qott: do you smoke? if no, did you used to smoke? how do you feel about smoking?last: >>44799880
Nicholson's bbc
>>44803403>qott: do you smoke?Only weed, tobacco is shit and it makes kissing taste like ass
>>44803403Weed and vaped for a few weeks years ago when my ex got into vaping for some fucking reason
>>44803403I used to smoke ciggies I still smoke weed I vape nicotine I love and hate smoking I love it because it’s always been there for me I hate it because it’s bad for you
>>44803403I'm smoking weed right now
>>44803417You've inspired me
to answer my own qotti only smoke when im drunk off my ass my philosophy is that if i only bum cigarettes and smoke when drunk i will never really get addicted and its proven true so far
I need to get more weed it helps me not drink
i know we aren't supposed to ship real peoplebut imagine how cute rosewood and exodia would be together
Always keeping a packet of her favourite smokes on hand even though I don't smoke
https://voca.ro/13xLSpA5pi4R
>>44803431What happend to rose does she still post here?
Stop smoking you dumb fucking whore
>>44803430You should do both though
>>44803413>>44803386Which opossum picture? I posted two. Personally I would have guessed the "sock ferret" because it seemed the most Wulfim coded to me, but I'm glad you liked them.
chasers who smoke would you put it out on your tranny gf.
>>44803403I smoked cigs then vaped and now I'm on zyns and tapering down, 3 a day atm
>>44803451I would start smoking just for thisI'm a lover
>>44803451I dont smoke but i can force your hand into the stove if you want
>>44803403>qottive never smokedi used smoking as an excuse to break up with a past gf who wanted to have sex with me>>44803441very rarely she pops in and posts anonymouslywatch for her art and for earthbound gifs
>>44803450https://voca.ro/1giUkj7Vqb1X
bf who holds my hand while im getting blood drawn
>>44803451Has anyone who wants this actually had a cigarette burn? It's terrible
>>44803437Is this sobe hi sobe>>44803447Drink makes me think about things and her and weed makes me happy and makes eveything good
>>44803472Me passing out instead because I can't needles
>>44803451No I didnt want to harm her...i might if she wanted me to
>>44803478me passing out with you and the nurse panicking
>>44803465I liked her a lot
>>44803451No
i wish people missed me
>>44803461wow thats so sweet>>44803462might be a little much for me but I'm open to trying new things!>>44803473have had several from friends they are very fun imo
>>44803424I want to get you drunk
I miss that anon tranny with the nice set of tits and the fat ass
>>44803494I miss many people you might be on my list
i havent had... sushi in so long..
>>44803494https://voca.ro/1kHwIm4j9KHh
I miss Ana
>>44803403>qottI used to smoke constantly. I started doing bartending when I turned 18 and my girlfriend at the time worked there too so we would take smoke breaks together because the only consistent way to be let off shift for 5 minutes an hour is if you’re a smokerI loved smoking. I quit this year because I could tell it was going to kill me at some point but I still really miss sitting outside my house at night with a cigarette just letting all my fucks drift away
i love goth girls so much
>>44803495>wow thats so sweetI would do anything for my hypothetical gf
>>44803496hot
>>44803470Ohh okay, I can see why you got confused my bad. Enjoy your gta gameplay or whatever it is you're doing.
>>44803476https://voca.ro/1g4ryPYhMTvD
>>44803494I miss all of you whenever I'm not at my puter>>44803503What would you recommend for a newbie?
Goony
>>44803520Just for the record, while I am trying to fuck, I want to get you drunk enough that you just yap to me all night while I look at you fully in love
>>44803521https://voca.ro/1iyzxlYno3js
>>44803503Do you want to get some
>>44803528>What would you recommend for a newbie?conveyor belt sushi or all you can eat place and trying everything
>>44803525There is a goblin in the background
conveyor belt sushi... like da movies...
>>44803534https://voca.ro/1fXDIWDCJSn9
>>44803525I can hear himMy problem with drinking is its just magnifies the mood im already in and i have been general sad for a bitWeed just makes me think music is the best.. Its intresting that it seems to do different things to you. Also hi again sobe and nils
>>44803543https://voca.ro/11cCvjbpZWBT
I smoked weed once and now I love tranniesDont do drugs
after my ffs fixes me and i lose weight and get lip filler i will look like this. but with brown eyes unless i get blue contacts
I’m not fully convinced any of you are real
>>44803563I'm not convinced I'm real either
>>44803563I wish I wasn’t
>>44803563The only thing that's realIs how hard trannies make my penis
>>44803562Brown eyes are pretty
>>44803556https://voca.ro/1lM609Wpo3Fj
>>44803563whats unreal about me
>>44803561keep doing drugs! and kiss a tranny
>>44803563DwI will not be for longI have a plan
>>44803584This right here is the dream
>>44803403>qott: do you smoke? if no, did you used to smoke? how do you feel about smoking?i smoke cigars if offerednever got hooked on ciggiesnever tried one either
What is actually the appeal of trannies? As one I have literally no clue
>>44803584I have it was very nice
goonwalking asmrartists right now
>>44803592https://voca.ro/1dDBOq6BLuNo
>>44803592Im a tall nerd and I like tall nerds. Trans women are often one or b oth
>>44803592I just like pretty women
>>44803587you can make it happen!>>44803594great job
>>44803580the facial structure and femaleness is the more important part
>>44803606>you can make it happen!I've been trying but drugs are way easier to find here than trans women
>>44803607I think you ffs will be good because tyou are starting at a good point. I think you have a good face
>>44803592I can fix them
>>44803609ah no :( were are you located surely there's a girl who'd like to get high with you around
>>44803607You have the relationship to faces as a gen zalpha born addict
https://youtu.be/15CXFbq_mQE?si=yTtmR-s7BiYtKLAC
>>44803615what if im unfixable:/
>qotti miss cigarettes so much,,,
>>44803615Slipping testosterone into her meals
>>44803622Not a real thing
>>44803451No her skin is too perfect, only bite marksI don't smoke anymore anyway
>>44803624thoughts on Nicholson's bbc?
>>44803631hmmm are you sure?
>>44803617faces are very important for safety in public.
>>44803622I doubt it but I love a challenge>>44803630I would never do this
>>44803451I was a mosquito magnet for some reason this summer so I already look like someone’s been putting cigarettes out on my arm
>>44803616I think I live too deep in redneck swamp country, if I even find someone from my country online they're all city folk from the other side of the country
not even a chaser but mannn i love smoking it’s soo good for my mental. smokes out the brainworms
>>44803538i go non verbal when im drunk or high..all my friends point it out and mock me..>>44803541mmmmm yeahi will let you know what weekend days im freeat the latest i have a week break near the end of october but i will probably be free before that and will dm you and whatnot..
>>44803667Please don't post pictures of me on 4chan
>>44803643Having mental illness dosent make you broken or less of a person. You are just you
>>44803649I enjoy giving someone a challenge:)
>>44803674Where about do you live?
fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU "AMAZON""haha let's make fun of pichu for thinking the rubik cubes mean something" SEE? I TOLD YOUwhy today please don't please im so tired
>>44803682seattle hbu?
>>44803668nice
>>44803621meh they're horrible on gas had to trade mine in for a mini van
>>44803592Failmale
>>44803658your leg looks fucked up ngl amigo senpai
>>44803701That’s my arm
>>44803668I will still stare at you lovingly if that's okay
>>44803686You are the closest girl I have met here im in nor cal
>>44803703yeah thats what I'm saying your leg looks like a arm its weird
>>44803685what is on ur Amazon wishlist
>>44803709Just wait until you see my foot
>>44803692https://voca.ro/1nfwADXK1PPt
>>44803717I am fucking waiting
>>44803708we are all cursed to be a little too far from one another
>>44803719You can literally see the sole of my foot if you go to the soc chasergen and search my name
>>44803592Hot, cute, cool, they like me
>>44803717this is what a real leg looks like
>>44803721I don’t think you are too far tho this is relatively good for here what do you look for in a guy?
>>44803718I can hear birds in the background 0
>>44803727Oh yeah, neat
>>44803710these six thingsand not the 1x3x3 rubiks cube
Does simping ever work?
>>44803745no go outside
>>44803729Utterly leg mogged
>>44803745no, if it works it's just called getting to know someone
Pouring one out for all the detransers lost to demoralization
>>44803736https://voca.ro/1mPltVIukkHx
>>44803745Not to get relationships
Chasers, what is a trannies best strategy for getting in your pants? Don’t just say something boring like ‘I would fuck her if she smiled at me.’ I’m talking actual rizz
Hi
>>44803781dog, fat?
