Well we still need the new thread as the old troll thread is on page 10.Qott: What is your favorite part of autumn?Previous: >>44856239
Eui
>>44859075Mommy eui breast feeding me by the fire in our cozy forest cabin
Silent hill levels of fog outside
I YELL for women's body autonomyI HOLLER for people of colorI SCREECH for immigrantsI SHRIEK for LGBTQ+ acceptanceI SCREAM for neurodivergent folkI ROAR for trans kidsI HOWL for the differently ableI BELLOW for a more inclusive world full of BETTER MEN.
>>44859105Settle down
>>44859110Yes mommy please cock whip my face
Chasing in r/transteens and r/transteenpassingTransbian btw
today’s fit
>>44859145Nice hair
>>44859145How do I know I can trust you? Could be anyones fit.
my balls, taint, and asshole are visibly producing steam
I'm gay if that matters
>>44859145Very autumnal
Bag of garlic croutons and a dr pepper at 1:20am
>>44859128they're like all prehrt this is so sad
holy shit i need a bf
>>44859185Have you checked the bf store?
-23 C and my body is freezing but my balls natural heat emanates a stable 34C. My kitten has removed her balls so she'll need to use mine to warm up.
tfw he calls you a stupid nigger
Have some more self respect.
https://voca.ro/19QmHFL9gdIw
>>44859214no
>>44859184>teenager>pre-HRTI mean yes this is actually pretty normal
>>44859225it is normal but it shouldn't be and it's becoming less normal every year fortunately
sometimes I just want a guy to put his hands around my neck and squeeze until I pass out, must be some kind of 3rd order sh fantasy
>>44859254Always at this time of night. You can't get horny at 5 pm ?
>>44859259no
>>44859270You told me you don't cum
good morning>>44859075i like all her different personas nightblade has been really growing on me
https://voca.ro/1aw78WHK7E4B>>44859301i dont
>>44859312You sound like a little kid this is making me sad
>>44859319im 21
i deserve a boyfriend who will put my feet in his mouth
>>44859319most guys are turned on by that
>>44859333How about a hug
>>44859338I am sometimes too because I'm a man and can easily go there. But it's sad she can't even cum and wants to be choked to feel something
>>44859340hugging my throat with your hands?
>>44859302Good morning.
>>44859347Ok but we cuddle afterwards
>>44859349compromise is good
>>44859348hello mr skog how r uim not out of bed yet im still cuddling my skogbut i make breakfast soon
>>44859312Id throttle you any day. Might not stop though
>>44859362>hello mr skog how r uPretty good, having a coffee break.>im not out of bed yet im still cuddling my skogThat's so hot babe.>but i make breakfast soonWhat will you have?
>>44859368thats fine too
>>44859369this skog looks so sad :(i would let him have that cake> What will you have?i always have eggs for breakfast! and i like making coffee
>>44859369>swedish heritage, dub Saharan africaHmm
>>44859378>i always have eggs for breakfast! and i like making coffeeBaste. How do you like your coffee? I like mine really strong with 1/5th milk.
>>44859235idk manI accept your arguments for "pre-puberty luckshits" and all that but I also still don't really agree on a fundamental level with allowing someone with an underdeveloped mind to make such a life-altering decisionIf you transition pre/during puberty and later decide that wasn't actually your goal in life and you were a confused teenager that is irreversible, permanent damageI know some people here will anecdotally say they KNEW from a young age but I genuinely believe that's the exception rather than the ruleI guess if we're extending teenager to "nineteen" then yes I think it's pretty reasonable to allow an 18yo who can make pretty much every other important life decision to decide which gender identity they want but if we're going down to what I think of as a teenager (13-15) I really don't know that it's a good age to be making decisionsI mean unironically I don't know that 18 year olds are making good decisions either but if they can't transition they shouldn't be able to vote or have any other adult privileges and that's a really big can of worms
>>44859381i use an immersion brewer and i like it strong and with a bunch of oat milkone day i’ll invest in an espresso machine and make macchiatos
>>44859388Oh man that sounds so good. I use an all metal percolator which certainly divides some people, at least technology connections sure has strong opinions about it. He's wrong tho.
i guess another fantasy that's less extreme tan just being throttled would be sitting in his lap watching youtube or something and he uses one hand to choke me just so that im dizzy or get adrenaline going but not that I start passing out and the other to grope me.I'm realizing now I don't really have any fantasies where I'm not being treated poorly or even human really
>>44859401No less than you deserve
Just bought some more jeans and knitted long sleeves for fall.
>>44859408i dont think I deserve it, but my brain does, it's complicated
>>44859382i think you're confusing medical treatment for a life threatening condition with a cosmetic optional decision someone makes just because they feel like it
What if she thinks I'm handsome?
>>44859394oh those are cool. i’ve never used one but i think the design is neatnext upgrade im thinking of is getting my own grinder so i can make my own grounds and save money
https://voca.ro/12ufla8WCMh5doing it yourself doesn't work, as soon as you start getting lightheaded its hard to force yourself to keep going, like trying to bite a finger off, your brain just forces you to stop.
>>44859413I think you do
Loving cute animal videos is not gendered actually
>>44859455Nicholson's gorilla bbc
>>44859439>next upgrade im thinking of is getting my own grinder so i can make my own grounds and save moneyI should definitely look into this as well.
my fyp is fuckedhttps://www.tiktok.com/@tacohedgehog/video/7669299597424053534
I splurted today but it wasnt as much as id hoped. Im sleepy now.
>>44859524
I should be asleep wtf I'm trazodone'd and melatonin'd upMaybe I can get muscle relaxers
>>44859554do you ever get too itchy to sleep
Congratulations you can re do one thing in your life chat what is it? Please note saying kms is not allowed
>>44859575Many times I have wondered would I actually undo any of the horrible stuff that has happened, or redo any of the bad choices I have made. I'm the person I am because of them all, and I don't know what or who I would be without them.
>>44859592Well let’s say you can go back and keep all the accumulated knowledge you would still be yourself you just don’t have to make the same mistake
>>44859575take diy hrt at 10 years old
>>44859575I wouldn't fuck up with her
For me it’s no cocaine only bitcoin
>>44859615Nah.
i need to be beaten and abused, why cant i have that
>>44859686idk man try making the same post a few more times
do u think i went a little too far with the vegetables for only 800g of tomatoes
Is sucking girldick gay if you hold them down while doing it?
guy in front of me in the lecture hall was (performatively i can only presume) using linux and he actually had no fucking clue how to use it lmao, i’ve never seen -help typed so much
i miss underage drinking. does anyone remember when i was 19. was i cooler back then
>>44859724Too big you need to chop them better
is it all going to be ok is it going to be ok please say that it will
>>44859786its all getting blended anyway
>>44859765Women hate seeing men not know how to do something. An 18 year old is trying to learn something new, and your grown ass comes on here to make fun of him.
Hitler's final solution was completely justified
>>44859771were you a park drinker or an underpass drinker?
>>44859790In that case it's fine but dont you sometimes feel like trying something different?
>>44859791you know what actually, you’re right. i’m forgetting my post wall agehon ass is nearly 10 years older than these people. good on him for trying and learning
>>44859743no
>>44859794i drank at my parents house, which was where i did everything at 19>>44859796trying what, unblended tomato sauce? i have done that
>>44859802>unblended tomato sauceNo, anal sex.
>>44859771>underage drinking>19You're a yank?
i'm really scared
>>44859812it's going to be okay
>>44859807thats something i havent tried. i dont think i would like it>>44859808of course i am>>44859812there is no need to be scared
>>44859812It's ok to be scared
>>44859765being new at something is performative?
>>44859765you're ran through though
>>44859833man being incompetent or having to ask for help is an ick
>>44859828it's not it keeps ruining my life and everyone hates me and is disappointed in me because of it
im still pissed off they stopped selling romano. they knew i came there just for romano, they did it just to fuck with me
>>44859852There there kittenDaddies here
>>44859865don dada...
submitted a bank statement for documentation purposes to my future employer which includes a three figure transaction to playhorny award
>>44859852Every +30 year old man loves you focus on that instead of the bad things
>>44859881it's not my fault.... it's not my fault..... im a victim of society........
