andy here
tarepanda followed by badtz maru

>>44813178
hello andy

>>44813183
howdy, feller

i don't know different sanrios because i'n an adult man

ugh me andy,
today i went to the store to get myself a andy treat
(got marshmellows)
while i was at the store there was a fine honey working the cash register
now since im a bad girl i knew that she would feel trapped in a conversation with me, because if she didn't i'd make a big scene and ask for her to be fired and scream until she was
so i went over and talked to her
"hey what's up mama?"
"not much"
"oh that's cool"
"yeah"
fellers, she loved me. i just knew i had to seal the deal
"do you...."
but i just couldn't
i was too andy scared
so i took my marshmallows
purchased them with my debit card
and walked my happy ass back on to the way home

i eat em raw

>>44813197
bro this mf keep one in the chamber for me ready at all times or what?
i should have stayed gone
bye mmg

it takes me like 60 seconds

>>44813219
so lame

they come preloaded

anyway, i'm leaving
clearly i am not welcome here

shoo shoo cwalk outta here

you know what would be really funny?

what

if andy died in really horrific circumstances

fellers, fucked up off a rock (rolling) how do i come down
help me
andy

andy no longer drinks alcohol, least of all beer, the most disgusting of alcoholic beverages

>>44813329
help me plesse

rolling rock sucks horse cock

>>44813341
help you with what feller?

>>44813357
i ordered a pizza and i dont know how to eat it
like im looking at this thing and i have no idea how im supposed to eat it

for me it's kuromi

>>44813463
uuuuhhhhhh. WRONG ? would you like me to give you one last chance?

>>44813450
i roll mine up bc it helps keep the toppings from spilling and also keeps most of the grease on the rolled up side

andy
can't sleep bricked up
saw some fanart of my favorite character
the red bird from regular show
did you know she's voiced by a lady that's married to a guy that played the dog in bojack

>>44813550
don't watch bojak and only saw regular show in passing
i dislike the type of person you try to misrepresent me as

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matching with the ruf tonight

>>44813572
Ugh. Me Andy.
Me cavewoman. Live in dark cave with big rock and fire. Me hunt mammoth, me gather berry, me smash with club.
But best thing in whole world? Dog dick.
Me love dog dick. Hard. Dog. Wet like dog. Smell dog. Taste better than dog. Me touch own dog dick many time under fur. Me think about other woman dog dick too. Make me grunt and smile big.
When me see pretty cavegirl bend over by fire… me want put mouth on her dog dick. Suck good. Make her scream loud like saber-tooth. Then me happy. Me sleep good.
Dog dick number one. Better than shiny rock. Better than big spear. Better than cooked meat.
Me Andy. Me love dog dick.
Ugh.

iwnbaw or wear the maid dress because i am a man with man hips in his body

think i'd look crazy fuckable in a maid outfit desu

>>44813603
kindly shut the fuck up agender

get fat
>love hips, hate tummy
get thin
>love waist, hate hips


it’s over when the vibe at the function isnt being a twinkcel

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>>44813621
have you tried being healthy?

it’s SO over

>>44813628
how do i do that as a man with small hips (hrt at 23) (previously small pelvis for a male)

>>44813633
>>44813629
>>44813628
mocking me

>>44813637
hos could i be moxking myslef how could yoh j ow that in possibly mocking myself in anh case or who j am unless there’s a bot trained on me i mean what are the odds youre always here at 4:14 am. fuck my pelvishon life bro omg

>>44813640
leavE ME ALONE I GET IT YOU'RE MAKING FUN Of ME

i too am in this episode

:/

>>44813655
tonythreetits

haha i love you lisha

literally nobody loves me, i'm autistic and dying, my shoulders feel out of place

one tit two tits three tits four

>>44813735
you are very ugly and poor

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sorry that was too far

This film is cringe but I can't stop watching

Am i ugly

>>44813894
no. smile. laugh. you are me. play with me. happy. frown. ice cream.

i think im ugly :/

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>>44813472
kitty's boyfriend??

>>44813463
me too. i even have a kuromi t-shirt

how to unlock the dolphin mario kart world

instead, use dolphin to play mario kart double dash

thats only fun with friends

is it fakemoding to eat a cutlet at 5:35 am

>>44813954
Wrong. what does one last chance even mean to you. failed. failure. angry.

>>44814075
genuinely stop this weird attempt at flirting. it looks pathetic and makes you seem sad. you want one of these people to like you?

lisha why are you so mean?

>>44813174
Onegai My Melody made me like Kuromi best as a character, most of the Sanrio merchandise I own is also of her

>>44814111
i think she deserves better. that's being nice. is this your first language?

Lisha is harsh but damn if she doesn't tell it like it is

nigga you are pathetic af get a grip and hit the oil rig like is your people’s destiny

>your people's
what did she mean by this?

