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>>44932250
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my upstairs neighbor is moaning really loudly again and now he went to the bathroom to wash off his cum i think hes a belly jizzer
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>>44936600
>belly jizzer
the patrician's choice
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lol
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So sleepy.
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>>44936600
Do people really not just wipe it off with a dry tissue and fall asleep?
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i am a feminine male :O
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imagining slayer in fishnets, a mini skirt, and cute heels as he walks the streets at night
you just know his muscular calves would be orgasmic to touch
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>>44936694
I wanna hear him try a girl voice.
He could be good at it!
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>>44936716
i just want to point out that grown men speaking in falsetto is not a "girl voice"
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>>44936744
Yah. I wanna hear a real professional voice actor girl voice. Slayer has a voice for radio, I know he can do it.
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>>44936739
jew
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Found a pimple near my dick but it doesn't look like herpes or syphilis. Might get checked anyway, been about 6 months
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will poloplayboy be clav's replacement? he just has that natural rizz
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>You go to join an event, only to find out it was a honeypot designed to lure people in and intimidate them using pre-planted drugs, money laundering schemes, or other tactics. What do you do? And what if they’ve thought the whole scheme through - to the point where you don't even realize you’ve been deeply implicated from the very start?

Guys my friend is a literal schizo now...
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>>44936806
hot nerd
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>>44936825
a poster of WHITE oppressors
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is it ok to use AI to generate middle aged men with big butts
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>>44936687
tell me about it
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>>44936444
you’re close to a real thought but much too dumb to ever get there
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>>44936895
secret :3
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>>44936806
i should get breast implants.
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I smell good.
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>>44936910
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Raiden, turn the game console off right now!
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thoughts on bottoms who get the shits from drinking 5+ espressos/day
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espresso is italian redbull
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>>44936916
Constant caffeine is bad for your cholinergic receptors.
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need a bf like abba alabanza
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>>44936925
don't try to confuse me with big words
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>>44936922
have you tried the original thai redbulls? they're like 20x the strength
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>>44936931
If you take a lot of caffeine and start to feel normal on it, you will experience anticaffeine when you are off it.
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lol ofc slayer aka ladyboy hunter d is familiar with Thai products
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tfw no anchorman bf
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>>44936959
ladyboy are smart & big heart, and will make you fall in love with them in bed
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The desire to be enveloped
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>>44936974
Nnnnn...
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The desire to be put into an envelope and posted across the country
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>>44936987
Bound and put in a box with a single airhole and shipped around the country
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if you're not at least this big don't even botter calling yourself a Bottom
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https://youtu.be/atH9BwAUXVc
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if delta posted "i stand with palestine action" on 4chan would he be arrested for thoughtcrimes against the american regime
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UK is the perfect example of why the sequel (America) is always better
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>>44937014
based
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Thoughts on macrophilia?
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>>44936995
sheesh
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>>44936916
post irritated red boipussay
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>>44937027
one of the most bizarre fetish. and anons have the audacity of calling out us sock and feet lovers of gaygen for being weird
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>>44937027
I am the macro anon
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>>44937033
you drew the picrel, didn't you? i found it in a /pol/ thread. the style is exactly yours to the tee. and dont lie
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>>44937027
I had macrophilic fantasies when I was younger but not since like middle school. Seems relatively benign in the big (heh) picture, but obviously something that can't be realized outside of fiction
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Damn bitch. You live like this?
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I like size difference but macrophilia is a bit much
also breakfast
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>>44937037
Everything is about sex except for sex, which is about power, and macrophilia is just a roided-up version of power exchange
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>>44937042
1. i dont use /pol/
2. i wouldnt use different brush sizes for lineart without rhyme or reason
3. i wouldnt do stubble like that
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also i rly love monkeys so i wouldnt draw a monkey being eaten its disturbing to me
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they gave me deviantart fetishes instead of the cool ones
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i'm ron burgundy?
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Eradicate macaques
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>>44937055
i will be honest with you g thats the saddest fucking crepes ive ever seen
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>>44937071
they are palatschinken, not crepes
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>>44937027
mail him into my asshole
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>>44937027
rape
loli
anal
shota
beastiality
tentacles
futanari
monster
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>>44937057
how do you stubble then? just small strokes? or dots?

