https://12axes.vercel.app/
>>44950359Absolute BS test
>>44950417Why so
>>44950468I am a right wing chud. This test is saying do you think bad things are bad, but if you answer yes/it depends you get the commie label.
>>44950359I'd say mine is fairly accurate , maybe a bit more to the left than I'd think but not by that much.
>>44950359Ordoliberalism
i need to kms
>>44950359How cooked am I?
how about this
>>44951134holy based
my test results i think not so bad as far as passing goes lol bc like women generally more liberal, i’ll admit for like a good majority of the questions though i was just pressing ‘neutral/it depends’ like yeah sure whatever, which is also pretty basic
>>44950799nigger
>>44951134That's pretty good. I got Karl Liebknecht, but that guy got owned.>>44950359Your ideology sounds like some dumb made-up bullshit by online guys with statue avatars.
What is happening in Scotland?
Everyone who does this is a man for life, F.Y.I.
Are there women in this? At all?I believe in Pickle Communism
Islam has no place in a nationalist liberal country, fuckoff
as someone who isnt an autist about political and economic larp shit 90% of these questions may as well be written in mongolian
>>44950359It clocked that I like Sorel, but nothing else.
yea seems pretty par for the course
>>44950359 makes perfect sense honestly
>>44950486that’s just what communism is
>>44951674How exactly is Julius Ceasar made up
>"do you want more or less of X?">is X in my interests?>"uhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk">repeat this 200 timesThat's every single one of these stupid political compass tests
sam altman bruh
>>44952256Something that always gets me about nationalists is how on paper they have the same ideology as their mortal enemies, Islamic and Christian nationalists believe virtually the same things with minor differences in aesthetic.
How about mine?
>>44955832Continued
>tfw unironic liberalit's overdo i politicpass at least?
i don't know whether it passes, but i guess it captures my beliefs pretty well.
the quintessential bichad ideology
>>44958946nukes... kill people?
Lmao, spiritually chinese or smt idk
>>44959614*sniffs*
>>44958615you are probably the most normal and functioning human in the thread
>>44959621What ? There is a chinese city in here. Also Uruguay
>>44959631https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyJzH73FKfo
I'm surpised this was actually pretty accurate
>>44959638Lmao, also i'm currently on my fourth consecutive week of being sick, and i have a stuffy nose so I do sniff a bit
>>44959690if you're 89% like richard spencer you gotta rethink things
>>44951143based
>>44950359tfw lolberterian
I have taken the test at least three times, and each time it says im a pragmatic centrist and the person im most like is Abraham Lincoln.which is weird cause i spent my youth ping ponging between various extremist ideologies like fascism, communism, and anarchismbut according to the test im a basic bitch who would make a good moderate republican
>>44959890time to buy a big hat
"Techno-Communist" sounds like the villain in a shitty old sci-fi movie
>>44950359hyper male>>44959868it's over
>>44959942
>>44959960I like my version better
>>44959995crazy that you want to destroy nature
You can tell the test is made by a chart when the state of California is included in with all the ultra left wing ideologies>>44959960>SEKIIILove that guy
some sort of right wing environmentalist,i dunno, its like, whatever man
>>44960017fuck nature. Nature wants to kill you. Nature has never done anything useful for anyone. The things man builds are far more beautiful. this planet is going to die and we need technology to escape it eventually. Technology and industrialization is the only thing that has ever improved human quality of life.
>>44960065my concerns are global warming, plastic pollution, forever chemicals, heavy metals, etc. rather than veganism related stuff like preserving species and respecting animals
>>44960065Nature humanity and technology are inseperable, you can't have one without the other
>>44960104yes because you have to exploit nature to create technology>>44960095I think trying to solve these things at this point is pointless becuase the bad actors will never stop. Better to find a way to reverse/compensate for it
>>44960122You don't, but amerikans will never understand that
>>44960122>the bad actors will never stopkill them all
>>44950359...Illinois? Fuck you mean Illinois?Sankara was based though, got that right.
if you love democracy, freedom, and progressive social values then you're welcome in my country, otherwise fuck off an die in your turdworld shithole
Idk is left wing nationalist fempassing?
Just lol
>>44960274I didnt know alaska was so british
>>44950359having beliefs at all doesn't pass as female
>>44960179
lol
yeah, i know im based
>>44959868>thieloidit's death I'm afraid
>>44950359tracks
>>44950486idk chat maybe you're not as chuddy as you think. lots of "left-wingers" these days are retarded luddite communists but technocracy is really only represented by peter thiel types these days
>>44961090posted it wrong
>>44960032this test was written by claude 100%
it said I'm a Blanquist lol
>>44950359Fuck no, these are extremely malebrained
>>44950359the objectively correct results o algo
>>44950359im never going to fit in with the rest of the trans community. its so over for me.
>>44950359I'm based
>>44950359i'm 50% surprised
>>44950359
Attributing “left wing” to this seems iffy to me (ah yes, the HRE, the famously left wing political entity, lmao) but otherwise it’s not too bad and making suggestions, I already have a great sympathy for Aristotle and Chesterton’s views. The HRE and Swiss confederacy also pretty accurately reflect my preference for localism.>>44952256This thing seems to be giving out Sorel pretty broadly, maybe I should read him>>44959690A very Chinese time in your life
taking this test in itself is male brained
>>44961502Nice, I brainpass.
i laughed seeing this.
>>44960978I do lowkey like him. normal people are so immoral that anyone that they call immoral must be good in some way
>>44962439>gay pederast who is creating a surveillance state and struggles to even say that he thinks human existence is worthwhile>not immoral by any standard except for that of the Epstein class (which he is a part of)Larping as a catholic while living perhaps the most unchristian life possible is not morality. That nigga doesn’t even attend church regularly
>>44962470catholics are their own Epstein class. and not just the priests. it goes all the way down.
K
>>44950359no
>I am a TRVE TRANNY WOMAN!!>I believe in violent overhaul of government!!Real women barely have political ideas outside of whatever their boyfriend corrects them to believe lmfao
id say im a marxist leninist but sure
>>44964573youre projecting your misogyny anon
>>44950359inaccurate asht. mtf
Religion, Econ and Tradition are bullshit as it is usually the case with these "tests""Are you ok with nudity in art and on the beach", It's like I'm talking to a chatbot which intuits the world in properties and has no concept of relativenes. Maybe the larger test is less dumb.
>>44959743:)
>>44950359the questions related to "gender identity" [sic] are completely worthless
Where are my fellow NAFOtroons at?
>>44950359It depends
>>44965255very radical
>>44966360
is there even a single woman referenced in any of the possible results
>>44966480no. politics is for stupid people and men make up a large percentage of stupid people worldwide.
Does this pass
political compass shit is giga moid-brained. get into astrology if you want to soul pass.
>>44967145fucking based
>>44950359My issue with tests like this is that they measure traditionalism SOLELY on the principle of opposition to foreigners. They can't really distinguish between opposition to multiculturalism and preservation of local culture as-is, and opposition to multiculturalism but with a desire to reform local culture.
>>44964725Oooooh like poons and trannies and enbies do??My bad!
>>44966523God!! I hate it when males make everything... ugh, philosophies, machines, chemical discoveries, properties of the universe!! So DUMB!!!
>>44953580Strong fences make good neighbors.
is it over for me
wow i really dont pass
>>44967657based
