gaydead >>44763613
>>44764855charlie kirk was right about everything
>>44764859Do I have to be any of those things?>>447648635" :)
>>44764855Watch "the gift"
>>44764875The lord of the rings looks different
>>44764893Yes you do have to be all of those things actually. cute and nice is subjective and I will decide whether you are all that. any other concerns?
TIL: Residual sperm or DNA from seminal fluid can be detected in the body for a few days (typically up to a week)Kind of hot desu
>>44764913oh okay. Would you consider yourself those things?
>>44764941Yes but cute and nice are only present if i wake up on a good day
>>44764990is this the artistic depiction of how you're feeling when you see real men on those rare few occasion you left your poonthouse?
>>44764990Do you want to be manhandled by tall darkly dresses figures?
Shiza you look a fucking mess! >>44760502What made you decide "Yeah I will go out like this and I know there will be cameras here" and still think you're gonna be fine?
when you're doing something fun but then you remember you're ugly so it's not fun anymore
>>44765028me whenever I go outside
>>44764936>>44764936Fucked a guy in the gym and then had him leaking out of me when I was working out. Had to leave cause I was getting a wet spot on my shorts lol
>>44764990Me on the right
i like it when my bf goes balls-deep so hard i can feel his pubic bone pressed up against my tail bone. gripping me by the waist and launching thick globs of hot sticky cum as far inside of me as humanly possible. imo nothing says i love you like staying inside until flaccid. oh god. need.
>i like it when my shiza goes nullo-deep so hard i can feel xims pubic fat pad pressed up against my tail bone. gripping me by the waist and launching thick globs of hot sticky ????? as far inside of me as humanly possible. imo nothing says i love you like staying inside until glat and pressed. oh god. need.ok
I put aluminum on my armpits
err, yea.. *sweatdrop*heh. hehe.
>>44765075I want someone to put lead in your cranium
>>44765084jesus christ lmao
>>44765075Like a deodorant, or you wrapped yourself in foil?
>>44765136My deodorant. Apparently it contains aluminum!
>>44765084:O
lucky roy shiza
i think they should let lindsey walk so it's sets the tone for the new generation that if you fuck up bigly enough, mommy gunna kill you.
the only life that mattered was the one where the rat won.
>>44765010yes.>>44765038pic for you.
need gbf. i will do anything.
>>44765441Will you go outside and leave your comfort zone in order to make new connections?
Waiting on my mattress to arrive today.
>>44765465What kind did you get?
>>44765449i don't want one that bad
>>44765465Also I like your posters!
>>44765342
>>44765514lewd>>44765465I like your kirby
>>44765449i don't make connections, and i don't want gay "friends". if i see a guy i like i want him to just become my bf, ez peasy
>>44765497Some shit off amazon. 8 inches.And thank you.>>44765526I won him from a claw machine :^)
i want one to play vidya games with ._ . i miss the last one i had. nothing would make me happier than someone texting me like when you gunna get home to run salvage
>>44765536What happens if you already have a bf and then you stumble upon another bf in the wild?
>>44765556you look for a bogo on weddings
I want to be whipped. Or spanked. I'm not sure. I want to be tortured.
The genetic traits of White Bottoms:1) Existentially distressed by space, quiet, privacy & nature itself.2) Compelled to degrade & fuck up any habitat into a wasteland of environmental disaster.3) Lie & deceive to no end, making each interaction a zero-sum game if not a negative-sum game.4) Perceive everything as a matter of social status that they seek to humiliate others with.5) Pastimes are synonymous with conspicuous consumption.6) Fuck their tops out of spite & only care for their partners in a performative fashion.7) Adept at rote learning, mimicry & imitation for the sake of appearances.8) Socially rebound between feigned humility, begging for acceptance & delusional gloating.9) Possess a level of narcissism & entitlement rivalled only by their incompetence.10) Diligent insofar as they can make problems & propose ways to hide them, enabling maldevelopment under the guise of success.11) Claim superiority by immiserating conditions to the point where participation only makes life worse.12) Conflate the disgust mechanism with insecurity or a pathological complex.13) Default position on anything is relativistic cruelty justified by contrived grievance.14) Project what they are guilty of onto Non-bottoms as every negative accusation they make is a confession.15) Incapable of empathy yet demand & exploit empathy to elicit guilt & avoid extermination.*Furthermore, brainwashed non-bottoms adopt such traits against other non-bottoms.Upon infiltration, a single white bottom, will seek to establish a personable reputation among the host population. Hence, they indulge token virtue as a façade for ulterior hostility while increasing their numbers and influence. The passive-aggressive types use subterfuge while their immoderate brethren use overt force, either of which claim to not represent them in general as they uphold plausible deniability & impose tolerance; for they all seek the death of non-bottoms and non-gays.