>>44937062
its more about the man eating the monke than the monke thoughbeit
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tomayto tomahto
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>>44937082
I like you.
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>>44937055
imagine a tiny man being rolled up in a crepe like that and then you go to take a bite without knowing
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>>44937080
still disturbing to me, and i would paint one # gray stubble instead of the weird airbrush, lines on the edge for detail maybe

>>44937090
im sorry
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>>44937096
see >>44937073
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Not for nothing but AI has completely taken over the macro scene and it mostly sucks
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>>44936685
>wipe it off
??? just let it dry, cum's a good moisturizer
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>>44937073
Do they have chocolate inside
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>>44937120
apricot jam
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bf FINALLY started to lose weight!! soon enough, I'll be able to breathe when he cuddles on top of me, i cant wait..
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https://youtube.com/shorts/0UY6mbe4wg4
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My problem is that since I've finished my macro Fox and the Hound story, I haven't had any good ideas for another one. I really liked my writing routine but creatively nothing has really struck me to actually write, so I'm just chipping away at macro scenarios but there's no real story to them
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i thought fountainhead was scarily intelligent and atlas shrugged was scarily unintelligent
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>>44937111
using his titties like trampolines
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>>44937177
that's enough, anon
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i don't want to be a tripfag anymore.
i think this is it.
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>>44937219
Ok I'm sorry it's just my main thing and I got excited when someone else independently brought it up lol
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>>44937195
This morning I read a book by someone who really believes in vampires discussing the nuts and bolts of vampires.
Apparently you need 3 ingredients for the vampyr. The vampire, the Devil, and permission by God.
And as I was nodding along I was thinking of the scene in Good Omens when Crowley has a permit.
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>>44937226
why? how will we know its you posting if you go off trip?
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>>44936839
milk his penis until hes of sound mind again
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>>44937240
>how will we know its you posting if you go off trip?
oh lawd
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>>44937239
Vampire but you have to live off of cum, not your own. Do you do it?
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>>44937195
i thought anthem was short sweet and poignant
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>>44937269
I wanna be a vegetarian vampire, can I survive on men shooting blanks?
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Ayn Rand is a dumbass
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>>44937268
its not that funny
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>>44937293
No. You have to suck a dick every day to completion or else you start to starve
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>>44937306
>>44937306
i think shes smart and hated men especially with the ending of anthem
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>>44937313
My brother would figure out a way for me to survive without hurting anyone.
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>>44937315
She's a libertarian, so definitionally an idiot
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>>44937344
why is that a idiot?
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>>44937356
shut up timurella put your trip back on so we can filter you
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>>44937334
You won't hurt anyone if you don't use teeth while sucking dick
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>>44937356
Because it's a political position that can only be adopted by morons who think they are smarter than collective society
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>>44936572
Gawd Jack O'Connell is so hot. I need him
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>>44937379
that doesn't explain anything lol.
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>>44937387
Sister...!
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>>44937393
I don't know how to spoonfeed you more. Ayn Rand was a libertarian. Libertarians are morons. Ayn Rand was a moron.
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>>44937411
why do you think libertarians morons?
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i think ayn rand is definitely smarter than most people
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the only other libertarian woman i know was mama jf, libertarian women seem to have bad endings
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My heart yearns for men with big muscular arms >.<
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>>44937405
Manlet but I don't really care about height lol
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>>44937430
Because none of their beliefs or policies are feasible or reasonable for a functioning society
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>>44937430
pay the toll to enter the private roadway outside your residence, buy your unregulated food, pay the cop dispatch fee for when you get robbed, wait 2 hours for the fire department to show up because you didn't pay their dues #goals
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thoughts on well done gay porn with a story?
https://thisvid.com/videos/genius-of-the-lamp/
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have u ever been gangbanged by a horde of men leaving your hole gaping and leaking with cum
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>>44937480
Die in your house when it collapses because there were no building codes.
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>>44937488
i wish.

but i would cum from first guy.
then after i cum i dont want to be fucked anymore, so.
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>>44937488
no. sex should be between one man and another man.