>>44803766The brattier the betterEspecially once you start teasing them and they get that look in their eyes
>>44803786I’m chunky
>>44803766I wouldn’t want a girl to rizz me up. I would want to fuck her if she looks good and acts submissive I’ll rizz her
>>44803604lmao >>44803766just ask if they want to use your hole
>>44803754let em go
aur aurr ar ar ar ugggghhhhh snrrff
>>44803403https://voca.ro/19Rsoa2OuyBx
I wish I could drink some more>>44803820Another welsh poster?
>>44803816https://voca.ro/19wXYLHOzAgM
>>44803766You're a woman you don't need rizz you just need to put your hand on my bulge
>>44803744is that a freaking potato
>>44803838wtf wulfim
chasers, what is a gay man's best strategy for getting in your pants
>>44803850I would fuck him if he smiled at me
>>44803846https://voca.ro/1cWuZ8eN9sGq
>>44803840As much as I would love to do that I’ve heard that can carry jail time and a spit on the sex offenders registry if I misjudge Speaking of which you can tell the world is a fucked up place because why the fuck are we as a society putting people peeing in public on the sex offenders registry? Like what the fuck. The distance between that and Chris Hansen is so large Sorry, been replaying simulacrum and that plot point winded me
>>44803850https://voca.ro/192n6P5uLXwZ
>>44803855:D
>>44803850I would only sleep with a man if I connected strongly or I had 4-12 drinks
>>44803857>Speaking of which you can tell the world is a fucked up place because why the fuck are we as a society putting people peeing in public on the sex offenders registry?I thought this was only if it's within x amount of distance from a school?
This world is a bad place I don’t know if I should do the thing
>>44803864Bend over bb
this woman reminded me of cibi>>44803842yeah a russet
>>44803867If a kid walks by whilst your pissing against a tree it can also count
>>44803873Reach out to loved ones, anonHow would you do it though?>>44803883Some guys here can't even be bothered to find trees so I do sometimes wonder if it's intentional
>>44803873https://voca.ro/13QW0EB4m9jV
>>44803888Idk, in my mind there’s a massive difference between some guy flashing kids and some guy pissing on a tree and then a kid and a cop walk by at the same moment like the worlds most retarded sting operation Correct me if I’m wrong but I thought we arrested flashers because of the clear pedophilic intent rather than just because their cock is out. Like little kids use the urinals all the time and it’s not a problem and they’re not walking away scarred because some guy was minding his own business pissing nearby
>>44803856okay forgiven
https://voca.ro/1fEB8gr9LNQT
has anybody seen rick?
>>44803898It's a bit retarded when they also let flat out pedophiles go free yeah
>>44803902Goodnight asmr chan
>>44803901https://voca.ro/1m1K1f92zrmi
why is there no murderer or domestic abuser registry in america what's special about sex offenders
>>44803902Goodnight and sweet dreams
https://voca.ro/1oWW8X53s1V1
>>44803902noob
>>44803910Sex offender websites were created to try to help prevent children getting abused by paroled sex offenders. One of my ex bosses is on one of those lists. Which really blew my mind when I saw it. She's a woman.
>>44803914https://voca.ro/1gouVH4wK5C4
>>44803914It's cheaper to kill unproductives than it is to maintain themNeoliberalism is a blight upon the world
>>44803921https://voca.ro/1h6Y6mku6H1S
I will not do the thing yet
>>4480391499.9% of the people who apply to MAID are already in end of life care. they were going to die soon anyway. Telling the bedbound cancer patient to go climb a mountain is retardation on a whole new level.
Everyone wants a holy trinity but noone wants to tank.>Socrates
>>44803935Glad to hear you're doing a little better
amerisharts will shown full on gore to kids on tvbut lord forbid you show a nipple
>>44803906My hot take is that I think the register can be a bit harsh when you read through it. Like some of the cases are a 17 and 18 year old and I’m just sat confused as fuck why someone who is in class with the person is going to have their entire life ruined. Like the registry is good but it feels like some of the stuff like penalising pissing in public and close age is heavy handed >>44803910Because we can all agree pedophilia is bad but some people still think beating your wife is valid
>>44803924https://voca.ro/15wJ3iltN5IP
>>44803938I love tanking though
>>44803942Huh? Light amounts of blood is allowed but they can't show wounds or gallons of blood
>>44803948You are a rare sight to see and you are valued.
>>44803937https://voca.ro/1beQfK1EaV35
I just dont have the mental fortitude to survive as a tank player in like any game. Feels like the entire world is upon your shoulders.
Justice for roadhog
>>44803956giving my fat ugly choid roadhead
https://voca.ro/1vDJjOcKUSFU
>>44803956well overwatch tanking is different that was fun. Sigma, Zarya, Wrecking Ball, Etc so fun.
>>44803938It's only really wow that had bad tankingEvery other mmo tanking is just a thing you do and you don't need to know all the esoteric pull patterns
>>44803960I once got road head in a dropped mustang and shit started to bleed after the pothole. Never viewed it the same
>>44803951This is what I keep telling women but they just won't listen>>44803955Just don't die and know where to go
>>44803968incredible life you've lived
>>44803949explain tv shows like Hannibal
aol should heve never invented being able to pretend to be idle
>>44803972That car almost killed me 2 times. Good car>>44803963Roadhog ard Zar are so fun but were busted for a bit. Fat dps
>>44803974One of my biggest gripes honestly
>>44803974Is having discord in invisible bad?
>>44803965It was DC Universe Online for me, I used to be healer a lot until some guy on a mic got really upset I wasnt healing that much when we didnt have a tank and so the mobs came after me.Being a dps player feels quite relaxing, until your team needs to do a dps check.>>44803970Thats usually the case but it depends on the game, I need to manage aggro, focus on not dying, pull the enemies where they need to go, counter any attacks they do and try not to get countered, etc.
only my most trusted steam friends are allowed to see my actual status
>>44803990what are you hiding? if you have to hide from someoen why are you even associate with them in the first place
For Christmas waking up before my chaser, stripping naked, wrapping myself in ribbon and posing under the tree for him to wake up to so that I can avoid spending money on a present
One season of overwatch they broke roadhog and a few games was both hogs passing each other and waving as they went off to murder the rest of the team
>>44803982would you call a tranny good if she tried to kill you twice
>>44804002I have a family member who enjoys picking at and judging people. She will find a reason to think of anyone as lesser. Showing less to the world gives them less to use against me
>trannies beefing with the sex offender registrylol
>>44803961So I should try opium is what you are saying
>>44803990I hate this even more>>44804006Thinking about her
>>44804013Love with a little danger is always fun
discord is for sharing pictures of my feet and that's it
>>44804027What’s your discord I need feet pics
>>44804027ain't nobody trying to see your sissy squatchers
>>44804017I just watch a lot of Chris Hansen when I’m bored and sometimes scroll through the registry to see what happened to the people on the show so I’ve read some weird fucking convictions
You know what? maybe i should tank, then when someone is mean to me ill just leave the game and find another group. I dont have to take the verbal abuse like some glutton for punishment.
>>44804042leaving a game in the middle leaves you open to reports
>>44804031nice.guy.mandudefun>>44804034my sasquatchers are beautiful
If you play tank you will be called a slur It’s why I play tank
>>44804050Well in a comp game yeah, but that doesnt mean you cant quiet quit.
>>44804054I wanted girl feet not bigmanhaydudefert
>>44804065>flirts with trannies>is surprised by masculine feet
>>44804057Man I wish
>>44803403>do you smoke?No>if no, did you used to smoke?Yes>how do you feel about smoking?I miss smoking sometimes; but it's expensive, and I"ve replaced it with other addictions
If you get called a slur as a tank you just remind them that they are much more replacable than you are
>>44804058comp has nothing to do with anything. Quitting or not doing what's expected of your role can be reported in pretty much every game. Maybe read the rules sometime no excuse to be so ignorant
>>44804079Your feet aren't masculine at all though, I checked
I could go for some tranner feet right about now
>>44804061Wait this is a really interesting concept. you could see so far from up there especially if you are protected inside.You could honestly put a camera up there, imagine if it had a gun attached that was controlled by a person or ai and it could counter drones
>>44804065my size 13 feet are very fem
>>44804092How your tune will change when you see the size of them
>>44804079I love tranny feet tho
>>44804102>How your tune will changeIn to moans if you do your job
>>44804089Im mostly talking mmos, 0 reason to stay if you want to leave. People leave mid fight all the time or end up disconnecting :]
>>44804042why are blacks like this?>I'm going to ruin the entire game because one person out of several was mean to menow I get why black culture is so bad
>>44804099You said you were 12. I remember because I’m a real 13
>>44804110name one mmo where leaving mid raid or not performing your role isn't breaking the rules.
