old >>44911871
>>44914690fucking old whore. with a nice fat domtop BWC daddydick i see
Who will win gold in bottoming at the 2026 Teen Boylympics?
Here goes the devil again with her unfunny outlived larp again
I made my recipes for cheese curds and brunost. It's going to be a long day Thursday, but I think it'll be worth it.
>>44914755post cheese turds later papi
my boyhood crush was ralph macchio
Que buenos los palitos de mozzarella
i tried to post a picture of him and it wouldn’t let me. he was 22 in karate kid wtf
i don't need to be jerked off to cum while bottoming. i can be 'finished' in nearly any positionideally i wanna syncronize my orgasm to my bf's so i can cum handsfree while he's cumming inside me. that's the hottest way to wrap things up imo. because after i'm done spasming i get super lethargic and i just wanna pass out in bed or cuddle. and then take a shower later.
>>44914794I liked Hugh Jackman and also Jim from the office
tfw no paper wholesale account sales bf
why do trannies think that pussy doesnt wield guns lol
zodiac killer XDDDD
>>44914970nah im a bottom but i would whoop this fucking faggots disgusting ass you just know it was unwashed and unwiped
What's gaygen's favorite drink? For me it's margaritas
>>44915172For hard alcohol, an old fashioned with scotch.
big scotland cocks
>>44915172Seltzer water generallyif you mean alcohol, a screwdriver made with everclear
>>44915106Bet you wouldn't. Post your wrist.
one of them highlander eras i guess
shit is getting mad corny
>>44914741Do you mean me?
Финaльнaя Фaнтaзия Чeтыpнaдцaть
MTV Haгpaды Myзыкaльных видeo
deus ex: human revolution was so funny im remembering it and the plot is soo funny omg help i cant stop laughing
Зaкoн Пyпa Cкyпepa
Бaптиcткaя цepкoвь Becтбopo
XDDDDDDDD
Are you excited for the Hellraiser game?
Superman that ho
>>44915766couldn't care lessnigga has a huge bulge
>>44915766>Hellraiserwhat is it about
>>44914711xidden?
>>44915831Sadomasochists from hell.
>>44915862like Epstein?
>>44915903Sure
>>44915766I will be excited when there is a game about establishing formal relations with them or an interdimensional war.
>>44915766post more of the mask guy
>>44915931sounds antisemitic
>>44915766Me on the right.
>>44915766I’ve never understood people who are into BDSM. You have to be some sort of mentally ill to be that depraved.
>>44915766That was a weird trailer
are there any fun mobile gamesI've been playing atomas for years on and off and it's kind of meh>>44916000I'm into it and I'm not mentally ill at all
https://voca.ro/1eWoolff8JWN
indian is the tranny one
sexy men....
I think it takes something like folsom so that even street crawling schizcel addicts can have someone to moralize over to their phone in a gay thread walking roadside at age 40 on the way home to their mother
it would be fun to pepper spray a cop bottom with his own stuff reno 911 was ahead of the game
I don't remember when I stopped watching television. I just remember that there were suddenly blacks in everything. You would sit down with your burger, turn on Adult Swim, they cut to commercial when you take a bite, you look up and there is Tyrone in your living room staring back at you trying to sell you car insurance and now you choke on your burger. I said fuck that shit no more.
>>44916383I probably stopped watching tv in the early 2010s or maybe even the late 2000s
https://voca.ro/17ve75aV6cNF
am i pro choice or pro life? bitch, im prolapsed!
https://voca.ro/1l5KpFxXp7GG
>>44916383h88888888888888888 this is a common sentiment
Looking for cheesy rank uncut cocks.
I feel so alone always. All I want is to be around people
i hate masc4masc so much it's unreal
and do you know what a nigger is
lonely methdesto night innit
>implying stupid men are clothingsable at alllollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Do you honestly think Chuck Jones or Mel Blanc could have expected internet trolls to deify a character that doesn't even exist? Make him far more infamous than his own true identity as Bugs Bunny? "Big Chungus" lives on as the dominant meme.
>"put some respect on stupid menses name!"lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
>enter thread, click bottom>skim last 10 posts>completely mentally ill bullshit>close tab
>>44914690does he post hole and what's his @
>>44915172Screwdriver or vodka cran (for uterine health) with the cheapest vodka on the shelf
i have no idea why anybody respects professional athletesnever did never will
>>44916779It's so bizarre you post this nightly when no one else is here.
>>44914794Zoom zoo here I liked Dylan Sprouse.
>>44914852Hot.
>>44914884Woof. I mean he looks it.
