past life >>44780919
I like a hot, pink center.
>>44784558i usually hate these thumbnails but it has pink and pokemon so i like it good job
gay men, how would you break-in a bisexual if he's never had a bf before? not saying he's a virgin, just that he's never actually been in an actual *relationship* with a dude.
posted in the wrong thread bc I'm a brain damaged retard >>44784254 #it's badmaybe I'll post proof later or something idk>>44784352 #giwtwm>>44784447 #>wanna feel his boner pressed up against my asssometimes I put my phone between my cheeks and pretend it's a man's erection, pressing it against my perineum as though it were a probing phallus, nudging insistently the way a starving dog presses it's snout into it's master's hand, eager to be fed
anal sex is the only drawback from homosexualityOther than that, there is absolutely no reason to prefer foids over men
>>44784655My only problem with anal is im small and the bottom is always big so its like im trying to break myself into some crazy gymnastic poses just to fuck
i like getting bred, why else would i be a faggot. seems pointless to argue because everyone knows bottoms are born that way
>>44784655You don't actually need to have anal sex.
>bottoms aremolested
>>44784682damn beaten
>>44784655Ftms exist if its that big of an issue>>44784667Cowgirl is your friend here
do bottoms like to get their dick sucked?
>>44784704No he definitely rides me but hes so much bigger than me it feels like snu snu and my pelvis shakes
>>44784720uhh if my bf is gonna do it he better commit to it and swallow my load because ain't nothing more rude than spitting out your bf's cum. you don't like how sour it is? don't complain, you take it like a man. got that?
bottoms who are hard during sex
>>44784783how could you not be
>>44784516I am glad you enjoyed the pie. My fridge is always full of leftovers from meals I don't remember having lol. I don't blame you for disliking this place and don't recommend it. I hope you have a good evening and week ahead.>>44784528I'm glad your back is at least a little better. The wrist pain will make a slow exit but at least you can have faith that it will eventually be quite gone. Have a good night.>>44784731Hi Marina. Just sayin hi and hope you are well. gn
>>44784804They're thinking of trannies.
how /gigi/ can help save our gay bros in south korea from the evil female sex?
>>44784731Hi again, Marina. Fortunately I checked the previous thread and saw your reply. Yeah things are going fine for me. I've said this before, but the medicine I've been taking has been helping somewhat. The pie was good, idk what else to say?Do you still go on those night errands you used to frequently do? Personally I'm the opposite, I like to get my shopping done before most people get up. Usually around 7-8AM. Oh and it's fine if you don't immediately get this post, no hard feelings. I don't expect anyone here to constantly refresh the thread looking for (You)s.>>44784822Yeah I can't imagine what kind of horrors dwell inside your fridge. Have you watched Cowboy Bebop? I believe there's an episode involving a monster in the fridge or something like that lmao. You should watch it sometime if you don't hate anime?
>>44784822Oh, and I wish you a swift and enjoyable weekday.
>>44784854>>44784911My fridge is fine, tyvm. I am just always finding food in it that I don't really remember buying. Which isn't saying much I guess. I'm sorry, I know next to nothing about anime.Anyways, I can tell I am failing at chat atm but I am glad you enjoyed your delicious apple pie and hope you are ready for the new week ahead. I feel better reading that you are feeling better. Be well<3
>>44784720Yeah, its hard to cum from it though. Good blowjobs are actually really hard>>44784721Getting him to not crush you is important, but you can fuck him in cowgirl too, he just has to let you move under him
Im tired boys. But I gotta stay strong for my boy because hes almost home
>>44784939Goodnight Boomy. I am sleepy too, see you next time I do.
I meant to post this last Sunday but I forgothttps://voca.ro/19j3FbqngrSZ>>44784651I'm sorry, Anon :(You can share what you sound like if you'd like!>>44784822Hi Anon! Thank you! I hope you are well too and have a good night.>>44784854I'm glad your medicine is still working and that the pie was good! Sometimes I do my shopping during the day but lately I've been doing I at night because it fits my schedule better. I do like being up in the morning and having a longer daytime but nighttime is nice too. I hope you have a nice rest of your day Mr Popcorn! I enjoy your presence!
>>44784949pedophile
It could only be worse if the french were in this thread.
Honhonhon baguette croissant
>>44784851>2016nothingburger
>>44785228The flaw with "if you don't have anything nice to say, say nothing at all" is revealed at these times of night.
>>44785228their accent is sexy though.
how it started: strait's closedhow it's going: straits closed
>>44785321Diesel has hit a record high.
indecipherably scrutinous squeak of unholy origin
It's so much easier to be anywhere and do anything with someone I love
>>44785362True
what an annoying bastard
i think too much about having a pussy in my sex fantasize.
