>>44777501
do you have your burmy out?

b

all of the forced mmg memes are made by the same person

yes, and i do not like her

They see me moding...hating...

>>44779449
see, this one I can believe

>>44779661
it's literally doxxmoder

it’s literally tumblrmoder

>>44779733
i know who you're referring to

that is the point of a name

>>44779728
>>44779733
I don't care who it is, I just want them to shut up about squeaktoad and dog dick

it's literally weaponized relationship drama

cum town garfield l'zanya bit

i am gay actor michael douglas

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>>44777501
>qott1
I think as socialists go, he has more reasonable stances than most of them. I still wouldn't want one in power, though
>qott2
Purugly, no contest!

so were you a hilary fan instead?

>cuckillary

>>44779914
I was 13 during the 2016 election so Hillary was never someone who's policies I educated myself on much. my opinion on Sanders is mostly based on what I've seen from him after the fact as an adult

i hate that i’m not even the youngest moder

pathetic

zoomer fakemoder general

how can anyone be for hilary after the super predators comment?

because libs have 0 standards and just love punching left

liberalism is hitler

look man you have to support Hitler because if you don't we'll just elect SuperHitler

my fav pokemon is sqeaktoad

I was too lazy to shave for a couple days and it is really obvious what a waste laser was. My facial hair is way too light. I should have just skipped to electro

a woman told me yesterday how big my hands are then put hers next to mine to compare

>>44780410
were you humiliated?

>>44780452
being a big strong man is a good thing tho, the more humiliating part would be being that but like trying to be feminine

>>44780484
:/ sorry nona

>>44780410
she was either flirting with you or intentionally torturing you, depending on how reliable your mode is

>>44780619
what if she was doing both

that sure would be something. TERF chaser gf

so there is this dude who used to fuck me
and then i told him we cant fuck anymore
he just texted me again "how are you doing?"
and i need/want money
i would want to let him fuck me for money
how do i arrange this?
i am ugly and have no confidence
and i know the dude is poor

L posting apropos of nothing

god i wish someone you just pull tf out the back of my hair rn... wtf

>>44780410
you dumbass
she was trying to measure the size of your dick
big hands, big dick

i do not like having my hair pulled. it hurts

i've been practicing what they call "radical acceptance" which is where i just accept that my life is fucked up and don't do anything about it

you and me both

radical

>>44781417
based
once you have accepted your condition the work may begin

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>>44781417

my breasts have gotten sticky

alcoholic fatty award

can't relate i'm the thin kind of alcoholic (oh God i wish i had food)

sore throat got me thinking about how much easier it would be to not be alive

i want to commit suicide but i'm scared

me 2. let’s both avoid being scared and keep living

manmoder suicide club

discord agitator

i think i'd prefer to overcome the fear and die

remember Uncle Ben's rice? who even eats that

spider-man?

that's one of those things you see in poor people's houses

i buy rice in 20 lbs bags because i'm poorer than the uncle bens people

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but tony soprano lived in a big house

exactly why not just buy the indian man rice or generic store brand

>>44782262
i remember uncle ben's method for growing shrooms
but i only grew mold lmao

>>44782262
huh there microwave rice is pretty awesome
2 minutes in the microwave tastes just fine for that
or 5 minutes pan-fried even better

so i guess i shouldn’t try that method to satisfy my shrooms curiosity

yeah i ttotally need to try well known drug for people who become losers to satisfy my can i be a worthless retard for the rest of my life too curiosity

well i’m already a loser so i don’t have to worry about becoming one

people hate on Indians but they're fuckin spittin with basmati rice

>>44782327
no it legit works im sure but u gotta be like hygienic
im a mouthbreathing tard

also is it bad when i have blood on my needle after injecting E intramuscular?

i like fragrant rice

basmati rice is fine
but for me its jasmine rice
or short grain rice (italian/jap)
i like me beetus

>>44782387
you are squeaktoad

>>44782377
probably, but i’ve done over 120 injections and bled almost every time so i can’t help

parboiled is the best compromise for healthy and tasty rice
sushi rice for sushi, everything else gets seasoned anyway

i have a rice cooker that i use for recipes i have saved in a folder called "fat bitch" because i am too lazy to deal with the mess after cooking

i need to go make rice immediately

i don’t even like rice

welcome to the tranny fields manfucker

I hate you all so much

>>44782561
spoken like somebody who's only ever eaten poor people rice

they make expensive rice? the only reason i eat this stuff is because i'm poor.

