Qott: what's the worst nightmare you've ever had and the best dream you've ever hadPrev: >>44974146
master duels down for maintenance guess i have to watch gay porn for five hours
Dead cope general
One time I had sex with 9 girls in 3 months and I can't stop thinking about those days
Can someone recommend music to fuck twinks to
wheres my volcel aryan sissy twink kitten pantie wife (male)
>>44977631Scott Walker - The Drift
has anybody seen rick?
>>44977592
>>44977744Mogged the entire thread in 1 post/thread
>>44977631https://youtube.com/watch?v=iUGq66jYnOc
>>44977581I don’t want to answer either
Convince me it’s a good idea chat
where areall the sexy ass white hons at
>>44977797convince you of what, exactly
>>44977811Should I try asking her out?
Swiped right on the greasy haired gamer twinkhon. Pray for me. I have never needed anything more than this.
>>44977821tell me about her first
>>44977825she has a cock, norwood 3, plans to finish her bachelors by 27 now that her medication is stable. shes my dream girl
the only things estrogen did to me is prevent me from growing facial hair and made me have no refractory period, aside from that it's just placebo
>>44977825It’s personal she’s has a lot of wonderful qualities that I find attractive she is complicated and compelling because of that
>>44977854What about the boobs?
>>44977854I want to fuck you in front of people early in the day then at night I wanna do some coke and Molly and have you fuck me in front of people or in a perfect scenario we get another hot guy with a big cock and you share it with me! Honestly babe I do love you but there's certain things I want/need to be in a relationship. I want/need a cock/pussy/ass loving slut like me and I want to want those things and not to do it because I want it. I know I'm not like other guys and I really don't get jealous if you flirt or fuck anyone to be honest that's what I want! When you were trying to be my girlfriend I hated it but when you sent me that video of kissing that other guy I was so turned on and that's what I want especially when I can't have you it's so hot because you're hot. I know that's a lot and it's stuff I've already told you already but I think this time you'll believe me that I won't get jealous
https://voca.ro/1ec17OkvFvsl
good bbc morning
>>44977898is this a copypasta
>>44978041Someone trying to be funny but looking weird instead probably.
Gay sex with tranners?
>>44978139you have to call it straight
trsbbings all my wife
goof morny
beepy on the 'gram
>>44978218Good morning
>>44978227how are you doing anon?
>>44978233I'm doing pretty well, woke up to a nice message and now having a leisurely day at the zooHow about you?
im so fucking fat
>>44978267i’m not too bad. lil tired because i went to bed a bit late. don’t remember any dreams sadly. anything cool at the zoo?
all the eggs i cracked had double yolksneat
Today I'll shitpost in my broken English again.t.brown tranny
fuck my fucking life i hate it i hate evverything about it
>>44978313Good for you.
>>44978308Did you check the package if you accidentally bought double yolks?
>>44978284A lot animals are still waking up it seems. Mostly seen Canadian geese and some yaks and camels. Walking between the lemurs nowDo you have work or uni today or can you take your rest?
>>44978315damn we are having the same kind of day
this is the face id make if i met god
i wish everyone ive ever met could forget i exist
A 52% chance of being born a girl and I ended up a smelly boy
>>44978319didn’t realize this was a thing but no. for me it’s normal great value large>>44978322waow what a cute lemur!!!i have work today but im not that sleepy so its all good
tfw 27
so when you hear people behind you laughing do you just assume it’s at you as well, or did you have a normal experience in high school?
>>44978386yes, always
Why I'm a retarded loser 5'3 tranny in a place where average height is 6'4?
>>44978373Have a nice day at work>>44978390Where the hell do you live?
>>44978399No way I'm doxing myself. Unless you're a cute transbians...
there’s a girl sitting really close to me who has her hair done identically to me and has a similar piercing setup too but she’s cis lmaoooooooo gonna kms
bigen has one of those fuckass playdoh link pictures as the op and this letting agent is insisting i transfer £500 with no contract and i am for sure going to throw up in the next five minutes. this sucks
>>44978431twerks a little
>>44978431>bigen has one of those fuckass playdoh link pictures as the opExchuse me but that is Cloud.
>>44978439not appropriate. read the room
>>44978421blaire blaire dont despair!that means u have cis girl taste and u soulpass, congrats!
>>44978431idk anything about anything but that sounds sustheres lots of apartment scams out there...
>>44978443oh you're absolutely right i didn't even realise they're always link
>>44978451right.... i dunno they've been weird for a minute im starting to be like should i just cut my losses...
>>44978431>is insisting i transfer £500 with no contractNever do anything like that.
