Qott: Who is your fictional crush?Last: >>44981668
naoya zenin
>>44984907it's Ike
Oh Jean how I wish you’d rail me
>>Qott:Bond
>QOTTRemember Samsung's AI assistant?
>>44984907mine is too problematic
>>44984947Uh oh.
>>44984907Probably Daenerys, I like em a little crazy
>>44984943I don’t know what it says about me that Daniel Craig was hottest when he aimed his gun at the short lived love interests head in skyfall
the question isn't whether or not it's bond. it's which one.
>QOTTThe mythical "tranny that isn't a complete fuckup in life" is my fictional crush
>>44984954she's like 12
>>44984955you want him to cum in you mouth / throat
>>44984958I can be that! I can get implants and be hot and loyal and amazing! Give me a shot man! Come on man!
>>44984907Chel from El Dorado
>>44984966You lost me at implantsCute little HRT tits > fake shitty bolt-ons. Ask your abuser for a chance if he doesn't beat you for it
>>44984953i like the toxic male bully characters what can i say
>>44984965True. People are always like ‘so and so was the best Bond’ meanwhile Daniel Craig mogged the shit out of everyone with the best gun barrel of the franchise in casino royale
>>44984971Okay but that's not quite problematic enough to be this reticent. Are we talking about full on rapist characters or something?
>>44984972i loved craig. everyone of his performances.
>>44984970What would you have me do???? Fat-maxx??????????????>>44984976Craig was the best bond overall and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees
>>44984973no but manipulative and abusive yes! i think it’s because i was heavily bullied homoerotically as a child
>>44984947Mine as well but not for the reason you are thinking
>>44984980For sure, you bring it up like constantly lol
my idea for a bond movie was the bond girl is the big bad. a tranny bond where she transitioned into a woman. in one scene someone misgenders her and she just shoots them dead. cold af. no freak out just bang. silence as the chamber turns as the shell hits the floor.the boss moving on the front lines. a malatov cocktease to bond's samson.
>>44984980just say the character
Friend told me he was a chaser last night when we were drunkPretended I didn't know what he was talking about
>>44984978ya but he's blonde. who woud you a black bond? prime idris elba.
My idea for bond is that bond infiltrates some place, orders a drink, says his name in that retarded way, fucks a girl so hot she makes me insecure, battles some covert secret society big bad, and then suffers some tragedy at the end that sets up the next film
>>44984989Lmao done him DIRTY
>>44984981spooky…>>44984984sorry i promise im normal irl but this is the only place where i can express my sick desires..
>>44984999You're not supposed to go mask off like thatThere's an unwritten code we all adhere to
>>44984978>What would you have me do???? Fat-maxx?????????????Shove that faggot pill up your asshole or whatever trannies do for bigger tits
>>44985004You don't have to apologize to me. We don't even know each other.
>>44984990I’ve been saying Elba should be the next Bond for like 8 years now and I’m still pissed off it isn’t happening I want Elba to replace every British icon. Let him play Sherlock or the Doctor, I love him in everything
If my friend told me he was a chaser, I'd laugh so hard and call him a faggot
>>44985009well it feels nice to be kind and apologize
>>44984907Bugs bunny in drag
>>44985007It’s already up my ass! I want boobs but my body is refusing because it hates me :(
if my friend told me he was a chaser I would try to get ittttt
>>44985013When it's warranted, sure, otherwise it's just conversational morass.
>>44985004I like characters that will betray the world to shape it as they see fit. The hero turned villain that loses themselves and become monsters on the way are the best characters
Is it controversial to say Casino Royale is the only unironically good Bond movie? Like the others are good in a tongue in cheek way but Royale was just a flat out good movie that could hold up without the Bond name
>>44984907>QOTTKoshka
Visibly transgender Bond girl
Lu Bu serves himself
>>44985021morass .. i haven’t heard that word for a while thank you >>44985025this is also hot
>>44985030penitz galore
>>44985030How did just saying that turn me on. I'm an ape.
Told my friends I love trans women and they said "it's chill everyone's a little gay"
>>44985019Yeah but you're a tranny this is differentChaser to chaser you should never admit that
Tittyfucking a tranny and pretending to like it (she has A cups)
>>44985030Havina nopoosy
>>44984907The doctor from the pitt
>>44985026Casino Royale is a great movie but idk if it would hit the same if it were some new character
>>44985042why is it prohibited? why not be honest about it
Pressuring a tranny into titfucking then laughing when she can't do it
>>44985043this is real love btw
Burying Stuart little up to his neck and sending his head fucking flying with a 3-wood
>>44985053It’s borderline a Bourne movie so I’m gonna have to challenge you there
is our favorite /b/ crossdresser here? i cut my bangs a few millimeters shorter on her personal request
>>44984997it's perfect
Leaving my computer on and unlocked to a tab of r/bustynaturals to make her self conscious about her little twink tits
Pressuring a tranny for no reason not even sex just to see her panic
i like to think bond is a monicor. like a code name and sometimes other things happen. like borsnan's bond became and art thief or they broke connery's bond out of jail.
>Mrs. Bond, did you bump your head on the way here or is your brow ridge naturally like that?
>>44984907Always did like Mrs. Lovette. Can't think of any others atm really, I'm sure there must be.
Put that tranny in a situation
pressuring a chaser into letting me muff him
>>44985083I want to be the Mrs Lovett to my chaser’s Sweeney Todd
If we're talking crushes on video games characters I always thought Sephiroth was hot and I want him to spit on me.>>44985066You fucked up your bangs...
