Team Jacob = HSTSTeam Edward = AGP
Who is bella?
>>44781357What if I think they are both toxic, abusive assholes, and also that a vampire older than my grandpa shouldn't be hitting on a high schooler?
>>44781463team charlie
>two guys creeping on women way younger than them
>>44781521You need a therapist. Badly.
>>44781525I really do after seeing these movies
>>44781521Jacob was the same age as bella
>>44781574How young is bella's daughter?
>>44781594Okay i blocked out the imprinting thing yeah.
>>44781607It's so stupid it's hilarious. Everyone who ever liked those movies memory holes the baby imprinting shit.
>>44781607I think it helped that I watched them already not liking the story so these things stick out more
so if jacob thought he was into bella because she had half of her kid's dna that jacob preemptively imprinted on, why didn't he feel the same way about edward?
>>44781357explain though
>>44781500Honestly, a bit. But maybe that's because I'm in my 30s, and he looks kinda like husband material.Dude would never stoop to dating a trans woman like me, though.>>44781521Seriously, it's creepy.Like, don't get me wrong, I still kinda like the idea of a vampire being into me, but I'm in my 30s. And my interest is more in a suave gentleman with a castle, and not a glowy weirdo in high school.
>>44781443A chaser.
>>44781808>Like, don't get me wrong, I still kinda like the idea of a vampire being into me, but I'm in my 30s. And my interest is more in a suave gentleman with a castle, and not a glowy weirdo in high school.it's a romance fantasy for teenagers though, that's the point
>>44781877And when I was a teenager, the idea was kinda hot. But then I grew up and realized that this teaches some horrible lessons to teenagers.
team carlisle, but I'm old. was team Jacob when I watched it the first time
>>44782166You know what? Fuck it. I am bringing the vampires of my youth back.Team Angel