>>44859881Bronya can we date I'd treat you so good
>>44859765that's so sweet... it makes me happy when I see people switch. Although in fairness I've been using it for most of my adult life and I still take about an hour reading manpages to do anything
>>44859892I already treat me so good I just need you to not get in the way of that. wya
>>44859895The manpages is where they list all the trannies
>>44859889nobody loves or likes me
>>44859901it is actually short for manual
anyone else find a tranny gf on jerkmate?
i havent wasted any money in a while. should i buy something
>>44859906Because trannies love manual stimulation (handjobs)
>>44859902That's not true at all
>>44859881bronya tell me what to think>>44859724
>>44859900need that
>>44859846god i wish i was getting laid as much as you think i am>>44859833not necessarily, in my mind he was using linux so everyone knows how heccin smart he is, but i’ve since been shown the light and had my jaded ways lain bare>>44859895this is the realest approach honestly. let’s all accept memorising things is lame
>>44859909Buy a game
>>44859911True! >>44859916I think it's completely acceptable. I think YOU my love are VALID>>44859918i recommend it
bronya forcing me to swallow (I was only pretending I was going to spit)
>>44859909buy a pair of those knee high doc martens, they’re so cunty, i think you could pull them off>>44859911i love giving your dad handjobs in the shower
>>44859909Get a big wheel of Parmigiana >>44859920i have a very strict "good enough for government work" approach. I know people who just use an AI agent instead of ever running a command themselves so I do feel a little morally superior. there's no way that can be a good idea
Trannies kissing me and jerking me off WITH A FINGER IN MY ASS
>>44859909Buy me some booze
>>44859921i would like to but buying games on playstation is annoying and my computer isnt good enough to play anything>>44859922yayyy :D yayy :D yay :D>>44859932im not made of money>>44859933i hate parmesan >:( fuck you
Trannies kissing me and jerking me off with a cock in my ass
>>44859941why should i buy you anything
i bought a reference book of victorian pin ups and nude photographs and it has entirely cured my body image issues i literally just look female and social media and /lgbt/ has corrupted my brain into thinking otherwise
>>44859951Slip a finger in me before I nut
>>44859930Waste not want not sweetie
>>44859949Out of the goodness of your heart
>>44859944How do you hate parmesan. Are you the type with cheese autism
Were changing the cultureChasers can like ass play nowIt's NOT GAY ANYMORE
>>44859944Come on your pc cant be that bad
>>44859951love when it happens all at once. congrats on graduating. ya the like history and changing nature of beauty standards and gender roles helped me figure it out too for sure
>>44859956im evil and fucked up. im sick and twisted. im retarded and i piss myself>>44859957i dont like most cheese. theres only like 5 i really like
a level 5 gnome mage named frieren rat gave me water i am loved
>>44859958Why do they like it if it isn't gay>>44859963which are the five. do I have to guess. is one of them American cheese
>>44859957Suck my dick at the office christmas party
>>44859959its a 15 year old laptop>>44859966of course one of them is american cheese
>>44859965Himmel would've liked the rodent solidarity
>>44859965it takes a village. community is so important
>>44859952i'm good i don't want some moid to paint me>>44859962i mean i knew that stuff already but theres something about being presented with entirely normal bodies of objectively beautiful women and thinking>/lgbt/ would call her fat and brickythat really made it hit home
>>44859966why do you capitalize american
>>44859968do you just not know what this job market is like. I am going to be demurely sipping a sparkling water and making light conversation. Hit me up outside business hours if you want it like that. ill see if I can fit you in between 8pm and 8am
>>44859966It feels good retard
>>44859969Is another one low moisture mozzarella>>44859976To emphasize the disturbing way it resonates throughout history>>44859973a win is a win regardless. how are you gonna celebrate you're finally free
>>44859971of course, he's a hero>>44859972bronya i made a gnome priest and it is fun do u wanna finish the skelf zone later tonight?
>>44859979Nothing about heterosexuality feels good for me
>>44859969I had one of those and i could still play some games
Do you not shoot as far when you have stuff up your butt? It feels like your muscles can't contract as much. Looking for a kitten who wants to expirement.
>>44859981yes let's do it!!! i have a fucking flat viewing I'm sending my very sweet but entirely gormless little brother to so I'm gonna have to scream down the phone for most of the day. but after that I'm all in on forever!!! I've been slacking
Hello chati am a machine that turns kitties into petted kitties and cigarettes into smoked cigarettes
>>44859980that is another one, but only in string form>>44859985i can play some games, but i already have the ones i can play
>>44859984Sex isn't for women. Women make babies
>>44859990wahoo!! :Di'll let you know when i get home from work
Trans women should top men to get back at the patriarchy
>>44860000
>>44859989Send me an research proposal and I'll consider if we have the resources. Don't worry about getting someone to sign off on the ethics approval just leave it blank I'll handle that part>>44859992Obsessed with this. Wait I'm nervous now those are all the easy ones the rest could be anything. I'm thing is the next one like a queso dip situation >>44859994I'm baby
>>44860003youre wrong, and im going to punish you for this later
>>44860003You have a tiny dick and sharp fingernails. Untrustworthy.
reconciling with the fact I'll be a virgin forever bc I'll almost certainly never have a vagina
>>44859992Then buy some stockings and wear them for us
going to the gym at this time because i’m an unemployed student, this feels so fucking good. anyone have any suggestions for what i should do in there? (other than squats for dada)
>>44860015Rizz up some hot young studs
>>44860015Pullups30+ minutes of cardio like a good bunny
>tfw no amazonian shemale gf that will rape me with her 8" cock
>>44860015hip thrusts and abductions
>>44859996Yahoo!!!!!>>44860007FUCK>>44860009Correct on all three points
>>44860021Abduct the nut out my balls
hey bronya hru so about the 4 year age gap i asked him how old his previous partners have been like u said and he said most have been the same age as him but he didn’t go into detail what do we think about that i didn’t press the issue because i wanted to info dump about my new fanfic and i didn’t wanna ruin the mood before that do u think that’s good.
>>44859920>god i wish i was getting laid as much as you think i amwhore in denial about being a whore as usual
>>44860030Man shit you know this bitch trans the way she ain't know what a damn PERIOD is!
>>44860015Sex with the boss of this gym
hi hi good morning everyone
>>44860032made me laugh thx anon
>>44860017when am i not doing that?>>44860018god i miss being able to do pull ups. i was right on the verge of being able to do a muscle up when i trooned, those were the days…>>44860021real as fuck i love this shit
>>44860031i’m a borderline femcel. my virginity has regrown
My boss kept calling me her today despite only having known me as a man. Is this male failing?
>>44860053yes girl it's time to stop manmoding
>>44860021Going to the gym and doing a trans girl abduction to finally get myself a gf.
>>44860060I’m scared to do that
my carrot sauce is almost finished>>44860012im never wearing womens clothes lol>>44860024its your own fault because youre stupid, sorry!
>>44860064lol
>>44860069I'll sauce your carrot
>>44860074Hip thrust will come later.
>>44860075omg... what are u doing...https://litter.catbox.moe/6dk5dgzt012pmz09.mov
goob morbin
>>44860051>body count higher than the columbine shooting
>>44860085Moob gorning
>>44860082kek good one stu
You might be a weird person if you know the amount of people that died at columbine off the top of your head
>>44860069I'm sorry, I was born stupid!
>>44860093Attention thirsty honface is back
>>44860093I just like numbers
>>44860085goof morbin
>>44860091yay :)>>44860093i know its at least 3>>44860099and thats ok. theres nothing wrong with being stupid. but i will have to punish you for it
>>44860093thirteen students and one teacher. I'm not weird I just like nicole dollanganger
>>44860103PLEASE DON'T PUNISH ME AGAIN I'VE BEEN EVER SO GOOD PLEASEEEEE
>>44860111i just imagined your face saying that and now youre getting punished twice
Knob polishing day
>>44860100?>>44860101The numbers Mason!!!>>44860103Good job Stu>>44860106Who is that?