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>>44937488
Lucas Lee the man you are
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i dont think ayn rand was alive when the libertarian party existed so
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>>44937523
Be that as it may, her work is the poster child for libertarianism. Atlas shrugged is about a guy who would rather blow up his skyscraper rather than submit to regulations
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I love the smell of unwashed men after a day of hard work outside
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>>44937558
they smell like taco meat and onions
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Tbh my porn addiction is motivated by the fact that porn is like the only content you can consume online where you aren't constantly reminded of how awful the world is rn
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>>44937583
In my experience a ripe (dry) armpit smells like pencil shavings. Not sure why.
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>>44936224
please don't undermine my lived experience
>>44936234
it really will
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basically i need to act like a dog to get off
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>im a dog, im a mutt

what does he mean?
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i say we shouldnt drag any trannies into the discussion of ayn rand as trannies dont give no fucks about no damn books and thats tea
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>>44937480
>be boomer
>want to start own septic tank installing company
>what he needed: a pickup, a shovel, a buddy, materials, and some gumption

>be Millenial
>want to start a septic tank installing company
>what he needs:
>a small business permit
>a worker with a number of trade seals, certificates, and a trade school or military+ trade school training
>materials that meet municipal/regional building codes
>A truck, a trailer, a backhoe, and a worker licensed to use all 3
>multiple layers of insurance for all of those workers
>months of planning committees, envrionmental impact assessments, regular inspections at several stages of the work, health and safety briefings, and a bunch of other performative bureaucratic nonsense that sounds good in theory but really just serves tondrive up costs and install multiple levels of administrators with their hands out.
>has to compete with unlicensed illegals who are allowed to do the same job with 10 guys making pennies, and none of the bureaucratic nonsense being enforced on them
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>>44937558
I like when they sit on my face
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good thing this thread is called cisgaygen and not trannygen or something like that.
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Sometimes, when I have to make precious substances such as toenail cheese or belly-button fluff, I have to go without a shower or bath for days and days;
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>>44937681
>hire boomer company
>does a shit job, ruins property, lose millions
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>>44937713
Sometimes I dream about cheese
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>>44937587
its always exciting to find out a guys unique smells uwu
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>>44937681
how is that any of my problem? i'm not a small business owner and i don't aspire to be one
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>>44937681
so you're against 3rd party inspection? why do you think people don't want to buy newly built houses? pennypinch cost, pretend problems don't exist, and then when the buyer gets left with the bill you're ok with that? no protections? the builder will get a 1 star review so nobody will do business with them anymore? thats the solution? fantasy land
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>>44937688
>>44937677
No one was talking about that
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>>44937753
What libertarians don't understand is while the philosophy "I should be able to do what I want" sounds nice on paper, eventually, doing what you want hurts someone else, even if it's just by accident.
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>>44937744
dick cheese?
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head hurts
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empathy pls sir
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XD
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>>44937583
promise?
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Gays, smokers, abortionists, sexual deviants, drug addicts, porn addicts, alcoholics, and gun owners always want everyone to know what they are up to. They never shut the fuck up or keep it to themselves which is why they deserve everything coming to them. It's never been about rights, they all have the right to do what they want to do in THE PRIVACY OF THEIR HOME but that's never enough for them is it?
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>>44937926
Every single straight person I know talks to me about their stupid kids
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>>44937926
sybau, boomer
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>>44937926
>people talk about things they enjoy/believe in
>this offends me!
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>>44937741
in reality, the only difference is that you can sue the boomer company for damages. the licensed contractor will overcharge you for a shitty job knowing he's protected by his insurance company.
>>44937753
no, I'm against mandatory red tape. you should get a good inspection before buying a home.
>>44937766
yet the bridges built with city money still collapse and kill twenty people because the licensed contractors couldn't be asked to maintain it.
sorry, it turns out the layers of excruciating beauracracy aren't there to protect society at large but to extract wealth so jews can have universal healthcare
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>>44937926
im a vegan :)
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>>44937953
What's that like then?
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>>44937952
No, dude, I'm not hiring your cousin to do a hack job installing an electrical outlet just so I can get electrocuted later. I'm hiring a professional.
You think the roads you drive on repave themselves? You think the food you eat is safe every time by magic?
