I love being a straight man it’s awesome. I love putting my straight male penis in a faggot's mouth because I can’t get a girlfriend. I love fucking faggots in their shitty assholes because I can’t get pussy. I love being a straight man and not a dumb gay cock sucking faggot who wears glitter and cum on his beard.
I love being a straight woman it’s awesome. I love putting my straight female vagina in a lesbo's mouth because I can’t get a boyfriend. I love fucking lesbos in their shitty assholes because I can’t get dick. I love being a straight woman and not a dumb lesbian pussy licking dyke who wears flannel and has short hair.