>>44785471You don't think much about being an annoying retarded pooner
>>44785474not at all.
https://files.catbox.moe/6jcr5w.jpg >>44785488
>>44785484I can tell. Something your inbred retarded parents couldn't teach you about. Or give you enough love so you'd turn out normal. Next time I hope you'll get a splash of acid thrown in your face or on your gross vile desperate autistic coochie.
I lold when he mentioned normal
>>44785524A lot of girls in this thread.
>>44785501jk i dont get pierced or shave anything but my balls and hole.>>44785511please don't do this im trying not to get horny right now.
>>447855497/10 body with the 5/10 face. werk
>>44785549perfect thick diccked BAC asian twunk, domtop ofc
wish i have a 7/10 body and 5/10 face man.
wish to be a biological sane male first
I'm in a parasocial relationship with jager but he doesn't know it. I'm your biggest admirer and I'm gonna keep it to myself once more.
School needs go start faster so I can get a boyfriend
>>44784558>pink underwear and pink socks.i love the light touch of fem
>light
It's light for me sis.
>>44785572you should move to greener fields.
forgotten, fossilized, archaic
I am a fucking architect
>>44785589There's very little to look forward to
why is it from insomnia that i feel extra sad about things?>>44785659you can't appear the future.
I am Archippus
i'd arch your ippus iykwim
>>44785669You know that wakefulness is light activated, right? Phones are infamous for keeping people awake. And the ability for your brain to turn dark into sleepy decreases with age.
>>44785718yes i know.i am too restless that putting off the phone won't matter.
ippus ippus puss pussippus ippus puss puss
>>44785454Xanthippe? True. fuck that catty FAKE cunt
Do you guys like to smell male pheromones/scent? Which body area smells the best if so
Fuck all of you
Poop from the butt.https://youtu.be/nljD1Dt2ySk
>>44785793balls.
Poop goes in the butt
legalize gay weed
idk what to do.
>>44786107i was gunna smoke a dube and dilate my vagina
>>44786107unable.
>>44786123thanks. don't just stick it in. make large circle motions.
>>44786135i slept last night. i got 7 hours. now i'm having coffee for breakfast.
>>44786135i do both.
>>44786145i am very tired.
nothing would make me happier than rennovating the bathroom. i would be so happy with a walk in shower with a bench to sit on.
>>44786166maybe a shower.baths feel gross to me.a hot springs or hot tub would be so good with booze.
>>44786187shower beer?
>>44785549hottie
>>44784558If I were a roman emperor I'd castrate you and make you my concubine no homo
>>44786198weird.it just makes me feel nauseaus and dizzy.>>44786190no i don't normally drink in a shower.
>>44786184
would you eat recycled vegetables?
>>44786123I admire that he's American but still decided to arm himself with a stick instead of a gun lol>>44786184>benchHoly unc
>>44786315he cant afford one
>>44786318a gun or a shower with a bench? cause you can just 3d print one of those things...
>>44786322>3d printNerd behavior
Is someone cutting onions?
>>44786336randos on twitter that starts to care about beauty contests the minute the chopped winner is black
>>44786355two actresses posters now?
>>44786367Idk. I did see someone post about farts using Kate pics earlier tho
Have you ever put roots on somebody?
>>44786322slay? both lol
neither i meant, epic grammar fail
I need to plap.
>>44786406
i need to get aggressively fucked.
Good morning to my western hemispheroids of gaygen :DDD
>>44786424yes we all seen it gurl
>>44786444i was a chubster at 6 already dw
>>44786446Are you gonna play hardcore Forever?
>>44786456i dont play hc at all, i might play forever if they properly support SD graphics
okay
>>44786488dosent wake my dick but very cute boobs.
Is this conversion therapy
mkdir -p "/sdcard/Documents/If You Find This Phone/Proof I Don't Suck Troons"
>>44786632that's why i don't reallt have any goals in life. to want is to suffer. if you don't want anything, it's not so bad. everything ya get feels like a treat or a bonus.
>>44786632sounds victim blame-y to be honest
>>44786664Oftentimes it is. We can take measures to help ourselves but insisting that we make excuses for or blame ourselves for other people's assholery is toxic positivity.
Which gaygen poster would you take on a date?
>>44786709I would take shiza on a date and leave her with the bill
>>44786709maybe would drink with winona platonically.