>>44985078Moniker btw
Pressuring a tranny to order for herself while on a date (she can't and starts crying)
>>44985083Helena Bonham Carter is goals... she's a very attractive woman
>>44985094how dare you call that fucked up. i could show you fucked up. this is intentional
Hypothetically if a man hugged me and kissed me right now I wouldn’t complain at all. Hypothetically of course
The lady will have the saladOh you have multiple?Just the cheapest one then
>>44985105Backhanding you instead
Gonna eat the rest of that breadAnd have a dr. P too
Ordering for my trans gf but I order something I'm allergic to and then ask her for a bite then die and frame her for premeditated murder
>>44985111Wouldn’t complain about that either. I just want someone to touch me with some degree of passion
>>44985104I call it like I see it Andrea, you fucked up your bangs and your eyebrows look like two commas on your face.
Maybe I should date women again, I’m not attracted to them but they tend to be nicer
Ordering for my transgf and then ordering a bunch of wieners for my self
>>44985127So stupid. I laughed.
>>44985123yeah and i pull it off. you could never.
I want to cook for my t wordBring her breakfast in bed and all that and cuddle and watch RuneScape chunk man account videos
Ordering through the drive thru and when the guy on the PA asks me if I want anything for my side, I tell him "nah she's not hungry"
Butt sex?
>>44985130That's true
Would trannies get upset if you took her to a hotdog place on the first date
stalking his location on google maps and imaging him going about his day when i’m bored
Me, in a desperate for one specific tranny's nudes voice: Yeah I don't mind sleeping while in VC with you
Forgive me for my phrasing because I’m drunk But does me being into men have a different vibe because I’m trans or does it have the same vibe as a gay guy?I don’t know if that made sense
>>44985156I once got asked to do this but it was after getting sent videos of her having sex with her polycule (unsolicited)
>>44985160Yeah one's straight for me to fuck and the other one is gay for me to fuck
>>44985161Were the videos hot?
>>44985152Take her somewhere nice
Spoofing my location on a spare phone I can remote access just in case I need to change my location again
>>44985168Hotdog stand first date is nice
>>44985170NOOOOOO
>>44985160it's definitely a different vibe. unless you think chasers are as gay as gay guys
Why's Pichu so mad today? I'm not the one who fucked up her bangs...
>>44985156I read Alice through the looking glass over VC once as she fell asleep lol
>>44985167Not really she was on a piss soaked bed which she called squirt
Thinking my tranny is watching my phones location and spoofing it to be in the nearest gay club
>>44985161Why are trannies like this?
I would much rather you have the PIN to my debit card and my SSN than my location
>>44985182I am wondering how you came to know this woman and why she sent you the video.
>>44985178woah hold up where was i mad.
>>44985198From when steve was questioning his gender
She is mad, mad cute
>>44985197i like having his location to know he made it home safe
>she was on a piss soaked bed which she called squirt
Send me ur location?
>>44985214It is a kind of ballsy as hell move
>>44985198This girl was in a discord and at a comic con and "getting followed by a creep" and asked if someone could call her and pretend to be her boyfriend and ask to meet her so she could get up and walk away and let shake the guy off. So I do it and then she asks to hang out on VC later and watch TV and then we watched trailer park boys and she started masturbating during it and sent me the videos
>>44985204I guess you weren't mad then, my bad.
Squirting all over his face
How often does the I had no idea you were trans gambit pan out for you
>>44985220trannies are insane LMAO
Bubbles saying "holy fuck, boys" the moment she fagmoans and cums
>>44985223how fucking dare you. check yourself. watch your step. jesus christ.
>>44985220Hard not to bust one out when Trailer Park Boys is on, must've been a Randy heavy episode. Funniest shit ever though, dude lmao.
Oh boy! I’m making a big mistake because I’m a sad lonely faggot!
>>44985230thanks for that visual
>>44985214all squirt is piss anyway desu
>>44985227Here's a better one:>she tells you she's trans>you pretend to be conflicted and say you need to think about it>you call her a day later and say you don't care that she's trans and that you still like her
>>44985248I enjoyed the years of people being like >NO ITS NOT PISSLike lmao, sorry brother, you have a piss fetish
>>44985255You’re a supervillain
Can I piss on you?
>>44985255spoiler: she has blown two people in the time it took you to "come around"
I usually don't do this but I'll make an exception because you're just so cute
>>44985262I'm evil, nigga. I emotionally manipulate trans women for my own amusement and sexual pleasure, my nigga.
>we watched trailer park boys and she started masturbating during it and sent me the videos???
>>44985267The goal is to impregnate and evacuate, not to wife up, but trve. They do be whores.
>>44985274I'm still laughing about it
>>44985236When you going to have another puritanical Christ cuck rant about how sex is le devil? For all old times sake
>>44985274She started breathing heavy and talking about wanting to get fucked unconscious while roleplaying like a dog and that she had a leash toy that had a handle attachment for making her pass out. And she started moaning my name and moaning generally and cameAnd trailer park boys was playing in the background and she was sending me nudes and videos of sex with her polycule
>>44985255this wouldn't work, she'd accept that you don't want her and move on by the time you call her so youd just get ignored
>>44985272:)
Tell me (in a way that doesn't appeal to emotion) why it's wrong to tell trans women white lies that stroke their ego so they suck your penis in the back of your car
>>44985288LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO"idk why men don't treat me well"
tried gpt astrawhat's the point of programmers now man. it can literally churn out full apps in 5 minutes
>>44985302boymoding today
>>44985286 nah im over that. now i want a guy dressed as a stone golem to rail me while im dressed as an elf
>>44985296Does it have to be in the backseat?
Being mid and clocky sucks I’m never going to have a satisfying sex life :( I’ve had good sex with men like twice and never have even gotten a kiss from a cute masc twink. I haven’t even had a decent talking stage with a guy yet this year. I feel totally undesired by men it fucking sucks.
>>44985313That's good to hear
>I've been thinking a lot about what you said last time we saw each other. Its not the fact that you're trans that bothers me. Its the fact that I've been thinking nonstop about you ever since you told me. I've never met a girl so sweet that she's running through my mind all weekend. There's just something about you I can't quite put my finger on but I'd love to find out, regardless if you're trans or not. Wanna meet up this upcoming Friday for drinks?Trannies, would this work on you?