Just had a guy on grindr offer to pay me for sex
>>44860116Yayyyyyyy more punishment for bronya! Yay>>44860125uhhh. she's a singer. let's change the subject
the kind of advertising done on reddit
>>44860131What the going rate
>>44860131You'd probably take it too because trannies are all invariably whores
Do you want to see my passport and driving license
>>44860125yay :)>>44860134why is the right eye a higher resolution than the rest of the image
this guy continuously refusing to accept that I'm rans is fucking annoying desu but I don't want to say that bc it'll come across as mean or something
>>44860135oh we actually have to kill everyone we have to kill everyone right nowwait but I'm part of the problem I do this for language study cause I don't know very many hanzi yet
>>44860131I had a guy offer to eat my ass and suck my dick for 100 bucks but I said no
>>44860142Do they say male
>>44860131Should I have offered more?
>>44860135I've seen the movie so i don't have to read the book
>>44860156I've seen the family guy episode so I don't have to watch the movie
Perhaps the best album ever made
>>44860134Yes ma’am. What are your thoughts on the second world war?>>44860136He offered 40 usd. I’m not taking it tho>>44860139I’m not tho>>44860149Lmao. I guess I’m not even worth 100 dollars>>44860153At least 1000
>>44860090hru moober?>>44860102hru goofer?
40 dollars for tranny head is a steal
>>44860156is this maiq again?why have you been so obsessed with me for a good while normally you get tired of it
>>44860171is this maiq again?why have you been so obsessed with me for a good while normally you get tired of it
>>44860167i’m doing good! i got some new coffee that is very nice in the morningshru goober
>>44860177Is this maiq again?Why have you been so obsessed with me for a good while normally you get tired of it
>>44860144Sees you>>44860150Obviously not how many years do you think I've been doing this shit for>>44860165You know I just think there were good points made on both sides and it would be best if we had reached an amicable and peaceful solution
>>44860030Do zoomers really think 4 years is a big gap?
>>44860179ooo what kind of coffee? im getting ready to get some nice breakfast tea rn
>>44860188>good people on both sidesThis triggered my ptsd. Please never say this
>>44860191it’s a medium roast with hints of dark chocolate and hazelnutbreakfast tea is nice!!
>>44860198that sounds really nice! hope you enjoy it
chocolate is not the only thing i like it dark btw
>>44860021What about adductions?
Addictions? What are yall addicted to?
>>44860205i do those as well but if you just care about your butt then they’re not as important. heavy squats hit adductors anyways
>>44860208Delusions
>>44860215You can be addicted to delusions?
>>44860053What type of work do you do?
feeding Bronya weird and obscure English cheeses
>>44860219I can be addicted to anything, I'm just that good
>>44860030For me personally I want numbers. Any answer that isn't a nice sequence of comma separated integer values like. I am now immediately more suspicious than I would have been given a numeric answer. like that is way more difficult than just answering the question like why are you avoiding the question. frankly I am a little shocked you at this point in the relationship don't have like at least a baseline knowledge of like I dunno name age and a fun fact for each of the exes I feel like that's like pretty neutral inoffensive information I would expect to have. for ME. but you don't have to hound him on it right now or anything just keep circling back until you have the information you're looking for right
im dizzy
>>44860193lmfao
>>44860208money, girls, weed
>>44860229(42, 67, 69, 86, 420, 80085)
>>44860221Please don’t ask about my job. I’m embarrassed about where I work. I’d literally you rather ask about the size of my penis>>44860225This is why I stopped getting addicted to stuff, too many sweats>>44860238Fuck bitches, get money
>>44860224They're English how obscure can they be. are you gonna feed me a beauvale and I have to pretend to be shocked and impressed
>>44860212Ever do curtsy lunges?
>>44860219i spend all my time thinking about what my life would be like if i could go back in time and transition before puberty. i think im getting close to actually believing it will happen
i work at the penis measuring factory
>>44860239Six seven
>>44860243no i hate lunges my balance is shit lol
>>44860247I think you made a mistake with mine
>>44860240I'm not asking where you work, I was asking the type of work, like food service, office, construction etc
>>44860241oh no we're going to go to some absolutely grim village perhaps in the vicinity of Trent and I am going to find a cheesemaker who is at least 80 years of age who has developed a cheese never heard of outside of his morbid little village of like 50 people
>>44860258sir 4.1 does not round up im sorry
>>44860244Twins!!!!! We literally might be the same person. We even kinda look alike imo>>44860262Oh, sorry. Retail
tips on getting killed?
>>44860267im on my way
>>44860275Become a socialist leader in south america
>>44860275Become a socialist leader in the USA
Morning. I want to die
hey reddit my boss called me a sissy faggot malefailure today and tried to rape me, do you think he thinks i pass
>>44860288Good morning. You must live
>>44860289yeah
>>44860288Good morning, same, but I'll try shrooms first
>>44860295same, let's do shrooms together and touch tips
>>44860290I don't wanna>>44860295They're fun but they made me permanently uncomfortable with swearing
why do I have the unibrow genefuck my chud life I should just wax it instead of shaving it
my boss grabbed my boobs and said honk honk clown hon! and then ran away laughing. do you think he likes me?
>>44860289Rapist boss. Sounds like every boss ever>>44860309And yet you will
good morning from me, my bedhead, my flashlight, and my droopy ptotic right brow
>>44860307I don't want any fungal infections>>44860309I would hate that happening for me because that's part of our culture
>>44860316For now!
>>44860320Good morning!!!
>>44860314Hot!>>44860320Hello pichu
>>44860321It was already mildly ego-dystonic for some reason so that's probably why it happened
>>44860320goooood mornin
>>44860314>grabbed my boobs and said honk honk clown hon! and then ran away laughingMe to my tranner gf every day, multiple times a day.
>>44860320good mormon
Mormons are really fucking weird
>>44860320good morning greenchu
>>44860350says the transbian
they should make a third plusel minun called neutrel and it’s green
>>44860350okay but do you want a quencher or a booster or a DIRTY soda
I need to find a skinny femboy hrt twink and turn them into my plump housewife
Sitting on bronyas face after a workout
>>44860358omg and it can have an ability for triple battles where if it’s put in the middle of plusel and minun the other 2 get to hit all 3 enemy pokimans
I love shitting up hon threads
>>44860354I’m literally straight>>44860360What are these things?
need to mentally abuse a shut-in tranny
>>44860369it can be called relay or something like that!
>>44860358pls pls pls i want this so i can be thiswhich math sign does it use? multiply? divide? equals, modulus, the fancy division bracket?
>>44860369>>44860358Nintendo hire this tran
>>44860375i like that!!
>>44860371idk they came out of fucking nowhere and now everywhere is trying to convince me to drink sugarbomb sodas full of coconut milk and enough sugar to kill a small rodent and it's some weird insidious mormon plot or somethingI don't know, McDonalds has them
>>44860371You trying to lie to a professional liar
>>44860358>>44860375oh wait that's right theyre a battery pair and not a math pairrelay is cute
>>44860365i really don't have time for this I'm doing some light spreadsheeting to explain to this realtor why they are actually thick if they want to charge that
>>44860376i think the common notation would just be no + or -. maybe a superscript 0. but if it were me I would do ±
>>44860397ya i was thinking mathy not electricky
>>44860381McDonald's is selling the Mormon sodas now????
I just burped for 10 seconds
>>44860374Hey!!>>44860381Huh…>>44860383Rank the top three liars!
>>44860399i love them…
>>44860399i love this
>>44860404Next time go for 11. You've not yet reached your full potential.
>>44860376i was also thinking it could be something like alternating current where it switches between plus and minus every turn but I liked mouses triple battle idea better. but it’s green cheeks could light up like this old displays with plus or minus depending on the ability on each side of it too
>>44860409>>44860411its by some reddit dork named "penquinn"i believe in credit and attribution.
>>44860388>arguing with london landlordsLOL
>>44860413Only if a skinny hrt twink will feed me well and rub my stuffed tummy.
>>44860403I mean maybe not in Scotland but yes in America you can get dirty sodas at most fast food places not just McDs
neutrel’s tail can be like a little antenna for booting signal
wahey I wish I were a pub landlord
>>44860418you're only getting a big fat hrt twink, sorry
>>44860418And let others be the hurdle of your success? Take initiative and achieve your destiny through your own gumption.