>>44786712i'd just pay it and let it go
anyone else have a medical condition that stops them from having the copious amounts of gay sex you'd otherwise enjoy as birthright
>>44786725it's about sending a message her gluttony needs to be paid
>>44786727it's called an oleostomy bag and it's all the rave. the new kate spade.
>>44786727>swapping pronouns mid-sentencegender dysphoria is your medical condition?
I'm not a real Christian though
>>44786727I might be bipolar. Pretty sure it runs in the family. Back when I was drinking more I had some ED
>>44786693well in situations like that you could just choose to not care about them being asshole and your suffering would stopI'm thinking more of like PTSD or rape where it's non voluntary
Twink butt
Slayer butt
my bf's stubble hurts my face when i kiss him :(
poles and ukrainians are not better then me.they think so but itsnot true.
>>44786786>just stop caring bro
just let it go
My bf called last night upset that we didn't marry while he was in the US and try to adjust status.
>>44786851where is he from?
>>44786885Brazil
Next thread should be dedicated to Charlie Kirk
>>44786709I would take a verrry certain poster to Corrective Physical Behavior Rehabilitation via regular Palm-to-Face therapy treatments. A VERRRY certain poster indeed... VERRRY VERRY CERTAIN VERRY VERRY VERRY asdhklxzhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsdJ3eFy7SI
>>44786829post pole
erika kirk is a massad agent
i miss holes
ai was created by gay people and hating it is self-loathing
>>44786948ok and? israel is our friend
>>44786712i dont like eating out
>>44787085why?
i sometimes like eating out
>>44787107i just like eating at home
not now, mommy's got a migraine
Gyat
diablo 4 kinda sucks... it's like an insanely high budget mobile game
>>44785718all modern devices have night mode today. i use my laptop or phone in bed too but once i turn the nightmode on, im dead asleep within 5 minutes
>try knitting a couple rows for the lace stole>tail end of migraine so trouble focusing>slamming noise from the next room over>fuck up two rowsfuck I'm going to kill myself I'm so fun of hatred and rage and anger right now
>>44787233Everyone has been saying "d4 bad" for years, anon. Did you think we were kidding?
i cant stand him
>>44786355yay angie!!! love seeing angie in here. good job, winona-kunn :)
need an indian bf
>>44785362im so goddamn lonelyfuck you
>>44787257nta but im dreading whether i should play it or just stick with daiblo 1 and 2. i didnt like 3 that much. diablo 4 looked great when the first teasers dropped but not sure if it still has the grittiness of the first 2
>>44787257i was hoping it just had an awful launch like d3, but i think it might be worse than d3 in a few ways
>>44787272Then get a chair bitch because you're gonna get tired
>>44787285diablo 4 is fun tho
its illegal for poor people to be happy apparently
shh dont telldont let it get out
>>44787300promise?
what will i do without my checkbook?? i dont think ill survive without my checkbook
i'm too much of a freak to ever have a bf. i scare them away with my hyperactive sex drive and weird kinks. if aliens exist they should just take me away and drop me off at the nearest furry planet with a few Gs of the local currency in my pocket
johns do be shutting the fuck up
>>44787344what kind of kinks
slayer sucking bbc before his mother slaps it out of his mouth because thats HER john
>>44787285Play PoE?
>>44787382nope. the artsyle doesnt look good to me, character designs are meh too and the skill tree layout gave me nausea just from looking at it for 3 seconds
I did not want to do shadow work today but the shadows won't leave me alone
VERRRYVERRYCERTAIN
No reply?
actually, nothing in life is free ive done all the calculations and found that out
>>44787390D4 is unfortunately the 2nd best if you aren't into poe. Last Epoch, Grim Yawn, Torchlight, etc. are all mega doo doo. I haven't played NRFTW since I'm waiting for the full release, but I've heard only good things about it
i hate my sister SO FUCKIGN MUCH
>>44787364who's askin?uhh, idk how to describe it but i like the idea of becoming a monogamous cum dump. also into domination, feminization, humiliation, roleplay, furry etc. basically the normal stuff.
i just wanna rmt
shiza's wolverine
of course i throw money at everything, thats how i resolve all my problems
>>44787425it's surprisingly effective
bartering isnt really fun to most people
Talking to this 22yr old top that's into watersport. Like he wants me to piss on him and stuff. Not really so much into that. He's pretty hot, def my type. I think he's a closet bottom and I'm going to have to turn him out and fuck his ass. I just don't get a top that wants to get pissed on. I will investigate this matter further.
>>44787448I once found a cute guy that was into ws and thought I could be open-minded enough to entertain him even if it wasn't my thing. Turns out, absolutely not!
