splash editionqott: do you take baths?qott 2: do you have your dog dick out?prev: >>44740999
let me just say something. you're playing with fir e you know who you are
another squeakcord thread..
nope. just showers for me
>>44749156
i have information
i have so much information
can i buy a vowel
>>44749179o
i'd like to solve the puzzle
>>44749200_ _ _o_ _ _o_ _ _ _ _ o_ _
_oo__ _oo__ __ ____ _oo__
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo
>>44749216brian, there’s a message in my alphabits
>>44749222all time classic
let's consider the facts. who in particular, is the target audience for precooked, prepackaged rice? this will lead us to our next conclusion
>>44749227this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44749227obvious squeaktoad lmao
when she said she'd leak the cowbot pedophile dms, she did it immediately. what's with all the preamble
>>44749233>>44749235clearly squeaktoad
clean squeaktoad run
>>44749250it takes a while to fabricate screenshots, give her a second
should we rename to squeaktoad general
my vote is for dirty dog dick water general
lisha
>>44749277yes lisha, that's it! we should rename /mmg/ to /lisha/!
dirty dick dog dick water
ysk that there is a leather upholstery package available, at a premium surcharge
>>44749271i don’t even try to attentionwhore very often, blame the haters for not shutting the fuck up about me
I hate men so much bro
death to all men for real
>>44749285>>44749288>>44749290>>44749293all squeaktoad
>i don't try to attentionwhore>currently attentionwhoring
>>44749300she's not doing shit
>>44749300>very oftenit’s helpful to finish reading sentences before you rage about them :)
>>44749303do you talk to chris this way
I've vomited repeatedly as a man of repute
having to interact with men is a violation of my human rights, I'm not even kidding
>>44749302how's that dick taste
>>44749308you really thought you did something
>>44749312interact with my dog dick please
>>44749317i didn't do much, i just typed 7 words and did a fun shape comparison game. i get to do it again in a second :)
>>44749308chris moltisanti? sometimes
>basically forced to listen ftms run their mouths endlessly about shit they don't understand otherwise my gf will get mad at me
>>44749335if your girlfriend puts up with men then break up with her
>>44749335this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44749335stop being transandrophobic
>>44749335i think you need to reevaluate your views.
>>44749343kill yourself
>>44749346shut up cracker
all of you shut the fuck up. i am going to post 10 times in the next 10 minutes. if there is a single post that isn't mine between them, i will lose my fucking shit
>>44749352>>44749347>>44749346>>44749340>>44749339racist pedophile gen
>>44749354hi lisha
i know you're all just trying to upset me
no lisha go ahead and post lisha we love you lisha
i offered to share a buzzball with you >:c
we are having a fucking investigation right now
>I'm actually affected by misogyny<how though? >all of them went silent immediately
>>44749371your larp can wait im thirsty
dubs and I cut my arm
>>44749378got a big ol gallon of piss for you bitch
>>44749380awesome -_-
>>44749393double doubles!
back when I was in highschool the most popular guy in class started showing his gf nudes to everyone. nothing happened to him but she had to change schools two months before the school year was over
>>44749388lovely -_-
lisha can i goon my shit to you
I've been cutting for a minute
>>44749414you must goon your shit to lisha. for mommy.
the anti civs are right
>>44749414hahahaha trannys are prornbrained hahahahahahah omg this is so funny to violate my boundaries, RAPE AND GAPE ME THROUGH MY COMPUTER
solemnly nods
rapin' and gapin'
>>44749423sorry mommy
lowk don't gaf about male patients
neglect male patients
yes master
i only care abt other trannies and even these bitches are on thin ice
>>44749528real
>>44749535im a diagnosed psychopath though
>>44749538this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44749538slay sis
kid name cancer:
>>44749544>>44749549both clearly squeaktoad
>>44749554get off my dick
>>44749572clearly not squeaktoad. that bitch bred me
that's so hot
do you remember Femboy Tummy Pills?
punchy punchy ouppy
Evening modersAny of y'all ever assemble a critical mass of plutonium in a single glove box just so you can take a photo for the gram?