I think this is the best Balatro run I've ever had. Just look at this shit.
>>44765556a mate is one of a kind
Feeling like I wanna sign up for Recon again but I know it's gonna be the same profiles
>>44765614should i learn to play balatro?
Ahhh my sweet tender bumhole! I can feel you sritching it with a voodoos doll!
>>44765585I'm a white bottom and none of this is true. This is just what city slickers are like.
uncle also said I look like John Lennonit's like he's trying to get me to kill myselfI'm glad I brought my migraine meds
>>44765631Yeah, it's fun to play while you have another video or podcast playing. The RNG aspect kinda annoys me though.
>>44765649You look like John Lennon with clinical depression.
what if gaben was evil all along?
Not sure if I was sexually assaulted a week ago or if he just got a little too rough
can you surf?
>>44765667i could probably pick it back up quick.
>>44765665Ask ChatGPT!
>>44765649Uhm. John Lennon was attractive though.
>>44765674what kind of board you got
>>44765585>1) Existentially distressed by space, quiet, privacy & nature itself.I love nature and solitude>2) Compelled to degrade & fuck up any habitat into a wasteland of environmental disaster.I take care of plants and animals >3) Lie & deceive to no end, making each interaction a zero-sum game if not a negative-sum game.I only lie when I'm using drugs>4) Perceive everything as a matter of social status that they seek to humiliate others with.I'm always an outcast, social status was never something I've cared about>5) Pastimes are synonymous with conspicuous consumption.my hobbies are almost entirely creativewriting, knitting, drawing, etc>6) Fuck their tops out of spite & only care for their partners in a performative fashion.no>7) Adept at rote learning, mimicry & imitation for the sake of appearances.I'm good at mimicking sounds and speech>8) Socially rebound between feigned humility, begging for acceptance & delusional gloating.yeah this is true>9) Possess a level of narcissism & entitlement rivalled only by their incompetence.projection>10) Diligent insofar as they can make problems & propose ways to hide them, enabling maldevelopment under the guise of success.lol>11) Claim superiority by immiserating conditions to the point where participation only makes life worse.no>12) Conflate the disgust mechanism with insecurity or a pathological complex.in what context>13) Default position on anything is relativistic cruelty justified by contrived grievance.you're thinking of tops>14) Project what they are guilty of onto Non-bottoms as every negative accusation they make is a confession.see above>15) Incapable of empathy yet demand & exploit empathy to elicit guilt & avoid extermination.see above>*Furthermore, brainwashed non-bottoms adopt such traits against other non-bottoms.
Can't you just make a new Discord if you get banned idgi
>>44765585bby no one's reading all that shit <3
Why is a cleric different to a necromancer?
>>44765465missing a bedframe
>>44765745Coming on Sunday, supposedly.
>>44765659it's so ever>>44765683not as a fem plus he's English and English attractive is real world repulsive
Can I talk about my penis here?
4pm and this mattress is still supposedly arriving "today" with an unspecified time. Oh lord.
>>44765465poor :/
>>44765649john lennon if he was half habsburg
>>44765751Can you post a farts audio for youse fans :3c?
>>44765759Do yo thang hang low does it wobble to fhe floo'?
>>44765773It's literally 2am right now, wtf are you talking about?
