Q4TWhich one of you lovely ladies wants to be my elf wife?S4CCongratulations you have been given the honor to die on the battlefield graciously. You are heading east to fight orcs until you tales ends. All the elves will be mine prev >>44990414
First for claiming elf wife before OPOP sucks cocks I fuck tranny bussy
god I want elf ear surgery..
>>44993757Into the goblins never ending arrows you go comrade you must do it for the good of the realm. This elf belongs to me now. If anyone else wants to bring me another before their quest ends make it known
>>44993763I want that for you too
>>44993745hi chaser here’s my application>23 mtf >kinda cute but also fat, but not like disgustingly but i can work on it if you don’t like it>uhm i need someone who’s kinda cute but like in a you make me smile way>i’m a casual gamer and i love vocaloid >fav bands are nine inch nails, muse, lcd soundsystem, and chemlab>uhm my goal in a relationship is to be a housewife and get married so if we like eachother i will just stay forever>i am very obsessive when i like someone sorry not sorry>i stink good>would like srs eventually unless i find a way to cope with bottoms dysphoria>uhhh im a newt but im going back to school in spring and looking for a part time rn>live in east tnyeah that. that seems like enough info. wait also>5’11”yeah okay no i think we’re good.
>>44993794>east tnSadly you are too far away you sound like you would make a lovely elf wife tho. I like that you mentioned music that’s a big plus. I decree that one of my finest warriors that slays 10,000 goblins is permitted to survive and take your hand in marriage
can I believe my bf when he says my body is cis passing or is he gaslighting me? I genuinely don’t see it myself so it’s very hard to convince myself and believe him
>>44993816thanks mr chaser or maybe ms? i hope you find dozens of elven beauties on your journey
>>44993821just believe him and have confidence, especially if he loves you deeply. a good man wouldn’t lie to you
>>44993794You had me at >kinda cute but also fat
>>44993821If he can't keep his hands off you is evidence enough
>>44993821I've seen your body, he's flattering you. You look like a common male twink.
>>44993745>q4tOh how I dream to be an elven barmaid in a pub inside the trunk of a tree where all the forest’s adventurers and animals come to take a swig of the ale I serve
Hate to be that guy, but elfs and people who love elves kinda give me the ick. Humans are the best or if you put a gun to my head, demons/tieflings. But for a wife, I would tolerate a lot, even cringe elf aesthetics.
>>44993821>bf No I don’t believe he has met the 5,000 orc requirement but if you must know he is correct you are cute Julie >>44993823It’s your highness or your majesty most gracious or the highest lord in the heavens master of the star kin and beast folk alike. Any title suits a man of my renown. I’ve never been to Tennessee what is life like there?>>44993846We could use a good tavern wench
>>44993825I am scared of looking delusional and embarrassing him if I act confident >>44993836that’s what I see too :(
>>44993865look at this reply >>44993836 though. That’s what my eyes perceive and tell my head too
>>44993857>In actuality LOVES to be that guy
>>44993865it’s very beautiful here near the mountains, but also my state is to so good to trannies my highest lord in the heavens, master of the star kin and beat folk alike.
>>44993879*not so good to, apologies for the typo my lord
>>44993876That’s bs you have a nice body
>>44993865I’m already experienced enough on bar to be the best of the tavern wenches (sunglasses emoji)
>>44993879I bet it’s really fun you can go hiking and shooting all the time. It looks gorgeous idk if I could do the politics there. I’ll see if I can get a court eunuch to tidy up that province to make it kinder to you
>>44993757based. my application (open to all):> 5’7 mtf> light brown> slim and objectively cute> i like keeping to myself atm so lots of free time to hang out> total bottom> nerdy about everything> no mental illnesses> literally just a girl
>>44993828:p well what about you???
>>44993903Where do you live?
Marrying a chaser and then hiring a cis girl to seduce him so that if he flirts back I can kill him and her
>>44993903>no mental illnessevery single trans woman who specifically mentioned their brown skin tone that I have seen, has had some inferiority complex or racism fetish/roleplay about itIf you’re different from them, why specifically mention something so insignificant as skin tone?
>>44993912lmfao because people have preferences and it’s polite to not waste anyone’s time? relax>>44993908UK :3
>>44993745>Congratulations you have been given the honor to die on the battlefield graciously. You are heading east to fight orcs until you tales ends.But I only ever wanted to die in battle if it was at the end of a heroic last stand where I bought just enough time for my family to get away to safety
>>44993914>UK Be careful with this one it’s in orc and goblin territory it might be a spy nonetheless I don’t have jurisdiction in such a far away land so I can’t take you as an elf wife
>>44993921orc and goblin territory is exactly where an elf should be ^-^
I’m sorry chasers, I’d rather get those permanent vampire teeth then elf ear surgery -_-
>>44993918War isn’t romantic son it’s horrific. I hear goblins have developed autonomous flying fireballs that hunt down warriors such as yourself. Now go die for your lord or you might be lucky enough to win a title in battle slaying our enemies and I shall grant you a modest fiefdom and one elf that is too far away from me you may put in your application for one of them to give you courage and most importantly hope
>>44993931That pleases me too but it will be a court secret we can’t let them know there is a vampire in the castle
>>44993931Then you have to bite it a little
Your lord grows weary I’m going to sleep to be honest there is only one elf I want and I get sad thinking about that goodnight
good morning
>>44993821It's not up to you to agree with him, you have to accept that he wouldn't lie to you.
>>44993968goodnight my majesty most gracious!!!
every single egg in this carton was a double yolk egg how oddit’s just a regular carton
stomping chasoid guts
>>44993972Morning nona
>>44993974Why though? I know it’s mean to think this, but what if he is lying so I feel better and stop being down and self-hating? Or what if he is biased because he has only known me as a woman?
>>44993997thank u thank u how’s it goin
>>44993972Morning my wife my literal human wife whom i love dearly
I'm your cute and kind companion on this magical journey of discovery
I want to be called a bf addict and people telling me that I'm built for my bf
>>44994000What if? You think your bf is just such a nice guy he dated a woman he doesn't find attractive? Or do you think he's secretly gay? Schizophrenic? What's your actual explanation for why he would lie to you all the time?
i’d treat julie’s bf better
>>44993991There has to be some kind of mystical secret tranny message to scry in that
>>44994023id treat him worse. if he's stuck around for this long he's exactly where he wants to be
>>44994023yup if she keeps up the histrionics big bluddy gonna dump her ass
>>44993995Tonguing tranny ear holes
>>44994010waow good morning how r u>>44994032it must mean there’s good fortune in my life soon. maybe bronya would be able to divine more.
One Munchausen's By Proxy trans milf gf please
>>44994020I don’t know and that’s what makes my head hurt. I don’t know why he'd be with me because in my eyes my body looks like a twink but I know he’s a cis straight man so I don’t know why. He loves me and we're happy when my mood isn’t depressed and maybe he’s just "okay" with my body, settling for it. I don’t know. I want to be an attractive woman he can feel proud of and not feel like I am embarrassing him because it looks like he's with a man
>>44994042my ex used to do that and it always made me so horny idek why
>>44994033bronya try not to be narcissistic with superiority complex challenge (impossible)
i should probably make some lifestyle changes
>>44994042would that not taste awful
is it possible for me to live as a woman someday
>>44994049Rastafarian Sherlock Holmes once said, "if you eliminate all other possibilities than what remains must be true, baas"Or something like that. Anyway maybe the easiest answer is you look fine and you have dysmorphia, a very common issue
>>44994019What does this even mean
>>44994042need. people don't realise just how sensitive their ears are they're packed with a density of nerve endings usually only seen on classical erogenous zones. maybe I've read too much cosmo magazine but I think we need to bring back ear licking. maybe a nibble if you're nasty
Need a gay anime sissy gf (no bpd)
>>44994045we are going to make you so disabled
>>44994064I had a lady bite my inner thigh once and I was stunned how sensitive it felt
>>44994052what the hell that wasn't narcissistic or superior at all that was just an objective egoless evaluation of your relationship. i assume he either has no self esteem or is a really hardcore broken birder and it's probably both. Although to be honest my initial theory was that he doesn't exist
>>44994058yeah probably not
>>44994058Sure you can start today if you like
>>44994066If you take away my glasses I'm basically just a big chimp with a bigger peen. I surprise myself sometimes with how little I can see.
>>44994069you are hilariously oblivious to your superiority complex. Just look at your reply, that is obviously a biased opinion but you frame it as objectively correct and double down
>>44994067this is why I'm always telling people to get better at masturbating sometimes you're rubbing a quick one out before the shower but every once in a while approach it as if you are having sex with yourself. you gotta know your body! explore every inch! in my culture we use every part of the chaser
>>44994069Well now I think he doesn't exist.
>>44994073troubled by my heart skipping a beat. i may be a bad person
>>44994076I'm not saying it's objectively correct by any measure I don't know everything I've never met the guy. but from where I'm standing it's pretty believable!
>>44994077Eh it's like tickling yourself, it just don't work. Biting my own lip don't turn me on none
>>44994071thats a lie
>>44994056It's like a>>44993794>i stink goodkind of situation
i wish i wasnt alone in bed freezing to death with these nightmares i have had them all week
>>44994063I'm addicted to my bfMy kinks list: bf
Ears are weird man. Just got double sided craters in our head.
>>44994091Why would other people tell you that
>>44994079there are certainly a lot of convenient benefits to inventing a boyfriend right. the unchaser types overhype it but it is true that a majority of trannies are compulsive liars it's a side effect of the closet you just get in the habit of lies of convenience. i used to be terrible for it I had to do a LOT of work on it and im still a little... flexible with the truth
>>44994092satellite dishes!!!
>>44993903Sup nerd
>>44994094Mhmm mhmm
>>44994085it's definitely different but idk I still think you can build up a topographical map a little better! How do people do like a sexy lip bite I have never once done it without people being like jesus Christ and I do it a LOT
I can’t sleep because of the yearning chat. I’m sorry I made a lame thread I tried to have fun with it
>>44994098hey :33 just reading, you?
>another UK girl has hit the thread
>>44994093They should see that I'm just a slave for my bf when we're together >_<
>>44994103It was fun and revived the thread tonight
>>44994106Other people don't care about your relationship
Begging that when I die I get reincarnated as a seahorse
>>44994085idk i involuntarily bite my lip if i am into it enough
>>44994103when I am yearning I like to try to refocus my energy on the global economic situation. idk if that's the type of thing that works for other people but it could be something to try. you could make a prediction for when china will invade Taiwan that's very fashionable lately
>>44994112So you can get boypreggers?
>>44993903Wish I had a clingy nerdy gf who would be nerdy about everything, but I doubt that couples where both people are autistic have a future :(
>>44994104I'm ill and lounging in this October summer we're havingWhat you reading?
>>44994110They do, they should see me as hot and be mad that I'm taken by my precious boy
>>44994103CUTE hope you find someone soon
>>44994118Why not. That's an insane thing to say
>>44994118i am that hi hello im right here
>>44994122so you don't think other people think your bf is hot?
>>44994117Because seahorses mate for life! Imagine being a seahorse, seeing another seahorse, and just making it work <3
im gonna fuck that anon's bf
>>44994122praying that this kind of love finds me
>>44994109I wish we didn’t yearn >>44994116I’m watching a video about the evolutionary origins of suicide
Daddys having nuggies for dinner
hey guys my friend took my phone at the pub last night aha so anything you saw from me here was actually my friend not me aha jsyk none of it was actually me aha absolutely wicked bantz x
>>44994127hii hiii emh... do u like whales?