>>44860421That is maybe true where you are but not where I am
Anyway I’m going to go touch my worm. I’m remembering why I haven’t been here in a week
>>44860427Works for me, but I want me to be the reason for them to gain weight :(
I wish I were a fat bald british guy who lives in thailand and sexually harasses ladyboys in bars all day
>>44860418im here!
If I were British I would absolutely be a barmy lad, 20 stone red-faced scotch egg devouring public house landlord who wears nothing but Footie jerseys
>>44860423How about one of the ground symbols?
>>44860445i like the first one for the tail and the third one for its cheeks!
wish I was a man with a big penis I could put in other people's butts
>>44860404next time make it 15
>>44860441Would you want a fat burping bf?...
>>44860457t. every single cis woman
>>44860416It's yours. I dont experience Reddit>>44860417it's fine it's through an agency if I was going straight to the landlord I would be blocked by now>>44860421oh no ya for sure they don't have it here. Fascinated by the progression of the American experiment
bf who tells me to stop talking or he’ll hit me again
>>44860445SO CUTE
>>44860462as long as you only burp for comedic purposes
>>44860469>the American experimentOkay but hear me out what if we made a dirty Irn Bru? Should I do it?
>>44860475Bf who hits me when I mess up
Hitting my bf
>>44860486I need you
>>44860475>>44860483what if I do this to you but it's out of a sick and twisted sense of love/affection
>>44860482I do think it would be really good. Like it seems naturally well suited to the domain
https://youtu.be/V30TGM2H5Cg
>>44860490Why would you want that? You should want something nice for yourself
>>44860493you were supposed to react with disgust, faux or realI could really do it you know I can get Irn Bru at pretty much every grocery storewhat would you put in it, you add either coconut cream or half&half and then you can add a flavoured syrup but I'm not sure what you'd add to complement Irn Bru
wwyd if i died in your arms tonight
>>44860505What if I think it's nice?
>>44860491I don't want love and affection I need you to make me feel scared of messing up
>>44860514You should readjust your sense of self-worth till it stops seeming nice
>>44860229am i really supposed to ask what their names are? are you making fun of me? :(
>>44860512Wonder what it is I said
>>44860257You really feel it in you ass though.>>44860274Oh ok
>>44860516I shouldn't have to do that, you should naturally be scared of messing upIf you're not I'm actually going to hit you and it's not going to be part of your fantasy
>>44860482unsure what a dirty soda is, i’m presuming it’s soda with booze in it, if that’s the case i can tell you that fireball and irn bru is an insane drink, i could rattle a few of those rn
>>44860480You're supposed to like my burps and feed me burgers...
>>44860517Why do you tell me this and not the girls?I've readjusted
everyone reply to this list with the names and ages of all your exes in ranked order!
>>44860525my ass already gets destroyed by hip thrustslunges are cool but i dont do them because i dont like them and i like to have fun
>>44860508we don't do that here the way scotland interacts with its cultural output is very different to the American tradition. jobby in it for all I care. That said I do think all of these combinations sound disgusting. Coconut cream and.... what if it was like a mint syrup. QED
>>44860526okay sorry
>>44860532I have given up on the girls here. They'll probably grow out of it hopefully
>>44860535>jobby in itfuck I love when you talk dirty to me in that filthy slang of yours
>>448605331. Currebt boytoy 24
>>44860519i cannot tell you what you should or should not do I can only tell you what I would do personally. I want to know about a guy's exes because I want to understand better what he's looking for in a relationship. to me if he is not talking about the exes he is either hiding something from you or trying to hide something from himself
>>44860530i just ate a fuck ton of pasta i have to go back to my den and sleep for a few months sorry
>>44860533i don't want to eat a ban again it's been so stable lately
>>44860542Not slang. Distinct language. There is no scholarly disagreement on this. I do not speak it though it's just loanwords. which I guess is dialect or slang. Idc
>>44860548Tfw I'll never find a cute hrt femboy to feed me burgers and rub my belly...
>>44860557>There is no scholarly disagreement on this. Not really true sorry bronta. Scholarly consensus is basically "who gaf"
>>44860533ranked in what order? like best to worst?
>>44860566I gaf
hello chasergen ^.^
>>44860557bit of a straight male moment truthfully but there's this beyond peng Scottish bird who goes by "Stronny Cuttles" and she makes me hard enough to cut through rockthe accent does me in, can shoot like a hydraulic jet to her
why are the eu and early canadian and late aussie hours always so friendly compared to us hours in cg?
>>44860582What do you want me to do with this information
>>44860557theres a good amount of disagreement on the status of scots but it mostly comes from the fact that "dialect" and "language" have no clear boundaries and arent easy to define as opposed to people saying that scots isnt a real register ^.^
>>44860581hey girlllllll how are you :D>>44860582what accent is it? there’s like 30 distinct scottish accents i can think ofdo you remember the time someone managed to correctly identify the small town im from just by picking up on the accent in a voca i posted once
>>44860577Stop gaffing
Asexual anon.
which sections of my body hair should I keep
>>44860592hiii am good, just making some tails (like furry shit) for clubbing ^.^how you?
>>44860585Slower. There's time to read and think about posts instead of fighting for the (You)'s.
>>44860585Certain people aren't active yet
>>44860598I only shave hole. Sometimes legs
>>44860581hi mursi!>>44860591I've been misled I thought there had been a bunch of work on like coming up with some kind of metric to at least begin to measure like mutual intelligibility originally in the context of Chinese languages and/or dialects that had then been applied to scots academically and somewhat settled a lot of the big debates around it... I wonder if any of that even actually happened I got all of this from some guy at an afters>>44860593I can't stop
>>44860598All of it. it is unnatural and antihuman to shave anything
>>44860601that’s so cunty i love that. i would unironically love to go clubbing with some furries i feel like it would be such a good timei’m good toooo, was at uni this morning and got a job interview later on today so i’m lowk just at home sweating doom, this is the life
>>44860585>Canadian hours???
>>44860585It is very difficult to be American>>44860622Canadians tend to wake up before noon NA time
>>44860586give me JOI in that sort of accent thanks
>>44860615theres been a lot of research into where to define lines but at the end of the day unifying a language is a very political concept that no one is ever truly going to agree on as shown by the balkans,,, but scots is in fact very distinct ^.^>>44860620hell yea!! hope you get the job!! also i have a decent amount of furry friends, theyre all v chill (also they want to buy my tails so shout out to them) ^.^
>>44860622early canadian employed hours (anonymouse, steve) vs late canadian hours (when autumn wakes up)
>>44860533unnamed woman 29unnamed woman 31unnamed woman 33
I like ASMR chan she's very cute for a Canadian
>>44860626I only have the one accent. Do you want me to do a fake accent for a JOI. I feel like you don't really respect me as an artist
>>44860661I only really respect the artist formerly known as prince
i like talking with the euros and aussies at 5 amit’s so cozy
>>44860664I like talking with you too
>>44860628you're right you're right... i guess I should kind of try and let go a little of trying to understand languages as anything other than political projects... what's that saying about a language is a dialect with an army right. I mean I hate words mean things shit anyway I shouldn't be getting caught up on categories like this>>44860663i wanna b a prince.... That's my new name it's been long enough since prince August right
>>44860664yay
>>44860632Canadian hours are american hours
>>44860664mouse.
i should still be sleeping but my neighbor hired fucking retards apparently theyve been working on his roof for five days now. our houses are similar in size and mine was done in under 8 hours with clean up
I wish I could leash an Aussie and talk them for a walk
usually when i wake up all the nice people are getting ready to leave :c
>>44860669>>44860673>>44860675frens :)>>44860675e.
Welsh is a dialect of romanian
i really am very ugly
>>44860672the Artist Formerly Known as neurospore braincells yayo frond overlush chewy ovum yo
>>44860679I wish I could unleash an aussie
>>44860678are they making a lot of noise?
>>44860684beth yw dy oed di?
Did you know Newfoundland has it's own timezone which is a half hour different from Atlantic Canada?
