i literally am bowsette

why did squeaktoad sell nudes to cowbot?

i'm a bad person bc ugly and weird

>>44898075
ugly and weird people often adopt weird behaviours to cope
you're a chud and/or a pedo aren't u

what if chud put on the super crown

Spending my ffs savings on drugs award

wat about our japan trip >:|

>>44898062
submitting to cowbot can be pretty lucrative

Just used my first penis stroker toy.

Fuck being a bottom, I’m a fucking top now. Lower my estrogen dose a bit so my penis still works well.

Don't make fun of my

jerking off is literally ALL he can think of

Lol shit up fucker

>>44898062
fired from instacart after getting a criminal record

uh oh, richard

Japan trip too

if I were rich my life would be very nearly the same and probably about as boring

Same... I like being a depressed manmoder and if I actually got ffs and girlmoded I'd be unhappy because things would change too much

>>44898588
shut the fuck up

i am glad i'm not a fucking m**** like you are

moped

megan

merde

https://voca.ro/1gOMbuDgzvch

https://voca.ro/1aDKq0u9U4Kr

>>44900203
>>44900237
https://voca.ro/1kVYVwqISF1x

Migger

>>44900293
https://voca.ro/1hvgODIomDDf

squeaktoad isn't even a real person

>>44900203
discord is the tranny bar

>>44900453
https://voca.ro/15pqawDCtOOd

>>44900470
i would still hate myself even if i wasn't trans

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/mmg/... I think I want to start ladymoding :(

>>44900486
Well whatever reason you're hating yourself just let it go. Forgive yourself like you would another person because it's probably not your fault. Most of us here on this board weren't loved or protected as kids and it's why we have some of the issues we've got. Know that you matter to someone and that you're essential to them.

Holy fuck… ngl I was gooning with a fleshlight. Once I started squirting and leaking/precum it felt really good, it was honestly heavenly, because I guess my own lube I can make is way better than the lube I was using lol. Then I had a orgasm and my cum was clear but started getting foamy.

it's insane to me that one bitch's attention-seeking behavior (excessive to the point of destroying a real life relationship) can also kill a random tranny thread where i could complain about my appearance

anyway fuck you megan, or whatever name this thread calls you

squeaktoad is peaktoad

chill on traintoad

truly powerful

Shut the fuck up...

>>44892829
https://voca.ro/12HC4I5WGIlV

>>44900668
Are you cute

>>44900685
charlotte looks like if steve buscemi trooned out

bitch is always watching how egregious
violating our "terms" ofc

>>44900692
Lmao one of my favorite actors.

Should I wear a collar in public?
>agender

While I’m at it I should get thigh highs and /or fish nets

I like britnona now she's my thread gf

>>44900692
Trvke but people only started saying that because I said it...

Yooo. What bra should I get. 38 underbust 44 bust.

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>>44900741
I mean I really need a bra lol

>>44900749
Agender?

>>44900753
Yeah, it’s time I start wearing some fem clothes (little bit).

>>44900756
Bras are a patriarchal chastity cage forced onto our body by a sexist society in order to keep women under "control"

i know what's going on :/

>>44900773
Yeah okay but I literally can’t wear a t shirt without my nips showing. Plus a bra will better shape my boobs.

i want to be controlled though idiot

So I think I’ll wear thigh highs (under my pants), and a bra.

Will wear bra first, then thigh highs. I was cis failing at the gay bar, people think I am ftm lol

I won't be raped by clothing

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Anyway, how was your night?

>>44900805
Lonely about to go to bed. How was your night?

>>44900813
Meh, went to a gay bar and got scared cause everyone was towering over me. I think my days of cis gay bars are over. Then I went home and gooned with my fleshlight :). Now I’m going to get late night McDonald’s

>>44900821
And honestly getting a penis stroker (not fleshlight to be clear, but the words are interchangeable to most people) really made me comfortable with my body and sexuality. I feel as though my penis is adequate enough to top and penetrate now, and I definitely like the feeling of penetration lol. The only problem is strokers emulate pussy, and I like the ribbed feeling on my shaft a lot. Anal is mostly pressure on the head when you go in and out of the sphincter, but honestly with my head being more sensitive from HRT I find pussy like sensations to feel better.