>>44994061I have been called a tranny and a man so much based in my body that I feel delusional when I try to say that my body looks like a woman’s. Internalization, I know, but I can’t just say everyone else who called me tranny and a man was just wrong
>>44994136so you didnt fuck the stranger?
>>44994128I don't need external validation from others to think that my bf is hot, it's only up to me to decide
>>44994144im having sex with your bf right now
>>44994145Chaser btw
>>44994144You just said you want external validation though
>>44994142no idea what you’re talking about
>>44994130I liked my boypreggers theory better but we don't have to wait till our next seahorse life
>>44994151dada
Chasers can listen to a bit of britney spears
>>44994137like. morbidly obese people, ha ha gamers, or the sea creature????
>>44994156*gacha players omg autocorrect tcttctxhdhnfj
>>44994148She asked for validation for her love for her boyfriend, not validation that he is hot. Reading helps
>>44994134report back if you learn anything interesting I think I've been recommended that one before!>>44994144oh no for sure and that's great but you said other people should think that you're hot and be sad you're taken. you don't think other people are sad your bf is taken. just seems like this relationship is more about you
i should stop eating before noon, and maybe after 10
>>44993914>UKAnother scottish one??
>>44994160sissy larping as a housewife core
>>44994160that wig looks like rach’s
>>44994159External validation is very surface level and not as directed as this. Thinking helps
>>44994154https://youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc
>>44994155Depends on the Britney if it's like toxic gimme more baby oops you know what I mean then it's like. that's an interesting choice. what are you trying to express. but if im pregaming with my chaser and he's like let's just put on blackout I'm then like oh okay he's a serious britney head and I would think that is cool.
>>44994168Rach is a bronya larp always has been
>>44994156>>44994156I'm all three baby
oh it's the muscle relaxer making me eep for 14 hours a day
i would make a really good beached whale
>>44994182Lay off the poppers babe
>>44994184how's the prolapse stuchan
>>44994160I don’t really follow global economics too well. I know it’s all fucked right now with diesel and the bond market. Apparently it’s pretty simple people needed an evolutionary way to cure themselves from extreme pain. It’s a phenomenon in people of mid to high level intelligence. Extremely intellectually disabled people don’t do it very often. The reason why animals don’t do it is because they are not intelligent enough. It’s kinda grim
>>44994167that's what makes it so cvnt. if you can't lean into being a sissy in the city once in a while you'll never have any fun>>44993912god I just assumed light brown was referring to hair that's even more racist. i didn't realise just how white Scotland still is until i went south they're gonna think im so backwards....>>44994168LMAO
>>44994186it sucks because if I don't take it I can't sleep but if I do it's 14 hours
>>44994188that's so funny... I really like the concept that like a truly intelligent and objective species would evaluate that the suffering in life vastly outweighs the pleasure and commit mass suicide. makes living more fun. but now I think about it that doesn't rly seem super intelligent
>>44994187i dont like being asked that
>>44993912that's generally what happens when you are a minority and constantly bombarded with racist shit found on 4chud
>>44994156sea creatures :(I like chubby people don't make fun of them pls (I'm skinny though)
>>44994175Its break the ice
>>44994118why not? i’ve had a lot of heartbreaks but i still believe in love, and i don’t think non-autists are even human desu so i am still looking for someone who will appreciate my nerdiness and clinginess!!>>44994120oh no, what are you ill with? just a cold i hope >_< and i’m reading this paper on IQ studies and twins… trait genetics are a special interest of mine :3
>>44994189ma’am i trooned as a last ditch survival attempt, no way am i sissying out. GOONER FEMCELS FOR LIFE \o/
>>44994207I got a sickness for the thickness
>>44994205i am chubby ,’:) i’m the loser who posted the first application in the thread
>>44994148I find it hot when I can show my bf that he's the center of my universe when someone tries to hit on me in public and I make fun of them then passionately kiss my bf. Idc what they think about him, he's only and fully mine and I proving him that his gf is loyal
>>44994212ha ha gamers
>>44994213i just filled your bfs hole with my cum
>>44994214my typo </3
>>44994206ok taste that's a pick that shows discernment. god that whole album is so fucking good>>44994209okay I don't know what you have going on there but I hope you figure it out>>44994207when you say you're interested in trait genetics do you mean you are a eugenicist or do you mean you're just mad for a punnett square
>>44994213but why are they only hitting on you.... is the bf ugly in this fantasy. it just feels like this is a fantasy about you and not really a fantasy about him
>>44994198Apparently mental disorders are a preventative measure by our bodies to stop it. Since a lot of them lower cognitive functions. Things like this were passed on through our genes as we hit the intelligence threshold as a way to preserve our species. It’s strange our body creates pain so great that we forget about the urge. The pain brain theory is fascinating
>>44994207I'll never forgive orange if they've wiped the twins
drinking tea makes me want a piece of cake, but i shouldnt be eating cake. i wont buy myself any more cake
>>44994213A little cringe but im assuming this is your first boyfriend and you're 18 so you get a pass
>>44994210desu i’m not that thick, i’m pretty elfine>>44994219both :3>>44994228i don’t get this reference anon…
>>44994223it sounds like psychotic gooner shit but it makes me really happy to confront in small ways that some day our entire species will die out... it makes me feel more like a part of nature you know what mean. organisms come into existence they live and then they die out. transience of all things. and what could be a more romantic conclusion to human society than mass suicide
>>44994229Why no cake. Naughty?
>>44994235i see. well, good luck
good bbc morny
>>44994237food is evil
>>44994241Why are trannies like this
>>44994235are you another scottish girl
>>44993821Yeah you're fucking ugly and male we get it now go kill yourself
>>44994244Food is not evil... Apologise to food right now....
https://voca.ro/1bfg6vpoEcgO
bf who. and he
>>44994252TITSBAZONGASAWOOOOOGA
>>44994252a waist like a tree trunk to wrap my arms around...
>>44994249no!! im done with food!
>>44994253i want milk i want mommy
What's with the trans women with absolutely massive tidders, are they like anomalies
>>44994247i’m not scottish no, who’s the other one?>>44994239thank you :3 do you like punnett squares?
>>44994256*;` Food will remember this....
>>44994257i want to be held i want to be comforted
>>44994258It’s the wonders of having a high BMII’m not mocking it, I’m jealous and pissed off my metabolism is too fast for true boobs
>>44994258They have fakiesSorry to break your heart like this but you asked
>>44994258it's the same as cis women it just happens sometimes. more often in fatties. lots of variance in human bodies
>>44994263Maybe it's because you're like 6'5
>>44994259I'm not really into eugenics
>>44994258genetics + high weightSo jealous because I have small breast genetics + high metabolism + tranny
>>44994268Actually true tbhon. If I were shorter than 6ft I probably would have bigger tits
>>44994270do you have any physical preferences in a partner at all?
>>44994235Are you a nazi
My algorithm really wants me to hate boomers today
Breaking my multi month depression arc by finally shaving my legs, pubes and armpits again. New day, new me :)
>>44994266oh right there's that too. but idk big naturals and big plastics have a very different look right nobody's getting low saggers installed. and frankly they should be!
>>44994278hmmmmm. not really any major ones. i like em fat cause it's more comfortable to lie on. i have high standards when it comes to soft skills I don't really mind much what they look like im the type that prefers a buffet restaurant cause I can get a little bit of everything you know what I mean
>>44994266Not like boringkate her body and tig ol biddies are like a bowl full of jello the way they move, hypnotizing>>44994263>>44994267>>44994272Yeah this seems true
>>44994289me on the left
>>44994291it can happen pretty late my ex claims that years and years in she suddenly got massive udders overnight. the body is so mysterious
>>44993903Built for BWBC (big white british cock)
>>44994230It not my first bf, but I don't fall in love easily>>44994222because I will kill them if they'll hit on him lol
>>44994289me on her right (:0 please address me as your majesty
>>44994289ELFELF ELF GIVE ME THE ELF GIRLAGE HER UP A LITTLE THOUGH
>>44994297oh ok so your bf has to be cool with ppl hitting on you because he should trust you to be loyal but but you don't trust him like that?
>>44994235>she stopped replying to menow I'm gonna go back to my pathetic sad lonely ugly friendless loveless trash tranny life and hope that one day I'll find a lovely chud who'll never ever ghost me like posters here
im blonde and come from a wealthy family. does that make me an elf princess?
>>44994304do you have an aura of nobility. you have to cultivate an aura of nobility. you gotta get on that noblesse oblige
>>44994302I don't mind him killing them too. I think it'd be hot and I'd melt in front of him if he did that
>>44994304HeyyyyI've always wanted to be a pelosi babe lets make it happen
The noblesse oblige to give mentally ill trannies a chance
>>44994307i have no aura>>44994310idk what that means
>>44994308Ok so it's just a relationship with zero trust at all work
>>44994042?
would you give a mentally healthy cis man on hrt a chance
>>44994319I was taking a one in a million of which oligarch family you come from
>>44994319you gotta cultivate it!!!! it's a waste if you don't!!!!
>>44994320what did you see on twitter today to be THIS insufferable...
Chaser who will tie me down and force feed me pure calories because I want bigger tits and am too sad to eat anything without intervention
>>44994042I produce a lot of earwax and don't understand how I'm supposed to reduce the amount so you wouldn't like my ears
>>44994326That one needs a little bit of pushback or she's going to turn all her friends away by being annoying and then have literally no one when her boyfriend breaks up with her
diamond rn
Is it bad to start drinking cooking oil to get a fatter ass?
>>44994326i do not use Twitter. I use tik tok. Do you like the tik toks I save for you. Look at this I saw
>>44994334ideal 32 year old chaser physique
>>44994336You will get some quite extreme diarrhea which will result in losing a lot of water weight in addition to destroying your poor little hole. i would advise whey based milkshake products designed for weight gain
>>44994336use olive oil its fancier
Trannies pick your poison Mentally Ill or Tranny Gooner (as in goons to trannies)
whenever i decide i want to do something i always give up before its even possible to start taking action
>>44994336If you want to bulk up go to /fit/
>>44994348But it’s just sat there… so alluring…
cumming to cartoons again
>>44994282no but i get on with them :p>>44994290based, i just think it’s fair to point out that’s still soft eugenics :3>>44994296well yeah ^_^ that’s the dream>>44994303what!!! i missed it! which one was you? ;_;
>>44994356I’m a one board kinda gal
>>44994362Facinating tell me more about how you get on with nazis as a trans women
i wish there was some kind of medication a person could take that would make them less depressed
>>44994364
>>44994325i’ve very interested in chinese cultivation recently
>>44994366Sadly science hasn’t gotten to the point where medication can make you anti depressed
>>44994364which tripfag is this
>>44994372The best one
>>44994374They said you were like 6' 5" is this Sarah
>>44994359if you would like to learn not to do it in future the easiest way is to chug it
>>44994362Do you want a dateWhere are you from
>>44994376I’m not 6ft 5 lol, that’s just people being a dick >>44994377Waaaaay ahead of you. I’ll blog my bowel movements whether y’all like it or not
>>44994362i do not agree. but good luck!
:3 tee hee im just a girl haha, omggg anon youre, like, a nazi?? hehe wowww thats like soo cool ^-^ omg what if you like bought me some clothes and stuff to like save the white race >~<
it's so annoying when people call selective abortion eugenics
trannies have a noblesse oblige to take an incel's virginity
>>44994381this would work on me
>>44994369aha.... have you reached qi condensation yet. im taking things a little slower before establishing foundation because I'm putting off having to fly on a sword it looks really dangerous
chasers have a noblesse oblige to take an incel's virginity
>>44994384any incel I want?