>>44916014I'm glad you're using my crop of that image that feels good lol
>>44914970>>44915106>>44915267>tfw no male friend to jokingly sit on your faceSeems like they're both gross Latinos though.
>>44915172Chocolate Milk, tea, and water.
>>44915766YES IT LOOKS SO FUN!
Oh and while I'm here, have an extreme close-up of Tobey Maguire doing his weird spiderman 2 scream face thing. He looks very smooth and you can't really tell it's him based on this angle it's really weird
>>44916175Gross.
why do people act like professional athletes dont say things
>>44916383Same. I'm gay so I guess I'm suposed to be woke, leftwing, and progressive or whatever but I absolutely hate the browning of the USA and Europe.
>>44916575I'm pro life. Foids would abort lgbt babies if you could discover it in utero.
>>44916644Same I'm a anxiety ridden neet.
>>44916647I like masc for masc because I like masculine men but I feel like if you get into a relationship with one and you do something feminine or like something feminine they'll leave you because it's like never enough with them.
>>44916624I like to cut an uncut cocks but you got to watch that
>>44917235That's every gaygen thread and it's terrible.
>>44917292Because they're sexy.
>>44917336You still can tell.
i kinda agree i hate white leftists so much but still kinda unnecessary they want nonwhites to look so damn stupider than they already do (2026 tumblr)
>>44917385white people's really late A-HA!
>>44917308hit dog
>>44917396You probably do hit your dog when it turns you down for sex
sodium pentothal
>>44917425AH HA
season 5 of breaking bad had a noticeable drop in quality compared to the previous 4 seasons
/tv/ lady is lost again
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT TALK ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN GAY BUTTSEX IN GAYLT.GEN. GO TO THE OTHER BOARDS REEEEEEEEEEE
Hi, happy Tuesday <3
Hello i am Holden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWBn9sN6NwI
Tracy, it's me, Harriet Tubman
everyone acts like they cared about you when your deadeveryone acts like your death is so difficult for them to process
i just can't with these republicans. you can describe to them how life is worse off under trump by economic metrics and they'll just be like /but biden!/there's no winning with these people because they're literally retarded. when metrics are in their favor they matter, when they're not they're seemingly irrelevant.modern day pharisees
is gas more expensive now than it was under biden? ya. objectively. and they'll still be like /but biden/.
I feel like most of the sexual stuff people say to me irl comes from straight men
i shat
RIP Mr Belding.
idk man. i think you should keep money out of politics because the retards ruined our trucking industry with these diesel prices. /but biden!/
i know you racists are upset like:>>/nuh uh! those illegals ruined trucking. they can't even read the signs on the highway!/sweety they don't need to. we have gps with siri. it'll give them directions in whatever.
/pol/ lady is lost again
i'm sorry. i just don't think being gay is a valid reason to deny someone employment. but you guys don't like talking politics because you can't defend your positions.you're the type of retards to vote these people into power and feign victimhood when the lepards eat your face.
>>44917858rip at 75
>>seriously, i didn't think they would eat /my/ face
>>44917892idgi, it is against the law and he sued over it, whats the issue
i also dont rly understand wanting to work for someone who doesn't respect you, it feels like one big racket for lawsuits
>>44917892i dont care about corporate gays. nothing they do has any relevance to my life
I keep running into guys who mog me and I want to both sleep with them and be them. Rough.
odds: goonevens: rub a grater on my penis.
>>44918041unlucky
crazy how im constitutively excluded from something so psychically important to me
>>44918056What does constitutively mean?
discuss: Jaden Smith going from straight emo rapper to now a prison gay princess...https://www.youtu.be/-AcrYm_nQUQ
I hope you find love if you haven't alreadyhttps://x.com/pawparadise09/status/2104545261406294029
you can't stop the rock
This is peak male masculinity and you gots to deal with it you will never be as manly as elliot page
>>44918091he's a tru patriot and wants gay people to be recognized in the us constitution
>>44916575lol
>>44918169d00d...
>>44918176tom holland and zendaya look so cute here
The most manly thing in the world is insecurity.
>>44918194No chuddy its elliot page
>>44918109>going from straight emo rapper to now a prison gay princessextremely minor change
I got woken up in the middle of the night by a massive boner I got dreaming about a fully clothed guy I saw for maybe 2 minutes yesterday. I am pathetic
>>44918169lmaoooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_7yusoQ_Aohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s9EXnxnr7ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYOzOWvK_5Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx3MiOL4bFMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-u4cFNHZ7ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCpolIL8KxAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM466-bZYyMdiscuss: gay couples house shopping
willam i just saw willam gurl
Diarrhoea xD
>>44918482diarrhea CHA CHA HCA
>>44918347what did he look like
tried to filter (hide) by tripcode but its not working :/ im on chorme browser. dont know why its not working. i entered the tripcode, checked "hide" field and entered the board field too. how do i do it?