Let me spell it out for you: the reason you only hear news about a bridge collapse or a building collapsing among of the MILLIONS of bridges and buildings in this country that DON'T collapse is because those bridges and buildings didn't follow codes and standards. Every time.
>Jews
It's sad how predictable this is
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>>44938006
Hm maybe I will go see Doomsday
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I walked around!
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Niqqa
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>>44937926
exactly we will keep shoving it in your face and down your throat more and more and theres nothing you can do about it were here were queer were coming for your children
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>>44938027
I eat vegetables basically. Yeah shits cash bruh.
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>>44938105
What's the best vegetable
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what if i only drank decaf coffee today
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>>44938118
Tayto
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I told my ex im vegan now and eat a ton of fresh fruit and veg everyday and he excitedly asked me if he can taste my cum
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>>44938119
You will feel crappy for days until your receptors reacclimate to the new level.
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>>44938119
thats very unhealthy an adult boy needs 3 meals a day with healthy snacks in between
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>>44938132
death to libertarians
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>>44936687
lesgen was made for you!!!
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>>44937936
payback for your parents doing the same to others when your were a kid, maybe you shouldn't have been so special
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>>44937953
and how would you feel if someone sat right across from you to eat a large hamburger?
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>>44937936
I like when my coworkers talk to me about their kids :)
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>>44938141
demure bottom
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>>44938123
That's beautiful :,)
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>>44938173
especially their boys^^
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>>44938173
once had a coworker who would overshare what her teenage son was doing, "found a dried stain in his boxer briefs", "i can't believe he's hitting so old"
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>>44938042
>You think the roads you drive on repave themselves?
No, I think the government only maintains roads so that it can run a private extortion mafia.
>You think the food you eat is safe every time by magic?
No, I think half the food I eat is poison because the FDA lets General Mills turn rancid basedbean oil into crackers and that's the only thing on store shelves.
>It's sad how predictable this is
>NOOOO da rulez protect people the hellfire missiles our tax dollars buy for jews are just a happy coincidence
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>>44938205
*getting*
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>>44938205
hot
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>>44938210
You're like a living caricature. Thank you for proving my point >>44937411
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>>44938194
I like to eat french fries with my tater tots entree and follow it up with a rich creamy mashed potato compote souffle.
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>>44938231
I wish this was real (and me)
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>>44938244
Do you have a baked potato over gnocchi for dessert
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Life is so much simpler when you just get groceries delivered. I feel dumb for not doing this sooner.
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>>44938256
That's literally what sweet potatoes are for silly i make a killer potato cobbler
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>>44938243
ok, enjoy the fruits of your society before it collapses under the weight of immigrants who were brought in to dodge the hostile beauracracy that keeps you safe
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I'm enjoying the fruits of gaygen before the buttrockracy makes it illegal
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>>44938265
they always pick out the grossest ugliest shit if you order fresh produce tho
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>>44938265
Post photo of how hunky u r
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>>44938269
Not a single original thought, my god. Do you have a script in front of you?
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>>44938292
I only got bananas from them and they look fine. I get meat and most produce from a different store that's within walking distance.
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>>44938265
you are so fat now and somehow still afraid of pigs lol
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>>44938292
>kroger wagies gave me the irradiated glyphosphate apples with bruises :(
subscribe to a seasonal CSA box from a local farm co-op
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>>44937039
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2758484&tags=skaven+gay
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grow your own food, i've got like 20 jars of home grown sauerkraut, i eat a jar a day
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if you want money you really need to not say that word. ever
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>>44938333
no that was mexicans are for
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>>44938297
I'm kind of like this atm >>>/hm/2698732
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>>44938328
I'm upset at how talented macro furries are. Why don't they just draw giant humans for once :(
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what are our October goals?
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>>44938347
OwO
R u tall
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>>44938357
survive
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>>44938306
as scripted, this reply would be a gif of stefan molyneaux saying "not an argument"
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>>44938358
I don't think I'm especially so, but I hear 6'4" is tall.
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>>44938387
OwO 6'4 is tall. Can you life me like this >>>/hm/2683278 and then fug me
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gay death? its brutal
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timur "i wish i had a pussy" sharapova :3
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>>44938433
hello?
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>>44938407
>sex before marriage
What do you think I am, a slut?