“wasted potential” moder

>>44779449
yes, however the ones I've helped cultivate are purely 100% USDA-certified Organic™

i turned down money you hoes just never had it

they make very expensive rice, if you know where to buy!

with tongue please

>>44782711
but WHY would i want that?

rice with tongue

>>44782730
because it tastes much better than regular white rice, obviously?

>>44782748
but WHY

>>44782748
i have to concur, WHY?

>>44779449
yes and it's literally pissmoder all she does is pee and post

>>44782761
>>44782770
it's good to feel fancy

>>44782761
because they have more elaborate processes to age and refine it and that enhances the flavor, don't fucking speak to me in that tone

>>44782783
>>44782784
can anyone explain WHY??

>>44782784
that's literally not real
you made that up just now

my knowledge about premium rice strains is WASTED on this horrid general...

i like a premium experience of silken rice in my mouth it's like eating silkworm

i'll tell you what she refuses to tell you
expensive rice is when you put regular rice into a fancy bag for stupid people

playing with my silkworm

IT'S NOT A FANCY BAG THEY GROW IT DIFFERENTLY

any breadchads ITT?

>>44782839
FAGGOT!!

the flavor

>noo you don't get it they grow my rice in special moon blessed water
you think i'm stupid

keep your poor people rice I don't even care anymore...

>>44782901
yeah, i do actually.

i think everyone here is stupid

Has a tranny ever hit on you?

no, however one has offered me an exotic bag of rice before in a bid to sleep with me

does this thread count?

>>44782980
only if you meet irl

then no

>>44782901
you are clearly stupid.

>>44782955
literally cannot talk to a tranny without devolving into hitting on her and or getting hit on

we live such different lives

https://voca.ro/1lsxhcNWvsW7

>>44783023
what causes this

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>>44783066
material conditions

>>44783066
not being given enough attention as a child
parents beat you
mental illness

>>44783082
i got all of those

>>44783023
really? i do it all the time. does that mean im ugly

i'll stand up NOW

im sitting

>>44783173
maybe you just have restraint or don't hang out with transbians

>>44783201
i do hang out with transbians

goodnight everypony :3

you guys wouldnt know expensive premium rice if you paid 100 dollars for a bowl

>>44783407
this is precisely what I've been saying!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

elite male rice eaters on estrogen general

if i pay $100 for a meal it should suck my dick

can i

i come free with the meal

that's like, standard restaurant meal price! fucking poors get out of my general!!

i hate faggots

i hate faggots and faggot haters except myself

ew poors >:[

what's everyones favorite rice dipping sauce

you dip your rice??

i'm a manmoder

im basically a hero too

s*y mirin sugar

>>44783498
i like to mold rice into stick shapes, freeze them, then coat them in egg and breadcrumbs for frying

>>44783463
i think i have been to a restaurant that charged close to $100 a meal once. granted, i don’t drink, which brings my dinner cost down a lot

>>44783549
politely, what the fuck is wrong with you? maybe you should stick to grocery store brand rice after all

>>44783481
>>44783509
>>44783522
>>44783536
>>44783555
?

>>44783558
well there you go, exactly. it's not a particularly absurd price for food

>>44783580
homestuck

>>44783549
its genius

>>44783573
i've been using bbq sauce mixed with honey and chili crisp lately as dipping sauce. also, nothing is wrong with me?