So yeah, shit’s changing real fast. And I’m more comfortable with my body. I guess this view point is hard to understand, but keep in mind this is basically coming from someone that was an exclusive gay bottom that thought they were inadequate to be a cis man.

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my underbust went up
and my bust went down

this is genuine rape

>>44900861
aaa now

I bet you would never expect to see the day agender would start liking women

>>44900870
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa

>>44900910
it's okay. have a mcdouble, it's on me.

my body is ready for male lesbianism

>>44900923
thanks. I've sent you an invoice

I bought the basic Hanes bralette pack on Amazon, XXL. Hopefully that shit fits.

>>44900861
i'm sorry, cowbot

>>44901230
what does cowbot mean

>>44901295
cowbot is the one who makes and posts the burger animations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTsTKYkELZQ

>>44901302
wait really

i dropped my toast on the floor and whacked my head on the countertop when i went to pick it up and then i cried because it hurt and i felt like a dumbass and wanted a hug but i have no one to give me a hug

when you're dating a country girl and cuddling her while she's asleep and she randomly starts sleep talking about chickens

>>44901311
yes?

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Is worth to start hrt if to stay like this in case of not passing or social pleasure? I want to feel somehow as a girl within myself without being an annoyance to everyone around and get weird looks.

>>44901407
uhhh i though it was some random meme, not that people referred to me this way

>>44901415
are you cowbot? i mean it's to be expected after what you did with squeaktoad lmao

>>44901425
I am the mcdouble but I have 0 idea who squaktoad is

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>spent money on a expensive razor and other stuff to hide my beard shadow
>is still there under my nose
>it hurts a little
>only difference is that it feels soft and silk
I feel like a retard

>>44901429
lol, ok

mcdouble is just one of cowbots multiple sockpuppets

:( pls explain

>>44901295
neetadopter

cowbot epstein

I BEG OF YOU

i have information

"Jane Eyre" was more racist than I expected

watch this video it explains everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTsTKYkELZQ

everyone has left it seems i have been forgotten

>>44901563
it's ok mcdoub i remember >>44901563

Don't need a trans bar when we show up to industrial night at the city bar.

moders actually go to bars?
how can you even make yourself socialize like that?

mcdoble was cowbot? LMAO

my aidentiti was stolen

how do i break the monotony and actually go out and do something?

>>44901735
squeaktoad

I've been to the bars a few times. it's bearable if I'm fucked up enough but I'd rather be at home.

im a bad hombre bc ugly and weird

being seen as an ugly and weird BROWN man is worse

i kneel to u brownmoder, pls dont rob me

hey i dont want trouble ok?

prepare for trouble
and make it mcdouble

brown man with a gun award

I am rapidly approaching a complete mental break with reality

why?

brown girls r cute

why is this gen so slow now? it would hit 300-500 posts daily, sometimes two or three times a day
what happened?

>>44902374
i dont know, why do i look like a man now?

>>44902421
are you taking your estrogen and feminizing yourself in other ways? sorry that you don't just get to plug n play like the passoids you gotta put the work in hunny

>>44900877
she posted about wanting to fuck women before

>>44901582
no she isn’t, that other poster is trolling

>>44902692
damage control

anal sex with bowsette

you crackers are so zany

hello

hi

must be an alistair based on where the i was

>>44902702
mmg loves nothing more than chasing away posters

my balls stink

that's disgusting
you all are nasty as fuck
stinky ball haver

my balls do not stink because i just showered

taking a shower
i look so sexy naked
almost a woman

took a shower
look ugly naked
like a skin fatmoid with gyno

>>44904599
my post, a haiku
your post, a fat pig squealing
ugly, fat AND stupid

these bitches are so gullible
got them counting syllables

>>44904621
you came so damn close
to two haikus in a row
count your syllables

syllables this

i love using the
jacksfilms haiku news rhythm
to check for haikus

>>44904645
see
>>44904639

well the problem is
the first reply was haiku
second was so close

>>44904689
do not steal my bit
the mysterious haiku
has become my style

all i had to do
was to change a single word
from stupid to dumb

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I want a gf...