>>44978461obviously right. but london is crazy apparently most of the flats are tied up in gangland shit it feels like every single person i have talked to about a flat seems to be doing this for the first time. something funny going on
>>44978458yea idk i dont like the sound of it
Sup bitches
>>44978504dada
>>44978508Good sissy
>>44978518yay
>>44978446>blaire blaire don’t despair!what a lovely little rhyme, thank you for this :)excellent way of looking at it btw, very hard not to get all caught up in “what could have been…” but yes you are right i shall take this as a win for today, thank you miss mamo :)>>44978431are you going to do it? letting agents are very reliable and trustworthy, definitely not soulless harpies
>>44978528im demanding a proper contract they are not taking it well
I have a good reason to be up at 6am. Making my sister and mother some breakfast than im going to drop my dog off at the doctors office. ive had about 5-6ish hours of sleep so once the some comes up I'll be recharged.I dont think im necessarily Afraid of driving a car im more afraid of the costs of said car. I actually wouldnt mind driving a dented and scratched car, I like shitbox aesthetic so long as it can get where it needs to go.I havent had a dream in weeks if not months. My medication stops me from dreaming, so I dream during the day.
>>44978532wow what an incredible green flag i can’t see any reason why you’d be sus of that, why are you being so difficult with them?ngl i think you need to genuinely have something wrong with you to want to be a letting agent, it’s the same as those people who go round the streets ticketing cars yknow? who would actually choose that as a career, not surprised the london ones are even more psychotic about it
>>44977744if bee is 5'3" then her bf must be like 5'5
>>44978564to be honest i am full of love for letting agents at this point because i've been dealing directly with so many landlords through this openrent bullshit. at least the letting agents know what council tax is.... its so miserable out here
Your mental health improves as much as from psychiatric medication if you walk 5000 steps a day
anyway i have sent an absolutely scathing email and i feel a little guilty now
>>449785715000 is not a lot
>>44978573Post a sexually charged but scathing vocaroo
>>44978580https://voca.ro/1mVh3cHU0yEj
>>44978360i want to be your bf
>>44978589fag voice <3
>>44978589Why send this? Why continue the interaction with obvious scammers? You wouldn't actually rent from them at this point
i keep having nightmares of missing work
>>44978589That was scathing!
>>44978600because its fucking ALL OF THEMMMM they are literally all doing bullshit like this constantly. i have applied for maybe 50 properties over the last couple of weeks and been ratfucked by every single one of them in a different unique way
._.
>>44978609So it sounds like being a scammer is standard practice and your email is wrong
>>44978609Wagwan alakeium. Yous thought man was gassed to have you in these endz? Man don't want trans gyaldem in london ahaha ha ha ahahaha. Truss, you is never going to find a gaf here allow it and if yous get a whip the yutes is going to crack it yea.
>>44978606i am not best pleased. idk i feel like i wouldn't be mad if i was at my usual price point like i have rented plenty of times before at a budget that is around half of what i am expecting to pay for these london flats and i have never in my life had just constant bullshit on this level. i don't know if it's a london thing or if this is just what renting is like now but like there's some pretty serious money involved here by my metrics im expecting people to like. just know what they're doing... i hate being a karen but there comes a point>>44978618see that's the fun part they're all running completely different scams. this is the first time someone's tried to get a deposit without a contract but they've been like advertising a property as furnished and then being like oh actually all of the furniture is heavily damaged so we are gonna have to remove it :/ or there's bait flats to get you into their system so they can sell you more expensive ones. places that need extensive work over several months that they expect you to pay rent for that they don't tell you about until after the fuckin deposit. dont even get me started on the wild GDPR shit>>44978622i can assure you i will not be getting a whip. do anglos really write gaff with one f that's so fun
>>44978627never shoulda went tae lydia's gaff ooft. ooft. ooft lydia here we go gonna drop it down to the floor pick it back up cause ye cannae dae a slut drop ya hoor and everybody knows you've got scabies on your toor yes that is it everybody knows its ceres mcfick. thats it you're a wee bitch. enjoy my ex ya wee shit
>>44978627You can live with me my little slampigletI'm in the US though
Sisters Bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich is done.
>>44978632Ya let me just commute to my in person office job from america. stupid BITCH
>>44978637Youd figure something outYour so smart for your age
>>44978636it looks so beautiful sister thank you for sharing that with us
>>44978638I'm [REDACTED] i feel like if you haven't figured things out by this point you probably aren't going to. if this is smart for my age i weep for the other [REDACTED]yos out there because i am fighting for my fucking life
>>44978636check your cholesterol
>>44978636good post sister
>>44978639No problem, i liked how it turned out todaym.>>44978645No no this isnt for me. My sister is a lot thinner and has trouble cooking for herself all the time.>>44978646Thank you :D
>>44978636Tranner gf who makes stuff like this for us <3
>>44978650I wish you were my sister
>>44978653Chaser btw
Had a dream that I met a nice cute cis woman who liked me and then I woke up and realized that all I have is a tranner im dating that treats me like garbage
>>44978653im delighted you feel that way anon >>44978651I hope one day you CAN have that.>>44978661Thats okay, if they are a chaser they could be my brother.>>44978666Why do you stay?
