unhand me editionqott: are you small or can you be picked up?qott 2: do you have your dog dick out?prev: >>44757131
gen broken by a greasy transbian awardbuckbroken by my life award
seventh hotdog award
Nigger.
>>44765572you have no idea
>>44765552Moving my dosage to 3.6 EEn so that I can be a rapehon.
moder moder on the wall, who is the greasiest of them all
>>44765594this is clearly squeaktoad
WHO CARES
who are the 11 moders and one secret moder?
one of you moders will betray me.
>the one day I got too lazy and didn't brush my teeth>someone tried to flirt with me
the blonde withc says there is only 11 moders and says it in colors so your brain is all like ohhhhh i need to adjust but it turns out the 12th moder is dead in his office
i haven't flossed all week because i'm to jewish to buy floss
beato
>>44765708hi
>>44765724hi
is the other lisha okay?
>>44765672i have information
>>44765714>I would rather spend $5k on root canals than pay $1-2 per month on floss I think retarded is the word you were looking for
fresh sheets fresh pjs washed hair shaved legs in bed earlier than usual nice glass of cool water you wish you were me so fucking bad
>>44765763still ugly
>>44765778ugly and comfy :)
>>44765763pedophile
*********** is a government informant
so what? so am i.
**************************************************************************************
>>44765825eww glowies get the fuck out please
>>44765836where do you think you are?
>>44765734hi
i have information
>my sheets are fresher>my pjs are fresher>my hair is more washed>my legs are smoother than a marble statue>i never left bed>my water so cool it hasn't thawed yetyour response?
half of the people in that list dont even post anymore
>>44765836I swear I'm one of the chill ones can I stay?
>>44765887ger
it's not what you think
dm me
>>44765915hiya
it's more or less what you think
who are the remaining moders?squeaktoadcowbotlishaagender
why is cowbot on the list?
>>44765972you are squeaktoad
you forgot tinypenismoder
i regret to inform you that i'm from Baltimore.
>where are all the men?!lol
>>44766000why would she not be
ugh. me andy
total moid death idgaf
happy kirkiversaryhappy 9/11happy death of america and the modern world
>>44765972you don't want to hear the answer
>>44766065you have information?
he's so hot it's incomprehensible
>>44766039died
who is the xfiles watching moder?
i'm just a moder who likes TV
>>44766088dm me
basedI try to get people into x-files because it's so good
>>44766136pedophile
>>44766169and?
>>44766176you are squeaktoad
definitive sci fi television rankings: TNG=TOS=DS9>VOY=ENT>Battlestar Galactica (2003)>LOGH>SG1>B5
xf>voy>sg1>*
>>4476620290s trek at its worst is still better than the x files
squeak my load
Dammit why do people keep acting weird around me
yuck!
mogs me
what is it like to be built like a pile of molten candle wax
cowbot jerking her shit raw watching this dude get fatter in real time
dude looks like the pillsbury doughboy
i would shoot myself if i was fat
>>44766266when you're as retarded as you are, how do you even know when someone is acting weird?
>>44766278it's just the camera distortion making my thighs look big.
I would shoot myself if my mental health were significantly worse
6 unique posters confirmed
I look like a cis man right?
>>44766303this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44766283this is true, cowbot loves fat men
unless he replies to me i'm reporting him to HR for harassment lol
Do you think they can tell I am trans? I'm Agender Fag BTW.
I can smell all the moders in here and it's making my balls vibrate
so based on the replies, people irl think I am a cis fat man, not that I'm trans. Well that's okay, there are a lot of fat men around in the US.
>>44766327You look like a cis woman to me but I'm not trans
I'm going to pretend to be a FTM irl lol
white niggas forever caping for goy trek
Do not diss trek
>>44766400you are squeaktoad
star trek is literally the only good TV franchise
never having the "can people clock my mode anxiety" award>>44765552>qott: are you small or can you be picked up?im one dense mfer ('.')
i myself like trek but it's obvious that star trek is mental-masturbatory commie slop
i looked in the mirror and realized i am a fucking HON
>communism le badyou are infected by Hitler Particles
>>44766452>>44766434>>44766430>>44766426all squeaktoad
Ur only a hon if you present female
sometimes i wonder if having longer hair brings hondom naturally and think about whether i going back to the fade will be better for me
https://voca.ro/17MhDVRtVFPJ
>>44766467well do you not?
>>44766510https://voca.ro/1j9TLi2jLgAq
I don’t know why I was so afraid to bottom. After my boyfriend basically forced himself inside me it was all good and I came from the penetration. I think me being scared turned him on even more
https://voca.ro/16SrUp8R2mz6
you think after he closed his eyes, his brain did the weird glitchy distortion video effect?