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>>44938443
Okay then will you lift me like this >>>/hm/2683278 and then cradle me like a baby while I cry and then tell me its gonna be ok
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>>44938442
good morning, saar. do the needful, please. post your bussy or else i call the fbi
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>>44938456
Only if you shit in my mouth after.
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>>44938480
OK but then u have to stick ur pp in my mouth
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>>44938491
No, then we make out with your stinky turd betwixt our mouths.
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>>44938504
OK as long as u tell me what to do
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>>44938467
not for you jeet.
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>>44938473
>white nike socks on full display
dirty little whore asking for it
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>>44938511
do it for russia, then
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>>44938516
Do you think Nike execs are aware of the brand's connotation wrt gay men?
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buh
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/but biden!/
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>>44938520
i have no affiliation with russia (or belarus).
im a big titted goth america girl.
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>>44937507
when would you like 2 get married i can't wait..
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>>44938525
yes, absolutely
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>>44938547
says the russian sleeper agent
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whatever happened to richard round?
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doing squats
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>>44938577
giwtwm giwtwm giwtwm
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>>44938413
47... he was a fucking kid...
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whatever happened to shallo?
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>>44938680
Posted here a month or so back. He's still a twink and drawing.
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>>44938680
debaser tried to bully him out of gigi because debaser was hating on his political onions
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>>44938680
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>>44938680
whatever happened to gary cooper? the strong silent type?
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>>44938473
that's ai right? His body doesn't look like that.
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>>44938680
he started dating a feeder and became fat like haribo
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whatever happened to merle ginsberg
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whatever happened to texanon?
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I (straight guy that had a few gay experiences) am very insecure about the way I look, which is why I always love it when gay men hit on me. Some women do but not as often as gay guys. Isn't it strange?
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>>44938782
wifed up pregnant and barefoot in a nice southern black mans kitchen (hes an md)
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>>44938785
Dude i am straight and i take dick up my ass
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>>44938782
texanon was a yucko larp
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L'homophobie intériorisée
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>>44938785
Everyone loves validation and an ego boost. That's why delta always posts his sexy selfies here
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>>44938782
AI knows
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>>44938644
the fuck were you thinking with the witcher 3 remaster shiza, it looks like poop from a butt
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>>44938611
film it from below owo
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>>44938819
Doxxed
Is that desuarchive?
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anyone know if texanon had any tattoos? might be them
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>>44938896
You have problems
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need my face smothered by big balls.
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>>44938903
what kind of problems? is worrying about the health of others a crime?
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>>44938605
abducted by aliens he got his rectum cored out and his blood and organs sucked out it was tragic
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Concerned poster being lonely and miserable again :3
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>>44938906
stop being so goddamn horny all the fuckin time. get on ssris may be
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Yucko/mr pancakes/methy/xanthippe being a tranny again
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>>44938953
You can be lonely, miserable, and still have a boyfriend. Millions manage to live that way everyday, you're probably a good example of that.
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YOUR BOYFRIEND WILL NEVER BE WHITE YUCKO MWAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>44938960
i really wish i could.
no ssris though.
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>>44938976
imagine how fluffy that fur would be as a coat
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>>44936685
maybe if you're a cumlet. my loads would take a whole box of kleenex to clean up
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imagining the hot younger guy timur's husband is cheating on him with
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i wanna chop some wood
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The cheese curds are going; up next is adding rennet. I'm skeptical about the set time being 20 minutes, but it does seem like more rennet than usual--so maybe it'll work.
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>>44936995
i have those underwear and i do not believe they come that big. this must be ai
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>>44938976
then get depression. thats a fantastic way of lowering your sex drive
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>>44939002
hot
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>>44939002
mhmm sure
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>>44938867
thats exactly what it is, i dont know how you discovered our trade secret but our mercenaries are on their way
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>>44936739
>>44937100
>>44937211
>>44937558
>>44938231
all night pit fucking
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Payback never came lol
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I like this one guy at uni alot and he's kinda my eye contact schizuationship at this point. I mean, i guess sometimes he's already looking at me before I look at him, and then he quickly looks away, but that's about it and i don't get the vibe that he's interested i think???

The problem is that he makes me nervous like no other person on earth and I can't get myself to talk to him one on one. I can talk to him using a mutual friend as sort of a crutch, but the moment we're alone, we both go completely quiet.