>>44985302Can i see your bussy babe?
Why wouldn't you just say something like "that's not a problem for me"?
>>44985334>>44985292
>>44985341For real. The emotional manipulation is absurd
>You're trans? Yeah, you and the last three. Speaking of which, I need to take this call
>>44985334too much fluff desu. id see right through you
>>44985341This is the right answer The mind games and lies are for children
>>44985338my sissy shithole?
>>44985341Well yeah, duh. People are just being funny.
I jacked off any am still horny and now i feel sad that it was meaninglessI hate my meat puppet I wish I had a boyfriend
Meeting a girl on cg and saying “ you are trans? No way”
>>44985347
>>44985369Oh shit. My bad bro
>>44985368someone tried this on me once and it didn't work
>>44985362Your sissy shit slitYour trans turd cutterYour tight asspussyYour sexy fagina
>>44985373Wait are you trans? No way I didn’t know that
What are trannies for if not for practicing your manipulation skills on?
here's my transer perspective>you tell her that her being trans is a problemshe believes you.she gives up on you.she feels sad.>you immediately tell her that her being trans is NOT a problemshe doesn't believe you.she wonders why you're lying and starts to distrust you.she feels sad.>you take a day and then come back with an "i don't mind"she doesn't buy it.she wonders who guilted you into pitying her when you clearly don't want her.she gives up and feels sad.
>>44985381TrvkeThis is the funnest part of trannies and anyone who doesn't get this is ngmi
>>44985387what if you say you love gock
>>44985387Is there one where the tranny isn't sad?
Go to sleep
>>44985387What about asking if it's at least small
>>44985381>>44985388
>>44985391>>44985396id block you if socially permissible, eg if we didn't share a friend circle>>44985392not for me when it comes to dating
https://voca.ro/12AUukQvYESl
>>44985402I prefer women that aren't worthless
>>44985392no
Using tttt slang the moment she tells me she's trans
>>44985397You really got them with that lmfao
A great way to ease the tension when she tells you she's trans it to reply me too
>>44985416are you making fun of me
>>44984932Ike canonically rails that useless twink soren
>>44985416>>44985422Autist to autist communication
>You're trans? Any oasis in a drought, I guess. Lets go back to my place
Stop having gay sex
What if I send this gif?
>>44985409funny you say that. i agree but for men. i wouldn't date a man unless he has a history with cis women.
Unprotected anal sex with trannies that don't voice train
>>44985440I love her
>>44985442Why would a man go from cis women to trannies
>>44985439Can we try gayish sex?
>>44985447based btw
>>44985429>w<
>>44985426he does. desu soren is transition goals kinda
You're all autistic
>>44985449because he likes me as a person?
>>44985451No. I’m male so it’s gay>>44985447Gay
>>44985460i'm not i think
I can't stick my dick in your personality
>>44985422No that was really funny, you got them.>>44985429I'M NOT AN AUTIST!
i would only date an asexual man who doesn't consume pornography.
>>44985472>I would only date a faggot
>>44985463It’s just a little bit gay
>>44985440shes so damn pretty.
>>44985449through the power of love and friendship! ^w^
>"Actually I bought hinge premium so I could filter for only trans women"
>>44985477sure, why not. asexuals can consider themselves queer if they'd like.
>>44985477yes
>>44985480One hundred percent gay
>>44985449Some people date bothI’m some people
I have no interest in sex at all, but I'm like gay or something
>Oh that's why the bartender warned me about you. Well I don't care so long as you're not bigger than me down there
>>44985498I won’t out you don’t worry
Is it okay to hit on your waitress if she was touching your shoulder and stuff?
I have only dated cis women, i hooked up with a trans girl exactly once but I was really fucked up so I barely remember it. It must have been good though because ever since I have been curious
https://voca.ro/16nq0rfyQfmM
>>44985512She just wants a tip not your tip my dude
i would only date a man who consumes pornography and isn't ashamed of it and also he must be a faggot
>>44985508I’m weilding 8 inches btw>>44985510Thanks fag
>>44985508*narater* she was bigger than him down there
>>44985519Can i see your sissy shithole babe?
>>44985513what do you remember?
https://voca.ro/1iivKXyUSuLG
wwyd if i was bigger than you down there
>>44985519using the word wielding made me laugh
>>44985527You're not though, you have a micro
>>44985523Only if you beg>>44985528This is my first time being funny
>>44985525I remember she told me she was trans after we'd already made out a bit at the bar, I guess I must've been just like fuck it let's see, vaguely remember getting back to my place and her giving me head, and there's snippets of having her in doggy but that's about it. Don't even remember if there was a dick desu lol, maybe I was fucking a designer pussy idk
if someone makes a reply to my post and their reply is epic and gets like 20 or more (yous), I'm partially responsible for that right? like I inspired the great post
>>44984907>Qott: Who is your fictional crush?The imaginary partner I made up in my head.
>>44985547It’s an assist. Kinda like in soccer when you pass the ball to the guy that scores. This is my first time using a sports analogy. Did I do it right?
https://voca.ro/1fIdMxiCBY2V
>>44985547YOU WISH
i just choked on my ssri and it was stuck in my throat for like 10 seconds wtf
>>44985519No it’s not gay for me me
Too many vocaroos suddenly and with no replies. I smell meth...