>>44766510/wmg/ - womanmoder general
i'm a patriot
wat to do if ur pet moid going through psychosis, thinking his room is bugged, and saying “if we die, we die together” 0-0
What are you all talking about?
>>44766682he sounds rational and i think you should listen to him
>>44766682yeah you’re torturing me by looking inside my brain and computer
the contradiction appalls him
anal sex with tohsaka rin
>>44766679i’m a reptoid clone of john wayne gacy
i would do anything for my country
vampire
>>44766766i would serve crack before i served this country
>>44766792the CIA loves when you sell cocaine
>>44766580Based you're a good fag
>>44766766this is clearly squeaktoad
i have become Indian.
Anyone can if they stop showering
>>44766930may i see?
>>44766941do you have your dog dick out?
>>44766941i'm still in the process
>>44766946*sigh*igmddo
>>44766961may i see?
god Damn my ass looks so fucking good
ok but unironically the Hindu faith is incredible i've been trying to understand to limited success
>>44767029Let me see it
Who's got a fat ass for me
>>44767052this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44767062squeakribbit
>>44765552hahaha the puppy has a weewee hahaha
>>44767131can you please not laugh? let's show some respect. it's embarrassing to be held up like that!
>>44767131you are squeaktoad
i have the body of a perfect bottom but i want to top. why must the lord be so cruel
i am large and difficult to pick up
>>44767204Let see me. There was one moder itt who looked like a hot tomboy
>>44767210even better
>>44767234you are squeektoad
born to bottom forced to top
>>44767270>>44767204now kith
Why are 4chan trannies not gay? The majority of trans women I've met irl through striking up convos are gay.
4chan usaged confirmed hsts
>>44765854hi
>>44767297you are gay
I live in a very liberal area and I've only met 1 tranny who genuinely hates men and acts rude about them. But here it's like 80:20 transbians over gays
>>44767324Where's the letter representing straight people in LGBT? Is it T?
im genuinely such a loser. im an old poster, some think i succeeded, but i didnt. i have no friends, will never be in a relationship.i could have gotten ffs/srs by now, but i didnt because it would be a waste on me because i would never truly pass, and will always be alonei have truly given up, my plan in life at this point is working to pay the bills, and once my parents pass (because i dont want to ruin their life), then ill kms too
>>44767338God reading that made me so sad. Lump in my throat
>>44767336oh you're one of those, eeek!
>>44767338>i have no friendsdo you want some
>>44767352srry>>44767363ive tried before, ppl dont want to be my friend irl. ive made friends from online but it never worked out. was always ghosted eventually. even met a few irlim just too ugly, clocky, & socially awkward
>>44767355I just understand. What's the point of willfully entering LGBT as someone who isn't gay and may be heterosexual male?
>>44767336>>44767338>>44767352>>44767355>>44767363stop squeakposting
>willfully entering lgbt
>>44767418whats squeakposting? ive been gone a long time, is that a poster or is that a new saying?
>>44767415fuck off jackintosh157
>>44767418Squeak is the most perfect tranny to ever live and i love her and miss her
>>44767436>I won't explain Fine but that's the usual response. I'd respect you more if you just said yes I'm a straight man with no interest in being a woman beyond my fetish.
>>44767439hey cowbot
>he thinks anyone owes him an explanation or cares about his respect
>>44767431jackintosh157
>straight man with no interest in being a woman beyond my fetishliterally me
>willfully entering
Whatever. It looks autistic to see guys on this board calling themselves lesbians and insisting on the fantasy that they're women. I'm not really gay, about half gay and half straight attracted to cis women. But I never thought about calling myself a lesbian because that's retarded.
>>44767475do you have your dog dick out
>>44767475>willfully
if this post ends in a 9 i can(legally allowed to) unmask every poster here
>>44767463oh, idk who that is
>>44767483How else to describe it then?
>>44767485i have information
>>44767378oh well i'd be your online friend if you want
>>44767534pedophile
>>44767491>willfully entering lgbt>how else to describe it
>>44767534im sorry, i cant anymoreive given upand a lot of people have said similar things, saying "oh no i wont block you!" and then they see how i lookthere's genuinely no reason to be my friend, im a complete loser
>>44767553>I was born a fetish baby who knew I was a lesbian at birth I mean come on bro AGP and autism are inseparable. Sissy fetish, lesbian fetish, it's all cringe.
>>44767556idc what you look like nigga
>>44767556>>44767560>>44767582all dog dicked
>>44767590srry, i just cant. my hopes have been built up and crushed too many time>>44767598what does this mean??