I can't really tell if he doesnt want to talk to me or is just shy.

I kind of have a feeling he can tell or atleast suspects that I like him. It's probably quite obvious just from the way he makes me shut up and shut down like nobody else. I mean, I am a pretty talkative person and dont have that much of a problem talking to all sorts of people, but there is something about him that makes me shut off.
I bet he knows and thinks im a retard. Idk what to do.
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>>44939122
he's creeped out by you and he’s going to report you to the uni security as well as the dean
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>>44939122
Is he gay? I had a college crush like that and I embarrassed myself greatly over it (he was not gay), but I quickly got over it and was able to look back and laugh at it/grow as a person from the experience trying
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>>44939150
This usually turns out to be the case; the crush wasn't gay and was silent because of the awkward gay bottom gawking at him with hearts floating around his eyes. Gays will literally anything other than date other gays lol
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>>44939122
put G in his drink and blow him uwu
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>>44939187
I am not a bottom >:(
but otherwise very on point lmao
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>>44939122
he's not looking at you at all schizo
your mind is creating the delusions
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>>44939020
get muscular not fat
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how can you be too nervous to talk to somebody? even as a child i never had that problem
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>>44939122
>my eye contact schizuationship
this was hard to read
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this place is a graveyard and only the zombies are left
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>>44939223
the scariest episode of tales from the crypt was about a bottom that lived to the age of 30
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>>44939223
all thats left is a meth smoker screaming and hoping some tranny will fuck him (they wont)
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cisgaygen is for ghouls and goblins and so the entity can aquire your location and slit your throat
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>>44939217
‘I’m doing fine. I eat dogs! Heh heh heh!
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>>44939223
I'm not 30 yet! I'm 29! That's young still! I'm a twink! I can still find love!
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>>44939122
Never bother creating delusional fantasies over men if you dont know whether they're gay or not. Yes straight men will look at you for no reason and you'll interpret it as subliminal 4d chess flirting. A tale as old as time. Nothing will come out of it, so just find someone who's interested and SHOWS interest
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>>44939244
It’s scary how easy someone can die from getting their throat cut or stabbed without even realizing what happened then the next they're woozy bleeding out on the ground
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three months before its 2027 :3
thats 90 days :33
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You don’t have to sleep. That’s just something they tell you to keep control over you. Nobody has to sleep; you’re taught to sleep when you’re a kid.
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>>44939281
Seen a video like this where the dude went from getting walked up to, stabbed in the side of the neck to looking shocked and then crumpled over lifeless in a matter or less than 10 seconds
Grim world. Life can change easily
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>>44939281
sounds like a nice way to go desu i read a lot of stories of people that got stabbed and a lot of them say they didnt even realize or feel anything until the hospital and the adrenaline rush wore off + your meat is halal now or whatever if a cannibal did it
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>>44939290
Then I will be three months closer to retirement
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I'll be inheriting a couple hundreds of thousands of euros in a month or so. Insane amount of money for someone my age in my country. Will i be the richest faggot here?

Would you guys tell your partner about such an amount of money? Not like I have one, but im scared a partner would see me differently or turn out to be a golddigger
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>>44939290
things will get so much worse after 2030 when our illuminati masters turn up the heat again it makes me a bit erm... scared if you will
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>>44939212
I'm a bit of both :)
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Where were you when Doomsdale happened?
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>>44939290
will it all end before then
who knows
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>>44939316
Just invest it and don't tell people.
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>>44939316
>Will i be the richest faggot here?
No.
>Would you guys tell your partner about such an amount of money? Not like I have one, but im scared a partner would see me differently or turn out to be a golddigger
A couple months in to any serious relationship, yeah. That much isn't "never work again" money, so your day to day lifestyle probably shouldn't change that much. You should still be expecting you and your future partner to have jobs and financial discipline. If he's a responsible adult, he'll recognize that €300k is a great nest egg for building future wealth. If he thinks that's something you should immediately blow on consumer goods, you'll know to cut things off
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>>44939316
sure you are
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ronaldo insisting he can still play at the highest level is the same as xanthippe claiming to still be a desirable twink
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>>44939381
Unfortunately that comparison also requires xanthippe to have been one of the greats at a point and thats simply not believable
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>>44939316
no only tell once youre sure they arent some cluster bitch psycho after years of knowing them they can keep the mask on for a long time
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>>44939316
I have billions of cells. Everyday they're dying off and new ones are being created. My body is it's own stock market and I'm it's stockbroker.