>>44918503danny devito
>>44918565wouldnt you want to know
>>44918582why else would he be asking
>>44918582its not you. its someone more annoying than you, ripley's believe it or not. how do i do it?
>>44918565make sure these are checked too and you saved settings on this page as wellalso might need to refresh the page
where's thorny? only he can help me with this
>>44918595idk i just ignore ppl amish style
>>44918565not working for me eitheri see shiza's posts still
>>44918347Yes but it makes you sound so sweet.
>>44918631but you will live?
>>44918640i was just testing iti could never ignore this general's polish queen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pku7DLJnDY
>>44918672thats what i like to hear!
>>44918565You're afraid to show which trip?
>>44918735it builds suspense and mystery
you're on the internet too much if you need to filtered people lol.i wish i can filter my neighbor.tired of her shit.
>>44918672yeah bit hard to ignore when she's the size of an elephant LOL!
>>44918777what has she done that you're tired of? don't you live on acres of land in the country with your farm animals?
My only true loves in this world are coffee with creamer, music, and wheels under my feet.
>>44918458William Afton>>44918777>my neighbor...ukraine?
>>44918809not william, not will i am, willam
>>44918814Willam Afton??
>>44918822kys!!
on my way home from work i feel like i had something to blog about. but now that i'm here i'm drawing a blank
>>44918828No :)
You are now now rocking with Will.i.am and Britney, bitch
>>44918831hot
>>44918834i just prefer the black with the eyed peas, no shade
I don't have any good ideas for a new story :(
>>44918793>don't you live on acres of land in the country with your farm animalsi wish!!she bitches at me for i smoke cigs, and problems with her cats.and the worst fights we have before she wishes i go die in the war.but other days she say "i love you!" very fake nice.>>44918809no. but recently i talked to a hot redneck ukrainian man.
>>44918596i did but its not working. fuck m00t. he sucks>>44918735cause im not trying to be catty and attentionwhore. its just that i find that trip annoying as fuck
haven’t felt this completely alienated and lost since yesterday
>>44918777what happened to that neighbor who was trying to include you for a threesome? or is she the one?
marcin marcin what a prick
>>44918137His poon probably tight af
>>44918577goddamn
>>44918857it was a older couple.i haven't talked to them all year.>>44918854do what you got to do man.
>>44918895why did you say no to them? you should have asked the man to put on a balaclava mask at least
Would you agree to be lured into a frat house to be repeatedly raped by 7 frat bros for hours?
>>44918845so you're really in Russia lol i don't think any American ever talks about "the war"
>>44918918not really a lure at that point though is it
>>44918458willam belly
>>44918928I asked you to answer the question, not critique the question
>>44918937right, i would have to say no
>>44918918No, but I'd watch it
>>44918918>7 frat brosi'd like to know what they look like first desu
>>44918831what was your day like hunny tell me about the woman at work annoying you
>>44918910they wanted wife involved and both are not attractive to me.>>44918927most americans bring it up when they know im russian.
haircut time yay
>>44918951This. Your typical frat guy is an uggo alcoholic
>>44918860its dry loose and atrophied
If you could stay and feel like you're in your twenties as a beautiful twink forever but you are GUARANTEED to die the second you turn 50 would you do it.
>>44918918no id rather just stay at home and watch anime and eat something i cooked>>44918960will you finally get a low taper fade with bangs like a real zoomie
>>44918960what style you're getting? severus snape?
>>44918971no that’s stupid
i loathe how vain faggots are and can’t help but think they are less than human because of it
>>44918971uh yeah that sounds ideal mainly for the instant death
>>44918987you can just buy a gun and kill yourself you know it’s not hard
>>44918959tell me more about the redneck ukrainian man? how tall was he? did he have a sturdy body and a buzzcut hair? did he call you the z word? was he wearing sweatpants where you could see his bulge?
>>44918976im shaving my sides and cutting split ends
>>44918983>>44918990
>>44918990im not suicidal retard and thats still not the same as instant painless death dumb bitch
>>44919009idgi
Need ideas for gay Halloween costumes. I can't think of big cultural moments this year
>>44919019it absolutely is if aren’t a fuckup you nigger retard
>>44919022do a couples costume with your bfI've always wanted to do a Ciel and Sebastian couples cosplay bc the fashion is really cool
>>44919022Ali Khamanei
>>44919022you’re too old to be playing dress up faggot
>>44919032NUH UH
>>44919055We usually do but I don't know what's topical this year. Last year we were the louvre thieves and the year before we were the Turkish sharpshooter and Raygun from the Olympics. Need something similar but don't know what this year. MAYBE we buy heated Rivalry jerseys? But that was so long ago and not especially creative
>>44918995he was taller then me. yes a bulge in jeans.no z word.yes sturdy body. wish i was in touch with him somehow.