>>44978650oh you meant. it's "sister's bacon egg and cheese". i thought you were saying "sisters, the bacon egg and cheese is done". i thought i was sisters
>>44978666Good for her
>>44978669Well... In a way all humans are connected through a shared ancestry so who knows maybe my ancestors is related to yours.>>44978676Good evening Wulfim, its the morning for me. What have you been playing?
goob morbin i dont want to go to work
>>44978679i feel that any connection between our ancestors may not be a particularly happy story. i would prefer to imagine we are entirely unrelated if thats okay with you LMFAO
>>44978679https://voca.ro/1e1QKf7QP0GO
>>44978681goob morbius why don't you want to go to work me too btw
>>44978681saammmeee it makes me want to dieee
>>44978684because i have been working from home too long and im afraid of people again. hru miss mouse>>44978686i believe in us cibi. we got this! hru otherwise?
>>44978694not great. I'm a very lonely person and I had a nightmare last night about missing work and I'm in debt. The only thing I sort of have going for me is my job is somewhat "prestigious", but I hate my job and want to get out as soon as possible
Not all transbians but always a transbian
>>44978705TRVKE
>>44978704the whole point of a prestigious job is that it looks great on a cv, right? i hope you can find something a little less soul crushing chibi. im chering u on
good bbc morny
>>44978703if he's 6ft you'd be below chin level, one of you is lying. also he looks ugly as fuck
>>44978703Not that anon but it’s literally impossible for him to be 6 feet tall and that close to your height if you’re 5 foot 3. Are you retarded? He looks around 5 foot 5 or 5 foot 6. You’re either lying about his height or about yours.
>>44978711good morning doppelmaus. are you working today too
>>44978694i am doing good it’s 4c out right now so im in heaven!!!! :D
>>44978716i say that like im working i dont want to steal valour. theres just a certain feeling to the gen this time of day when everyone is mentally bracing for impact
>>44978710yeah hopefully :/ thank u
>>44978421Why are you so creepy nobody wants to hear about how cis women make your penis hard nobody cares about the status of your penis
>>44978703that is NOT what an 8 inch height diff looks like lmao
>>44978716i'm working on driving my bbc fetish forward
>>44978725Ganbare sissykun..... Ganbare
>>44978725
>bee’s bf is 5’5 can’t wait until he troons out on her and mogs her
>>44978725How are you gonna drive it forward it feels like it's kinda hit a wall right. What's next for bbc
Bee has a tall, white boyfriend and she's a fucking meth freak. It stands up to reason that these troons who can't lock down a man must be even worse.
>>44978704that’s rough cibi. i hope you can get somewhere better and make friends at that new job too>>44978718i like the cold but that’s too cold! glad you enjoy it tho :)
>>44978703girl he playing in yo face
Her bf did nothing wrong, he probably doesn't even know she takes the pics to brag about it in an online vietnamese ladygirl forum
i just feel like there are bigger things to talk about in bee's relationship than their relative heights. they're constantly on and off, he's clearly cheated on her and she knows about it, and there's some evil third party planting "seeds of doubt" like
>>44978742him being short makes it all so much funnier tho
>>44978742Like i don't care if he's 5'8 im more worried that he has repeatedly made it clear that he just does not like her
does bronya know that employers track everything you do in the office with cameras and computer logging software they can see you on the phone
>>44978735>What's next for bbcmouse's mouth and sissypussy
Anyone notice how chud trannies can get boyfriends but woke trannies can't
>>44978741this she’s obviously lying about his height to us but that doesn’t mean he’s not honest about it. poor lil guy
>>44978712>>44978713>>44978724>>44978731>>44978742>>44978746>>44978749>>44978756Trip on Dawgy/Steve
>>44978750yes and i am so excited to start working on that exact software!!! i am looking forward to bringing it to more companies. anyway i get a company phone so im gonna be like maji high budget idgaf if they watch me poop if i get a nice phone out of it. do you think they'll let me put a cute case on it or is that unprofessional. i was thinking something like picrel
her head may be twice the size of mine but that gock be fire tho
>>44978761My trip is on. Im bronya. I dont like either of those people>>44978746>>44978756right like this is the funniest and also most believable outcome to me is that she is lying about both of their heights. i dont know why people are so obsessed about height like its psychotic
>>44978761bad nooticer lol. I don't care about the sissy drama this is just objectively funny as fuck
>>44978753why are you so fixated on me
>>44978787I will never be this guy (and that's a good thing)
>>44978787why are you covering his face now we just saw it. was he just bogged in this one
>>44978787girl please what are you doing I'm cackling
>44978703bee. friendly advice. he needs masseter implants for his jaw and leg lengthening surgery to ascend. it's over for him without masseter implants and LLS. sub5 and invisible to women.
>>44978778we share the same interests i felt a connection between us
their hands are the same size lol
>>44978801what interests do we share
when she asked him if it’s ok if she posts him online he probably thought she meant instagram or something not flipping 4chan
>>44978815bbc
>>44978821I almost felt sorry for the guy but then she posted the pic with him in a collar and a leash and t b h he deserves this all. Yes I am shaming him.