>>44860672getting caught up on them can be fun tho,,,
>>44860696It's better not to think about Newfoundland
>>44860693Beth is my name :)
i should kms
>>44860687i wanted to get it to character limit before i switched but all things must change always. I am here to remind you all of the transience of all things>>44860679>>44860689brutal rizzmog. Can i say that at [REDACTED] years old does that make you cringe. Is it improper terminology>>44860697LMAO thats definitely true>>44860701hello beth. what is your wisdom
>>44860684wir?>>44860701thats not,,, thats not what oed means,,,>>44860705am love argue,,,
Bbc addiction has ruined my life.
>>44860692theyre on their third morning straight of nailing
>>44860711it can’t be that expensive to have a tv loisense can it?
>>44860715I only pay for a war loisense, unfortunately, not for a tv one
>>44860705MY WISDOM:>>44860710Wir is what wire called themselves on their bad 1991 album the first letter. Oed is the Oxford English dictionary
>>44860696Your girlfriends doing better retaining what she learns in social studies since they moved it to after recess?
>>44860728I played risk recently, that took forever
>>44860703This is where I'm at too
>>44860725That's awesome
>>44860733Who's fault was it that the game dragged?
>>44860737Thank you
>>44860740nghhhhh~ ahhhhhhnnnryahnnnnnn
>>44860594and you sitting in a treek-i-s-s-i----i mean holding hands
>>44860739Wasn't really anyone's fault it's just endless dice rolling and explaining the rules
>>44860594hello mr e
>>44860737>>44860748who is real anymore
>>44860755All bronyas are canon
My belly is so round today, shame there's no a skinny cutie to rub it...
>>44860748Maiq...
>>44860756also im A/B testing its standard practice
>>44860754Can I get an asexual anon update?
>>44860750Sounds like alcohol was involved. I blame alcohol.
>>44860763I'd test both your A and your B
*starts screaming into the void *
>>44860750>Wasn't really anyone's fault >endless explaining the rulesYour fault for either playing with or being a retard. Roll the dice steal the nations. Not a complicated game man
>>44860773can you stop yelling into my asshole it feels weird
>>44860765i got the high jump boots and im having more fun again
>>44860776>How many can I attack with?>How many can I defend with?>How many armies do I get?just non stop
>>44860769I don't do samples. You touch it you pay for it
>>44860783I want to milk you into my morning cup of tea
for your consideration
>>44860779Fantastic. I'm installing ubuntu
>>44859991oh my....woah the dynamic is crazy.. caring for cats(good) and yet inhaling nicotine!? impossible
>>44860792bless you
>>44860534I'd like to see this ass you speak of
>>44859991*flicks the off switch *
making the brazilian tranny fart my cum into her coffee call that salty caramel
Byebye
>>44860798well at least you asked nicely this time
>>44860791is he aquatic? he seems aquatic
>>44860818omg
i need a shower so fucking bad
why must it always Go from 90 degrees to 50 and no in between. I want days where I can open very window
>>44860818Rangoon....
i will have a jay leno chin for a year. how can i use this to my advantage?
they don't even look alikewhat's the deal.>>44860849where did all your body go
>>44860862what do you mean by thisaa?
Bronya's fake laugh that she has obviously practiced alone in her room for hours <3
>>44860870jay leno was a late night talk show host know for having a huge chin and my chin is super swollen and will be for a year. can i use this to my advantage somehow
>>44860879i guess you can jay leno mode for halloween
>>44860886is that the most i can get out of this? i was gonna use the bruising and stuff to be a zombie for halloween tho
>>44860849ohhhhh i love that top, it looks so good on you
>>44860875I don't care if it's fake I still love her :wilted_rose:
>>44860890Bitch why are you acting like it's new? Simp or fake fan? Pick one.
boymoding today
tops can still be cool the second or even third time you wear them
Bronya only owns like 3 shirts though
>>44860900just haven’t seen it before, or if i have i’ve forgotten. can’t an early onset dementia ho tell a baddie i like her fit???? it’s like a prison in here
>>44860910Leatherface here scaring all the tops away.
>>44860889idk i can’t think of many advantages of a swollen chin aside from costumes
>>44860912I'd let her steal one of mine (after we've shagged)
kicking my legs in the air scream laughing at the idea of two chasers pretending to be transbians to get bussy taking turns topping each other and neither is any the wisersomeone write this movie
>>44860918i think you’re right. maybe something will come up unexpectedly and my larger chin can save the day
>>44860916theyre calling her buffalo blaire
>>44860918Less photoshopping when making chad edits of yourself
>>44860925unreal patter, i’m stealing this one
>>44860875https://voca.ro/19FVHGYUi8YI>>44860868It did not serve me>>44860890it's an old favourite you're getting a hard time because I used to wear this and a very similar one on loop back in the day. digging through the archives while I pack
I know I could make bronya snort like a pig while she laughs at my stupid jokes.
>>44860905dawgy they were dragging me yesterday because i make drawings of my crush do you think it’s normal or am i weird for it?
>>44860935A girl with this laugh could only be quirky and charismatic. I like her already!
Me (32): then nick says "speak a lil Chinese for em"Bronya (like 33 or something): *covering her mouth daintily* teehehee, your so funny
wwyd if you were metroid
>>44860955turn into a ball and roll around
>>44860955Kill space pirates and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>44860955Is this about the game or are you a chaser pirate?
>>44860939i laugh very easily I'm worried I have this reputation as like an iron lady I'm very easily entertained>>44860946I'm quirky chungus>>44860953i do actually cover my mouth when I laugh it's ridiculous. hold over from etiquette classes
>>44860955did you mean to say “ if you were me troid” like an irish chaser, or “if you were me, troid” just asking us more generally>>44860935i see, one from before my time. still slays tbf
welli got her the expensive hello kitty onesfuck it she's going to whine no matter what anyway
>>44860957>>44860963me too>>44860967>>44860970lol
>>44860955Fulfill my long held desire to give up my career to live my natural purpose as a mother
>>44860942this is perfectly normalwho were the people dragging you?
I luv me troid
>>44860970i love leopard print any time I see someone wearing it I'm so happy. it's so '00s to me
Le penus de troid
Buying me and my tranner matching keyboards, mouses and headsets, I get black ones and she gets pink ones.
>>44860976me too
She's very demure and cute
come with me
>>44860995can my pink ones have kirby on it?
>>44861000where are we going
Need to start eating less
>>44861008come with me
>>44860979chasers in this gen
would you rather be lobotomized or be awake? take some whippets. stay on your toes
>>44860841I'm pretty sure he's a little earth guy?
>>44860996I genuinely think other M is the best metroid game I'm actually not joking. the writing is such an incredible window into a particular mind it's so fucking compelling. it turns into this work that is truly reckoning with samus as a real world cultural figure and how she as a fictional woman in a fantasy universe is negotiating with fitting into it. like it is truly truly incredible and I'm so sad that people skip it. it's this deep meditation on the nature of franchises and these beloved characters and to what extent they do or do not have personal traits or attributes and what the developers of something so massively beloved by multiple generations owe to the way their work has been interpreted by the viewer. like it examines this age of the live service artwork. I need to play other M goddamn I wonder if it's on switch
can someone rate my funny post?>>44860292>>44860292
>>44860995Please do not buy me welfare peripherals. Let's leave the shopping to the experts, sweetie
>>44861020it is on the wii and wii u and computer kinda
tfw chopped and moided
>>44861026I bet you have razer peripherals like a schlub
>>44860987any picture of someone wearing leopard print instantly reads to me as a polaroid that was taken with disturbia on in the background. we used to be a proper country
who are all these new people its scaring me :(
dada save us ._.
>>44861044it’s okay i had a psychotic break last night so these are all fragments of me the original
>>44861036can you please continue bladeeposting
you can buy whippets on instacart from the wholesale grocer and youre dooming?
>>44861062I'm walkin on sunshine
would you rather a trans woman or a cis woman? also state if troid or choid
>>44861060when bladee saidi know i can get her any time i want but i dont even want her ima roll a blunti felt that
>>44861036sometimes when i see someone's self harm scars i'm like: "oh ok i guess my life isn't that bad then"imo
isn’t bpq buggy’s trip
>>44861042Who are you? Are you like the evil version of me?