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Clock that tea!
Bitch, catch it
You live like a discount me off etsy
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>>44939187
Wig of truth
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>>44939389
>Unfortunately that comparison also requires xanthippe to have been*
ftfy
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>>44939652
You didn't, fat catty sad tranny bitch who was never a twink either
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>>44939674
Xanthippe is never brave enough to do this on trip
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where does it find the energy to always be so upset
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I'm not a tranny but sometimes I wish I was a woman
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>>44939722
i wish all gay bottoms were women
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>>44939722
shi gng i lowky wish i had a puhh
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>>44939722
if you were a woman and i was a man, would it be so hard, to understand?
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>>44939715
i think we just take things they say as being upset or negative when its just how drag queens talk
have you ever seen Rupaul's drag race?
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>>44939756
mama, did you?
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>>44939682
unreal recognize unreal
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You lack nuance and insist upon yourself
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Well, Tamar, have you ever watched the show?
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I love lolis sooo mich, bros!
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>>44939782
but why is she green?
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>>44939753
Thank you Cэм Звeздa and Жacмин Кeннeдиe
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Not today gay
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>>44939844
oh to be underage again and get railed and pampered by daddies like this
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>>44939844
"freshies could be here" he thought
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need daddy fantasy writer philosopher bf
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>>44939844
>$2.99 diesel
heh
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>>44939943
methy with paige and shiza if he locked tf in
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>>44939967
not with that third person insert buddy
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>>44939963
that's milk you retard
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he taunted me with what sounds like the interesting sport of going into the gents in the bar and attacking the drowned fags in the urinals with a stream of piss.
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>>44939978
sure shiza
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>>44939981
it's shopped
it's on a gas station sign ffs
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that aint me, all i can say is im fascinated by the seedines of the picture, pictures like that arent taken anymore, its giving channel awesome to me
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I like nerdy guys, but smart nerdy guys, not gamers
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for me its dumb himbo gamer nerds
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i like both
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>>44940022
it's an author, R Scott Bakker, posing with another author, Caitlin Sweet, who happens to be the wife of yet another author, Paul Watts. idk who the blonde woman is, maybe it's Bakker's wife

>>44940020
gas stations sell milk too
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>>44940068
not at the pump lol
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could never date a gamer who ignores me and spends most of his freetime online

how much of your day is spent online? have you atively tried to lessen your internet addiction?
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>>44940068
addendum, the blonde woman is Lesley Livingston, an author
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>>44940085
stinky winky teenie weenie roomie woomie owo
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>>44940085
is this jeb in his dorm?
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squeak.
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Cage the Elephant
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if i had a lasso i know exactly who i'm gonna snag
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tfw no rodeo cowboy bf to hogtie me
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>>44940099
good idea im gonna take a break from the internet to focus on my alcohol abuse
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>>44940107
tiny little loli slits ummmh
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skavens created the ideal gay society if you think about it
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tfw no cowboy boot bf
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tfw no thread baker bf
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if i go back to college at 30 can i still dorm with college freshmen?
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>>44940259
only big shota cock is halal sorry
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>>44940270
crazy how gaygen slows to a crawl after bump limit while chasergen hits 700 posts every day
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crazy how you attempted to sage a thread already at bump limit
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>>44940442
I actually just forgot it in my name field.
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>>44940451
what a weird little imp
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365 bumpin that
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>>44940394
Children aren’t real people, in the sense that they are not small males and females but a separate species which will (probably) grow into one or the other in due time
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>>44940475
Чяpли кcкcкc
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puppy dog bf vs wild cat bf i will ruminate in my sleep
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>>44940530
that's very dismissive
i'd say children are more real than any adult
adults are just a mindfuck of learned behaviors and schizophrenia
children are way cooler than any adult until they become programmed enough to lose their original identity
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Newzilia
>>44940629
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>>44940612
wonder if barbs feel good



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