>>44767615okay well what's your discord
>>44767582why were you a fetish baby bro
>>44767621joeytwotits
check hunter schafer's instagram right now
>>44767621one sec, let me create onejust dont be disappointed :<
MINGUS!!!!
>>44767621loseropossum
>>44767439miss her? she writes every post here
>>44767677It's not her. I'm insane.
>>44767689>>44767677>>44767673>>44767659all toad. unusable gen
stop posting about toad
>>44767727you are squeaktoad
https://voca.ro/1awFArow6ZOq
voicemogs me
https://voca.ro/1dPXnYEDkF2T
https://voca.ro/19KzDl5WPxHt
go away britnona
white, you say?
>>44767941this is clearly squeaktoad
i'm a rizzless unfuckable chud
>>44767941heyi'll fuck ya
>>44768298this is clearly squeaktoad
i love getting high, am i right fellers
>>44768327you are squeaktoad
cant say anything here now
moonlilysundrop
extra caloric for hungry people
>>44768342you are squeaktoad
Guys I’m having my period, I stopped prog temporarily and I have a headache.
>>44768521you are mcdouble
>>44768524i am! what gave me away
>>44768535dm me
>>44768521can you do deluxe spicy crispy mcchicken
>>44768562best i can do is teriyaki mccrispy
erm.. thanks... >.< *drops it on the ground* OH FUCKOOO H NOOOO what will i ever eat now
oh my god burhfduyijvgfduyjvgfuygi
>>44768601this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44768621you are squeaktoad
>>44768623https://youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ
>>44768629is it out?
>>44768635of course I'm always hanging dong
I'm finally coming to terms with being bisexual. It's like having the best of both worlds. I get to enjoy a man's nice hot load, and a woman's sweet nectar vagina. Fuck. I think I'm bi.
>>44768646I licked my a*nts pussy today and I can still smell her juices on my shirt
Death is no longer terrifying.
>>44768646>>44768658both andy
>>44768663no unfortunately I only thirst for pussy penises are gross to me glad I dont have one
women are gross and annoying.
>>44768706why are manmoders almost exclusively incel?
i've been damned to live this life over and over
>>44768701>>44768706>>44768709>>44768717literally all toad. am i the only one noticing this??
I'm so much better than all of you
you mock me
>>44768727you suck badly at this
>>44768738squaktad
>foto_no_exif.png
>>44768709>women losing their shit when someone denies their pussy passi just think women are generally shittier people than men because they aren't held accountable to the same degree men are. it makes for some lousy people as they often have holier than thou mind sets. they're arrogance stems from never being held accountable. they're offen conniving and manipulative.look at the lindsey clancy case and how many women are out of their minds. that bitch is guilty as sin. what do women do? blame the husband. seriously? then you wonder why i don't want to be friends with you.
>>44768744you're the only incel in this thread go away
why are cis women posting here lol
>>44768646I never had pussy lmao. Only dick.At this point it’s over I just tell people I’m gay.
>>44768744this is clearly squeaktoad
>replies to himself
>>44768752I'm bored mostly
look at how they call me an incel. buddy, just because i don't want to have sex with you does not mean i'm an incel or whatever other slander you want to smear across my name.tons of women treat me shittier when they realize they can't use their sex to get their way. no. just because you're a woman doesn't mean you get a free ride. god forbid you have to do pick something up or clean.
the incel loses its grip on language as its anger increases
>>44768761you are squeaktoad
tldr post incel tits
they say i won't live another yeari wish they were fucking right
>>44768795i can hear my gf in the other room cheating on me on the phone
>>44768709because manmoders are mostly 4chan users
does anyone have a single older brother? i want a man to treat me like shit before i die
>>44768663one of them is very obviously agender
>>447688381v1 me in 2k right now
>>44768744>living in a fantasy world where men face accountability
>>44768843i literally just hopped off a few minutes ago </3but my controls are fucked right now anyway
>>44768858you are squeaktoad
>>44767436Damm, people don’t even know when I post or not.Guys I’ve been asleep for like 5 hours lol.>agender
girl go back to sleep, it’s 4am
um its actually 10 am you dummy
I am squeaktoad
>>44768876we know agender lives in dc
>>44768864shut up squeaktoad
>>44768861>>44768864>>44768867>>44768876all squeaktoad>>44768879andy
>>44768885im not squadtoad :(
how many times does she have to ask how many times she has to explain this?
>>44768882Why are you stalking me :/
why am i naked?