I wasted so much fucking money on doordashed alcohol and fast food while I was drunk dude, it's insane
>>44861072Yes, I am buggy. The real one, not the fake one that people have been beefing with or whatever...
did you know it’s illegal to deliver beer to a drunk person? they have to be sober to accept it
>>44861073would you believe i actually made this exact joke yesterday after briefly looking at lesgen
>>44861086Lots of drivers broke the law for my sweet $5 tip
>>44861011there aren't any chasers left here, just porn addicted cookie cutter reppers who spend their entire time gossiping with the troonsbeans in their pisscord chat rooms
>>44861071have you seen what i look like
Hello I am also new here
>>44861070yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
>>44861030I LOVE MY WII U omg let me have any excuse to spin up the wii u. I don't care that it's like a nincuck stereotype to be like oh the Wii u i love the wii u but it really is such a lovely box when cracked. I have a cracked PS4 and a cracked Wii u and I reach for the Wii u first for retro emulation I'm so serious
>>44861092It's almost like I saw someone talking about me here in the archive and felt the need to add on to your funny joke! Hi! How are you?
lol
i feel really nervous this morning
>>44861101Omg it's fatdog say your famous catchphrase for us
>>44861103i liked playing game on the handheld mode in bed a lot before i got a switch
>>44861108Which one?Post hole?Im sad?I have to poop?
>>44861107Don't be nervous diva <3
>>44861095yay. dawgy
>>44861103this jit cracks wii us!!
god my fucking dented little brother pointed out a balcony and said "that'll be good for you to smoke out of" in front of the realtor I don't understand how I'm related to someone who shares none of my intelligence beauty or talent
>>44861105giwtwm>>44861102i think my fav verse from him might be drain gang boys in teh guuuutter get a life motherfuuuucker i bounce back like im fluuuubber to break bread with my broootherbut honestly its hard to pick just one>>44861107u shud listen to a song thats what i do when i feel bad in the morning
>>44861105i tried a thc soda once and it tasted soooo bad>>44861115im afraid im making unforgiveable mistakes at work and am going to be fired but part of me would be happy if that happened but also its a self destructive part because I need the income to afford to live so i start getting worried!
>>44861114YAYYYYYY HE SAID IT
>>44861101this guy drinks oat "milk" LMAOOOO
>>44861126any song recs?
>>44861110the switch definitely like hits that purpose more. But I kinda like how the wiiu worked better for people in small flats than big houses. The wiiu was marxist
Two shots of lilith's sissy syrup in my oat milk latte, please
i drink milk made from beans commonly grown on crop rotation with corn in the northern and central parts of the us
Why is dawgy a shitskin? I only date white trannies with aryan genes.
>>44861123I do ;)
>>44861148lmao
>>44861136What can I saay i like oat titties
>>44861003Of course babe.>>44861026Calm down I'll get you those nifty cat ears you can have on your headset.
>>44861143it was really cool to have it plugged into just power and then using the tablet in a completely different room. i liked traveling with it a lot
>>44861152I'm African American and I posted this
Did Pichu ever post about her excitement for the Ocarina of Time remaster? I feel like she's happy about it
there are many ways to interpret words
>>44861126do you also like ecco and or crest cause i cant stop listening to to girls just want to have fun
>>44861157in fairness the cat ears are really cute>>44861158travelling with it is crazy but it does make sense! i guess when you put it like that yeah it would literally be one cable. It's like the dream of bringing a personal server unit with you... totally sci-fi ....
>>44861141https://youtu.be/F8NeBYucGcwive been listeing to this one a lot lately
>>44861152it's because I'm an afrikan kang with a huge dong
>>44861157yay!
>>44861160I'm don't believe in Jewish religions, plan to have at least 7 kids, and more white than milk from your titties.
>>44861177are you the russian guy? aren’t most russians orthodox?
>>44861100yes
>>44861166yea crest is rly good and e is one of my fav albums everi think the flag is raised might be my fav song off crest but its closebeen thinking abt thhis track latelyhttps://youtu.be/D__adjeM4bcalso i was kinda obsessed w this one for a bit like 2 months agohttps://youtu.be/k_LLQB8dJqw
What the fuck do you need seven kids for. Just do it right the first time
>>44861187Most Russians are atheists or orthodox with elements of paganism
>>44861191so are u just like dunking on me or what
>>44861104holy mackerel, yes it makes so much sense… thank you for your contributionsi’m fantastic, i discovered something pretty funny earlier today, but im waiting for everyone to show up later on before i spill it. i’m so fucking excited my entire flat is vibrating
>>44861194Me. I know you hate kids, you want white people to die. But please, don't say bad things like that about my race anymore.
I got that colonizer gene in meWhere the brown women at
>>44861171i liked this one!
>>44861194chasing trannies might not be the most efficient strategy if having 7 kids is the goal unless they have trannies with wombs in russia
>>44861201What are you talking about. What are you talking about. That has nothing to do with what I said. You're scaring me
>>44861206:D its a good song for when ur feelimg like aaaaaaaaa
>>44861194My parents should've stopped at the first one who gave them grandkidsThe rest of us are all gay and mentally ill and childless
>>44861208I have never been to Russia and they say it isn't safe to go :( i wonder if i will be able to see it in my lifetime
>>44861211What party did you vote for in your country?>>44861208We'll impregnate ftms together with her.
>>44861214it just seems like a better investment strategy to focus your energy and resources on one. i get you want to hedge your portfolio but there comes a point
>>44861197no it's like something i just thought ofmental health mattersbut im grateful yk
>>44861083you told me you lost the barpeque trip.
i am a middle child and my parents had me to save their marriage and get it right this time and then they had my sister on accident and got a divorce over it
Is rosie a new person
>>44861222oh no I'm woke i don't vote
>>44861223You're becoming too chinese
>>44861228yeah she’s born again christian
>>44861226breeders b like
>>44861225oh my god i will never read it as anything other than barpeque ever again that's so cute
>>44861228venus rosie the deflowered queen?
voting itself is a political statement. admitting to the system that you believe in democracy is admitting to the world that you believe the weak, the infirm, the stupid, the poor, the ugly; all deserve a say. they dont
>>44861237the alternative is borderline personality quisorder which isnt very glam
>>44861229You have to vote for the most right wing party that exists in your country on all elections from now on
>>44861233I'm gonna miss all my fucking evening classes doing unpaid overtime my dream of china is becoming distant
>>44861241it's a little glam>>44861242im sorry I'm not following what is happening right now
Anyone notice how when a man gets dumped and doesn't expect it the reaction is that obviously the man should have known he wasn't pulling his own weight in the relationship the whole time, but if a woman gets broken up and doesn't expect it, there's much more sympathy for the woman? Anyway, I'm 46 years old, and I'm looking for a trans wife who hates women.
>>44861193e is also one of my favorite albums ever :D but i think i prefer crest desuthank you for posting that second song i really enjoyed it
bf who tells me who to vote for so i can do the opposite
>>44861247Ask chatgpt about it and vote then. You HAVE to save the white race
>>44861198That's epic>>44861225It's complicated...
would you suck my gock on my birthday?
>>44861262Babe my jaw is sore from the other 364 days
>>44861262No.
I'm still working on my new invention - a website to track down whether we're sissies yet or not. It's getting harder to keep track on things, but hopefully I'll finish it soon
>>44861281Need this as a chaser, whether or not I'm a sissy yet is constantly on my mind
me and my husband are having sex rn
>>44861250so many crazy good unreleased songshttps://youtu.be/kUaHiHJQE38i like this one a lot tootfw no rainworld T~T
>>44861288Is this an oreo sex where he beats you up for not being white? I'd definitely do that to you.
People simply just don’t give a fuck about others. It’s a very cold world
>>44861288dawgy did you marry your bf >>44861293that’s not true most people care about others
>>44861307I guess it’s just a me problem finding people who care
Completely bombed my personality test. Have to go to a seminar this weekend
>>44861318that’s ruff
>>44861291he does whatever I want because I am his chocolate caramel queen>>44861307yes we are married and we will be adopting some 'collies soon
kind of savage that i sent someone to a mental clinic for a week against their consent. ya im that bitch basically
>>44861253I use qwen will that still work
at the suicide store cuz my bangs look terrible today
>>44861281We are sissies !!!!!!!