>>44984907
>>44985539it's above average
https://voca.ro/1ncD4o0J4TdG
>>44985573It is gay for you you
>>44985560yah, that was perfect>>44985567aww
>>44985585No you you would be the gay one in our gayish sex
>>44985570that happened to me yesterday with bendryl. I breathed or swallowd wrong and felt it stay in an not comfy spot for a bit
>>44985589Yay!! Ily!!>>44985591I’m the top so I’m straight! You you are the gay one
Her dick can be any size desu
>>44985598You are too small to be a top just accept your role
Benadryl mentioned, flashbacks to spiders crawling everywhere, smoking imaginary cigarettes and talking to the hatman
>>44985605Okay fine. But you have to at least gag on my 8 incher
I miss asmrchan's voice
>>44985608It just made me float in and out of consciousness talk to the imaginary bugs my legs extremely restless and itchy it was horrible
https://voca.ro/15Kq52UWqBef
when you're trying to show a friend a show you like and you're like "it gets better I swear" and you keep looking at them watching their reaction and thinking God they hate it and think its stupid I'm such an idiot
>>44985620Lmao. You reached your artistic height with the Angel hotline though
>>44985575Did you think that was clever? That character and the actress playing her is a trans woman.
>>44985635yes
I wish I had a house, I'm so tired of car sex.
>>44985640Wait you've been fucking in a car all these times? Man that's such a fucking funny recontextualization. Just do what I do and fuck at their place lol
>>44985640it reminds the tranny what she is worth
>>44985614I don’t believe you have an 8 incher
>>44985640cant you just do it at home, tell her to be quiet so your mom don't hear, play some music loud. light a candle for the ass smell
Is there really ass smell
>>44985631thank u https://voca.ro/12upDVU12hT5
>>44985638
>>44985644It’s close enough to eight inches
>>44985655no!
>>44985656Anytime. But also 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
>>449856563
has anybody seen rick?
>>44985673I have him in a storage locker for safekeeping
>>44985641No, me and my ex had our own place for years. I moved back home 8 months ago.>>44985650No. My mother never leaves the house, and I don't want to bring someone over unannounced. >>44985655There is a smell with any sex. But it's not always as present.
>>44985660Soft I bet. Goodnight Ana I’m going to sleep
>>44985685Sweet dreams!!! <3
What is the "ass smell"? Are you guys letting trannies paint you or something?! That's purely your fault...
>Optics nukes your identity
is it ok if mine is not 8 inches
oh shit. I've been talking about her today and just noticed today is her birthday
>>44985704Idk who this is.
>>44985702https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb6Cko34eew
>>44985704happy birthday nicole
Do chasers/men like the puppy girl shit? It’s lowkey appealing to me but I’m not a transbian so I don’t think I’ll ever get to be someone’s puppy :c
>>44985700It's just larpers again. They just trivialize sex, they've never actually been with a trans woman.
>>44985679can I borrow him?
>>44985743I can't say I much care for it. I don't find pet ownership to be an erotic concept.
>>44985743I don't personally enjoy roleplay that much but I used to find it funny and hot when my ex would wear my work clothes and pretend she was doing my job by quoting my labor contract, telling me she was gonna send me to the labor board.
i’m a puppy girl but in like a needy sensitive way
>>44985743Very much so yes
>>44985743don't know, never had a girl do that routine with me before. some of them look cute online
I wish my fantasies felt like things there was even a remote chance I’d get to experience instead of just some thing that does nothing but make me sad and lonely because I’ll never get to have a satisfying sex life >>44985761Same :c
>>44985744I feel like most chasers here are larpers
>>44985775You are correct. They come here and pretend to be chads, they trivialize trans women, and they tell fishing stories. For what reason? They watched too porn and they want to degrade others. They're too scared to actually be with a tranny though.
>>44985771You can have a satisfying sex life without checking off every fetish you've ever had. I think that's quite typical really, just sorta life.
>>44985761>>44985743Do you like trailer park boys?
>>44985780I think some of them think that being a trans woman is easy, this shits hard and I don't want some schlub who sees me as an easy lay...
I don't even mind the neediness, or the power exchange, but why the dog? Why not just be a submissive human woman
>>44985784Yeah well I’ve never gotten to pursue any of them as a bottom so. My only fulfillment of literally any of my fetishes or fantasies was with my girlfriend when I was 20 and I’m near 30 now it’s pathetic
>>44985794It’s cute I want to feel cute and being treated as not human is a little inherently degrading I don’t want to have to talk I wanna turn my brain off and bark
>>44985795Oh you're that transbian again. You sure complain an awful lot.
>>44985794Dogs are loyal and good natured something a human woman has difficulty achieving
>>44985794Sometimes pretending or acting not human is better than being human.
>>44985803#deepSeems a childish perspective.
>>44985794dogs are pathetically loyal and obsessive like me
>>44985792Being a trans woman is not easy. It is not safe either. There are constantly people preying on you from all sides. There is a constant internal struggle to feel wanted, respected, and valued. Unfortunately though I disagree with you, trans women are generally easier to have sex with. Some of it is due to feeling validated and loved, some of it is due to transactional needs, and some of it is just biologically due to the fact that trans women actually like men and find many men attractive compared to cis women.
>>44985797>>44985808Do what you gotta I guess.
>>44985798I’m not a transbian I’m primarily sexuality atttacted to men or at least the idea of them But yes I do complain a lot sorry I’m a very sad person >>44985799Giggled
I like the idea of trans women. I have meta attraction to them if they tell me my penis is large and the biggest they've seen.
>>44985818>or at least the idea of themShowed wayyy too much of your hand here lol. You'll figure it out.
>>44985825I could do that!!!
>>44985807I made it sound corny on purpose. Honestly idk why but it feels good?>>44985809Explain the later part, how do you think that trans women find more men attractive?
>>44985825For fucks sake.
>>44985831I mean, I don’t say that because I’ve never been with any men or anything. I’ve been with an alright amount of men, it’s just that they have all disappointed me except for one who lives across the country and one who has a wife so :c it’s not exactly easy out here for me. It’s hard meeting men who are nice to me and also reasonably hot
>>44985809Im easy to have sex with because the world is cruel to me and so if you are nice to me and not ugly it’s pretty easy to get me to sleep with you. I’m not used to people actually showing interest or affection towards me. I imagine most trans women are like this
>>44985844Uh huh.
>>44985851Why would I lie about that!!