>>44749629squaktard
>>44749612this is clearly squeaktoad
but do you?
>>44749149Been hrt since 14 on this board since 15. My surgeon just told me I dont need anything done to my face. Fuckass board has done irrevocable harm to my mental health nigga kms
>>44749659do you have your dog dick out
>>44749659boo fucking hoo
>>44749659is your dog dick out?
>>44749659come to mmg to brag at the moders, like the rest of the great passoids?
>>44749659I mean you were prolly fucked up long before ending up here. I wouldn't ever give /tttt/ credit for all the hard work I've done to undermine my own success and happiness.
100k would literally solve every problem I have, how can I start selling meth
>>44749662>>44749664>>44749679>>44749680do you have your dog dick out?
I will never be a woman, but I refuse to rep forever. Clean and painless suicide methods?>16 months hrt
>>44749671Wtf is a dog dick but yeah its out. >>44749662Yeah feel sad for me and get on hrt im a manpower too
>>44749689babytrans general
>>44749695Don't patronize me, I know I'm ngmi. I started HRT at 23.
>>44749704that's up to you. if you already decided you lost then it's over. goodbye nigga!!!!!
>>44749689I would never kms because if I did I wouldn't be able to post in mmg
>>44749689do you have your dog dick out?
>>44749689if you told me this was the face of a sad pooner idve believed you
>>44749690you don't know what a dog dick is???
>>44749731Is telling me I look like a male supposed to help...?
>>44749758tf do you think a pooner is
>>44749758are you going to answer the question...?
>>44749761A trans male... Trans men tend to look like men more often than trans women look like women, since testosterone is stronger than estrogen.>>44749720>>44749763No.
>>44749758half the time theyre not usually on T so. yeah. i did think itd help
>>44749791what? why not
>>44749792I don't look feminine at all, don't hugbox me. I need to die.
>>44749829can you tell me if your dog dick is out or not
>>44749829Please don't 41 on the kirkiversary this is a kirkenuinely special day for our people.
>>44749856this is clearly squaktoad
kaneda pulls off THE akira bike slide, hops off a moving bike and immediately starts running, hops onto someone else’s bike to kick their ass, and saves a violent revolutionary multiple times. they’re calling him history’s greatest aura farmer
>>44749879can i see your dog dick
>>44749801>>44749840No, my dog dick isn't out you petulant child. >>44749856If you're not going to help, just go away. My only options are suicide, repping, or honmoding. The first is the most appealing.>>44749863What the fuck is squaktoad?
>>44749889this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44749889can you tell me when your dog dick is out?
>>44749149I'm a brown troonie and like Nazi artwork :(
>>44749906cowbot
>>44749906this is clearly squeaktoad
ice on my wrist
ice on my fist
mice turn to mistwhen i get pissed
>>44750035this is clearly squeaktoad
i like my body but i still wish i was a midshit or a you gshit or a passoid or a waoman or ftm
>>44750067https://youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ
>>44750067this is clearly squeaktoad
and ur clearly a faggot retard FUCK OFF, furthermore im gay
>>44750081this is clearly squeaktoad
rin tohsaka big fat ass
i want to fuck lisha in a rin tohsaka cosplay
>>44749689mogs me
>>44750356this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44750356Okay, and? I still look like a man. I need to kill myself. Has anyone here heard good things about ammonium sulfate?
you obviously don't want to die and want someone to talk to you or help so why don't you just ask upfront instead of trying to make people feel worried for you. that's counterproductive. HAVE you ever seen higurashi
>>44750388>saying you’re so unmistakably male>while facefagging-_-
>>44750398>you obviously don't want to die and want someone to talk to you or helpI just want help finding good suicide methods. And maybe get some submitted.>>44750454I'm only facefagging to prove how masculine how look.
>>44750464do you have your dog dick out?
>>44749689this is what squeaktoad looks like?
>>44750475The fuck is squeaktoad?
>>44749689rope is pretty painless and easy to do, tho you seem pretty fat so idk abt that
>>44750482Isn't it really easy to mess up roping? I don't wanna be a vegetable.