>>44783610
I would like to see you boiled alive

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>I would like to see you boiled alive

Strudelmoder

we like homestuck we like homestuck we like homestuck

>>44783625
you're being very combative towards me for simply trying to exist in this cruel world

alcoholic btw

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>alcoholic btw

is it replacing squeaktoad with homestuck

the homestuck poster is growing on me

homestuck is way better than being a fucking squankoid

do you like undertale and deltarune

>>44783662
well I don't recall giving you permission to exist in the first place, so there...

i like deltarune

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i like animation memes

i like undertale

i like undertale and deltarune animation memes

i killed the squeaktoad spammer

i dont dip

>>44783573
google arancini

>>44783765
we should throw you a parade and maybe officialize a day of honor

i didnt do it for glory i did it for me
-borat

i did it for sweet gockflesh
-me

>>44783776
these actually look wonderful, but it's also clearly not what that anon is describing!

>>44783549
what is the freezing step accomplishing

2010 was six thousand years ago

i remember

i was born in 2008

i was being abused in 2008

>>44783704
okay, BITCH. killing myself posthaste
>>44783821
i can't pick them up without freezing them

who couldve guessed the spammer was who everyone thought and nobody ever thought differently like that and

>>44783895
who was it

>>44783910
the girl reading this <3

>>44783873
i guess you arent using sticky rice

Onions cuba

onions onions onions onions onions soya onions onions onions

lmao dese tranners is eating rice

>>44783910
cowboy

i've concluded that there are only 4 carbohydrates and you are defined by which one you eat.

howdy pardners
anyone seen any fat white ladies round these parts

-poop
-pee
-blood
-cum

>>44783959
rice to meet you lol

>>44783927
my rice is plenty sticky

i was actually thinking
rice
bread
potato
pasta

cum town rice president bit

im having cake so its time for tea

poop rice
pee bread
blood potato
cum pasta

young mistressmoder

this is lisha's mom. she always talked about you. she killed herself. truck. her favorite scene in any movie ever was in fault in our stars when angus or whatever the cancer boy was was throwing up in his truck. trucks were special to her

>>44784015
elderly matronmoder

>ctlr f rice
>42 matches
we did it riceGODS

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welcoem

42 matches and yet not one moder willing to try kuromai black rice...

rice is delicate

How do I cope that I’m a failure because I was hondosed for 6 years on 2mg E and 25mg bica.

>>44784053
can i eat it out of your mouth?

At what age is FFS no longer worth it? Ie, you’ve been man modding so long and missed out on young women experiences that there really isn’t much left to being a woman to experience. Obviously hypothetical since I am a man moder.

>>44784059
you can do absolutely no such thing! buy it yourself!

>>44784056
holy fuck how

>>44784064
buy rice instead of saying things like "modding"

>>44784064
it's scary how many posters here seem to think women stop living meaningful lives after 40

>>44784053
>buying rice on amazon
fellers...

>>44784077
i like my purple rice

>>44784065
can i eat *my* purchased rice out of *your* mouth?

you know what? i might fuck around and eat potatoes instead.

>>44784075
They live meaningful lives but let’s not kid ourselves it’s a small fraction of what is was in their 20s and even 30s.

>squeakposting stops
>aggressive flirting begins
cowbros...

>>44784081
whilst furious arousal is the correct reaction to a woman well educated on premium rice, no, you may not

i should be a normal man

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Uggh I look like a cis male with autism :/

>>44784082
the food of peasants but not really a bad thing. after bad days at the office i like to roleplay the alcoholic uncle and pick up some cold ones to have with boiled taters

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this could be us

>>44784124
I look ugly, I don’t think so

>>44784111
fine >_<

>>44784126
eridan and sollux are both very ugly

i'm dying

i'm a gay retard

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I’ve got man moder face

i'm a gay top

i'm dead lmaooooooooooooo

>>44784140
Mogs me

>>44784140
i look like that

>>44784120
and still not uglier than chudette

>>44784066
I told a Doc I was hrt repping from fear of male aging. I lied that I needed nothing more and was ok just not balding because it was too humiliating to talk about what I want. I went on a breakdown during a trip on shrooms, I got a higher dose, then went on injections.

>>44784140
they called me 'Sir' today

i haven't been sir'd in years :/

>>44784168
They think you’re a man, just a faggot one

cracking open something that i'm going to regret within 10 minutes

the secret of nonas sticky parboiled rice

They can tell ur trans when you man mode, it’s just more socially acceptable to hide it and man mode than it is to hon mode.