The confusing life I have of not being into feet but enjoying giving foot jobs
If I played MMOs I would be tempted to leave mid raid because it’s funny to make people mad in video games
>>44803403who tf smokes in 2026shits for losers, #nosmokenodrink
>>44804117Heyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>44804111I usually just mute voice chat, that way things arent toxic :] But its not a race thing silly.>>44804115it's not breaking the rules, do it all the time in dcuo, I do pugging. And a lot of the time things just arent going to work out and so you leave to find another group. perfectly normal.
Osrs best
>>44804117That’s not confusing at all most people that give them are not into feet themselves their partners are
>>44804002nta but im just conceptually terrified of people tracking my status and watching what im doing and like. spreadsheeting my habits and behavior history to build a profile of meit's why im invisible on almost every platform, like linkedin
>>44804122Hiiiii>>44804128I suppose, just I remember trying it once and the guy I was with was crazy into it and that felt nice
short men are like trans women with fagccentsno matter how nice they are and how valid you may want to feel about them its just subconsciously nigh (nye?) impossible to take them seriously, unfortunately
Its definitely worth it leaving if things are becoming too much.The other players wont be mad at you, blame the other person for being a jerk and toxic.
>>44804124took me three seconds to find people bitching about the deserter penalty. Leaving an instanced event is against the rules. You always vomit out bullshit then flail to defend it lol
>>44804140What is short to you?
>>44804136I am swimming the channel as we speak, so take off your socks and get two towels ready
>>44804140https://voca.ro/1gouVH4wK5C4
the toilet paper i bought is rough and smells like chemical fragrance FUCK
>>44804148Okie dokie :)Tbhon would be nice since my new looksmaxx has been feet lately for some reason. Been moisturising daily because it’s always bothered me to not wear socks because I find my feet ugly
maybe i’ll use it for a paper mache bunny
>>448041465'4 and below is the "nigh impossible to take seriously" but 5'6 is the start of short
>ugly ass mutt and shitscy>people that take video games seriously >6'4 closet and her size 14 clonkers rallying for the rights of sex offendersIm tiiiiiiired hitler
>>44804112it depends on the brand
>>44804168Hi Discordia
>>44804145The deserter penalty isnt that long, it usually takes some time to find another lobby and during that time I just hang out in open world or run around looking for collections.Anon it seems like we've talked before. you said I always do this.
>>44804157Getting me hard like this will slow down my swimming
>>44804171Thoughts on Nicholson's bbc?
>>44804162What is no longer short
>>44804168why do you take your trip off to neg? Do you think negging yourself makes it less obvious that you're this much of a pussy. You weak Sri Lankan bitch
>>44804174The harder the better, I’d be edging you anyway >>44804175Who tf is Nicholson?
>>44804097https://voca.ro/1o6Bh0ie9gHX
>>44804187shitscy = nicholson and he's got a big floppy bbc
>>44804136I do get into it
>>44804192his name's actually sukdeep dikshit and he's got a bumpy deflated basketball ass
>>44804183>it has to be discordia talking shit about himself there's no other way youre a paranoid schizophrenic. we go over this almost daily
>>44804187I have the week off so please take your time
>>44804198Goooood>>44804204The 6’4 thing is literally something discordia spams me with
>>44804208Using my feet to play with a chasers cock without letting him orgasm for a week straight so he goes insane and becomes catatonic <3
>>44804204you're literally too mentally deficient and malnutritioned to see how people can easily spot your skeletal smelly curry ass. Goofy ass coward bitch made schizo
>>44804211and if you ask lothgock who calls him 5'7 will he say its only ever discordia too?
Should I turn my discord to online?
>>44804222I don’t like the idea of people knowing I’m online
>>44804219youre broke and incapable of forming human connections so you dream up boogeymen that you can place yourself above no matter how low your self worth
>>44804220I don’t know about him but Discordia specifically is the one who on trip uses the 6’4 line on me so either someone is copying her exact weirdly specific insult or it’s just her
>>44804183A "wolf">>44804189Go get some sleep ya dork
>>448041825'7-5'11 is normalabove is tall below is short
>>44804189Tank Prototypes are really interesting now that im looking at more of them, a lot seem to look similar to eachother. Though this thing looks like an absolute behemoth, the LCCCV Cobra
>>44804237and for women:5'3 - 5'7 is normalabove is tall below is short
>>44804222I prefer it but you do you
>>44804234are you telling chatgpt to come up with these insults? Or are you just naturally this retarded lmao>>44804236maned wolps are valid :3
>>44804218You do know how to earn your shopping trip
>>44804249Yeah. I'm in EST timezone so it's very rare I get to talk with you Dawgy. See you next time and goodnight.
I think I will keep procrastinating
>>44804228You saying noAnd >>44804246you saying yes I’m so torn>>44804237I’m a 63 bitch looking for a 5 10 bitch
>>44804235do you find it completely out of the realm of possibility that with 7 billion people on earth discordia and discordia alone finds the idea of grown men paying a 6'4 crossdresser to use their hole funny? because im sure i could go survey 100 random people on madison avenue and at least half of them are gonna say "what the fuck? thats a big bitch"
I also wanted to post this too...
>>44804255Connecting a chaser to an IV drip so he doesn’t need to eat so I can edge him with a footjob for a month straight so he gradually loses touch with reality and becomes a being in a perpetual state between bliss and agony <3
>>44804249youre not a dog. youre a grown man that serves lattes
>>44803403No.No.Kinda gross. Grew up around it so the smell doesn't offend me but I don't like the prospect of kissing a smoker.
>>44804260I see it as the same thing as leaving someone on read if they can see you are online and that is rude to do. Sometimes doing something and leave it open
>>44804256>>44804269cuuuuute :3ty for sharing them, see you tomorrow fren>>44804276uhhhh you're sri lankan and you shit yourself on the bus lmao
dawgy is worse than eris
>>44804292Wrong
I like dawgy a lot more then discy
>>44804292lil sis can you actually filter me instead of pretending to filter me? Straight up, you're pure cancer, you oughta be ashamed. Stop obsessing over me
>>44804236https://voca.ro/1mLG9b8WN6Io>>44804241https://voca.ro/15f1WsG7Hjhr
>>44804260I use online, afk, and dnd to indicate whether I'm availableI've dated a lot of people with anxiety so that maybe plays a part in it
>>44804292Just filter her discordia. This is sad
would an out of body experience feel similar to seeing 30 year old schizos talk to random people online as if their me? Or is it more of a dissociation thing?
>>44804314also counter go tick
>>44804282its just really weird that you cant even acknowledge the fact that you havent transitioned socially and call everyone that brings it up discordia. you cant acknowledge that youre a barista in his mid 30s. you rarely ever admit that you see yourself as perpetually alone because you dont want to subject them to your life. and you hate discordia because you know if he could hold down a job he'd end up just like you
>>44804324hmm i think they've short-circuited seeing a tracker of their schizophrenia. They dont want to add to it but also dont know how to post without doing so. interesting specimen truly.
>>44804292>>44804314>>44804324>>44804358>>44804359Damn, her samefagging killed the gen
>>44804368you're literally a 6'3 gay dude
>>44804358are you done seething lil sis, what do you hope to gain from all this seething? You just look like more of a bitch and you're gonna feel worse about your fucked up Sri Lankan life lol
PSA: i'm eating beans
>>44804370why are you so obsessed with her tho what happened
>>44804399Mouse
carne asada,,,,,... Beans.... Fireworks.... What more culd a wolp want...
>>44804409hi anon
Tranners do you talk about guys you like with your girlfriends or is it only about guys you dislike? And would you also explicitly mention this to the guy?
>>44804428How come you're up so late?
>>44804433i just woke up. im gonna go back to sleep for a little
>>44804434Sweet dreams then
Dubs for a picturego
>>44804431I talk about my husband with my girlfriends
>>44804431I tell my friends about men I both love and hate all the time. I’m pretty sure that’s universal with everyone. If you can’t glaze/shit talk someone with friends who can you do that with?