>>44994376It's a narcissistic literal who and an ex-hooker
Another sleepless night this has been really hard on me chat
>>44994381*Desperate for tranny head voice*Oh please tell me how they could have won again babe
>>44994389based
>>44994365nazis love brown trans women as long as they aren’t anti-white communists :3>>44994378i’d want to be courted first but sure, i’m single :) i’m from the UK!>>44994380thank you ^_^>>44994381i buy all my own clothes :p don’t be bitter
goob morny
>>44994389I feel like y'all would describe wine mom like that but it doesn't sound like her
>>44994395Nah, this one is uglier and more annoying
>>44994393you should kill yourself
>>44994393Which part of the uk? Does it have airports
It would be kinda fun to fuck a nazi tranny because you can just call her a retard during sex and theres nothing she can do since you're higher on the hierarchy and your word is law
>>44994389thats all of us
>>44994400Why do you have to be having sex in this situation
Oh I just checked, apparently I’m 5ft 11.85 inchesConsidering I was measured by a doctor 2 years ago as being 6ft 2 there is a very real chance I am developing osteoporosis
>>44994404Im not dating a nazi tranny are you insane
>>44994400>since you're higher on the hierarchy and your word is lawnazi trannies don't actually believe that, it's just part of their humiliation fetish roleplay. they'll stop pretending to be a nazi once it becomes inconvenient for them or they cum and stop being horny
>>44994398why would i do that :p >>44994399i’m not giving my exact location on here but yes it’s accessible by airport :p most places are here
*sucks your dick*
>>44994410Are you hot
>>44994413AHHHH MY CHASERGINITY NOOOOOOO
>>44994413chaser btdubs
>>44994408speaking from experience?
>>44994423no i'm not a nazi or a tranny
>>44994410i wouldnt have to see as much embarrassing raceplay coalposting if you died
>>44994404If we can't pump and dump normal trannies at least allow us to pump and dump nazi trannies
>>44994404That's a feature of all my tranny hypotheticals
>>44994400I mean, yeah, that's the point.
Wow,,, a perfect thread for me,,,
>>44994440kys ugly
bf who tells me to skip work and make cookies with him at home
>>44994440damn did you get like plastic surgery for them to look like that or were you born with them
>>44994440Oh it's cause the elf ear thing I thought it was cause the ear tounging thing for a sec
>>44994407????>>44994429You cant pump and dump anyone just have casual sex. It's the same thing except you don't like do weird psychotic mind games for no reason. Just fuck>>44994438ok so for the sake of argument imagine it's the first night of our honeymoon in a beautiful hotel on the coast of the med somewhere. wwyd
>>44994440Wtf elves are real?? Love your elf eyes and elf hair btw.
>>44994443Do I know you LOL>>44994448Yeah I got surgery hehe
>>44994440I hate you
>>44994416to the point that it’s actively a little annoying. are you big and strong? :3>>44994428literally where is the raceplay? “i’m brown and i like white men, a thing that brown women share all over the world” — AAAAAAA RACEPLAY NOOOOOOO
>>44994451Are you still a nazi in this scenario?
>>44994453Thanks :3 Yes real and boyfriendless>>44994456Oh okay .-.
>>44994458Yes but it's one of the fringe ones where it's like one of the subdivisions of communism but transplanted on to Nazism somehow. Like I'm a nazi syndicalist. The prenup is heavily, heavily biased in my favour and you have suspicions that I was sleeping with the lawyer
I don't pump and dump but I do six month long lovebombing relationship and dump
dcc and dawgy please save us why is every other brown tranny who posts here a raceplay gooner
>>44994454Where did you get the surgery? Price, experience, healing, etc?
>>44994467I need this immediatelyt.ranny
>>44994459
>>44994468We need Penny back
>>44994471Hit my dms. Women love the lovebombing part
>>44994467i think of this happened to me at this point in my life i would just kms
>>44994468Cmon bro dawgy also posts about wanting a white boyfriend
>>44994467this is just a normal healthy relationship
>>44994469Sampa von cyborg in Spain, 4k with 7 days healing in Spain. Healing was easy but I did have to take the stitches out myself at home after like a month. I got it done like 5 years ago at this point so idk how current that info would be It’s really weird having it done tho lol you can’t feel it but you’re awake and can hear them working the whole time
>>44994467six months is a little long do you have shorter plans
>>44994467this made me try to kms
>>44994468If a brown girl has come to this website she's most likely obsessed with white menIt's a bit of a self filter to get this far
I want a white boyfriend but I’m also whiteI feel like the only white guys who like me on hinge are chopped
>>44994479>>44994485Relax>>44994484It's how I preserve access to sex as a low value man, so no
>>44994490oh we're not having sex. never mind
>>44994440You look dainty
>>44994488Are you also chopped?
>>44994483You didn't end up with any pain or infections after? That's my only real hangup with it right now, it's pretty cheap.
>>44994473https://voca.ro/1jpElo4Qtxw0
>>44994498I don’t knowI think I’m chopped but people tell me I’m hot
>>44994488
>>44994499No, although I have a spot on the top of my right ear that irritates me if I wear a mask too long. Doesn’t really matter now but it was an issue during Covid time.
>>44994501People lie. The sexual marketplace doesn't.
>>44994468i love seeing how bitter you people get for no reason :p is it literally just because im swimming in your pool and you’re all gay TiMs who fear competition?
>>44994501Post your ass in a thong and i'll tell you if you're chopped babe
>>44994464Do you just like not go out? You're a catch
>>44994493I'd need to see paperwork before considering sex with you dw
>>44994510I mean I’m a transsexual so even if I’m hot dating will inherently be hard for meIve been sleeping with a hot cisfem chaser though so like I can’t be that chopped?
>>44994511no it's just second hand embarrassment
>>44994518BASED STRAIGHT TRANNY QUEEEN
>>44994517what like a bank statement?
>>44994520because white men who aren’t bottom faggots like you are into me and i don’t want their countries being overrun by jihadists? i’m sure that does embarrass you :3
>>44994494I am, although im finally almost a healthy weight!>>44994516Uh I go out but not like alone or in any capacity where I could meet people. Also I’m kinda weird and guys dont tend to like weird transsexuals so that makes it hard :pThanks though I try and feel that way about myself haha
>>44994508I see. Thanks for the answers nona.
I wish trans women could get pregnant not really for childbearing reasons but more just because I want to see her stomach extend out over a period of 9 months
hey whats goin on around here
>>44994518Attractiveness isn't something that exists independently of the kind of people you attract. If you don't attract hot men, that says a lot about how attractive you are. It's very simple, but everyone files about it, men and women, and saying it over and over again just feels like bullying, so I'll drop it.
>>44994529Yeah ofc :)
>>44994528I love weird transexuals but they're unfortunately pretty rare here, they all seem to live on the web.
>>44994527
>>44994530I wish trans women could get pregnant so I could disappear from their lives and leave them to be single mothers
Brown trannies belong to my BWC
>>44994533No I understand. I just think the dating market is really complicated, there’s way more hot women than hot men and so as a tranny you have to compete with hot cis women which is like,, not really possible unless the guy is a chaser. I had a really really absurdly hot guy slide into my dms the other day but he was like a closet fag who wanted me to roleplay forcing him to suck my dick so like :/
Trannies should shoot cum inside their chasers holes and lay eggs inside them that way
>>44994546i already do this
>>44994500It's the Golden Mole, lost to science for like 100 years and only rediscovered a couple years ago, it's the cutest wittle fing that ever did was
>>44994543There are not way more hot women than men lol
>>44994474Has anybody talked to her recently?
I wish trans women were just more desperate cis women
>>44994528Like delicate almost
>>44994560lol
Feeding my trans gf to the gators
i wish all trans women died
I wish trans were women were okay with being a little gay for each other
>>44994575Are you a cuck chaser
Stu still on her evil arc I see
>>44994578no
>>44994553https://voca.ro/1jjCq7BmR1zI
>>44994583Transbian isn't really any better
>>44994572You and I will feed them all to the gators
>>44994579It's been like 4 months i think that's just who she is now.Shame, she was fun now she is just boring like most other trannies always crying about being ugly
>>44994588yay :)
Incelposter tip of the day: instead of saying "women are hypergamous and only want Chad" say "there's so many more hot women than men right? And like it's hot just that. The bar is in helllllllllll. And that's on Charli XCX"
What I like about trans women>Desperate, mentally ill, low self esteemWhat I dont like about trans women>Look like guys, Annoying, Have high absurdly high standards for what they look like
>>44994595ily incelposter
>>44994592I need you to take care of the gators while I'm at work babe. Keep them fed, but still keep em hungry for when the trannies come over
>>44994575all men and all women have a certain like system of completely platonic flirting that's a normal part of society that we are just too autistic to participate in properly. i can do it a little bit but I really prefer to avoid it. it's like when people cry in here about like oh transbians are always hitting on me constantly and like obviously there are sex pests everywhere but a lot of the time it's like ... this is just female friendship diva. and you can be like no I'm not comfortable with it and they'll almost certainly be cool but like it is just a normal way humans bond
>>44994586lol
There are incel men that come to this thread that mog hollywood actors
>>44994595Charlie gexy gex
>>44994618FACTS
>>44994618liek who
>>44994612
>>44994591imagine being me>>44994608i can do that :)
>>44994626The chaser reading this obviouslyHes an adonis tier chad
>>44994637waow hiiiiiii
>>44994618How does she know
Who wants me?
>>44994635We're inviting bronya over so don't feed them at all babe. Will be lots of lard for them so they won't need feeding for a while
>>44994644>>44994541
i should buy myself a bottle of wine. i should drink all the time, that would make me feel better
>>44994618And they won't let me hit because they're scared. Please don't be scared. I'm quite a good person to lose your virginity with i don't have any of the hangups saying that that people tend to have
>>44994677until it comes off
I like walking past all the stalled carcuck traffic during rush hour
gorny
>>44994683good morning sorbet
>>44994554I mean there simply are, the average women takes better care of herself and presents herself better. Most men generally aren’t all that attractive because they don’t care about their appearance
good morning>>44993757will you pay for my permanent elf ear surgery
too nauseous to masturbate nothing feels as bad as skinny tastes
>>44994689is what women say to explain it away
>>44994694she's an utter icon and correct on all five points
Where is my trans gf who never ghosts to be mutually obsessive with :(
>>44994689The average young guy I see is tall, fit, dressed well and well groomed
>>44994554i dont know about hot but men do tend to be more visually boring. like i think menswear is just so restrictive and boring and i am often not particularly interested to look at a man who is clothed in the same way i would be interested to look at a clothed woman because one of them is much more likely to have that shit on. Love, mom
>>44994291If I ever took hormones, id probably be the type to get big tits and fat jiggly ass. But I won't do that.
>>44994702lol
>>44994698guitar groyper
>>44994698i say this
>>44994704
>>44994706I see a lot of them every day since I work near a collegeIt's just true
>>44994704you have a massive beer belly
>>44994714LOL
men are to be sucked, not heard
>>44994719The moment in which i empathise with chasers the most is when i cry thinking about how low the odds of my future bf being a furry are
>>44994714lol
Ads for escorts(prostitutes) in Canada always make me laugh. They will say some crazy shit like "for 100 extra you can take a dump on my chest and punch me in the face" and then right below that will say "no black men, indians or pakistanis"
im a furry cause i played sly cooper at a critical age if you even care
Feeding stu to my gators cause she didn't reply to me.