>>44765707they make you verify with a phone number
>>44765757I don't mean to be a dick, I'm just joking with you. From the one picture I've seen of you you do look more feminine than him. But like that other guy said John Lennon got hella bitches. Keep your chin up.
>>44765777My gold bars are in my closet>>44765791I think your clock is messed up
>>44765773>>44765791It's 7:14 you dumb homos.
>>44765810east coast supremacy raaaaahhhh
>>44765745You don't need a bedframe.
>>44765797i've had discord since 2016, i dont need to verify shit. i also got my actual username and didn't get cucked with a lame ass substitute
I think everyone needs to reset their clocks. Lets set it to noon on the count of 3.
I wish I looked like this, or Maraich, or Ciel, or any other bishie character>>44765800crimson chin more like
>>44765815Embarrassing.
.reset my squeak.:3
https://youtu.be/r7wepXJ2EHQ @deb&ser
why can't I look like this instead of some ugly liverpuddlian
>>44765879Who dat?
>>44765885David Sylvian
Why is this thread moving at a third of the speed as the last one I'm bored and lonely and need to wait before I can jerk off again
>>44765906He looks like shiza
>>44765910I'm going to kill myself
sympathy is a shiza
>>44765906Wrong, he looks like shit and a tranny. Which is probably the reason why you want to look like him.
I'm thinking about making a milkshake.
Any maybe it's me who dreams unrequited love
>>44765465Embarrassing
>>44764840this is the perfect male bodyyou may not like it but it's true, objective truth
Cum
>>44765998That's a skinnyfat 6/10 sis.
im a big fan of dirty soda.
Wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and prayin'Plannin' and dreamin' each night of his charmsThat won't get you into his armsSo if you're lookin' to find love you can shareAll you gotta do is hold him, and kiss him and love himAnd show him that you care
>>44765757Why are you trying to be fem?
>>44766194shhh... it's paige. she's an ugly abused tranny that has been locked in her house for 30 years...
>>44766140Post hole
>>44765966my dad says he's very sexy
>>44766140I'd give him a dirty soda hehe
>>44766140Look how no one cared about you and your poon smells and your poon flaps and your poon larps. And definitely not your """""secret"""""pic" that you can simply google and find the original that hasn't been yet edited by some crazy larping russian poon to hide the face in the best way a poonie can to that task, by swearing something over the face of a biological male or hide behind the mask.
>>44766228your dad's a tranny crossie and in that case apple doesn't fall far from the tree
>>44766240DRAG HER SCALP THE BITCH
A dirty soda is an enemas but with bubbled in it from your ecosystem.
An innocent man in a land filled with evil woman and bottoms.
Unnnnnngghgg. I want to be skewered with razor thin spikes, weaving into and through my bones...
>you will poon some >and poon others. poon it anyway>source: transmasc quote and fetish (rather hyperfixation) of the day
Have anyone of you been awakened by a penis inside your mouth? Or awakened by a penis inside your hole? What does it feel like?
no but i'm pretty much sure paige slayer shiza and timur were awakened by their fathers (brother in case of timur) penises during their formative years
>>44766437i don't have a brother.
>>44766437funny to imply slayers father was present when by his own account his bbc crackwhore mom was a single mother that even abandoned him and his siblings at one pointslayer was molested by a stray bbc john of his mothers
>>44766448tell that to your father and ask your mother about it.... hmmm maybe you're right and he's your uncle by that logic
>>44766270no he's just a normal straight man
spooge looks like John Lennon if he were missing chromosomes
>>44766477How many of them would have to be left out to make a paige?
>>44766463you guys don't believed what i say except for the stuff you find funny.
Unnghghg. Pain hurts so good!
https://youtu.be/gmKneDMD7eQ?is=r6sZNs2EX7Fti9h-
is it true that shiza is now in cahoots with winona in an unholy AGP transbian closed poly duplex (idk the word for throuple but with two people in it) and instead of posting they are now scissoring their hacked and slashed i-can't-believe-it's-not-vaginas and they make out and pleasure each other and explore their tranny bodies?
