>be me>in car with friends>its decently small so I was forced to sit on my friends lap>about 10 minutes in I feel something hard on my butt>when we get out of the car hes super werid and wont talk to meNow he's avoiding me on everything and blocked me on all social media, my friends are also confused asf and asking why me and him are beefing. Mind you this guy is a very straight dude and has had like 3 fucking girlfriends, and Im just a twinky dude. Hes a really nice guy and I don't want to ruin our friendship.
>>44817113I forgot to mention that my friends used to always make gay jokes and he was never uncomfortable with that stuff, so its really strange why hes acting like this.
Please help you guys, ive been friends with this dude for like 10 fucking years. I don't know what to do
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>>44817178maybe he hates you because you have a mood disorder
>>44817113he probably doesn’t like that he got a boner over a dude, that’s normal
>>44817218is that really a reason to nuke our friendship?
>>44817272he knows you know
>>44817205ok
>>44817277I know what?
>>44817287that he got a boner over you. he doesn't want to be around someone who sincerely thinks he's gay
>>44817315I don't think hes gay just maybe bi
>>44817327he doesn't want to be seen as a fag at all, and he doesn't know exactly you think, he just knows you're aware of that boner. it's easier to burn bridges than have a difficult conversation over something that awkward
>>44817327>I don't think hes gay just maybe biTo straight moids thats the same thing
>>44817178>posts the most obvious larp ever>no responses in ten minutes>massive crashoutok bro
you need to say "it's ok that you got a boner I got one too!" that will make him feel betterthen assure him it's normal
>>44817113I don't think it's that crazy for a straight guy to get a boner when someone is sat on his lap even if it's a guy, I think it just happens sometimes
>>44817883how do I get in these situations?I want to sit of my straight friend's cocks :3
>>44817895idk but if someone has the answer I'd like to know too
>>44817909just invite more people over than you have chairs
>>44817920excellent
>>44817113he's freaking out over the realization that he may not actually be a very straight dude despite his 3 fucking girlfriends
grind like really good but subtly and really nice and slowly and like sort of position it(his dick) to stimulate your erogenous zones(and obviously his since its his dick with a boymoders soft ass on it) and see how he responds. my bf enjoyed this when I did it to him, granted we had begun dating by then but it was like really early on. FR THO DO NOT DO THIS THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA.maybe just ask him why hes avoiding you and just ask if like you did anything like wrong or weird that may have upset with him and just try and act normal, thats my genuine answer.
about an hour after I made this post, he texted me asking me to come to his place.he said he was sorry about randomly sperging out on me and blocking me on everything, he then came in and hugged me saying how he doesn't ever want to lose such a great friend like me while patting me on the head...we then watched a movie and he just straight up came out to me saying how he's bisexual and how he finds me cute, I sucked his dick after and then walked home...ig were fwb now?
>>44820549genuinely awesome development. I'm happy for you and your friend op
>>44819147This. People handle it differently. Hopefully he decides to just talk to you, but he might not..
>>44821873Good for you both.
>>44822012read a little bit further down >>44820549
>>44820549oh...that's one way to handle it
>>44817178for a supposed dude you sure type and act like a woman with bpd
>>44820549low quality larp go farm reddit karma
>>44817113Road safety as a concept exists for a reason.In order to correctly use a three point seatbelt you can't be sitting in someone's lap. In this situation, one or several people should have stayed behind, waiting for the driver to make two trips.