My name is Staff Sergeant Lily Lovehole, and I served in Biden’s elite Gender Division doing gender research for four years. We developed a test to identify young trans eggs using a Barbie and a GI Joe. AFAB who took the GI Joe and AMAB who took the Barbie were properly identified as eggs and sent for immediate gender reassignment surgery and placed in a child soldier training track for the divison. No I will not defend or argue the ethics of child soldiers right now, it is not the point. What matters now is two children defied all known rules of gender and reached for both toys simultaneously. One was AFAB and the other AMAB. We thought we may have identified two universal gender entities and quickly came up with a plan. The AFAB was renamed Dixie Million and had all 534 penises from the other cohorts gender reassignment surgery grafted to xir along with an elephants dose of estrogen. The AMAB was named Lilith Powerod and given 800cc breast augmentation and penile enlargement surgery. Both children quickly began displaying incredible gender powers. The biological female had a males ability to reason and solve math and the biological male flunked the combat vehicle training courses, showing driving mastery only previously seen in females.Trump has learned of these two and is trying to get his tiny hands on them destroy Iran. We have sent them away to safety in Portland but it’s only a matter of time before he finds them. Every day more former soldiers in the division go dark, I know we are being hunted. Find Dixie Million and Lilith Powerod in Portland. We are running out of time.