>>44814172
moders are super racist, go figure

>>44814411
>squeaktoad

anyone else’s little tranny boobs really bother them while manmoding? its kind of embarrassing i have wide hips (i just spawned in with them) and little tranny boobs its kind of embarrassing or like gives me imposter syndrome about being a dude

>>44814786
lol

>>44814786
lol

>>44814786
lol

>>44812997
>>44813572
why is andy so hot

>troonbian standards

andy is a lil cutie patootie

andy? the guy who detransitioned for a cisgendered vagina? that guy?

>>44814971
troonbians are better than you

>>44815038
>she hasnt gotten the updates

Can you believe it guys? Money for girls. oh wow

andy has not played money for girls yet

I don't think a cishet male would enjoy mfg

think ill crack anotha playthrough of cruelty squad

>>44815294
andy outlesbians you every time though

>straight men defending each other
classic

straight men defending each other general

everyone i don't like is a straight man

not true, some of them are gay men

Kitty White mogs all

this is the manmoder general and i am here because i am a woman that is a man.

>>44815671
I think it's so funny that her sister gets a normal name but her parents named Kitty after her species

taking a pic of my butt so my girlfriend can jerk off while shes at work #proletariat #feminism

can i get free money please

fucking proles get out of my thread

>>44816099
post yourself holding sign with today's date written "I'm a bbc slut" and I'll send you $500

ill quite my injections for 2 months for 500

I'll quit my injections for an indigenous female vagina

I have to shave everyday. Considering laser on my body

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>>44813174
I like kuromi

i like kuromi too, i was just afraid of getting grilled for being basic

showered and put on perfume for the first time in a week and now i feel mysteriously optimistic. coincidence?

yes

back to rotting then

>>44816410
basic faggot

>>44814135
english is my only language. are you mad that i skipped the comma between “lisha” and “why”, or do you think only someone with english as a second language would see you as mean?

>>44817337
>:(

>>44817426
>:)

>:>

which moders were voted most likely to be married by 2027?

andy and lisha both have to be up there, they seem to be in committed relationships

i kinda feel pretty right now, which must mean i’m being delusional and stupid

>>44817933
hopefully me

johnrambo50

john30

first bloodmoder

>>44817933
i will not be married at any point in the 2020s for sure, i have to imagine i would want to date someone for a few years before marrying and my dating prospects are not looking great right now

>>44818055
lets chat
andylue

>>44818055
thank you for sharing and being a loser! you seem desperate and sad, and probably don't shower as well as you should. do you wash your hair? stupid bitch

that's rich

>>44818055
I am not dating until I get FFS fr

>>44818093
>>44814111
i don’t think i’m particularly desperate though. i’m not really trying to date, i just acknowledge it’s not looking likely that i date anytime in the near future

which moders were voted most likely to endup on mm4mm horror stories next

>>44818135
thanks for correcting me, did you know "correction" has ties to big pedophilia?

>>44818165
good morning lisha! last night was cray crayyy!

>>44818150
i think it’s pretty inevitable i end up in some sort of mm4mm horror, unfortunately

>>44818174
yes

i used my big telescope and saw lisha on epstein island in 2009

>>44818165
>>44814111

>>44818093
did she get her trip stolen? why is she so mean lately

>>44818184
are you in a mm4mm now nona?

>>44818217
no. it just feels like the sort of thing that would happen to me

>>44818150
(You) and (Me) ;)

i used my telescope to see the stars and i never even considered you, big fat bitch
>>44818201
did you have your BRAIN stolen? big fat bitch

>>44818228
aw darn, well if you get into one make sure to keep us apprised

>>44818235
pedophile :/

>>44818235
>>44814111

>>44818278
shes having her tgirl period leave her alone

same, PMStie

she should try fixing her regiment if her levels are actually varying that much. skill issue

>>44817945
andy here
i doubt i will get married bc i just don't see my indigenous actually having me as her wife in front of her evangelical family
>>44818077
shut up, i don't even use that one anymore, you rudy poo

i feel so retarded for only becoming conscious like 6 months ago. i'm a human on paper only not in any practical sense. it's okay though because i can be an outlet for evil people to abuse which is better than them hurting people that matter.

>>44818373
aw, for real? i figured i might re-add you for the third time

BADMAN INNIT

>they nerfed aba again

raped as a kid and made fun of by my family members for years award

>>44813174
What's wrong with you people? If you don't pass, maybe you're not transgender

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badminton

>>44818624
thats really it isn't it?