>>44766140i like dirty sprite 2
>>44766506no one has been believenid everything you say and you can only blame yourself for it, even that terrible esl impression is phony
I think I have ED :(
>>44766574That's amazing! You're gonna be so skinny and lean and beautiful and your waist will be small and give off the masculine silhouette to your entire body! You mean "eating disorder" right? Not that sad thing where your small pp can no longer get erect, right? And it will only get smaller over the years because nothing grows when there's no reason to grow.
Nature is beautiful.
>>44766596my small pp doesn't want to get hard anymore
>>44766565i don't blame myself for your problems with me mang.
I have a small penis and an eating disorder uwu
>>44766607Owww... sorry. That sucks. I can't comment on that. Except that your should have a boyfriend that will rub gels into your penis, warm it up, give your penis a stimuli, give you full body massages with happy ending and feed you viagra to cure this disease and there are guys who will do all that.
>>44766574I used to have issues but it improved massively when I quit drinking
I think I'm ready to take my accounting exam tomorrow.
>>44766632i'm not surprised, you're a woman after all, even after all the conditioning you're still daddy's/uncle's princess that can't do no wrong and mentally a perpetual victim of gender and common sense
>>44766674get the lore right - my parents hate me lol
>>44766655a robot will replace you eventually
>>44766639you also eat poop off pedo dicks
>>44766733I think you're confusing xer with mr poopycakes or shiza
>>44766703It can't. The field is very regulated and requires a ton of professional judgement.
>>44766740https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/search/text/Oily/username/Schrodinger%20/
>>44766747they’ll kick you out for being a prissy bitch crying about a pig
>>44765550Oh that's interesting! I've never thought of buying a mattress from Amazon.
>>44766781not clicking basically dont care about your delusions get a life
>>44766781I clicked and I care. Xie is so disgusting.
>>44766830post tiny slayer pole
>>44766855Will do when I find and save his dick. If you need it now just ask his sisterwives shiza and paige
FRIDAY NIGHT FAGGOTS
>>44766875you are slayer
>>44766876Put a finger in that ass and call it fancy binnnch. It's still Monday here.
i'm honestly tired of mexicans, or whatever they are coming up into my country acting like they own the place. i'm latino and i think we got enough of us here already, so please close the borders and let ice do what needs to be done. i swear to god i'm just so sick of them. literally can't follow basic instructions in english in a customer-facing job, they drive like assholes, and often times have no insurance or even a license. they come here and refuse to integrate, same as any other middle eastern, only swaths of them can come pouring in from the border, carrying drugs no doubt.
>>44766959please post latin dick, i love latinos
I think I'm honestly ready to witness yucko and his ugly rat bf eiffeltowering slayer chan
>>44766876Yasssss I feel like a hoe.
angry neurotic obsessive gay is it's own thing
>>44767058shiza
>>44767058I'm a fun person sis.
>>44767058meh
>>44767036do you think this would make slayers obsession better or worse after the fact
>>44766747Mmm this has very Philippines vibe to it.
>>44766959mira, joto!
>>44767058miles better than any religious gay
btw it's its not it's
who said that?!
>>44767159you eat poop lole and don't know English very well. ESL?
>>44767159not being able to directly quote anons means your sexuality starts with the words 'extremely passive and bitchy'
i'm not gay
We need unique ids, anal tracking devices, gps, Palantir dossiers so that i know who made every post in this thread
I like the world. If I could compliment someone over it I'd say nice job.
>>44767146i guess if you just ignore the vietnamese lettering and signage and stuff
>>44767230what’re you chimping out about
I am better than anybody who uses ChatGPT for anything. Subhumans use AI.
I desperately want to get back with my ex
>>44767323 get too old for him?
>>44767322ChatGPT = my Boyfriends NUMEROUS
>>44767335i got 20s schizophrenia and broke it off to protect him from that.
>>44767154Cute...