>>44985838Trans women are less hypergamous than cis women. Not due to "having lower standards" but due to the fact that trans women enjoy the real male body, they enjoy our smell, our body hair, our humor (sometimes), trans women ACTUALLY like men. Not just some fairytale bullshit out of a book. Trans women are much more realistic in romance and are more romantic in general.
>>44985851The last man I tried to have sex with fell asleep after I gave him head, woke up rubbed himself on my butt for a few minutes, stuck the tip in and came immediately and then I went home. I cried after I dont know how but I have fucking awful experiences with men idk what I’ve done to deserve it
>>44985864Very interesting, I think that's a good take.
>>44985850This true. But in the end it makes you capable of authentic love. Because when the right person comes along, you truly appreciate it. I believe everyone must suffer before they can ever truly love. If you lived your whole life receiving endless praise, support, and getting everything you want. Then you would never appreciate anything you have.
>>44985867So yeah I'd look into women.
Is it better to have bad timing or no timing?
>>44985868What is a burden/option to cis women I.e children, pregnancy, and family. Is but a dream to a trans woman. And I feel sorry that a lot of you might not receive this, because trans women are angelic.
>>44985883Women aren’t interested in topping and degrading me :c>>44985872I guess, I don’t know. It’s hurt me a lot and led to me making a lot of bad decisions and doing things I regret doing just because I was sad/horny/lonely/needy and needed a temporary escape from that :c gonna cry thinking about it fml
>>44985893Believe me, I've shed a lot of tears over the not being able to bear my own children thing and the pregnancy thing.
Not a single man has asked me out on a date in the last four months btw I’ve just been approached for sex a bunch and that’s it
Last week I got permabanned from Taimi for telling a chaser who messaged me with>Will you fuck me with your gockAnd sent dick pics with >Eat shit and die. How the hell is it that I'm the one who got banned? What the fuck.
>>44985915Wanna go out on a date?
>>44985915Chaser btw
>>44985924Tell them about Kyle pring
>>44985939I posted about him in mtfg earlier. What's to tell?
>>44985904It is fine to have spontaneous casual sex, just don't let your bad decisions ruin relationships. Keep your moral compass but if you're single go crazy! As long as you stay healthy and practice some safe sex. >>44985908Which is exactly why you are capable of romance. I also want children and a family, but I also want a partner to love not just some vessel of a woman to carry my child and make me miserable. Men don't realize they share a lot in common with trans women, both men and trans women want the same things, a happy fulfilling life with a family and loving partner. You crave normalcy. Unfortunately men can't usually get over the "transness" of trans women. They would rather go DL to get a quick fuck, then chase after a cis woman who is incapable of loving them. But trans women have more to offer because their qualities and personality isn't reduced to owning a pussy and bearing children.
>>44985956This feels incredibly misogynistic
>>44985702the biggest nuke this week was a penised tranny defending a rapist
Today's wordle in three quesses, who want me?
>>44985979HiMe
>>44985984Hi "Me". How's it going?
>>44985976Which part?
>>44985952You're telling a whole new audience>>44985956This is true, total cissexual women death.>>44985976To cis women which is based
Shift switch time. Bad posters have to go away and good posters may return.
I'm getting old, who is Claire again?
>>44986015>BPQIsn't it obvious? I'm buggy.
>>44986031Oh right, makes sense.
>>44986050I take it that you mean that in a bad way :(
>>44986058I didn't mean it in any particular way. Are you actually Blaire's evil twin Claire? Do you girls have a third sister called Aaire?
>>44986066Yes I am, and we do in fact, Alaire is the one we keep in the basement and only feed rats!
>>44985996Alright fine. >Be me>Get cheated on by 2 cis men in a row>Decide I'm going to date trans men>First guy is a guy named Jason. Total piece of shit. Told me on our third date at my apartment, to get him a cold beer and a sandwich before calling me a bitch. >Told him to leave>Never talked to him again>Few weeks later, get liked by another trans guy off of Hinge, he's a bit far as he lives in Vegas, I live in Salt Lake, but willing to make it work since we both drive>Hit it off insanely well >Become official after only our second date>Dated for about a year and a half >Start talking bout moving in together >May 16, 2025 comes, and we celebrate my birthday early>He's taking me out to dinner for it in Provo, at a really nice Italian place he found. >Both get dressed up for it>He's driving >On the way there we get cut off in traffic and almost hit because of it>Kyle's temper absolutely explodes and in a rage, he starts following them>Begged him to stop, but he wouldn't listen>Eventually, they stop>Kyle gets out of the car and yells>"Hey you fucking faggots! You nearly hit me and my girlfriend earlier. The fuck is wrong with you?!>Get out of the car and make myself a barrier between him and them so nothing happens. >Kyle says "You're fucking lucky my girlfriend's here. Assholes.">Get back in the car>Ask him what the fuck was that>Says he just felt really upset about what happened >Go to dinner >It's incredibly awkward. As if I'm sitting with a complete stranger >Things become distant between us for a bit>Tell him I want us to go to couple's therapy together >Do 2 sessions. Kyle the entire time clearly doesn't want to be there and is justifying his actions >Causes us to basically shout at each other for both sessions.>End of session 2, therapist tells us he thinks it's best we just split up at this point. >I reflect on that and go radio silent with Kyle for a week>He reaches out first(1/2)
>>44986075I knew it.
>>44986078>>44985996>Tell him that I was really hurt by what he did and I think our therapist is right. As much as it hurts me, I want to break up. You continued to try and justify potentially getting us killed, they could have had guns, but you had to let your anger take control>He apologizes and says he understands >Ultimately cut content for about 3 months>Come back and start talking again as friends>He moved back in with his parents in Dallas, where as I moved to Seattle.>Still friends, and may ultimately try again one day, as he's been actively going to therapy, but we'll see>Called me about 5 or 6 months ago while drunk at 3 in the morning saying he still loved me>I told him "I love you too Kyle. But I'm not ready to go back to you. And not sure I ever will.">Said he understands >Still talk to this day on the regular. So yeah. That's the story of Pring and one of her ftm exes. The only ex I still talk to in general.