>>44994757i care c:
>>44994759>having pet gators Based
>>44994755Trannies let you do that for free some will even pay you for it
>>44994757I CARE
crocs > gators
>>44994762>>44994777i also was obsessed with the furry robinhood movie
>>44994786that one is a real classic right many people's first contact with divinity
Even when I was a little baby I never understood the appeal of crocs.
>>44994755Guess who tries to not pay
>>44994783image 2/2 evidencing why crocs > gators>>44994789this is your final warning closet
my pussy psychedelic. your pussy INCIdental
>>44994759thats where i belong
>>44994788yeah, i wore out the vhs tape watching it so much
>>44994789>>44994794I remember being 4 at the shoe store and my mum offering to get me crocs. I glared at her then asked if I could have converse instead
>>44994724the suits don't do it for me at all but all the sex involved and the like built-in "paper-bagger" aspect for butterfaces seems like it could be hot, but even then idk if it's people I'd wanna ever have sex with.
if i took hrt i would still look like a man and nothing would change. the only thing that has made any difference is laser, which i didnt finish and i probably wont continue
>>44994813You eat poop.
>>44994813I remember when you were less of a doomer
>>44994823me too
should i get more coffee or more coffee and then even more coffee later?
>>44994810
>>44994812i've been trying to spread paperbagger propaganda in here for sooo long i think its gonna be the next big thing. super underrated. isn't that kind of thing super ero by default. and it's super topical for this digital age where people are dating AIs like the feeling of being just a vessel is super in the zeitgeist!!!
>>44994783https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuOVACCCJ_Ahttps://voca.ro/16IexLmLoxcP
>>44994838you should coffee maxx
>>44994841i wish there was a good booru tag for "photo of someone else's face taped over your face" LMFAO there's a lot of really good art of silverash from arknights being like no... i cant let you sully my sister pramanix's purity... choose me instead.... gyuuuuuu its so peak
>>44994694
Eating my body weight in oranges rn and disassociating
>>44994844
>>44994845i want to become a speedster like fry
Woman is so artistic…
>>44994858i like this imagE
>>44994865>Woman is so artisticWe owe it to Napoleon.
>>44994858https://voca.ro/1ihaJPe2ZmYI
>>44994866>>44994873
>>44994871We owe a lot to him
>>44994873different series different console mate
this is me and my bf
>>44994879>>44994884https://voca.ro/1nP6K5Ii3bjU
i dont know how anyone does anything
>>44994849Short men should be a DEI group to be honest
This is me and my bf when I’ve chugged a bottle of sunflower oil and am using my laser eyes
bf who owns a gun and can do cool revolver tricks
does adderall do anything? i want adderall
>>44994906it doesn't rly make you more productive you just lock in insanely hard on some random shit. you'll unlock everything in binding of isaac in an afternoon and still have to do laundry
>>44994906It’s like drinking 4 coffees at once
when i was on adhd meds i lost a lot of weight from forgetting to eat so i think if I get back on them i can be a healthy weight combined with my psych meds making me gain weight
>>44994905For this trick I will need your mouth over the barrel, don't be shy now.
>>44994909i guess its just impossible for me to become a real person>>44994919caffeine makes my heart hurt i dont want that
>>44994871”Woman” and it’s a fat neet twink on estrogen who shitposts and farts in his room all day
>>44994935are we supposed to just hold it
Women do not fart or poo
>>44994938Bona did you see woman so artistic…
it’s fucked up that trannies have to poop
>>44994945I dont care for napoleon
daily reminder i (hot and green) am hot (and green) and green (and hot) (hot despite the green) (hot because of the green) (green because of the hot)
>>44994952THATS A separate paragraph
>>44994954Hi green
>>44994951REAL
>>44994954she’s green!
>>44994954The best things in life are always green
>>44994954Does this person post here? She looks like she’s in her 40s and I’m a 46 year old chaser looking for a wife.
i dont think about killing myself anymore
work today makes me want to die
>>44994956I dont want to align with a napoleon glazer. Ver6y inner propriate
>>44994677Me at the office.
i chipped part of my nail and now it’s ugly :(
>>44994971great call, im 49i can't wait to be your 52 year old 50s wife with my young 40s husband
>>44994979waow you’re so handsome baby
>>44994978pffft. Talk to me when you’re green
iwnbg :9
>>44994981i have had to come to the unfortunate conclusion that nice nails are simply not viable in this economy
I'm a woman
Why is it so hard to find a nice man to molest my butt
pichu im very pretty and powerful today
>>44994984Thank you honey *smooch*
>>44995003yaay mwah mwah mwah <3
I used to think poopdick was gross until I experienced it. When she painted me I got hornier than ever before. It's like when a lioness marks her territory. Romantic and erotic.
>>44995002fuckkkkk yesssss
Has anyone seen asexual anon?
am i brain damaged
>>44994998I would only do nice things to your butt
the tale of my neglected coochie:
>>44994994bronya bronya i’m trying to break my nail biting habit and i thinking this is my longest streak so far i think im almost at a month and it’s weird having nails that go past my fingertips now i have to adjust how i do things
>>44995031YESSSSSSS im so happy for you! go willpower! thats rly impressive its a tough habit to break
>>44995012lothbrok…
>>44995012true!
>>44995025hands it a flower
>>44995050*sucks it up into my womb*
>>44995012You are not a real chaser unless you get poopdick from a 35yo homeless meth addict tranny
guys
>>44995049What would you know about any of this? Don't reply to my posts.
>>44995025neglects it
bronya do i just need to say im pretty and hot or do i need to believe it too
>>44995053cherish that :)
>>44995063sboeb
>>44995064i know everything about everything
>>44995065bronya do i just need to say my underwear doesn’t have stinky yellow stains or do i need to believe it too
>>44995075when I give birth my son will be holding a bouquet :)
>>44995014she has ascended beyond the mortal plane and is preparing to become part of the godhead. also she’s almost done 100% the metroid 2 remake
>>44995077You're mentally retarded, brain broken, addicted to drugs, and you have a brown butthole. I want to punch your solar plexus.
>>44995070you do have to believe it but the first step to that is saying it>>44995082a little margarine will get that right out diva!
>>44995089yay :)
>>44995090based. I'm conrad and you're slan
>>44995097what drugs. and how am i brain broken/retarded
>>44995110i can see slans nipples
>>44995112All of the drugs. I don't know. Xanax? Fuck you. Stupid bitch. Don't reply to me. I wanna roundhouse kick you and your entire family back to świętokrzyskie. You smell bad.
>>44995110they looked at him for like a second and decided his new name was femto
>>44995119Your new name is femto now
>>44995118https://youtu.be/CjJWLNs68WIcourtney love solo album mentioned
>>44995118>świętokrzyskiedo you think i'm poor or something
>>44995119if they looked at you for a second they'd decide your new name was mantoe
>>44995124damn. now watch what i do next
>>44995126You are poor. You have a brown butthole which is a sign of poverty.
which chasers have tight pink holes?
>>44995138Guilty
>>44995145heyyyy
>>44995135stop looking at my butthole!!! it's actually bright pink and very pretty
>>44995147I'm only into tranoids
>>44995148You animal. You need to stop posting.
>>44995161this is you
>>44995110based
I miss my best friendI talk with trannies all day, i get their nudes, and the thing i miss the most is my chaser bro who i unfriended because he sent me a dick pic and i just didn't want to be misunderstood so removed him and blocked him too>just add him backI tried to but he is gone. Deleted account and i was the one who led him to do itI doubt he is still around but if you are reading this i miss you Josh. You were the big bro i never had
>>44995164That literally looks like you. You're one of the biggest retard faggots in the universe.
hey gang, how are we doing this afternoon?
>>44995173>That literally looks like youghehehehe thank youu ^w^
>>44995148in chinese to say something is pretty we can use 漂亮 piàoliang. you could say 我 的 屁眼 (pìyǎn lit. "fart eye") 很 漂亮。 for a more crude feeling, or if it is already clear you are talking about your butthole from context, you could use 菊花 (júhuā lit. chrysanthemum) which is also a common slang term. for a more advanced structure, you could say 这朵 菊花 又粉 又好看 to say that "this chrysanthemum is both pink and good looking"
>>44995169losing my fujo mind
>>44995169Congratulations on making the gayest post on the board
>>44995194ok josh is the one who posted cock like let's not lose sight of who the alpha is
i have never sent anyone a dick pic ever
>>44995204You should try it
>>44995204That small huh
>>44995180האם באמת יש להם מונח סלנג ספציפי לחור תחת יפה
>>44995133Please don't do that to bronya
initially i thought an anonjosh pairing was more moe but im kind of coming around to the joshanon dynamic more and more as i think about it. that kind of guy who's everything you want to be who pulls trannies so easily the type that everyone is just automatically drawn to. wouldn't you want to be just a little more like him? wouldn't you want to get just a little closer?
>>44995174Holy fuck it's blaire!
>>44995217what are you gonna do about it
>>44995207ok>>44995208yeah…
>>44995209אני לא יודע. עוד לא הצלחתי לפרוץ לקהילת ה-chaser הסינית. יש לי chasers שמגיבים לי על פוסטים אבל עוד לא מצאתי איפה הם מתקהלים בינם לבין עצמם. אני אעדכן אותך ככל שהמצב יתפתח.
im hungry should i eat
>>44995224Remove you from the goodnight list for a week or so
>>44995238YEAH!
>>44995239go ahead. ill keep saying good night anyway
hey anon who hates me are you a choid
>>44995235There's no Chinese word for chaser? Surely there is you just don't know it yet. A real chinaboo would know
(clueless)
>>44995245Yeah.
Boyfriend who’s nice to me but mean in bed and is also at least a little hot,,,,,
>>44995248would you hatefuck me. imagine that would be so hot you could like slap or hit or choke me and throw me around
>>44995254I'm mid but my sense of humor and overall personality make me hot
>>44995223the one and only B)
>>44995257I'm not indulging your fantasies. But yes.
>>44995246i just don't know what people actually use because im not in those spaces. the like somewhat clinical term is 追逐者 as in quite literally someone who chases or 追跨者 which is the above combined with an abbreviation for trannies. the term that i would expect the chasers in here to be using if we were all suddenly speaking chinese is 跨粉 which is that abbreviation from the above with fén which is just a loanword meaning fan. in that situation i would personally be calling you TS控 which loans the -con from japanese stuff like shotacon etc
chaser that wants to have rough lovey dovey sex
if trannies are gonna be picky I will too you gotta be curvy and have a cute face.
>>44995269Done. I want you to be able to hold down a job and communicate your feelings
>>44995273thats too picky....
>>44995268What's your favourite position for this? I love cuddlefucking
>>44995277its genuinely one or the other these days its trenches. and i get it!
>>44995266lol fag
>>44995243I've already forgotten what we were talking about and I refuse to scroll up so don't worry about it I guess. Gramps needs his meds
Unprotected anal sex with 18 year old trannies
>>44995273Woah now let's not get ahead of ourselves they just said I have to be a little hot
>>44995280truthnuke!