>>44749156too much info is being divulged for cowbot's liking
>>44750497this is clearly squeaktoad
unforch claws
>>44750488idk, go to sanctioned sucide forum and find out, stop attention whoring here, you are not actually suicidal
>>44750510That's a thing? Link?
why are we still talking about some boring bitch's fucking hands
>>44750497megan toad sends her regards
>>44750482>larry
>>44750506>>44750510>>44750514>>44750525>>44750526>>44750531all megan squeaktoad :/
>>44750514sanctioned - suicide . net>>44750531you were not funny the first time, you are not funny now after so many times wither
megan squeaktoad sends me a portion of the weekly allowance cowbot gives her so i can astroturf the thread endlessly
>>44750619this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44750619this is clearly pokexchespin
last name megan first name squeaktoad
unforch toad
leaked squeakcord rules1. all fuckin2. no suckin3. you gotta bust on the inside
she wanna suck on a nigga fuck on a nigga
what kind of critical insider information would joeytwotits have to give to cowbot? really make you think
I'm prepared to accept all critical information from any source as long as you're white and fat
that's racist and sizeist
where is the race and size inclusivity?
>>44750739this is clearly squeaktoad
lisha is porn
girlfriend raped me with her mouth :/
i've been trying to finish the ff7 remake but i'm playing with a tifa cowkini mod and i have to stop every 20 minutes to goon my shit
>>44751516this is clearly squeaktoad
if we all got turned into ff7 characters they'd make me the big one
>>44751605jared?
the sandwich pedophile?
attention racist gay hitler pedophile gen.i have information.
say it in the next 3 minutes im going to bed
>>44751781i'm gay
>>44751797yuck!
on the 18th of November 2025 squeaktoad was the last one seen with a missing person. the squeakcord vehemently denies this fact.
the omnipresent panopticon that is the squeakcord
can i join the squeakcord? i have information.
>>44751943dm me
dm joeytwotits with any damming information on any of the targeted individuals ITT
shall i buy like 500 g of cheap supermarket cake and choc milk and then eat it in 5 minutes and throw up 20 %or shall i be content with the 500 g of millet and cheese and butter i just ate (and the 1 l of whole milk i just drank)?also just ate 2 pieces of frozen cake i found in the freezer
>>44751989i have information
>>44751996you sound awesomeplease don't eat so much to make yourself sick or throw it up <3
>>44752028i think im gonna buy some but have to puke firsti really want some cake and milki am wasting all my neet money on food
>>44752037would you like to be neet friends
>>44752037stop overeating >:( don't waste your cake and milk!
>>44752041sureim almost 30 and european and ugly and mentally ill and i spend all day in bed browsing the internet eating and puking>>44752049i am suicidali need dopeamememaybe alcohol
>>44752069this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44752069do you want to play video gaymes with me
>>44752163ive been away from this godawful website since i posted my hole in like springwho is sqeaktoad? pls xplain
>>44752184i have a 2015 laptop which runs linux and i feel to depressed for games tbhoni have no passioni sometimes played minecraft but very seldomlywhat are you playing?
just went to the supermarketi feel judged by the ppl working therei am currently eating a pint of ice cream (500 ml)i also bought half a kg of chocolate cake, and sweet breakfast cereals, and milkwonder how long it takes to get fat
im on fast until 4 :p
how can I do permanent hair removal at home? Shaving doesn't really work for me
>>44752200minecraft too! sometimes monster hunter
>>44752624sounds funi have monsuta hunta for psp
since the other nona brought up hair,should i not even bother with trying laser first to get rid of the black dots on my chin, center neck, and lip and just go right into electro?
Ugggh had my eye exam. So my retina is fine, there’s something fucked with my brain my visual snow has been getting worse
(quietly) penis
i wish i had a penis
>>44752185whoever you don’t like. someone being annoying? reply with “this is clearly squeaktoad”
Trader Joe's employee eyeing me like I owe him money. I don't like being perceived
>>44753312same but it was because I hadn't paid yet
>>44753312TJ's employees fuck. Absolute freaks. It's in the employee handbook.Get his number.
i think the moid I met in the bathroom from the suite over from ours told his fucking office about me.