>>44986078Kyle sounds like a Kyle. I understand the road rage can be infuriating but the fact that he can't calm down and own up to misbehavior is concerning. It is common to have anger issues and sometimes you slip up but it's really about how you learn from the situation and how you own up to it. Someone who can't do a bit of self reflection will just keep making the same mistakes and their frustration with you could lead to them becoming abusive.
>>44986094Stop talking to your ex, move on. The more you talk to him the more he will keep bothering you.
Pring this movie has been lowkey boring... idk if it's the prog or just how lame it is but I'm feeling sleepy as fuck and it feels like it's dragging on forever
>>44986075hey we agreed not to tell anyone about her!!
>>44986095Like I said, he has apologized for it, and has since admitted he's wrong. But Kyle is also stubborn. A few months ago we had an argument about well, transitioning. He thinks that HRT and medical transition in general shouldn't be covered by medicaid because it's >Aesthric Told him it's absolutely not, and studies have shown that people who transition and are supported are overwhelmingly happy compared to those who do not choose to transition. He won't budge, so I use myself as an example>Kyle, I have had an Orchiechtomy. Without HRT, my body will fall apart. I am on Medicaid because I'm unemployed right now. I have no choice but to use Medicaid to live. >Your situation is different Emily. I'm talking about for people who haven't had an Orchi, or a hysterectomy like myself. I don't know how you don't realize that. Still just being stubborn, and can't admit he's wrong, even if you don't count people like us. I think him being around his family isn't helping as both his parents voted for Trump 3 times.
>>44986124The second act is definitely pretty slow.
>>44986129Sorry! I blurted it out!>>44986139Feels like the whole movie is slow... that's kind of Jane (Jewish last name)'s style. Making kind of preachy movies that are boring as fuck. I watched all ten hours of Castration movie I and II back to back and I wasn't this bored
>>44986160I thought TV Glow was not entertaining but interesting the entire runtime. I still think of the 3 films she's done it's her best movie. But I also liked Camp Miasma a lot too. World's Fair is ehhh. I thought it was just fine.
Louise Weard is in this movie playing the "queer assistant" that's funny
>>44986136Yeah he sounds like he has a warped view a trans women's needs. He should be happy that trans women receive HRT through healthcare, imagine the burden of having to pay otherwise.
>>44986174It's subtle but yeah I liked that myself.
>>44986183Or trans men. I think Kyle has a lot of internalized transphobia. Which, I do myself, I'll admit. But after Kyle. I dated another trans guy named Ryan. Ryan and I do not talk anymore period, and that's a whole can of worms. But that's what spurred on the argument. Ryan had top surgery through Washington's Apple Health program, an extension of medicaid. He got it for free. Kyle was upset about it because he had to pay for his with cash, in full, due to his insurance in Vegas not covering top surgery except for women with breast cancer. And while I feel for Kyle with that, that does suck. It feels very much like>I suffered, why shouldn't they?
buggy sisters I don't feel so good
>>44985979I also got it in 3, for israel
Hello everytran.
Pring this movie was kinda mid
(gay anime sissy post)
>>44986237nicholsons bbc
https://voca.ro/1oQAb6Lu3jed
chatgpt shit this merger out in 3 prompts.what will trannies do now that software engineers are deadhttps://streamable.com/vu0owb
https://voca.ro/13fWDbu90c6N
Tranner gf that... eh, forget, just tranner gf, accepting her as she is with no preconditions or expectations, just her in her own being, and thats enough.
help somebody stop him
Can Claude suck my cock?
>>44986476he just killed your cock
>>44986479YYOOOOWWWW
claude just killed your dog
I'm going to kill Claude.
>>44986479My cock is like a warrior, a solider, always losing, but never defeated. He can not be killed, he can not be destroyed, he exists so long as he existed in past, he and whatever he was will forevermore exist.
My cock is an abstract idea.
Ladyboy pp is specifically manufactured to be inserted inside my mouth and sucked on
>>44986507don't call them ladyboys bro
Tranner pp is specifically manufactured to be ignored and made fun by me.
>>44986513Ladyboys <3
>>44986514Made fun of* damnit.
>>44986514my girthy 8 incher is unignorable
>>44986524*Ignores it*
>>44986528*gets hard so it grows to 10 inches*
>>44986536*Doesn't notice it because am ignoring*
>>44986539uh huh sure bro i think you're embarrassed and emasculated rn by my huge pp
>>44986546I'm sorry I don't know what you're talking about, I was busy ignoring you.
>Feeling her grow in your mouth
>>44986549okayrapes you
>>44986555Is it in yet?
I guess I really need to move on to discord
>>44986559What for?
im so happy I got to be born at the right time to be alive to see this great and final collapse of our species
Why do I keep getting ghosted and ignored by the people I love
>>44986558yeah my girthy 10 inch pp is impregnating you right now you're mpregnant with twins
>>44986563like if you only get to watch a little bit of a movie would you rather see the beginning the middle or the end right
>>44986563people have been saying this for thousands of years, idgi desu
>>44986561Wasting my time and also meeting people
>>44986570Those people weren't me
>>44986563Nothing ever happens fatty
Trvke
>>44986584lol
gm i slept in an hour late oops
>>44986599Good morning!
>>44986599Sleep is so great though so it's worth itGood morning
>>44986601hi mr skog how are you
>>44986602that’s true i wish i could sleep forever desu. what’s up with u anon
>>44986603I'm having a rare case of an awful day but thanks for asking. Hopefully tomorrow is better. How are you faring besides sleeping a bit late? Hope it doesn't affect your day too much.
I fumbled a hot tranner I will never live this down it will haunt me forever
>>44986599WAKE UP!