>>44978826that’s not something i’m interested in
hate my shitty work phone. Who in their right mind uses shitty android pixel phones. Google must give my company a good deal on them ugh android is so bad
>>44978823this is from the same time as that other one you posted. don't have many photos together? guess its not like you can grab one from his socials, right?
>>44978833i hate those pixels too ughhh im for sure gonna end up with one of those. sucks
Can I get a qrd on why bee makes the trannies so mad?
>>44978831we've all seen your posts before there's no reason to be scared
>>44978847i don’t think you make anyone mad you’re just a bizarre person and unintentionally funny
chasers please form an orderly queue
>>44978854you were the one that made those posts larping as me though
>>44978855I'm not bee. Why's she lolcow then. Imagine I phrased my post in the way that makes you actually tell me what's happening
>>44978858shhhhh that's our secret
>>44978867dada im scared
All I can tell from that picture is that his ribcage is smaller than hers and she's topping him
where dada ._. when was the last time he posted?
>>44978873dada gone ._.
>>44978867what am i looking at
>>44978875abandoned ._.
>>44978880scared ._. all alone
im sleepy
>>44978886WAKE UP
>>44978886Go to sleep.
i deleted all my pictures of myself. i love getting rid of things
fuck my shitty femcel life
>>44978891Take a new picture of yourself RIGHT NOW so you can delete it. That's a pro tip
>>44978883scawy without dada ._. who will change our diapeys now? we have to manifest his return
>>44978887>>44978888ERROR
>>44978900no. i have plenty of other pictures i can delete
>>44978902manifesting ._.
>>44978891I have most of them saved if you need them
>>44978903You have to listen to me because im prettier>>44978904If you delete me it kills me in real life btw
Watched some raceplay pornits pretty goodthread no archive thoughporn mostly sucks thoughpier/beach was boringmight go to bardont wanna drink but where else do adults go besides the bar and the club
>>44978914why are you watching raceplay porn at 5 in the morning?
>>44978703This is her brother probably. Looks to be 5'6"-5'7" 135 lbs
>watched some raceplay pornme and mouse
Make me borscht
>>44978918Malebrained and coomerbrained
>>44978918i got bored of leaguebut also I didn't mean now.now the porn is boringthat thread i mean is maybe a week agoright now i skimmed but nothing good
>>44978930Everything is boring, you are growing up
>>44978930why are you up so late tho
>>44978910please delete them all>>44978928you are borscht
>>44978922dopplemaus are you a chaser or a tranny i’m curious to learn more about you
>>44978945It's maiq
>>44978949does maiq have a bbc fetish?
wwyd if you had to go to work 9 hours a day until you died
>>44978954sort of
>>44978943idk>>44978935true
>>44978945i'm no chaser or tranny i'm simply maiq
What do you do when you're at the orchiectomy room waiting for the doctor and hear screaming and crying in the next room?
>>44978930Nicholsons bbc erisismid@gmail aureliasthethird
do you understand the amazing feeling of throwing everything into the trash
>>44978944I can't do that, i use them daily
>>44978944Im borscht now
>>44978970yeah a good purge is nice. don’t kys okay?
What are we going to do for Halloween? I mean as a gen
>>4497899820 person horse costume
>>44978998gay sex furry rave
>>44978998we’re all going to fuck a great big pumpkim
>>44978998I was thinking we could do like a crypt theme where we all larp as zombies. the idea of zombies hanging out in a graveyard having a good time seems so festive right
>>44978998the chasers will have sex with each other
y is it so cute
>>44979008I like it but instead of eating brains we want to eat bussy
>>44979016right like its such a fertile ground for the usual cg posts. or charnel ground i guess. i just like when we break up the threads a little it's fun to live seasonally
>>44978998dudegrass
Thoughts on high protein milk?
>>44979032it tastes a bit than regular milk desu
>>44978973you have to do it>>44978976hi borscht>>44978977no promises
>>44979039(borscht noises)
>>44978902>>44978909I miss him.
>>44979036A bit what?
>>44979032>ultrapurwhat is that cat milk
>>44979047need dada ._. who will change my diapie
>>44979048oops i meant it tastes a bit better
>>44979041sloppy
>>44979049I think the lactose removal would probably make cats digest it better so yes actually
>>44979058kinda sexy right
>>44979062no. i hate soup
>>44979070your heart is cold anc ruel
Bronya will never know I posted Borscht and I make Borscht on Christmas Eve for my family
>>44979062it looks so good i wanna dip my toes in it
>>44979071yes
with a dollop of daisy
hehe yay
>>44979075isnt it sexy im getting hungry just looking at it. i like the idea of chopping up an egg to top a soup i should be doing that more. makes me want to eat a kalitta with jäiččävoi
>>44979083If i sent you photos will u delete them for me my google drive is full nad i wont be able to send or receive emails in 28 days
>>44979087let me deleted your email account
>>44979083idgi
>>44979100NO i need that to argue with scammers
>>44979102im deleting all the pictures off my phone :)>>44979105i dont care
>>44979108You have to care. Care about me right now
>>44979108howcomedont like em? i hope ur not losing any cute animal pics or smthor past cooking with stu episodes...
