all, тoвapищ
>>44748812Tell me what shows are actually super bad ass and based
>>44748817Forged in Fire
>>44748812yeah fishtank is distilled reddit
>>44748817you dont have to watch tv you know this right?
>>44748819I like shows like that but it’s basically just 5 minute crafts but with swords
>>44748824You don’t need to keep breathing and yet you persist
using your status and wealth as a famous video game maker to hold hands and kiss trannys
>>44748830Don't forget the feet scansI'm learning game design
>>44748830
>>44748787Thinking about tucking tsunderechan gently into bed with a goodnight kiss <3
i hate mysrlf
Got banned from a discord for joking that I would murder government officials. NiceWhen did the internet became so boring?
>>44748846
>>44748854I love you
>>44748861How my future bf should touch me
>>44748846To be an ethereal young shit -_-
>>44748855You're only allowed to post violently online these days if it's at the expense of minorities
>>44748862there’s nothing about me worth lovibg
>>44748829>you dont like my direct to streaming millenial humor capeshit? kill yourselfsure whatever
>>44748897You are all worth lovingYou don't need to suffer alone, I love you
>>44748876Indeed
>>44748855> When did the internet become so boring?About the same time this guy came along: >>44748898
>>44748855since Talmud don went into office again in 2024 and all the cuck internet companies started sucking his putrid yellow Cheeto dick
which episode was the one where homelander called the police for domestic violence and they just left when they realized it was a gay couple
that's my president
>>44748928Guys trailblazing, first time anyone’s tried bribing a whole population
>>44748928Lmao, joke country
felt cute briefly this morning then went back and looked at the photo 12 hours later and was reminded of what i am and saw my past and felt fear. nothing has changed. i deserve this shame and embarrassmentffs MUST SAVE ME or i am worthless
So unrelated to anything going on in this thread currently, any european choids want to marry me?
>>44748944hair looks nice toopy
what happened to all the doge and tariff checks H1B don promised
Hey guys SRSTVBZNSS here and we got a bit of a doozy. Over the next two hours I'm going to be laying out the framework for why I believe Stringer Bell of The Wire, was transgender
drenched head to toe in sweat from the feverim dead
>>44748975pwned
>>44748975*licks you*
>>44748975I hope it passes soon
Anastasia thread when?
>>44748958permanent moidface i hide behind my hair but it isn't enough to mask the moidface
>>44748978>>44748981guh>>44748990thank you.. im starting to develop a cough now and its making it harder to breathe
>>44749003Foid face imo
>>44748903thanks i’ll suffer here with everyone else at least
>>44749014I like this sentiment
Rank the top three superheroes
>>44748975https://voca.ro/1Zx3coYRBBH5
>>44749083https://voca.ro/1bTalRZ5639d
>>44749090https://voca.ro/13TD3UbqL5hV
>>44749090
>>44749114fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i can griffith react image this because of the limit
>Tom Holland sitting at a table filled with money while wearing a spiderman suit
>>44749121cant*
>>44749007i don't agree. very masculine bone structure unfortunately. very very strong jaw and high angularity with a shelf-life midface. not to mention tremendously male nose and eye shape. even if ffs can do the miracle of cutting off my browbone i fear it can't do enough to save me. the masculinity is very deeply set. it's like the base configuration of my skulli hate the image limit. wulfim i like you but im conflicted
>>44749121GRIFFITTHHHTHTHHTHT
>>44749134https://voca.ro/1ivr6kc8A6xN
>Tom Holland with money laid across his arm while Zendaya pretends a stack of cash is a phone
>>44749147heat has been actually so miserable today and yesterday. apparently some offshore hurricane is the reason. why the fuck do people live in florida and shit this is gross i'm constantly sweaty. the feeling of touching literally any object and it be hot to the touch is so disgusting and the humidity fucks my allergies
Should I get vodka or weed?
>>44749181weedalways
>>44749163https://voca.ro/1GjEd55H6FdC
>>44749187My tolerance is kind of fucked though and I want to get shitfaced and let my emotions take overActually now that I put it like that the weed is a better idea
>>44749195exactly
>>44749181Dank
i’m so fucking ugly and alone
new: >>44749211just because image limit and we are at the bottom of page 9 anywaysand im getting ready for bed
like its 10 pm and still 82 degrees fuck me man
>>44749218do you not have air conditioning? I knew you were poor but jeez dude
>get ready to masturbate>get hit by wave of emotions instead