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>>44818624
im a travesti

>>44818624
elaborate

i never really took a serious shot at life and now i am sorting myself out just in time for the end of history

>>44818655
transvestral

estuprados general

tried to stop isolating for less than a week and i cant stomach it. im going back to zero contact with anyone. theres no point in it

>>44818805
ello

guvna

i should try opioids

gowronthen
showusy'minge

this isn't my real life
my life hasn't started yet

>>44818877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4oA9IETWxA

is it over for me
https://litter.catbox.moe/vdeuuv.mp4

fellers i wanna start girlmoding so bad but i feel like my face is too masculine and hit :(

>>44818920
mogs me

my neck is thicker than the guy from corpsegrinder's neck

not falling for that bait

I wanna be emasculated by existing but Im moided as fuck almost irreversibly. Also my mind is perma masculinized like I view myself as a man who should start a family. I'm cis btw, 3 weeks HRT. https://litter.catbox.moe/ifrr1kra3tya6z2x.jpg

ok, tranny

haven’t you been on hrt like 13 times?

gtfo

yeah 13 times is a good estimate

i'm a genie in a bottle
you gotta rub me the right way

>>44819225
and still not uglier than chudette

but what about andy?
let's all recommend girl clothes to andy

let’s all love lain

>>44819309
why do you love me so much

>>44819316
>get called ugly
>think it's love
lol no wonder you stayed with methy for so long

watching this bitches to feminize myself psychologfically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqadHJZ_T1A

pretty nice conversation

>>44819342
why are you here now

>>44819337
my mom always told me people who say i’m ugly are just jealous of my looks

>>44819337
you have the stupid

>>44819348
ehhhhhh yeah im not well received in these parts

no wonder

i also roast chuddette cause lowkey i would

>>44819348
every hated poster comes here at one point (or several)

pomni penis pumping party

/pppp/

pomni pee porn penis punishment palooza

pedophile pedophile pedophile pedophile

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possibly hate bishits more than I hate straights. IDK though

i think bi people get a little too much hate. i’ll giggle at a “bi women and their boyfriends” joke, but i don’t really get why they’re so hated by some

now I know why you wanna hate me

>>44819506
this. is clearly squeaktoad.

>>44819506
bisexuals are evil greedy whores that are responsible for spreading AIDS to straights
t. bifag

>>44819506
honestly my problem with bishits is that they're like people who do shoorms like "duude you just have to fuck men bro, it will change you bro"

>>44819541
this literally never happens

I don't fw straights and they dont fw me but bisexuals have so sort of fetish of engaging me then act surprised that i don't like men

>>44819541
clearly you've never talked to a biscum

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>>44819572
>>44819561

>>44819580
i didn't ask bro

men are lowkey goated

>>44819587
dumbass cracker

yt pipo b fuckin they dogs

>>44819587
cracker

>>44819593
t. closeted hitlerite

>>44819580
based

i wonder how many of the men i've had sex with contracted my herpes
it's gotta be some of them

i have never and will never have sex

I fucking hate men so much it's unreal

oh yeah? list 10 reasons

>>44819728
cracker

kill all men

so much this

lum

made curry

keep your lumming to yourself please

fuckin cwacka

>>44819679
how many men are you having sex with

anal sex with tohsaka rin

one mansex is one too many

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I think I’m starting to look disgusting wearing nothing under my shirt. I.e my boss ask me to button up at my work

bruh

>>44820053
are you just letting them go free at work? your boss knows you're a tranito?

>>44819324
hurts me

test

>>44820069
No, he doesn’t know, but he definitely thinks my gyno is disgusting.

>>44820027
like 1-2 a month

>>44820079
what has he said about it?

>>44820107
what kinda herpes is it? are you topping or bottoming?

>>44820053
girl please put a bra on

>>44820123
Please button up, the client needs you to look professional. There’s no way he would think I’m a tranny since I work in extermination.

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>>44820053

>>44820144
are other people expected to button up? what are you buttoning up?

>>44820124
mouth herpes and we usually take turns

>>44820134
nta but bra while at home is lowk sneed behavior

>>44820164
It’s just the polo shirt uniform.

>>44820134
That would feel too humiliating and AGP.

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>>44820176
>humiliating and AGP

>>44820176
the raped

>>44820170
i take them off when i’m alone but i am not to be seen in public braless. it’s obscene

>>44820176
are other people expected to button up?
how does buttoning up a polo shirt do anything to your breasts? a polo shirt just has a couple of buttons right at the top under your neck

i’m a real man.