>>44804445almost quints is good enough
all i had to eat today was 4 gorditas and like 12 marias cookies. I have two ensures in the freezer but I'm lowk too lazy to get em.
>>44804452I assume that much but what is the point of telling someone>>44804446Do you have a happy marriage I didn’t think you were married
>>44804457No get the numbers
>>44804472im trying!!!
>>44804468It’s nice to talk to your friends about things, it doesn’t feel like I need to explain thatAlso sometimes it’s nice to have a third party compliment the guy you’re chatting with or join you in dragging him. Something something fuelled by external validation something
>>44804475So don’t read into it too much
>>44804468I've been married since 2017
>>44804431the only guy I have any semblance of a liking to is a mutual friend of the only person I'd talk about it with so its all really just open I'll talk about that fact while he's present i really dont care for social niceties
>>44804499Congratulations I hope you have a nice life together
>>44803403I exclusively smoked at school for cool kid points
>>44803514Bait post
>>44804524Is this a meta post?
>>44803717Beautiful foot
>>44804529Yeah im android mark
https://voca.ro/1cmXwPjRRe46
>you never open up to me>tells them traumatic things from my past and my feelings related to them >you dont tell me your feelings all the time i cant do this anymore Tired of women
it’s over
>>44804546https://voca.ro/1kFSVgiHh58A
>>44804561Whats wrong mouse?
>>44804561
>>44804573Is this your own composition?
>>44804531I used it to type this message
>>44804583*crushes it in my hand like a stress toy *
it feels like this
>>44804592Fine I'll jerk off again
Nicholson's whopper bee bee cee
>>44804592People who had meningitis as stuff learn to paint with their feet. Pretty amazing
>>44804588https://voca.ro/1aeFMMEUB8RP
>>44804605Nicholson's b.b.c
>>44804605https://voca.ro/180HLTkixN5l
>>44804568Cute lil tank
>>44804618https://voca.ro/14QyfyIo48ku
>>44804431i get nervous to talk about guys I'm into because i always feel like im being silly.
>>44804625https://voca.ro/1m2UFRSlKbx1
>>44804624https://voca.ro/1eCDWMDXPc60
>>44804604Love that for them. They are so cool>>44804597Ok though this message I typed for real with my actual toe and I think I did surprisingly well
>>44804625bulbous black pecker
>>44804636When can we get married?
>>44804634Bet its very uncomfortable inside
>>44804633talk normal listening to this makes me uncomfortable
>>44804640The concept of being able to type with my toe making me wife material
>>44804645https://voca.ro/1d1eGhDwzLI4
>>44804646Give me an hour to wake up
>>44804655It's the effort you are willing to put in for me
morning ladies
>>44804634aphex twin car
>>44804660‘Y’know, when I first met you I wasn’t too sure if we were a good fit. But when I saw you reply to a message by taking off your sock and typing with your feet? Now I’m thinking maybe this girl’s a keeper’
>>44804671https://voca.ro/11NnJh1UaOSP>>44804672https://voca.ro/1hHuRZOeFoVl
>>44804671Hiiiiiiiiii
>>44804674Aw, you've already wrote my wedding vows <3
>>44804679hey girllllll how are we doing?x
ropefuel for voicehonsI honestly thought I had come too quick to a conclusion but it's exactly what I expected lol
Im a vile slug of a man
whos a moanerhttps://youtu.be/CBZK-oYkBjU
>>44804697https://voca.ro/1niOgfwtDAkq
>>44804702I moan about everything
>>44804692Oh boy I’ve been busy. But gooooood. I’m vanishing now but hope you’re okay <3
>>44804705Tanks
>>44804718Off tae bed as blaire would say
>>44804719https://voca.ro/1acexfEvv80I
truth nuke
>>44804718oh okay have fun vanishing babe, speak soon :) x
>>44804731My body is closer to far right than the other examples
>>44804731Simply buy clothes for your body type
>>44804743they dont make clothes for my body type because the enfatification of society has made clothes for non obese non giants impossible to market and therefore not viable to sell
Who's up for a bumming
>>44804749How do you buy your clothes then?
>>44804749You can get clothes made. Any clothes can be made or fitted to your body type.
>>44804758I haven't bought new clothes in years and the last times have been ordering online from japanese/korean markets
>>44804753Bit early for me sorry
>>44804762why would I pay extra for that, i just wear band tee + sweats 95% of the time.
>>44804768Makes sense. You could shop in koreatown or the asian shops for women. There's so many of them.
>>44804775Well if you choose to dress like youve given up on life then why complain
whole new world!whole new world!
>>44804753i could go one, it’s been a while
>>44804770I'll write you a raincheck for 1 proper bumming then
>>44804783because thats my right as an american citizen with freedom of speech>>44804777unless its novelty I'd imagine all the clothes would just be domestic market
>>44804786good morning miss mamo, how are we today? :)
>>44804790That's one bumming coming up toad in the hole style
the doctor said my inward knee pointing wasn't an issue but it is just so visually unappealing I can't imagine it's normal/won't cause mobility issues down the line it is just so extreme. though maybe part of it is the fact theres no fat to make it look more neutral. I guess id defer to the doc but it despite my internal thoughts
>>44804798Are you implying youre going to batter her
I want to sneak up behind her, cover her eyes with my hands and ask her "Guess who?"
>>44804793Thought you were indian
>>44804804Then she replies with the name of her ex
>>44804804Then she says 10different guys names before yours
>>44804814Id unleash my hawk talons into her eyes so she can never see again
>>44804749you could tailor them yourself with a cheap sewing machine it's fun
Just shop at asian stores they have xxs
>>44804829that sounds miserable
>>44804798this sounds appealing unless you mean >>44804802 please dinnae batter is :( am too feeble
shop at temu, asians are small and petite.
>>44804835western XXS is too big for me, all my jeans are 000 and I still have to wear those double hole all the way around belts to hold them up bc normal belts dont cinch tight enough even the smallest in the women's sections. that's why I just wear sweats 99% of the time since the elastic is usually much smaller than intended size so i can wear them at that unstretched sizeFor jp/kr clopthes I usually go S or sometimes XS depending on the style
>>44804837Adorable
>>44804851Are you a dwarf?
>>44804855no I'm just skinny. I was trying to gain weight for a while but after 21 years its too much work
how to cope with never being good enough
>>44804857Whats your weight?
https://voca.ro/1nXy2bNER0aH
>>4480485880
Smol gorl>>44804864height?
>>44804864>>44804861
>>448048655'2 or 5'3
>>44804868My dog weighs more than you
>>44804858I like to drink
>>44804879i can’t drink alcohol
>>44804877stop overfeeding your dog thats animal abuse
>>44804881Hes fine
>>44804852hey i’m ferocious >:( but i bruise easy and don’t like getting hurt :(
>>44804880It also doesn't work so that's maybe for the best
>>44804795gmgm blaire :Dim good i just saw smth coolhttps://typesafe.ai/blog/introducing-system-one-models-and-jevscroll down they have a demo of their moodel playing doom in real time!!!this would have been just a dream less than 10 years ago...its not even like specialized for doom!!! it's general!!!!
>>44804871Plapmeat for the Aryan New World Order
>>44804891
The solution to every problem in life is not eating.
>>44804900he said, with aerosolized dorito dregs spewing from his mouth
>>44804906A good cry can help a lot too and then back to bed
>>44804922i haven’t been able to cry properly in agesim just gonna go to the gym
>>44804898ohhhhh no way that’s so cool!! what a utopia we’d be in if this was the direction they took AI in rather than slop factories…idk if you’ve seen me talking about how much i fucking love the doom games bc it’s interesting seeing it being played like that, it’s uncannily similar to someone who played the game at quarter speed then played the demo file back at full speed, i wonder if this will have any decent application for tool assisted speedrunning or if it’s just another method of cheating that’ll need to be policed
>>44804858You are Kenough.
Japanese adult woman wearing schoolgirl uniform. European adult bombshell wearing prep school uniform. American hottie wearing cheerleader outfit.
is it normal to care less and less about being hot or cute with time
>>44804962the takeaway from this: every man is a pedophile and the factory where they make men must be immediately nuked
what’s the biggest poop u have ever pooped?
