>>44968540
i liked the trump edit of that pic

i wish i were a cute twinkhon

same, bestie

can we get funny posters again

>>44968540
awful thread as always

i need someone to fix my brain

>>44969586
get a shrink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ravi4YtUTxo

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>>44968677
iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw iwnbaw

i like how therapy only works if you're retarded

i wish i were a cute male daughter

>>44968863
like who?

what in the H E double hockey sticks is going on here?

>>44969682
it actually only works if youre intelligent, if you're retarded it doesnt work

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Does this look too tight? This is a humiliation ritual :(

agender congrats you are now a woman kindly get the fuck out now

goodness gracious

men shouldn't be allowed to vote

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>trolling
i was being 100% serious though :(

i am ashamed to buy female clothing so i will shame others for it as well

>>44971351
median voter

any fat low income or neet white women around here?

>>44971412
Me, but I have a decent paying job and I'm not fat. So I guess not me. Close enough right?

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>>44968540
Any good servers that aren't lowkey dead?

i have come to realize that "skip to my loo" does not mean "skip to my left" as i originally inferred from the english pronounciation of "lieutenant" as "leftenant," but rather that the "lef" comes from the archaic pronovnciation of u as v, and that "lieu" in french does literally mean "place" (as in "in lieu of"). mea culpa & lo siento a ma grenouille, i got it all wrong

some of you bitches are very fat

>>44971655
you're a pedophile

>>44971412
cowbot

>>44970365
Why are you manmoding with tits like that miss?

>>44971759
because she looks revolting

jesus that hog belly

i am ashamed of my hog belly so i will shame others for it as well

>>44972162
i have abs

pics or it didn't happen

I've never had abs in my life

>>44971088
isn't it great how mods are on high-alert for "anti-white racism" but don't give a fuck if i say nigger nigger let's kill niggers? and also how they care more about a fake genocide than the real one. it's almost like we're the ones getting trolled by them

i had abs until i discovered alcohol

i am 16 bmi apparently

fatty

eat a burger nigga

yeah but being white sucks ass

buy my im sorry for being white shirt

being white is an advantage

where da brown twinkhons at

>>44973653
im taken

crackers niggers spics kikes micks chinks wops gooks and any and all other ethnic slurs, we should all get along and stop being racist because we are all shit

>>44973653
thread too racist

>>44973745
one is not like the other

>>44973827
ok yeah cracker is a slur for a bunch of the others honestly, it's not equal

>>44971862
Is just an obese lady

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I'm an obese matey, y'arrr

>>44972963
WHAT THE FUCK now I have to lose more weight to be less than you

Yar har fiddle dee dee! Being a pirate is alright to be! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

>>44974012
xased

hello moders u_u

should i buy beer

what kind of beer

idk :/

what about a kvass

calling yourself obese when you're ana is so dumb

I'm literally over 200 lbs and could never be ana

fakemoding fakefatties general

I'm a man and I'm fat what do you want from me

I'm obese and also gay

i love being a cute brown twink but i think now it's time to stop dressing like a man

this is awesome and not anyone's fault

this is all everyone's fault
we could have stopped it

anyoene havw anythimg to say?

>>44974582
I do but it's a bit sad and mopey

dumbfuck child
dumb fuckchild

Yeah I need to lose weight. Having a 40 inch underbust just sucks, I need to get rid of andro fat which will hopefully shrink my ribcage a few inches

youre all fat but stay drinking beer and eating shitty food while getting zero exercise

nippallls hert

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Jesus Christ wtf the full size magic wand is massive, this thing must destroys clits LMAO

Yeshua says: I have cast fire upon the world—and behold, I guard it until it is ablaze.

If I tell you even one of the words which he spoke to me, you will take up stones to cast at me—and fire will come from the stones to consume you.

>>44975024
based

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Yeshua says to them: When you make the two one, and you make the inside as the outside and the outside as the inside and the above as the below, and if you establish the male with the female as a single unity so that the man will not act masculine and the woman not act feminine, when you establish eyes in the place of an eye and a hand in the place of a hand and a foot in the place of a foot and an image in the place of an image—then shall you enter the Sovereignty.

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Yeshua says: Unless you fast from the world, you shall not find the Sovereignty of God; unless you keep the entire week1l as Sabbath, you shall not behold the Father.

yeshua is cool and all
but you should look up pen island
its one word

Salome asked when what she was inquiring about would be known. The Lord said, When you trample on the garment of shame, and when the two become one, and the male with the female neither masculine nor feminine.

Yeshua says: I stood in the midst of the world, and incarnate I was manifest to them. I found them all drunk, I found no one among them athirst in his heart. And my soul was grieved for the sons of men, for they are blind in their minds and do not see that empty they have come into the world and that empty they are destined to come forth from the world. However, now they are drunk—when they shake off their wine, then shall they repent.

Yeshua says: The dogmatists and the scriptualists have received the keys of recognition, but they have hidden them. They did not enter, nor did they permit those to enter who wished to. Yet you—become astute as serpents and innocent as doves.

Yeshua says: Whoever has in his hand, to him shall more be given; and whoever does not have, from him shall be taken the little which he has.

Yeshua says: Blest are the solitary and chosen—for you shall find the Sovereignty. Because you are from it, you shall return there.

how can i look more like a woman?

His Disciples say to him: Is circumcision beneficial to us or not? He says to them: If it were beneficial, their father would have begotten them circumcised from their mother.

Yeshua says: Blest are the poor, for the Sovereignty of the Heavens is yours.