>>44986627oh my god what are you fourteen years old you will live to fumble countless more hot tranners and everyone will be just fine. Grow up
>>44986627Story please
>>44986641No, it's the right mindset, you're 14 yourself if you think that truly great things can happen again in this life.
>>44986610I finally slept for real after two nights of 1 to 2 hours so I share the sentimentLooking forward to a night of no lifing in videogames
>>44986646no love is truly great that's ridiculous. it is a very banal function of neurotransmitters
hopefully today is going to be a day without psychosis>>44986599> >>44986627and you will fumble many more trannies thats life grow up youre no longer 13yo
>>44986619aw that sucks, did something happen?i’m a bit tried but otherwise im ok :Dit’s so cold today>>44986648yaaay that’s great glad you got some good sleep :>
>>44986641>>44986657Trannies try to sympathize with people challenge
i havent done anything at all the last few days. i want to sleep all the time
>>44986671Someone just needs to mercy kill you dude
>>44986665its not like its hard to see what you did and honestly I would be surprised if she wouldnt run away
>>44986674how can i arrange for this
>>44986675you dont know shit about anything thoughbeit
>>44986665I understand you are very sad right now but it is a very normal sadness that will pass quickly. it is better not to make such a big deal yes
good bbc mornyt. m&m
i havent done anything at all ever
>>44986689Me when my whiny gf has a bad day
>>44986718Literally
>>44986723K man
>>44986705the gluckler is watching you
>>44986723Based. We've validated women's emotions for long enough.
enough about women's rightslets talk about women's wrongs
>>44986732i think emotions in general it is good to be able to talk to other people when you need support but for many of these things it would be better if you could simply solve them yourself no. they are very straightforward. it does not always have to be a group project
>>44986738Autistic trannies <3
sorry my hole is only for chasechad
>>44986739Well, yes!
>>44986680you either dodged a bullet and should be happy about it or did something very stupid to fumble someone from one of if not the easiest groups to seduce
>>44986705why do you keep pushing this
>>44986742I knowDaddy loves you <3
>>44986748it's funny and pisses off the chuds who think and post about black penis all day
>>44986748pushing what?
>>44986752you are the only one posting about black penis
>>44986755No I do too
>>44986755every one of your posts is about indians and or black penis
>>44986767i have never posted about either of these things
yes i love bbc what's wrong with that?am i hurting anyone? not enough pictures of animals around for you? not enough talk about pokemons?i come here and i wish everyone a good bbc morny because im polite, and i flirt with mouse because she likes it and that's it yet i'm attacked daily for whatever reason
i wish i was dead
>>44986770i don't like it
>>44986807Nicholsons bbc
goob morbin
please dont feed the porn troll and let the guy starve>>44986773are you one of two anons from the last two threads? please try not to go too deep into the misery pit I know it feels good to do so but its only going to prolong the bad feelings
>>44986819goob morbius
>>44986807we live in a society so you have to accept that i like it
Autism
>>44986820sorry
>>44986773why
>>44986857AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI WANT TO PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAP
>>44986865I'm 32 and this is how I approach bitches
>>44986862im so tired
>>44986865rizz
Trannies with autistic proprioception <3
>>44986865no one says this about me
>>44986942You're meant for marriage Old girl-twink X Fat ugly bastard
i’m asking my crush if he wants to start a book club we’re gonna read books and review them
Being a well rounded adult is a 16 hour job
>>44986942That's a lie
>>44986947i can be the fat ugly bastard>>44986956no
Me (32): maybe I'll be the fat ugly bastardMy gf (18m): I'm already the fat ugly bastard
>>44986865
Taking salvia and turning into bronya's toilet for 100000000 years
>>44986966I want to be your bf
>>44986977i do this sober
Bronya we have like 1 week left
>>44986892what does this mean
>>44987000NO
Hi
https://voca.ro/1jduZwthhSzq
Bf who loves me
Bf who dotes on me but still gives me my space
i thought getting a job would make me stop feeling like a hooker as I walk around but I just feel like a more expensive hooker. The more i experience how impossible it is to enter the secular world the more I worry that it is impossible to leave it. posted while throwing up in public. Love mom
it’s forecasting snow next wednesday wtf
>>44987050Where do you live?
>>44987056ontario
>>44986745I was nice to her and took her out
>>44986663>aw that sucks, did something happen?Nothing important or major fortunately, just a lousy night and a lousy day. >it’s so cold todayI like autumn as a season and the lower temperatures but I'm sure not looking forwards for winter all that much...
>>44987063well i hope tomorrow is a better one :>personally i love autumn and winter sm the cold is awesome!
good morning (evening) to mr exodia and bronya ONLYit's so fucking cold today i have become a yeti>>44986663>it’s so cold todayTRUEY
>>44987071Arturo, be nice
beauty is pain qq
oh to be so cozy>>44987078who tf arturo
>1hr unpaid preparation in the morning for work>1hr unpaid commute time>8 hr minimum work time commitment, can often run into 9 hours depending on whether you have late meetings or are in a demanding field like medicine, law, finance, tech/engineering, or physical skilled labour this can be 10+ hrs>2 hrs gym time (commute, workout, changing, shower/sauna, etc.)>1hr unpaid time for cooking & eating>1-2 hr a day to fit in laundry, dishes, relationships, vehicle maintenance, social obligations, etc.>1 hr a day sleep/next day preparation + reading before bedCrazy that this is what you're expected to do if you want to be a well-rounded adult
I hab a cold>>44987058I’m not from Canada but that feels early from somewhere with that latitude
>>44987071Good evening yeti... it is another beautiful sunny autumn afternoon here. apparently the cold is going to hit for us tomorrow thank god it has been so hot so late in the year that I've been worriedi see you sent me hair inspo but somehow that specific embed has failed. i look forward to seeing it in several weeks when that gets patched
>>44987069>well i hope tomorrow is a better one :>Thank you, god I hope so.Winter would be far more likeable if it was like 2-3 months and not 6 months...