>>44804973mmmmm takeaway… i should get a takeaway tonight
>>44804858:<hugsit will b ok...>>44804943ikr Dx i feel like there is such potential for AI to let us build semi deterministic systems to solve problems in domains where the underlying complexity is just too high to come up with a good solution using traditional forms of computing, like the problem of coming up with good AI in video games is a classic example - the best ones we have today are still kinda of brittle and exploitable cuz its just impossible to write an algorithm that can account for every possible edge caseanother example would be like,, filling out ur tax forms automatically- thats a structured enough problem that it feels like a machine should almost be able to do it but when u get into the weeds it turns out there's just too much complexity for traditional algorithms to handleAI models bring a kind of fuzzy non determinism that i feel would be super duper useful for these kinds of problems, except thhat current ones are so big and slow and expensive that it's just not viable to, e.g., have an LLM control an NPC in a video game or smthso the idea of a smaller, faster model that can bring some sort of fuzzy, sort of general intelligence to bear in problems like thhat seems rly promising to meidk though i try not to get too hyped abt these kinds of startup tech demos cuz there's so much smoke and mirrors in silicon valley Dxbut it was a fun pull this morning :D
how come in raceplay porn the guy never calls the girl the n word, I feel like that would be interesting. Porn is so boring now
>>44804984Holy AGP.
>>44804985*Grunt* "Oh yeah, take that you nincompoop!" *Cums*
good morning :3
>>44804985Not in the ones I watch
>>44805031Good morning
>>44803403qott Yes and i LOVE it
>>44803403i used to smoke now i just use pouches it's cheaper and not as bad for my health or something
>>44805075have u heard i don’t care i love it song
>>44805045link?
>>44805075gmgm nebryafrovchovyo!!
>>44805089charli xcx mentioned :D
why doesn't everyone just use zyns instead of smoking, does the faster peak feel so much better that it makes the lung cancer worth it
>>44805103Smoking is also about the feelingWalking in the moonlight at 3 am with no sounds around you but the crackling of your cigarette is an unmatched feeling
>>44804984the vidya npc one was literally the first thing i thought of when i saw what the LLMs were up to, like even just as like flavour dialogue in an open world game to save me having to listen to the same pre recorded lines over and over, surely that’s on the cards? idk im just so jaded about the whole thing, prob bc i don’t work in tech or anything so all i get is the standard corpo forced integration and general slop everyone else has to put up with. i genuinely haven’t seen anything that i can definitively say has been improved by AI integration yet. but its more an issue with capitalism than it is with the tech, as per usual… what a world we COULD be living in
>>44805103ripping a vape so hard it sounds like a moped engine just feels too good to pass up
>>44805108stinky
>Because estrogen is stored in adipose tissue, overweight men can have estrogen levels 4-5 times higher than men with lower body fat percentages [7]. Compared to healthy men, overweight men have a 430% higher risk of developing erectile dysfunction [8].
>>44805110yea i know exactly what u meanit irritates me to no end that of all the potential use cases of this technology, the ones big tech has latched onto are basically replacing human skill and creativity with cheap shitty slop that they are now trying to convince us is actually just as good as the stuff human artists and skilled professionals make when it clearly isn'ti guess that's where they saw the highest potential $$$$make the biggest company wth the biggest models in the biggest data centers and own the entire economy, fuck trying to actually improve anythingit's like a cringe dark enlightenment techno feudalist's wet dream
>>44805124That's true, and I smoke weed so it's even worseKissing smokers is also the worst
today they will call me. Today i will finally be set free. i stayed up all last night looking at the different boroughs of london to try and figure out where the fuck the trannies are. i couldn't find a single tranny when i was out there it was insane. in my country i look around and i can see twenty. And i mean like trannies do you know what i mean>>44805089I THOUGHT THIS FUCKING SONG WAS BIG IN GERMANY>>44805091good morning dotexexdotexdotexexexdot!
>>44805166:DDD good luck!!!!! we're all rooting for u!!!!!!!!
>>44805103i didn't graduate in dark money politics or insider trading and i don't like to have sex with children so i don't really want to like steal valour by adopting their aesthetics you know what i mean it's just a little appropriative
Nicholson's bbc mentioned
>>44805174thank you... even if i get rejected at this point i just want to be free....
putting a zyn uber my foreskin so she gets addicted to my dick
>>44805184yea i get terrible anxiety waiting for stuff like thathugs it will b ok
>>44805166did u get. thejob.
>>44804858Hello can I get a mouse update?
>>44805194im kind of enjoying it in some sick way it's like very rare that something makes me nervous. i feel eighteen again throwing my phone across the room after sending an extremely inoffensive snapchat>>44805201I do not know. I fear we will never know
>>44805103zyns are better but smoking looks way cooler plus with zyns nobody knows you are cool
legalize pcp
They should legalise all drugs
>>44805143one day someone will find a good use for AI, someday…>>44805166inshallah you WILL hear from them today and you WILL live in a secret tranny commune. it has to happen, i’ve been manifesting it
they should kill all drug addicts
it's completely normal and healthy to be addicted to drugs
>>44805234thank you... i hope i dont let everyone down!!! but whatever if it doesn't work out it's on to the next
>>44805236hopefully that includes some of your family members
>>44805236Brainlet
>>44805245exactly gurl exactly. idk how much more of this excitement i can handle though…i’ve got an interview for a pub in the west end after work tonight, i can just feel that wagmi yknow
>>44805236TRVKE
>>44805278bougie shit! if you're in there you gotta start snatching wallets its like a mandatory requirement
i woke up and feel bad in my stomach
>>44805292Something bad is always happening to this nigga this is always sad about something
the drugs aren't working
>>44804973Friendly fire you loose troon whore
play "a thousand miles" specifically the scene from white chicks in your head to this audioless video
moisturizing my hands and face makes me feel like a fly
>>44805332Did it hurt
i went shopping yesterday and they had 360 degree mirrors in the changing rooms and i look hot in 350 of them but in the remaining 10 i look like if my dad had long hair and breasts and it makes me want to kms. i don't understand how i pass when i look like i do
>>44805307That lady sure is hot
>>44805343she looks like a woman. i envy her
>>44805283oh girl that place is bouncing on the weekends i’ll probably make more from wallet snatching than actually working, i had an interview for the place i like going that you’ll never return to as well, haven’t heard anything, shame bc i was looking forward to rummaging through bags on cloakroom shifts, another time…so whats new with you? anything else been going on?>>44805313damn i haven’t been called a troon in ages that’s a retro one
>>44805337are you going to stand by this statement
>>44805307takes a few months before full effect 2-3
>>44805351you just keep rambling about shit no one cares about its actually sad. is this what people who are public use fleshlights talk about all day?
>>44805358i mean i maybe would put it in cruder language these days but i definitely stand by the sentiment>>44805351the concept of working there of all places is so haunting... i would be giving myself a tick bath after every shifti have literally nothing happening im just a hopeless jobcel
listening to fiona apple because nobody understands me
>>44805373when i was a kid i got stuck on him and i had to wait like a year so my brain developed enough to beat him
>>44805307How did you get this pic of future ssj2 pichu?
>>44805383You still are a kid
>>44805383thats so real that's the kind of beautiful childhood experience you gotta cherish. it's a hard fight! there's a bunch right its like an imprisoned situation they're all pretty tough
>>44805368more or less yeah>>44805373i suppose the upside is i’d eventually get so sick of the place i’d swear it off the way most enlightened thinkers do, it would kill the magic yknow?real asf honestly, are you still hunting for other ones waiting on this one coming back?
>>44805389i wish. it would be much less embarrassing that im like this
>>44805394almost 30 years old btw
Hello chatI saw Gus and Baxter, two schnauzers that live near me, out on a walk today for the first time in a while it was pretty cool
>>44805393i remember that your reward after beating him is you get to see bowser get fat
>>44805396Would you let me fuck you? Genuine question
>>44805384i don't want to become her...mr exodia have you ever met rosewood here before?
>>44805394totally right it's like seeing how the sausage is madei've sent out a handful of applications but it's hard to not be too wedded to this one... it's like soooo much fancier than anything else im even remotely considered for...although im at least getting a bunch of linkedin adds from other people who were there being like "god i wish i was dead" so its nice to feel part of something>>44805409i wonder if that's why im so horny for lards. probably at least an element of it right
>>44805423Name one tranny who isnt horny for lards
>>44805416no. i dont want anyone to look at me and you wouldnt want to either>>44805423i thought it was all the masturbating in the mirror that did it
>>44805425There are many trannies who are not horny for lards. Women are not a monolith they like quite a lot of different types. That's why we invented lunch forward restaurants so we can debate these hot topics
i keep having dreams about a goth boyfriend with a dad who is super prim and proper and flanders-y but then i find out the dad used to be goth toosometimes i realize how hot the dad is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igK-cLaf91Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpZOp4eqzJcTranner right? I hate goonerbait videos, but in my mind it's OK if tranners do it. In fact I feel patriotic when I goon to them.