It's not a haiku
without a reference to
the season. It's Fall.

well i guess that does
make you the true stupid one
good luck next time though

autumn approaches
the moder's tits can get rest
from the scorching heat

-the mysterious haiku

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>>44904719
Hi

>>44904734
mogs me

haikumoder is
just a new persona for
that bitch trainmoder

a train a frog a cow and a non

a train cuts through the
autumn air and falling leaves
aboard is a hon

Fuck my faggot life.
I will never be happy.
An autumn chill comes.

the fall weather brings
advantages for moders
who wear big hoodies

1x pumpkin turnover

>>44904840
worst halloween ever

pumpkin spice latte
perfect fall treat for moders
proving we’re women

and now we have plenty of engagement and content
i swear you faggots just need an activity
i gotta give you coloring pages and crayons like the little retards you are

careful now

drawing with crayons
or painting the changing leaves
we just need more art

>>44904876
or what?

or you will be shot
by the tranny mafia
for your evil crimes

are you pushing p

pushing p means that
i am pushing my p-nis
straight into your mom

fuck a haiku, love a limerick
no, it's not my latest gimmick
i just switch up my style
every once in a while
so you bitches can't keep up and mimic

there once was a tranny from 4chan
who could do everything you can
you start with haikus
then instead choose
a poem type which she’s also a fan

>>44905044
lame ahh

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Does my outfit look dumb?

>>44905061
you look like an american that's never heard of black pepper

there once was a moder from dc
whose facefagging always annoyed me
her haters are worse
and to them i just curse
now she’s posting from a room where you pee

nigga all suited up for the nursing home

>>44905061
idk you just look like some weird nerd guy

there once was a bitch named agender
she often confused the bartender
because he could not ascertain
whether she's jack or jane
but surely he knows she's transgender

>>44905061
yuck!

>>44904719
no you don't

>>44904953
i have reported you to the fbi and the anti-terrorism taskforce

those glowies won’t help
even as the seasons change
the mob will prevail

today instead of spending money on improving my self i bought a 190mph bike

>>44905249
you're allowed to enjoy life op

>>44905249
you are gonna die

>>44905255
everyone dies

>>44905249
how did you buy it if it was going 190mph

>>44905286
but not everyone dies on a motorcyle
so thats cool i guess

>>44905292
i ran very quickly with my long moder legs

i know who bought the motorcycle

what bike is it then

you can>>44905392
i said i know who bought it not what brand/model

>>44905359
i bought her motorcycle btw

modercycle

just enough to make me giggle

damn cowbot is giving away motorcycles now?

google giggles

i wish i were a cute twinkhon

My boobs are so heavy they are hurting my back, I can’t wait for my bralettes to arrive tomorrow

hoodies hide my boobs
but they can’t cover my head
the curse of the moid

>>44905709
not true you gotta get the ghetto fabulous hoodies that zip all the way up with like batman, venom, spawn, etc

my money don't jiggle jiggle

>>44905752
i already have
a dozen hoodies i wear
i won’t buy new ones

i have given you
something for you to enjoy
the night gets colder
each day shorter than the last
and yet you still do not post

>>44906264
this one doesn’t seem
to be haiku or lim’rick
yet it has line breaks

why i don't need a structure or scheme to be a poet

dead poet society ahh

ahh!

mh good

real monsters

>>44906341
i don’t disagree
just be careful you don’t end
up like rupi kaur

whose ligma

also it was a tanka you dip

neuro fuzzy

i love going really fast

ts nigga cums in like .25 seconds

cum

on it boss

>>44906774
type of person meet n fuck kingdom markets to

bf called me his cute lil towel boy O_o

need a tranny where we can just be gay men

>>44906476
apologies for
my ignorance of the form
and also i know
my haikus are quite subpar
they only work simplified

it doesn't exist

what does not exist?
you are being very vague
just post normally

>>44906993
i detest you so
haikumoding was my idea
you insolent thief

i need to get fucked so bad

>>44907148
that's a good 7 syllables, just build around it

penis penis pee
penis penis penis pee
penis penis pee

>>44907069
you absolute fool
you messed up your second line
better luck next try

https://voca.ro/1hvnDxzjJqVO

pomni pomni porn
pomni pomni pomni porn
pomni pomni porn

should i drinsk?