Twerking my ass in misery
You feel a deep fear as you take your tranner to the doctors office and shes pulled away from you, shes confused and begins clutching onto you. But you know whats happening, she needs this its for her own good.No matter how much she pleads she's pulled into the other room and her screams are drowned out the moment the door latches shut.>"Please, come by later and she'll be ready for pickup"You nod and smile, you take your leave and on the road home alone you ponder on how you will spend this time alone, in blissful peace and quiet.
>>44979110no. i will never care>>44979115its fun to get rid of things. i deleted all my twitter posts too. i didnt delete any good animal pics or food i made except really boring stuff like spaghetti
>>44979127logging onto the internet to flex that i am grovelling on my hands and knees for a guy who does not care if i live or die
>>44979117its supposed to be a thong idiot
>>44979132Care right now. ALSO TYOUR TWEETS WERE MY FAVOURITE
>>44979138I didnt have a thong is misery no good
>>44979139they are gone forever. i dont care even a little bit that i deleted them
>>44979132can you please repost your airplane should beep like car tweet
>>44979144what was your favourite one that you deleter
Hey stu can you slap your ass on voca please?
i wonder where mils imdev is these days
>>44979146ok done. i should have kept that one ur right>>44979148all the replies telling people to kill themselves >>44979151no!
>>44979133omg i do this too!!!!
>>44979151https://voca.ro/17vLxtByeHvD
>>44979154based>>44979159can you fucking STop
*Expresses your anal glands*
>>44979164MOAR
>>44979132that makes senseit's good to do some cleaningi have been thinking of doing similar
>>44979083Give them to me instead
>>44979170https://voca.ro/1mMZsKXJds7Ii did it a little harder this time... it hurt QQ
>>44979176backshots with you would go crazy
>>44979169gets nervous and squirts really really far >///<
this is what my twitter looks like now. its an improvement
>>44979180https://voca.ro/1lhcvvmqXaeQhere's a voca i recorded riding a toy earlier
hello cg :D
>>44979183hashtag #cool
>>44979189HHHNGNGNNGG NEED YOU ON MY COCK ASAP
>>44979190szia! its another beautiful autumn afternoon. have the leaves started to change for you yet
>>44979197hope your place has good soundproofing!
*sucks your dick*
>>44979189https://voca.ro/17EweYmYT2fm>>44979198szia :D they have!! some of them have finally started going orange / yellow ^.^
>>44979205kicks you hard without looking away from the thread>>44979206uwahh... so lewd... i cant believe you would post something so shameless...they started to change here a week or two ago and it's been so pretty... i like this early stage where its just beginning the best having so much green mixed in is rly beautiful
Bronya if i send you a picture of me naked on discord will you rate me on a scale of 1 to 10?
>>44979189i love that bronya rides a dildo every morning before going to work
>>44979218No why would i do that>>44979221im actually packing up my sex toys right now. Should i throw out those nipple clamps from last halloween or do we think there's a scenario where i use them again
>>44979225Because i'm insecure
>>44979231Without even looking i know your body is atleast an 8 if you are asking this question.
people are complimenting me at work…
>>44979249Promotion coming soon, if not. Ask for it, demand it. Use your likability to gain more wealth you deserve it.
>>44979225Like they are pretty cute but up close you can see how cheap the construction is and it really annoys me that the plastic of the clamp is an entirely different colour. I want to attach them to a top but the only way I can think of to do it is to like... remove the plastic over the nipple, get some kind of bar to pass through the fabric, and then weld the ends? I need to find somewhere in London i can rent manufacturing equipment actually I've just been using the university stuff here
I’m bored, someone ask me a question now!I’ll be mildly irritated if you don’t
>>44979256true…
>>44979231Literally how could that help in any way. it's fine if you're ugly but you can't really afford to be slow too
>>44979217it iss!!!! its started super late here,,, its really worrying,,,, i mean its still like 16c :(((
i wish i could delete people
>>44979270Ominous foreshadowing
>>44979266i keep seeing stuff saying it's going to be hot all through winter which is. terrifying to me. but the people i meet in the secular world seem to not be so worried so maybe it won't be a big deal. i just want to see tianmen mountain in the snow while it still falls....
Why do I have to poop at the same time every morning?
>>44979280you have a healthy gut
>>44979280That's a good thing bruv>>44979270I can delete you any time i want to kid
>>44979261um um whats your favorite album of all time
they/them gay/gem clownthey "drag" performer girlfriend i mean afab theyfriend
>>44979280Could be coffee or nicotine getting things moving if you do those at the same time every morning
>>44979297please do it
>>44979300The Cockles - Yellow Cock
>>44979305No i'd lose the opportunity to track you down, gank you irl with a red orb and loot your souls and stuff
>>44979261what are 5 ways in which I am better than every other user of this board? Try to select reasons from a range of different categories. (8)
>>44979313i dont have anything
>>44979278its actually so scary :(idk why you wouldnt be worried about it being 20 degrees in OCTOBER?!?!?