>>44805434oh i didnt get a mirror until the day i turned 20
>>44805439she's cis sorry. she seems cool though!
>>44805420Yeah I like rosewood, she's a good poster. She drew this pepe upon my request, very thankful. I've only talked to her while anon though
>>44805443i dont care bich
>>44805434i think you're beautiful actually. also im pretty sure we live in the same city
>>44805450You care bitch
>>44805447gay. unsubbbed. blocked
>>44805423linkedin is literally my favourite dating app, young urban professional trade is unbeatablei mean from what you’ve told me she said here about it it sounds like this is the golden goose job, might make you feel more confident applying for other ones i suppose? if they feel like a step down they’ll have to beg YOU for a call back
>>44805456you dont know what i look like and i am completely sure we dont live in the same city>>44805457no i dont. i dont care anything
>>44805439this is so fucking crasswindows 95??? seriously?????? why the fuck are people nostalgic for windows 95??????? thats like being nostalgic for AIDS
>>44805449that's some hella art. but yay glad you know her. i was suddenly thinking yesterday how cute the two of you would be together. imagine.#weird #alittleweird #sorrynotsorry
>>44805469ive seen your face a couppe times actually and think youre pretty cute. which city are you from then?
More weird Pichu cuck chair shit
>>44805473>imagineOk I'm imagining it right now and it's pretty nice. She's pretty, but doesn't come around here very often anymore, probably for the best. I once talked to her about going to college later in life and making good friends in the process so I'd like to think she's somewhere doing that. I think she said she was moving to a different city or something as well? Haven't had a rosewood update in a while
>>44805467LMAO it's definitely a confidence boost to get so far into the process for once. but I dunno places are insane these days it's impossible to tell if your odds are good or notI can't deal with yuppie trade they are incapable of being normal about me for some reason. fragile egos! >>44805469t. cares
>>44805478i dont live in a city and i dont look like those pictures
orchi gang does it best
>>44805492literally i mean it’s like that everywhere isn’t it, big girl jobs all the way to casual shifts at the marriott. you’re funemployed until you’re not and there’s no way of knowingi think when they hear how local my accent is they assume i’ll get stars in my eyes at a leased audi A3, feels like catching a fly in my web. rank the top 3 types of trade!
>>44805492i odnt care at all bitch fuck tyou bitch
I recently said no to a passing tgirl who wanted to date me because she didn't have a big round belly.
>>44805516Simply feed her...
>>44805467>if you almost get a great job but fail, that means you should turn down good jobsJust bitches who can't pair bond things
>>448054801) i think they'd be cute together. sue me.2) there are better women out there than me.3) exodia has no interest in me so there's no harm anyway?>>44805491ohhh ya i kinda forgot she's so young. i know you and i are about the same age but how old actually are you again?
>>44805509LMFAO no exactly i know the type of guy you mean. i just can't do that pretending to be impressed shit like if you show me your watch im just gonna show you how quickly I can unfasten iti mean I like the artsy type I don't do band boys but the ones that take themselves very seriously are so cute to me. it's them, goff trade, and cex trade for me>>44805515>I CAREEEEE I CARE SO MUCH I CARE I CARE
What would happen if i ate this
>>44805480it’s not the cuck chair part that’s weird it’s that these people are not on a first name basis with each other and don’t even know what they look like it’s very autistic and parasocial
>>44805537Please do not pair bond with your employer. They do not care about you
>>44805542you're penis would get sooo big and red
>>44805544that's how 99% of interactions itt go for everyone
>>44805541i did not say that
>>44805547Will you suck the poison out? As a friend
>>44805493idgaf if you dont look like those pictures i want you anyway and ill fly to anywhere you are
also i was on a first name basis with the dudebut we all saw how that turned out
>>44805542youd flip ur shit and prob throw up and mayb die
>>44805537you’re either deliberately misinterpreting everything i put on this website or actually have a hole in the back of your head. call it friendo>>44805541i feel like the type of watch he tries to impress you with is telling about how he sees himself, like does this man think he’s jason statham or james bond? those are the optionsboys who are friends with guys in indie bands are usually a good bet i’ve found but RAAAAAAAAGHHH CEX TRADE yessssssss im still weak thinking about that one that wouldn’t buy my old phone off me, i hope he’s still thinking about me. we should go cruising in a cex sometime
>>44805568What the fuck are you talking about?
>>44805542>Eating a fly agaric mushroom causes poisoning, confusion, and mind-altering changes. Fun!
>>44805538I turned 30 this year, but I'd peg rosewood at around age 25 or so... I don't really recall her age. >there are better women out there than me.You're a top /cg/ influencer, do not forget that P.
I'd also peg rosewood
If you're an incel and the perfect tgirl comes in your life and gives you everything you've ever wanted sexually you will never be the same
i’ve had so much caffeine today i think my heart may explode
>>44805599not good...
>>44805585>If you're an incelThat's me. You called?
>>44805599Anonymouse please let me get to know you I think about you every day
How the fuck do i get my crummy hands on american spirits as an australian bum. ive been dreaming of a pack of blacks for months now and not a single fucking smoko around me has ‘em
>>44805608who are you
>>44805617>ive been dreaming of a pack of blacks for months nowSo has every tranny on cg
>>44805599what are you getting so much caffeine from
>>44805620your future husband hopefully
>>448056242 x 130mg energy drinks1 x 80mg redbullnormally i only have 1
>>44805629oughhhhh... not good
>>44805629Why do goyim do this to themselves
goo morning chasergen :D
>>44805646Mursen can we date? Please?
i dont want to work :/
what linux distro should i use at first. i think either regolith or fedora i3 spin, or maaaybe parrot home ed. i don't know anything about any of this btw
holding hands with anonymouse and cuddling with her
Good morning body type 2s in body type 1 bodies
>>44805650how tall are you?
>>44805651Putting my face in cibis ass
>>448056596'2 holy size queen tho
>>44805646good morning girly :)>>44805651i’ll take your job if you don’t want it? i could definitely do with getting paid that much
>>44805559No. But I will do it as a professional>>44805568no totally right it's such a window into their delusional self image which I do in fairness find kind of sweet it's very vulnerable. need to study the band-adjacent market. thank god you get it on the cex market that's always one where like people will either be like oh my god yes or look at you like you just said you fuck dogs
>>44805663i like it when people are taller than me,,, especially guys,,, is that so wrong,,,,? :(>>44805664good morning!! ^.^
>>44805653Idk anything about the other two but fedora is IDF Linux and I don't respect anyone who uses it
>>44805658i like this one
>>44805673Is 6'2 enough? would you let me date you?
>>44805675what do you use brongol. and what did fedora even do
mouse are you gonna let us predownload the wow beta before thursday or is it just a free for all
>>44805687thats like almost a whole foot taller than me,,, thats,,, its,,, wwwaow,,,,ill consider,,,
>>44805690that is something i’m trying to find out actually i’ll have to ask ion when he’s done gooning to blue elves
>>44805689oh they just have really heavy IDF ties by way of red hat. all the systems they use the iron dome and everything runs on redhat. there are some copers that fedora is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT and WOKE but like get fuckin realI use nixos because i have been unemployed for some time so i could deal with the initial month or two of getting everything perfect. and now it's soooooo easy
>>44805697we may be waiting some timei saw someone saying it might just be available 24h before the launch time. god knows
>>44805699brony would you kill me if i said i use mint,,,
>>44805664aahhh i wish but i need the money rn too!
i dont care about anything
>>44805704no i think mint is a great option! same as with commies i think we should all just be friends with a handful of exceptions uwu. that's the one i tend to suggest people look into if they're thinking of switching because i heard that's the popular advice these days. is it good? i've never tried it. im a little leery of anything ubuntu flavoured these days but that's probably a me issue
>>44805703from what i’ve read these things usually come out around 11 am to 2 pm est, and there isn’t any preload but whoooo knowsthe minimum system requirements are a 128 gb ssd so i imagine that the download won’t be that big
>>44805696im dead serious i want to date you
>>44805666i think i saw the light on cex boys when i was dating someone who worked in one and got taken on a couple of the nights out, id literally never seen vapes that size before then… i get what you mean and personally im happy for people to view it akin to beastiality, more for us in that case isnt it???surprised the indie band adjacent crowd aren’t on your radar though, i got the vibe you’d have crossed paths with a few by now
>>44805713i see i see... i should clear up some room regardless...