>>44787448Been there done that
>>44787421real money trade?
>>44787447and then you wonder why my brother calls me jewish
i'm so jealous of guys who have bfs.only if they're both cute though. otherwise i just feel disgust
>i must kill you because u actually defeated capitalism after i joked multiple times about wanting to end capitalism
odds: goon to swarthy middle aged menevens: chop off penis and set it on fire
Lol I got my laundry back someone took it by mistake I guess 0_0
>>44787459yes
>>44787456I will oblige him But I wonder if we can do that after sexI don't want to get all pissyGot a feeling I'll just piss on him and then just face fuck himPretty sure I won't get too pissy if I'm doing the fucking
>>44787465either way youre alone and hating outside the club
capitalism is on my mind 24/7 yes
Turn around, stand up like a man and look me in the eyeTurn around, take one final look at what you've left behindThen walk awayFrom the greatest lover you have ever known
Who uses a checkbook anyway?
>>looks like a woman's reproductive trackcoincidence?
>>44787490having sex is easy, so many sluts to choose from. getting a bf is 100x harder becsuse not a lot of good monogamous males out there. most gays are degenerates and i'm tired of pretending like they're not
i hate rich people
Thankful that I found a monogamous virgin to be with me. I’m beyond blessed. Feel bad for those of you that struggle but only slightly
>>44787517what you got no savings? broke ass nigga
https://voca.ro/1mHxR986fonY
i love poor people
a furry without a fursuit is like an angle without it's wings
>>44787514>getting a bf is hard Because you wont date mr pancakes thats the real reason... Basically there are so many pozz individuals ready to settle for a man inside a monogamous relationship but aint nobody wants him
What do we do for work around here?Is your job gay coded?
>>44787532i'm a perfectionist so i wouldn't want one unless it's like premium quality and fits like a glove. also i don't even have a fursona, i'm not really into the scene i just fap to the porn okay...
i love god. why hoard money when you can donate it to the church?
I’m glad to live in a walkable bikeable fuckable suckable city
>>44787546Someone said that shizas job is to fluff pornstars and give them erections before they film
>>44787546I work at a desk job where 95% of my coworkers are men. None of them are gay except me :|
>>44787407>I haven't played NRFTWa what now?
>>44787546construction industry
>>44787555That sounds pretty comfy working around all menI work around men but they're all nasty and unfuckable. Out 100 I see regularly, maybe 5. It's blue collar work tho.
>>44787557no rest for the wicked
>>44787546I make vidya gayms>>44787569>blue collarI just know they're fine af
>>44787329yes, don't expect the complexity of poe or the build variety of grim dawnit's a fun game just exploring and doing all the side contentthe endgame is rubbish
>>44787566Very coolSome of those guys are hotYou probably stay in pretty good shape
lol how have you never bartered not once in youre life? wtf
>>44787546my work is honestly insane, not a lot of people can do what i do which is why they can't fire me they will never find another person with my raw skill. i want more pay though, so i'm looking. won't be happy til i see 20-30k a month. staff at FAANG often make around around 700k a year and then distinguished is easily over a mil
I wish a bottom would fall in love with me...
>>44787583NoI drive a truckA log truckIt's all old fat diabetic smoking boomers
>>44787592my top bf isn't exempt from having my penis in his ass. daddy has needs too
>>44787626>verscum drivel
>>44787592There's like 5 btms to every topWhat's your problem>>44787590Nice. That's sound pretty gay and maybe autistic. I suppose at your level dating has its challenges
>>44787639>What's your problem
so like is the chipotle site bugged or something?i want have pollo asada in my burrito bowl but the option isnt there
>>44787638in a healthy relationship there must be balance. if the top gains too much power then the bottom will suffer.
>>44787648Good.Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
>>44787640You can fix thatOr just find another fattie
>>44787571looks cartoonish af and what a terrible name for a game too. modern dark fantasy games have too much shine and oversaturated color palettes i tell you
what do you think about flip fucking?is it too much work, or could it cause sensory overload? i just find it kinda silly how with homosexuals they can literally swap in the middle of sex, heteros can't do that xD haha. (i used to be hetero..)
>>44787641>i want have pollo asada in my burrito bowlwhat you want is a polla asada, fatso
>>44787641not available for you
>>44787686Its actually gorgeous tho
>>44787691It's a beautiful thingI can't fuck some guy that's much bigger than me tho. We have to be pretty similar
>me the first time i slept with my bf
>>44787714Sleeping in the same bed as someone sounds obnoxious as fuck.