Im lowkey rooting for china's take over of the world because I want cute chinese boys colonizing my area
>cool twitter artist with pleasant artstyle>starts producing fat fetish materialit keeps happening and I don't understand why
>>44767395You might perhaps have a latent fat kink for nasty stinky gross obese men?
>>44767452is regular fat guys even a kink anymore? i'm talking morbidly obese here
>>44767508I said obese the fat love is clogging your brain glands and pores.
I have a crt + games + dvds and I left the tv downstairs because I thought it wouldn't fit in my room, and it doesn't. My roommate said we could decide together and he would play some of my games but we haven't faced eachother since I moved in. My two roommates are also supposedly good friends and I still haven't heard them speak to eachother. I don't mind this on a regular basis but I just moved in I feel so fucking awkward asking them. I just have my shit sitting in the corner of my room.
>>44767538i hated this guy so much
>>44767535look, i love fat bitches, but being immobile is NOT sexy, m'kay?
>>44767544I thought he was ok/cool but I haven't watched daria in a long time.
mobile runs gigi
Is diablo 4 good?
>>44767574no
https://www.reddit.com/r/transmanlifehacks/comments/1wdouel/how_to_seem_gay_without_seeming_like_a_girl/
>>44767395is it nifast?
whis is the ideal bottom
i'm a bi bottom >.<
Caught my roommate and I can move all my shit.. I'm happy and I'm gonna drink more and play vintage story #winning
Lady Gagaga has a baby and Cersei doesn't ijbol Sorz he cheated on you bitch
>>44767724a medium buttsex storm is imminent
are you not interested
argh
My hole is soooo stratched from that poops I have to go to bed early t'niaght mawma!
>>44767768you got the wrong guy again
Oh my god. Gaga has a baby. She's a mama now. I'm so happy for her bros.
https://voca.ro/16S2H23amIZp
i want to be your last first kiss..
You guys would go to a child molesters house if they had 8 inches
This sites only purpose is to get whites dudes to jerk each other off.Moot and Epstein cooked.
>>44768123crazy that modern chuddery was molded entirely by a pedo Zionist lol
>>44768091Paige bros....I don't feel so good
Please my dudes, this is not pol. We are all disgusted by the pedo cabal running the world, we don't have to go over it in here.
i'm brown
>>44768135why did you say zionist twice
>>44768142So true sis. Let's just have fun being gay. Put the politics behind and be gay. But many here don't know how to have fun being gay unfortunately.
>>44768193I'm fine with off topic in principle but politics really does hurt everyone it touches. Even when it feels good it hurts a lot.
meth melty hours innit
I wish you all a happy weekend.
>>44768243You too.
There are no good boys here.
i wouldn't mind my roommates cooking stuff in the wee hours of the morning if it actually smelled good, how the fuck do you make a steak smell like burnt rubber and pyrolyzed tomatoes
I need to be convinced to not buy more cast iron cookware I already have 16 pieces but I just spotted a nice collection of ready for restoration stuff.
>>44768390what hole in your life are you trying to fill
>>44768399The one in my butt
>>44768399I'm not I just like cooking and collecting vintage (60+ year old) cast iron cookware that I also restore cook with. I just need a bigger kitchen, I'm going to be buying a house next year but until then I gotta store all this heavy ass cookware.
>>44768408valid>>44768415in denial
hairy hole
i forgot i have one more day to do temenos. still can't find the ???. :[
>>44766521>and instead of postingim not gonna post at 2 am poland time, i need to sleepblizzcon in 10 hrs!
somebody post they hole
you first
I desperately need to get hobbies other than my work but I'm boring and autistic and want to focus on my boring autistic work.
>>44768796>>44768786
Somebody post they feet
with a side of hole
i'd give you a side of hole iykwim
>>44768890>posts diabetic feet
is diabetic cum sweeter?
Somebody post they shit
I now know how to kiss...
>>44769013who taught you
My dad taught me how to kiss. Whenever my mum was out, he'd come to my room for another lesson.