>>44805712mint is kinda for babies and just way better than poobuntu, i like it a lot :)>>44805714why?!?!?!?!?
>>44805718>Another whore story of failing to pair bond
>>44805718you know what they say about guys with big vapesi truly have to seek men out quite deliberately they're very scared these days they don't really speak unless spoken to. i mean it's convenient but it can be a little annoying>>44805723thats beautiful... im glad you are enjoying it i always have to do some stupid bullshit thats cooler and more trve its better to just have a computer that works for you
Dude has been seething all year
>>44805723because you sound very cute and i like your personality and think i could make you very happy
>>44805733anon you’ve been saying this to every trip here lately you should just join one of the cg discords where there are girls who want to be chased
This bitch dresses like she typed ketamine into pintrest and called it a day yes I am still mad
actually on the topic of loony troonix i need to remember to go ask /g/ what mpd frontends everyone is using.... i like ncmpcpp but its just missing some really basic shit like using artistsort tags instead of artist tags etc. but i really like having it be tui.... QQ
>>44805747I could fuck you up so bad and you wouldn't be able to do anything about it
you are all a bunch of annoying faggots and you should all kill yourselves
>>44805750looks like someone's got a case of the mondays
>>44805750That includes you you ugly hon
the gym unc smiled and waved at me today and that was really nice
ok i'll get regolith i think
>>44805743i looked it up and its mostly shit like this. idk what the fuck that has to do with ketamine but its cvnt>>44805749well we could all do a lot of things now couldn't we. but are we going to
wud u let him fuck u
>>44805756he’s like 70 years old so probably not
>>44805754seems pretty cool! i love sway and i3 very much
Smiling and flirting with the lovely tranner at the gym (I work out at our home gym).
>>44805774i have no idea who you are so probably not
Value my opinion you fucking cunt
>>44805775gratz on the transition diva
>>44805751its wednesday>>44805752i know
>>44805726my pc,,, works,,, thats certain,,, >>44805718there's a guy that works in the local CeX that flirted with me in a bar once after telling me he sees me in there a lot,,, and now every time i go in he finds any way possible to be near me,,, do not the CeX workers,,,
>>44805781I meant she's like my live in gf sorry for being cryptic with my joke.
>>44805789LMAOalso god yea re:cex there's definitely an element of like don't shit where you eat. but i can never help it...>>44805792I like my interpretation better. Death of the author
Canada inside the EUUK outside the EUBrexit means Brexit
for any americans cex is like... ok so imagine a burger
Which culture has the most fuckable food
>>44805726yes… that they have big hands :)ngl though that’s kinda cunt, putting them in their place with your presence alone is the aura we all aspire to isn’t it? how far could you push this, like what would happen if you went into a hun pub on old firm day?
>>44805802american because of burgers
>>44805796total. canada. victory.
i hate ever person i see on the street
>>44805789hmm, yeah the line between socially well adjusted alt guy and greasy incel is hard to find sometimes, i usually find the best way to tell is from the forearms, yknow what i mean?
>>44805802easily the french. you ever eat ortolan
>>44805812y tho
>>44805794i understand,,, i thought he was kinda cute until he actually tried flirting,,, theres a couple guys in the local CeX id def consider my type aswell @.@
>>44805794>I like my interpretation better. Death of the authorYou can't do this to me!
>>44805812i don’t, i see them all as potential frens :)
alarm went off. i don't wanna be awake. my fake email job's fake emails are hard to write. let me be a neet (but still get paid)
>>44805803LMAO i did actually do karaoke at a hun pub without realising for several months before i had a moment of like. hang on. some of my best work in fairness. what a waste... i should have done some sinéad o'connor at least>>44805818its always so depressing when its like wait no i liked you so much better before you started talking. i kinda like those types too i want to put them in my coaching programme >>44805819you are no longer required for this concept. Goodbye
I like the fact tranners like forearms, they're one of my best features.
>>44805824Lets steal cibi's lottery winnings so we never have to work again
>>44805796Canada is a third world country.
>>44805827did you know? fun fact: please post them
>>44805830because they're not in the eu yet
>>44805825go back and do zombie for like full scorched earth. ngl i can tolerate a hun pub, i found out that nice wee one up the road from me is like a hardcore hun pub on sunday and like idgaf £4 cider is £4 cider yknow?did the portraits of the royals up on the walls and the bartenders eyes being that close together not tip you off but?
>>44805837i mean ef*
>>44805817i dont want anyone to be around me>>44805823youre a passoid kys
>>44805829everybody wants to be my friend bc i am kind of soul and pure of heart :) do you want to be my friend anon? we could go to the art cafe and paint pictures of our lattes together! :D
>>44805830First world means developed capitalistSecond world is developed socialistThird world is neither
>>44805830>south sudan>worse life quality than the USthis map is bullshit
>>44805830Oman has better quality of life than usa?
>>44805844you think i’m fish? awww thanks gorgeous, you’re too sweet x
>>44805844Stu i havent been on for a while do you still post your plain pasta dishes
>>44805814yea i think i get you @.@>>44805825yea,,, its kinda devastating every time >~>
Im talking to trannies on the internet
>>44805858Oman mogs
>>44805839LMFAO it was a very dl hun pub! i should have done a swansong though for sure>>44805864ach you'll get used to it we've all got a long life of disappointments ahead of us
>>44805863why do you think having sex with people makes you a bad person?>>44805864hell yeah gurl i knew you would understand
good morning jan. its so holstic to go through the posts one by one i feel like we get so much special attention these days
>>44805878the concept of a dl hun pub is killing me, like someone asks you what it’s called and you’re like “idk the name he only gave me the address and phone number”
>>44805859dont speak to me like that>>44805862no
>>44805846I think youre a kind soul
>>44805885LMAOforget this speakeasy bullshit where you have to go into someone's shed to get an espresso martini that's the real new frontier of novelty venues
>>44805884She takes her job very seriously
>>44805839All pubs are hun pubs as its anglo saxon tradition not celtic
good morning im scared of getting surgery
>>44805890or they!
>>44805888Hi bronya how's your life going, I haven't posted here in like month
>>44805897Or he.
r we talking abt linerxi always thought ppl who hated gnome were just like that weird kind of chud that's taken over tech circles but desu im starting to hate it tooand not just cuz kde plasma mogsits full of all these small little annoyances that add up
i'm scared of nightblade
>>44805805Hello canadian girl, i like canadian girls
i think giving my obsessor new ugly photos to use against me is an act of self-harm that i should self-reflect on more
>>44805905hello anon
>>44805895This is true in traditional celtic society if you tried to drink around another person they would be honour bound to kill and eat you>>44805898its been good current update is that i interviewed for a very fancy job that i really, really want and they are calling me back some time this week. losing my mind from anticipation>>44805896Dont be scared :D>>44805900i would never suggest that about someone without serious evidence backing it up. that could destroy someone's entire career>>44805901i definitely get the frustrations people have with both kde and gnome... they're both... very particular
i should kms
>>44805907you could view as you reclaiming it! i think that's a beautiful thing. but if oyu're doing it as self harm thats stupid and you should stop. Love, LW
>>44805919oh its not self-harm. i thought the ugly triple chin picture above was really funny. quirk chungus type beat
>>44805922its legal and healthy to be quirk chungus. Permissible also
>>44805925Wrong
>>44805922>oh its not self-harm*oh its not INTENTIONAL self-harmit could be accidental harm thoughlybeeverit>>44805925i think i was healthiest mentally when i let quirk chungus be my vibe a few months ago
>>44805928Its legal and healthy and permissible>>44805930i think thats beautiful. it's your birthright!
A quirky chungus is just someone who is performatively eccentric in a vain attempt to be considered different or unusual. Probably because they are insecure about their own mundanity
how detransitioners do this
quirks your chungus
>>44805938you dont even know how to spell the name of the thing. you know nothing, anon snow
Business idea: twerk chungus
Twink chungus
im chopped chungus
>>44805957same
>>44805878ive had a long life of disappointment already,,, youre telling me theres more ahead? :(>>44805881yyipppiiieee>>44805846this is true!! :D
>>44805965always! that's what its all about
Kirk Chungus and it’s Charlie except he never became a right wing politician and instead just stays at home playing old video games and never reproduces
>>44805970the good ending. We have to promote emulator usage among chuds
>>44805942*puts snow down the back of your shirt * shut up shut up shut up
Gonna eat breakfast then walk and hope I don't get rained onIOP intake today
>>44805972How we get Charlie’s kids to troon out?