I was informed that the western civilization will collapse if I have hot steamy sex with a transfoid, I am at crossroads, what do I do.
>>44979302It sucks that you're not the nightclub type cause you're exactly in the demo that would like love a drag show. We shouldv find you a brunch event or something
*gets home and opens chasergen**writes post*ok google send tweet
>>44979314- You have a hot fagcent - You smell like old cheese (I am french i love that) - You are aware of your quirked up white girl status - Your racism and biggotry speaks on how passionate of a person you are - Fat fucking arse
>>44979257i thought they were earrings T~T
>>44979300Waiting to spill - The Backseat Lovers>>44979314>the aura>the consistency >the vaguely ominous air >the sense that you have a grinch like smile everytime you post something >the indifference of an old god
>>44979319it literally feels like summer like I keep going to switch out what clothes I have in rotation and just being like. the summer pieces are still the most appropriate ones... the future is scary. and I'm the type that does well in the cold but hates the heat why couldn't it be heat death or something instead!!!!
>>44979317You have at least one (uno) soul on you, maybe even a humanity
>>44979329woof
MPD isnt real, they just have several souls in one body
>>44979336In my mind bronya has only one piece of clothing and it's a huge rag with holes for her arms and legs
>>44979331I'm not racist just because I have a normal empathetic response to the history of Serbia>>44979332oh they would make cute earrings right??? i don't really wear silver jewellery though... they would b so cute on like a thin hoop tho and easy to make...>>44979334wait these are so sweet okay I'm satisfied. they are a little LLM coded though so I am going to have to give it zero marks>>44979349Yeah I have exactly that I streamed some of me sewing it I should finish that up
>>44979356But I just write like that!
>>44979302what is it about seeing this that fills me with such contemptit didnt start out that way, it started out as just a lack of feeling which curdled into bitterness once i had taken in the full spectaclethe sheer mediocrity on display, the feigned sensuality that misses the mark and leaves me feeling suddenly more aware of the lifelessness of my own inner worldis this truly all there is
>>44979356>the history of SerbiaTop 5 things that don't exist
hey its me, its verity. ask me any thing. I know ablout a million things. the fourth lyric of the song.
>>44979336yea ive been wearing like my summer clothes all month o.o
>>44979359that means you're spending too much time talking to LLMs! Go call someone on the phone and see how they're doing
>>44979356is silver jewelry bad thats theh only kind i have
>>44979364lol>>44979373I'm worried I'm gonna get heatstroke from moving south... im glad I'm going at the start of winter so I have time to adjust
When i was young there was this guy who was my neighbor and he had these two pugs that i liked playing with, id climb into the tree in his backyard because the dogs couldnt see me if I stayed still.He had a lot of corn, like a lot. He owned a grill and he'd let me help him peel his corn, all the corn had husks on them. Chill guy, enjoyed playing with his dogs.Didn't remember much else about him just peeling the husks off his corn and his dogs.
>>44979329>how much more desirable they are.Literally nobody said that LMAO we were just making fun of you because you're trashy as fuck and reply every time
humanity is a dull performance
i know i should eat but i dont really feel like eating and im craving smth sweet instead but i have no sweets so i will probably just not eat
>>44979379nono not at all! i used to wear it a bunch but I just like how gold looks on my skin tone better im weirdly pretty warm toned and tan really easily considering my extraction. and it's easier to have it all be the same right. not that I really care about mixing metals but >>44979402i feel like you gotta put that at the start of the bio like the tone shift is brutal LMAO>>44979384i want to live the existence that this guy lives in your memory. just dogs and corn baby>>44979399I've always thought there should be more full meal options that are sweet in flavour and not like desserts. i usually end up going to a like rice box place near here that does all the takeout classics but they changed up their fried rice to "make it healthier" (cut costs) and it sucks now
I only identify as bi so I can get away with repeating gay jokes
>>44979419You just get mocked a lot and don't even realize it, which is funny so people keep doing it
https://voca.ro/1c7gRCkmjHKuam I high
>>44979423where is her upper lip
>>44979429do you use the swipe keyboard? i always find using that with an index finger like the side of it to be the easiest option. did you get proper acrylics can we see a closeup im genuinely really jealous I love having long nails like that but it's just not realistic for my lifestyle :(
>>44979423o i seei dont have any gold cuz its frigging expensive except for one necklace my mom gave me that used to be hers, its a gold coin that was fashioned into a necklace i like it but i dont wear it that often idk i feel like my sloppy boymoder style doesnt rly admit jewelry
>>44979423i have often thought about just living off of meal replacement gunk but i did the math and it wouldnt rly save me money so im basically just paying extra to subsist off of shitty nutrient slop
>>44979458she kinda ate here ngl
>>44979423looks like this guy
im hopping around like a little rabbi
>>44979466one day my cock will be in your ass
>>44979449Winning in a 4chan thread...