>ywnb lovely elf wifey live
>>44995279mating press prone bone cuddlefucking all s tieranything where we can kiss a lot is great
>>44995273Do I really need a job?
oughhh i woke up so late >_> can i get a do over
>>44995291Yes. If i can only have one or the other I'm choosing the job. i would rather break up over an interpersonal skill issue than over a financial issue that's a little too depressing>>44995286you want a high value woman you gotta be a high value man! that's the sexual marketplace baby
>>44995242ok. what should i eat>>44995282gives u ur meds :)
>>44995290Prone bone is a great one if you want to keep going for a while as you kiss and tease. I need it so badly again
>>44995305yeah it’s also nice because he has easy access to bite and kiss your neck> I need it so badly againsame…
Why is she doing this
Hello
>>44995298i have some tomato soup im gonna make for lunch just now u could eat some soup too if you wanted
>>44995300Mei mei
>>44995311Who is doing what?
>>44995311whad did she do
>>44995308>easy access to bite and kiss your neckMy ex always asked to make sure everyone knew we spent the weekend together
>>44995312maiq? You moving up the food chain?
im sorry i was just trying to be a hardass i have a long history of dating the unemployed and i do not expect it to change just because i personally am no longer free from mortal attachments. this pussy is NEET owned (i cover most of the mortgage payments)
>>44995335Sun bears are the retards of bears
>>44995339sun bears are the retards of bears /pos
>>44995339
>>44995338Good girl now bring daddy a snickers so i can pet your pussy after
>>44995319that’s a bit more intense than what i had in mind but yea that’s hot
>>44995347the emotional requirement remains firmly in place
>>44995351I cry while watching instagram reels of dogs in public places. I am emotional i just need to build trust
do you think people can be innately stupid outside of mental disabilities
this whole thing where every single character in every single franchise has to turn to camera and say "protagonist-kun i love you i want to have your babies you are my everything" which everyone is complaining about i do honestly think stems from both degradation in sexuality and the literacy crisis. the person that is the most attractive in modern society is someone who is a sure bet. the text that is the most attractive is the one that has as little ambiguity as possible. everything is easy and frictionlessim just mad we can't even have tsunderes anymore that aren't 0.00001% tsun 99.99999% dere
>>44995348It was mostly just hickeys to be fairSometimes I'd just be so pent up though
>>44995357a snickers you said. ill be right back
>>44995370call to action: EXPOSE YOURSELF TO REJECTION
>>44995338that was kinda hot
i h8 normies!!!EVERYONE at my office is married its not faireven the creepy nazi chud is happily marriedwish i had someone to come home to T~T
>>44995311Vagueposting? Cause she's retahded
goodnight btfyvbm bopogoodnight qjdivgoodnight cspozb boe tuvgoodnight npvtfgoodnight djcj boe cmbjsfgoodnight xvmgjngoodnight xjnp boe nbnpgoodnight dmptfu boe fqjdgoodnight fbtufso zvspqf qptufs
>>44995389theres a nazi chud in ur office? D:
>>44995385hppeojhiu f
>>44995389You're going to get a cute wife one day.
>>44995396https://voca.ro/15AuYCTvDRrd
>>44995371hickeys are nice. i really like the idea of him being so pent up he gets a bit rougher than usual, i just don’t like full blown abuseslop
>>44995396thank you for putting the key in your name.goodnight njtufs f
abusegem
>>44995412You know what they say: if you mess with the bull you get the horns
>>44995399yea he's scary T~T>>44995407tfw no t4t lesbian bed death marriage
FUCK i meant to say >>44995396hppeojhiu f>>44995385right? don't you think im cuter if i'm the strict type? i feel like if im going for the appeal of like delusionally high self esteem it just dovetails well
>>44995412I just have trouble cumming with someone else there so I just keep going and going until I've had my fill. I want to leave my girlfriend a mess
bf who lets me sacrifice him during the eclipse
>>44995430hot..
why do nazi chuds exist. they should stop
(aggressively agp tranner whose entire sexuality is derived from porn voice): choke me kill me daddy uwu(nasal 30+ virgin chaser voice): i love doing that i'm a daddy dom
>>44995442peak
>>44995442aw let the kids have their fun
>>44995442lol this is like 50% of interactions in this gen and it’s beautiful
>>44995438I still need to break my record of how often I had her cum in one night>>44995431I'm getting the tattoo soon™
>>44995442i wonder what % of 30+ choids are virgins. 90%? maybe they had sex in their youth? don't we have some virgin 30+ tranners here too? it's cool!
(indescribably gay guitar riff)
>>44995454im a 30+ tranner virgin ama
Now even our voices are being attacked.This is why i will remain a nameless, faceless, voiceless, bodyless, dickless chaser. No one can make fun of me
choking and impregnating my choid bf (i'm a daddy dom)
>>44995441idk T_Twere nerds always like this? i mean they're not all like that but looking around nowadays it feels like a solid chunk of nerdy guys into computer and stuff are like alt right and honestly i dont get the appeal
>>44995463*starts learning it*>>44995464Do you want to have sex?
>>44995470(30+ virgin daddy dom)*
>>44995464what's ur favorite season
>>44995472no
why is it green. not normally green
>>44995478what color is it normally?
>>44995476autumns sweet, we call it fall
>>44995471to me it seems like the nerdier they are the more woke they are desu
>>44995481like this
>>44995478https://voca.ro/155PPhCWZ7n9
>>44995484Unless they're bottoms for some reason, it's really odd
>>44995463ABC by Polyphia
>>44995313will there be grilled cheese
>>44995491OHHH NYARUHODO i thought gp was short for generator points. that makes way more sense
>>44995494All Polyphia songs sound the exact same to me
Not right now kitten, 30+ virgin daddy dom isn't finished with his coffee yet and he's got a long day of being unemployed ahead of him
>>44995495That's two meals are you a fatty eating two meals at once
>>44995497https://voca.ro/1idGtnW2tKsq
>>44995396hppEojhiu F!
>>44995503i say this
i love watching videos bats eating theyre so cute
>>44995431okay but you gotta look the part of Griffith and we have to actually have our homoerotic sex during the Eclipse not just the constant sexual tension
>>44995501I dont believe people like polyphia for any reason other than the femboy>>44995505i like it! that used to be the hallmark of incrementals right. now it's a whole different scene..
>>44995511They're such eager munchers
chaser who fingers my butt while i suck him off in the drivers seat after we got mcdonald’s
>>44995497the revolution idle generator points?
>>44995520Just don't forget the mcflurries
>>44995523revolution idle is so flop. microtransactions out the ass
>>44995525i had mcflurries in mind when i wrote that post
>>44995526idk i haven't played it in a long time
>>44995484well i do think there's some truth to thatthe fashy types often seem to look down on the kind of nerd who views e.g. programming as something akin to self-expression, which is most of the super nerdsinstead they have to like, rebrand nerdy stuff as actually super manly and cool, look how much money i make, look how important i am, blah blahbut idk, creepy nazi chud at my work is a scrawny nerd obsessed with warhammer 40k, def nerdier than my other coworkers but not as nerdy as some ppl
>>44995520I don’t want poop on my fingers.
>>44995516https://voca.ro/14KrW7bGJOPO
I listened to polyphia since before the femboy was cute and they played djentThey peaked with goat and ABC but they kinda suck now, tried to reinvent their sound again since everyone started cloning them but the new shit sucks
>>44995534Be like lothbro, it's just a little snack
>>44995504youre right. i wont eat anything
do yall fw tomato juice
>>44995555Idc
>>44995555nice digits faggot
I’m a fascist and I like balancing on my nana :P
>>44995566YES
>>44995530When can I come pick you up?
>>44995566Sounds disgusting must be a eastern thing
>>4499553340k did start attracting people like that recently
>>44995567why dont you care>>44995568thanks g
>>44995583i want you dead
>>44995520I remember a guy on here talking about getting mcnuggets with his trans gf and then her having him eat her fat ass out
>>44995578how about 7 :3
>>44995590its so hard to see someone else living your dream
Tomato juice exists singularly for bloody marys
>>44993745Elf wife you say?
i wish i could go back to before i had dysphoria>>44995586i know
I would chain Stu up in my kitchen and force her to cook me food
>>44995595or wait no. i thought she was eating his fat ass out. idgaf abt that i could have that tomorrow i fi wanted
>>44995579gluck gluck gluck ohhhh i'm chugging tomato juice rn and it's soo good you wish you were me you wish you had bottles of tomato juice so bad
>>44995607oh look, here comes tomato girl
>>44995596lets not talk about bloody marys there are canadians present its not safe
>>44995593Sounds great but be ready, a blowjob won't be enough
of course discordia likes the pedophile anime
>>44995601well whats stopping you
>>44995603guys won't let you eat their ass or what?
>>44995610i'm tomato boy
>>44995617I can’t afford the chain
>>44995623veggie tales looking ass
>>44995580yea...
>>44995624im not cooking for some poorfag
why is kayne kinda......
>>44995607I don't care
>>44995607>gluck gluck gluckCould you get any gayer
>>44995618yeah straight guys are weird about it and obviously i can't really keep dating gay guys. im so sad about that. im so devastated by that. i think i'll grieve that for the rest of my life
>>44995520ThisI want thisHow do I get this?
>>44995615 NAMED MYSELF AFTER IT DIDNT I
whats something i could try cooking. something that isnt difficult
>>44995647My speghetti receipt that you refuse to try
>>44995642there are chasers that would let you what does that make them?
>>44995652i will keep refusing
when i was a kid i used to drink so much carrot juice that my skin got visibly orange to the point that my parents were concerned and took me to two doctors until one figured out that it's the carrot juice
>>44995613of course. ^^
>>44995635This is what's wrong with this fucking game, this is why it's dying
>>44995647A boyfriend
>>44995657That’s why you will remain unhappy >>44995658Carrot boy
going to work high
>>44995652What is it? Now I'm curious
>>44995566Strawberry Banana V8 is where it's at
bf who wants to go to a bakery with me this weekend
>>44995672Not telling
>>44995660??? but look at true damage qiyana
>>44995659I just need to take any opportunity to get my girlfriend pregnant, I am glad you get it
orc bf
>>44995680It's probably poutine over noodles because you're communist
>>44995682i find it impressive how much riot is trying to make attractive characters to sell skins but somehow have no idea what makes people hot
choids if i got you pregnant would you abort or keep it
>>44995647Schnitzel
>>44995679What do you want to get? I could bake you most things at home
beach graves skin SEX
Good morning chat. Today is my first TMS appointment. I will cure my depression and get over my ex.
>>44995682Built 4 you know what
>>44995693true damage qiyana is crazy hot what are you talking about
>>44995697i usually like to get a bunch of different things but a bf who bakes would be awesome
>>44995694I really want kinds but I don't want to pass on my genes so this has been a struggle for years now>>44995701I hope it helps
>>44995693they will never top that brand skin where hes shirtless and sweating
>>44995701hell yeah good luck buddy
>>44995694Abort, I'm not having low T butt babies, I'm only keeping chad's buttbaby
>>44995662no>>44995667maybe>>44995695i can eat schnitzel whenever i want>>44995701then youll have to find some other fake problem to complain about
>>44995710yah nobody at riot tops
>>44995702built 4 ruling the Ixtal empire
>>44995701Is that the one where they Frankenstein your brain
>>44995655chasers who are secure in their body and sexuality
>>44995707Imagine waking up with a bunch of kisses and the smell of freshly baked goods
>>44995701hope it goes well mine did fucking nothing
>>44995693the ones in >>44995635 are hot tho. the pale pink hair guy with headphones and white hoodie black guy above him and the blue shirt guy on the right are probably the hottest. or do you mean the qiyana
>>44995701i will cure my depression by getting my ex back
>>44995719My Shen is clean i'm ok with this
>>44995701 oh my god the magnetsssss like andrea long chu... im so jealous it seems so glam
>>44995729Well its ketamine next if this doesnt work.>>44995723No thats ECT. My psychiatrist says thats what Ill do if TMS and ketamine both fail.
