I have funny story for you legbutts>be enby>best friend is trans girl>her mom is a huge transphobe and they hadn't seen each other in years>mom said she wanted to meet her and be in her life again >said she's not fully supportive or anything but wants to 'try'>friend says ok but she'll only meet at a queer bar and her friend (me) gets to go too for moral support>mom agrees>we all meet up>mom is shocked at first but then says friend looks nice>friend and her mom look very alike, mom looks like one of those older women who tries desperately to look younger while friend tries to dress older>awkward and fake niceness and small talk all around but they start to become more friendly and jokey after a little bit>waitress comes over for drinks>sees them being smiley and emotional, with mom holding friend's hand across the table>asks if they're sisters or girlfriends>NUCLEAR grade shock disgust and flustered fuming follows from both of themlooked exactly like pic related i laughed so hard. Thank you for your attention to this matter
>>44790286a pleasant and believable story, thank you for sharing random enby
>>44790286That waitress trying to go to bed that night:
>>44790420this is me lolWHAT DID I DO???
>>44790401You're welcome. I promise it was even funnier than my greentext im not the best greentexter
>>44790534the image sells it
>>44790286Nice story. In my mind they are having wild lesbian hatesex.
>>44790420O yeah she looked confused and mortified big time.>>44790773Yeah I was looking for pics to match and stumbled onto this one and it was chefs kiss*>>44790789Never met her mom before this she's kinda a baddie, I ship it lmao
>>44790286>telling a middle aged terf mother that she and her mtf trans child appear to others as a loving looksmatched romantic couple I think this is the single worst thing you could possibly say to a terf.
>>44790286>sistersDo they look that much alike? is there no height difference or what
>>44790885Threesome time, enbyanon. Don't let this slip away
>>44791424Friend is way taller like 6'0+ and mom is like 5'4 or 5 ish? But they were surprisingly similar. Both latinas though mom had darker skin tone, both have natural SUPER big fluffy wavy hair, both have some splotches of freckles on face, same nose, same cheeks and chin very similar. But they way they acted is what really shocked meSo my friend is pretty smart and funny like quick witted. But shes also super super sweet and empathetic, but she got bad adhd so she's always interrupting and then apologizing right after. And she has *very* short temper she gets mad super fast, but she doesn't become mean just mad. She's never said anything mean while mad its kinda like Gandalf's temper ? if you ever read lotr. And her mom? THE SAME. In almost every way, except her mom comes across as a less empathetic and more harsh. But still crazy funny, short temper, seemingly smart? I was expecting a total dumbass magatard since apparently she's right wing. But yeah twinsies all the way. Despite not seeing each other her whole adult life either, wild.>>44791459I'm so ugly lmao no one wants me. I'd watch though low key
>>44791560can't tell if this makes the story cuter, funnier, or sexier
>>44791560>right wing >latinaWhy does this keep happening?
>>44791708because people are fucking dumb
>>44790420>>44790441I feel bad for her
>>44791708>suffer Communism for years>flee to America and vote for whatever doesn't look like Communism the most
>>44790286>>44790420>>44790441Think about it though, that waitress planted a seed of dark thoughts in their minds that never existed there before. There was several seconds where both of their brains had their neurons forced to process information of the possibility of them dating, kissing, and having sex with each other. And now that information is a part of their conscious and subconscious forever.It's kind of fucked of that waitress to do that really.
>>44792346weird satanic post
>>44792258that's just cuba
>>44792227she did nothing wrongin fact she should have gone further
>>44792842Further..... how?
>>44792886she should have gotten them drinks first, and then maybe more drinks, and then when they expressed surprise at the question she should have implied that they could or should be girlfriends
why does everyone want this woman to fuck her mom
>>44792963Becauss they make a very cute couple irl apparently
>>44792935you think they wouldn't have had the same reaction but drunker?
>>44793296maybe, but alcohol also reduces inhibitions
>>44793326You may need to reduce your porn consumption slightly
>>44793369I bet you're fun at parties
>>44792963hi it's me sue sakamoto the mimiga, sorry for starting it even though I was right ethically and spiritually. Anyways I hope she has sex with her mom.
>>44793389just fucking IMAGINE how sweaty and intense the hatesex would be though, it could be the most emotionally charged sex ever recorded in human history
>>44793389It's actually pretty sad that after years of distance and pain their emotional first attempt to reconcile with each other was ruined that way. I really hope that doesn't taint future attempts to talk to each other.That said, I still want them to have sex
>>44793389I can always trust Sue Sakamoto, she always knows what's up
>>44793409I feel like the spiritual magnitude would be enough to draw certain virtuous /lgbt/s from their bodies to watch from ghostly cuck chairs and I long that my unworthy ass could be so honoured.>>44793439you're right there's a sadness to it, I know what it's like for little embarrassments to last and hurt but it sounds like they both have a sense of humour and a genuine desire to connect which I think makes this stuff dwindle into the past. OP doesn't seem worried at least.
>>44793866I think a mandatory 15 minute session of sloppy angry making out per week would be a great way for them to quickly heal their damaged relationship and come to an understanding about each other. If anything it's irresponsible of them not to.
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>>44792792and venezuela, and bolivia, and nicaragua, and colombia, and argentina...nearly all of latam has suffered under communism in the last 40 years to a certain extent. cuba is just the worst.communism is a disease.
>>44790286noelle holiday mentioned
>>44794950how did we get to commiebashing in a thread about a funny lgbt story. christ almighty
>>44790286>>asks if they're sisters or girlfriendsthis is what I don't get about americans. why do they always try to guess what the people around them are to each other? it benefits no one and risks mortification for everyone involved
>>44792963
Im op, i tried reading this thread to my friend and she got embarassed and mad lmao
>>44796093why do they like incest so much over there
>>44790286Define legbutt
>>44798804A human of the gay and trans persuasion
>>44798644Did you include the part where you said that you would watch?
>>44799621....I did not