>>44987083it's psychotic right. and this is a very recent phenomenon
>>44987089it's patched! i updated my app this morning and could finally see italternatively,
>>44987095wait this is perfect I kind of really love it. But I want it with black hair... maybe I dye it after all...
performing advanced public transportation manoeuvres that would instantly vaporise an American
>>44987095That hairdo makes her head look HUGE.
>>44987085>I’m not from Canada but that feels early from somewhere with that latitudeLower Canada has pretty brutal winters as far as densely populated places go
>>44987106Is it like a lake effect thing? I’m kinda stupid and poorly traveled
>>44987102good!
pichu doesn’t like me anymore :(
>>44987102Full of secrets
>>44987071Were you trying to taunt me last night?
>>44987098it's genuinely so pretty and weird enough even for the mulletworldand you can match the makeup expression
>>44987118yes, explicitly>>44987115we are friends :(
>>44987119I do really need to be doing like cooler makeup outside of work hours like I feel like the divide between formal and informal is going to really make me step my pussy up
the only good thing artifical intelligence will bring is the end of human pornography. once ai gets advanced enough most porn will be ai and it's going to end the porn industry that exploits women and ruins men's perception of sex
Sometimes I do watch Ai videos but only the ones of cats doing people things or playing ppl in movies
>>44987071good evening pichu
>>44987111lake ontario causes a warming affect down south. i’m further north and there is no lake here so we get snow earlier
I’m gonna kms if someone doesn’t respond to this post with the first 100 hundred digits of the Fibonacci sequence but each integer that is a prime or next to a prime has 2 added to it, and every other even number is halfed, within the next minute
>>44987149Wow guys I knew none of you cared but it still hurts
Canada is a fake country. The men are fags and the women are whores. We need to annex them soon.
>>44987153I'm not doing your quiz questions for you, thats cheating >(
canada mogs
Skyrim mods but like get this, they’re horny >>44987144Ah I see, how long do you guys have snow on the ground for during the year?
>>44987154They need to get colonized
>>44987160it depends on the year. last year we had snow on the ground from likenovember to april?sometimes it snows in october but it usually melts within a day or two
>>44987125are you sure
>>44987178im doing that this year
I hab the plague that makes you have the sniffles
>>44987182That's not important
>>44987175yes, absolutely
I feel so manically desperate for male attention which is awful because every time I’ve started feeling like this in the past I’ve gone and done something retarded and disgusting and I don’t want to do that again :(I need a nice normal man to save me from myself before I get myself raped in an alley again or something
do guys with big feet rly have big dicks
>>44987200actually a translation error. the original was men with big feet can take big dicks
>>44987200
>>44987200No, and I feel betrayed by it. Size 47eu.
>>44987200not always
>>44987204Wait I forgot to type my reply. No>>44987198the solution to being obsessed with male attention is not a man
>>44987203what about men with small feet>>44987204
>>44987206sniff sniff
>>44987191yay
>>44987211Men with small feet have dicks
>>44987215That'll be 25€, thank you for subscribing.
>>44987221is there a discount for buying a year's subscription at once
>>44987232I'll give you a thumbs up.
>>44987234let me call my accountant
>>44987210I know :( I just feel so desperately horny you know That combined with deep sadness about how men treat me and how undesirable it makes me feel is a recipe for bad things
>>44987125Ok
>>44987188im not important
Tranners deserve boyfriends who clap their cheeks and give them food and attention.
i look like shit today
>>44987262same
>>44987264i didn’t wash my hair so i need to die
>>44987262you look beautiful today babe
>>44987247You deserve to get raped
>>44987198How old are you? Were you actually raped in an alley?
>>44987281kind of you to say but factually incorrect
i will meet my future husband in wow forever
I will meet my future wife in wow forever.
im gonna go to trade school and become a locksmith or something
>>44987293I’m unc statusAnd like, kinda. It was one of those things where I was drunk and consented to one thing and then he just ran with it and did more stuff that I didn’t really want without asking me. But I also didn’t actively try and stop him so :/ >>44987291Mean It’s whatever People have always treated me like that
When fallout bot said I only think in the form of crunching numbers, I felt very seen bc I’ve always been a bot
>>44987309Based >>44987310So 30+? I’m sorry that happened to you.
When System of a Down said you don’t believe in my self righteous suicide, I felt that bc my doctors believe in my self righteous suicide attempt
>>44987310Not mean i was just sure you deserved to get raped and your story confirms itAnd you enjoyed it too at the time
>>44987315YeahIt’s fine I’m okay it was a few years agoI’m going to try and be better this time and not do anything retarded
i will meet mouse’s future husband playing wow forever
>>44987322Tbh no I didn’t enjoy it I was kinda traumatized after and everyone I talked to about it either just treated me like I was disgusting or that it was hot
I need to be strong and not hook up with any men at least not before we go on a normal date togetherI hope I can get normal in the next week and a half because I’m taking a trip with the girl I’ve been seeing and need to do filthy things to her and if I were to try and do that right now I would start crying immediately, which hasn’t really been the case in many months. Idk what’s wrong with me all of a sudden desu
i am meat playing wow forever>>44987247just treat it like any other addiction, right?>>44987258You're not important
I'm going to meet anon playing wow forever
>>44987327It'll be a pleasure to meet you.
>>44987330raped bitch
>>44987322If I buy you a game will you play it with me?
I have better things to do than wow forever, go to homegoods and then tjmaxx for four hours (I am mommoding)
>>44987345Yes. What game are we playing?
i would probably order hrt online if i didnt need to use crypto. good thing theres more than one step in the purchasing process
>>44987342I’m used to this kind of treatment ur not doing anything >>44987337I guessI’m not even addicted to sex or anything I don’t really be having sex I haven’t bottomed in months
i'm sorry but y'all are kidding yourselves with wow forever like actually delulu just admit u want to stay inside and play video games and not put effort into finding a relationship
>>44987353im thinking about killing you while watching this