>>44979118>average interactive story made in twine
>>44979466Tweet this
bee's bf on the leftdawgy on the right
>>44979465i would buy those>>44979470nope>>44979481ok. ill do anything people want
>>44979362simply be less mad>>44979326ew no i hate drag. it's icky
>>44979483
>>44979504How did you get this picture of me?
>>44979508waow you’re so handsome
>>44979505
goodnight asexual anongoodnight asexual mouse and keyboardgoodnight asexual pichu and pichugoodnight asexual bronya and stugoodnight asexual sanitygoodnight asexual epicstylegoodnight asexual closetgoodnight asexual wulfimgoodnight asexual pichugoodnight asexual wimo and mamogoodnight asexual cibi and blairegoodnight asexual pichu
>>44979451oh no yeah I own absolutely zero real gold pieces they are WAY out of my budget. but maybe one day... id like to invest in something nice that'll last a long time. although idk with how i move i don't really want to be carrying like expensive jewelry on me QQthat necklace sounds so beautiful it's a real heirloom! you should try experimenting with it a little if you already have the pieces right? if nothing else they might bring you some good luck>>44979458SLAYYYYYYI need more CG reaction emotes >>44979465Doesn't but ok>>44979497
I'm full of poop AND vomit right now. What a living.
>>44979520goodnight asExual E!!
>>44979520goodnight!
>>44979504boyfriend
>>44979520https://voca.ro/1lLof1ubG5xy
>>44979529he’s mine sorry i called dibs
>>44979520Sleep well :)
>>44979520nini
>>44979515Thank you sweetie
>>44979520goodnight you
>>44979520today we are all asexual. gn mr e
Neither of you have lips and that's okay, white people just be like that
>>44979547u think about girls projecting their lips onto yours often?
>>44979556calm down mouse
>>44979556i have lips
>>44979505love this pic :D>>44979521ougggg this morning i was like looking at capsule wardrobe ideas on pinterest fighting the urge to spend a bunch of money on a new wardrobe>>44979531maybe i should just buy a bunch of ensureswhat do i have to lose
>>44979562This bit of yours isn't very funny. It's just spam. Needs to be an actual joke.>>44979565Proof?
Good morning. Slept terribly.>>44979556I have lips... My lips are kissable. Veronika said gingers are black.
>>44979570ok i will have that in consideration for next time discordia
>>44979577gmgm wmwm love love wmwm <3 <3sry u slept poorly thats the worst :<
>>44979520Goodnight transbian maid cafe photo>>44979522it really is like this
>>44979534that's okay....
>>44979582This didn't make it any funnier. You suck ass at this!
https://voca.ro/1bBQZbqHyUzcbronya goes flat hunting ep. ?aita>>44979547I didn't say anything about your lips I feel complete solidarity with you on that front i am also a dehydrated white lady >>44979566I have to put parental controls on my Pinterest app I am genuinely deeply and wildly addicted and it is NOT good for my wallet
it feels good knowing ill never post pictures of myself again
>>44979610It'd feel better if you stopped yammering about it too
>>44978571I walked about 12k steps a day for about a year while eating healthy and lifting and lost a ton of weight and it was the worst my mental health had ever been and medication eventually pulled me out of it (and made me fat again)
>>44979616stop yammering in /yammergen/?
>>44979607This voca makes me want to start a podcast so fking bad
>>44979592Goooooood morning mamo mambo.
>>44979624About this, yes.
>>44979519this is litrly me>>44979520nite
>>44979645lets make today a good one! i have decided i will eat something even tho im not hungry!
picture of stu
>>44979651
>>44979643You know what I think it is? Arrogance. Youve been self-replying an awful lot lately. Maybe thats why jokes arent landing anymore. You got too comfortable.
>>44979658stu youve changed
so many ugly fucking faggot on passgen, i shouldn't have gone there
>>44979665We’re supposed to
>>44979669you have a really epic style
>>44979680you’re just trying to get into my pussy
>>44979663If anything I'm self replying less than I ever have that used to be one of my best performing bits. I've just lost the passion all my tricks are boring... the tears of a clown....
>>44979658I like to imagine I'm stu and it's a pov of you taking a picture of me
>>44979658Dada.>>44979653Im about to eat too! Getting breakfast with my brother. :)
>>44979702you won’t stay still >>44979705mama
>>44979712(dotted outline of where stu just was)
Still want to kill myself because of what Blair said
>>44979717Ach buck up
>>44979728Animal crossing horizon
>>44979729Come into my island and partake of my fruits
>>44979732why don’t you make me *giggles*
putting up the $60 tragic clown painting in my bathroom so I can cry in front of it everyday before I go to work
>>44979742Stop being a slut and focusing your education. Slutty little twink
me defending bronya and blaire
>>44979689so what
wwyd if you wanted to go home
>>44979705:D that sounds fun i hope u get smth yummy
>>44979759go to the homeeeeeeeee
>>44979658i wish i had a screenshot of that one post that was like>that is one dumb sissy. there's nothing going on in that headto reply to this type of post with
Goodbye.