>>44995714i am chad tho
>>44995733I don’t think that’s the answer. You 2 broke up for a reason
i saw on house they erased a guys memory by electrocuting his brain. i was thinking today about how that could be helpful for me
>>44995732i guess everyone has worst taste than i assumed literally none of those men are attractive they are cheap references to a type of style and look that is already overdone and co-opted by the most annoying type of men on the internet.
>>44995749it was my fault. he’s husband material
>>44995753post a hot guy
>>44995753kayne looks hot in that, ezreal looks cute, and not my type but k'sante is objectively good looking
i can make u feel betterif u want to...
>>44995758Why did it end? Like is that not just going to be a problem again and lead to more pain?
>>44995767Love a good vaguepost.
>>44995768because of my mental illness no
>>44995733I fully support this copium even though I know it'll never happen
>>44995776https://youtu.be/MVc3Z-bG6Eo
They always make a human version skin of humanoid characters, so they'll eventually do the same, but based on battle academia they are probably gonna make briar white, even though she's lowkey minority coded
I desperately wish I had a midget friend
my advice is to get over your ex and look forwards to the future despite the mistakes you or the ex made
>>44995792wait until lothbrok wakes up and holler at him
>>44995796I am trying this but also a lot of alcohol and drugs
It smells like the 9-hour layover in London on the way to southern France right now, strange
>>44995789Oh my god i didnt make the connection at all. DUH!
>>44995785it’s not a cope and it’s going to happen
I desperately wish I had a yordle friend....
People really break up with someone they supposedly love and then have a new partner in 2 monthsShit doesn't matter to some people, it's crazy
>>44995798I want to be friends with someone with dwarfism, not a freak
>>44995765is kayne the one with the red eye. worst looking one out of all of them desu
actually i lied riot will never top this. this is the hottest skin theyve made
>>44995804love wm <3i have been going for evening walks listening to sophie latelyfeels like the world needs her message now more than ever
>>44995809Praying for you, anon
I was calculating how much it cost for me to make a lunch that had proper protein macros and the cost of food is kind of insane right now
>>44995814aren’t those new partners just placeholders or rebounds and basically getting used?
>>44995817delusional, poor ragebait
>>44995801stay safe buddy :(>>44995814people change and cope in different ways
>>44995819zamn
>>44995782I wish you luck and I hope it all works out for you 2
>>44995825nicholsons bulbous bbc
>>44995727you say sweet things sometimes, if only you weren't Scottish and ontologically evil, in that order
>>44995822yeah :/
>>44995819it is just straight up furry porn like it is so unbelievably erotic. i can't believe this made it into a game without getting censored
>>44995825i'm not baiting, maybe it's because of his haircut and the fact that he looks so angry and serious
>>44995832i am neither good nor evil i am bronya
>>44995827>stay safe buddy :(I hope I die so I won't have to do it myself but might as well have fun along the way
>>44995814Sounds like my ex
Ranking league of legends characters by how horse-like they are5: Lilia4: Hecarim3: Taliyah2: Gwen1: Soraka
>>44994480I don't post about wanting a white bf, I am literally married to a white man
>>44995838:( please don’t, i promise there’s a lot to live for that doesn’t define you just by a partner
>>44995836hes literally smiling
i tried claude code at work again today, took some time writing skills for it to avoid all the annoying stuff it usually doesthe result was actually p good, i had to have it clean some things up but the end result was something i would have been happy with if i had written it myselfdepressingi want to believe a better world is possible but i dont see how
shit bus driver made me late #whatever
A bag of oranges is a really good investment.
I am a white man where is my brown wife
>>44995851You're always so sweet but sadly I disagreeThe end will be fun though so it's okay
>>44995854hes smirking. looks annoying and punchable
>>44995871he looks hot
>>44995866please don’t
I am a white man where is my paler than a ghost wife
>>44995878gay
The koreaboo autopedo persona isn't attractive on a malnourished 22 year old
I recorded bonyas nasty pussy with my meta glasses!!
>>44995887yeahh
>>44995878SEX
do you think all slavs are brown like hitler did
i think all slavs are brown just like hitler was
>>44995906No cause they're pretty pale
>>44994440Please be my wife
i’m kinda disgusted by marriage now
NEVER TRUST AN ELF
>>44995890DELETE IT YOU SICKO
>>44995922I've seen them blow up over nothing after spending like $50-100k going through all the rituals
>>44995915but they're all brown asians controlled by jews, karl marx and engels and the nazis said so
>>44995936This is exactly why I’m broken and poor
looked at my bhole in the mirror and got turned on
>>44995940Why dont we have slavaboos?
>>44995945 Chaser btw
>>44995957fuck u ;(
>>4499590635 year old Latino race pro here. Hitler didn't consider Slavs brown. He hated Slavs because he considered them subservient and because their skulls are too round. Read this articlehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_racial_theories#British_and_Irish@Bronya
I’m scared to look at my asshole what if it awakens something deep inside me. I’m not ready for that rn
>>44995936the worst is when they stay together anyways T_T
>>44995878i rlly like dad bods like this
i am disgusted by bhole
Boomer parents just showed me an obviously AI red bull flight event with some chicken plane, fakest thing I've ever seen but they refuse to believe meThey're like "it's a real event!!"Yeah I know, it's AI based on the event
Have thisBye chat
>>44995945I bet I'd get turned on by your hole too
that lady makes me want ear pointing surgery even more, but i want an experimental type that uses neocartilage to extend the ear instead of reducing it into a point
>Trip to Italy for the proposal>Engagement ring>Wedding rings>Wedding>Honeymoon>Mortgage down paymentDude's life savings wiped out in <2 years because of postpartum depression
amab bhole
i am SO OVVER historyi am so over "rediscovering" "bold ideas"i am so over stories i am so over legends i am so over "LESSONS" from the "past"literally where do u hhave to go wrong in life to end up spending ur free time plumbing the depths of historical racism from guys who ate shit and died
>>44995965bruh your own article says that the nazis thought slavs weren't white because of their asian ancestry
>>44996004Love that
>>44995965so they even thought british ppl were subhuman huh
>>44995965why are you pinging me in this he was mad for the anglos and had never heard of a celt thats pretty much in line with the opinions of most major figures through history
>>44996006
>>44995906Pink buttholes only
>>44996026mine is so pink dude
>>44996004I have one of those take it easy
>>44996017i miss clown
>>44996035may i see
I don't consider anglos or russians human either
>>44996053i agree
>>44996011Asians are yellow. Not brown. I'm Latino and you wouldn't call me Asian. >>44996014No. Read the article>According to Günther, the purest Nordic regions were Scandinavia and northern Germany, particularly Norway and Sweden, specifying: "We may, perhaps, take the Swedish blood to be over 80 per cent Nordic, the Norwegian blood about 80 per cent." Britain and southern Germany by contrast were not considered entirely Nordic. Germany was said to be 55% Nordic, and the rest Alpine (particularly southern Germany), Dinaric, or East Baltic (particularly eastern Germany). On the British Isles, Günther stated: "we may adopt the following racial proportions for these islands: Nordic blood, 60 percent; Mediterranean, 30 percent; Alpine, 10 percent." He added that "The Nordic strain in Germany seems to be rather more distributed over the whole people than in England, where it seems to belong far more to the upper classes."[66] Hitler echoed this sentiment, referring to the British lower classes as "racially inferior".[65]>Günther claimed that the Anglo-Saxons had been more successful than the Germans in maintaining racial purity and had been infused with additional Nordic blood through Norse raids and colonization during the Viking Age. Günther referred to this process as Aufnordung ("additional nordification"), which finally culminated in the Norman Conquest.[67]>>44996023Read the entire article. Now.
>>44996014And they are
>>44996033Yeah I'm gonna need to see some verification for your white card
i want to get married one day :]
>>44996039https://voca.ro/16TvhmyFeq9i
._.
>>44996070dada
>>44996058i meant brown as a synonym for nonwhite the finer distinctions don't really matter here
>>44996053>Taco who literally makes tacos
>>44996073whhere dada i need dada ._.
>>44996078Idk :(
>>44996081waah wwahh i need dada ._.
Where's anonymouseWhere's asmrchan
>>44996077I'm a liddle spaniyard twinkie twink and I make coffee beans :3 !!!
don dada married a 45yo single mom cis girlhe is raising her kids
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Butthole Club
i have no idea what my butthole looks like rn. it could be brown
>>44996091hi
>>44996103let me check on my folders, brb
>>44996103Tranners darken and change colors along with their stripe
>>44996103>>44996112it's pink
im spreading my cheeks in the mirror rn and honest my butthole is kinda ugly, i need to get srs so guys won't interact with it
bhole feminization surgery
>>44996095dada would never marry an agehon and he doesn’t even raise his own kids so why would he raise another person’s kids
>>44996132TRVKE
>>44996132Clearly you have never been in love It makes you do stuff you never thought you would
>>44996132don dada has kids? ermm that's kinda problematic
new risk of rain dlc just dropped
you ever hope a “I miss you” post is about you but you remember “I hate you and don’t care about you” is more likely the one for you?
>>44996155They sold out save your money it's not what it was
i hope nobody will ever care about me it makes life easier
>>44996164>save your moneyI pirate everything
>>44996156I would kill for a "I hate you and don't care about you" post in here. Neeeeeeed to start shitting where I eat
i think i got a virus from pirating bodycam a week ago
>>44996169Then spend your time on the vastly superior remaster of the first game!!! you gotta have high standards for yourself that's rule number one
>>44996156No I cannot relate at all lol
>>44996108Hello mouse what did you have for breakfast
>>44996168if you suddenly stopped posting I would be bummed out every now and then thinking about it
>>44996156yes
>>44996176I only play games for adults
it is so upsetting to me how long water takes to boil. rly unreasonable. anon I want to move to the top of the highest altitude mountain build me a palace on the top of the highest altitude mountain
>>44996170You've done plenty of that you're like a shit eating ouroboros.
>>44996182I love your sarcasm
>>44996189in that case, have you played tailbound?? shining star of its genre, critical darling, indie breakout gem?
>>44996170Sometimes i take a look at the lost contacts thread on /soc/ and it's both depressing, funny and cute
>>44996192i want everytranny to make it
>>44996203>Tailbound is a lewd top-down 2D hack n’ slash adventure game with Zelda-like gameplay. I am a 35 year old man.