my answer is always yes

>>44907303
good thing there’s no doxxing, harassment, or nude trading in mmg

one greasy jersey transbian was all it took to bring this place to its knees

it took me a year to do it though

idek wtf thats supposed to mean ;-;

i assumed they were talking about the other greasy jersian

>>44907453
I would much rather see the nudes here than it that other place lol.

which one is the transbian

>>44907547
not the case for the vocaroo gay, i assume

It’s high time we call out Veronica Mars for what it is: police propaganda

>>44907570
I'm not attracted to men. I mean I'm not attracted to like masculine looking guys.

thank you squeakcord

we are manmoders because we are masculine looking

nobody laugh

nobody squeak

nobody move
there’s blood on the floor

I really hate how estrogen made me have much lower and slower libido than men do. I literally can’t relate to cis gay men anymore, who will hookup with strangers after meeting them for a few minutes.

Why do I feel like I need an emotional connection and trust before having sex with someone?

you do not look masculine kek. i browsed this thread before and none of you look masc

>thinking most of us post face

>>44907647
Well thanks but I don’t look fem, and I don’t have a pussy. So have a responsive desire sexuality is really fucking me because no one wants to put in effort to break the ice and warm me up before they fuck me.

i have never met someone trying to fuck me as a near stranger, so i don’t have that problem

Just get on Grindr or scruff. Gross guys that say “suck my dick” “let me see your ass” “let me see your dick”, show photos of their cock or hairy ass :/

>>44907662
You probably do but you're being harsh on yourself. I don't really want sex much myself anymore it was something I prioritized but doesn't exactly satisfy me the way that it once did. I'd like to fall in love and feel like I have a real relationship with someone based on deeper feelings but that's easier said than done obviously.

I deleted my grindr which was the only gay app i downloaded ever. It's not for me. I only met 2 ppl from that app that i connected with in any way and those experiences were brief.

i would love to fall in love with someone but i hate who i am so i really don’t want to share that with anyone new

>>44907704
Damm, took the words out of my mouth.

HRT really does change our brains and personality. For me, since I am in an in between state right now of male failing but not looking fem enough to pass (or present fem imo), it’s difficult to attain interest from other people.

Now, maybe I should consider talking to bi or sapphic women. I’m worried though since I’m not passing enough it would be inappropriate to try to connect with sapphic women. It’s also difficult because I basically never had female friends :/, only male friends.

>>44907717
you must find someone equally bad or worse

not enough of a person to have any mental changes from hrt award

i feel like i am missing some fundamental basal aspect to my consciousness and personality that most every other trannies or women have

you and me both, sis

>>44907738
>HRT really does change our brains and personality.
It's doesn't. This is a sissy feminization fantasy. I have the same personality as before I transitioned

who fucking asked, megan

nurse, she’s agitated again

>>44907811
When did you start HRT? I started at 22… maybe ur brain fused when u started.

hrt was a fool's errant, i did it anyway because fuck you

she's right tho it's all fetish talk

>>44907963
>errant

>>44907940
nta but i also started at 22 and haven’t felt any mental changes. again i think it may be a user error though

i miss lisha

lisha is probably a big burly man

lisha is definitely skinny

i hate it when the rapehon is attractive. it ruins my narrative.

what did lisha do to you

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Still sterile

i think trannies that top cis women are really straight men and should probably rope

i think it was a goof bro

some trannies definitely top women. just don't think that's legitimate like if you're a straight top then don't try to wiggle into lgbt that's all.

>>44908248
Antonie van Leeuwenhoek moder

>>44908275
>>44908248
Yeah honestly wtf are those round cells? I see a lot of them.

what the fuck are those
round cells in my microscope
of my tranny cum

Cancer

it’s the type of thing that makes you cum endlessly. I mean, national scandals were had at higher levels of indecency. think about it!