>>44861339real
it’s sissy sunday
>>44861339They're bangs they're supposed to look kind of fucked trust in the vision your body has even when your mind questions it amen
i thought it was tranny tuesday im so embarrassed
>>44861262I was thinking like a maybe a (You) wishing you a happy birthday. Even a themed birthday OP would be kind of pushing it. it's nice to hang out with you but we really do not know each other like that
>>44861349at the spiritual healing store now cuz youre so right
>>44861339Can you get me somthing when you are there? I’m ready to go
>>44861335you what??
It's chaser chewsday, actually
>>44861376a healing yass #mood
>>44861386what are you chewing?
>>44861335i am in your jurisdiction and now i know you can do this to me...
>>44861352
>>44861335youre doomed to be a cumulonimbus faced deformity forever for that one
>>44861153im gonna throw up on my phone on you
>>44861430make it wet
>>44861430Will you rub my big phat belly now? I ate a pizza...
>>44861239>voting is politicalwow ur a genius
i doom you to an eternity eating soggy bread
if you holding a function with no antifa furries then DON’T invite me i will NOT be coming
Soggy bread in French onion soup is kinda good tho…
I went to a blm meeting onceThe thnngs you do for some black ass
Everyone. Stop having sex... RIGHT NOW
32yoanon thoughts on the sociotemporal context of this deep cut gentle mommydom track i was recently reminded of https://youtu.be/23Df3jHYTrs
>>44861435ill try>>44861437rub rub rub
I shouldn’t doom so much
>>44861472you are so kind :(
its mamo monday
>>44861473just don't doom at all. people act like that's an insane thing to say. it is not
It's forgot to take my lunch break tuesday
>>44861440I dipped my bread in duck fat last night, it was soggy and delicious
>>44861457ive been saying this
>>44861487happy mamo monday everymamo
>>44861494Skinny queen
>>44861477rub rub rub
>>44861439shut your giant fucking nutsack up you know what i meang
>>44861488The best I’ll offer is continue dooming about some things and show more patience and understanding for others
>>44861518rub rub rub
>>44861510:Dfor ur mamo monday present i present to uthis sealits kinda weird and ugly looking, ive been trying to find someone to take it off my hands
>>44861524Sure but that is like an interstitial step yes like we are still long term endgame moving towards not dooming at all
>>44861381yeah i have like 1 irl friend and he sort of cracked over the weekend and became fully manic and his family called me and asked me to do something since I was the only person in the area and cops had to be called and they had to drag him out and it was not pretty
why dont more transers try elizabethholmesmoding
>>44861530NIKO IS NOT WEIRD AND UGLY LOOKING!!!!! niko is beautiful in a way that only niko could be. he is a beautiful gift i will keep him in my bath tub
>>44861536Ever consider doing shit like that is the reason you have no friends?
>>44861537what does this mean
>>44861537I genuinely did for quite a long time i still have lapses. i think she's part of why i like not being voice trained. i dont think ill watch the new show
>>44861540waow ur a true niko fan :Di felt bad typing that out T~T forgive me niko chan
Gonna inflate my belly soon
>>44861546stares at you
what purpose do seals serve? like why are we so focused on stopping the eskimos from clubbing them? seems like its none of our business
gonna wear my "nathan for me" t shirt today
>>44861553SHE'S SUCH A DIVAAAA
>>44861525(faster than you) rub rub rub
You are still allowed to club seals in Canada
>>44861555They are to look at
>>44861548its ok niko's english is still not so good he will not be able to read it
>>44861571This is why im moving there
>>44861571i think its like the calling it burma thing where theyre still allowed but some self righteous westoids say we cant >>44861573stupid
wwyd if you had two burgers
>>44861588Happily eat them.
i'm so bored of hearing about palestineI've hated israel since I was a child i don't need to hear a celebrities opinion on them as a purity test. i've got the early life section on wikipedia for that reason alone.
>>44861593what i was there too and looked hungry and was wearing a shirt that says i love burgers
>>44861588donate them to starving children in africa
>>44861584>i think its like the calling it burma thing where theyre still allowed but some self righteous westoids say we cantIndigenous rights to club seals are sacrosanct in Canada
>>44861597Damn, sucks that you don't have two hamburgers like I do.
>>44861595They've scrubbed a lot of those, worth checking but not used as a litmus
>>44861607*dies*
>>44861542not really ive never doen this before this weekend
i want chocolate chip cookies. i could probably make them myself but baking is scary. ill buy some at the store tomorrow
>>>/soc/35437279
imagine saying something really stupid ironically and the worst person you know shows ups and unironically agrees with you
>>44861632shut up sissy
>>44861612*Enjoys both of his burgers*
>>44861646i was joking too
>>448615881 for me 1 for a chaser
Rank the genitals.
Wwyd if you had a choidfrend who was a great cook and could make you burgers just whenever.
>>44861668they're all tied for 4rd place
>>44861668mine last place
>>44861675ask to come over to his place after work talk to him while he cooks me burgers
>>44861668left ballvaginapenisright ball
worried worried worried
>>44861689wat wrong
sprays eggs all over the thread
>>44861689youre too old for this. it's weird. grow up
>>4486168918 year old gf's when they know it's knob polishing day when they get home from school
>>44861695there's a lot going on at work right now but I'm sort of just sitting around doing nothing and I feel like maybe my supervisor is mad at me and I'm on the chopping block>>44861705too old for repeating a word 3 times in a row?>>44861712what does that mean
Great. Now I want a burger for real.
>>44861714too old to be such a neurotic mess all the time
>>44861714Getting your knob polished can be intense to the point of being uncomfortable or borderline painful. The 18 year old gf dreads going through this experience.
does anyone have experience getting rid of black mold?
>>44861734Good respirator and bleach I think
what do you like on your burger?
>>44861734spray it with a solution equal parts vinegar and job applications
>>44861734admit it, you only want to get rid of it because it's black
>>44861714shh fren it will b okits always worse in ur head remember thatnobody's expecting a heroic effort, work is just work>>44861740jalaepnos >>>>>>
>>44861739>>44861742thx >>44861749it’s black and attacking my white wall :c
my cope to keep it cool is that I'm very smart and competent and able to navigate different situations fluidly so even if something bad happens I can be confident that I'll be able to find other ways to make things work>>44861757yeah thats true too .___.
>>44861740i like mushrooms and swiss cheese and bacon and bbq sauce and onion tanglers
>>44861750you need to submit to a hole inspection to see how many rings your trunk has
https://youtu.be/B1J2RMorJXMcant get enough of this type of shit
I know I got fat because people went from asking me if I played basketball in hs to asking if I played football
>>44861785that sounds fucking amazing although i’m not keen on mushrooms
>>44861651Simmer down sissy
>>44861786You always asking to see my holeHmmmm
>>44861651>>44861827ladies, monitors on
>>44861830I want to see what kind of holes you can dig
>>448616681. Bussyhole2. Gock with orchi3. Gock and galls4. Cisussy5. Tranussy6. Jackie Chan7. Guy johnson
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
>>44861608You
>>44861862I’m a fraud I don’t dig any holes
im worried the corporate environment is going to make it harder for me to embrace all beings in my gentle and egoless love
this empire biscuit look like a BOOBY!! xDDDD
steve has dug many holes
*undresses u on our wedding night**presses my index finger to the hole of your urethra then to my tongue**I smack my lips a few times*Pathetic sissy syrup production*I squeeze your ballsack then press up on your taint firmly**again I put my finger on your urethra hole then again to my tongue*Disappointing
>>44861906it really is strikingly mammary even in comparison to the usual level
>>44861740Grilled onions, american cheese, jalapeños, bacon, garlic aioli
>>448616681. Butthole.
>>44861740american cheese ketchup pickles raw onions grilled onions pickled jalapeño lettuce tomato
>>44861917i’ve never felt such an inclination to suckle a jelly tot. what did mcghees mean by this???
>>44861926Dont say it sounds wet it doesnt have the kilos of sauce all the others have to compensate it's crisp
Did yous see the new soc CG is up? Post your best, babydolls :p
>>44861909Lots of space for dawgs to run around
>>44861933Breast type omens generally auspicious>>44861940I already socposted today im not a coward like you
A delicious chicken burgah
i am convinced my rogue lv10 quest is not in the beta. Can i please have 3200 apologems thankies :D
>>44861945The jannies favor your woke faggot ass. I don't have that luxury.