>>44996112>>44996120please delete any pictures of me pls>>44996118
>>44996208i don't understand how people can get this attached to someone they only knew online
>>44996179hello anon i had eggs with sriracha for breakfast it was really good! what did you have for breakfast
inflates you making you big and round
>>44996235I know you don't because you are one of those trannies scared of any sort of interaction with a man
>>44996200sorry I was thinking as I posted that oh I wonder if that might be confusing I know there are a couple esls in here and I don't want to be like. difficult to understand. >>44996208i need to get a bucket of ice cream and scroll that one day I love human beings
>>44996241uguhhh rubs my big fat belly
>>44996224Stooey
>>44996251i'm not a tranny i'm a cis man and i'm scared of any sort of interaction with anyone of any gender
>>44996235im just the freewheeling type I think everyone is my friend
>>44996259hello
>>44996252I met a girl on here once years ago now that sent me gifs of her gaping her asshole with a few toys and fisting herself too, and I miss her. Even tho she was really hot n slutty she was geniunely fun to talk to and very bubbly and cute.I can't remember her discord tag but I remember she lived somewhere in the south eastern US (maybe florida?) that she was in a relationship with the same guy for 10 years but obviously frustrated, that she called herself an "anal only girl" but her bf wasn't into that and it pissed her off.very slim chance ur seeing this but if u are respond and I'll post my disc tag for u, I still have ur gifs saved under my favorites in discord
>>44996270yeah i think so too but nobody is really worth crying over or posting on soc begging them to come back
>>44996263Bro this doesn't work if you have posted your pics before
>>44996275Isn't that what they say to pigs
>>44996276you have asshole gaping gifs on your discord favourites? i thought people used that just for memes…
>>44996164alloyed collective was a really well done expansion and makes me hopeful for this one :)
>>44996289idk
>>44996276Yeah that's me >>44996283no for sure you're right. well actually idk I feel like if some of the people I've known since I got here and talk to off board up and disappeared I would probably at least be asking around to see if anyone had heard. ive had people in the past hit me up and be like hey have you or anyone you know heard about so and so. but god the thought of posting on soc at all is insane
Drowning my chaser in a chocolate lake
>>44996288what does this mean. the fact that i'm scared of everyone or the fact that i'm a cis man doesn't work
>>44996291I don't unfortunately. I was quoting a post from the lost connections thread
>>44996293really???? I thought it was dog ass
>>44996252No worries no misunderstandings here snookums, you already shit in this thread where you eat.
i cant believe there are people who look good and like their bodies. that is so alien to me
>>44996306Do you speak any French should I enroll us in french classes. My tiktok because it's set to Chinese and there's very few Chinese users obviously can't figure out where I'm from so it keeps showing me tiktoks in french. Also apparently a lot of international students from china LOVE m&s like have it as a major personality trait know the names of the people who do their announcements and shit. I wonder if there was a big push to capture this market or if it was more organic
>>44996318seekers of the storm was a complete clusterfuck that they spent forever just fixing to be baseline playable, my friends and i were not really excited for alloyed collective before its release but it actually rules the survivors are fun the new areas are fun cooking is a good mechanic. I'd definitely check it out.
>>44996312You cant post pics of yourself, look like a girl, and keep calling yourself a man.If we didnt know what you looked liked it would work but not like this
>>44996319it's a metaphor the idea of "not shitting where you eat" uses the behaviours of a lot of wild animals as a metaphor for keeping business and pleasure separate so to speak. it's usually about not dating coworkers
>>44996326i should learn german first
>>44996338i look androgynous leaning male imo
>>44996330fuck it let me at least try it to see if it's worth buying I'll reinstall
>>44996342Languages it's kind of you learn one you've learned them all no
>>44996352Yooo RoR2 with Bronyasaurus???
>>44996156Yes I also my I miss you posts hoping she also misses me and will reach out
hey bronya i want a wide big beefy boyfriend how do i attract them
i miss his asshole
>>44996363should we is everyone hopping on? it'll take me like a few hours to download it tho
>>44996362no. i dont think im capable of learning a language
>>44996345Nah
>>44996372I'd 100% hop on and bounce on it crazy style
>>44996378you deny it because you're a self hating faggot
>>44996367I fear that if I try to comprehend the mind of the average fitcel for even a moment I will break something inside of me. but don't worry about attracting them worry about keeping them! let's keep developing those interpersonal skills!!
i dont think i have talked to anyone who isnt my family in months
>>44996400i don’t mean a fitcel gym rat i mean a big wide guy that’s kinda fat and strong
>>44996384jesus dude take a deep breath TT TT okay i will initiate the download are you on commission or something do you want me to use a referral code
>>44996392Projecting
>>44996405I'm not even the original guy I just wanted to hang out cuz I'm bored.
>>44996404aren't there guys like that on there? i thought the motto was that the bulk never stops
>>44996339Thanks I know, the fuller meaning is about not causing trouble in places you regularly find yourself, which is what I was using.
>>44996410no i'm a self loving faggot but you clearly don't want to admit that you're gay
>32 y/o bf: I can't believe France spends 57% of their GDP, they are fucked>18 y/o gf (male): i like croissants >w<
i dont even read anymore. i cant get myself to pick up a book
>>44996413no thats great there's three of us now how many in a lobby is it 4. surely someone in here has it
Did someone say big wide guy that's kinda fat and strong?
>>44996420spends 57% of their GDP on what
>>44996417it's something that would be a little strange to hear in most of the cases under a topic that broad but ya there's definitely broader situations where it would be referred to
>>449964244.
>>44996433Apparently you get more from government pensions than working
>>44996433Old people.
>>44996448oh so welfare, that's based though. are you american or israeli or something
>>44996443WHO WANT US
I HAVE TO PEE
another day another forced webcam meeting with the executives of the company to whom im not out and dont want to come out and who hate me a lot
>>44996342You don't even speak German? It's so easy to learn
>>44996419If i was gay i wouldn't find you attractive.Men find you hot, deal with it
my 18 year old chaser bf: if we want to see a better world we have to be the ones to make it, which is why I'm going into social work after community college.me (32): did you prep before coming over?
>>44996490see >>44996373
>>44996481>to whom im not out and dont want to come out You can't seriously think they think you are a guy when you look like this
>>44996494aw you're so insecure about it do you want me to pretend that you're straight to make you feel better
>>44996497LMAO
>>44996497i have been trying to figure out how to approach 1/100th of what this post is for the entire time that post has been going. thank you
>>44996505i think they think im gay and queer and theyre afraid of homophobia accusations
>>44996510thank you, the 32 year old poster is an inspiration to me
>>44996501Deutsch ist allerdings einfach
awesome Swedish phrase: "jag ser ut som hej kom och hjälp mig," literally "I look like hi come & help me," idiomatically "I look like shit"
>>44996515They are definitely afraid of that but you don't have to come out verbally because you already did it visually, if that makes sense
>>44996518its simple for someone who is able to do things, not me
>>44996494also no straight man ever thought i was attractive, only the gay guys on fourchan
>>44996524they still think im male
>>44996514wow I'm honored, will you let me grab the first 10 bands of our ror2 run?
>>44996532No they don't
>>44996481>to whom im not outLmaaaao
>>44996535you'll get what you can grab first and be grateful
>>44996156i’ve been making posts like that since the end of 2024 hoping that he’ll see them but i don’t think he uses this board anymore :(
>>44996527You already speak English so a lot is the same, plus German has actual coherent rules for grammar
>>44996540>>44996543stop. im not out and im still male to them. they he/him me they call me my real name. im not out at work to them
>>44996509>>44996528Cope. You are too emotional, just like a girl
>>44996545oh ok nvm I don't play with people who don't care enough to coordinate items for the characters that use them best, worst thing about playing with randoms
>>44996556Ain't nobody want to do your gay ass declensions, punk ass latin rip off
>>44996521hello sobe
>>44996556but i dont know the rules
>>44996562i'm emotional because i chemically castrated myself it's hormonal
>>44996563tell me you play engi without telling me you play engi
men can have bangs. why does the world act like bangs instantly out you to everybody
>>44996574>i chemically castrated myselfgood girl
>>44996573so you learn ze rules
Is today the day chat?
i wish i looked like pichu i'll start skinwalking her
>>44996583Bruh get your goofy ass outta here
>>44996582I play loader, operator, rex, and captain. mostly depending on what role the team needs :)
>>44996601i had bangs when i was a cis man. nobody thought i was a woman. i had bangs and long hair. ever since i was a teenager. nobody batted an eye. it's the truth
>>44996594thinking about learning a language or doing anything that requires effort makes me want to cry
>>44996605HARDCOREEEEwe must be in different elo brackets... i bow downi like to play acrid cause he's cute
>>44996597oh and autumn. i seethe with envy for both of them it's so unfair
>>44996583I have bangs I’m a man
>>44996608You're a huge dumbass if you think this is just about your bangs. They probably think you're an ftm lmao
>>44996597>>44996619waiting expectantly
>>44996593you have to call me a good boy or i'll get mad
safespots you
bf who plays games with me
>>44996617ok im silly i meant to type acrid but sent rex, i love that lil dog he's so great because he requires literally 0 items to do damage so you can just pick up mobility and support and let huntress or whatever grab every proc chain item
my youtube keeps playing malice mizer playlists on autoplay which are really fun and romantic then go cold into like au revoir i dont want to cry in the club
>>44996646What games do you like to play?
>>44996497Imagine how firm his cheeks are and how pert his hole is
>>44996636liberals and their safe spaces
>>44996636Be careful of the dragon idk if you noticed it
>>44996652right right? his kit is just good from level one. i really like cap and rex is so cool to me but however hard i tried i never got any good QQ
>>44996636Is this dungeons and dragons?
>>44996631i think they look better than you. i'd skinwalk you too as a participation trophy though i'm generous like that
>>44996631*gives you my cum*
>>44996671wtf
>>44996671i'll take it!
>>44996634>i'll get madgirls are cute when they get mad, like a little dog barking
>>44996671Lmao
>>44996672This is literally the last thing i wanted. This is the worst case scenario. It's over
>>44996675what. this ain't sissytown anymore libturd facts don't care about your feelings. only my feelings
*mogging Bronya while she slurps up every last drop of my delectable seed* That’s for not buying me nitro
I am filled with a full body sadness at the thought that I’ve never had a satisfying sex life. I wish I didn’t have these desires my life would be so much less depressing
>>44996696>this ain't sissytown anymoremiss dada ._. where he
>>44996705he's busy being a stepdad now i heard
i skinwalk goku
Bronya is just a big teddy bear she takes shit from everyone but only gives back love. I wish i could hug her just once
>>44996699Bruh tell your therapist not us, making the same post over and over
>>44996713she does take a lot of insults from me. sometimes i feel bad
Hugging bronya and trying to thrust your dick towards her so you can feel her dick with your dick but no matter how hard you thrust you can't feel it
what are some good male asmr channels on yuotube. hot voices only please
>>44996713that's not true, if you boymode and don't agree with her ultraneoliberal ideas she will literally pay her rothchild uncle to slander you
i love daisy
>>44996736Were imagining hugging bronya and trying to thrust your dick towards her so you can feel her dick with your dick but no matter how hard you thrust you can't feel it
>>44996568hi anon what's up
>>44996583They can when they're a manYou're a woman and you're estrogenized though so you don't look like a man with bangs you look soft and cute
Robocop is based on bronya's neoliberal ideas. You guys know robocop, right? I'm 32 by the way.
>>44996742To be fair if you are boymoding in your 30s it is embarassing
>>44996768I am the robo cop
stop mogging meimei with the passoid cats she's insecure now
>18 y/o gf (male): and that's why late stage capitalism is really reaching a breaking point right now>32 y/o bf: so my mom said she can drop us off at the show but we have to bus back
dawgie
>>44996760i’m at work :/
>>44996771Grown ass nigga moding
Fine I’ll an post just once
>>44996619autumn looks like a dog with a few extra chomosomes
>>44996240Oops I missed this Nice breakfast, I had leftover cold pizza
>>44996771why is that embarrassing
>>44996768robocop is what happens when you give free healthcare to everyone and open the borders>>44996771you know what's even more embarrassing? drinking PISS
Watching robocop (the original) with a tranner and cuddling.