Thus I say that whenever someone equalizes he shall be filled with light, yet whenever he divides he shall be filled with darkness.

Yeshua says: Show me the stone which the builders have rejected—it is the cornerstone.

Shimon Kefa says to them: Let Mariam depart from among us, for women are not worthy of the life. Yeshua says: Behold, I myself shall inspire her so that I make her male, in order that she also shall become a living spirit like you males. For every female who becomes male, shall enter the Sovereignty of the Heavens.

>babytrans finds religion for the first time

Souls are neither male nor female when they no longer marry nor are given in marriage; and is not woman transformed into man, when she is become equally unfeminine, and manly, and perfect?

return unto me my penis dear girl

Yeshua says: Thrust thy thick gock into mine hairy semitic bussy, for therein you shall discover the Sovereignty of the Heavens

Yeshua says: When you make the two one, you shall become Sons of Mankind—and when you say to the mountain: ‘Be moved!’, it shall be moved.

I want to torture a moder with a magic wand

Yeshua says: Whoever drinks from my mouth shall become like me. I myself shall become as he is, and the secrets shall be revealed to him.

Yeshua says: The Sovereignty is like a shepherd who has 100 sheep. One of them went astray, which was the largest. He left the 99, he sought for that one until he found it. Having wearied himself, he says to that sheep: ‘I desire thee more than 99.’

has it ever been more dead than this

i am the stone that the builder refused

>>44975344
I want to torture You with a magic wand

do tha homie

>>44975365
O-oh scary I've never used one :(

Yeshua says: If you have copper-coins, do not lend at interest—but rather give them to him who will not repay you.

Yeshua says: The Sovereignty of the Father is like someone who wishes to slay an eminent person. In his house he drew forth the sword, he thrust it into the wall in order to ascertain whether his hand would prevail. Then he slew the eminent person.

Yeshua says: Wretched is the body which depends upon another body, and wretched is the soul which depends upon their being together.

and whoever possesses power, let him renounce it.
Power is a poison well-known for thousands of years

>>44975395
do not be afraid

>>44975347
https://strawpoll.com/kogjRo2YKg6

>>44975412
I'm gonna pin you down and we'll see who is afraid then

methy isn't even annoying like At All

methy is my favorite poster of all time this is not a joke

Yeshua says: Blest are you when you are hated and persecuted

the issue is none of you are annoying just boring as fuck

>>44975423
oh I dare you

>comes to the chronic mentally ill people
>AHA: ENTERTAIN ME NOW JESTERS

I really hope you get it

>>44975414
huh, no squeaktoad option. interesting

>>44975459
there's only one answer anyway

Methy won.

>>44975442
Try me

your god is deaf and your fate is debt, bolshevist

deaf? he dead

i'm bored and wish i had friends who were girlmoders

im an encyclopedia of useless tv shows

>>44973918
not if i can help it, i'll stop eating entirely

>>44975492
when and where?

>>44975533
fuck :( ok no more food for me

'I am not what you see and hear.’
Distant sirens. A crude half nelson. Forms at the door. A young Hispanic woman holds her palm against her mouth, looking.
'I'm not,' I say.

>>44975540
Umm November 28th in Berlin

bruh, why do trannies dress like they're witcher characters.. after this show last night, this bitch that was by me puts a fucking cowl with big ass hood on and scurries to her outback

i broke my fucking "brazil nut" if anyone catch my drift share with the rest of the class please

>>44975610
my grandpa has a funny word for those

I'm a tranny with tiny balls :(

>>44975617
yeah it contextualizes why breaking my "brazil nut" would hurt so much

time to ride my modercycle

>>44975647
let me get some sick chase shots with my 5"

only the strongest will survive!

>>44975568
be there!

do u also have a 5" or am i expecting too much of you

got real quiet after that

How did you know I was interested in Byzantine erotica?

>>44975610
Hey I also broke a toe recently

who has the motorcycle? come visit me

>>44975668
you aare expecting too much of me v.v

i think i picked a name thats too honnish

>>44975790
wya bbg

>>44975905
dixieland

>>44975861
I worry about that too sometimes

Oh i wish i was in Dixie
Away, away
In Dixieland I'll take my stand
To live and die in Dixie

Shawty suckin that thing clean off

who is shawty?

teehee thats me ;3

where's that tomboy moder that used to post belly and panties

>>44975996
im in dallas but that doesnt count :(

im the fat one

im a cis on not hrt who likes barely on hrt white men

>>44976236
who?

>>44976462
steve jobs

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any takers

>>44976792
steve jobs is a tomboy puppygirlmoder?

170mph

i hate looking male /b/ros also im gay also that means im a male ecause gay = man loving man = i am a man = man moder = iwnbaw so basically i need to die /b/ros cause ts hurts lowk. couldve beena youmngshit /b/tw, came out at 12 btw then at 18 btw im a lateshit nowthough btw bros

did you get bored why did you come back why are you here again

one day i'll be a cute twinkhon

>>44977107
wdym

https://voca.ro/1oGAz0UkD77P

what :/

i cant tell if its like a sarcastic bit or a rant

https://voca.ro/15Ur3poLBKhP

im a gay man ur ai also this board is ai also this reality is targeting me

alright, but what do you want from me. sex?

you havent changed at all

>>44977254
>>44977234
not funny megan

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this bratty latina barista just misgendered me at starbucks

if i stopped talking, just leave me alone

>>44977234
>>44977254
they hated him for he spoke the truth

i actually think about this a lot, like all the time.