>>44919022here's your inspirache, anon >>44918169:3
>>44919073why do you need to do something topical just pick characters you likeJames x Pyramid Head would be good for Halloween
>>44919059Feels gauche to dress up as another ethnicity when we're white>>44919065Chill out, Halloween is fun
>>44919022or go as sasuke and orochimaru
>>44919084Eh it's fun and makes people laugh. I have a fallback Luffy costume in case I don't think of something but I've worn that for like 5 years now >>44919077Odyssey could work, but I feel like that falls too close to the Roman soldier costume cliche.
>>44919022a question of shape really
>>44919102idk what luffy ismaking typical Halloween costumes feels too normie for me
>>44919096I'm a NaruSasu truther, but the bf isn't into anime at all.>>44919105Have legit seen "I'm a mouse, duh" levels of costume effort from gays at the club. A leather harness and a silly hat is enough if you're hot
>>44919124topical* fucking nigger autocorrect
>>44919124Luffy from the movie Luffy Topical costumes are a shorthand way to be clever. I don't like putting too much effort into costumes which is maybe why I'm asking this den of jackals for ideas
>>44919102>Odyssey could work, but I feel like that falls too close to the Roman soldier costume cliche.i was trying to tell you to dress up as elliott page, bakass -_-
>>44919139you could wear a dirndl and the bf could wear lederhosen
I dont like halloween i think its for ghouls and goblins and its a free pass for the entity to choke you out
>>44919143How does one do thatI'm not short
>>44919124what is the picrel supposed to be?
DONT LET THE ENTITY GET YOU!!!!!!
>>44919149Hrm. Maybe. I dressed as a Karen once and the bf had to dress as a flight attendant who had to duct tape me to a chair, and I became a real monster that night
>>44919124would take pyramid head.
>>44919167pyramid head's hand
Wait who's this entity, he sounds hot. Is he tall??
i just got stung by a dog
>>44919139topical couples costume is a tall order, maybe antinous and chris hansen for a pattinson double feature if your friends watch current films
>>44919183He is not hot.
>>44919205dogs dont have stingers
>>44919180never noticed until now that pyramid head wears gloves. what a classy fella!
i call dibs on evan peters when we start to eat the rich
>>44919219Chris Hansen is an interesting idea, but it's hard to think of a costume that's not a suit
>>44919205feral_on_anthro
>>44919252the tan one is probably most recognizable right now, i also think elizabeth holmes would be really easy to dress up as but i have no idea who to pair her with
>>44919279lindsay clancy
lindsay clancy costume and your bf dresses up as a dead child lol my mind its so powerful
i fucking LOVE it when a webpage shifts and morphs around as it's loading or even afterwards and you're trying to click on something and every single FUCKING time youre about to click the right thing it shifts out of the way so you end up clicking something else AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS SO FUNNY!!!! SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
>>44919295i know what you are talking about, kimosabe. its the worst when the click opens a new tab of some fuckwad website
>>44919281if you have a prop wheelchair lying around, and you could have 3 baby dolls with the exercise band around their necks, but idk feels kinda out there and way too soon
>>44919310LMAOOO
who really wants to be a stay-at-home boyfriend?
Holden Caulfield costume would be really easy to do
>>44919365holden caulfield and mark david chapman for the couple costume
>>44919354me.i really love it.
>>44919365oooh he cuuute
i think a dude with a 7 inch dick could tame me. i would stop being an annoying bisexual almost immediately, i just need to be broken.. psychologically, by gay pleasure.obviously i'm a submissive male, but i don't make things easy. it's like a gauntlet. if a guy is good at making me his bitch, then he is worthy. if he's too shy to completely break me, then the trial must continue until he is ready. those are my requirements for a gbf
>>44919365maybe for a 22 year old middle schooler
im at a point where if i ask to eat your ass and you say you have to shower first, im turned off. like it doesnt always have to be dirty, but a freshly showered ass turns me off nowadays
the point of halloween costume is to be something popular, iconic or memetic, not some barely known character from now obscure novels>ooh im gonna dress up as basil from the picture of dorian gray. its gonna be sooooo lit. my socials are gonna blow up sooooo hard omgthat's just ridiculous, kimosabe
>>44919486
>>44919354i would take a pay cut for a no commute job. so many hours of my life wasted sitting in traffic, inhaling carbon monoxide with 100s of cortisol spikes due to stupid people (like 70% of the population is clinically retarded, be grateful if you're not one of them)
>>44919486do you ever disgust yourself?