>>44753390they compliment you at checkout so you know they’re dtf
>>44753397How do we stop the estrogen from making us paranoid? It's harshing my mode.I can't even pop addys these days. I'm too noided for grips.
gonna grab some eggnog icecream in a bit
>>44753429I think that's how they clock you. Real men don't know how to take a compliment. If they see you smile you're cooked.
>>44753503confirms i’m a moid
>>44753458any other time I would say im thinking like a schizo, only this time i met a new moid in the bathroom that was much older. when i said where I worked, his response was "oh yeah kevin told us about you" and it turned out hes in the suite that the first moid that struck up a bathroom conversation was from. he never expanded on that ;_;
>>44753564They clocking your mode because you chatty with strangers in the bathroom.
>>44753564what does "told us about you" mean
>you chatty
>>44753586they started it though, I was just only responding in kind Dx these mfer are defiently talking about the faggot across hall >>44753639this is what im trying to fucking find out.. he just left it at that and started lamenting about how they're an engineering firm that only engineers ways to absorb other firms
>>44753652could be as benign as just mentioning there's somebody new in the building?
squeaktoad straight up selling pussy
hello I made more cookies but didn't eat any yet :)
>>44753713i hope you choke to death on them
>>44753717how has your day been larry?
>>44753671this was part of the discussion with moid 2. you're probably right. thanks for bringing level headed reason to my hormanal mind nona~
>>44753652>they started it thoughBait and you took it.>they're an engineering firm that only engineers ways to absorb other firmsAh to gut the creations of our forebearers for parts. A career spent disassembling the very things you spent years learning to build is a sad path. But sadly a real and necessary one. Unfortunately there are some who do it with fervor instead of reverance. Dealing with them is the hardest part.
>>44753713hi miss kilogram I hope you enjoy your cookies :) what kind are they?
hmm i think i will commit suicide.
>>44753784brown butter and cherry C:
>>44753835I've never heard of such advanced cookie technology. Where'd you find the recipe?
>>44753750>Unfortunately there are some who do it with fervor instead of reverence.what a beautiful way to convey this point c:
>>44753835that sounds fucking awesome!
>>44753750the combination of your pointlessly affected manner of writing combined with the typos and grammatical errors amuses me
going to a concert tonight :D
>>44753889who are you seeing?
>>44753885Furtive and melancholic phoneposting is all I know
>>44753847umm I was looking for a chewy cookie recipe and I found one online then I thought I would change it and brown the butter first then also add some dried fruit to it and then in baking it first time I added some extra milk and flour too, idk where I found the original but I have the one I wrote out and made changes to >.<>>44753869:) I hope they come out good I like to freeze them first
the furtive ligma
im gay
if we all got turned into TLoZ characters, they'd make me the big one
I'd be oot ganon but cool and not a weird shiny wet puppet
I would be a gerudo with a very obvious bulge and suspiciously large jaw
>>44754053But i dont watch anime
>>44754082hot
I was thinking about a caste system we could implement between the 11 of us here(plus the secret 12th one)
am i one of the elevan
>>44754115There is only one of us and it is clearly squeaktoad.
>>44754115do tell
>>44754115I wasn't
i'm lishalicious!
>>44754171I've seen footage
i'm the 13th
>>44754181stealing my content >:(
im having sex right now
I'm solving the murder mystery right now
>>44754082
>>44754235literally me
>>44754174this is clearly squeaktoad
it's going to be a good day
>>44754271this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44754200I'm just borrowing it and I'll give it back when I'm done I swear
>>44754332dm me
>>44754332alright.just make sure to put it back where you found it
>>44754370My 4chan gold expired so I can't access my dms rn sorry
>>44754393i have information
merry kirkmas, everytranny!
i am once again fantasizing about having sex with Darren Trumeter from WKUK i just think he's sexy idk
>>44754745this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44754780you're clearly skeekteed
>>44754716>not saying everypony Debased
total puppygirl death
>>44754249i'm #lisha, delisha, lishalishalicious!
>>44754831br*nies were a plague worse than furfags, tohou lolicons, desu spam, or even dial soap