I'm stinktoad
>>44768900i have information
who do i have to fuck for all of this to stop
>>44768905post in party chat
>>44768906Me
>>44768909who are you
>>44768906you are squeaktoad
the spammer makes me not even want to post my dog dick threads
It’s time for my weekly depression spiral where I try to convince myself to detransition. Rlly what’s stopping me from becoming a depressed effeminate art man and doing that for a few years until I slowly lose all my relationships due to my own self loathing and become a bitter husk of what I could have been
>>44768931Squeak toad
i decided to die
>>44768955you are squeaktoad
I should impulsively throw out all my hrt #trvke
>>44768979YYes lets sex
>>44768988this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44768985please don’t
meow (>___________<)
My libido and self esteem is so fucked the only thing that could get me off is a fantasy of me getting raped.
just had to block someone on spotify again
>>44769044>>44769048andy>>44769046this is clearly squeaktoad
૮ • ﻌ - ა
>>44769058you are squeaktoad
>>44769064no i was actually mcdouble, i got you good
>>44769058punchy punchy ouppy
i'm fucking sweaty nigga
>>44769075i am a dog
>>44769048why
hi I'm squeaktoad
>>44769236this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44769241Correct!
>>44769245you are squeaktoad
2k is such a moided nigger game
>>44766092this cracker caked up too
Shaved my legs for the beach :)
>>44769610this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44769123omghiii
>>44768744>look at the lindsey clancythoughts on picrel
>>44769904this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44769687whales cant survive on the beach
>>44770106you are squeaktoad
>>44770120yes but you need to stop thinking about squaktoad 24/7 or it might damage you mentally
queeftoad
>>44770133this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44770148this is probably not squeaktoad, but experts will need to weigh in for us to know for sure
>>44770227that is clearly squeaktoad
squeaktoad has ruined the thread
ugly ass tranny sitting in the thread all day going hurr squeaktoad ya this is very funny
ya lol squeaktoad *sips monster* hahaha squeaktoadeee lmao *eats a stick of butter*
>>44770276>>44770289both squeaktoad >>44770298andy
does andy even come here anymore?
>>44770403you are squeaktoad
squeakadee squeakadum
worst thread ever i hope you all die
having sex RIGGT NOW
suckjob last night was so good
getting consistent sex without having to pay for it is the best feeling in the world
consistent phone calls feels better in my heart
i hate being a waifish hon twink
>>44770276“this is clearly squeaktoad” posting has at least
if squeaktoad didn't break people up this wouldn't happen
>>44771627you are squeaktoad
sex is disgusting
>>44770289if she was hot would that make it better
>>44770289fr that nigga never sleeps
hi, i'm the architect behind /mmg/. all of the things you say? that's me. "can i see?""i fucked her btw""not cool, chica"and so many more. pretending to be a wasian baddy? yep. impersonating andy and imbuing her with childlike wonder (but not malice)? yep. heck, i'm even the gardener. but this one... this "dog dick" question i posed.. because it made me laughit's been destroyed. by a greasy transbianand as a bisexual, that really hurts. so that's it, i'm calling it. every great artist has to have a final piece.
>>44771993i have information
if you're not a cop show me your dick right now
its tiny and im too->she's embarrassed
>>44771955nah i think she does because sometimes we have a couple hours without any posts about it
unshowered unshaved malnourisheduncaffeinated dirt under my nailseyes bloodshot clothes dirty sheets dirty
at what point do you realize it's 3 people? do i have to do everything
can you all dm me to prove you’re all different people?
>>44771993hit piece
>>44772093no
>>44771993you're definitely making every single thread
>>44772082hi twin
3 is an interesting number why do you surmise that
>>44772106well, it was worth a shot. carry on then
who couldve guessed making a discord would ruin an anonymous thread
>>44772138it's my lucky number
sippin till my stomach hurt then sippin some more
>>44772148as much as people say “squeakcord”, i don’t think the discord server is particularly related to this. half the discord drama came from DMs anyway
this message brought to you by the #squeakcord
>>44772194discord is still the problem, tripfags too. if i have to learn anything about you, i'll kill myself
all jokes aside there are several active discord cliques disrupting this thread
>>44772219lisha is the only tripfag left, and she’s mostly ancillary to the thread ruining shit
care to extrapolate?
i think we need 2 more namefags to balance everything out
>>44772228don't tell me you actually enjoy lisha
hello moders
Lisha is like the most benign thing on the board how tf could you hate her
the equivalent of exposing my genitalia on a public board
>>44772228lisha is an existing poster just shitposting with a trip
care 2 extrapolate?
care 3 extrapolate
you bitches care 2 much abt the irrelevant thats the issue
>>44772311>>44772311>>44772311
dubs and i post my penissingles and i also post my penis
>>44772242not really, i just hold no strong feelings towards her