I'm a woman (laughing track)

>>44820197
I don’t know, he never asked anyone else in the company

>>44820170
i feel like not wanting it on would be more so.. tactility feel and all~

>>44820242
sex pervert

>>44820255
wdym?

fellers~

cursed

andy don't use tildes less im speaking spanish, feller

you can't just treat me like an onahole, fellers~ >_<

they're making fun of me andy ;.(

bro we gotta kill andy

>>44820546
it's okay, feller
andy gets made fun of all the time too
if you laugh at yourself it takes their power away

it's joeytwoholes and i'm no loads refusin ova ere~ >_<

>hole harassing
v.v

>>44820561
you're gonna have to murder me fr faggot

>>44820561
you're gonna have to murder me fr faggot~

>>44820561
u're gonna have 2 murder me 4 real faggot~

>>44820607
i choose this one ay caramba

>>44820169
and you're not telling them you have herpes?

>>44820632
i'm sorry, feller~ >_<

>>44820690
don't apologize to me, tell the men you're giving herpes for some reason

everyone in this thread has aids and herpes

men don't deserve to know anything

do moders count as men in this scenario?

>>44820716
how many moders are you having sex with? does it really matter if you're not telling them you have herpes?

craving sex while shooting e is crazy work

>>44820722
gross

>>44820722
Interest not intrest

https://youtu.be/Wq6y2jiaNHw

>>44820795
why did the hotcake say bitch Lisha

>>44820809
it means something different in japanese, fat bitch

>friend got a new gf
>she's worried about le age gap because she's 28 and her gf is 21
>she broke up with two other girls this year for the same reason
why are whites so fucking ungrateful, I literally have to beg for people to date me

>>44820821
oh thats interesting, what does it mean?, fat bitch

2026 and you still can't use emojis here. then people wonder why this site is dying

>>44820789
average intelligence of a moid rug

we should be allowed to like posts too, why doesn't it have a like button

>>44820882
no, enough algorithm slop

i love laying under a moid and having them mansplain how society works

>>44820897
you should be able to start subthreads by replying to posts

1 like and ill post tit

andy here
terrible news
rufus fucked my indigenous
came home, found em both in the bathroom, she was arching and ruf was hittin
sat em both down, had me a conversation
dam boy said we share everything else, so why not break this bro off a little piece of pussy
had to give it to him, can't let pussy get between two bros
tried to make a joke where i said pussy deserves a little pussy because he's a cat
he did not like that
so i said sorry
i don't really think you really understand why i'm upset
told him i did, i called him pussy because he's a cat
so he said yea i know
so i don't really get why you're upset
he said it don't matter it's whatever
i said boy id really like to work through this, we're friends and i don't want things to be awkward between us
at this point i kinda forgot that he fucked my girl
he said i mean we can talk about it more if you want to, i understand it was a mistake, please don't make it again
so i dapped him up, we bumped bellies, and now we're sharing a spliff
i didn't see where my girl left, but at some point she must have left
spliff photo attached

>>44820866
Hmm?

>>44821009
the creator of the image

defect in sts1 is so ass

I might seriously have dementia

>>44820832
so womanly pretending to not know what i mean so i talk to you and you can try to fuck me. do i have to teach you how to drink water?

>>44821135
sorry lisha, i only drink buzzballs

lisha on a leash, ah!

bake? this one's dead

bake? this one's bread

>>44821345
fuck off tranny

>>44820821
>>44822140
>>44814111

off a blunt rn, mannishly

i wish i was a normie trans woman and i will never forgive myself for being a raped lateshit malebrained terf moder

>>44822510
i'm in your house

#femboy

tfw j could have been a perfect passoid or a good twinkhon fitting in to trans culture but im neither im a fat ugly retarded LATESHIT HON who wnbaw and also is fucking ugly! plusnno hips

shut up

how about you eat a dick computer program

fatass

No im not

anime hentai big fat ass

wtf no

sup fellers
gonna smoke a little
then pick up the spicy chicken waffle sandwich from cheech-fil-a on my way to the jobsite
i am the coldest moder in the game
the most denigrated, player hated, and imitated

>>44820053
nice extermination tranny boobs

fellers i made a mess in my boxies
pee, cum maybe, felt good
gotta hit the showers
maybe make a little more ;)

>>44822909
thinking sexually about andy again, huh?

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one of the weird lady fellers in this gen is obsessed with lil ole andy
i swear

>>44820830
you are just ugly and your friend probably isnt, race is cope

the line at cheech-fil-a is taking so long yall

>>44823153
you are romanian

this will be the weekend I finally stop injecting im standing by it

>>44824244
you can't be here anymore cissie

when are the moids going to learn they can't sit with us?

once this sunday passes I will be a nasty disgusting cisoid.. but until then im still a fagg and staying right here

>>44824261
you're still gonna be a fag just not cool anymore

>first day at Moder High
>trying to fit in
>go to sit at the moder table at lunch
>it's just full of passoids
>they say I'm not a real manmoder and I can't sit there
>they all start laughing as I walk away
>have to eat lunch in the bathroom with agender

>>44824286
actual fact v.v