>>44979778thank you mamo you’re so kind
feeling like this
i just feel like bee's home smells like farts
I need a screenshot of Rach saying AVENGE ME!
>>44979782sry Dxi just like cyberbullying boymoders
>>44979785like you think it's underventilated or that they're just big brappers
>>44979754Me, rach, and Kayla defending our trannies from the black chaser who posts all the bnwo posts
>>44979552yay
>>44979793That’s me!!!’ ITS not actually Stu!!
>>44979794both i think. i think it's really stinky straight up nasty in there
i’m a big brapper
>>44979813please be a chaser
>>44979771you’re a genius
gonna add this as a twitch emote on my channel
i have been farting so much since i stopped eating junk food
is everyone ready for kyary pamyu pamyu to save music. is everyone ready for the pamyunaissance
>>44979827Good girl
>>44979833
>>44979833the brap cannon is primed and ready to fire sir!
>>44979668Looks fine to me.
>>44979833PLEASEEEE I'm begging you to stop threatening me with your scat video I don't want to see it
>>44979842>>44979844what did i miss?
>>44979842*baps you with my paws* :3
>>44979856Have you ever seen a baby in a crib trying to take a shit?
>>44979862
*leaves*
>>44979759Why can’t you?
>>44979871*paws at you**paws at you**paws at you*
>>44979881Kicks you
>>44979875Come back now.
where is stu
Buying my tranner gf and I matching thermos mugs and she gets like a girly color and I get a manly color, so we can ceep our autumn night hot cocoas warm as we game.
>>44979879job :(((((
>>44979893I like how she's happy sometimes and sadsometimes
>>44979893>>44979910
making fun of my boyfriend's gay thermos in front of his friends
>>44979914bee of glee and delight
>>44979920one day your bf will crack and kill you with a hammer like in Fargo season 1
sissy swag
>>44979928that's my cosmic purpose and I have made my peace with it
>>44979920She'll put on lipstick and kiss the thermos mug so she'll leave an imprint on it and I'll clearcoat the surface to protect the imprint and that way I can always think about her when I'm having a warm beverage especially if we're not together, like I'm driving to work and enjoying coffee from it.
Why are they all so mean to Bee? She's never done anything wrong and she's nice to all of them. I think their just jealous of her.
bf who visits me at work
>>44979914>tfw you're 33 years old and pwn a libtard in the /b/ sissy trap thread
>>44979842This happened to me (chaser btw)
>>44979964Let's have lunch together!
>>44979891comes back. im sorry for leaving
>>44979974yay!
>>44979920Wtf it's cool, it's slate grey and has cool metal band stickers on it
>>44979958throwing rocks at these performative faggots
>>44979984that's crazy are you like emo
>>44979976Don't leave me again.
what did i miss? smells like something went down here
>>44980005bee posted fart videos
There's literally nothing wrong with posting twitchy butthole fart videos
>>44980012False
>>44980005There's suicidal orangutan
>>44980016There literally is. You can’t spread your ass and produce a good fart. You can only produce a good fart with your asscheeks pressed together. It’s the rippling that creates the pleasant sound
>>44979996im sorry. ill never leave again. will you forgive me
>>44980040Not true. Twinks farting with their cheeks spread is incredibly hot.
nuzzles you
u mad transbeans?
What's been up
>>44980043I forgive you.
Bonnya!! My bank account needs attention! hello!!
is it fair to assume every single person knows how to ban evade
For the love of god do not engage
bee's boyfriend looks like a sissy
>>44980105I don’t
>>44980105I imagine there's some people who are a mix of low computer knowledge and just generally uninterested in putting in any effort at all to ban evade
>>44980105No.
Beanboy <3
*bites u*
>>44980132*Bites you back*
*mogs you*
>>44980134ow :c
hungy
>>44980132>>44980134you will never get adopted because you both show signs of aggression
Sad
>>44980148
>>44980105I don’t do it. If I get banned for posting my cock again I will just take the punishment
>>44980166*bites u*
I dont like my trip its yucky. The numbers and letters are not aesthetic.>>44980105Whenever I get banned I just accept it and take the tolerance break anyhow. Its good for you sometimes.
I will never die.
>>44980170you should make a new one using merikens
>>44980012lmao that’s so cunty of her i love that
how 2 be kenough
>>44980170I usually take the 3 day as a sign to go outside unless there is a happening that requires my shitposting of course
>>44980198i wasn’t i didnt treat her how she deserved and now im alone
>>44980198You are Kenough!
I shouldnt have been a bed rotting wuss today and go to that hardware store
do you think im cool
>>44980228Not too late!
>>44980229No.
>>44980206i’m sorry bro>>44980222it’s never kenough
>>44980236it closes soon and I have to wait in home for people who dont have spare keys worse case scenario Ill buy it the day I need it
>>44980240D:
Penny was the pretty hsts latina and she's gone now and we're left with ricci tres
im so cold
>>44980186Is that the program that allows you to pick your trip?..But thats soo much wooork and I couldnt figure it out on linux.