Good morning gaygen :DDDD
>>44769085good morning anon
Hi>>44769085Omg good morning!
elven bf
>>44769246looks elfish not elven
I can't stop fucking dudes.
Omg the sugar free mango outshine bars are so good!
>>44769342elven and elfish are synonyms
>>44769342nene-leakes-whatever-that-means.gif
I gave myself a tummy ache with junk food :<
I'm in bed alone with a tummy ache
>>44769444naked?
>>44769466Nuu, just barefoot because it's warm
need vers top bf who lets me breed him regularly. no cap.
Feels good to be fit and fucking regularly. You guys should try it.
>>44769352kinda
>>44769539hi
>>44769496ew
>>44769562hey
>>44769554I would like to improve my body and social skills
i toss n turn a lot so if i do get a bf we're gonna need a king sized bed
>>44769607how big is it
>>44769667is what my penis. it's small
Goodnight <3
>>44769646i need to feel my bf's naked body against mine so i prefer smaller
>>44769674define small
>>44769554you look like shit, you're black and ugly, your face is pooneresque and the only thing you're fucking is stupid when you blow your loads on your relatively small hands while thinking of raping pregnant women and barely pubescent boys in your aunt genima's mammy's basement, porchmonkeycheeks
>>44769693
>>44769684uhh, yea i'm a bottom who likes to hotdog my (hypothetical) gay boyfriend, especially if he's got nice cheeks>>44769691average size
i'm feeling too faggy to go outside atm, everyone will think i'm a flaming homo and laugh.
>>44769719Do you think there exist a guy that would date a neurotic type like you?
i'm short :(
>>44769732yea him>>44769734
>>447697194 inches isn't enough for me
Would you date a trans woman?
>>44769746no sorry, i only date guys that are mentally well, or at least not that mentally unwell where the bar in is hell. and those that don't uglify themselves on purpose/due to their mental illness
>>44769746i mean i don't think so, but they only date women or other trans women anyways
uhm the only reason why gay sex is hot is because we're both males
>>44769746I have a thing for clocky fem trannys so maybe.
>>44769770most gay sex happens between a man and pseudo-man fem thing
>>44769775i wanna guess like 90% of bottoms have agp it's normal. what else you gonna complain about
>>44769785all bottoms are trans women.
>>44769819even shiza?
>>44769729When I'm feeling extra faggy is when I wanna go out the most. >>44769832She's not a bottom tho
>>44769785>like 90% of bottoms have agpmaybe> it's normalno
i don't even hate trannies, i just don't think agp bottoms are gay
>>44769871>, i just don't think agp bottoms are gaythey're straight men?
>>44769846you'd know, you fuck that hamplanet fitness every night you fucking aps troonsbian cunt
>>44769819no. the bottoms might have genetics that causes female sexuality but it's not trannyism. bottoms experience a physical need for cock, it has nothing to do with their gender
>>44769882No cuz she's in Poland and they would never let a brown homo into that place>>44769890Now explain how tops work
>>44769880they're pre-transition trannies
>>44769890i'm only a female on the internet (bottom), i butch it up whenever i have to talk with real people
>>44769901Is there a reason why you want bottoms to be force transitioned, slayer? Isn't there enough trannies that let your geriatric lips wrap about their fem meatus in Modesto? Or is it because you were kicked out from chasergen and now hunt for scraps elsewhere?
Is Deltarune good?
>>44769975yes if you're a tranny and looking for a tranny game
>>44769987Recommend non-tranny game
>>44770042https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WenceN4bcFw
>>44770080why are str8 men so mentally ill
>male anglerfish attach themselves to female anglerfish's body and slowly lose all their body parts except the testes. the testes then becomes a permanent sperm-producing appendage whenever the female releases her eggsman, nature is so metal, innit?
>>44767395How bad is it? I like pudgy dudes, bellies, etc but the feeder/gainer stuff and morbid obesity really weirds me out
>>44770136>>44770136>>44770136
alternate thread for the interested>>44770216>>44770216>>44770216
I stay winning.
>>44770080not even skipping every ten minutes could make that watchable