Nigel Thornberry died
>>44861959The jannies are woke. Your time has passed. You are over
>>44861945tasted pretty good… i’ll need to keep an eye on this
>>44861968much to meditate on
>>44861954bronya apparently i’m a stinky liar and there is no level 10 quest at all poisons is at 20 i dont play rogue sorry
Missing him today
>>44861988do u promise... ik poisons are 20 but i looked it up and said there was a lv10 one in classic... im so scared im gonna mess up my build forever....
>>44861998There's a level 10 quest, at least for night elves
>>44861998oh rlly? maybe skelfs are just cookedthere are a bunch of little things that don’t work on them like how they can’t train in moonglade because blizzard forgot to make them friendly with the cenarion circlemaybe they just forgot to put in the rogue quest
Troids, if your chaser was hankering for a burger, what kind of a burger would you made? What would be in it?
>>44862014i am a skelf>>44862016i figured it would be this. grrrr... this is what i get for trying to be trendy...
>>44862017frozen walmart patty with velveeta and ketchup on bread heels
I'm ultra giga woke beyond your mortal comprehension
>>44862033Divorce.
>>44862017I'm not making a burger it's modernity burgers are cheaper than breathing air i'll order burgers
>>44861757>>44861918nice>>44861926you are so real for doing grilled and raw onions
>>44862017well it depends what he likes? my ex used to fucking love a grilled chicken burger with lettuce, tomato, garlic aioli, and an offensive amount of mayonnaise on a brioche bun, so i guess the answer to the question is i would know him well enough to make his favourite
she's pretty hot for a 60 year old
>>44862022My point was if one race has it maybe the others do. Kys yourskelf
>>44862055>Hon Pamela BondiLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAO KWAB
>>44862039despite being only 13% of all shampoo bottles, black shampoo bottles are responsible for over HALF of all eye irritations it's called pattern recognition, wokey
pamela hondi
47 btw
>>44862046Why do you hate me.>>44862053Best answer 10/10.
>>44862059LMFAO no im sorry i should have replied longer im very grateful for the datapoint i was just explaining why that might indicate that it's a skelf issue>>44862048I don't know why we have to choose it's 2026
>>44862069oh so that's why roachel doesn't use the shampoo bottle as intended and instead opts to shove it up his sissy ass
>>44862089who is making burgers in the big 26 it's a ridiculous suggestion
>>44862097The shampoo bottle has dual uses.
>>44862076get her
>>44861824you can get one without mushrooms too
>>44862108your name is now Lothbrok Green and i keep seeing it thinking you're Lothbrok
>>44862090Oh I forgive you
>>44862089thank you :) lowk glad ill never have to make that burger again though, when i say a lot of mayonnaise i mean it literally had to be dripping down the sides, sometimes he would make himself a “mayonnaise sandwich” which was literally a layer of mayonnaise thick enough to serve as a filling on a slice of bread that he would fold in half. he’s a weird guy
>>44862109the ass is for SHITTING only you fucking sissy, that's the way republican jesus intended, stop being a heretical sissy cummie commie
>>44862126I love poop>>44862128thank you for your understand i get so bad for extremely terse replies when im playing mmos for some reason im worried every guild i've ever been in has thought im evil
>>44862046im a post modernist
I'm a modern post
girls don't actually poop so idk what you guys are always on about I've been playing along but im starting to think you aren't joking and im getting concerned
>>44862134Ngl kinda made me want a burger with lots of mayonnaise.
>>44862145you're about to be post-burger
>>44862153its true we just secrete goo all day
goo girls
if girls dont poop then thats why they will never make it into republican heaven, which is the way republican jesus intended, the ass is only for shitting and if you aint shitting you aint good for nothing else
>>44861911You guys forgot to respond to my fantastic post
i love secreting goo!
poops on you
>>44862124yay we can be burger buddies :D
>>44862151Fantastic.
>>44862204i did like the character work in this one
>>44862172come round to my place then i’ve got plenty experience
>>44862109underrated rach gem
>>44862211yayayyyayay! :D
>>44862134How was your first day did you get stuck in the rotating door?
you're actually secreting poo, not goo, that's why you'll always be shitters, giant fucking shitter assholes that secrete poo
think I'll make some burgers on the stove
we are competing against ai trans giga staceys now
You guys should go for a walk and get some fresh air
I remember on the day after college orientation some girls I'd met said hi to me in passing, but I didn't say hi back or make eye contact because I didn't realize you were supposed to do that. Took me over 10 more years to get diagnosed with autism. I'm 32 btw.
>>44862087>Fr*nch CanadianGoing to have take her out back with the others
steve is kinda filling that normie guy role like the dude used to
>>44862229If you agitate the rectum enough it will start producing goo you can secrete. This is commonly referred to as sissy goo
can i get a guide on how to effectively boymode on the downlow
>>44862235i did on my lunch i explored a cool parking garage >>44862239:(
>>44862236You didnt realise you were supposed to reply when people speak to you?
>>44862244step one is piss your pants
>>44862235I do that at night now because the meds make me groggy in the morning
i need the world to know i am just a liddle boymoder teehee ^_^
JENNIE SAVE US
>>44862254Yeah it's almost like I'm socially retarded
>>44862268It's okay that you're socially retarded. It's okay.
>>44862175by definition i will be after i eat the burger you make me yea
>>44862268Didnt you have a normal childhood?
>>44862275im sick of you im ordering for one you can starve
>>44862289if you only order for yourself you'll have to cook for me no?
>>44862274I don't think it's possible to ever internalize this
>>44862305i dont think this is going to work
>>44862309Because a lot of people think it's not okay, can't let your guard down
>>44862309i think you can definitely get pretty close
>>44862282Not really, no lol
>>44862345Me and who
>>44862354me and my ex who i texted the next day begging for him back
>>44862328t. Socially retarded person with friends, a good job offer, a university education, a rich family
>>44862356I miss messy relationships like this sometimes
>>44862368i miss them all the time because it’s all i’ve ever had because im psycho
>>44862356Jeez
>>44862375Ktim!
>>44862396what
>>44862362i didn't say anything about me being socially retarded. i do think it's possible though
>>44862225mercifully there were no rotating doors to get stuck in, it was good though, i turned up 40m early and wandered around like an arsehole sweating bullets bc i was so fucking nervous. the actual material was like high school compsci stuff like we spent 40m on a fucking difference engine lmao, but yeah it went well, thanks for asking anon :)
>>44862233don’t forget about the ai megahons getting blocked from adult human female toilets by true maga patriots though, i think they balance it out
>>44862205my name is bronya and i love making googet it on my fingers, oh I love making goo
>>44862443And ive actually literally always said that
Whats your favourite job for the chocobo in chobo's mystery dungeon. If you ignore this question im going to come into your room at night and kill and eat you
stopping hrt is going to be really good for me
>>44862487All you do is stopping hrt it clearly isnt working
>>44862489i havent stopped yet. when i run out ill be off it permanently
>>44862499Nothing in this world is permanent first of all
NEW>>44862507NEW>>44862507NEW>>44862507
>>44862472um um steve job
>>44862472i like black mage and dragoon! can you please still kill me and visit me
>>44862487grow up ur so annoying omg how are u older than me
>>44862516no violence >///<>>44862513omg i love that guy
>>44862510dont care>>44862519just because im 35 doesnt mean im marure
>>44862512this is just distasteful
>>44862375Yeah I need this again but I know I shouldn't go for it
bf who touches my butt and says wow have you been working out and i say no but i’ve been eating out and then i laugh and he asks me if im cheating on him so then i have to explain the joke to him but it’s less funny now and then he says can i eat you out and say i guess so yeah
>>44862530Theyre not nice are they
>>44862563love is so beautiful
ill never have a bf
>>44862579yeah
>>44862462is the goo chewy if i pull it with my hands, does it smile?
I’m going to work now, kitte. behave yourself while I’m gone.
>>44862590okay i love you bye
there is so much ill never get to do
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