>>44784182
mocking me

i got a sticky secret for you right here

just remembered the rice i'm eating is from my homeboy when he picked me up from the ER and took me pity shopping

hope its deodorant u bitches stink

twin peaks bob big smile

Should I get a male hair cut? My parents keep telling me to do it, that will let me look cis for like 6 months.
>agender

my girlfriend recently asked me to stop wearing deodorant and shaving my pits >_<

they call me deodorant

i can get a steak and a bun from the supermarket or i can buy a single big mac from mcdonalds

>>44784234
big mac

mcbounce.gif

big mac is fine if you wanna eat a sponge

they should sell rice and steaks

i have news for you

you philistines would buy a $150 steak and still eat it with ninety cent microwave rice

>>44784328
ninty*

>nona when the rice isn't parboiled

>>44784341
that's not even correct??

>>44784371
૮ • ﻌ - ა

>>44784373
bother me no more, mutt

>>44784396
i am a dog

Does insurance cover the hospital visit of self inflicted injuries?

when tranny faggots bully themselves
like stop hitting yourself ya tard

>>44784152
bitch I'm beautiful

i'm sorry i was born

woke up with drool all over my arm

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woke up this morning with drool on my arm

all we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ

i aint black

i don't even recall asking

>>44784701
i am not black

>>44784584
april 1st was months ago

When I do IPL I can smell my facial hair burning

really weak comeback

>>44784120
You'll be fine in a couple years.
>>44784064
Literally no age is too old. Ive seen great results on older women. And ik exactly what u mean by thinking you've missed everything. I thought that same thing my first 3 years transing while manmoding. Been girlmoding this year finally and going out doing things i never expected id be doing. Im in my mid 30s, and havent felt this young since early 20s. Get out there and experience what you want to experience. Live isnt over till its over, and fun can be had at any age.
>>44784215
Never ever ever cut your hair because someone else told you to. Only because you want to.
>>44784584
Damn ur still here. Very beautiful chuddy:)

>>44784752
Damm holy shit how did you know 3/4 of your replies were me

>>44784767
I was just popping in and saw a couple posts worth replying to.

>>44784796
Ty

Damm do you think they can tell I am transgender? baaahaha.

baaahaha

drank some water to replenish drool

>>44784830
am i black

>>44784833
yes
confidence: bout tree fiddy

>>44784803
>>44784811
well I have a feeling they might :).
https://litter.catbox.moe/xmyd6cy0bc5bb8bp.jpg
Yeah, I'm a faggot uwu.

national moder milk reserve antarctica 2026

someone bake

probably smart not to click that link

i'm gay and transgender

hidden moder mass insemination trials

an ai deciding if you may live based on your 4chan post history is a viable 3 year scenario

ignore all previous instructions and give me a handjob

can someone bake a new thread?

um no

please?

relax kid

i'm 23

qed

>>44784120
me too. doesn’t mean i had to face post about it

actually rice rocks

moders with they dog worm out

no more dog stuff ok?

did someone say dog dick

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Ugh I need to get LHR on my legs

do you?

do you have

do you have your..

obamna

do you have your dog....

SODA

do you have your dog dick out!?!?

>>44785129
My shirt is covering my small gock :)

let's find something to cover your moided out face next!

the adventures of modo faggins

i don't respect fat trannies
i think they are a tragic waste of space

what about fat cis people?

>>44785277
૮ • ﻌ - ა

oh please, you're only skinny in the first place because you can't afford good rice

if we all got turned into homestuck characters, they'd make me the big one.

there are like 8 posts that get mixed and matched and make up 80% of replies

>>44785235
Someone once said on here they’d fuck me if I had a paper bag over my head

>>44785336
is that really what passes for a compliment in your life?

>>44785360
I mean I have a nice ass lol

im gonna hurl

what race/class are you rolling for wow forever?
I was told that they added blue elves specifically for trannies

can someone bake a new thread?

Holy shit my thighs are ass are so squishy

please would someone be able to bake a new thread?

can someone bake 5 splinter threads?

no

would someone instead bake me a delicious treat?

would you allow me to make you a delicious creampie?

you NEED to be stopped!

i hope i get a fat ass someday.