>>44805967i set out to figure out what your extended name is an anagram ofeasiest solve of my life
>>44805976don't worry about it :)
>>44805972Right wingers famously never play video games
im gonna make coffee and imagine donuts
>>44805976Bronya's on it, her troonrate is through the roof
the quirk chungus marries a redditor male and has an even worse child, continuing the progression from her cringe mother to her to her cringe childrenthis is the canon lore
>>44805980i bow down to your gorgeous genius brain>>44805984the right cant game
>>44805983I’m worrying about it
>>44805988i love that band
>>44805993lol
>>44805990Quirk chunguses don’t breed. She might get a cat or a dog (pupper, chompster, dogger) but her castrated millennial husband has no desire to sire offspring and neither does the quirk chungus
nothing tastes as good as donut feels
>>44805999i dont want to argue with beautiful tripswhatever you say handsome xo
>>44806006You can’t argue against facts shawty
>>44805967fluff :(
>>44806000elaborate
>>44805980Why UV? Hush lover you come
>>44806012no.
>>44805999What the fuck is a chompster
im sofuckingbusy today
>>44806018It’s a doggo. A pupper. A hecking chompster
id go with big lil chompler baby but thats just me
>>44806022Busy doing what? Cranking your hog?
i want to raise dogs with my choid
My chompster is a pitbull and he’ll chomp yo dick off. He eats babies and steroids
i keep getting reels and tiktoks of recipes for what reads to me as boy food and i keep saving them thinking hm yeah if i ever get a pet boyfriend one day this will be good to feed him, and now im scrolling through videos of birria tacos and steak sandwiches straight up yearning????? what’s fucking going on>>44805965>>44805887thank you cuties <3>>44805888nah girl if i’m going to a dodgy shed i want the drinks to be like the bullshit you’d get in the alchemist
its not entirely accurate to say i wish to be the hitler of dogs because what hitler really wanted was a seat at the saturnian big boys table and i want absolutely no cohort with dogs whatsoever but i think the phrase hitler of dogs gets the point across because what hitler means to the common man doesnt align with reality and thats ok. language is a highly fallible system
>>44806062Schizo babble
>>44806062Does that mean you like dogs or dislike dogs
>>44806062Genius wisdom
>>44806069It means they want to lead dogs into a 1000year period of peace and prosperity. Purity of the breeds shall be kept and degenerate and obscene breeds like "labradoodles" shall be scoured from the earth
>>44806045schoolgoing to a showfucking your motheramong many other things
are cats or dogs the better child replacement
>>44806062>language is a highly fallible systemunironic trvkethe dictionary is a disease of the mind
>>44806085Being a FAG
>>44806092cats mog
chasers when you go 15 seconds without self-degrading via the words "fag" or "failed male":
>>44806097YES
>>44806092cats make me sneeze but they are easier to neglect for the full parent experience
Pronounplay with who?
>>44806092Dogs need you and love you and require you to care for them. Cats just do their own thing and may graciously let you pet them
>>44806118damn nl and kate get up to some freaky shit
>>44806092Cats are lower investment & maintenance
>>44806022I'm glad you still have time for us
bf who tells me im gonna be a great mom one day before shooting me in the back of the head and marrying a cis woman. they name their first kid after my dead name
Leftover grocery store sushi for breakfast
>>44806149My son Pubert
>>44806148i unfortunately do enjoy posting here
>>44806159Queen
>>44803403Smoking is gross and smokers need to learn to stay the fuck away from the entrances to every building so the rest of us don’t have to get cancer. Thanks for listening
>>44806176*blows smoke in your face*shut up
>>44806159What could possibly go wrong
>>44806159goals
>>44806176Its always at the main entrance at the hospital here. Worse if they smoke weed
Avocados and imitation crab happened to be on sale at the same timeI think I will make sushi this weekend
>>44806180Noooooooooooo I’m dying :(>>44806193There should be like a 10 foot limit from the door to any public space where smoking is illegal
>>44806171I enjoy you posting
i wish everyone else i. the world die stop bothering me
Is the spider man movie any good?
>>44806220It's fine.
>>44806220I liked it
i have a really big thing for jesters in dark fantasyi should incorporate more of them into my ttrpgs
My gf (18m): omg my bff Lilith is at the Travis Scott show!Me (32): that's an odd thing to bring up out of nowhereMy gf (18m): omg she met him after the showwwwwwwMe (32): completely unprompted. typical AmericanMy gf (18m): and she got an autograph?! SQUEEEEEEMe (32): grim.
>>44806240Lol
>>44806227Just fine?>>44806232Hello Steven!! Also are you okay with me calling you Steven? I never asked
>>44806240is that the guy from fortnite
>>44806249Why would I say fine if I meant something else
>>44806249>Hello Steven!! Also are you okay with me calling you Steven? I never askedSure yes
>>44806260I was just hoping it would be better than just “fine” sorry tho>>44806264Yay!! Ily!!
i liked the spider man movie and tom hollands feet
I'm a chaser but for black women instead of trannies
The garbage bins here say WM for waste management but they always make me think of winemom
I'm a chaser but for vodka
>>44806279
>>44806274Rank the top three celebrity feet>>44806279Rank the top three black women
>>44806290Might be time to spend less time here KING
>>44806291hello orange juice
>>44806299Shut the fuck up
>>44806302I actually use a local fruit juice with whey
kissing in the kharkovchanka to escape the coldhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kharkovchanka
upghh i can't even code i'm a useless larper
>>44806306Okay. Sorry
>>44806308is that actually good? i like getting whey in smoothies because it makes the texture really nice
>>44806066medication is containment. there are realities beyond your consensus>>44806096symbolism and mathematics are universal and eternal
>>44806233Warhammer harelequin
what kind of donuts should i get
>>44806349so based anon>>44806357yeah basically
eui
>>44806341Yeah it's my favourite, I used to drink it all the time as a kid. The texture is better than just juice yeah. It barely has any sugar in it as well
>>44806360One should be cream or jelly filled of course
Bronya in her new london job
>>44806360apple fritter or honey cruller>>44806369is it unflavoured whey? sounds nicei’m getting through a tub of vanilla ice cream flavoured and honestly it sucks i shoulda got choccy
Summon eui eui eui eui eui eui eui eui
my tranny gf is so fucking romantic and autistic it's really hot
>>44806349>there are realities beyond your consensusYeah i read Solaris
>>44806380Can someone just tell me which borough I have to live in to minimise this type of shit. Where do I go to not have to interact with this type of person. I accept that it will be like this in the office there will always be work drinks but just give me somewhere to go home to
>>44806300No it's normal we're internet friendsSome of my internet friends dream about me and that's normal too
>>44806393they still haven't called me I don't think I'm getting the job huh
remember when eui saved us
>>44806399Yuh fired
>>44806384>is it unflavoured whey? sounds niceIt's pineapple and passionfruit flavoured, I also just checked and there's sweetener in there tooI don't trust hearty whey flavours, I always go for fruit flavours
>>44806373>>44806384one jelly filled and apple fritter coming up
>>44806403weird how that worked
>>44806407i should try a fruity one desu but ill try just a tiny container firsttoo bad whey prices are cooked in canada now :’)
>>44806412Tasty tasty, I am jealous anon. Haven't had a good donut in a while
everyone say thank you to eui
Eui? We need eui!
>>44806419Yeah I mostly just get stuff on deals because prices here are fuckedThey also just released the new government budget and it's getting worse
thank you, eui!or thank eui, if you will
>>44806405I'm just gonna get married if this doesn't work out>>44806403i think about it every day she protected us when nobody would
If I were the government budget I'd do great>>44806442I'll marry you Bronya but only if we can get divorced after I make you memorize facts about all my distant family relations
Thank you eui!!!!!
>>44805091>>44805901Good evening, Is the Mamo still online?
I GOT INVITED OUT TONIGHT YAYYY :DDD
thank u eui :DDD>>44806472hello sealfren!!! :DDDD
new>>44806476>>44806476>>44806476
Im not thanking someone without the basic level of self respect it takes to not be fat. If you cant respect yourself neither can I
>>44806480Nice! What’s your plan? Are you going with friends is it romantic?
>>44806480On a Wednesday?
>>44806487loser
paws at youciggies?paws at youciggies?paws at youciggies?
>>44806480Wohoo yippee