>>44919486what if he has dingleberries
>>44919388what would be your fave halloween costume, jagerina sharapova?
if he can't break me.. then that just means i'll have to break him
>>44919513traffic and road rage is an irl test for taking the bait, a small break from the road really helps reset that ragemeter for me
>>44919533rope around my limbs, bind to a bed.
>>44918845I don't wish you to die in a war.
>>44919576i'd love to see a tight rope around your neck and poon personally
>>44919582thank you anon.
>>44919569would you fuck a guy on the spot as the result of a road rage? like your blood is boiling but the guy is exactly your type and he is trying to talk to you but you break through the window and fuck him while he is still on his seat with the seatbelt on :3
>>44919513Have you considered moving somewhere you don't have to drive? It's pretty nice desu, I haven't driven a car in years.
>>44919607how can rope tight on a poon?
>>44919513For the past couple of years, I just drive in the right lane with the cruise control on exactly at the speed limit. Makes things so much more relaxing being the slowest car on the road. I just leave early enough to things that traffic never stresses me out, worrying about being late.
Gm kimosabes
>>44919677good morning
>>44919634absolutely in my dreams but i'm not a crash dummy, last time i got my blood boiled i flipped him off and sped past, not going to do anything more
my ex had a bad case of road rage like the type where he gets out of the car and starts going super karen it was so embarrassing
I can fix him
>>44919440>Gay pleasure>GbfLol
>>44919755thats too reckless, i just want them to know they're driving badly, not trying to actually lecture them because getting out of your car leaves you unprotected and is how you get shot or ran over
>bottoms like it when you call their asshole a pussy or a cuntweird
what would you know about having sex lmao I’m dead
>>44919774gay pleasure is the act of being 'taken' by another male. the euphoria of desire. it is as emotional as it is physical. my byofriend should own me, for all intents and purposes. that's what a monogamous male partner is supposed be, at least in my opinion
supposed to* be
looking like a complete chud now but i like it
>>44919838ok Deb&ser
>>44919858when will you transform to one of the picrels?
>>44919880have you heard of generational divides
>>44919838I was making fun of you for your AGP posting
>>44919858ushy gushy your pussy me wanna take me a lookie
>>44919903not really
knee hurts
sex with non-cereal related tiger men
>>44919923Tony is a gay awakening moment (furry)
i have ejaculated into the sink
>>44919915so i see>>44919933depending on the chunk of your nut you probably shouldnt for the sake of the pipes
the trix rabbit is literally naked
>>44919952are you implying that the new generation of poland are nothing like the sturdy brawny looking men from my picrel? i refuse to believe polish gen z and alpha are all flaming queens and femboys
for me its always been chip the wolf
>>44919965you could be less obvious about wanting the knot
>>44919880would take them all if they're in masks.hateful polish dick.
>>44919814that's the most horrendous news, have you gotten better after your sudden passing?
>>44919952>pipesare you a plumber now? learned it from the team that is tasked with disposal of your logs?
no one's really into oversensitive antisocial unemployed bottoms, that's a myth
>>44919974the knot is the one part i find to be a downgrade actually but who cares>>44919960we dont have a roid epidemic among gen z like they do in usa, athletic youths are far more lean but overall its mostly broccoli heads>>44919981learned it while studying the merits and flaws of sink pissing actually
>>44920008all of that is irrelevant if hes hot
I am a woman now!
i am going to trim away my mustache+stubble combo into just stubble. thank me later
daddyyyyy I wanna see shizas new haircuttttt
>>44920037im glad the looney tunes show made her into an actual character
>>44919975>would take them all no way. you'd break before they all get to run through you
>>44920041thats dangerous your bottom might not recognize you anymore get spooked and pump a full toxic load into you
>>44920050maybe tmrw but basically it went from elden ring's hairstyle 13 to hairstyle 15
>>44920067i- the glow up
>>44920067omg instant boner.please dont, angry poles
>>44920097those masks could make a shoe sole look hot istgaga
>>44920067now they look like im about to hear "dzień dobry polsko, fundacja ecpu"
>>44920050I'm thinking Skrillex 2012
>shiza got a haircutNo... :(
>>44920092shouldve gone with 32
>>44920161>>44920161>>44920161