>>44787714are you a werewolf
what are some easy jobs that dont require skills or work
>>44787731none. get off your ass and work you ugly goblin
>>44787731being born into a rich family
>>44787743you are so fricking rude
>>44787731being human trafficked for organs
i wish i had a bf to have sex with
>>44787772You don't need a bf for thatThere's worse things than being singleOne of those is wishing you were single
>>44787786get out of my site
Only like 2 people have bfs here?
umm meoooow argh!
fathers are twerking their big daddy asses sideways off a wall to juvenile on reels
>>44787802yucko and who else? debaser is single now & he is the only other trip i remember having an boyfriend
>>44787833timur
https://youtu.be/WpQrAbkM3dIi wanna ride in the jag
>>44787833Can Gemini count as my boyfriend if I have it roleplay as one?
>>44787841until he can confirm that with pics that's a larp
Should I get fucked by a fat daddy?
Im erm scared someone brought my laundry back to me
>>44787731HR, elected official, board member for a religious "school."
he's not for you. he's for me.
so i have a smasnug phone and an apple tablet, and the smasnug is like 6 years old and still fast, but the apple is barely 3 years old and already a laggy piece of shit
>>44787865Even if he were to try to confirm it it would be some gemini edited pics that he stole
>>44787881I hate that clothing design, Code Vein had a ton of that shit and it sucks.
If you coat sperm with olive oil and microwave it, it turns into something like cheese. It's very delicious.
>>44787881that's a woman
>>44787913imagine the smell
>>44787913wolverine?!
>>44787913ewwwww
With just the least amount of independent thought and unguided research, one often finds that the original cause of most problems in the world trace directly back to the Jew.
i need to bred so bad, oh my gosh. i'm, losing my. mind.
it's crazy how attractive young russians are
breed*
>>44787990shit thanks for posting him finally found his ig i saw him once and forgot to save it
>>44787990
>>44788015LOL MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
Their conversationThe couples, romancing, so naturalHis friends stareWith eyes like the heads of nailsThe othersGlancesWith amusement, with evasionWith contempt, so distantWith malice for being a sty
lol @ the bald fat and aged getting riled up by a beautiful young twink
THIS is a beautiful young twink, not that jar jar binks you posted lol
otters/twunks mog every time lmao
i hate coming back to work on mondays. But i love a slow, lazy sunday with my lover. in bed, skin to skin, in + out of sleep, scrolling youtube over his head while he watches tik toks on my chest, hairy thicc butt in my hands, lil sex, ordering sumn good to eat. just existing together with no responsibilities fr.
I hate twinks I wish every twink was force fed and forced fat
5 posts in a row and still going. you got mental illness and it's not even funny. just fuck off already. anyway i'm out.
being a twink is ugly cope
i wish i were being forced fed
>>44787870Yes fat daddies are the highest form of pure sex
What makes the pedo stache so hot on twinks?
>>44788199Its not
>>44788206What do you know about twinks?
You all have the worst taste in men >white socks>mustache >faggy voice>looks like he just stepped out of the camps during the holly
>white socks aren't attractivewut? Is it a joke? Twinks wearing white socks are the hottest
full beards are better, but mustaches are alright
>>44788199looks like my bf
my head, i cannot take the pain >>44788199this looks subhuman
>>44787913this is my ideal type of man
>>44788269>my head, i cannot take the painsounds great, mate
>>44788233i would suicide bomb a kindergarten if i could get a crack at his hole first
>>44788269deserved
>>44788336right bottoms for left
>>44788315>>44788328you will keep being single or keep being with your uggo bf that you dont like much nyaaa
>>44788356you will feel pain in all ways until your life ends and no one will ever care mwah
>>44788356and you will keep being larry which is worse
Larry is a turd burglar he steals turds from the bathroom of piggly wiggly
does anybody have the painting of the dude being held down by a bunch of guys while somebody is attempting to saw his leg offi love that painting so much
>Nearly anything worth investing in trades OTC, which means I have to pay commission on the trade.this is bullshit
>>44788387he also eats dirt. gets his protein from small insects and worms in the dirt while shitting out the undigested dirt back into the garden. the shit dirt that he shatted out is then mixed with the regular dirt. he then turns the soil over to replenish fresh dirt to eat when he gets hungry
>>44788398why did you laugh at christian kids being killed, ida?
methy lashing out at idanon because he intimidates him lol
>>44788429bitch, whuhh? i made that post and im not slayer
>>44788429idanon is another example of what he desperately wishes he was so that tracks
>>44788505>>44788505>>44788505
natsu and lucys son from fairy tail is really funny i love him
