>be me>27 y/o trooner>cuddling in bed stoned with cis gf >watching spongebob with her bc she didnt get to watch much as a kid>i call Squidward a “bitter old queen”>she mutters “youre one to talk” >mfw>(the tranny was too stunned to speak)
>>44790419Freudian slip. She views you as an effete gay man. Rip. You're a side piece at best.
>>44790452she was being silly, we call eachother slurs all of the time too. we just have a sick sense of humor
>>44790595What's an example of a slur you call her?
>>44790622dyke, faggot, chaser, carpet muncher, ect. she calls me the same things. i call myself a queen as a joke sometimes too so i kinda invited her to call me that.
>>44790854dyke is such a beautiful sexy word
>>44790908i agree, its a favorite of ours for good reasonexcept when its being shouted at us in public from weirdos, obviously
>>44790854>carpet muncherhahaha. your relationship gives us sad fags hope.
>>44790452also, side piece?? she is thoroughly disgusted by the idea of any other human being touching me or her. shes actually really scarily possessive of me(i love it)
>>44790941i wish you all a very loving, beautiful partner like mine! she is legit an angel. there are plenty of gals and guys out there who would love to be with yall :) i promise
>>44790955>>44790988the double dubs (it's rare to have a wholesome interaction like this on this board) love ya both.
>>44790419I will admit part of me is jealous, I don't want to be with a woman romantically or sexually but I would love to just cuddle with my female friends and be gently mocked and called gay and lightly misgendered by them. Unfortunately in order to do this you have to be an all the way lesbian and that's just not me.
>>44791040^^ much luvs from both of us!>>44791107it takes a lot of vulnerability to joke around like this and be okay with it. you could communicate that desire for a closer friendship to them. just be clear that its a friend thing and you dont want it to get weird, that would hopefully make them more comfortable with it too. if they get the ick then they werent good friends to begin with if they cant trust you! i understand the anxiety tho
>>44791232Awe thanks thats a good idea!
>>44790854>>44790955WHY CANT I MEET SOMEONE LIKE THIS
>>44791422I'm right here. A white cismale.
>>44791422dont worry, youll get yours nona :3 just be flirty and confident! its difficult but its worth it. even if you are very shy, you can even play into it in subtly flirty ways with the right person and itll come off as really adorable and endearing
>>44791525Nigga, please.
>>44790854OP, I have to level with you> i call myself a queen as a joke sometimes tooLead with that next time, of course people are going to be confused about your dynamic!
>>44791107IDK about misgendering or using slurs, but as someone who has cuddled with friends all from middleschool to grad school or is a really nice and wholesome experience.
Yeah sometimes as a joke i call myself a retarded faggot goy who deserves to be subjugated by God's chosen.I'm sure ad nausea repetition of these mnemonic devices will have no bearing on my psyche! Nor will it ever benefit the synod of coin-clippers!
>>44793441reclaiming good goy
>>44793465Im judt saying slurs are mnemonic weapons designed to subvert your nervous system and you're a retarded nigger if you call yourself that or use crass language in general.Cooked up in an evil israeli lab to bite away at exposed bits of ur soul
>>44793486hello schizoanon. did you remember to take your meds today?
>>44793511I took dutasteride yeah