>>44908309
it’s the type of thing
that makes you cum endlessly
just think about it

I’ve always found the human form creepy, regardless of whether it’s an adult or a baby, ever since I was a kid.
My sense of beauty is probably just not normal or rather, it’s messed up.
Humans really have this grotesque appearance.

>>44908279
>>44908293
My guess is squamous cells

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>>44908334
What about this

>>44908367
jerking off

glp1 is the anti christ

>>44908419
She's got a perfect looking ass i love how it bounces just right

>was watching my ftm friend play pool with cis lesbians and a hussy at the gay bar
>the black one tells me not to look at them because it was bad luck...
I think she thought I was male gazing them or whatever

That's a very odd thing to say at the bar. I've played pool with strangers loads of times and never heard someone say that

Hope the upstairs neighbors heard me cum. I was fucking my fleshlight hard and I actually, uh, audibly orgasmed lol

>ywn have a manmoder neighbor to sloppily fuck fleshlights with

that was me but i was watching you through a crack in your ceiling jerking off the whole time

>>44908642
you can just move to dc

>>44908648
i'm in seattle but i have no game on account of being an undesirable malebrained manmoder

>>44908659
>no game on account of being an undesirable malebrained manmoder
you have described everyone here

And the sound fleshlight makes when ur fucking it hard, delicious ngl

A flashlight is a sex toy for straight men though. It's made to resemble a vagina.

>>44908674
>It's made to resemble a vagina.
is this not just the same argument straight dudes make about lesbians using dildos?

>>44908676
There's no argument really. You guys are men after all.

is this just the vocaroo guy making it harder for me to ignore him?

>>44908674
Yeah and it feels good

>>44908674
idgaf i don't like vaginas but a hole is a hole

>>44908674
>>44908694
They make fag versions that resemble an anus and a mouth, but I was using a pussy one lmao

>>44908697
those ones feel better anyway, most blowjob toys are unstimulating and anal ones tend to be both tight and lacking in texture

must. use. boymoder. hole.

I mean I’m a fucking screamer whenever I bottom lol. But honestly fuck bottoming, I’d rather get my dick wet and pleasured.

>>44908720
hi

>>44908762
u type chopped

>>44908720
only men here

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Anons my resistance is crumbling and I dont know if Ill be able to keep hrt repping for work but I fucking have to because being a non passing troon is hell and people who cant stay in the closet die young.
Can yall plz post repfuel or make fun of me enough to make me reconsider coming out?
https://files.catbox.moe/1u6ehs.jpg

would

Maid outfits, huh
You just have to wear them (no need to think about combinations)
Easy to strike poses in
Good at hiding your build
So, they're pretty suitable for cross-dressing beginners, I wonder?

>>44908998
what did she mean by this?

what up my quaccas?
QUAC stands for queer ass crackers

im a bad dude bc ugly and weird

I was originally planning to find some femboy stuff to jerk off to properly, but ended up flipping to a book with a super gorgeous cover and a super profound theme. Got soft halfway through, and after finishing it, it hit me so hard I didn't even want to jerk off for two straight days.

Ahh, it's been so long since I last encountered a work like this.

I would be so chad if i had a nice pelvis and a female face and a smaller upper body

>>44909155
what book is it?

>>44909173
mein kampf

i don’t believe you
i don’t think you are the same
poster as before

im literally bottom of the barrel one of the ugliest trannies ever. LMAO

>>44909240
im literally
bottom of the barrel one
of the ugliest

ok i looked at my body again im not like HIDEOUS or anything

mogging me

mogged. frogged. bogged. zogged.

hello moders

hi kg. did you eat yet?

yes :) wbu?

rest assured bitches.. i am the ugliest tranny here.

>>44909889
yup, got some strawberries, might put the rest in a cake

>>44909958
ooh, yum!

my friend keeps drawing comparisons between me and his ex gf and istg i am going to crash out next time he does it

has not showered in 4 days award

>>44910053
was his ex trans? does your friend know you’re trans?

>>44910073
his ex was cis, he is one of my few friends that knows im trans as well.
i feel like every time we hang out now he finds some comparison

he wants you so bad…

well i told him yesterday that he always does that and its annoying. so i guess ill see how he changes in response

>>44910065
try two weeks