>>44996781that's fucked up. I have fifteen more minutes of lunch then back to it for me. I love lunch. lunch is so awesome
>>44996724I don’t have a therapist It’s okay to just ignore my post It’s nice to shout into the void sometimes
>>44996788yay yummy!!
>>44996713She's evil when tapering meds
>>44996763long hair is hot on menyou underestimate willpower and belief
>>44996786ok mean
its not even daisy!!
>>44996791Drinking piss is not embarrassing, Bear Grylls did it a lot of times and everyone likes him and respects himI don't think there's anyone who respects a middle aged boymoder
>>44996744yes
>>44996815nobody cares what you think, meth addict sissy
>>44996684you're all bark no bite sissyboy, if we were meeting face to face you'd be so scared
They killed shrimpcat guy for posting shrimpcat 3 times in a row yet do not care at all about the faggotcat spam, curious
Fuck it Im cis.
>>44996832srs when
what about 26 year old canadian boymoders
>>44996832how big is your cockdid you ever tell us?
>>44996832oh jesus wept
>>44996832Nice, me too
I feel like a failure that I still care and answer my mom's calls where she doesn't care that I barely sleep or busy just to yell at meRemember writing a letter how much I hated her as a kid when I was like 10, meh
>>44996832Didn't ask, don't care.
>>44996838That's so hot babe.
i'm cis too btw
>>44996844Sad
All I want in life is a mommy gf
>>44996838They're cool
I think my dad heard me talking about gay stuff during my virtual therapy session
>>44996829just one of the many perks of being a turbo lesbo who never goes outside and spends all day on pisscord
>>44996811I just call it as I see it. She's a mean spirited racist on the inside and an ugly pig on the outside
>>44996824I'd be scared of breaking your fragile feminine body TRUE
>>44996832who cares
>>44996869She's cute and everyone who has to interact with Indians hates them so it's just normal
Happy elf happy shelf
I think don dada is dead.
>>44996829What are you implying?
I think this is very bronya coded.
>>44996870yeah you're right you'd need to be rly gentle i bruise easily. i wwish i had a bf so bad i want to cuddle with you it would feel so warm and nice
white canadian liberal women are also racist against indians so its kind of a form of passing
>>44996861>>44996850yayy <3
>>44996891this resonates with me thank you
>>44996888pls don’t say that
>>44996869what am i on the inside and outside
There is not a soul in the world who likes indians why do you think they literally pray to a heathen god to get visas to the west
>>44996900Would take her out for coffee dates and walks where we talk about everything and nothing
>>44996844why keep her in your life if she makes you miserable, just because you're related?
>>44996909i have two indian friends they're chill
>>44996636World?
>>44996921You're a toxic person
>>44996928not really indians desu they're poles they were born here. but their parents are indian
>>44996928Yeah i have a black friend i heckin love minorities
if non-trans queers can say tranny and afabs can say faggot then why can't skinny people call fat people lard balls?
tranny wife tranny life
>>44996935why
>>44996921Idk, I'm still a neet, I just live with my dad and I still have things at her placeHaving a job (which I'll start searching for soon, once I'll finish some stuff) wouldn't really help here, since she was never happy with anything...Also, she also likes to call my dad and yell at him when I'm sleeping and didn't hear her calling
>>44996895Very fembrained post i like it
>>44996942
yea I have an anglo friend, they're not all inbred subservient traitorous scum, that's just antisemitism
>>44996958Is that your black friend?
>>44996964no that's xing xing my tibetan macaque friend
>>44996963Whites are the least likely to race mix even though nobody is propagandized more to do it than white women.
>>44996944Tranny wife is the dream
Specific tranner wife
Pichu would be the best wife
>>44996956would you call me by male pronouns and generally refer to me as a man if i asked you to if we were together
>>44996975they should try doing it more, it's why they're becoming a weak pisspant "people"
boymoding2day
yea we takin' over yt bois
>>44996996Yes i'd call you Mariusz...Fuck kind of question is that? Ofc i wouldnt. I'd call you a fag, sissy, gay, homo, fruity cake but that's about it
>>44997033You're a whiteboi
>>44997030is this a man or woman
i loove the squeaks theyre soo cutehttps://youtu.be/WVz8rvIl_vY
>>44997040I'm literally not I just have vitiligo
>>44997046Put your cage on and plap to the bnwo
White girls who larp as black men <3
wtf guys he's forcefemming me help
>>44997049I'm gonna slap my 8 incher across your sissy ytboi face fampai
>>44997042So damn adorable>>44997061>implying you'd need to be forced
>>44997062Plap plap plap wb
>>44996933310
>35yo boymoder (not a tranny)>doesn't chase>doesn't want to be chasedwhat's the point of you being here big dawg? do you want to be one of the boys?
>>44996993categorically falseextremely profoundly falsei would surely come to resent anybody im dating for more than 6 monthsas much as i want it (somewhat) it would end badly to be in a relationship with me
>>44997080Mawgy is here to mog
>>44997080I'm a married black woman, I'm just here to make fun of you
>>44997080Lmao dude where do you think we are
>>44997078That's my weight
did you know 5000 years ago white people racemixed with asian slavs and birthed the pole and then the pole created all known civilization and this is why we have 4chan now
>>44997080https://voca.ro/1d2sEQOwPsAa
>>44997094omg no way, thats my goal weight
>>44997084As long as you kept up the reluctant handjobs it would work for me with all the monster hunter
>>44997092chasergen, the chaser/tranny gen of /lgbt/
>>44997080i want to be one of the boys
>>44997070yeah i would because it'd make me uncomfortable and embarrassed and it would feel weird to be called something i'm not
>>44997103Why are you being mean to me?>>44997110You are too soft and feminine for that
whoever fixes the broken bird in twinkflag deserves a medal
>>44997115You would fold in half an hour like all the other girls I've broken. You're nothing special, just another cocksleave
400 lbs 7 feet tall bf <3
>>44997122there's no broken bird i'm normal and okay and mentally healthy
This is not a dating website.
>>44997123>>44995442
>>44997117https://voca.ro/17t0GKI0aCRp
700 lbs 4 ft tall bf <3
>>44997123i still wouldn't like being called a girl
>>44995635oh yeah I was meant to post it and forgot about it why did they made them all himbos? why game designers cant make a attractive guy who isnt either a hung of muscle or a smaller hunk of muscle?
>>44997137Hey.
>>44997117i'm a daddy dom
>>44997122She doesn’t activate it for me she’s a kid
why does like nobody here use the correct pronouns
>>44997153t. low test fag
>>44997140I'll call you a faggot until you can't talk back anymore
>>44997160Shut it fag
>>44997160Because you're a kid playing a game and it's dumb
>>44997136This nigga Cheetos while enforcing some weird sexless janny behavior
>>44997133dont worry I can steal your husband from you and prove you wrong
kino
*obese unwashed manlet with a gay lispy voice and a neckbeard, disgusting gut poking out under his desk* oh yea you like that don't you sissy.... dommy daddy's gonna break you just like he did his other discord kittens..........
>>44997169https://voca.ro/11Oov4AI5uNx
>>44997160from now on I will start using onu/jenu for you <3
>>44997133That's where you're wrong, buddy boy
>>44997160i’m sorry they’re being so mean to you siryou look really manly and handsome today big man
>>44997171you can't even steal candy from a gaybaby>>44997186go outside bro, I can't even imagine the type of autistic looksmaxxer type of hedonistic manlet blud that actually thinks this shithole is anything but a nagasaki ground zero for chronic shitposters
I would like to find my wife in between the shitposts
>>44997080dawgy has talked to multiple chasers from this gen in the past but is unhappy with the current batch of choidst. autistic gen historian
>>44997168i'm an adult man. do you think cis men on hrt can't exist in general or just me specifically
bf who i bake cookies for
Is it gay to fuck a pre-HRT tranny who will get on HRT once she turns 18?
>>44997188yayy thanks :3
>>44997209it sounds gay and illegal
>>44997209tell her to buy hrt right now if this is not a larp
>>44997208Can you make jammie dodgers?
>>44997208What do you like to bake the most?
>>44997208Snickerdoodles pleaaaase
>>44997208post cookies
>>44997215no but i like trying new recipes!>>44997220choccy chip cookies with espresso grounds added>>44997228i like snickerdoodles!
>>44997193nu uh I could clpa his cheeks easily just let him get her once and if youll behave we can send you video afterwards>>44997200sorry its either shitpost or husbands
>>44997236i don’t have any pics sorry :(
>>44997238>choccy chip cookies with espresso grounds addedThese sound delicious, I can hardly wait to try them
>>44997238They might be my favorite cookie. Maybe Samoans. You ever make any of them girl scout ones? Other baked goods?
>>44997204what is the consensus on me historian
We need a new recruitment drive
>>44997257i’m not sure what you mean by girl scout ones but the stuff i bake is normally pretty simple like cookies muffins cakes sometimes bread nothing fancy.
>>44997279Girl Scout Cookies. Cookies sold by the Girl Scouts. It's a whole thing over here.
>>44997307>>44997307>>44997307
>>44997309Kill yourself retard.
>>44997309YOU ARE NOT HIM.
>>44997317the trip checks outit's dada
i would like a normal seattle bf but i dont want to post in that thread
>>44997143literally the only one that looks like a "himbo" is sett
>>44997347I’m also not ready to let my thread go
>>44997347Just go do something else with your day.
I've go really big fever type swag rn
can someone make a normal general? mpreg it or smth>>44997378so is kasante and tarric? the only ones you could argue about are the pink one and hat guy but even they are drawn like himbos
Thinking about switching to jockstrapsSeems hotter
they deleted dada's thread ._.
>>44997399taric isn't in that image and he's the he-man archetype not himbo. k'sante doesn't look like a himbo at all he's just buff. what do you think a himbo is? just someone with muscle?
make daisygen
>>44997400Musky jockstraps make me feel kinda dizzy
>I'm flying jack
I've seen more sissies irl than I have trannies
>>44997405MODS=GODS
>>44997405I’m playing devil’s advocate but did it actually break any rules?
>>44997438Disrespectful Trolling
>>44997409I meant the background blond guy I can barely tell which champs they are supposed to be and I know himbo is supposed to be a personality archetype but in visual arts they most often look like those guys dont fight with me about it fight the people who slopify words
gay homosexual sloppy wet french kisses with men stronger and older than me
>>44997469chaser btw
dating a guy who isn’t 25 for the first time in my life is neat
>>44997469>stronger and older than meisnt that every guy on this planet?
new>>44997487>>44997487>>44997487
Did you decide from the start to be a trans woman? or did it shift over time?Its certainly not uncommon for femboys, enbies, or crossdressers to make the change. I guess sissies would have to be included among the list.Especially in the early stages of hrt its not necessarily a bad idea to identify as a femboy or NB to avoid misgendering until you FEEL like you are comfortable being a woman. So I guess thats what people mean by boymoding?
>>44997484Inb4 he's even older
>>44997484ur new bf is 19 right?>>44997486lol this
i girlbossed too hard and now they are making me do more work D:
thinking about how there were only a certain amount of humans born the same year as me, and everyday that number is wittled down a bit from murder or cancer or disease or accidents or suicide etc. and the longer I live there well be less and less people my age on earth. and if I make it to 115 I'll be the last one. or older if medicine improves. that means as I get older over my life I'll start seeing the same few people my age more and more
>>44997505you learned a lesson today. if you go a great job and work harder, they will expect that as your baseline from now on, and if you do less it will look bad, and you'll keep this up til you're wore out.
>>44997520Fewer.
>>44997544yes thank you, I could have used that word instead or more words.
